Ali Wong - Why I Want To Get Married
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7 жыл бұрын#AliWong on how marriage will make her life easier, choosing between the Tonight Show and her boyfriend, and how she could crash the Craigslist website.
Ali Wong stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2012.
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@TheLadyoftheday 4 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I haven't seen her heavily pregnant
@the3ofspades959 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@rishabhsingh5081 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@Protectobot 4 жыл бұрын
WAIT!!! She was pregnant after these old clips about her thinking of getting pregnant?! I guess I'm new to her.
@EpcotResterHouse 4 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@QueenVii 4 жыл бұрын
OmG!! Ur right!
@siniquezu 5 жыл бұрын
Love how she makes a porn joke and the awkward guys in front stay quiet 🤣
@darinaangelova2882 5 жыл бұрын
Perfection...
@MeepMeep88 5 жыл бұрын
It's just hard for them to relate because no one in history has a girl watched porn for the same reason a dude does ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.. So they're just like, "Mehhhh, oki doki"
@henryairconcepts2999 5 жыл бұрын
Because if they laughed their girlfriends would think they would want to get fucked in the butt.
@Neverseenstars 4 жыл бұрын
@@MeepMeep88 not true lmao. Wtf. What type of woman do u even know. Women use it to masturbate
@alfiesolomon3531 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe they can't help but think "ow boy, here comes another female humorist making sex jokes how original"
@andrew39287 5 жыл бұрын
her timing on delivering the jokes has gotten so much better in the Netflix stand up special, she's been tailoring and improving herself along the years
@StephanieTips 4 жыл бұрын
I agree 100%!
@Q_QQ_Q 4 жыл бұрын
@Stefania yes she is now much better .
@Its_Jess00 4 жыл бұрын
@@StephanieTips she's Ali ❤️
@LuisFernando-yd3mx 2 жыл бұрын
Nah that crowd was just a bunch of prudes
@kawaii.in.chi96 Жыл бұрын
@@LuisFernando-yd3mx agreed
@dawson203 5 жыл бұрын
She did get married, and that dude trapped her
@missondo4887 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 lol 😂 true
@Neverseenstars 5 жыл бұрын
Paid for his student loans akssksk
@parlayphresh3062 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao wit that baby lol
@lewstone5273 5 жыл бұрын
Poor guy :/.
@darinaangelova2882 5 жыл бұрын
AND he signed a prenup because of his parents... If he divorces her he is FUCKED! HE OWS HER MONEY!
@assassintwinat8 7 жыл бұрын
Girl doesn't beat around the bush
@MsZephyra 6 жыл бұрын
assassintwinat8 No pun intended? Lol
@wingnutofcoolness 6 жыл бұрын
But she does trim around it.
@RK-ep8qy 5 жыл бұрын
didn't you hear there is no bush, that shit's been trimmed with efficiency
@glittermafia5759 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like that's all she does
@Q_QQ_Q 4 жыл бұрын
@wingnutofcoolness she waxes , no trims . she is asian takes no chances .
@mithzynelson3110 5 жыл бұрын
Turn into a circle with eyelashes 😂
@itsm3th3b33 5 жыл бұрын
Considering her anal joke, it's more like a donut with eyelashes.
@therealboomhauer69 5 жыл бұрын
MITZ-INA BOX wtf😂😂😂
@therealboomhauer69 5 жыл бұрын
MITZ-INA BOX cha cha cheeta
@olpegleg8549 4 жыл бұрын
That audience did not deserve her
@LondonSambaDancerBellydancer 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly Boring
@Harcorwrestler 4 жыл бұрын
It wasn’t that funny tbh. She relies too heavily on sex, raunchy jokes. Some parts are funny but lots of it, she’s trying too hard. It’s hit or miss with her. She needs actually stories that don’t always involve sex. And her delivery can be overkill. That gets tiring after a while.
@charlotte8765 3 жыл бұрын
This ia from a while ago too. She's gotten better and her delivery has gotten better too
@humixmusic4lyf 3 жыл бұрын
This audience is always dead tho.
