Vandy picks up a major honor, LSU clinches the West, Auburn has never been more satisfied, Bama is still an emotional wreck, Arkansas is stunned, and Tennessee wrestles with a possible dark future.
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@alostrich Жыл бұрын
Subscribe or Vander-bot goes through your search history
@Acekatt Жыл бұрын
I'm a furry so good luck with that
@Cinemace81 Жыл бұрын
@@Acekatt oh god…
@tacooper24 Жыл бұрын
I turned notifications on, just in case 😬
@dredennis113 Жыл бұрын
Hey are you a Kentucky fan? I’ve just noticed your hats. And the only one I see that is actually the teams hat is Kentucky. Vandys looked like a saints hat and South Carolina looks like a falcons. Just wondering.
@Dean-dx4iz Жыл бұрын
S. Carolina does look like a crap step dad lol
@saintbrownthetrojan Жыл бұрын
The most terrifying thing ever: a Vanderbilt team with hope.
@SS-zy1xy Жыл бұрын
Imagine an SEC shorts with Vandy and Hope!
@ConnorLyle Жыл бұрын
It just really shows how bad Kentucky is
@nothanks3236 Жыл бұрын
Nah Hope is hanging out with Tennessee until the CFP committee crushes their dreams and leaves them at #5 at the end of the season.
@levibradley5098 Жыл бұрын
@@nothanks3236 Wait, the committee crushes Tennessee or Vandy?
@SuperDuperHappyTime Жыл бұрын
@@levibradley5098 yes
@robertrichart4512 Жыл бұрын
I swear roll call has become the only thing I look forward to on mondays. Sec shorts is good but now only hits the main points from Saturday and Matt covers everything that happened.
@lusciousmayweather8385 Жыл бұрын
Exactly!!! I love SEC shorts but sometimes it can be a let down When they focus on 1 School or Game. Matt covers The entire conference every Week.
@robertrichart4512 Жыл бұрын
That’s what I’m saying. Lately they focus on 1 or two schools.
@johnwhick6543 Жыл бұрын
Waaaay underrated. If Matt writes all this himself, he’s a flippin genius. Succinct, quick and scathingly funny. And I don’t even like football, and live in Athens Georgia. Go Dawgs!
@robertrichart4512 Жыл бұрын
He needs to cover basketball and baseball too. At least basketball. That would be awesome
@derekwalker4622 Жыл бұрын
SEC shorts suck compared to Matt. Period.
@brandon_blaze Жыл бұрын
Soon as Vandy won, I knew this week would be amazing
@jaydawg22 Жыл бұрын
Can confirm that all of us in Georgia were making that face at the overtime political ads
@amandachilds5290 Жыл бұрын
So true.
@nikkidean8205 Жыл бұрын
Facts!!!!
@8bpianoplayer Жыл бұрын
Absolutely...and now, welcome to runoff hell.
@careywilliams3619 Жыл бұрын
So true
@Hydra_6544 Жыл бұрын
And I live next to Georgia in SC so I get them too
@fgzero331 Жыл бұрын
As a Vanderbilt fan, this skit has made me the happiest I’ve been in years
@Hydra_6544 Жыл бұрын
As a Carolina fan I’m pulling for y’all next week there’s only 2 options 1 they drop 70 on y’all or we completely broke them and y’all can make a bowl for the first time in forever
@myZcarlife Жыл бұрын
@@Hydra_6544 Four years isn't forever. Our football team did 28 years without breaking a sweat, and when that streak ended, our punter was the bowl game MVP.
@jamesknapp64 Жыл бұрын
Vandy going full scorched earth on Tennessee was epic.
@thepowerhour615 Жыл бұрын
Yeah… as long as Bob Stoops has any kind of voice at Oklahoma, Coach Heupel will never go back. The man can hold a grudge. Isn’t that right Missouri?
