Alpharad rolling a 5 at the start and instantly saying "that is blue" unironically says a lot

When Alpha rolled a 5 and said "that's blue..." I could really feel the defeat in his voice. Like he's so ashamed that he knows the entire board from memory.

They got their Jawsh reference in within a single second

"Our relationship is so homoerotic that people are upset" Is not a quote I expected to heard in an Not Alpharad Mario Party Superstar video, but given how chaotic Daisy board play is, I could definitely say that's a hit

"We rebranded from plus to deluxe because the fanbase was getting toxic and harassy and we don't condone that" "Unless they're musical theater kids"

Jawsh said “yo” and i can tell today is gonna be a great ep

Alpharads casual mention of “that’s blue” at the start is a remnant of the ptsd he has from speed running and memorizing this board

I feel like Jawsh is the antagonist in the Alpharad deluxe cinematic universe

Altrive’s “anti perspirant” joke was the funniest part of the episode

“Someone broke up with me because I wouldn’t put them above Tom” is a very good line.

24:59 “Musical theater kids exist to get bullied.” That’s my new favorite quote from a KZfaqr

Jacob’s board knowledge from speed running is actually scary

I really like the consistent "bit" of dash saying something not funny then just the moment of awkward silence after

Alpharad: “This girl sent me a dm saying shes 4’10 and her boobs jiggle when she runs.” Altrive: “That’s not even that impressive, mine do too.” LMAO

I love when Dash makes a joke that absolutely doesn’t stick and there’s just no reaction from Alpha or Jo lol… but not the antiperspirant joke that shit was the funniest in the episode

the only L Alpharad can take is the double carpool tunnel

I still can't get enough of Altrive's "anti perspirant" joke, it literally changed my life

I like how right when Jo said "fuck dash" at 1:02:08, I got an ad for some matrix like ad that was like "what even is real" and the follow up ad was like "get an easy online education". Levels of irony I cannot even begin to describe

Maybe the real Mario party was the friends we lost along the way.

Can't believe this is how I hear about Jacob's relationship status. Feels like a parasocial relationship moment irl

Alpharad: “big Luigi game” Dash: “I gotta keep my losing streak alive!”

I love the concept of long unedited videos. Especially with games like Mario party where I feel like in order for it to be the most entertaining you need the whole package and because of the fact that I am shiny hunting for Palkia what I need right now is just seemingly endless content

The harmony at 24:46 was an E major chord with a dimished 5th btw

Sounds like Jawsh needs to cope. And now I'm laughing at the "queerbaiting" thing. I've never thought that.

Implying that musical theatre kids have enough talent to accurately identify chords is a pretty hot take

The sentence "that is a moderate jo moment" will stick with me for a long time

The sudden shift in how many people were having fun in this game right around the hour mark is probably dash's most wholesome play yet

I REALLY hope that they add turns when they play with Josh

"Mario party 1 was made to destroy your hands" Foreshadowing

I'm so glad they all watched PBG. That dude is my childhood and probably the main reason I love Nintendo as much as I do.

"Do you remember what we did to Brandon?" Oh no. Well, oh no for Jawsh but oh yes for us.

it’s the four princesses: daisy, peach, rosalina, and luigi

Great, now he's trying to gaslight all of us

Imagine winning Mario Party. That’s a miss if I ever saw one.

Daisy casually collects 4 stars while she watches 3 human players doing her job of destroying each other in chaotic fashion.

Hearing Altrive say "I love Mario Party, and I love my friends" gave me old FWOB flashbacks.

This episode lowkey makes me want to see Opening the DMs on Deluxe

Bruh imma cry when dash leaves. Prolly one of my favorite guests with Jacob and jo

Every single episode without fail I root for Joe, to be honest these last 5 have been a real struggle to keep rooting for him

Joe is full josh mode in this episode

altrive and pbg have very similar enerygy the difference is that pbg doesnt get softlocked in bald mode

Let's just appreciate they add Dash in the banner picture of this channel.... and he is BALD

28:16 I like how Dash makes fun of generic esport teams by saying 'team Reptile' when that's the actual name of the people behind Lethal League lmao what an honor

This really does expose one cruel truth in reality: Alpharad and Jo are not gay for each other.

24:45 - I honestly don't even know what type of harmony that "YOOO!" was... but I do know it's a suspended chord of some sort. Db, Eb, Gb. (And yes, I have perfect pitch.... -prepares for incoming bully-) We do get dunked on just for knowing what tones sound like, so that's facts. lol

"Jawsh strikes me like the kind of person who doesn't have any kind of social media, except Twitter for some reason" Oh no, I'm the Jawsh of my friendgroup

The only type of people who get bullied more than people with perfect pitch are people who claim to have perfect pitch, but actually don't

It makes me happy the Alpharad crew watches PBG

can't wait for the jawsh episode, it'll be an hour of complaining about getting wet on splash mountain (which is a red flag) and it'll be great

What if you guys just played with a cpu and named him josh, but acted like it was actually josh playing

The way Jo wants to fight God, is such a raw feeling of 2021.

