Did you know: if you combine "Alpharad" and "his worst characters", you get "An hour long episode of The Bald Podcast woohoo welcome back to the Bald Podcast!"?

I'd watch a minute of Dash hitting a golf ball into the water and saying that the game lagged, then pack his tennis rackets and go home

Nobody else is mentioning it but holy shit that 2v1 clutch was insane.

I just joined this channel a few days ago, but I have to say its really gone downhill since this Alpharad guy joined the rest of the guys

The total watch time of the Elite Smash series as of this episode (June 11th, 2022) is now 36:30:59, or 2190.98 minutes. 2190.98 minutes equals 91.29 anime episodes at 24 minutes per episode. We are about 3½ hours away from hitting 100 anime episodes worth of Elite Smash and I really hope that we actually get there with the characters that remain, especially since I really like the long episodes the most.

I can’t believe the entire fan base agreed to ignore the fact that these episodes are out of order. Just shows the mentality of the community.

26:38 When they "start a new episode" their comedy literally like resets. lol

im so down to watch a single golf video from this channel. only one though, no more, no less

Being a fan of Alpharad Deluxe is the same as being a mega fan of YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG

Did you know: if you combine “Alpha” and “his worst characters” you get “A Mid Tier with an Icarus Complex”

"I'm not as good as I used to be" *proceeds to take 4 stocks in a 2v1 with only 1 stock left*

They have brought up the Hydra parts in Brawl multiple times now, which is quite curious considering that the Hydra parts aren't in Brawl

15:55 I have nothing but respect for someone who can win a 2v1 with a massive stock deficit like that. Also nothing but respect for a suicidal snake knowing not to be stingy with his stocks for the sake of a play. It was such a respectful match, I'mma watch it again.

Dash's antiperspirant joke hit so hard that it gave Jacob the power to get his worst characters into elite smash. Anyone who denies that it was the best part of the episode is lying to themselves

I wonder when they're gonna realize they don't have Bowser Jr unlocked

That daisy game was almost as good as Dash's antiperspirant joke, epic game Jacob! Real shit tho holy fuck how the hell did you win that

The most interesting parts about baseball are either when they aren't playing baseball or they do the most slapstick-ass "but not technically against the rules" kind of shit. There's a few clips that circle the internet every now and then of professional baseball games, I'm going to describe them to the best of my ability, chances are most people have probably seen them: - That one where that guy, I think he's a pitcher, has a praying mantis on his cap most of the game and he's calling out shots to the mantis. - The one where a stray cat sneaks onto the field and finds his way up to where the lights are - There's like an interview going on and a ball just careens towards the guy getting interviewed, he's not facing the people practicing, you can see it happen in the background, he whips around and catches the ball while he's talking to the reporter people. - That one where a bird flew right in the middle of a pitch and got absolutely vaporized. - This guy (I think his nickname is "the wizard" or something; Magi maybe?) pulls some kind of three stooges bullshit and makes a full run while the other team is going back and forth trying to tag him out. - There's some pic of everyone laying down on the field because there was a bee. - Some guy sitting on the sides getting caps stacked on him like he's in a TF2 server; there's just a lot of clips where they're just stacking stuff on top of each other and goofing around, real "boys will be boys" kind of stuff. - This clip of a security guard getting in a dance-off with a muppet looking-ass mascot. - This isn't a clip, more like I learned it from a clip, but the Dutch word for baseball is called "honkball", a base is a honk. This is more of a dragging of the Dutch language, but I still think it's funny.

This is a hole-in-two tier channel

1:13:55 Jo correctly predicts the day that this video goes up and Dash just shuts him down. What a good friend

honestly if they made this into an actual series it would be pretty cool

I like that when talking about fish, Altrive says “it was like THIS BIG” and he **knows** we can all see how big the fish is

that daisy clutch was almost as awesome as dash's antiperspirant joke

Hit idea: Jacob plays golf with his friends, but they play with anything besides golf clubs and the winner gets a golf club

my computer fucking crashed at 48:18, right on the zoom-in with Joe's laugh brokenly looping. I dont think the rest of the video can top that pure comedy

17:43 best 1v2 I've ever seen, 1 stock versus 4 no less

Could you guys please stop interrupting Dash? I see this a lot and I wanted to call it out. He's way smarter than both of you.

I, an anonamous viewer, will watch one(1) golf video from the Alpharad Delux KZfaq™Channel on the conditions that said video contains no fewer than two(2) antipersperant jokes from Dashal (Altrive) Lastname, no fewer than seventeen(17) complaints from Josh (Jawsh) Allen (negotiable), and at least one(1) so called "Icarus moments" from Jacob (Alpharad) Rabon IV. Those are the terms and it is our hope that the Alpharad Delux team will find them acceptable.

Thanks guys for almost brainless content that can get a giggle out of me, I'm not doin great, depression is beating my ass rn but an hour or two of y'all at least pushes back the sad a little.

Okay, I watched his peach and thought: "I know he can play her better" and god I'm so glad I was right, what was that 2v1 clutch

If alpharad deluxe posts a golfing video i will literally shit my pants

You guys make amazing content no matter what you do. I'd watch do just about anything, golf included.

If the Lucina SD’d then it would’ve been a perfect play but the snake SDing at 13 isn’t the brightest use

I love golf

I was going to watch Scott the Woz, but Mr. Deluxe provided 😂

Unironically insane comeback.

