Timestamps Filth: 0:05 Stray: 0:21 Schism: 0:54 Soldier: 1:14 Stalker: 1:42 Sisyphean Insurrectionist: 1:49 Ferryman: 2:12 Swordsmachine: 2:33 Drone: 2:44 Streetcleaner: 3:03 V2: 3:21 Mindflayer: 3:46 V2: 4:01 Sentry: 4:43 Malicous Face: 5:05 Cerberus: 5:24 Hideous Mass: 5:36 Idol: 6:00 Gabriel: 6:05 Virtue: 6:30 Gabriel: 6:40 Cancerous rodent: 7:40 Very cancerous rodent: 7:47 Mysterious Druid Knight: 8:05 Flesh prison: 8:18 Minos Prime: 8:36 Sisyphus Prime: 9:12 Kitr: 9:26

I love how the Ferryman just nukes you from orbit if you run away.

the stalker just skittering around at Mach 5 is fucking hilarious

Ultrakill Must Die difficulty would be just this and there would still be someone on day 1 who P ranks the entire game.

Radient V2 is literally what any enemy feels when we use the "no weapon cooldown" cheat

I love how Gabe just turns into Ultra instinct Gabe and Minos Prime just strikes a pose like it's a Matrix movie

Gabriel saying "YOU DEFY THE LIGHT" while teleporting aggressively is terrifying

I love how Minos and Sisyphus just slam into a wall so quickly they instantly die.

gabriel is just lore accurate lmao

1:42 this is literal horror

6:24 "THERE CAN BE- Foolishness."

all voiced enemies just spam voicelines, while teleporting VIOLENTLY

9:13 When you see that one mosquitto flying in your room at 3AM

The stalker is so funny and so terrifying at the same time using this. Also I like how when you got flung into the void the coins made a little song.

6:06 The moment Gabriel becomes vergil

8:50 this goes hard af

love how much of a contrast the P-2 soul is compared to minos, while minos just freezes, P-2 soul initiates a scorched earth protocol lmao

gabriel is just trashtalking intensely

Clearly radiant V2 just gets access to the Alter tool and is using it to despawn you. Also, I love that Radiant Gabriel just becomes omnipresent and then vanishes into oblivion as if he's ascended to godhood.

I like how Minos prime is already extremely fast due to his superhuman strength and you made him 10 times faster that his body crashes into the wall and scatters into chunks of flesh

I'm pretty sure V2 sending you to the next galaxy has to do with it making a shockwave every time it lands. Increasing everything makes the shockwave super powerful and instant

4:27 is just incredibly fitting for V2

6:00 Radiant Idols actually grant Radiant traits to the enemy they protect. As far as I can tell, it only grants T1 radiance, but I haven't tested it extensively.

what ultrakill feels like to new players

6:05 behold the power of an angel

4:51 Omg, he's hitting the griddy

6:12 That’s not Gabriel anymore, that’s the Archangel Michael

Imagine this is the historically accurate speed of ultrakill

I like how gabe says "only foolishness machine!" "I shall be the silliest!" (Flies around faster than v1 can comprehend)

Gabe going "I've never had a fight like this before" while flying around at mach 27 trying to kill an invincible V1 who isnt even fighting him is hilarious.

radiance does something to idols, the enemy that is protected by a radiant idol becomes radiant (stays at default radiancy)

3:46 how mindflayer feels the first time you encounter it:

6:06 Gabriel ultra instinct 💀

5:03 Was hilarious for some reason

I find it funny that how fast enraged gab talks, he ends up saying "there can be only foolishness, machine"

4:40 this is really interesting actually. The hud is an actual object in the game world, not just an overlay, and apparently you can get yeeten so fast it can’t keep up with you

6:30 the first room of P-2

Good to see Sisyphus is unchanged.

As one wise man once said." Oh fuck this is exactly what Hakita wanted" -A incorrect summary of ultrakill act 2

i love how all the primes just stare at you for a solid second then proceeds to obliterate you the next

“Full auto fuller auto full full auto fuller full auto” 8:08

"LET'S SETTLE THIS" *Destroys the fabric of reality through aggressive teleportation

Gabe 2 exists in multiple dimensions at once, Gabe 1 is in infinite judgement cut end

2:12 "Ay, radiance, can I get some speed?" "Only a spoonful."

