Mr hippo is back with his 10 minutes of talking that nobody asked for 🙄

"Alexa define annoying." Mr Hippo: *"My good friend Orville."*

1:39 "Dad's not a morning person, but Echo definitely helps wake him up." Mr. Hippo: *emits jumpscare*

“How many teaspoons are in a table spoon?” “Go feed the ducks” got me dead-

“Alexa, what can you do?” “I can get you some Ryebread.” “Awesome!”

Nothing like watching a hippo robot roast some family for two minutes and fifty nine seconds.

Poor Orville, he didn't deserve to be treated this way

As a Mr. Hippo fan, I’d pay for this when it becomes real.

When he said “Tuesday, Monday, and Wednesday.” I died.

The intense passive aggressive energy when talking to the wife is hilarious

only gamers know this is gonna be sick

“Go feed the DUCKS” got me dying laugh rn xD

Me: Time to watch Nightmare! Chores: *N o*

"Dad's not a morning person but Alexia definitely helps him wake up." Alexia: *Demonic Screeching*

This reminds me of a time when Mr hippo couldn't shut his mouth

Legends Are Here At The Priemire

The voice actor is Joe Gaudet. You should talk to him. Oh wait, you can’t because you’re dead

alexa why this pigeon dont moving? this birds are frozen my dear friend.

Tell me another joke My good friend Orville Had me dying!

"Alexa tell Me another joke" "My good friend orville" Had me dead

"alexa tell me another joke" "my good friend orville" **laughing** "alexa define annoying" "my good friend orville" "example my brother"

Why...does this exist? Perfection.

Jumpscare is a great wake up alarm lol Another Joke: My Goodfriend Orville Amazon Echo: Is this A Joke

lol so exited for hippo to bully the family

"I can get you some rye bread" That's pretty useful ngl

I already know it will be amazing- but I gotta wait 9 hours-

Fun fact: My favorite day of the week is Tuesday, Monday, and Wednesday

The FNaF 6 jumpscare sound would be a *GREAT* alarm

Come in! 4 hours? I gotta go to in person school at 7:20!

If this official comes out, i will buy it after security breach!

Alexa tell us another joke! Alexa: my good friend orville Kids: now that’s what i call *HUMOR*

I laughed all the way through 😂😂 he was just roasting her endlessly 😎

This will be the greatest video in the world

Wait, it was all Mr hippo? Always has been

2:43 Thought he was gonna rickroll her.

My good friend Orville is the funniest shit I have ever heard !!!

POV: You are at the premiere and everyone is spamming meowwwwwwwwwwww

y'know, I - I - I don't feel too bad about it. After all, if it weren't for me it would've just been from someone else, y'know? I guess what I'm trying to say is life - life goes on. Well... Well for everyone else life goes on. Not - not for you.. uh.. You're dead. That's neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park. I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville, and I said to him - I said "Orville, I-I have a story." And he said to me "What's the significance of the story?" and... I said to him "O-Orville, not every story has to have significance, y'know? Sometimes, uh, y'know, sometimes a story is just a story. You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once - Wasn't pretty. We talked about it for years. And not only that, but you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, o-or assuming something you shouldn't assume, y'know?" Sometimes I said "A story is-is just a story, so just be quiet for one second in life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I realized I'd made sandwiches. Poor Orville was... having such difficulty eating it. Elephants have those clumsy hands, y'know? Actually, I-I suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands at all, do they? The-they're all feet! An-I-I couldn't imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, "Orville, let me go get you some rye bread." Now, I-I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now this was on a Tuesday, which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday... or rather they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed the ducks, and probably at the end of the day finally they threw it all out - I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday and go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach and then they all die. At, uh.. at least... at least that's what I've heard. Y'know I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter, heh - and I told Orville this as well - "If you wanna feed ducks, or birds, or any kind for that matter, it's best to buy seed." I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees, or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh-oh, yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.

Alternate Title: *Mr. Hippo losing his brain cells and Orville getting roasted for 3 minutes*

The slaughter behind the hippo.

"What is the definition of annoying" Mr hippo " Orvill" got me crying lol

Alternate title: *Mr. Hippo Being the Least Useful Alexa Ever*

I remember when this channel hit 1k and it has been a fun time watching the channel grow

Mr hip hop playing good god damn rock music this dude should be a rockstar animatronic

I can't stop listening to him now

1:44 ok, that's new alarm for my brother he will like it a LOT

"Alexa, how tall is Mountain Everest? " "Its little" 😂😂😂😂😂

Why do I have to wait for that long I have school in 5 minutes

Im going to wait here for hours

This will be awesome lol

Y’know this video kinda reminds me of my good friend Orville

Yes this will be great 😊

Alexa add wrapping paper to the list Mr hippo : "not for you"

That Moment when you to late for the premie-cuz you did homework-

"How many teaspoons are in a table spoon?" *"g o f e e d t h e d u c k s"* "...ok :

“Go feed the ducks” and “Alexa define annoying (mr hippo) my good friend Orville” are my favorite lines

My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise

I'm in tears 😆😆😆

"go feed the ducks" has now been added to my mental list of insults!

“Define annoying” *my friend Orville*

That music that played was a very ambitious crossover.

I really wish this would be in real life

he destroyed the heck outta orville

The alarm being the jumpscare noise killed me 😭

"my good friend Orville" XDDDDDDDDDD

I like how they think everything he says is normal

“Alexa set a timer for 8 minutes.” *”Can you be quiet for one second in your life?”*

Boy: Alexa tell me another joke. Mr. Hippo: My good friend, Orville.