@aliquidgaming1068 3 жыл бұрын
Idk. She has some good bits but seems like she relies too much on being obscene. It comes across as her trying to hard and using the same material of sex and being raunchy. Actually if you go to the channel Laugh Planet and search for Comedians on Female Comics, you'll see 2 videos that have both very successful men and a few very successful actually funny female comics talk about this exactly. One of the main things these professional comedians talk about is how women try to hard on using sex jokes and trying to be dirty, while also stretching out a joke on said material for too long. Another point these professionals make (both male and female) is that most female comedians don't try to be original
@saffronmonsoon 4 жыл бұрын
Ali: What is going to get me the house? Answer: Neither the Harvard husband, nor the Tonight show TV credit. The correct answer was the Netflix standup comedy special LOL
@alexandradobrowolska2848 4 жыл бұрын
Life 😂😂😂😂😊
@Protectobot 4 жыл бұрын
If this was 2012, maybe she wasn't rich yet haha. She's SO young; in her 30s like ALL these female comedians: Iliza, Amy, Whitney, Nikki. DAMN I feel old and poor now. Oh well.
@reesemalo 6 жыл бұрын
Usually sexual humor makes me uncomfortable, but her delivery is so good! I love it
@Crobin008 5 жыл бұрын
@O G lmao savage
@mariodiy4517 4 жыл бұрын
My girl is the same way. Dislikes when I make sexual jokes, yet she's a freak in the sheets...I guess there's a time and place for everything.
@hyon2441 4 жыл бұрын
@O G amy schumer
@Protectobot 4 жыл бұрын
I just find some of them BORING. Her joke wasn't sexual but it was still funny.
@KG-xc9xq 3 жыл бұрын
O G yeah it’s also uncomfortable to me ,we don’t have to be in this same sh*t ,stop judging:)
@ewwpoorpeople5684 4 жыл бұрын
She’s so smol but talks so tall. Is this power?
@ajrwilde14 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@thisphone7087 3 жыл бұрын
5'4 girls talk like they 6'8
@noelsebz90 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't realise how small she was until I saw this video 😅
@RazzlyCrunch 3 жыл бұрын
I thought she was 5”8 damn
@DiamantisHell 3 жыл бұрын
@@thisphone7087 that's me
@FriendlyFish13 5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe she exists. she's all of my thoughts unexpressed. love her
@estelleboo 7 жыл бұрын
She's gotten way better but this is funny still
@diamondback6559 6 жыл бұрын
Estelle Boo her Netflix stand up special is hilarious.
@georgexanthopoulos3003 5 жыл бұрын
Indeed. Funniest comedienne out there by far for me.
@jamesred7272 4 жыл бұрын
666 likes nani
@Harcorwrestler 4 жыл бұрын
It wasn’t that funny tbh. She relies too heavily on sex, raunchy jokes. Some parts are funny but lots of it, she’s trying too hard. It’s hit or miss with her. She needs actually stories that don’t always involve sex. And her delivery can be overkill. That gets tiring after a while. Not sure of her new stuff. But I just got introduced to her and it wasn’t a very good introduction so far.
@hoxtondean9855 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed., I have been watching her current material, from 2019 onwards - this is the first one I tried checking out her pre-2019. I do like this too but I also find the current ones are extremely well delivered.
@leahlee8123 6 жыл бұрын
I like to watch Asian because I'm conceited. And I like to watch school because I'm Asian 😂
@dollarkoko 5 жыл бұрын
Leah Lee considerd*
@rebeccasheridan2979 5 жыл бұрын
@@dollarkoko she said concieted
@idrk3707 4 жыл бұрын
@@rebeccasheridan2979 what the fuck she spelled it right
@chimes023 3 жыл бұрын
@@rebeccasheridan2979 i before e except after c
@livethemoment5148 2 жыл бұрын
i totally did not get that
@CTruitt 6 жыл бұрын
I like her lol she says what some women do secretly. Lol this was funny to me.
@sabin97 6 жыл бұрын
i watched her netflix special first.... so i was very underwhelmed by this one..... i gave her a few pity smiles....
@101Queenisis 6 жыл бұрын
I agree. She says a lot of the things women think to themselves! She taught me a lot about pregnancy and childbirth, sooooo........ I'm Never going through that now!!
@samsun01 5 жыл бұрын
Garbage, shit, garbage, shit, Garbage, shit, garbage, shitGarbage, shit, garbage, shit, Garbage, shit, garbage, shit, Garbage, shit, garbage, shit, Garbage, shit, garbage, shit,
@b00k0f31i 5 жыл бұрын
fukin watch nikki glaser
@thefrener794 5 жыл бұрын
@@samsun01 Is that what is in your head, sorry.
@dibyasrigoswami9995 3 жыл бұрын
Man her confidence. People sitting so close but she is doing silly stuff like no one's watching.
