Jacob losing his shit is terrifying. Glad he's not real

i love how the clickbait in this one isnt the fact that a basically the worlds best ganondorf is playing, but the fact that they got softlocked, which is exactly what i expect from this channel

Alpharad Deluxe Bingo Spaces 1. "Yoooooo" (Free Space) 2. "Welcome to the Bald podcast" 3. Dash tries to make something bald 4. Jacob tells Dash to shut the fuck up 5. British People 6. Someone is gaslit 7. Gatekeeping 8. Dash being wholesome 9. Dash and Jo debate/argue about something 10. In-N-Out in mentioned 11. Jawsh is mentioned 12. One Piece is mentioned 13. The Add Turns Screen is brought up 14. Loses to a CPU 15. Leaf Transition 16. Jo continues to mash, despite it not being in his best interest 17. "That's a hit" 18. "That's a miss" 19. "Luigi :)" 20. Dash doesn't win Mario Party 21. Lady Luck favors Jacob 22. Icarus Moment 23. Softlocked 24. Somebody quits out of a Smash match 25. "Our Cause is Just"/Gets recognized

21:30 "I'd like to provide some alternative thinking" was the moment Altrive Flew too close to the sun

Dash's antiperspirant joke was so funny that it was also the funniest joke in this episode as well.

Jacob screaming at Dash full volume at 23:35 is the highlight of this channel this year

Jacob finally being a part of the bald podcast and immediately asks the most important question of a lifetime!

This series truly shows the Flanderization of Altrive

I love that Jacob had to spend 1 episode on the bald podcast and immediately snapped.

I think what holds Rickles back in smash is his overconfidence. He’s usually winning against CPU’s and then he goes for the hardest reads out of nowhere and loses. He’s like the real life Ganondorf a low tier with a Napoleon complex

schrodinger's hair: you do not know the state of one's hair until you lift off the hat

I think what holds Rickles back in smash is his overconfidence. He's usually winning against CPU's and then he goes for the hardest read out of nowhere and loses. He's like the real life Ganondorf, a low tier with a Napoleon complex.

almost choked on a burger while jacob was talking about muscular balls. thats a hit

Alpha breaking was definitely a funny moment. Also you better finish that accidental stealing story.

If you think about it, all of these characters are just pixels on a screen. Therefore, none of them can have hair...do with that what you will.

They should apply for a “most softlocks” record

the fun thing about not using Twitter is that it took multiple mentions of Jacob getting robbed at gunpoint for me to consider that it wasn't actually a bit. Glad you're safe bud

You can tell that Jacob is new to the couch, as he was talking about the game way too much

30:13 I was the Lucina player, Honestly I wasn't expecting to be matched up with y'all, I was just trying to get her up to scale with everyone else

Genuinely think Dash was hiding his competence at Smash from when the series started.

I love elite smash, Alpharad blew up at Altrive for calling everyone bald and then they talked about In-n-Out for 40 minutes. I love elite smash.

Can't believe rickles lost to CPU twice in a row! That was a icarus moment

I really thought altrive wasn’t there until he laughed lmao

Leaf transition and bald rickles?! That’s a hit

How does Jo always find a way to get softlocked

Best episode so far. I watched it at 70,000x speed.

23:37 literally made me jump, i was not expecting that from Jacob Deluxe

how do they manage to softlock every game they play

What I think is so funny about Jacob snapping is at 23:43 when he devolves into NPC mode and cuts off his own sentence just to start laughing. The whole moment is great but I think that enhances it

this is before the hotdog on a stick conversation chronologically

I was really excited to watch this episode, but I know nothing will ever top Dash's antiperspirant joke :(

I hate to enable him, but Dash is technically correct about the Inklings and their lack of hair. Those are tentacles, not hair. When they shift into a squid those become squid tentacles; squids have 10 tentacles, 2 of them are for grabbing, the rest are for movement. They're technically limbs, specifically legs; while I can't confirm it's not made of keratin like hair is, it is still flesh and muscle. Inklings therefore have a mass of legs on their head. If being bald means that they don't have actual hair or fur, then Inklings are bald.

23:45 After all these years, I never expected Jacob to lose it

can't wait till they soft lock a calculator

This video is a perfect summary of the channel in less than an hour If you want to introduce Alpharad Deluxe to someone (starting from the Altrive/Dash arc), this is the perfect way to do it

You can tell Alpharad isn’t playing anymore because Rickles isn’t immediately going for every Assist Trophy that appears on stage

So Jacob needs to play or the Bald Podcast drives him mad, this video is proof

Rickles is one of my favourite guests you guys have ever had ngl

Jo saying leaves transition and then a leaves transition happening is funny. Jo saying leaves transition and forgetting to edit the leaves transition in is comedy gold.

23:38 free timestamp if you want to see Jacob roar

Those leaves were the most editing Jacob has been done for deluxe in forever

Really enjoyed special guest Jacob “Alpharad” on the couch for #Episod37

Massive hit of an episode.

Everytime I hear "YOOOO" at the beginning, I know that I'm home.

I loved it when Jacob lost it and then burst out laughing.

