Alpha Males | Zoltan Kaszas

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3 ай бұрын

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@spector3881 3 ай бұрын

Imagine that deal today: you get to watch Zoltan in a small intimate setting AND they give you pizza?!?!

@lepoussinvengeur 3 ай бұрын

for 2 dollars !!!

@francescaa8331 3 ай бұрын

That would be amazing.

@TeamCat1128 3 ай бұрын

“International porch pirates” is a hilarious line!

@David-fd9cr 3 ай бұрын

"Do you know how many alphas there are out there?". Lol.

@andreasdormanns8722 3 ай бұрын

"I'm so glad you are here" was the perfect things to say in that moment

@anothermike4825 3 ай бұрын

I think you're right.

@amandajofisk85 3 ай бұрын

Agree but yeah what joke ??? Lololol

@objectreborn.artsewing 25 күн бұрын

It absolutely was. 🩵✌️

@joeytumbleson9723 3 ай бұрын

It's about time he gets his recognition for his talent in comedy.

@pavolhorvath7850 3 ай бұрын

Didn't he?

@francescaa8331 3 ай бұрын

Took a while for him to get a lot of traction. He deserves the success. That Drybar post is how I found him.

@jennifernordberg-rj8im 3 ай бұрын

I stumbled across him on YT. Now I'm hooked. We got to see him in Mpls. last summer, and can't wait until he can come back!!

@reidveryan9414 3 ай бұрын

If Deadpool was a hippie.... He would be this guy

@francescaa8331 3 ай бұрын

Pretty apt.

@Flippokid 3 ай бұрын

"Which joke?" LOL perfect bit right there!

@JJStetson 3 ай бұрын

Those two words, “which joke?”, the gem of the set. In two words they were heartfelt & hilarious!

@sojournersunrise2290 3 ай бұрын

international porch pirates..

@Diane-zf3lv 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious especially “which joke was it”

@einahsirro1488 3 ай бұрын

Cause now I want to know too!

@sweetreat30 3 ай бұрын

It was the first question I had

@Feldmrschl 3 ай бұрын

"Which joke?" LOL

@oliknowles7645 3 ай бұрын

This skit was golden. Zoltan is a comic genius

@coribailey5338 3 ай бұрын

OMG the frieken alpha male/Joe Rogan bit was SO ON POINT 😂😂😂 never heard anything more accurate than that lmao

@Kayenne54 3 ай бұрын

If my "kettle ball" Alpha Male son visits soon, I'm going to make him sit and watch this. Especially as he's mentioned Joe Rogan a few times.

@janetttyminski7295 3 ай бұрын

I follow stand up comedians instead of paying for psychotherapy. Zoltan is one of my favorites. Needs more cat jokes though…

@denisefarmer366 3 ай бұрын

Is Jessica still with us?? 😂

@Kane5Cats-ME 3 ай бұрын

@@denisefarmer366 I've been wondering that, too. She'd be pretty matronly by now, right?? I always loved his Jessica stories. I did see another recent clip and he mentioned having a cat, but he didn't say Jessica, so....maybe not?? 🌈

@siobhonmarie 3 ай бұрын

His ex wife got Jessica in the divorce

@blackpinkbarn 3 ай бұрын

I was in the gym steam room a few hours ago, sat between Mr Kettle Ball and what I can only assume was a 34 level D&D Master. Totally nailed the modern gym dynamic.

@510tuber 3 ай бұрын

And then you have people like joe manganiello, who has a huge room dedicated to D&D. And also Henry Cavill.

@Kayenne54 3 ай бұрын

Ha ha haha haahhhaa...So you belong to the middle group Zoltan was searching for?

@805Coastal 3 ай бұрын

I'm dead!!! LOL. I'm looking at my Amazon page while listening to this video when I hear "bullet hole in our Amazon packages". I lost it!! LOL. Thanks Zoltan! You always make me laugh. And thank you to your beautiful bride, as I'm guessing she is the one behind getting your KZfaq channel going in a better direction! Lets get'ca to 1M. =}.

@NateLMarburg 3 ай бұрын

Mate I've never been so called out by a comment as that D&D gym bit. You're spot on man, there's no middle.