@loganwatson5905 Жыл бұрын
@@thepowerhour615 lol idk if he’d go back anyway, he seems to really love it in TN. He got choked up talking about how great the fans are and how well he’s been treated
@rebeccamount50 Жыл бұрын
@@loganwatson5905 well, that's because he's winning. If the Vols have a rotten season next year, those same fans will be screaming for him to be fired.
@unsane78 Жыл бұрын
@@rebeccamount50 💯
@Kelnx Жыл бұрын
@@rebeccamount50 No no...we've learned our lesson. We don't want to go through a carousel of coaches again. As long as Bobby Hill doesn't have multiple non-bowl eligible seasons, I'm good with keeping him.
@stevenfoster9402 Жыл бұрын
Love Funnymaine, love SEC Shorts, but Matt Mitchell is who I look forward to the most post-gameday.
@glasswhisperer Жыл бұрын
Funnymaine used to be funny but, now whenever Alabama loses all he does is a three minute video crying "the only team that beat Alabama is Alabama" 😭😭😭. 😂😂😂
@michaelrawlins1 Жыл бұрын
Are there any others besides those three who are worth our time?
@EricRomines Жыл бұрын
Heh, Funnymaine isn’t so funny anymore..
@d3structor797 Жыл бұрын
Take Funnymaine out and you are right, can't watch a guy that tried to start a riot to burn down his own city with no consequences.
@JBB685 Жыл бұрын
@@d3structor797 agree
@JeffGoldblumsChest Жыл бұрын
The best part about Vandy beating Kentucky? When they play Florida next week they don't have a "x years since our last SEC victory" chip on their shoulder.
@kingofrunescapepking Жыл бұрын
No, even worse, they have confidence knowing they beat a better team than them
@revolutiondjs101 Жыл бұрын
It's like that white board on the factory floor...its been XXX days since our last accident. In fact each team needs one of those boards with all the bizarre losses and hiccups
@Reddeath111 Жыл бұрын
Yea now they have an SEC win streak
@stanleyharrell6009 Жыл бұрын
Hey, Vandy had their time in the sun. Congrats Vandy on the W.
@ashleighelizabeth5916 Жыл бұрын
The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass everyday but they experience a lot of rainy days and were overdue.
@scottbradford1119 Жыл бұрын
As a Kentucky fan, all I can say is kudos to Vandy for a well deserved win and this week's roll call was one of the funniest I've ever seen. Vandy-bot just going in on everyone certainly made my day!
@hunterschwartz7738 Жыл бұрын
The mention about the political ads is the most amazing and relatable thing ever
@davidedmondson5633 Жыл бұрын
Vandy truly deserved to have this moment! Awesome video sir.
@thegamecock22 Жыл бұрын
I have to say, this makes me feel better after the Florida loss. Thanks, Matt.
@AddisonBook. Жыл бұрын
Well for a chicken that got swallowed whole...
@logynrush344 Жыл бұрын
Go tigers💜🧡
@AddisonBook. Жыл бұрын
@@logynrush344 yeah congratulations you owe Alabama a bone.
@John-qd3xw Жыл бұрын
It made me feel better but then I looked at next week's game and I have the sads again.
@alecwilliams3487 Жыл бұрын
Does it really?
@waynehendricks997 Жыл бұрын
You're the very best at this Matt,keep it up . Go Dawgs and in the spirit of the moment "ANCHOR DOWWWNNN"
@pwestonewriter5847 Жыл бұрын
I love the way Matt just takes it easy on us cocks. "Ill just make fun of redneck sunglasses every episode." From the bottom of our hearts, thank you.
@ryandickerson6395 Жыл бұрын
That's because Satterfield is already the joke
@Reddeath111 Жыл бұрын
This week's Roll Call is going to be extra sweet
@KatCrit Жыл бұрын
As I an Arkansan I can safely say our motto has always been “there’s always next season” even when we’re having a good one. We’re probably following Kentucky (on a normal year) at the moment “at least it’s basketball season!” 😂
@cooleycollege01 Жыл бұрын
#musbus All The Way! WPS!