@ubanwogu1185 11 ай бұрын
Thought about this too! A lot 😂
@wisdomtoknowthedifference 3 жыл бұрын
She's the most unconservative Asian I have ever witnessed. 👍😂
@_GandalfTheGrey_ 3 жыл бұрын
Because she’s fully American in her culture
@lalakuma9 3 жыл бұрын
I think a lot of Asians are not actually conservative, we just act conservative so that our parents don't nag and shame us.
@jefffrei4671 3 жыл бұрын
She sure is
@HaTran-sp7pf 2 жыл бұрын
People are like that, they are either exactly like their parents or the absolutely opposite. Take me for instance, i'm a college dropped out who hates kids, relationships, and formal education, my dad is a university professor who loves chidren and begs me to get married so that my husband can "take care" of me. Lol
@carefree7930 2 жыл бұрын
You are right beautiful
@milkycloud. 4 жыл бұрын
THE GUYS AT THE FRONT WERE PROBABLY SO TAKEN A BACK THEY WEREN'T LAUGHING FULLY.
@Skyjuice70 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know this girl. I just discovered her today..but one thing for sure is, timing and delivery is everything. She got both. The boldness is just icing on the cake.
@DM-sr6ng 3 жыл бұрын
I love that she's the same height as the mic stand
@sway_9803 5 жыл бұрын
The comedy gods have answered our calls with this woman 4:31 best joke imo oh my god lmao
@Thatit777 2 жыл бұрын
pretty sure my gf wouldn't understand that joke right away, but after she would be like iiiiiuuuuu iiiiuuuu iiiuu... yup, she is the opposite of Ali in that department 🤷♂
@ExtrovertedCenobite Жыл бұрын
That's the level of comedy and intelligence that gets you off? The comedy Gods are rolling in their graves!
@alba279 5 жыл бұрын
i LOVE that she has two voices xD
@elysabethmuliawan9961 5 жыл бұрын
I instantly imagine Mu Lan's grandma saying: disgrace! Disgrace! Disgrace!
@DibIrken 5 жыл бұрын
Dishonour!
@nicolesong6199 4 жыл бұрын
She never even says that right?
@AhPhoey 7 жыл бұрын
If Ali is Wong, no one wants to be right.
@Kinel_ski 7 жыл бұрын
I think you mean Wight* 😂😂😂
@pavlovsdawg6366 5 жыл бұрын
This was actually more funny than all of Amy wong's bits put together
@frenchtoast7742 5 жыл бұрын
AhPhoey line is the best so far ..🙌🏻👍🏻😜
@oof-rr5nf 6 жыл бұрын
THAT WAS DISGUSTING. I love her already.
@karanveersingh6706 4 жыл бұрын
her strategy is to make people uncomfortable in the very beginning so that she can take it wherever she want from there.... awesome she is...
@rosemaryvalenzuela5032 4 жыл бұрын
She did get married and did get Harvard pregnant
@briannehawks613 2 жыл бұрын
I love her sense of humor and timing. I liked her on American Housewife and I watch her comedy clips on KZfaq at night for a good laugh before sleep.
@ivybobadilla1188 3 жыл бұрын
I love her. Even if her jokes are of what i wouldnt normally want to talk about. She is straightforward.😂
@tshepokotelo3162 10 ай бұрын
When women tell jokes it's like a documentary
@trishking4355 6 жыл бұрын
She is very good at what she does. I couldn't stop laughing
@skinflutey 5 жыл бұрын
Trish King I didn’t start.
@nweeezy 4 жыл бұрын
@@skinflutey me either.......she is definitely for the ladies
@israeliana 2 жыл бұрын
Circle with eyelashes was my fave
@Jennifer-fk8kb Жыл бұрын
@@nweeezyI’m a lady. She never makes me laugh either. Seriously unfunny.
@humixmusic4lyf 3 жыл бұрын
She’s revealing all our secrets!!! 🤭 STAHP!
@ericawasser253 Жыл бұрын
I literally laughed out loud at Alli singing trim trimony trim trimery trim trim sherry 🤣
@oshahott2532 6 жыл бұрын
That parody of "Chim Chimminey" had me dying!
@SpoopySpoops 5 жыл бұрын
Watched multiple times. STILL HILARIOUS!!!!
@andrewcepeda 5 жыл бұрын
Fulfill my destiny, which is to turn into a circle with eyelashes. ROTFLMAO!!
