America's Leadership Vacuum Is The Reason Our Covid Situation Is So Dire

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News that the current president hasn't attended a Coronavirus task force briefing in several months is further proof that executive mismanagement is the primary reason the United States is faring so poorly amid the pandemic. #Colbert #Monologue #ALateShow
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@daumatk 3 жыл бұрын

2 years ago when my Mom’s dementia was just coming on she fell and when the paramedics asked her who the President was she answered, “ I don’t remember his name but I don’t like him.” Good enough, Ma.

@errgag3580 3 жыл бұрын

I stepped on the scale and screamed, "STOP THE COUNT!" It didn't work there either.

@jo-vf8jx 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jessstuart7495 3 жыл бұрын

Yelling "Stop the Count" while votes are still being tallied makes about as much sense as yelling "Stop the Count" 3-seconds from midnight on New Year's Eve.

@markmac2206 3 жыл бұрын

thats what they yelled when rudy was streaking on the subway.

@elenafetter9690 3 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!

@humerafaruqi7152 3 жыл бұрын

Err Gag you too...same here!!!

@tonymanaserian3971 3 жыл бұрын

“A giant tsunami of criminal stupidity” that actually sums up the entire Dump Presidency perfectly

@leahalfonso7256 3 жыл бұрын

I am 100% behind never seeing or saying his name ever again. Thank you!!!!

@MiTmite9 3 жыл бұрын

Tears of Joy. No kidding. The other day, I saw a terrific poster carried by a woman in D.C. It read "GRAB HIM BY THE BALLOT."

@philipberthiaume2314 3 жыл бұрын

As a canadian with pure best wishes for our American cousins, we're going to keep our border with you closed for the foreseeable future... 1 million cases in a week is astronomically dangerous...

@jaidora 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I don’t blame you. Good luck over there

@pioneernut7487 3 жыл бұрын

And it's getting only worse there. Thanks to morons who doesnt wear masks

@stan4now 3 жыл бұрын

Don't blame you. At least I can get cases of Moosehead and Canadian Hockey on the tube until C19 passes.

@scratchy996 3 жыл бұрын

Most of Americans only look at the death counts, and think it's acceptable because the death rate is low. But they don't factor in the long term health problems related to a Corona infection. Good thing their healthcare system is soo good, right ?

@pioneernut7487 3 жыл бұрын

@@scratchy996 every year 60000 about 60 000 Americans dies from flu. Now covid deaths are 4 times than flu. Is it acceptable?

@timmycakes001 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen laughing at his own jokes warms my soul

@celly589 3 жыл бұрын

Love that you’re censoring his name and won’t even say it anymore. He doesn’t even deserve that!

@sadiestoltzfus9798 3 жыл бұрын

Why doesn't Colbert just move on to another subject already? Mock Catholics for instance. Plenty of material on that subject. Being a dysfunctional Catholic myself. As I said lot's of material.

@deby7821 3 жыл бұрын

@@sadiestoltzfus9798 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@sadiestoltzfus9798 3 жыл бұрын

@@deby7821 More subject's other then politics is my point.

@deby7821 3 жыл бұрын

@@sadiestoltzfus9798 Sadie, I had a couple drinks last night obviously by my rightly misunderstood comment which was supposed to be a laugh because I also happen to be one of those dysfunctional Catholics so it hit home and yes...a ton of material. Stay safe and well hun.

@sadiestoltzfus9798 3 жыл бұрын

@@deby7821 I know, plenty of material. Watch a comedian I believe his name is Dave Allen. Late seventies perhaps. Anyhow Catholic jokes funny as hell. Check him out sometime.

@rickwalker8241 3 жыл бұрын

Comedians have the last platform to speak truth to power.

@Questionablexfun 3 жыл бұрын

Truth

@fermel157 3 жыл бұрын

Really? No one else tells the truth in ways that affect change?

@rickwalker8241 3 жыл бұрын

@@fermel157 Speaking truth to power is a non-violent political tactic, employed by dissidents against the received wisdom or propaganda of governments they regard as oppressive, authoritarian or an ideocracy. I do believe they have the last platform that is effective yes.