Just the raw drop of Falco fucking buildings was not something I expected to hear has breached containment. I must speak with the council.

actually a banger episode, I haven't enjoyed one of those videos like this one in so long

That last daisy game.... One of the best games I've ever seen Jacob play ever. What a GOAT!

Basically, nice clutch. And really funny jokes. 10/10 episode so far. We get 2 weeks of for easter in Ireland. Its aptly called easter break.

I’m surprised there aren’t more comments about that 2v1 clutch at 17:49 that was just gaming in its purest form

I'd fr watch y'all play golf, sounds funny.

This is a great episode of Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U

These videos are a win for after work chilling

Weirdly enough this talk about confidence and respecting your opponent and your options just seemed so genuine and true

That doubles turnaround was nuts for real

This is a certified fresh content!!!

Idk if a love for baseball can be manufactured, but having a lifelong attachment to one team and having games on even just as background noise makes me so happy.

He's been trying to get his worst Characters in all series

I would unironically watch a 6 hour video of Jacob, Jo, and Dash playing golf

Bro i got a beer ad that involved golfing just before this video started so i completely tuned them out when after i heard the word gold for like a minute thinking it was just the ad

I'd literally die to watch yall play golf.

i mean, y'all could literally do whatever and i'd watch it. so yeah go for it. golf it up

I can't wait for "I played golf so you don't have to"

I never got invited to things as a kid so the birthday joke made me kind of sad but then they started talking about macro falco and that made me feel happy

As someone who has spent a sad amount of time fighting cpus, that lucas was a cpu. Cpu lucks loves upsmash, bad up bs, and all ai do the bas double jump then airodge in The bad fs angle was strange, but I wouldn't put it past a lower level cpu

Hey Jacob, just want to say thanks for getting me to play megaman. You made him look fun to play and he is.

19:05 THIS FIGHT, my god I was on the edge of my seat near the end. Bravo, goddamn!

the daisy clutch game was actually some of the best play i’ve seen in awhile wtf

If we're getting audio from all of you or, better, getting post-commentary from you guys on your golf game I would absolutely watch you guys play golf.

That Daisy 2v1 was insane. Literally on the edge of my seat.

I knew I was in for a good video when I heard Jacob and Jo just losing it at Dash just saying “Baseball does not get enough shit” less than three minutes in

Jacob started out this episode saying mega man is his worst character in smash ultimate. By the end he learned how to play the sickest mega man I’ve ever seen.

I have never watched this episode sober

That Daisey match was the most amazing comeback I've ever seen in smash!

These are my favorite balds on the platform. Thank god they don’t have hair

That was one of the best games I’ve ever seen and def top 10 alpha fights

Okay but that daisy match with Robin on your team was sick

Another wholesome episode!

I would legitimately love an actual golf video, I am on my school's golf team and any golf content is amazing. You should do golf or bowling

49:16 holy fuck that Kazuya finish was INCREDIBLE.

I would be up for a golfing video for sure!

I can explain the "Easter off" thing It's called Spring Break in some school districts, but in general it's either the week leading up to Easter or the week after Easter

can’t wait for episode 50 :)

Wow :) what a nice 25 minute video. I can’t wait for the next video, which will probably be an hour long ordeal of Jacob Alpharad trying to get MegaMan into Elite Smash :)

jo learning what yosemite is in real time is the most beautiful thing I've heard

Alpha that 4 stock to 1 comeback is one of the best things I've ever seen

that 4 stock comeback was nuts. legitimately nuts.

That was one of the biggest carries I've seen in my life

31:38 "Hey guys we know you tried for years to get the same rights and go to the same schools, so for tomorrow, you don't have to come to school!"

Dude i cannot believe how hype i would be for an Alpha Deluxe golf vid irl. Like i want to see you guys do a total frat golf 18, drinks and all. Just get plastered by hole 10 and figure out the rest. For the love of god i need an icarus moment of Jacob going for a drive with the putter because he’s “too good with the driver” and just commit to it for the rest of the game. I need this in my life.

i remember when he made a video doing this and he actually learnt how to play ken

Dash's baseball joke was the funniest joke in this video.

"Mario Golf irl" but it's just the 3 of you golfing in overalls

Yoooo! I loved that bit when the thing happened, you know thing I'm on about. Wasn't that your favourite bit?

Million dollar idea: Alpharad does a "Mario Golf Video" but it's just the gang dressed as mario characters playing actual golf

10:12 The crazier thing is that Dash is fl*pping wrong. Mario was invented _92 years_ into the company’s existence

God I love hearing Oklahoma stories on the channel. Makes me feel at home

I'm so happy to see some sicc daisy gameplay I really like daisy and I think that was awesome :D

I liked the bit when the gamers were talking about knowing nature.

At Catholic High School we get the entirety of Holy Week (the week before Easter) off. We also get the Monday after off.

I enjoy every time Jo re-learns that quitting out makes the other person just not gain GSP

liked this video to signify that 1 singular golf video is a great idea

the best part about the Pokemon Trainer Bread fight was that he thought Jacob was going to let him take a stock back after the whirly game. Geeked

Alpharad

About the Easter thing: Here in Norway, we get the entire week of Easter off. The week that the actual Easter sunday falls on obviously.

The Squirtle game was so wholesome

Jo said ads and that's when the ad played, classic deluxe

Dude I would love the fishing Chanel

you have no idea how down I am for an alpharad deluxe golf letsplay

the game showing as smash 4 is such an alpharad move