the synchronized "touch grass" and "go shower" from Jo and Alpha the INSTANT they lose against the red random is magical, they really share the same goopy gamer braincell

I loved watching Jo and Jacob say "we're gonna bully this guy" and then he just solos them lmao

Jo isnt using a mic, he is just yelling so loud that you can hear him.

Okay but like, the dynamic between Jo, Jacob, Red and Green was insane. Can't wait to see more the next time they play stick fight

Jacob and Jo giggling like 4th graders is peak content.

you better have sent green a friend request after this recording, he carried this video HARD

jo and alpha becoming friends with green over one piece was so wholesome

Green is one of the all-time greatest randoms in this channel's history

The whole conversation Jacob has with red while having a gun directly at his forehead is smth else

The typing strat is so toxic yet so funny

I didn't know Jacob and Jaiden live together. That's neat. Friendship goals right there.

i like the part where jo was eaten by snakes for several minutes but couldn’t die, like some kind of greek myth where the gods punish someone for their hubris

sidewalk panca is the type of guy you never want to say goodbye to and i love it

Jacob and Jaiden living together actually makes a lot of sense. I thought she just came over to his place a shit ton for some reason since she pops up in a lot of streams

I love that they started out being so toxic and then just made friends with green.

The only thing better than watching Jacob and Jo bully kids is watching them fail to bully kids

We need to have green more on this channel! He blends so well with the crew!

Seeing them deciding to be toxic and team up on a random player and then get their butts handed to them was great.

1:58 I haven't seen shenanigans this devious since the famed "quit if red killed you" Among Us strat.

Seeing Jo being Toxic makes me immensely happy but seeing not only Jacob but green also being toxic just made my day.

Red guy immediately won me over with the "I take it blue doesn't like me" line LMAO

hearing them talking about the superbowl on the day of the superbowl is very reassuring

I hope Jaiden feels better soon! Unless she already does and this is an old recording

44:04 Not only did red win, but he did the sonic pose too.

7:38 I love when Jo gets shocked and makes noises like this

My favorite part was when Jacob said "yooo". 10/10. Fantastic line. Gosh, if only Dash was there to hear such inspiring words.

I just rewatched the one Mario Party 7 video where everyone was holding each others’ controllers and it literally just ended when this video dropped Also damn, hope you and Jaiden recover from Covid quickly

I'm happy that they played stick fight, one of my favorite games to play with friends

i love how 1v1v2 turned into 3v1 against red, this episode was great

Did not know Alpharad and Jaiden were living together that’s cool!

You know who you *can* trust? The king piece from Chess!

my screen randomly went black and i was convinced it was just apart the alpharad gold lifestyle

Omg, this was one of the funniest alpharad gold videos I've seen in a FAT second.

This is the most surprisingly wholesome video I've seen on this channel.

Barely a minute in and the part at 1:17 is amazing. The way Jacob just snaps to life when he realizes Jo didn't get the gun and how he throws himself off the ledge in a desperate attempt to get it looks like something out of a loony toons skit

The patience of this man, holy shit

I would love to watch you guys play Shotgun King, the Final Checkmate, it's a chess roguelike but you have a gun.

i love jo with all chat lmao

Ngl reds a really good sport. And seemed to be having fun. Like clearly they didn't mind the riffing.

Jo's scream at 15:22 has to be the most distressed I've heard him

That green asking red if hes a discord mod was PEAK content!

So we found out that Jacob and Jo clowning on random people in online games is the peak of this channel, both FPSChess and this are gold

Completely honest, not just being nice: This is going to be a really fun watch.

Trusting is the greatest mistake you could ever make, just ask Manfredy and Johnson who trusted those danes...

"as you know I live with Jaiden" I did NOT know that, that explains why she's so unlucky though. She's been living with the natural luck magnet Jacob Alpharad, all the luck she would get goes to him

This game is such stupid fun. I sometimes just play it for hours with my friends, we're laughing maniacally the whole time

i love how toxicly they are in sync

Green is almost as funny as Marvin the mouse’s Ethernet cable joke

Green is an honorary Alpharad Gold member

I hope red and green are recurring side characters in the Gold saga

Im so happy that Green could join Alpharad Gold and his wacky escapades. Here's to all the funny "touch grass" jokes he will make!