@kevinreilly51 Жыл бұрын
As a Louisville fan, can't wait for you to play the reincarnation of Chaminade in Maui!
@j_atkinson Жыл бұрын
The Oklahoma call was so brutal! Epic finish!
@eggsngritstn Жыл бұрын
Yes, especially since the Vanderbot teed it up with, "You've forgotten what it's like to be afraid..."
@thewordlove4316 Жыл бұрын
I'm lost on the Oklahoma reference ...
@j_atkinson Жыл бұрын
@@thewordlove4316 Heupel's alma mater is Oklahoma and he was the quarterback for the team when they won the natty... and he was offensive coordinator there later on where he didn't have his contract renewed... let go.
@Kroxti Жыл бұрын
Monday isn’t complete until roll call happens
@JasonKingKong Жыл бұрын
Who knew Vanderbot 7 would be released so soon?
@janejones7638 Жыл бұрын
This one is brillant. The Van-bot spoke truth bombs.
@androlgenhald476 Жыл бұрын
You nailed it again Matt. "Please don't believe thier lies Coach! They'll just hurt you again." Go Vols!
@michaelcorbitt4748 Жыл бұрын
"three more weeks of political ads" 🤣🤣🤣 I feel that pain. I don't think it's stopped for 4 years.
@VisionMusicWorks Жыл бұрын
Agreed.🤦🏾♀️
@hbccareers6745 Жыл бұрын
Rap sheet battles, lol
@G1ft3dConfus1on Жыл бұрын
Tennessee fan here, if Heupel goes back to Oklahoma, I will be back to hiding forever. Would be absolutely tragic
@levibradley5098 Жыл бұрын
I don't think Heupel will jump ship, he's found a team that will work with his offense.
@brandonclark435 Жыл бұрын
Only one thing for it, the Oklahoma-Tennessee War.
@hiiipowerbass2337 Жыл бұрын
@@levibradley5098 for his alma mater where he won a natty? I hope that bridge is truly ashes, and your pockets are cash.....es..
@levibradley5098 Жыл бұрын
@@hiiipowerbass2337 Not after the way he left...
@southernman9434 Жыл бұрын
Venables will have a couple years and the Sooners are used to winning more than they are this year. I could easily see OU giving him 3-4 years, it not working out and then going after Heupel who is already an SEC coach. It will be hard for him to say 'No' if the alma mater comes calling with a fat checkbook.
@cows543 Жыл бұрын
Alabama breaking down crying is my favorite part of this
@eggsngritstn Жыл бұрын
And the Vanderbot wishing to taste the tears.
@matthiassventoest6800 Жыл бұрын
…being here in oklahoma.., one of the local sports stations had a funeral this morning for the whole states college football teams, ou, okie state, and uni of tulsa.., so there is that, the ending was so fitting
@04straw Жыл бұрын
I missed that! What channel was it on?
@mitchellbrown3856 Жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see what you got in-store for The Tenn.-Scar and Fla-Vandy this week 😂🤣😂 As a UGA Fan I have never been so happy to see USCjr and Vandy win a game, or shall I say in Scars case totally embarrass Tenn. But someone had to put them in there place!
@helenshriver8943 Жыл бұрын
Matt, I love SEC Roll Call!!! It makes my Mondays! Well, this and watching UGA's Saturday game replays!!! I am a DAWG forever!!!!
@JasonMoir Жыл бұрын
That "Anchor Down" at the end made me laugh out loud.
@smo05d Жыл бұрын
19 years ago. Fall of 2003. Vandy beats UK to snap a 22-SEC game losing streak. We stormed the field. Tore down the goal posts. Paraded them up Broadway. Best. Thing. Ever. Go Vandy! (Hopefully we don't have to wait another 20+ sec games before the next win lol) Go VU!
