Love that Jazz music.

Anybody want to tell me what's with Ancient Aliens trending?🤔🤔🧐🧐

Hey Cody, I dare you to do The nations of the world song, but it's all the nations that killed the Byzantines

But Cody, do you got Tiny Goblins?

Who taught the aliens.

Agreed

Early

I watch all episodes

Bald men*

Time travel

Way to spoil season 1000 for me 😒

Plot Twist: The people on this show are aliens

Ancient astronaut theorists say yes!

“And the answer is a potential yes”

The world was made by aliens, the greatest hits were done by aliens and so was this show

Plot twist: it was made by the actual aliens to breed the ground for alien supremacist on Earth waiting for the day the aliens would reveal themselves.

​@@vladprus4019:o

Many religions are pretty similar and some even more illogical

Its pretty akin to the idea that all evil is human born and god just tries to save us from ourselves by vaguely teaching us parental like lessons with the use of capital punishment and reward tactics.

They literally suggest that ancient humans couldn't possibly have figured out how to make...buildings.

I can communicate verbally with my dog pretty effectively. It's a bit less effective for him to communicate to me verbally, but it rarely takes more than 3 tries.

Its no more stupid than the shit they teach you in sunday school

@@nicholasgeere5125 r/atheism

@@rag4824 i guess i had that one comming but my point still stands

@@nicholasgeere5125 *tips fedora*

@@patrickdavies9790 There is no god.

Dihidrogen monoxide works great !

Celestial Seasons Tension Tamer

I'm sure the aliens must have a device that could wipe this his memory?

@@monad_tcp no i dont eat or drink any chemicals 🤬🙄😳🥵

If I did that, I don't think I'd be able to have coherent thoughts anymore, let alone write a script on what I saw!

So true !

idk i really liked those dancing aliens he kept using X3

@@chumon1992 :3 uwu?

For the Greater Good, right? Tau'Va

@Night Falcon Yes inquisitor this guy here

@@alishermukhametkali9230 funny that to the Imperium there were Aliens in their Ancient past..... Though its in 20,000 AD which is very very Old for 40,000 AD

Tau’va!!!

Your pfp says it all

The weirdest part to me is that this theory is so complicated and crazy that I seriously can’t figure out what’s E.T. and Yoda’s end game here. What do they gain from helping Nazi’s but still letting them lose the war? The only way this theory makes sense is if you go with the idea that our world/universe is a civ game with more mods than a broken Bethesda game.

@@Nostripe361 It just works Btw any into about Todd being alien?

@@liborkozak8938 Proof he is actually a Godd Howard

I can get behind Christianity, but this is insane. It's just Christianity with extra steps. Like, Christianity but for atheists.

Now that I think about it, how do we know all human aren't actually aliens ourselves and we just forgot about it?

Hahaha!

BLESS OUR ALIEN OVERLORDS FOR HAMILTON!!!

Truly the worst aliens.

"And the most powerful of them all, Squirrel Girl" Her or Deadpool, pick your poison

Did the serum that created America’s Captain come from an advanced extraterrestrial race?

It came down tonthe grat battle of "Tha nose".

@@SparkingEX the most powerful of them all, scarlet witch

@@kingmac6638 Squirrel girl will beat Scarlet Witch.

Also the implied racism that all civilizations that weren’t European all their works and inventions weren’t created by them, but by a “superior being”.

@@theawkwardskeleton6608 ??? Even Europeans were very much handheld from what Cody seems to explain here. Anything of classical greece and Rome seemed to come or be "under guidance" of aliens.

@@RomanBelisarius they mention it, but the focus is INCREDIBLY skewed. There’s a huge focus on non Europeans having no way of doing anything without aliens.

@@theawkwardskeleton6608 not really. Romans, Greeks, nazis, america, Stonehenge, nasa, all aliens. Not everything is racist homie.

I’m referring to the origins of the these conspiracies; the majority of them were used in the very beginning to discredit many of the people’s creations here in the Americas, the best example being who was first credited to building the Mounds of the Mississippi River.

Your mom is cool

The only correct way to view the show

My grandma loves the show for the same reason. I love watching it with her

funni

Ayo let this man cook

Ancienter alients

Future humans taught the aliens.

And also a series about the triple aliens

Time traveling future humans. They go back and tech the aliens, but they intentionally teach them stupid shit just to flex on them

Indeed

Nah, it's hard to watch even for me, therefore he's a god

I dunno about that, Tyler is DEFINITELY an alien, though.

...bold of you to think that he was ever sane.

