All Josuke Hair Insults (Base Roster) | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle R
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Күн бұрынThe Josuke hair insults for all characters in the base roster of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle R.
00:00 Jonathan
00:03 Zeppeli
00:08 Speedwagon
00:17 Dio
00:19 Joseph
00:21 Caesar
00:25 Lisa Lisa
00:27 Wamuu
00:29 Esidisi
00:32 Kars
00:34 Jotaro
00:37 Old Joseph
00:43 Avdol
00:46 Kakyoin
00:50 Polnareff
00:53 Iggy
00:57 Hol Horse
01:04 Mariah
01:08 Pet Shop
01:11 Vanilla Ice
01:14 DIO
01:19 Josuke
01:21 Part 4 Jotaro
01:24 Koichi
01:29 Okuyasu
01:33 Rohan
01:37 Yukako
01:42 Shigechi
01:45 Otoishi
01:50 Kira
01:54 Kosaku
01:59 Giorno
02:02 Bucciarati
02:04 Mista
02:06 Narancia
02:10 Fugo
02:13 Trish
02:19 Prosciutto and Pesci
02:24 Ghiaccio
02:28 Diavolo
02:31 Jolyne
02:34 Ermes
02:36 F.F.
02:41 Anasui
02:46 Pucci
02:51 Johnny
02:56 Gyro
02:59 Diego
03:06 Funny Valentine
03:13 Josuke (JoJolion)
03:15 Ikuro (Baoh)
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@randomgreenteenager6336 Жыл бұрын
"I'd turn you old, but your Hairstyle is already out of date" Prosciutto killed it💀
@stegaflores0618 Жыл бұрын
Funny Valentine literally planning on making Josuke's hairstyle illegal 💀
@exaid0556 Жыл бұрын
And then he himself was killed.
@LordTyph Жыл бұрын
4suke: You just gave me permission to stop your aging permanently.
@darkmatter9643 Жыл бұрын
I took a sharp inhalation upon hearing that one
@LordTyph Жыл бұрын
@@stegaflores0618 four seconds later, FV's life was made illegal.
@double1777 Жыл бұрын
“A head not even a mother could love” unironically hurts coming from Joseph
@JapetoYT Жыл бұрын
True
@sticklyboi Жыл бұрын
father why
@BenetteG Жыл бұрын
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
@AgentMulder120 Жыл бұрын
Yea that actually made me feel like shit lmao Joseph's an asshole for saying that considering Tomoko lovingly raised Josuke all by herself (maybe some help from her dad) and raised him correctly, evident by how kind and loving he is to people he cares about, anger issues aside. Bro's projecting (sorry for Many Words I just love Josuke a lot lmao)
@termonus1150 Жыл бұрын
Apparently a father couldn’t love it either
@waddledee6729 Жыл бұрын
I love how everyone else puts out actual insults and Giorno just goes "Nice hair but mines better"
@kamilslup7743 Жыл бұрын
Same for kakyoin
@willropa4226 13 күн бұрын
Johnny: "I love your hair!" Josuke: "TF YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!"
@VladyO Жыл бұрын
Josuke didn't actually understand Iggy, he just felt the aura of the dog's sheer audacity.
@ironwraith852 Жыл бұрын
I don’t like this [Dog], it’s smug aura mocks me.
@Neogears1312 Жыл бұрын
The audacity of this literal bitch.
@wildrook Жыл бұрын
...And Iggy has been known to fart in faces after chewing hair.
@SteelShroom256 Жыл бұрын
"I don't like the way you're looking at my hair, mutt!"
@AWholeLegionary Жыл бұрын
@@wildrook "He eats coffee flavored... Gum. What a cool and wacky character!"
@Brenhydra Жыл бұрын
Every other fighter: Your hair is trash Funny Valentine: YOUR HAIR SO BAD I'M BANNING THAT SHIT!
@racist-android. Жыл бұрын
Johnny:cool and crazy hair :)
@blackslacker8829 Жыл бұрын
@@racist-android. it was a sacarsm
@echoorionjett8803 Жыл бұрын
@@racist-android. it was a sarcastic comment. like how he did to Gyros awful pizza mozarella song
@nosu5530 Жыл бұрын
Trish: confusing screming
@mitkokatrandviev9912 Жыл бұрын
@@echoorionjett8803 ahem... What the hell did you just say about the best song by the hit artist gyro zeppeli?
@Zumikaku Жыл бұрын
Evil Josuke be like “You’re right. My hair really is stupid!”
@Another_Hibiki Жыл бұрын
Someone compliments Evil Josuke hair "What the fuck did you said about my hair!?!"
@josukehigashikata86 Жыл бұрын
1:19 so this me is the evil me
@dragonslayermasterornstein83 Жыл бұрын
"This dude saved my life but...I don't think replicating his hair is a good way to appreciate him."