@whodattalkin Жыл бұрын
“Harold Perkins” 😂
@russellortmann5348 Жыл бұрын
From a Big Ten fan (go Blue!), you have made me absolutely fall in love with Vanderbilt and the Gamecocks. I finally have someone I can feel clean rooting for in the SEC.
@terryschiller2625 Жыл бұрын
Don't know how you come up with these Matt. But don't STOP they are great!!
@SuperBomberman007 Жыл бұрын
God... Vandy won again 🤣🤣🤣
@karenwinston8911 Жыл бұрын
I got that West Canaan Coyotes reference! Can't wait to see the new tweeter end zone dance.
@awcdenney Жыл бұрын
Okay, hands down the best one. Thanks for mentioning the runoff too!
@ButterWolf117 Жыл бұрын
As an Aggie, this is very accurate. Still, these videos are great no matter what!
@aj1218 Жыл бұрын
As a Vandy fan this is the best
@glasswhisperer Жыл бұрын
Wait y'all exist? I thought y'all were like the tooth fairy.
@ashleighelizabeth5916 Жыл бұрын
Vandy has fans? How much they pay for that job?
@aj1218 Жыл бұрын
@@ashleighelizabeth5916 It counts as an elective credit for the business school. Then the tuition payments becomes a tax write off for the school.
@PatrickDaviswimiwamwamwazzle Жыл бұрын
And of course you have a marines one piece icon. Just say you hate fun.
@eggsngritstn Жыл бұрын
Yep. We needed this one after letting that Mizzou game slip away. #anchordown
@ethanbeckwith6614 Жыл бұрын
Congrats to SC with the dub. Eager to see how he rips Tennessee for the next roll call
@tacticalmattfoley Жыл бұрын
Commodore Insult Bot is amazing! Alabama got off light....great stuff.
@revolutiondjs101 Жыл бұрын
Such a great reference!
@johnmurphy7482 Жыл бұрын
As a Vandy alum, I approve this episode.
@JBB685 Жыл бұрын
I appreciate how Auburn never stopped drinking, just doing it for different reasons now 😂 transferred all prior anguish to A&M
@jayr.3720 Жыл бұрын
I don't know for sure that Arkansas will even be bowl eligible but it's nice to have something to look forward to every week still. It's just that it's Monday not Saturday. Thanks Matt.
@robertrichart4512 Жыл бұрын
I hope we go bowling. We have the potential to win our last two games.
@alecwilliams3487 Жыл бұрын
Y’all just need to beat Mizzou? If that’s the case I would be willing to bet you all do that.
@grimbyrne195 Жыл бұрын
That end of season game for Arkansas and Missouri will decide which one of them goes to a bowl and which one stays home.
@jayr.3720 Жыл бұрын
@@alecwilliams3487 We ought to be favored but it is a road game, and that Mizzou team beat SCAR and scared the life out of UGA. I'm not countin my chickens here.
@LaCrux Жыл бұрын
After 15 years of mediocrity and 5 coaches later you finally get a coach that the fanbase loves AND he is championship caliber and he jumps ship for his alma mater. That would be the most Tennessee thing ever.
@schlute9215 Жыл бұрын
and I absolutely hope it happens
@toasteee252 Жыл бұрын
No..oklahoma deserves a few decades of mediocrity. The students will just go to texas schools instead
@animo_bellum Жыл бұрын
AND, he would be playing against tennessee depending on how the scheduling goes 🤣
@eaglevision9791 Жыл бұрын
@@schlute9215 In the meantime, just knowing the fans are worrying about it, will suffice😁
@trailshark2 Жыл бұрын
@@animo_bellum That may make him reconsider, remembering how the fans treated Kiffin last season.
@04straw Жыл бұрын
I love you, Auburn! 😂 And poor Tennessee. 🧡
@ClashJ666 Жыл бұрын
I'm just a Texas Tech fan, but I look forward to watching these every week
@TheCJTok Жыл бұрын
I’m a Texas A&M fan and my husband went to Texas Tech and we both love them. 😂
@BV9429 Жыл бұрын
Man I love these sec comedy shorts they are very funny like crazy I look forward to these every Monday from funny Maine SEC shorts and SEC roll call 😂
@MrTilldaddy Жыл бұрын
As an Aggie, you summed up my feelings perfectly. Did any of you notice that the theoretical contract for Heupel at Oklahoma was the Jimbo Fisher contract?