Lol

I know this comment was a joke, but this is what really bugs me about a lot of conspiracy theories. "The only people who know the truth are me and those who watch this web series/follow this website that knows exactly what's going on! The people who caused [Insert Conspiracy Theory] just want you to think it actually happened because you're dumb!" If they had the power to cause said thing to happen, wouldn't they also have the power to just take down whatever it is that you found out this information from and thus keep people from finding out the truth? Like, I see so many people showing random-ass websites as "proof" of outlandish claims for things done by world governments or the Illuminati or some shit, and yet they don't stop and think that these governments/groups definitely would have the power to just remove those sites or bury that information or even just have these dudes taken out so random people can't find out "the truth" about what they're doing.

The best way to make someone not believe something is to make it a joke. Only people with open minds give any of this a second thought no need to shut them up.

Aztecs building pyramids: Go help the Jews, Sr Aliens. We got this.

@@QTheRabbit The reversed logic also works, "how and why would a government be expected to fake a moon program if it can't even stop some sorry sod from telling everyone that it's faked". Logistics truly is the red revenger of rational thinking.

@@QTheRabbit you saw too much X-Files (I'm doing it just now 😂😂😂😂) when this could be as simple as explaining it as some form of "Cassandra of Troy" (daughter of Priam who could see the future, but was cursed so nobody believed her).

Sometimes I watch the show.....only because everything else is even dumber. You know, the evangelical TV programs begging for your money. Pat Robertson always looks like he's been constipated for two weeks and is attempting a bowel movement on camera.

I love the show it’s actually fascinating and to be fair there not claiming anything officially there just asking questions and proposing answers to those questions

@@slyskitzo They just talk about how all of our acomplishments were made by aliens... as a pro-human activist, I can't stand such treachery. *We are gonna make a planetary shield, and the Aliens are going to pay for it*

Ancient astronaut theorists say yes: he's an extraterrestrial coming from outta space with superhuman capabilities to watch all episodes of total gibberish.

@@liberalrationalist8905 Pretty much why I don't watch cable tv here. News and talkshows are radical left, lying most of the time with political motivations and playing Neo-communist victimhood Paralympics yet claim to be 'objective' XD, entertainment shows seem to be a total rip off from Idols for almost 25 years now, like who the fuck is still watching that stuff? Or cooking with I don't give a shit. Movies are unwatchable due to the sheer amount of ads and commercial breaks, and even the commercials themselves.... if I gotta hear one more politically motivated 'durability/sustainability/climate change' bullshit I'm gonna fucking puke!

That would be just mainstream conspiracy nuts the show. But if they made that people would find a reason to think and proclaim people like David Icke and 'less mainstream' again and somehow silenced by the reptilians and the funny hair alien guy who's clearly doing magic with his hands in the meme. But with enough controversies the show would probably be a success.

Shitting in plastic bags is the smartest thing ever actually

Its particularly funny because those people certainly aren't helping humanity

Did all of you miss governments around the world saying they exists… like for f sake… The American government literally held a press conference saying yes we have ufos and Alien biologics!

What Really?😂😂

This fucking show is on crack lmfaoo

Gotta love these theories that demonstrate how absolutely no effort went into researching history for their creation, because all Jobs ever really did was have engineers improve on existing ideas. It's not like he was actually engineering anything himself, not even the original Apple computers. That was his friend, not him.

Aryan propaganda, posing as education, on primetime TV

Same but it was with Einstein

And still ends up demonitized

@@wizard680 is it a coincidence demonetized is written the same way as demon??? I dont think so

@@oldmanlogan9616 ALIENS!

this much hours of watching the series althistoryhub did is what proves that, in the end, the ancient aliens still claim human sacrifice until today... and they don't need pyramids to take people's blood away from them

meow meow

Only question remaining: who copied who?

@@0g0mogosepikworld31 the first assassins creed game was released in 2007, and the first episode of ancient aliens was aired in 2009. Do with that what you will.

@@zetanone7211 don't forget these ideas have been around way longer than AC & AA. Lol so those "scientists" had these encounters when they were much younger

@@zetanone7211 Yea but only in AC 2 we got to the ones that came before

Was Ubisoft actually contacted by higher dimensional extraterrestrials that commanded them to write down their teachings, in the form of a video game, to spread their message? No.

Aliens: WTF

@@edmundthespiffing2920 Can't say they wouldn't think that. Alien: The hell is these guys doing???

@@edmundthespiffing2920 this is the funniest reply. This comment almost seems like it was made for your reply. Actually laughed out loud

@@j.epstein7723 good to know, jeff

@@nineix9438 Glad to help.