@liontamer0012 Жыл бұрын
@@josukehigashikata86 So that means same type of stand...
@dannynova3512 Жыл бұрын
Evil josuke hair hater: YOUR HAIR IS GOOD!
@doom3926 Жыл бұрын
“Well, look at that! A head not even a mother could love!” That’s fucked up, Joseph.
@Drip_Vader Жыл бұрын
The irony here has developed it's own stand power
@doom7850 Жыл бұрын
Josuke: “your hair looks stupid” Josuke also: “it’s your hair too stupid.” Then they both get angry
@Finchyay Жыл бұрын
Josuke 1: What the fuck did you just say about your hair!? Josuke 2: What the fuck did I just say about my hair!? Both Josukes: What the fuck did we just say about our hair!? *Universe implodes*
@Darkoriax17 Жыл бұрын
…If I remember right. There was a way to get that to happen if both players perform it at the right time as Josuke.
@garfieldunderpants9914 Жыл бұрын
@@Darkoriax17 it's a counterattack
@SteelShroom256 Жыл бұрын
Now I want to see two Josukes angrily stomping towards each other.
@NoelJohnCarlo Ай бұрын
That's basically Surface as Josuke Higashikata
@jjgp639 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Josuke heard the narrator’s voice when fighting Baoh, shows how poweful Josuke is when someone messes with his hair
@Zerorenren4761 Жыл бұрын
He also understood Iggy and Pet Shop insulting his hair in animal language
@jessicavandam7132 Жыл бұрын
@@Zerorenren4761 Josuke. The Man Who Defies Languages
@sv32099 Жыл бұрын
@@jessicavandam7132 noone gets to disrespect the do! No matter the language, species, or out of universe narrators
@nihilistcoomergang7046 Жыл бұрын
He can fucking sense the universe throwing shade
@WhatABeautifulDuwangChew Жыл бұрын
He may not be the strongest base Jojo but once someone insults his hair his power just rises to infinite
@dillongeorge5866 Жыл бұрын
Pet Shop: bird noises Josuke: “And I took offense to that”
@GhostWithAGun69 Жыл бұрын
he knows every hair insult in the world
@davinlee3412 Жыл бұрын
You mean 'He took that personally'.
@Double-CHEEKEDUP Жыл бұрын
Like Shaggy,both of them can understand a single word in every language, probably not known to even man yet
@suoerfucker2000 Жыл бұрын
I speak Egyptian eagle, it said that he's seen prettier nests in the middle of the desert
@Pacmau01 Жыл бұрын
@@suoerfucker2000 ROFLMAO! That's actually a pretty darn insult.
@ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer Жыл бұрын
Iggy's voice doesn't have the reverb effect so I like to imagine he suddenly started speaking out loud to specifically insult Josuke's hair
@asewuibv2 Жыл бұрын
ok but then how the hell did josuke hear baoh's narrator
@ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer Жыл бұрын
@@asewuibv2 the disembodied voice is real also hi ase
@asewuibv2 Жыл бұрын
@@ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer hello pub
@mr.nexalm5632 Жыл бұрын
Woof woof your hair sucks
@demi-femme4821 Жыл бұрын
Iggy studied human biology in order to make vocal cords with The Fool, specifically so that he could insult people.
@rifatbobos Жыл бұрын
Giorno and Kakyoin, as polite as they are, basically saying "your hair's not that bad, but mine's definitely look better"
@diavoloarc Жыл бұрын
Prosciutto’s completely caught me off guard. I didn’t expect his insult to be that funny
@HashiNuke Жыл бұрын
Roasted loll
@jackluffy7914 Жыл бұрын
Same with Gyro😂
@b-bruuuh3142 Жыл бұрын
For me the best insultls are prociutto, okuyasu, funny valentine and kosaku kawajiri (btd kira)
@karaoconnoraliasraidra Жыл бұрын
My favorite was Diego’s.
@dirtydan4519 Жыл бұрын
@@karaoconnoraliasraidra why? His insult was basic af
@nikozanoyblequy4636 Жыл бұрын
I like to think that josuke hate hair insult so much that he straight up learned every language, human or non human, in order to detect and punish every hair insult
@Lightdragon773 Жыл бұрын
He probably made Rohan have him learn every language before he beat his ass again
@Yurigabriel425 Жыл бұрын
Então o josuke pode falar a lingua dos passaros
@josukehigashikata86 Жыл бұрын
Y e s .
@josephochoa9861 Жыл бұрын
@@josukehigashikata86 what did you do after everyone insulted your hair?
@josukehigashikata86 Жыл бұрын
@@josephochoa9861 You know how it ends..
