All Spider-Man movies but everyone's horny

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The Human Spider

10 ай бұрын

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@roosterjackson7258 10 ай бұрын

Oh Human Spider, is that a pin in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

@mrman6625 10 ай бұрын

This comment wins (Edit) See, I told you it would win.

@milk9817 10 ай бұрын

Impressive, your parents must be very proud

@roosterjackson7258 10 ай бұрын

@@milk9817 I live with my Aunt and Uncle, they are proud...

@hectorperez1631 10 ай бұрын

I was the first one you can't be the 1st one you have to be 2nd I ask first that make a video that is pizza man

@suramemes 10 ай бұрын

here before gets pinned

@YouSoRusso 10 ай бұрын

Norman Osbourne looking at Rule 34 actually broke me, well played.

@d33p_since_08 10 ай бұрын

"don't be a coward" lmao I was dead

@Nicowncwb 10 ай бұрын

Rules 34 is a cure...

@hollowroxas4742 10 ай бұрын

“Don’t worry, she’s actually a 1,000 year old dragon. You need to take risks!”

@strombreakr 10 ай бұрын

*Osborn

@cloudshines812 10 ай бұрын

And I mean… it is true. 40,000 years of human evolution and we barely even scratched the surface of what hentai is capable of

@mightyman8607 10 ай бұрын

"She looks like she's 10 years old"🤣🤣🤣Best line EVER

@benjaminmorris4962 10 ай бұрын

"Don't be a coward!" Sent me 😂

@Odrikah 9 ай бұрын

Even the goblin gas was that exact color of off-mint green lmao

@5spec 9 ай бұрын

"There are no laws against the fictional characters, Spider-Man!"

@davidjuniorleon6650 6 ай бұрын

@@benjaminmorris4962same😂

@string_qbyte 6 ай бұрын

smash.

@user-ls3gv8mj3g 10 ай бұрын

2:50 the excited look on Norman’s face makes it even better🤣

@Downtown420 Ай бұрын

😃

@kidsshaw7739 6 күн бұрын

Lmao

@eternalgroundpounder2229 10 ай бұрын

It's honestly impressive how The Human Spider finds a way to turn all of Spider man movies into a horny series, he truly is the hero we needed

@docilelikewintercatfish9897 10 ай бұрын

Little Goblin Jr will never fail to make me laugh

@dtayt1 10 ай бұрын

just knowing the context made it 1000x funnier

@charlescraig1275 10 ай бұрын

8:47 "strawberry flavour" got me good 😂😂

@Kjudah14 Ай бұрын

Ikr

@HeyItsHarsh 10 ай бұрын

22:58 the whole scene with Uncle Aaron killed me 😂

@Aidan-wise2009 10 ай бұрын

22:58

@joebidome1795 10 ай бұрын

fr bro underrated

@ReckArdo88 10 ай бұрын

Can't stop laugh😂

@ivanexell-uz4mv 10 ай бұрын

23:04

@T0XIC2504 10 ай бұрын

Damn I'm in tears 😂😂

@shashaanknarva3263 10 ай бұрын

20,000 years of meme evolution and the horny man series is still the best

@sameerpandit5071 10 ай бұрын

“Remember, c*m with great power.” - Uncle Ben. Bruh !!! What was that 💀💀😂😂

@Unovey 10 ай бұрын

"Just be careful who you c*m into" - Uncle Ben's life advice 101

@magirano768 10 ай бұрын

@@UnoveyW uncle Ben moment

@dhgmrz17 10 ай бұрын

@@Unovey A lot of the world's problems would fixed if people just followed that advice.

@Catto217 10 ай бұрын

"My ass's exhausted" -dr.c*ck

@shijio4701 3 ай бұрын

"With great balls comes great response" - Uncle Ben

@kpr3xd792 10 ай бұрын

“I’m afraid booty calls” never gets old💀

@davidbolha 10 ай бұрын

@ 12:06 😂

@bobafett987 10 ай бұрын

The Green Goblin's character arc is one of the best I've seen. 10/10.