The Average Evidence Enjoyer Vs the Average "Hey that painting of the sun kinda looks like a UFO" Connoisseur

Vs the thad "we helped aliens build earth"

@@whw148 hell yeah!

the extra chad the ancient civilizations are still around and are so advanced we think theyre aliens

the mega chad "hey maybe other peoples were also smart and were smarter before europe; making this whole idea that only aliens couldve done it very racist" legit tho ancient alien ideas were invented to disprove arguments that ancient peoples who werent white were intelligent lol

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Hmmm...... Sounds like a really great show in our reality on CuriosityStream called ‘Ancient Engineering’ that you should check out 😉.

In an even more slightly different universe ancient humanity actually did accomplish all they were said to have, but the ancient aliens theory is commonly believed to be what happened.

oh. god. daaamn

Ok.... That would be hilarious

Silly conspiracy nut, stop trying to add humans into the history of development given to us by our alien overlords. ALL HAIL LORD XENU, GIVER OF THEATANS!!!

My father in law. He genuinely believes this show and every other one like it. We have arguments and when I pull up stuff that disagrees, he says it’s a government coverup.

I had a colleague who believed everything off this dumbass show

also my grandpa and his wife so we got 3 at least

My dad loves the absurdity of some of the theories. Same reason he watches those ghost shows.

My father. He doesn't even believe anything they say so I don't understand why the fuck he subjects himself to that shitshow.

the government: stay right fucken there

“Ancient astronaut theorists say yes”

" Yes it is "

@Communist Detective Naruto Uzumaki 2186 actually. This message brought to you by The Future™

@Communist Detective Naruto Uzumaki NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!?!??????!!??!?!!111

modern humans and "ancient" humans are pretty much biologically identical.

@@jjt171 we've been anatomically modern for 1 million years

I mean on average they definitely were. Diseases and malnutrition were probably knocking a ton off of the average IQ. Look up the Flynn effect. IQs have increased substantially in just the last 100 years.

@@thermusaquaticusPCR that's true, but that doesn't mean they were stupid, and they were definitely very intelligent with what they had

“They we’re so dumb with how they invented the original technology that over centuries of improvement lead to what we have today.” Yeah I agree, I never really got that idea either.

Kuz Jesus christ was a dinosaur riding zombie killing reptilian alien platapus

It took many takes and much alcohol.

Still he just made a common big boat instead of a spaceship, not very alien.

That's about the least of the weirdness on that show 😅

@@sergiowinter5383 but what if alien spaceships look like big boats?

Depends on which version tho haha

My alien they were connected all along

Um the assassin's creed game is based off a real religion

@@dustinhernandez-eaton42 You're not a very good troll

@@dustinhernandez-eaton42 assassins creed is a combination of mystery religions and gnosticism, and you know what. I think it could be real too atleast 70 percent truth

That's what i thought when i saw JUST HOW MANY people they had ti interview on ancient aliens. Shocking

@Robin The God - Fake ASMR Is Being Stupid At nighttime it's colder than outside.

@Robin The God - Fake ASMR Is Being Stupid You just proofed the neccessary context. Ty for that.

Started as a joke, but no one caught on early and they were making money... so they just keep going.

Don't we all wish this was so.

Oh my,well it ''could happen "

Giorgios fukked up hair is waiting for that.

The q non people will be pushing that by next week!

I do agree that ancient aliens is a religion . I also agree that some of their theorys are a bit far fetched . However, I also believe that they get it right in some instances . I think that no matter what Jesus would have been an alien as he is a spiritual being and not of this world. Anything not of this world would be alien. Artificial insemination would be one way of describing immaculate conception . The powers needed to separate the red Sea could have been superior technology and anything that was done that early man didn't understand, including aliens with super powers , or space ships , or whatever , would seem miraculous and certainly they would have been considered God's. I also think that there is evidence in support of those claims. For example, if it wasn't a space ship that was painted in some of our old masterpieces than what was it? And there's the old sculptures that show astronauts in space suits. Why would they even exist unless they were made by people who saw them. I think that their theorys are just as good as any other theory and they make sense to me. They made me more of a believer than a non believer . I don't think that evolution got it right.

My theory on masks is that there were pandemics even back then and the face coverings were for the spreading of disease and not for religious reasons. Crazy ? Maybe, but the Bible does speak of diseases that wiped out civilizations. Just a thought

Better than pretending its a religion.... "eh hmmmm" Scientology.

@@rjjacob101 But that wasn't a waste, scientology is a very profitable cult

@@enotsnavdier6867 LMAO for David it is.

You know writting a sci fi story as if it were a documentary could work. As long as you don’t pretend it’s actually real.