@kenny7532 Жыл бұрын
At 2:13 the panic and urgency in Trish's voice is so funny she is so shocked she had to yell at him not once but three times.
@LeinRa-Reaction Жыл бұрын
Trish is very into fashion, it realy tells how terrible his hair is in her standard
@darkmatter9643 Жыл бұрын
It’s like the hair is going to kill her, which it probably will indirectly
@WoeUponThee Жыл бұрын
It’s funny because Josuke and Trish’s hairstyles are pretty similar in some aspects.
@oof3479 Жыл бұрын
@@WoeUponThee They are both pompadour
@JugularJohn Жыл бұрын
Trish loves fashion. To her, that hair is practically a sin
@rigelbayha9373 Жыл бұрын
I just want to appreciate that Trish sounds genuinely afraid of Josukes hair
@dragonmaster2453 Жыл бұрын
God, I love how the charcaters just go from childishly joking about his hair to genuinely getting pissed off from the sight of it.
@caderyan07 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget literally making it illegal
@Montesama314 Жыл бұрын
Trish stands out to me as she sounds particularly alarmed, as if the literal fashion police are going to knock down her door any minute.
@sophisticatedmoai9740 Жыл бұрын
Yukako really went, “I’m not gonna sugarcoat it” 💀
@fivepainbbles Жыл бұрын
Trish sounds scared for her life
@vokedrious Жыл бұрын
Hermes' line feels more like a direct insult to Josuke, not to his hair
@kingmari_1826 Жыл бұрын
You know it’s some shit when… - Animals - DIO - Your nephew (Jotaro) - Your Grandma (Lisa-Lisa) - Your Great Grandfather (Jonathan) - Your Grand Niece (Jolyne) - A 15 y/o Grand-Uncle Mafia Boss (Giorno) - Ancient Vampires - A mentally ill Mafia Boss - The 23rd President of an Alternate Universe - Some Distant Relative from another universe (Johnny) - Speedwagon - Trish And YOU, yourself, tells you that your hair is bad
@DaakkuuYRS Жыл бұрын
And worst of all, his father....
@wilfridekoue1405 Жыл бұрын
@@DaakkuuYRS and a younger version of his father as well
@annalizamanjares9084 Жыл бұрын
And your author, and someone who isnt technically a jojo
@adam622500 Жыл бұрын
I dont know if Giorno is his Great Uncle or his half great Uncle. He is the son of DIO but made with the body of Jonathan, I assume Giorno probably have Joestar DNA and DIO DNA 🤣
@kingmari_1826 Жыл бұрын
@@adam622500 That is correct actually: because Giorno shares Johnathan’s visible genes (green eyes, purple Joestar birthmark) they are dubbed a distance relative basically
@pancakess20 Жыл бұрын
I like how Kakyoin doesn't really make fun of it but basically says his hair is better. What an angel
@serenegenerally Жыл бұрын
I mean Koichi wasn’t even trying to insult him, but then again it sounds a bit off putting 😭
@bobandmrmecaleb5873 Жыл бұрын
@@serenegenerallyright? It's just sounds like: "You sure you wanna rock that cut? Pretty sure it's really old by now."
@zoid2964 Жыл бұрын
1:08 now hold on he has a point
@darylspeaks6431 Жыл бұрын
XD
@hasanbhama4944 Жыл бұрын
Yes he speaks facts
@thegirlofmanyfandoms99 Жыл бұрын
Spitting straight facts
@firionkaiser8291 Жыл бұрын
The fact my boy stayed in that pose to get insulted by the entire cast in various locations is just depressing and amazing at the same time.
@pakkuman1 Жыл бұрын
He's just memorizing voices, so he knows exactly who to go after later for insulting his hair.
@Lightdragon773 Жыл бұрын
He has enough rage build up to rival the Hulk
@MartezAnims Жыл бұрын
Marvel: Josuke kills the Universe
@Edpsama Жыл бұрын
Gotta love how josukes toxic to himself
@Jaddoc Жыл бұрын
basically, on the deep, very very deep of his heart. He doesn't like it at all
@grid9521 Жыл бұрын
“That’s some effed up hair”
@liontamer0012 Жыл бұрын
@Jaddoc That's not how it works. You can love owning something, but might simply dislike the guy imitating you.
@akatsukigajou1639 Жыл бұрын
@@Jaddoc nope this is just a fever dream he had since theres no such thing as josuke from a parralel world.