@RoarTheRapper 6 жыл бұрын
"You were there for me all along, like footprints in the sand." lkjasdflixjl sorry I slipped off my chair and grabbed my laptop on the way down. XDD
@genestill1705 6 жыл бұрын
“Like footprints in the sand.” LoL
@captainkerrfluffle8259 7 жыл бұрын
her Netflix stand up special is alot better than this
@HookedOnSonics518 7 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@Number1Dougster 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this was just so so. A little too gross for my taste.
@Misoul00 6 жыл бұрын
But this is 2012. The Netflix one is 2015, in which she was more charming and her joke was more finesse even though they are the same joke. It shows that comedians need time to grow but most of them have limited material.
@HecateNoctis 6 жыл бұрын
Captainkerrfluffle yeah shes a had a few more years to develop these jokes and expand them since she had a much larger time slot for the special though.
@madeh86 6 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the idea of refining material
@jonl5905 4 жыл бұрын
When she started singing I died.
@kristintimoteo7564 6 жыл бұрын
She is insane! I love it!
@nickcasillas3395 6 жыл бұрын
I just wish she was funny.
@samsun01 5 жыл бұрын
dislike. bad. dislike. bad. dislike bad comedian.
@RoarTheRapper 6 жыл бұрын
"That's just where I put my keys when I run." I want to laugh, but I'm not sure if I should. XD
@noveldixon9963 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO off about the trimming So true
@JaZaarMercury 6 жыл бұрын
If this was "Show Time @ the Apollo", she would've gotten a whole lot more love from the audience.
@RealMudSkipper 5 жыл бұрын
OMG I thought she was perpetually pregnant.
@auk8174 4 жыл бұрын
I have shame about sexuality and this really helps to see what it looks like to feel confident about it and to speak openly and joke about it. :)
@fantaseagrl7787 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the mic stand is taller than her 🤣
@sarahaskin3442 5 жыл бұрын
That 7 minutes had me laughing more than some comedians hour speacials!! So funny
@Its_Jess00 4 жыл бұрын
I keep rewatching this. OG's would know
@EJofLA 3 жыл бұрын
"Like footprints in the sand". Outrageous and funny routine as usual. Thanks Ali!
@camrendavis6650 7 жыл бұрын
first 16 seconds, "I like to watch porn", I'm instantly a fan
@jasongarcia9614 6 жыл бұрын
Camren Davis me too
@Protectobot 4 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY! Funny joke but SO innocent so it wasn't really a sexual joke 😥
@dinkydodinky1437 4 жыл бұрын
How have I just discovered her!! Freaking hilarious I’m dying
@Protectobot 4 жыл бұрын
DITTO! Rogan tipped me off to her.
@Hannah-gc4cy 3 жыл бұрын
An Ali Wong stand up that I haven't seen yet!? (settles in) Ready.
@doomcloud3164 6 жыл бұрын
I died laughing! This is my ghost posting this.
@ameliajijo 6 жыл бұрын
She gave me mixed feelings and I loved it.
@TheStefan6969 4 жыл бұрын
She's so hilarious!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@pyroxldasmellgood6196 5 жыл бұрын
She is a riot. Lol. She said chicken skins with authority. Lol Im still rolling lol.
@Iamatomto 3 жыл бұрын
I relate to this so much especially the dieting part
@charlesgadt3052 6 жыл бұрын
this chick is awesome
@calebwilliams586 4 жыл бұрын
The footprints in the sand comment sideswiped me out of nowhere XD
@rickyyang3357 6 жыл бұрын
Lol this was legit for dirty jokes
@el_naif 7 жыл бұрын
Baby Cobra was hysterically funny.
@dubraefox8938 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite female comedian!
@adar1452 6 жыл бұрын
This illustrates the necessity for comedians to practice their stand up and delivery. This was hard to watch but her stand up in later years is hilarious even though she’s using the same material.
@NozUrbina 5 жыл бұрын
I'm in love with this woman.
@vitricewashington6510 4 жыл бұрын
I love this girl 😂
@JaySharp604 6 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize how tiny she was until the side shot. She's as tall on stage as some sitting down below. She's gotta be 3'6... 105cm in NRU.
@ajrwilde14 4 жыл бұрын
she's probably about 5' - 5'2"
@DiamantisHell 3 жыл бұрын
She's 4'9''
@josedanielchavez7193 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone else struggle with pov? Hmm "inside him watching her" "inside her and oh I like that lamp nice curtains."
@mzteetee2703 4 жыл бұрын
I like her!!! I'm screamiiiinuh!!!😍😂
@a.m4863 4 жыл бұрын
I love her so much!!!