Scientology was made by a sci fi writer who turned his weird sci fi concept into a religion

CORRECT

@@alphabet_god1175 I knew god is Shrek

agree

Some of the best April Fools' Day videos treat the day like it's April Whatever.

Definitely better.

I mean new age or mindfulness is annoying. But the whole idea is kinda just agnostic for hippies. Ancient aliens is just a cult.

An idiot dismisses aliens having come to earth in our past, an even bigger idiot believes we have proof they did. On a side note: 'being spiritual not religious' can mean a lot of things, one example that makes scientific sense is ancestral memories encoded into our DNA, epigenetics supports this. If you're capable go read about how someone's experiences can shape what kind of children they will have.

@@Robb1977 yeah kinda

@@g.dalfleblanc63 1) if theres no proof of aliens how do we know they were there 2) even with no evidence whats the probability of aliens visiting earth(i.e the universe too big for us to travel to earth and have we seen ufos in space) 3)spiritual but not religious means i get to take the good parts of religions and other beliefs and mush them together(i.e god is real, buddha statues, believing that you can change reality with your mind)

@@conlangknow8787 You can be not religious but spiritual It's called Buddhism. Or Taoism. Or Confucianism. Or basically any eastern philosophy. Spirituality is basically religion without a god. It's very similar to a philosophy but often contains more spiritual focused elements such as a focus on meditation or yoga. Your comment confuses me, are you implying you have to be religious to be spiritual?

I would watch that movie.

That whole statement about Arthur makes him boring.😒

Imagine if he had burnt his hands That'd be a different story lmao

Yep

Ok so, why were men, bigger and stronger than Authur, wasn't able to pull the sword from the stone? It doesn't have to be true but it's a decent explanation.. this place was way more advanced than the given authority, leads us to believe.

I know that "men and black II was a joyless cash grab" Sounds like something else

Well, the MIB theory explanation does explain why the government tries to hide it. So we don't have a mass panic. Makes sense. really.

@@RandomYT05_01 Honestly I think it'd be more likely than some whistleblower with association to an entity that has the intent to profit would expose the truth just enough to keep people panicking. Take for example what went down with Jeff Epstein, there had been many folktalkes/conspiracy theories about this "globalist p*do satanist spy elite and etc. etc." for many many years, and having watched for long that kind of content online (guilty pleasure of mine, please don't judge lol, I'm a 2000s history channel kid, so it's only natural I'd gravitate towards 2010s InfoWars youtube lol) I notice that this very panicked and paranoid followers of this kind of belief held onto that version of reality even more with the "little glimpse at the true state of the (new) world (order)" that was Epstein. Similar to people who believe in UFOs, who only need one extraordinary story to feel like every single other is proved. If one alien, let's call him Epstein Alien, came out public, and got suddenly silenced by the "deep state, the clintons xD, the Mossad, Israel, China, idfkwho" there you'll go, you'd have a sheep completely immovable from that conspiracy theory religion just waiting for a shephard to come and save them from the people denying and hiding the "real truth". And thus Alex Jones becomes POTUS, with Giorgio Tsoukalos as Vice Pres. Just as Pizzagate helped Donny. Ok i got carried away. But if "the government was trying to hide it" than I think it'd be more likely for there to be an Epstein story, there is always something that escapes in this day and age. Sorry for the ramble.

Lets see. A franchise with only enough ideas for a flick (or one season) that had to recycle ideas for the sequels. Yeah that checks out.

Same but at 14

Same thing happen to me to. I remember watching the show at my aunts place and how the aliens watched Columbus sail the ocean blue.

Dude theres one episode where a pyramid has an impossibly perfectly fit grave inside that apparently had no way for humans to put it in and like.... I got a physics degree, yet I still think about it to this day.

@@hobihope2981 It’s things like that they have people stomped, but tbh we have to remember it wasn’t regular people building these structures. It was highly trained engineers of that time period. Ofc the average Egyptian wouldn’t know how to design that, that’s like saying the average American knows the logistics of space travel.

Same but in High School. I gobbled up a lot of that stuff in my Middle-High school days.

At this point its like a catchphrase

Confirmation bias er, confirmed?

YES!

They did change it over time

"People who fundamentally agree, agree."

Insane as in it requires skill and dedication? Or insane as in literally insane?

@@tanybrachid Yes.

Shakespeare writings ultra pro+

@@sheeshabedin1379 I mean shakesspear was an Alien or atleast an Alien told hin what to write

Did the aliens tell you to write this comment? Are you in the know???

I think he’s due to make a follow-up with the more recent episodes. Not because I believe in them but because this video is hilarious and I want more

Psychic Yuri took him over.