@akatsukigajou1639 Жыл бұрын
@@liontamer0012 "correct" -sheldon j.plankton
@user-slayer Жыл бұрын
1:47 I love how the firefighter runs away
@Ch3rrytr33sbl00ming Жыл бұрын
he knew what was about to go down
@sophisticatedmoai9740 Жыл бұрын
Bro already knew the drill 💀
@misterjersey5460 Жыл бұрын
TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING
@dadylo910 Жыл бұрын
“I’ve seen drag queens with better hair” bro Jolene is brutal💀💀💀
@rsookchand919 Жыл бұрын
Crazy Diamond Over Heaven. If you even THINK Josuke’s hair is bad you’ll be pulverized
@brysonstiles6737 Жыл бұрын
And then your hair is made into a pompadour
@jellymatsuryuka6853 Жыл бұрын
Crazy Diamond's Wonder of U
@d3athscythe575 Жыл бұрын
@@jellymatsuryuka6853 everybody who insults his hairstyle, will become a part of his hair for eternity
@randomgem8087 Жыл бұрын
Basically wonder of u
@Papaskidds Жыл бұрын
@@brysonstiles6737 no you're made into a pompadour
@naitenexe3340 Жыл бұрын
Funny valentine straight up: **I gotta make that hair illegal now**
@GhostWithAGun69 Жыл бұрын
that haircut became a war crime in 3 seconds, josuke making a warcrime world speedrun
@Hifeco Жыл бұрын
1984
@sophisticatedmoai9740 Жыл бұрын
I thought Valentine was gonna say some shit like, “I’ve looked through every known universe, and can’t find one person that likes your hair.”
@Subugugito Жыл бұрын
@@sophisticatedmoai9740 me when someone comments first:
@sophisticatedmoai9740 Жыл бұрын
@@Subugugito Facts though
@Drip_Vader Жыл бұрын
I love how this Implies that a completely inexplicable phenomenon occurs Jojo characters treat it like it is just another Tuesday but as soon as they see a pompadour they gotta pause and insult it
@averagedoc3633 Жыл бұрын
3:05 It’s a good rule of thumb to not trust a politician’s campaign promises, but this one I have full faith he’ll deliver on
@ripper_madness Жыл бұрын
2:24 I know he can't be talking with that devil fruit looking ah haircut 💀
@Cinnaschticks Жыл бұрын
I WAS WONDERING WHY IT LOOKED FAMILIAR... 🤣
@notfabio9858 Жыл бұрын
I know exactly who you’re talking about without even seeing that part of the video yet lmao
@Picmanreborn Жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOOOO 😂😂😭😭😂😂😭
@Maskedmaniac282 Жыл бұрын
Devil fruit looking ah hair cut 💀💀💀💀
@sophisticatedmoai9740 Жыл бұрын
My dumbass thought it looked like the top of an igloo at first, but now I can’t unsee it LMAO
@connorhung6958 Жыл бұрын
Idk why but, Giornos first time mentioning his own hair 😂 got me
@nerotrius9630 Жыл бұрын
🥩 vs 🍩🍩🍩
@dreamiinotdream730 Жыл бұрын
Crunching numbers, I’ll get back to you
@monseleiton7461 Жыл бұрын
@@nerotrius9630 more like 🥾 vs 🍩🍩🍩 Hold on, someone's knocking at my door-
@TheMathtag Жыл бұрын
@@monseleiton7461 pray to everything sacred that Giorno doesn't mind hair insults
@mariushatcher2643 Жыл бұрын
@@monseleiton7461 "roundabout starts playing as the knocking gets progressively Louder and Louder until only one word is heard" DORA
@funtimebunny7856 Жыл бұрын
Of all of the insults, Wamuu's feels somehow the gentlest and politest roasting 🤣 "That hairstyle is laughable,"
@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc Жыл бұрын
And then there are Kakyoin and Giorno saying "My hair > your hair"
@Tococat6793 Жыл бұрын
2:14 I love how Trish sounds genuinely disgusted about how outdated Jouske's hair is
@HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle 7 ай бұрын
It's in character with how she acted when she felt Mista smell
@randy_hato 2 ай бұрын
fits her character somehow
@mif365 Жыл бұрын
"I'd turn you old, but your hair's already out of date" Lmao holy I didn't expect prosciutto to be good at roasting
@tonyawwwno3364 Жыл бұрын
It appears he has the same type of stand as avdol, to be able to burn like that
@KillerMeme Жыл бұрын
He’s part of a hitman squad, he’s quips are just as killer as his skills
@sophisticatedmoai9740 Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: He can stick a middle finger at you when he stylish evades LMAO
@sakanamichan3714 Жыл бұрын
I love that Zepelli wants to know the secrets of Josuke’s hair. Johnny is wonderfully sarcastic. And Gappy… man, remember when we thought we’d someday get a hair reveal and he’d have the same pompadour? We still don’t know what Gappy’s head looks like.