"Alexa, set a timer for five minutes." Mr. Hippo: "Just be quiet for one second of ya life" 💀

Yey another premiere too bad I have to wait so long :(

"Tell me a story" "My friend you've met a terrible, terrible fate"

This deserves way more views

Imagine "Alexa, Tell Me A Story" "My Friend, You Have Met A Terrible, Terrible Demise....."

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

2:14 "Alexa, tell me another joke" Mr Hippo: Starts a full on three minute monologue

Alexa tell me a joke Alexa: my friend Orville

“alexa set a timer for 8 minutes” “just be quiet for one second” My soul left my body

alexa, tell me another joke. Mr.Hippo: "My good friend Orval." that caught me dead-🤣

“”alexa,tell me another joke” mr. hippo:My good friend ORVILLE.

Alexa, what do ducks eat? "Sourdough bread"

Did Mr hippo call Orville A JOKE!! Seriously though I would buy this

Alexa, set a timer for 8 minutes. "How about you just shut up for one second and eat your sandwich, okay?"

I’m still tryna figure out who would buy this… Hope they like long monologues 👁👄👁

The legend says that Alexa (Mr. Hippo) got broken after telling too many stories , now it is in trash:)

Alexa defined annoying: my good friend Orville

Alexa what day is it? Tuesday Monday Wednesday

My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, y'know, I-I don't feel too bad about it. After all, if... if it weren't from me, it would've just been from someone else, y'know? I guess what I'm trying to say is, life... life goes on. W-well, from-for everyone else, life goes on. Not... not for you. You're... you're dead. But that's neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park. I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, "Orville, I... I have a story." And he said to me, "What's the significance of the story?" And... I said to him, "Orville, not every story has to have significance, y'know? Sometimes, a... y'know, sometimes, a story's just a story. You try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once. Wasn't pretty. We talked about it for years. And then not only that, but... you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, o-o-or assuming something you shouldn't assume. Y'know? Sometimes," I said, "A story is-is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I'd realized I'd made sandwiches, and... poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, y'know? Actually, I-I suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands at all, do they? They're f-they're all feet! And I-I couldn't imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly, there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, "Orville, let me go get you some rye bread." Now, I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now, this was on a Tuesday, which was good, because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday... Or rather, they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed it to the ducks, and then, prob'ly at the end of the day, finally, they threw it all out. I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and... then go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach, and then they all die. At, uh, at least... at least, that's what I've heard. Y'know, I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter-heh, and I told Orville this as well-if you wanna feed ducks, or birds of any kind, for that matter, it's best to buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees o-or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh, yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.” -mr hippo-

What is the definition of annoying? Me:mr.hippo!!!!!!!!! 💥😈

"alexa tell me a story" "well this one time with my good friend orville..." "BETHANY TURN IT OFF YOU KNOW HE WILL TALK FOR HOURS"

“Alexa, define annoying” “My good friend Orville” idk if they are good friends man.

When you realise the aftons are in the ad

But I don’t want rye bread. Lol

This cracked me up so much.

Mr Hippo, add bread to shopping cart Mr Hippo : Ok, adding bread to your shopping cart, y'know this reminds me of a time, me and my good friend Orville- BUY THE BREAD -Were sitting on a bench next to a river, Now, I was on the right, and he was on the left, Or was I on the left, and he the right? Anyway, he was taking pieces of bread and trying to feed the birds-.... BUY THE FUCKING BREAD

mr hippo really got beef with the wife lmaooo

You can tell mr.hippo has it out for the mom

Alexa tell me a joke Mr Hippo: My good friend Orville. Dang that magic elephant got toasted like rye bread.

“My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, you know, I-I don’t feel too bad about it. After all, if- if it weren’t from me, it would have just been from someone else, ya know? I guess what I’m trying to say is life, life goes on. W- well, from- for everyone else, life goes on. Not- not for you, you’re, you're dead. But that’s neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park, I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, “Orville, I-I have a story,” And he said to me, “What’s the significance of the story?” I said to him “Orville, not every story has to have significance, ya know? Sometimes uhh, you know, sometimes a story is just a story. You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says, you’ll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once - wasn’t pretty - we talked about it for years. And-and not only that, but, you’ll likely end up believin' something you shouldn’t believe or thinkin' something you shouldn’t think o-o-or assumin' something you shouldn’t assume, ya know? "Sometimes," I said, "a-a-a story is- is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I realized I made sandwiches and, poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, ya know? A-Actually, I-I suppose that’s the problem; they don’t have hands at all, do they? They've, they’re all feet! A-an I-I couldn’t imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby. I- I said to him “Orville, l-let me go get you some rye bread.” Now, I-I’m unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now this was on a Tuesday which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough on Monday and threw it out Wednesday. O-or rather they sold it at a discount for people wantin' to feed the ducks and then, probably at the end of the day finally they threw it all out, I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would being his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and-and go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, you know, you’re not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach and then they all die. At, ah, at least, at least that’s what I’ve heard. Ya know, I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter, heh, and I told Orville this as well: if you wanna feed ducks or birds or any kind for that matter, especially buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don’t occur in nature. They don’t grow on trees or spring up from the bushes! I don’t think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh, oh yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.”

Set a timer for 8 minutes. JUST BE QUIET FOR ONE SECOND IN YOUR LIFE I was dying

0:34 this is the best music i ever hear