@rizvanahmedrafsan 10 ай бұрын

“C*m with great power… just be careful who you c*m into” is a really good advice tbh

@kidnamedFinger533 10 ай бұрын

19:00 I lost it. There are tears coming down my face right now 😂

@herdiansyah9982 10 ай бұрын

I wish that canon

@martinusdimar3015 10 ай бұрын

So he kissed Quentin... 🤣🤣

@portfoliohubapp7193 8 ай бұрын

lol

@fantastaboygaming7503 10 ай бұрын

13:11 it is a terrifying thought so many people are actually like this in real life 💀

@ChargedJolteon2 Ай бұрын

That's just me fr

@shashindharmarathne 26 күн бұрын

@@ChargedJolteon2 bro that's not good

@parizival4101 10 ай бұрын

19:00 was so unexpexted, that really got me!😂

@benko8638 14 күн бұрын

It was genius

@epicusmaximus413 10 ай бұрын

I was happy this was back, and even happier when I realized there were EVEN MORE scenes. Truly the essence of The Human Spider.

@LordvanquishPowerRangers 10 ай бұрын

"She's just a girl with ass" had me going.

@Weirdman20 Ай бұрын

I mean, it *IS* Bryce Dallas Howard.

@akshaysingh8335 10 ай бұрын

21:35 , this is the truest line.😂😂😂

@milk.choccymilk 10 ай бұрын

15:55 its funny because thats actually in the movie

@Lolly_poop111 10 ай бұрын

True

@AxmPlays 10 ай бұрын

15:45 I started laughing before Ned said what he said because he actually says that lmaooo

@bignoseman3031 7 ай бұрын

imagine the reaction of the parents watching spider-man homecoming with their kids when they heard that

@AxmPlays 7 ай бұрын

@@bignoseman3031 😂

@AxmPlays 7 ай бұрын

@@amirabbasghorbani9391 Yup it's in the actual movie

@brostopreadingmyprofilenam7753 5 ай бұрын

@@AxmPlays You're joking right?

@timothyisstupid 4 ай бұрын

@@brostopreadingmyprofilenam7753no its a real line in the movie

@atomic3968 10 ай бұрын

8:47 Harry being there was hilarious 😂

@dabalma 10 ай бұрын

"I really like you" "sucker, now you're gay" lol I'm dead 😂

@juanzilla6436 10 ай бұрын

22:58 is so perfect OMG I died laughing 😂

@Aidan-wise2009 10 ай бұрын

22:58

@ivanexell-uz4mv 10 ай бұрын

23:04

@ExquisiteAndroid 10 ай бұрын

40,000 years of human evolution and we've barely tapped the vastness of horny potential

@AnJe.. 10 ай бұрын

hentai potential 0:42

@chayanbasu5790 10 ай бұрын

Take my hand son No, uncle Ben I want on my own😂

@WryDragon6988 10 ай бұрын

19:00 One of the funniest moments in this entire video! 😂

@Lolly_poop111 10 ай бұрын

LOLOLOLOLOL

@Kureemy 10 ай бұрын

I lost it at the last part when Peni replied, “For me, it was my father.”

@brucelau2023 10 ай бұрын

Oh this should be a certified The Human Spider Classic

@manasuniyal2897 10 ай бұрын

1:32 this was completely un expected

@Lolly_poop111 10 ай бұрын

B***job lol

@fictionschmiction4478 10 ай бұрын

The plotlines with Norman are genuinely amazing. 😂 Those two make such a great team.

@stashcliffsii1687 10 ай бұрын

16:31 i died,,, peter: feels good, the power everything 🤣💔💔

@Javier-Escuella43 7 ай бұрын

Did not even wash his hands ❤

@Ox2009495 10 ай бұрын

CEO of Sex gets me everytime

@davidbolha 10 ай бұрын

CEO of Lard more likely.