@trainattacker17 Жыл бұрын
He does, its just smaller
@yoyhue1678 Жыл бұрын
Technically Josefumi has it
@Lava_Lazy Жыл бұрын
What if he has waves
@4Deadserious Жыл бұрын
@@Lava_Lazy Gappy seems like the type of mf to rock a doorag
@Another_Hibiki Жыл бұрын
Gappy hair is a regular hair... you know it, when a hair that was entirely shaved is starting to grow, i don't know why do people think that there's more to it.
@megafan1137 Жыл бұрын
Okuyasu insulting josuke's hair is hilarious considering he's got the same cut but smaller
@darylchua2168 Жыл бұрын
2:00 Giorno's is the funniest because it's like the only time Giorno says something with pride about himself and he knows it's true. Nothing can compare to the Golden Doughnut Cut.
@authorbat5562 Жыл бұрын
Old Joseph’s insult seems more mean-spirited than any of the villains. Like, WOW, Joseph! That’s your son, you asshole!
@kyeblade06 Жыл бұрын
I mean its not like he knows that he is
@ten7554 Жыл бұрын
Yeah it's part 2 Joseph but still devastating
@ammagon4519 Жыл бұрын
@@ten7554 I think they were talking bout Part 3 Joseph, which is even worse.
@quicheramene1860 11 ай бұрын
part 3 Joseph after insulting his son hair: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jd1_fsamqaqVqWg.html
@tritonis54 Жыл бұрын
Trish is genuinely terrified of this lack of fashion.
@plainblocks2 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love how Kakyoin and Giorno just says "My hairstyle is better than yours."
@nananeani752 Жыл бұрын
Nah, Jolyne don't have no chill😭😭 2:31
@panthekirb7561 Жыл бұрын
Jolyne sent the man straight to the shadow realm.
@Edward3Nigma 2 ай бұрын
It's even funnier because her comment comes after Diavolo
@Jacksontrooper777 Ай бұрын
@@panthekirb7561yeah and he probably sent her to oblivion 5 seconds Later
@panthekirb7561 Ай бұрын
@@Jacksontrooper777 Certified Jolyne Moment
@Jacksontrooper777 Ай бұрын
@@panthekirb7561 I feel like the only time she would say something like that is if it was episode 1 Joylne
@ItzChrisss1 Жыл бұрын
Pet shop: *screeches* Josuke: and I took that one personally
@SkyknightMu Жыл бұрын
Considering how much like laughter it sounds… Petsounds: (Why do I feel chilly all of a sudden?)
@HashiNuke Жыл бұрын
"I sure as hell am hungry for some steak. Oh wait, that's your hair."
@TheSonicFairy Жыл бұрын
*THAT* WOULD HAVE BEEN BEAUTIFUL 😭
@iaintdoinallat Жыл бұрын
The fuck did you say?
@d4clovetrain900 Жыл бұрын
Narancia would say this
@Subugugito Жыл бұрын
@@d4clovetrain900 you banned his hair
@d4clovetrain900 Жыл бұрын
@@Subugugito i did. That shi nasty
@MarkaTella Жыл бұрын
I find it funny that Josuke insults his own hairdo and that Kiochi is the only one that didn’t bluntly insult him
@endertheinkling8249 Жыл бұрын
And he still took it personally. Friend or foe, never insult his hair
@sophisticatedmoai9740 Жыл бұрын
@@endertheinkling8249 “If you insult the hair, then all is fair.” -Master Oogway
@debigboix4390 Жыл бұрын
Johnny didn’t either. He just said he loved it. 😂
@opalyasu7159 Жыл бұрын
3:15 that moment when the narrator roasts your hair
@Alexkabron Жыл бұрын
Baoh: **look at josuke's hair looks bad without saying** Josuke: 😡
@Drip_Wooper Жыл бұрын
my man broke the 4th wall just because the narrator insulted his hair if Araki had written an paragraph insulting his hair Josuke would've punched him throught the goddamn page XD
@kyeblade06 Жыл бұрын
@@Drip_Wooper josuke starting to sound like popeye
@sophisticatedmoai9740 Жыл бұрын
@@Drip_Wooper Bro would probably pull him INTO the manga LMAO
@yuujimitsurigi9154 Жыл бұрын
as always, Johnny is the king of sarcasm
@dganims4699 Жыл бұрын
I love the ones that are completely honest. "That's some effed up hair." "Listen, i'm gonna be frank. That hairstyle sucks." Jotaro insults him on accident which is even crazier.
@16N92 Жыл бұрын
Baoh: says literally nothing Josuke: And I took it personally
@wojtekw738 Жыл бұрын
Josuke gets so powerful when someone insults his hair that he can hear the narrator 💀
@jsammy5935 Жыл бұрын
Ngl, Ghaccio, Trish and Ermes killed it Dio as well 💀
@HashiNuke Жыл бұрын
Prosciutto has a good roast as well
@IAMINSIDEYOURWALLS604 Жыл бұрын
@@HashiNuke petshop did it best when he said "GEEEEEEEEEK" I felt that roast like it was me.