@albny89 Жыл бұрын
Wait all day for these videos. Great work Matt!
@namewitheld2568 Жыл бұрын
So, you have to watch it a third time and just look at Matt's face while the vandy bot is talking. So awesome.
@nickschmitz7044 Жыл бұрын
This is one of the BESTEST roll calls EVER!!!! Man oh man PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep them coming every week!!!
@hudsonfan Жыл бұрын
Hold on let me try something. Herald Perkins!😂 Geaux Tigers.
@FartBiter Жыл бұрын
Cmon Matt! Don’t you do that to our Coach Heupel, I just bought my “Vols by fiddy” T-shirt.
@mikethetigerJD5Heisman Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for the Vanderbot 7 tomorrow
@boydhutchins6683 Жыл бұрын
Yep - as a Hog fan I said the same thing at least a dozen times. “Please make it stop”
@wd6919 Жыл бұрын
As an Aggie I find my only enjoyment this season comes from Roll Call
@TheCJTok Жыл бұрын
Me too. Gig’em!
@jonnydent825 Жыл бұрын
As an Auburn fan, yes, we're enjoying Caddie vibes as interim while following the search for the new HC. Don't know why that's supposed to be some sort of gotcha.
@mobetterben1582 Жыл бұрын
Nailed it again, Matt. Echoed what every true Alabama fan has been thinking since A&M.
@bigjack470 Жыл бұрын
I swear, this gets better every week! I Hope vanderbot gets the taste upgrade!
@Mizzouomega Жыл бұрын
As a Mizzou grad, I find the portrayal of Mizzou hilarious. Also hilarious: Mizzou has more SEC title games than UT, KY, Vandy, S Carolina….combined…since joining the league. So there’s that.
@aj1218 Жыл бұрын
Whatever makes you sleep at night
@chrismullinax6598 Жыл бұрын
Also a fun fact in 2013 the first year you went to the title game, you went into it with a conference loss......a team who finished higher in the rankings than mizzou.....funny fact isn't it
@cadericketts184 Жыл бұрын
They will always hate us and are quick to forget how successful we once were we’re getting back there just need to finish out some games
@rxmaster03 Жыл бұрын
@@cadericketts184 just need depth and a better offensive gameplan.
@welredd Жыл бұрын
Simultaneously roasting Brian Kelly and Atlanta, I love it
@CRS253 Жыл бұрын
Gotta say, when I saw Oklahoma come up, I was worried. Glad to see we got off with only a very minor burn.
@eggsngritstn Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was for Tennessee.
@ElainetheGARugrat8815 Жыл бұрын
This was great! #GO DAWGS!❤🖤
@rwe771 Жыл бұрын
Heyyyyyyy Go Dawgs!!!
@ElainetheGARugrat8815 Жыл бұрын
@@rwe771 Definitely GODAWGS!!!
@Michael_Chandler_Keaton Жыл бұрын
Yeah go daaawgs Can't wait til we catch yall again....GBO 🟧⬜️🟧⬜️🟧⬜️🟧⬜️🟧
@ElainetheGARugrat8815 Жыл бұрын
@@Michael_Chandler_Keaton May be this year, may be next year. Good luck!
@jon-michaelharris5840 Жыл бұрын
I love how both Matt and SEC Shorts have Vandy going crazy after getting a conference win lol
@everythinginthesink2123 Жыл бұрын
Love the vanderbilt gimmick in this video! Youre creativity is what makes these videos so good. Go vols ;)
@bowmanwalker1026 Жыл бұрын
As a UK fan, I knew this was going to be rough to watch. The St. Peter’s joke was hilarious though, I’ll give you that.