@justmenb3379 3 ай бұрын

I thought it was impossible but you are getting funnier big Z. hats off to ya

@lkf8799 3 ай бұрын

"Too close - ah - We're keeping it" 😂 I've been a fan since your Jessica special. Thank for posting so much content on your channel. Super happy for your growing success ⭐

@denisefarmer366 3 ай бұрын

Is that the one when he had long hair? That was the one that snagged me into the Zoltan camp. ❤

@michaelbarthel8012 3 ай бұрын

By far one of the funniest comedians ever

@xrzeropoint7989 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious thing to do: Show up at a Zoltan show with a slice of pizza and eat it as he performs! 🤣 Love ya Zoltan! You've earned a lack of pizza!

@jb71577 3 ай бұрын

I think they serve pizza at the venue I'm going to be seeing him at... I might just buy him a pizza to go 😆

@xrzeropoint7989 3 ай бұрын

@@jb71577 Great! If you can make a deal with a waiter or waitress to surprise him with it that would be better! ! If he doesn't read these comments that would be fantastic! "What's happening? Why are you handing me...pizza?! What's going on here?!" 🤣

@donaldlevy8141 3 ай бұрын

Build on that narcissist bit! Comedy gold!

@youdeservethis 3 ай бұрын

Hi from the bald lady in Colorado Springs! You are one of the few things my friend and I can agree on. Thank you for being you

@lunaumbra5179 3 ай бұрын

Unbelievable how you turn everything into humor. It's excellent. I missed the fight club reference in the beginning when you talked about the real owner coming into the basement.

@user-hs1ir1zi1b 3 ай бұрын

New material I haven't heard. Real good 😊

@Tonyhouse1168 3 ай бұрын

Didn’t expect a Hitchhiker’s Guide reference from Zoltan..but I’m not surprised (:

@1mamao 3 ай бұрын

It's the actual name of the venue lol

@andrewg8s 3 ай бұрын

The revenge joke is probably the one. I cant kill myself, there are so many people I have to get back at. And then people do you wrong in the mean time...never ending cycle.

@CarlDalach-px4cj 3 ай бұрын

I hope you're always here making me laugh! I can't get enough!

@adriannenash9852 3 ай бұрын

Hope everyone is watching his podcast called the week in Zoltan on his KZfaq channel. Hilarious content every week; I have seen him 3 times in person because he is that good! Be well from Washington state USA ❤️

@RoarTheRapper 3 ай бұрын

You know I just learned that Starbucks doesn’t actually roast their own beans, something pretty much every other good coffee company does. A good company harvests it’s own beans so it actually stands out in flavor and quality. But with Starbucks, essentially you’re over paying for a brand name and that’s it.

@gimmexdemxtoes6669 3 ай бұрын

@@mssmiles0503add suger.....it's coffee....that's what ya do

@neen42 3 ай бұрын

Best to go support your local independent coffee shops.

@zodarian6705 3 ай бұрын

Starbucks isn't coffee it's a gay milkshake😂

@RoarTheRapper 3 ай бұрын

@@zodarian6705 lol you haven’t had their black coffee then have you? Their black coffee is legit intense, but it’s not their own roasts 🤭

@jenscheibner792 2 ай бұрын

burnt

@gclaytonlewis 3 ай бұрын

Zoltan, thank you for continually bringing the laughs! I love how you keep sharing great new jokes, as well as riff on anything that has happened on your way to the show.

@christiabreu95 3 ай бұрын

I also want to know which joke lmao

@brian_atc 2 ай бұрын

Zoltan's comedy has got to be one of the best shows around. Friggin hilarious!

@blakemccall6748 3 ай бұрын

What a great set last night, in jacksonville Zoltan! Wife and I love your stand-up and we are still laughing next dat! And we all agree you deserved better than the Ramada Stage, good sir 😂 We can't wait to see another show of yours. Thanks for being the genuine you, and thanks for signing my shirt!! Best wishes from Blake and Alyssa

@einahsirro1488 3 ай бұрын

I never heard of Jeremy Allen White till this video, so I looked him up and... he's kind of on the Gene Wilder/Barry Manilow/Nicolas Cage spectrum, isn't he?

@your3kidding 3 ай бұрын

and not on the attractive end, either

@MotorbreathChannel 3 ай бұрын

Heyyy. Z-man. Thank you for a yet another morsel of your awesome comedy.

@susie115 3 ай бұрын

You never disappoint.. always funny😅😂

@erictheded 3 ай бұрын

that's some good shit

@jonathangeorge171 3 ай бұрын

First and only person i would search for on youtube named zoltan and hes not a genie granting wishes in a machine😂. Great stuff bro,always a laugh

@nadifouldi3131 3 ай бұрын

You are the best comedian ever!