@firionkaiser8291 Жыл бұрын
Which Dio? Part 1, Part 3, I guess Part 7 counts too technically.
@TheOneAndOnlyTakati Жыл бұрын
Trish sounded so distressed by his hair lmao
@EnvyMizuhashi Жыл бұрын
Dog: barks Josuke: *THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!?!*
@schuymac2639 Жыл бұрын
"That hair's awful! I wouldn't be caught dead with it!" well at least he was true to his words.
@oni1261 Жыл бұрын
"I've seen drag queens with better hair!" *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
@valtube6728 Жыл бұрын
in ASB he sounded like he was going to send you to hell with a single DORA, in ASBR he seems kind of angry
@ChiefMedicPururu Жыл бұрын
That's how *you* hear it.
@valtube6728 Жыл бұрын
@@ChiefMedicPururu the point is that the asb had more anger
@ChiefMedicPururu Жыл бұрын
@@valtube6728 ...You ignore that this isn't the same guy voicing Josuke, right? Yuki Ono doesn't sound anything like Wataru Hatano.
@valtube6728 Жыл бұрын
@@ChiefMedicPururu obviously they are different actors, I'm not an idiot, the problem is not that it sounds different, it's that it sounds less loud
@kait6406 Жыл бұрын
@@valtube6728 yeah just like buccialati
@umrayquazashinyapareceu1672 Жыл бұрын
Pet shop: *does random bird noises Josuke: *so you have choosen death*
@DaakkuuYRS Жыл бұрын
Pet Shop said that Josuke's hair is cool and was killed because of that...
@masterzenonias Жыл бұрын
SHOES STORE : WOW look like you already have one and doesn't need to buy a pair at my shop !!
@KyoJo_V5 Жыл бұрын
3:23 Josuke Marches angrily 😂
@sophisticatedmoai9740 Жыл бұрын
He’s finding the right body part to punch 😆
@Darkoriax17 Жыл бұрын
I love that Koichi is such a bro that he’s trying his best to not be insulting but knows he has to throw a little shade. Also HOLY FUCK THEY WENT ALL IN WITH THIS FUCKING ROSTER.
@zawarudo855 Жыл бұрын
Damn Prosciutto's is just straight up savage AF
@KillerMeme Жыл бұрын
He’s an assassin with words too not just his stand
@ChadBenjamin Жыл бұрын
Diavolo's insult in Eyes of Heaven was amazing, it's disappointing that they kept the original All Star Battle one instead.
@LK-1D3 Жыл бұрын
What was the EoH one?
@ChadBenjamin Жыл бұрын
@@LK-1D3 "Just the result. Calling your hair "garbage" is the only result that matters."
@LK-1D3 Жыл бұрын
@@ChadBenjamin Clearly, he didn't see the result that came after he said that. And he has a clairvoyant ability
@LK-1D3 Жыл бұрын
@CornusEntertainment Damn, that's good
@Bogacb Жыл бұрын
@@ChadBenjamin 💀
@KoroH2O Жыл бұрын
Everyone: *Tries to make a pun or insult josuke's hair in a creative way that fits their personality * DIO: "Your hair ugly"
@coolsteve3214 Жыл бұрын
Also DIO: Your hair looks like cow shit.
@tobylanglois3698 Жыл бұрын
Nah it suits him cause it's such a mean spirited comment about it looking like dog shit on the side of the road and he says it with such contempt , disdain and seething underneath the surface lol.
@gizmo9133 8 ай бұрын
2:51 Everyone else: insults hair Johnny: cool hair
@maldi2193 Жыл бұрын
GTA 5 : Everyone roast Franklin.😐🙄 JoJo : Everyone roast Josuke.😡🔥 Nice Haircut 😂
@alexmiroshsugar8980 Жыл бұрын
@azerty 1 better yet, maybe Jotaro'll call you for task in Italy if he ever stop fucking with Koi.... Oh wait, that's too far
@Michiru_chan Жыл бұрын
The reply’s are hilarious 😂😂
@Motivation_snack6668 Жыл бұрын
@azerty 1 -Better yet, maybe Koichi will call yo steak-hair and tell you how much of a reliable guy he is, Elviiis. *leaves* -....Who??? .
@jackluffy7914 Жыл бұрын
Pet shops insult was by far the most hurtful one…god damn😢
@ndprod.animationenthusiast9376 Жыл бұрын
2:56 Oh dang! Gyro’s new translation is just too good!
@immanati1831 Жыл бұрын
1:19 would he get mad at himself for insulting his hair 🧐
@mayalansky 4 ай бұрын
Of course!