@basedchungus 10 ай бұрын

4:48 works so well omg 😂

@Lolly_poop111 10 ай бұрын

Lol

@atomic3968 10 ай бұрын

14:19 Staright after kissing Gwen and all that, this is comedy fucking gold

@BEN-ys6gu 10 ай бұрын

19:14 "You know, being a man of science... *Bitches* " That's first degree murder right there, you killed me man. That was the final blow of a great combo starting from 18:42

@bleh-zj1hy 5 ай бұрын

That got me so hard 😂

@MR_stone69 10 ай бұрын

The ending tho 💀💀

@brrruuuh 10 ай бұрын

2:47 That part really made me laughed out loud! The face of Harry's father is perfect to the dialogue

@Countdownsmiles 10 ай бұрын

Chika being the goblin in Norman's head really is the best thing ever

@willdulevitz 10 ай бұрын

Where is she from? I wanna watch it

@harshsen3765 9 ай бұрын

@@willdulevitzlove is war anime

@ex2541 10 ай бұрын

16:09 There's one particular Tom Holland clip that would fit perfectly there.

@ethosarris4064 10 ай бұрын

Which one?

@RenTran1 10 ай бұрын

@@ethosarris4064The Tom Holland Gay scene.

@ethosarris4064 10 ай бұрын

@@RenTran1 do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

@RenTran1 10 ай бұрын

@@ethosarris4064 I didn’t think there’d be more than 2.

@drw_predator 10 ай бұрын

@@RenTran1What the fuk is that movie where he had to do "that" ?

@DavidRattlehead 10 ай бұрын

1:15 Remember this folks. This was Uncle ben best advice...

@Lolly_poop111 10 ай бұрын

Llololll

@aratherbritishdinosaur 10 ай бұрын

24:11 this scene broke me 😂

@Aidan-wise2009 10 ай бұрын

24:11

@starfallsaiyan7165 10 ай бұрын

Same

@usacycling5949 7 ай бұрын

For real xD

@atomic3968 10 ай бұрын

14:33 This bit is SO well made mate good job

@rey-rey5556 10 ай бұрын

I feel like watching a Series of R-rated Spider Man Movies filled with Dirty Jokes XD

@Vishal-gq9dq 10 ай бұрын

0:31 only cultured ones know that 🗿

@Afk2077 10 ай бұрын

Im very grateful to the ad before 19:27, so i can turn down my volume and not feel embrassed

@pain00077 10 ай бұрын

😂🔇

@radonstone 10 ай бұрын

I love that I can never share this depraved shit with my friends without being put on a list. This comp was KILLING IT. XD

@godemperorofmankind3.091 10 ай бұрын

I think that rain scene with Mary Jane's nipples was an awakening for a lot of teenage boys.

@R.R.R.712 10 ай бұрын

"Come with great power...but be careful you come into" LMAO 🤣 💀

@Hadvar 10 ай бұрын

I burst out laughing every time the CEO of Sex joke was made. Never gets old.

@davidbolha 10 ай бұрын

He's more like CEO of Lard. 😂

@01n30n 10 ай бұрын

Finally! The series I've been waiting for. Now I can watch it all in one video!

@thesovereignpr8743 10 ай бұрын

This is just pure art in motion.

@Jerome_wuz_here 10 ай бұрын

2:50 killed me

@JuanGomez-bs6ue 10 ай бұрын

Norman's face 😂😂

@ivanexell-uz4mv 10 ай бұрын

@@JuanGomez-bs6ue he was a little excited 😂 🍆

@emilefoxhall3155 10 ай бұрын

Man this is golden. How does this have not another 20 million likes?? Fantastic work. I'm really enjoying this channel 😅😅🤣

@classyonabudget4758 10 ай бұрын

I (S)CREAMED and jumped out of my seat when Saul Goodman showed up. Best Spider-Man film to date.

@keithmichael112 10 ай бұрын

this was your crowning achievement, a masterpiece

@RadSonic. 10 ай бұрын

No way Norman was combining himself with R34

@josifgamepro3728 10 ай бұрын

14:34 that shit broke me 😂😂

@user-ie8wm1pc1q 2 күн бұрын

The fact that the first horny movie had a plot lmao

@sameerpandit5071 10 ай бұрын

1:00 - 1:06. That was so funny and I burst out laughing. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@luccacaixeta 10 ай бұрын

Sperms. PLURAL?

@enricoromano4626 10 ай бұрын

Someone give an Oscar to this Man

@BlueRainbowSky66 10 ай бұрын

Between Peter and his friends who can't stop thinking about dirty stuffs and Norman being an Otaku obssesed with Harem, this world is screwed.