I appreciate actually being able to see all four player's stats for once

Hi, Alpha! I hope your carpal tunnel gets better; don't overextend yourself

Greetings Mr. Alphard and co., My name is Derek and I'm a Yoshi main in Smash. If you ever decide to do a "Mario Party with a Fan" episode, I think I would be the perfect fit for the following reasons: 1) I'm mega freaking epic, like Shadow the Hedgehog. 2) I have about 20 followers on Twitter, and according to Jo's Law (higher number means better person), I am an objectively horrible person. 3) Neither my girlfriend nor my roommate will play Mario Party with me because I sweat harder than when I go to the gym (as a Smash player and Nintendo gamer, I do not have the anti-perspirant). I hope you take me into consideration! Yours in gameing, Derek

I'm scared of how much Alpha is mentioning raccoons because he said if he had a raccoon as a pet it'd be a signal that it's over.

"I never dropped any either because I didn't catch them" is the philosophy I live by

That harmony was a C - D's nuts

The harmony at 24:45 was the interval of an E major third.

Alpha is just PREDICTING these spots at this point. Wonder if this is after the speed runs.

42:15 nah why are we talking about this more

When are they going to fully commit to it and put these videos as podcasts on Spotify? I would listen to it

Jacob knowing the entire board from memory is scary in a way I cannot put into words

i dread the day this series ends

This is amazing. Good job Jacob, you have done many funny.

Nice move putting an ad right before the video of the raccoon T-posing

The idea of bullying Josh online while not even hearing him complain is the funniest idea they should definitely do. Edit: The Mario Party thing each month should include DS but I don’t think they’ll include it :(

I want Jacob to play as Toon Link when he plays against Josh

Looking forward to the Godslayer Jo arc. His villain arc was cool, but throwing hands with the big man upstairs is definitely a hit!

I love how Jacob is just calling out where people are gonna land, but at least at the start no one remarks on it.

You know whatcwould make this video alot funnier, dash’s anti perspirant joke

My suggestion to Josh is that he spam stickers the ENTIRE match. There's only one way you're getting through this the victor.

42:17 Altrive breaks the internet

Excited for this long arc of Dash becoming sweaty

The Raid boss of Mario Party is definitely Jawsh.

They actually kinda sounded pissed at each other until jokes came out lmao

My favorite running gag is how they keep wanting to kill Daisy with hammers.

I hope alpharad loses an embarassing loss at the hands of Luigi.

that video where alpharad speedruns mario party is really showing in how many times he says where everyone else is going before they get there (its kind of scary)

Literally playing P5R while watching at Ryuji walks up and says “Yo” right at 0:14.

This is the most work I’ve ever seen in a alpharad deluxe video

I am 100% down to watch a whole year of Mario party

Imagine sweating a game of Mario Party.

I don’t got the slightest clue why, but Jacob going “Y’aLl ReADy tO DiE???” Got me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 1:03:27

The best way to break the internet is to release the Tux and Fanny playthrough!

Im Glad that one of the 24 hours of my day every day is filled with salty, deep fried in irony gameplay from 3 bald dudes

Alpha never loses, that’s textbook Alpharad lore

Thank u for posting today I'm sick so it makes me feel better 🥺🥺

Last episode was Jacob’s blow up. 46:00 feels almost like Jo blowing up. Thankfully Dash is gonna end this pattern because he’s too wholesome to get angry

Jo’s custom block play really broke the internet

This channel is a hit

I'd be so down with a mario party for every month

everyones a princess in this video luigi is such a pretty princess i wonder what that mustache can do

literally can’t go 5 minutes without mentioning jawsh smh my head

love this new episode of opening the dms

Hey jacob! Im in class right now and I just finininshed my his story final s!!,!! I will be dissmissed in 15 minutes and i will be washing this episode as soon as i get home!!! thank you for uplaoding a new video Jacob :)

I swear Alpharad Deluxe got so much better when Dash joined

Happy late birthday mr rad

“You’re not gonna be able to log on to Twitter tomorrow. It’ll be down” Man, what prophetic words

If I made a cpu tear list I would put yoshi in “way to rich for his own good and has way to much trouble getting stars dispite how rich he is”

every day i wait for alpharad deluxe, and everyday i am happy!