@kp50065 3 ай бұрын

😂love this set

@tjmcguire9417 3 ай бұрын

I dare you to come to Canada. Centennial Hall. London Ontario Canada. Midway between Detroit and Toronto. 500k pop. Gaffigan did it. Regan did it. Mulaney did it. Raitt did it. Try us ye half wit. We'd love ya.

@StJane 3 ай бұрын

You were on fire!.

@MichelleIbarraMHAEdD 3 ай бұрын

As a former Boisean, I can confirm all of his conclusions. 😂😂 end of the universe is appropriate

@rightshoe21 3 ай бұрын

Which joke 😂😂 haha ! As someone who has been on the other end of that,I laughed so hard !!

@boerieza 3 ай бұрын

Dude, your observational comedy is amazing. So talented!

@N_Molokwane 3 ай бұрын

Great news jokes

@The9thDaisy 3 ай бұрын

Still my favorite comedian! All of it, Zoltan, all the jokes.

@fortunewrangler8524 3 ай бұрын

The sweatpants joke did what I think comedy really ought to! And, the rest was full of the same caliber pinnacles. Bravo!!

@shaunhermans 3 ай бұрын

Zoltan you've always got your finger on the pulse; a truly dynamic comedian

@mhounjet1486 3 ай бұрын

Thanks!

@TheWidowStewart 3 ай бұрын

I miss Boise fasho. Partly bc there are no WinCos in Missouri, but mostly bc almost anywhere is better than Missouri.

@denisefarmer366 3 ай бұрын

Yep. I'm also in the state of Misery oops Missouri. I'm ready to settle in the gorgeous northwest.

@TheWidowStewart 3 ай бұрын

@@denisefarmer366 Amen, sister!

@danmac1871 3 ай бұрын

Look. You’re a nutcase. But I love you. Your comedy is top shelf. I look forward to all your clips. Drybar launched you. No doubt. Give them kudos… I never would have found you otherwise… Like tattoo guy.., Your improv and ability to be do natural on stage is a pleasure to see, and hear. You are definitely one of my favourite comedians…

@xrzeropoint7989 3 ай бұрын

At the end I counted 13 nose hairs.

@lepoussinvengeur 3 ай бұрын

Hey from France !!

@avarielblackwing6613 3 ай бұрын

AlphaJoe!!! 'Specially when he puts the blonde wig on...

@robbiegailh.2076 3 ай бұрын

Bullet holes in our Amazon packages. Hilarious!!!

@hhiippiittyy 3 ай бұрын

Hey Zoltan, I'm going through a really easy time and you are making it easier. Thanks. I thought about making a delicious sandwich, and because of your "alpha" bit, I did. It's tasty.

@DraeBdeR 3 ай бұрын

It was an awesome show!! The lounge is great!

@boywithcamera7 3 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard at this, because I just met you briefly after a show at Shank Hall in Milwaukee - I was one of those guys that was like, "man, you have no idea how much videos have helped me through the coov and such a bad few years, I've been watching your vlogs and specials and I'm just so happy for your growth and to finally shake your hand," and you were awkwardly smiling like ... "aww, thanks buddy...." then we took a photo XD

@dawnmaestascowell6930 2 ай бұрын

Absolutely hysterical! Love from Oregon! Thank you Zoltan

@sb-b3071 3 ай бұрын

Really surprised the lack of "alphas" in the comments 😂😂

@chrisgrady4466 2 ай бұрын

It might have been over their heads..or they were too busy saying "bro", calling another man "top g", or telling each other to "stay hard"

@objectreborn.artsewing 25 күн бұрын

You woke up, man. I'm glad to see it. Stay regulated. Stay close to the river. Cheers 🩵✌️

@kekekonttinen6862 3 ай бұрын

Mr Cool at it

@nonsensevgingjoel3277 Ай бұрын

The end was real but luckily it's actually years from now. Stay up awesome Zolt!

@laszlovna 3 ай бұрын

You deserve to be on a big stage! You are hilarious!

@kaloyangeorgiev9083 3 ай бұрын

Dude, I love you'r comedy since the first time I saw you around 3 years ago. And you know what, every time a new clip pops up you look better than the previous one. Good job!

@maythao3977 3 ай бұрын

Thanks for sharing your talent, Zoltan! I especially enjoyed your clean set on Dry Bar and have rewatched 2 times. Hopefully, you will come to my town on tour!