@surfinganonymously 3 жыл бұрын

@@rickwalker8241 it also feels this the most calm platform to provide news or commentary on news. The tone of voice from most media outlets is panic inducing these days. I’m so tired of the political situation that I can only watch it in small doses. But this here helps!

@williamraymond2423 3 жыл бұрын

You know when I don't do my job I get fired, when Trump doesn't do his job he... just gets away with it, how is that fair or even right?

@argentin3 3 жыл бұрын

It blows my mind William. He completely checked out and walked off the job. Trump may not be responsible for the virus itself but he became responsible for it as soon as it popped up inside these borders! He failed the people that he sworn to protect. FAILED! He needs to be held accountable.

@Nevertoleave 3 жыл бұрын

All I’m saying is that the US could use a vote of no confidence. Isn’t perfect but if the party in charge loses they get kicked out and we have another election. US could use something like that

@dozzer009 3 жыл бұрын

@@Nevertoleave I don’t think we need another election...we just need to get this one certified and file cross complaints for wasting the courts time with all these BS, no proof, allegations.

@elbarjones4812 3 жыл бұрын

@@Nevertoleave Or you could do some more dope and take a nap You could use something like that.

@gagatube 3 жыл бұрын

It's worse than that, when Drumpf doesn't do his job he gets away with it *and* makes more money!

@Boxygirl96 3 жыл бұрын

7:47 I love how twitter has been forced to start actually pointing out potential misinformation and fraud tweets because of these people

@WingZX1103 3 жыл бұрын

2:54 I honestly owe my mom an apology for stashing all those extra condiments she gets from all the fast food joints.

@lordpiperlib 3 жыл бұрын

"Third sister from frozen who actually wanted the town to die" - I will never see her the same again... LOLOL

@dannahinojosa1934 3 жыл бұрын

Or the third Sanderson sister from Hocus Pocus.

@kenbrown2808 3 жыл бұрын

At least she admits trump drained the swamp INTO DC.

@chrissiek8706 3 жыл бұрын

Of course her name is Kayleigh 😂 aka Millennial Karen

@bluespinsix6987 3 жыл бұрын

In trumps defense, he did promise he’d run the country like he ran his businesses.

@dryboneskirby 3 жыл бұрын

ngl this is a good one

@brianhaase9612 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@MikaelLewisify 3 жыл бұрын

Good point. Lol

@faffywhosmilesatdeath5953 3 жыл бұрын

Recklessly into the ground while saying that his previous losses entitled him to a free pass. Yeah sounds about right.

@aetch77 3 жыл бұрын

It'll end with him getting dragged through the courts.

@toobasaurus23 3 жыл бұрын

Dear America. You really need to start teaching civics studies in school. 70 million of your people don't have a clue.

@unimprezzedmclastname4220 3 жыл бұрын

They used to a long time ago. But then, Republicans being Republicans, they slashed funding for those programs.

@shawnwales696 3 жыл бұрын

UR right, also our history is skewed against issues of the left such as the labor struggle. So much so that people vote against their own interests.

@l.i.terally2907 3 жыл бұрын

The GOP has been slashing funds for education for decades.

@errgag3580 3 жыл бұрын

So true

@TheJimprez 3 жыл бұрын

@@shawnwales696 They just say ITS COMMUNISM! and that is it. Its OVER!

@maggieanaya1114 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Stephen for making me laugh. Your show has kept sane these past few months!

@puffoffluffedair543 3 жыл бұрын

If i want to be a criminal I’ll just run for president at this point. I dont need to be held accountable for anything

@dryboneskirby 3 жыл бұрын

@Herb Liptow just blame the left

@qaddireng777 3 жыл бұрын

I can't wait until I don't have to hear Trump's voice anymore.

@eynkeehoohoohaechad4997 3 жыл бұрын

I know how you feel, but what will we do for entertainment now?

@elvishlp7230 3 жыл бұрын

I love how T****s name is censored everywhere in your show now, even his pictures ^^

@Tht1Gy 3 жыл бұрын

@Mike Redner 'Miss the point' much?