This was pretty funny, but I hope that red didn’t feel too upset after this one.

I like when both Jacob and Jo play at the same time, though I'll still watch regardless. I believe in Alpharad gold

There is a game like this called “Rounds” it works in a similar fashion, except you start out choosing perks at the beginning and when one gets two wins, the loser picks a perk. I think that’s be perfect for you guys. But it’s only 2 player, so it would be strictly you or jo (unless you had a guest play for you)

Okay, but red kinda a real one for just going with it ngl

Golden era’s theme of the day: post-quarantine quarantine cyber-bullying

They're shooting eachother lmao, like how Mary Jane shoots the venomized citizens of spiderman web of shadows. I think you guys should play that game :)

Joe’s scream around 15:20 KILLS me

You guys should play rounds! its just like this but roguelike, and spiderheck which is like this but spiders

Always forget how sick stick fight is, it's like a physics-based version of Duck Game Speaking of which, if they're still looking for suggestions...

I feel bad for the random guy getting bullied

shocking that the guy that joins random lobbies in a small party game is actually a sweatlord at that game

This video really feels like Colin; (red) and dash; (green) are playing with them

Best video of the year so far

This is one of the best videos this channel’s ever made

you are not alone with the green guy around 6:47 I run into those types all the time when playing public matches.

This is BY FAR their best one yet

Remeber kids, don't take sgit from cyber bullys. Take red for example. The hero we didn't want, but needed

I strait cried while inhaling weed in to my brain after the birds lost 🦅 and this video made me feel better thank you Jo (Mr. Alpha D rad you know what you did)

Red won me over with his video game choices, not gonna lie.

Got it! Or maybe I don’t. Can’t trust myself after all🤷‍♀️

would love to see you play more landfall games: Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, Rounds, and Clustertruck

I thought all the Gold fans here knew Jacob and Jaiden live together. They did not make it very secret after all. I thought it was just a fact we all acknowledged, but not make comment on it. But fans are crazy after all.

Game Suggestion: Rounds. It's very similar to this game, but easier to control and it has rogue-like elements. Essentially, losing a round gives you an upgrade as a sort of comeback mechanic.

Alpharad should experience the obscure and rare underground rpg masterpiece Kingdoms or Amalur Reckoning

Thus is the most alphared gold episode alphared gold has ever Made

do rounds sometime, it is a spiritual successor to this game

Green is my new favorite Alpharad co-host

The thumbnail is so good that it's not even original!

Def fav video of the gold Era so far

i love how wholesome these gamers are

I never realized Jacob and Jaiden lived together. I just assumed they were the kind of friends who just like to drop by unannounced all the time.

Now that Alpharad Gold™ has played Stick Fight, it would be nice to see them play TABS and even other Landfall games.

red guy takes it like a man absolute chad

landfall's totally accurate battlegrounds would be good for remote recording !

I would love to see alpharad gold play luigis mansion, pikmin, shantae, fnaf, and Danganronpa

I just had a dream where Alpha set me up to be the drummer for a big event. I do not have drumming experience. I can't tell if I felt more like green guy or red guy.

The open as toxic as possible and the person actually shows up

I find it so funny that jo and jacob spent so much of the episode talking shit to someone who likely had the chat turned off

i like how you can tell how long ago this was recorded purely by which one piece chapter is the most recent

If you guys enjoyed stick fight, you might like Rounds, its a two player game where every round you lose you gain a new upgrade

i want to see Jo try to figure out how to play Rain World

Can’t wait for the doom eternal on switch video. Also green is best stick color

The only channel that makes me want to throw up cause of laughter

I watched this last night, but I have to say, this is one of my favorite videos of the year so far

People already made the joke in the thumbnail before, along with similar edits. something something icarus complex

Green is goated, also defs cyberbullying towards red but like also terribly funny.

Green was altrive and red was jawsh

Best gold episode yet. I really hope red and green see this. Green so we can see the legend. I want red to see this so he can see his own shame.

its great to see yellow be put in his place