I fully expected them to leave us with a nothing screen in silence for half an hour until they got rickles, the edit let me down

Altrive losing his collective shit over Alpharad's stone question brings me joy.

I have never heard jacob snap so hard at 23:37

once any person puts a hat on, they exist in a state of superposition where they both have hair and don’t at the same time. Once the hat is removed, the superposition collapses in on itself and the person is thus either bald or not bald. Such is *Schrödinger's Bald*

23:38 was a massive hit

The “SHUT THE FUCK UP” is iconic

I like the DK's reaction to double Ganondorf. "Looks like we don't have a choice"

Getting Rickles to get Ganondorf into Elite Smash? That's a Hit!

There was anger behind that "shut the fuck up"

28:40 This is exactly the speech people use to defend McDonalds, just with another name swapped in.

Rickles being the perfect straight man for the gang.

I actually got that softlock last week, left after killing 87 Marths. I have the screenshot saved on my switch.

When they said west coast peeps are better, I felt that. I live in California, and it's super hard to get elite smash.

Hearing Jacob snap at Dash was way more cathartic than I was expecting it to be.

yoooo i got softlocked too! i am currently softlocked in prison tho, not smash bros

I'm glad Corndog lore was expanded upon this episode

Bri'ish person here, I weigh myself in kilograms but my scale defaults to stones

Dash suddenly manifesting at 1:30 almost jupscared me. But what do I expect, there could be no Bald Podcast without him

The final video on this channel is going to be their training room combo comp, isn’t it

i loved the part at 29:37

Another episode where Mr. Alpharad and Mr. Deluxe and Mr. Dash get softlocked!!! These videos are so funney!

It's sad that Jo is in denial about being bald. Get better soon Jo :)

when altrive sees someone in a wheelchair. 7:35

9:31 with Mother 3 as my favorite game I am happy that it gets so much love in this channel Even if tomorrow they wake up and decide they don't like it anymore which I am ready for that possibility

I love that Rasen and Rickles didn't get to team up until "Bein Friends" started playing in Onett

But imagine if Ganondorf was bald. Could be a hit. Btw best bald celebrity is Jo hands down.

I could absolutely see alpharad having a villain breakdown moment

Altrive is thinking with quantum mechanics. Schrodinger’s Cat theory and Copenhagen thinking applied to baldness. Genius.

I just wanted to say, Rickles closed out his Elite Smash game in _82 seconds_ without any stocks lost with the entire enemy team down to 1 stock at the 38-second mark.

I was laughting my ass off when the lofi music started playing out of no where

Listening to this video at 36:10 Happy Birthday, Jacob!!!! Love you guys, and your content. ^-^

I watched this yesterday high as hell and absolutely lost my mind because I swear they’ve had 80% of these conversations before and I couldn’t tell if I was just remembering past episodes or was a clairvoyant.

33:55 I've never seen someone take "throwing a game" so literally...

I know I'm a year late but hearing Jo bring up "Quick Trip" made me wish he meant Kwik Trip cause as a Minnesotan that's my greatest pride. It's the best place and everyone should experience it.

I once again was fooled into thinking dash just wasn't in this episode

Good job r! Can't beat those happy little CPUs lol, flew too close to the sun man

I didn’t even realize Dash was here until 2 minutes in 😭

This has been the greatest episode so far.

23:32 Jacob snaps

I cant believe that we got the prequel to Hotdog on a stick

I love how good Jo is at playing stupid. He does it so well! :D

Holy shit. Can we talk about how this Rasen person must've been having the absolute time of their life, here? Getting matched with Rickles/LIL-NESS-X three matches in a row? I can't imagine that didn't make their day, week, and month all at once.

The total watch time of the Elite Smash series as of this episode (December 18th, 2021) is now 27:17:51, or 1637.85 minutes. 1637.85 minutes equals 68.24 anime episodes at 24 minutes per episode. I watched a short, obscure 90s OVA anime that's not as good as Elite Smash, and I gotta say that Yagami's Family Affairs is a really dumb and I recommend never watching it.

Bald Podcast. Rickles. Leaf transition. Hit. Also I already made your CPU combo video @Mr. Jacob Alpharad I was waiting to upload it till you had finished the series but I’ll upload it now

The thing is that we don't expect the bizzardness of our journey to make it to elite smash. It's fking beautiful!!

damn we on episod 37 already this series been goin on for a while

I love how mad Jacob gets at Dash, it’s hilarious

I've been softlocked in Quickplay before, it was all 4 players, and we waited there for like 5 or 7 minutes until everyone left

why does it take half the episode to know altrive is in the room

26:18 The meeting of the century… MANIC has lost his Discord tag, adopting the monicker of just being MANIC. LIL-NESS-X vs. MANIC will destroy civilization as we know it.

The definition of bald is lacking hair therefore Inkling is legitimately bald Thank you for coming to my Bald Talk

Happy bday, Alpha! :)

Jacob: “My birthday’s on December 19th” Me, watching on December 19th at 11:48pm: “Wait a minute… *checks date* OH SHI-“

the way alpha says "jo look at me" so tenderly 🥺🥺

"I don't know if balls could be muscular, but I'd like to find out." Brand new sentence I was NOT prepared to hear.