@HalvoDraws Жыл бұрын
the giorno one had me verbally saying "oh dear"
@joshuazedricantonio6867 Жыл бұрын
"My boy you got 3 donuts for a hairstyle"
@HalvoDraws Жыл бұрын
@@joshuazedricantonio6867 "my fellow you have a whole loaf of bread for a hair style"
@leethemonstrous Жыл бұрын
My brother in Christ Giorno you look like an advert for Dunkin Donuts
@hopefulfriend4163 Жыл бұрын
To this day I'm still disappointed that Kira never dissed his hair. Granted, it kinda fits with his character that he wouldn't since while he has gloated and bragged he didn't really talk That much shit (at least compared to everyone else), but still.
@TbA500N Жыл бұрын
It would of ended the part too fast
@hopefulfriend4163 Жыл бұрын
@@TbA500N I mean, I'm not too sure, the whole fight Kira kept trying to get Josuke off his edge and most of the reasons he stayed alive for so long was luck (His pops guiding him, Stray cat being inside KQ, the doctor at the last second turned hostage), and him insulting his hair after potentially killing his bff, definitely would have pissed off Josuke to an enormous degree, thus making him lose his cool ever more. Woulda just been really fun either way ofc lmao
@TbA500N Жыл бұрын
@@hopefulfriend4163 when his hair is insulted crazy diamond can out strength and speed star platinum josuke would of destroyed Kira.....I do wish the joke was used once more at least tho
@the_soup_man695 Жыл бұрын
Funny Val literally outlawing josuke's hairstyle takes the cake, he was so offended he made it ILLEGAL
@gabrielrayolidan359 Жыл бұрын
I love how johnny being so sarcastic LOL
@c.h.j7881 Жыл бұрын
2:09 Narancia, you not wrong...
@sophisticatedmoai9740 Жыл бұрын
Fate had his back 💀
@SteelShroom256 Жыл бұрын
Instead he was caught dead with an even crazier hairstyle.
@sirkinsella9831 Жыл бұрын
Newcomer hair insults: 00:08 - Speedwagon 01:04 - Mariah 01:08 - Pet Shop 01:37 - Yukako 02:13 - Trish 02:19 - Prosciutto 02:24 - Ghiaccio 02:36 - Foo Fighters 02:46 - Pucci (Whitesnake) 02:59 - Diego (Scary Monsters) I had to exclude Jotaro (Part 4) where he had a same insult as Part 3 somehow.
@GhostWithAGun69 Жыл бұрын
Pucci getting cancer by seeing josuke's hair
@bloodwolf2002 Жыл бұрын
Ghiaccho Your hair pisses me off Got to love it
@filler7359 Жыл бұрын
Vanilla Ice called his hair affectedly and irritatingly grand, solemn, or self-important. Is that even an insult? baoh? a hater?
@kamilslup7743 Жыл бұрын
He's just "we gotta talk about this shit of a hairstyle, but later"
@zekenotech Жыл бұрын
I love how 95% of these are roasts but Giorno and Kakyoin are just "My hair is way better than yours."
@genericedgyinternetuser4930 Жыл бұрын
2:34 I have been cackling at Ermes' line for a solid 5 minutes.
@asteridfk Жыл бұрын
She's about to say every swear known to man 💀
@sophisticatedmoai9740 Жыл бұрын
Ermes just finished reading a book from the prison library called, “Black People Vocabulary” 💀
@angryboi595 Жыл бұрын
Ermes was getting ready to say every swear word form the dictionary 💀
@sparkingred66 Жыл бұрын
Since when is Grateful Dead the same type of stand as Magician's Red ? Bro burned Josuke so bad.
@doverboy1 Жыл бұрын
Even Josuke doesnt like his own hair, if he were to meet himself And Baoh, damn, Josuke has broken the fourth wall when he heard the narrator saying about Josuke's hair
@duskbringer4583 Жыл бұрын
Iggy: *Bark Bark.* Petshotp: *Bird Sounds.* Josuke: "...Did... Did they just insult my hair!?"
@debigboix4390 Жыл бұрын
I love how Johnny doesn’t even insult him
@sirkinsella9831 Жыл бұрын
He's being sarcastic.
@renathedigimon8141 Жыл бұрын
"I'd turn you old but your hair's already out of date" 911 yes I'd like to report a genocide
@sophisticatedmoai9740 Жыл бұрын
“911 What’s your emergency?” “There’s this Japanese kid in a purple school uniform over here at the train station beating people to death! And if you ask me he has pretty bad hair too- Wait now he’s running over here-“ *_”WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!”_* “OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT-“ “Sir, hello, are you there?”
@mdplanes781 Жыл бұрын
PetShop: “nee gee gee gee!” Josuke: “ and I took that personally.”