@jasonwatt8168 Жыл бұрын
Beamer ball just beat Tenn. Role call might be epic next week
@namewitheld2568 Жыл бұрын
My God Matt....worth the wait as always.
@Jalynne17 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for this all day! Did not disappoint! Well worth the wait!
@bradg.5253 Жыл бұрын
Awesome episode! Anchor Down! Go ‘Dores!
@McSomething15 Жыл бұрын
This might be the best video of the season.
@angelsofblood9879 Жыл бұрын
That Johnny one five joke was awesome -- and it reminded me how old I am. That's a two-fer.
@GCEvans09 Жыл бұрын
Consistently some of the best CFB comedy out there!
@larrymormon6525 Жыл бұрын
Love it! Go Dawgs
@martinswiney2192 Жыл бұрын
Actually all us Alabama fans appreciate the break. It gets expensive buying new SEC Championship and National Champ T-shirts every year. Love this channel. Great work Matt. Spot on every team every week.
@mattwatson4017 Жыл бұрын
I've waited all day for this
@stacimentus316 Жыл бұрын
As usual the highlight of my Monday! Great job Matt.... Can't wait until next week
@ckhamlin2636 Жыл бұрын
“You look like someone who’s five months behind on child support!” 😂😂😂
@Steelersontop_jpj24 Жыл бұрын
Been waiting all day 😁
@codychapman1368 Жыл бұрын
as a Razorback fan I approve of this message.
@GigEmBQ92 Жыл бұрын
"Time is a construct, existence is meaningless, and Jimbo is pain." - How did you know what I was thinking? - Gig 'em
@Linkinp4rk578 Жыл бұрын
Gonna enjoy the next vid with Carolina beating Tenn 63-38
@happynotredamefan3736 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact Vandy has a better conference record and actually record than Texas A&M (sorry A&M fans I have felt your pain in the past) If makes you feel any better the next year we we get in the top 15 and only lose to #2 Georgia by 1 point
@juliayoung537 Жыл бұрын
Been waiting all day ❤️😊
@nickschmitz7044 Жыл бұрын
:24" take of those stupid glasses you look like someone who is 5 mo the behind on child support " THAT WAS PURE PURE PUUUUURE GOLD!!! LOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOL I ran off the road laughing when I heard that!!!! Lolololol Lolololol Lolololol Lolololol
@alicewright9610 Жыл бұрын
I wait for these videos all week love this
@snoozevmw Жыл бұрын
thanks for the Johny 1 and 5 ... and the youngins thought Varsity Blues was a reference
@Bwubdle198 Жыл бұрын
That one with political ads was so true 🥲
@arcomador Жыл бұрын
I needed this laugh after the Monday I've had, Thanks! RTR
@dirtywash4890 Жыл бұрын
Lol..."Atlanta...the only city in the south that would fall for Kelly's southern accent". Accurate
@MrAussiePoo Жыл бұрын
As a UK fan I’m ready for it.
@johnmorris488 Жыл бұрын
My wife loves these she is a big football fan
@DMS-pq8 Жыл бұрын
Best episode of the season
@jonathanross149 Жыл бұрын
UT is going to checkerboard that statium.
@zabimaru404 Жыл бұрын
Yes, I am dead inside. We'll always have the Astros.
@willmcphaul6658 Жыл бұрын
My Daughter is at UGA and my Son is at Vandy. It was a great weekend for football. Great skit.
@Michael_Chandler_Keaton Жыл бұрын
Heup ain't going nowhere!! Go Vols!! 🍊
@markruss5276 Жыл бұрын
You are the best. Go Vols!
@antiwonsampson6788 Жыл бұрын
That'll Boi Matt 😆 🤣 😂 a deal is a deal, we all know who to blame... Good one as always Matt. SEC ROLL CALL GO DAWGS
@PissedoffVolsFan Жыл бұрын
Shew it’s bout time. I been waiting all day for this