@JFGames365 Ай бұрын

You have created something very special.

@philosotree5876 10 ай бұрын

I wonder what Human Spider's search history looks like now.

@leocioffi7032 10 ай бұрын

8:49 the best part hahahah

@horizont6172 10 ай бұрын

Dude this video had me dying from start to finish 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@chayanbasu5790 10 ай бұрын

Harry always knew about the strawberry flavour 😂

@thetacosandthecats6464 10 ай бұрын

The movie we didn't want, but what we needed

@Cazzyy 10 ай бұрын

I found some of your videos long time ago, then couldn't find them again, im so glad i found it back in time for this beautiful gem

@AhmedMohamed-hm7of 10 ай бұрын

I love how every spider man’s actor gets caught watching something it’s so funny😂

@Dovahkin66 10 ай бұрын

"C*m with great power, just be careful who you c*m into" - Ben Parker

@jimmstunes 10 ай бұрын

Across the Spider-verse confirms this is one of the possible universes

@unnamedweirdo3804 4 ай бұрын

The Human Spider really went above and beyond with this one.

@gamingonpotatolaptops1665 10 ай бұрын

Thanks for making thanks for uploading this masterpiece again i was so sad when it was gone from the internet

@brandonsimoncini 10 ай бұрын

The No Way Home clip is back and still makes me want Daredevil and Saul Goodman in the same scene

@gnihtyreve 10 ай бұрын

IMDB: This Human Spider clip is longer than Christopher Nolan's movie 10/10

@PotatoClips 10 ай бұрын

bruce campbell just crushing it at 7:52 really got me

@hadleycontractor496 10 ай бұрын

Uncle Bens wisdom at the beginning was some of the best advice a guy could get

@pantsuslayer8631 10 ай бұрын

4:29 lol it even has a nickname

@Lolly_poop111 10 ай бұрын

Lol

@FusionKush 10 ай бұрын

Bro this shit was gold! 😭🤣

@The_Multiverse_Studios 10 ай бұрын

2:20 look at her hands doing 😂😂😂

@MiketheMagicPaper 10 ай бұрын

Why does this work so damn well? I hate that I love it!

@mufaddaltotana 10 ай бұрын

Sam raimi had a great vision.

@v_ishyou 10 ай бұрын

This is exactly the type of content I want on KZfaq!

@user-wu8qc9bb3e 7 ай бұрын

4:05 he sures remember Uncle Ben's advice.

@jenova6667 6 ай бұрын

Just wanna let you know you are one of the best youtubers out there man. Keep up the great and hilarious work!

@warwickonlyfans344 10 ай бұрын

3:21 oh hell no 💀

@allanamboy2590 10 ай бұрын

The stress in me immediately went flushed when i saw and watched this masterpiece hahaha Human Spider never ceases to amaze with such hilarious and reliever content ~

@MDE128 Ай бұрын

This is one of the funniest channels out there.

@xcolonel 10 ай бұрын

Thank you for making these. always makes me laugh

@maguirefunanimation4686 10 ай бұрын

Still got the moves

@VapeGod23 10 ай бұрын

I’ve been waiting for this one for a long time

@im_just_kiwi_btw3815 10 ай бұрын

Thanks dude, i have entomophobia, i saw a huge spider on the youtube shorts and then this video came out and calmed me down tysm❤

@GNT_AES_MaRS 2 ай бұрын

“For me it was my father” WHATTTT

@skipper6-9 10 ай бұрын

1:00 - 1:22 got me dead 💀💀

@MasterDracer 10 ай бұрын

Finally the video we all have been waiting for a long time again. Thanks bro. And I still waiting for the anime girls spiderman video part 2 :D

@MusicsObsession 10 ай бұрын

Oh my god! The "it was my father" part was so good 😂 I love your humor

@danielpam6310 10 ай бұрын

I haven't laughed like this for this long in a very long time! No pun intended. Thanks so much!! This is hilarious 😂

@clementinefillianore715 10 ай бұрын

I laughed way too hard, I was wondering if "Normie" is still haunted by the embodiment of internal screaming Chika in no way home, and she popped up! LOVED IT!