A truly staggering sacrifice

I wonder if Nostalgia Critic still uses that line. #IUnderstoodThatReference

@@TechGroupF430i He does.

let's see "Adam ruins ancient astronauts"

disappointment 100

Lmao, so fucking sad, considering that history isn't the main thing people pick for study

More like bullet dodged. Like getting turned down by a hot lady at a party only to later find out she got arrested for training raccoons to steal her neighbors' teeth so she could make anti-vaccine amulets out of them. The history channel is a joke.

@@SwedishSinologyNerd That is such a specific example, I think that might have actually happened to you.

Dude watch the science channel it’s way better and it has more actual history than the history channel

maybe the aliens are the friends we made along our journey

They got amnesia. And it turns out. They were the aliens the whole time

*chestbursters emerge*

He did a backflip, snapped the aliens neck and saved the day!

I've seen some fanart like that🤢

@@busimagen believe it or not, Giorgio Tsoukalos with hair as if he stuck his fingers in the electrical socket actually has a stunning and beautiful wife.

If anyone can explain how rock structures were cut using some sort of 4D technology in the Andes then ill stop believing, my job is to cut shit with really expensive machinery, nothing in the world can cut 4D notches on one single 10ton rock slab. Right now it’s impossible to humans.

@@youngnutsack17 4d...as in time traveling rock saws?

The horror. The horror. -Marlan Brando (clearly an alien)

Did you know the Kaiser was mad

@@jacksonwidaman8261 Mad? what are you- HidbanaviaNaimNaimNaimNaimNaimJaJaNaimJavolkstergangbangheilkaisertututbaraojokerHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa- talking about?

Cody made a Sacrifice for All of Mankind!

Try to watch all episodes of Supergirl.

cant top this

ahahahaah

Great analogy!

Aliens taking credit for the Pyramids of Giza = The Montreal Screwjob

Wrestling is real, god dammit! =*(

GOTCHA!

Could make one out of anything, to be fair. You can believe _anything_ on faith

nice History of the earth i guess reference

@Berserking Bishop that means facts and science is a religion?

Yes do

They are more like wannabe L Ron Hubbards

Alternate-Alternate-Alternate History: Aliens discovered humans in 2009 and thought we had cooler history and mythologies than them so they created this show to try to insert themselves into our history.

@@QTheRabbit Big Brain

This is really good. I like that.

@@QTheRabbit they became themselves into Stephanie Meyer or that woman who wrote Fifthy Shades of Grey...

Only because it rips off cosmic horror stories. Like, read _The Whisperer in Darkness_ and _At the Mountains of Madness_ and then count how many tropes Ancient Aliens touches. They’re crap.

It should just be a black screen with white text saying: "lol, prank'd"

The real Ancient Aliens are the friends we met along the way.

@Robin The God - Fake ASMR Is Being Stupid At nighttime it's colder than outside.

Nah the final episode Is revealing that the whole show was the best troll in history.

That would be fun but has no one heard of Occam's razor? If you hear hooves think horses not zebras It's easier to assume that humans just be humans rather than aliens doing everything

Aliens obviously

Science defines the limitations for being the same species their inability to breed, so if they could breed their not aliens their the same species lol. This makes about as much sense as flat earthers or nasa faked the moon landing

Whos to say the planks of wood weren't just the excuse the aliens gave us after they bred and brainwashed us

Obviously the aliens, skulls are too thick we all know the wood would just break. My skull is anyway.

@@levitschetter5288 Actually, that's not entirely true. Biology is actually really hard to define, clear-cut and species are in some ways an arbitrary classification. Reproduction is a big indicator, but it's not a certainty or a perfect method to define a species. It's this variation and arbitrary-ness that causes taxons to be constantly shifted around as more information is obtained.

A _Herculean_ task... you mean the half *alien* Heracles of Hellenistic stories? COulD that Mean that COdy of ALternate HIStory is ACTUALLY half AlIen?/??//?

@@johnfraire6931 I don't say this often, but you might be having too much fun...

That’s a smart teacher. 11 year old me definitely bought into Ancient Aliens

Including your teachers.

Wikipedia.

Aliens!

That’s a way better teaching method than just saying, don’t trust Wikipedia. Props to your teacher

Why?

*Laser Blast*

ALIENS BRO!!

I wanna hear about the history of the aliens that taught the aliens that taught us...and then the history of their alien uplifters and so on.

adam and eve duh!

Really?

_The real aliens are the friends we made along the way!_

BINGO!!

"Wait we're all aliens" "always have been 🔫👽"