Bro never been that early

the answer is man. the "day evening and night" thing are all based on life. in the start (day) you crawl like a baby. in the middle (evening) you walk around on 2 legs. when you're old (night) you need a cane to walk so 3 legs

The answer is man, the morning is being a baby thus four legs=crawling Noon is adolescence-adulthood, so 2 legs = walking And evening is being old, so 3 legs = walking with a cane.

@@aspookyspookcrab6253 but that's applicable to woman too

@@aspookyspookcrab6253 Damn I feel so uncultured now, always had it told to me as: Waking up in bed means lying down, therefore four legs (arms counted here), then during the day you walk on two legs, and the reason it ain't women come nighttime is because this riddle is always told by sleazy 40-somethings at family gatherings.

The anger is what kept him alive.

and he also survived one trillion years

Spite is a powerful medicine against death.

@@abneto2707 That’s one interpretation, mine is that he died & his anger proceeded to form some kind of entity composed of pure rage for the test subject

Nah He transfered his mind to an AI

Love it.

This was fun to watch. And I'm glad we know what happens if you go through the exit at the beginning.

Your voice is very likeable. I just felt bad for Jornad all the time. Also that was the most sincere BITCH ASS I've ever heard.

Probably one of my favorite HL maps . The concept was great

what did "jornad" say at the end when you go to the power room

his ability is lack of ability

That “I don’t know” button has the same energy as a big red button that says “Do Not Press”

"Ooo ooo!! I don't know!!! 😊"

"Marys mother has- Idk!" *boom* Thats the comedy im here for

I had to read the top comment before watching 1 minute it

Yeah but that just makes that answer correct

Happy new YEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Any man who does that is clearly a man who doesn't know, it checks out.

Better safe than sorry

The shit I took about 10 minutes ago has better story and acting than Hunt Down The Freeman.

Not hard to do that, to be fair.

Not a hard bar to clear but the fact the bar is that low is saying something.

Well, voice actors are expensive. Amateur voice actors would've still been better than just using random people though.

@@kevinm5940 are you calling Keemstar unprofessional? How dare you besmirche his honour, good sir! How DARE you!

a trillion and 20* years

@@deloptin545 Ah, my apologies. You sorta lose count after the first trillion, you know?

@@zyriantel9601 can relate. I am over a million years old not sure how many

@@sneed2600 Getting hit with an "okay boomer" sucks even worse when you have six or more figures in your age

you forgot the british bit

He could have walked into the time machine and arrived right before the test subject

@@ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer Yeah.

Or he just lied about the exact number. Why tho?

@@absolutehuman951 destination does say 999999999999 though

@@Glasyara and?.. Either way everything there looks like a mockup. No room can be intact after that many years (or even tiny fraction like a few thousand)

Thank you for wording this in a way that doesn't include any explicit spoilers :D

I think that person at the end was him

@@FishReallySucks Agree

Gainax ending

Wait he could've saved his job by sending the test subject back in time.... he'll he could've saved the resistance in the base... but no he had to have his revenge...

I wonder what would have happened if Jolly merely went through the Exit at the start...

@@Jamal_Tyrone he just thanks you for your participation and says that he may call you later for more tests sometimes

British men are scary

Jolly probably just slapped him out of god mode because... well, someone has to.

I mean after the third time his boss should notice that it's not his wrong doing in particular

@@remigiuszbisha9658 After the third time the company went under

Hey, doing the best with some limited ressources - craftyness!

I wonder if it was inspired by The Stanley Parable?

@@andrewdias478 maybe

well, it’s part of maplab’s back on track, where the entire point is to backtrack through a path you’ve already been on. this one was one of the better executed ones

@@rybread9574 huh, kind of awesome thing!

*"Step 5: booby-trap the Stalemate Resolution button!"*

@@EGRJ I enjoy this reference.

The poor dude fucked up one time, his life went down hell and after billion years he turned into an Eldritch abomination

What's weird is that he is *scolded* for being nice. That means his supervisor was actually *right* in saying that Jonrad should yell at the test subject. It would have worked out better for everyone. What a mind fuck

The fact he’s named Jornad and the other guy Aslapper

Replayed it again and again too, can relate.

@@CARILYNF that he do

Something like getting your country colonised or your body mangled in a pub fight?

@@toveychurchill6468 looks like the lab got colonized by a new god

If they're going to stab anybody, they'd better have their stabbin loicense on hand

@@toveychurchill6468 getting colonised is not the result of british people being angry with you, getting colonised is the result of british people thinking they are better than everyone and can do whatever they want and then making everything a lot lot worse.

America got away with it.

I would hate that

@@doginthedark No shit

As if the Combine would let their soldiers retire lol

Bold of you to assume the combine would let them retire.

Good question.

I wanna know too. I was hoping Jolly would try that at the end just to see what happens. Then again, it does encourage people to try it out to see for themselves despite seeing a video on it.

Just ran the map to find out. The announcer just thanks you for your participation and said they may call you back for more tests in the future.

@@Rubba5 thanks! Hopefully more people see your reply

@@Rubba5 the wholesome ending

You trickster of 10 years

U live in the better times

As he keeps pointing out, he's not very smart.

Also he plays a lot of HL1 mods too.

​@@EGRJThen how does Jolly get out of bed in the morning without breaking his neck, or go to sleep without suffocating?

@@TheBreakingBenny He says he's not smart, not mentally challenged.

@@amaruqlonewolf3350 That's good.

Cruelty Squad was the first thing I thought of too!

The fire alarms in superliminal

Dying? Pssh, he's already met God!

@@redfoxdog1 Met God? He is god!

@@AsiimovCS fuck you beat me to this reply

@@judahgottlieb4586 oh shit, squirrel stapler was a face reveal?? 😳

@@redfoxdog1 no. it was a prophecy

Yes, that was, in my opinion, obvious. What made such puzzle as a "headscratcher" - was that both "Man", and "Woman" might be considered correct answers. Hence, I suspect, that the same thing would have happened, regardless of the answer picked.

No one liked my joke :(

I was expecting a dirtier joke cause “3 legs” at evening

That's not the definition of morning, noon or evening.

This doesn't make any sense to me since I never walked on 4 I straight up went 7 month old yup I'm walking not crawling and was super confused

Fear the halved pay

what industry?

@@apl6171 I owned a music studio. Mostly did production, but some engineering too. Calling it an oversaturated industry is putting it very, very mildly, so it's incredibly difficult to get on your feet, especially when you have a commercial space to pay for.

He thanks you. Its an alternative ending

Finally i was looking for someone that got that reference, thanks!

It’s the sphinxes riddle. Comes from Egypt I think

Technically works for woman as well. Not the small horse, but I think that's a popular meme joke pop culture reference.

@@chameon378 I think originally the riddle was referring to "man" as in "mankind", not as an individual. But other than that you're absolutely correct.

@@breakingyourlegs yeah, probably, my quibble is when you present multiple choices like this, less so that it technically has multiple answers. Technically you could answer man, woman, humans, sapient apes, homo sapiens sapiens and you'd be fine, my issue is with the clear notation of a singular right answer, and multiple wrong answers, when two of the answers were right. As the lab was broken, it was rendered irrelevant anyway, qnd they're trying to channel the snitty, not-quite Jigsaw testing of Glados, so a deathtrap for being a feminist or whatever excuse they want for setting mines on a technically correct answer is fine, I just was laughing that woman TECHNICALLY works.