"LETS SETTLE THIS" (gets super-positioned)

6:44 looks like someone's anger

filth prime

3:46 God I wish that was me

3:46 MAIDO IN HEAVUNDAAA! Omg boss fights are terrifying with all stats max out, Flesh Prison is directly Meat Cage

Imagine if P-3 is going to have a radiant prime soul

3:50 Fanmade Sans fights be like

nobody: flesh panopticon: 5:48

9:13 POV: you fight Sysiphus Prime without knowing what deadcoinning is

at this point, ultrakill is already a masterpiece, what's a game which allows you to do shit like this

I love how hideous mass turns into panopticon after you enrage him

"Impressive, Machine, but now I, Gabriel, enter my Final Form!!" This Gabriel = Ultra Instinct Gabriel

I love how Gabriel just turns into lore accurate Vergil

Judge of hell feels like that one guy in a video game that’s really fast but really weak and apostate of hate feels like a guy that found out a glitch and won’t stop using it

Mind flayer be fighting like a Dragonball character

biblically accurate hell

1:37 bro had a grudge against that soldier

Minos and Sisyphus Prime really said, "Kaioken times TEN!"... Everyone else, too, but I find the idea of them saying it more entertaining considering that they're basically jumping around like anime characters

flesh prison: intense spinning

6-2 gabriel went so fast he was glitching in between realities

any of them that can teleport is just "I AM EVERYWHERE YOU ARE NOT"

I'd love to see an ultrakill TAS where someone gets through the entirety of prelude with every enemy at max radiance

I think 3:30 happens when you get launched into the air past the integer limit or something. Basically your character has an aneurysm the farther you go and the blue screen is the endpoint. And the reason why would be that v2's speed becomes so insane that it launches you at a fast enough speed to reach it immediately once it runs into you. It's also why he doesn't move some times; he's simply going too fast

radiance makes idol heal F A S T E R

For a note the idol does change under radiance, it makes enemies it is idoling radiant

I swear gabriel is imitating vergil's judgement cut end with his moves in the 1st one

Fun fact: you can do tier 1000 by typing commands in the console. Said commands are: buffs forceradiance on - turns on radiance buffs radiancetier set 1 - sets the tier (anything above like 100 is buggy af) *MUST HAVE CHEATS ON FOR THIS ONE

Gabriel is literally doing an judgement cut on you

Actually radiant idols "irradiate" whoever they make invincible, without actually modifying the radiant tier, so you can make enemies evem more insane with them

Real footage of trying to P rank P-2

2:34 the real sword machine has been found

6:05 "BEHOLD THE POWER OF AN ANGEL" the world border:

Ferryman and the Virtue must have gotten the legalized nuclear bombs upgrade

Gabriel tapping into that DMC energy and just being fast as heck

6:40 cod players when you call a magazine a clip

the noise the black hole made spinning around you sent me

Love how Gabriel just turns into Vergil and basically infinitely judgement cuts or becomes broken and goes out of bounds

I like how Sisyphus just: *BE GONE* _leaves_

pov: fly in the room at 3 am 6:52

Gabe simply goes Judgement Cut End, I love it

So this is what it feels like to fight against anime protagonists

Turning on blind enemies might help with adding the radiance effect

virtue literally turns into the hammer of dawn

Stalker is learning how to play super smash bros melee by the looks of it.

all of these are just hilarious

I love it when Gabriel genuinely starts tweakin

You can make the Mind Flyer bigger with the new alter tool and i think we all know what that means

Every other enemy either insta kills you or can’t hit you at all Gabriel: Mosquito mode

Apostate Gab is literally just an anime antagonist in every way

Enraged Gabriel is basicaly just Vergil performing Judgement Cut End

Gabriel just becomes Vergil Minos Prime Goes Super Saiyan Blue Sisyphus Prime is just WB Hulk

Flash prison spins so fast lmao

5:49 they think they’re Flesh Panopticon 😂

Gabriel is canonically able to perform a Judgement Cut End

4:30 -- You went out so far that you can clearly see floating point error messing with models

I love how both of the flesh objects just erase everything