@Mr_pizzbruh Жыл бұрын
The funniest thing about Giorno's roast is that it actually has some merit to it
@M4yo144 Жыл бұрын
2:19 Pain
@marybison3668 Жыл бұрын
damn valentine words to josuke sure is funny as hell
@kichu3033 Жыл бұрын
It had to be funny, after all it's funny valentine xd
@GhostWithAGun69 Жыл бұрын
Man literally didnt had enough by talking trash about the hair, he literally outlawed the dam hair in entire United States (Or when he gets to hes office)
@hafirenggayuda Жыл бұрын
@@GhostWithAGun69 If he made it, I wonder how Elvis and other celebs hairstyle style would look like in their world
@yoshikagekira4653 Жыл бұрын
HOLY CRAP, OLD JOSEPH WAS DONE
@Montesama314 Жыл бұрын
Trish sounds alarmed, like the actual fashion police are going to bust down Josuke's door at any moment. And yes, considering the Jojoverse has people posing naturally, there may be fashion police.
@sophisticatedmoai9740 Жыл бұрын
I deadass thought Diavolo was gonna say something like, “In case you’re wondering what that feeling was, I skipped the segment of time in which I threw up at your ABSOLUTELY atrocious haircut!”
@ajamgames3291 Жыл бұрын
Everyone: *insult josukes hair Pet Shop: *screeches
@davidemacioce8904 Жыл бұрын
1:19 even Josuke insult his pwn hair
@eanisiahdeguzman21907 Жыл бұрын
*pawn *own
@TheRealVonic Жыл бұрын
The other jouske is combing it so he insults it for being imperfect
@kalo_vera Жыл бұрын
Josuke: _gives himself a pompadour_ Ghiaccio: *"AND I TOOK OFFENCE TO THAT"*
@SteelShroom256 Жыл бұрын
Doesn't really say much when he seems to be perpetually pissed off.
@kamaleaoguerrer1544 Жыл бұрын
I like how Kakyoin and Giorno aren't really badmouthing Josuke's hair they're just saying their hair is better and it's also funny how Trish is DESPERATE about Josuke's hair
@ChiefMedicPururu Жыл бұрын
Sucks that Jotaro (Part 3) is not using his Eyes of Heaven insult. Both now have the same line.
@tostapane9092 Жыл бұрын
What was his insult line?
@ChiefMedicPururu Жыл бұрын
@@tostapane9092 "Your hair is such a joke I can't even think of anything to say to you." A reference to Rubber Soul (Yellow Temperance).
@tostapane9092 Жыл бұрын
@@ChiefMedicPururu that's a pretty good roast
@sashawolfson3602 Жыл бұрын
Out of all of them, I love Johnny's. He sound so Sarcastic, I love it XD
@skelecon4647 Жыл бұрын
The implication that he's hearing all of these at once means that after they're finished he will be at 28265% power
@mariushatcher2643 Жыл бұрын
1:00 there is no longer a hol-horse and josuke spin off
@SuperFusionAJ93 Жыл бұрын
When I heard AC/DC and Old Joseph, I immediately got depressed....
@ChiefMedicPururu Жыл бұрын
*Esidisi
@SuperFusionAJ93 Жыл бұрын
@@ChiefMedicPururu Same Thig Shut Up
@Growlingtummy2 Жыл бұрын
RIP Keiji Fujiwara and Unsho Ishizuka…. 😢
@joebustanut Жыл бұрын
@@ChiefMedicPururu its actually acdc, esidisi is the localized name
@Wavpro Жыл бұрын
@@joebustanut No. Esidisi is how Araki spells it, AC/DC is just the reference.
@strawberrykeiku Жыл бұрын
1:42 Shigechi, be quiet dawg..you look like Dodoria 😭
@astrokelper Жыл бұрын
bro's about to say "LORD FRIEEEEZAAAAA!!!" 💀
@maddness_pennding8943 Жыл бұрын
I like how most of the main villains just say "what disgusting hair."
@fatherpucci8170 Жыл бұрын
And there is Valentine make that haircut illegal in America
@SteelShroom256 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, the ones for Dio Brando, Kars and Diavolo are just way too identical.
@vaughnlawson9059 Жыл бұрын
I like how Dio in part 1 is mean, but part 3 Dio just lets the insults fly
@JojoPiggy Жыл бұрын
I love how everyone was saying something about his hair and pet shop was just like *DEMONIC SCREECHING*
@fluffyfluffs1167 Жыл бұрын
Johnny is sarcastic. I love it.
@user-gy2ed9sx4y Жыл бұрын
Everyone: insults hair* Pet shop:screams at the top of his lung
@Soupy-zt6cs Жыл бұрын
I love how (new) Josuke just basically says "Damn bro your shits all fucked up"
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