@jennifertwede7142 3 ай бұрын

Welcome to our great city Zoltan!😂 You nailed it!!❤

@bodytrainer1crane730 3 ай бұрын

❤️❤️❤️

@battlejitney2197 3 ай бұрын

Great set! You’re a treasure, man.

@mikephoenix1814 3 ай бұрын

dude that was classic that Houthi bit made me spit my trifle on the laptop , Legendary much love 🤣

@heathercamera 3 ай бұрын

Come to Wilmington, NC!! Love your comedy! 💜

@semja 3 ай бұрын

Idaho is great 😂 good audience too

@joanr7982 3 ай бұрын

You never fail to entertain us Zoltan!

@amandajofisk85 3 ай бұрын

Love you so much !!! Emma’s a lucky lady.

@josht1828 3 ай бұрын

You should like the full vids in the shorts my guy! Had to come lookin cause your short was too good!

@godgiven6520 3 ай бұрын

I was going through a long ass recovery...3 years lying down and watching comedy was one of the ways I escaped from the situation. I like your comedy Zoltan. You're a funny guy

@Jc-pu3cx 3 ай бұрын

FANTASTIC

@acidwizard6528 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious short set.

@dianew6955 3 ай бұрын

Love me some Zoltan!

@-.-E-.- 3 ай бұрын

Zoltan is so funny!

@jolene.chaule 3 ай бұрын

This episode of the office is interesting lol

@mikek7660 3 ай бұрын

2mins in and you are killing it bro

@jb71577 3 ай бұрын

No matter who you are and where you are in life, you don't know what you might say or do that could significantly impact somebody else's life. And that goes for both negative and positive. So I try to always be a positive influence.

@anthropyguo9997 3 ай бұрын

You deserve a million subscribers.

@markusalan85392 3 ай бұрын

LOL Great job zoltan , im from san marcos area also but im little bit older then you. Great to see you gaining so much traction , hope to see you live one day💪🏾

@ericsissenwein3601 3 ай бұрын

Catch him in Escondido. Just here in January! He’s great!

@ERKNEES2 3 ай бұрын

Too funny lmao ❤

@obscuredgurl 3 ай бұрын

I get the, "stop half-way through an order name" since I work at Taco Bell and we have the, "Chipotle-Ranch Grilled Chicken Burrito" waaayy longer than it needs to be and people really do stop have way through and just call it "the Chipotle thing" and we all know what they're trying to say but u can literally hear there verbal comprehension go *POP* 🤯

@nannielson7790 3 ай бұрын

Been following this guys career for many years. I love this dude!! He never disappoints. Congratulations on the Success, Z!

@meralee1213 2 ай бұрын

Saw Jeremy Allen White on IG and those Calvin Klein ads are a bit too in your face 😂

@kimberlyloranger8321 3 ай бұрын

Your voice and style is so calming to listen to (except when you're talking about the end of the world) that I often have these videos playing in the background while I do other things. But this time I was thrown a little when you said "I wanted to kill myself." And I thought "Zoltan, no!!' Then I went back to watch it and replayed that moment. "Oh." Well the jokes I've thought were funniest from you was the stand up you did in the Attic talking about the inner dialogue you had when lining up to order the "sweet cream corn brew' from Starbucks and bobbing your head with every word, only to hear that they couldn't take your credit card. And also when you described "that kind of day" as "you can't get a coffee, Here's a spoon for your salad." Another time was when you talked about being on an airplane and saying what you're thinking to yourself as you're showing what you look like when someone's kicking the back of your seat lol (I usually only just listen to the videos after I've seen them first, so I generally know what you're doing while you're talking. Although this time I realized I can't always do that.)

@williamburdett9867 3 ай бұрын

When will you do a show in NYC?!

@510tuber 3 ай бұрын

Just to add some context to the Houthi fighting he's talking about. We're fighting them because they're protesting Israel's attack on Palestine.

@camrodam 3 ай бұрын

I think it's a deliberate omission; adding politics to the subject makes it "dangerous" in the stand-up scene - especially that topic. And his routine is probably more representative of American public in general, in that they're not aware of international context.

@The666link666 3 ай бұрын

Hi Zoltan! I know there is probably no chance you would be coming to Maine, but how about Boston? Would love to hear your jokes about Massachusetts drivers 😄

@elektriksheep 3 ай бұрын

great

@Atlaswh7 3 ай бұрын

I've been watching your stuff for a while, and I think the Amazon thing's your best joke so far (among lots of funny stuff). I don't think I've heard you address world events and uh, I think it might be in your wheelhouse 🙃