@tilldend20 4 жыл бұрын
She's not just a human being, she's their inner voice! Especially women 😉
@brittanywatson4655 3 жыл бұрын
The audience in the front look like they're scared to laugh or move
@rsilvers129 Жыл бұрын
Does the video have a laugh track added? I am wondering as the visuals of the audience, while they enjoyed the show, didn't seem to match up with what I was hearing.
@Bananapocalypse 7 жыл бұрын
I Wong stand for this.
@SpoopySpoops 5 жыл бұрын
I'll pull the butt hair to the front and I'll trim that too! 😂😂😂😂😂 died.
@Protectobot 4 жыл бұрын
Asian girls are that hairy that they get that?! Lotta maintenance 😥
@tiamarie8206 5 жыл бұрын
I had a second chance 😂😂😂
@jacejohnson2 3 жыл бұрын
Love Ali Wong!
@kimberleywilliams7802 6 жыл бұрын
SHES SO HILARIOUS
@pudgywudgy7111 5 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely trying to do my best to enjoy this
@skeletonshorror5184 3 жыл бұрын
I love how uncomfortable she makes that uptight PC audience! 💀🔥
@QueenVii 4 жыл бұрын
I love Ali so much!
@katherinezp 4 жыл бұрын
That is total what I think about it,freedom!
@reighniz4488 4 жыл бұрын
Aside from the 'poking the hole in the condom' joke, this lady was truly funny.
@julianaaraujo3293 2 жыл бұрын
Hello, I'm irony, nice to meet you
@reighniz4488 2 жыл бұрын
@@julianaaraujo3293 Meaning what exactly? I must be missing something here.
@winstonmarlowe5254 2 жыл бұрын
@@julianaaraujo3293 It doesn't sound like you know what irony is.
@ksy4747 4 жыл бұрын
That's the boyfriend she married and had 2 kids with! Never seen her earlier stuff
@rmmj7james293 Жыл бұрын
She's the greatest.
@deficator750 4 жыл бұрын
Wow she speaks so much truth about marriage, its quite scary
@TheSeliMD 7 жыл бұрын
It seems, Asa Akira has many talents.
@178som 6 жыл бұрын
TheSeliMD seems like it bro :D
@RicardoMoralesMassin 6 жыл бұрын
YESSSSS!!! Hahaha ... I mean I don't know what you're talking about
@toulee9435 6 жыл бұрын
TheSeliMD best comment ever
@RockstarStealth 6 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same thing. Lmao
@wweart8889 6 жыл бұрын
Hahhahahahahaha
@johnsoonheelee9826 2 жыл бұрын
She's one of the best comics around. I can't wait to see what she does next.
@yoboi01 6 жыл бұрын
OMG she is hysterical
@janieevans7732 5 жыл бұрын
I love this girl
@ethanchen3329 6 жыл бұрын
Ali did trap a man later in her netflix special, or did she get trapped?
@FKLinguista 6 жыл бұрын
She paid off his $70k debt, so I'd say they both got trapped!
@GoogleAccount-fo9hp 6 жыл бұрын
When two trappers both become trapped by their trapping counterparts...
@101Queenisis 6 жыл бұрын
And Monster Baby!! Lol!
@samsun01 5 жыл бұрын
Garbage, shit, garbage, shit, Garbage, shit, garbage, shitGarbage, shit, garbage, shit, Garbage, shit, garbage, shit, Garbage, shit, garbage, shit, Garbage, shit, garbage, shit,
@thefrener794 5 жыл бұрын
@@samsun01 Wow is that what swamps your head, sorry.
@LondonSambaDancerBellydancer 4 жыл бұрын
Tough crowd in that joint!...
@jujubee90275 5 жыл бұрын
She is really adorable
@COCOBE22A 2 жыл бұрын
Omg i love her Shes my spirit animal
@yamomsaidicould7490 6 жыл бұрын
Shes really good
@sonamnyendak5447 4 жыл бұрын
I have a conspiracy theory that Ali Wong is actually Asa Akira's Clark Kent to her Superman.
@Bruh-cg9yt 2 жыл бұрын
I’m Korean-Russian but I’m here cuz she’s a damn funny woman, saw her show on Inst and I’m here to fall in love with her💔
@erikschoff2272 Жыл бұрын
I enjoy being in shape. Round is a shape
@rjg3876 4 жыл бұрын
What makes her funny is she's telling us things we didn't know or even think of....
@zack2366 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO standardized Test
@energy_ellie Жыл бұрын
Not enough appreciation in the crowd for her rawness
@texabara 6 жыл бұрын
I love it too!
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