@deby7821 3 жыл бұрын

That sh#t is hard to wipe off !

@Tht1Gy 3 жыл бұрын

@Loken It's not "censorship". It's a diss.

@jocomfiresin6982 3 жыл бұрын

I don't I associate blurred images with porn so I've just been put off.

@thehighnoonsaloon7794 3 жыл бұрын

@中國擁有比登 The fact that your name is in chineese makes it so much more hilariously stupider

@cepiloyo 3 жыл бұрын

I love the redactions in quoted texts, and not saying his name anymore.

@katerinekoch994 3 жыл бұрын

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@caden2jordan6 3 жыл бұрын

I get so excited when I hear Stephens voice start talking on my playlists! It’s just so refreshing to hear someone with intellect talk and with whom I agree with!

@cjradenbaugh 3 жыл бұрын

“A letter from your dad saying he loves you.” I lost it at that! 🤣🤣🤣

@JustinSimpson 3 жыл бұрын

I love that T**** is censored whenever his tweets or mentions appear on screen.

@flyingpigmonkey1 3 жыл бұрын

Who?

@lawrencedoliveiro9104 3 жыл бұрын

I think Stephen refuses to say the name of Prezzy McPrezFace ever again.

@0MasterOfFates0 3 жыл бұрын

Gonna start doing this honestly. Treat his bitch ass like Voldemort.

@mellie3882 3 жыл бұрын

@@0MasterOfFates0 Wow,rude much?How dare you insult Voldemort like that?

@zesty9815 3 жыл бұрын

The downside is having to refer to him as 'the president'. Well, it's only for a little while. Q: How many asterisks does it take to get four asterisks in a KZfaq comment? ******

@VenkatShastry2047 3 жыл бұрын

And Americans have the audacity to call other countries third world. Fix yourself

@linden5165 3 жыл бұрын

And leaders of democracy...

@BoogieIRL 3 жыл бұрын

Damn

@timdegraw1784 3 жыл бұрын

Do you see us hurrying towards new international conflicts in the past few years? No. We're trying to un-fuck our country from 2016 still....

@mickibradshaw3214 3 жыл бұрын

I love it when your wife is laughing in the background

@rickybobby144 3 жыл бұрын

The commitment to the "he who must not be named" bit is commendable

@HayTatsuko 3 жыл бұрын

I'm still giggling that Twitter apparently doesn't consider the _President of the United States_ (for now) an official source for election news.

@BorregosRT1 3 жыл бұрын

@@fordmccullough6746 this shouldnt be allowed... lol... at least its not maga nonsense...

@skandix 3 жыл бұрын

Official source for LIES.

@sirmoonslosthismind 3 жыл бұрын

i'm not sure what's funny about twitter's position; it's factually correct. the president of the united states has no role in the administration of elections. his election pronouncements are exactly as official as the homeless guy in the street.

@HobertMallow 3 жыл бұрын

@@BorregosRT1 it's not, just report for spamming

@BorregosRT1 3 жыл бұрын

@@HobertMallow its 1 person with many accounts tho.. just deleted the comment.. on the video there are many comments that are telling about it for months... yet its still spamming so many people.. what a great easy strategy for dumbass misinforming magas and russians.. this is the stuff that news should denounce.. imagine how many ppl voted for trump cuz of shit like this..

@GordonFreemayne 3 жыл бұрын

To be as classy about schadenfreude is my biggest dream. Stephen is really the right man for this job.

@chaseincats 3 жыл бұрын

We don't need to fulfill his demands for him to be removed.

@evanbarnes9984 3 жыл бұрын

A Million MAGA, a Million Moms... These conservative Christian nationalists really need some remedial education in counting.

@BLZ231 3 жыл бұрын

Some of them do, but the ones in charge know full well that they’re full of shit, they’re just inflating the numbers to make themselves look bigger and more important then they really are in a transparent attempt to sucker in the gullible and get more attention then they would if they were honest about their numbers.

@jennysheets 3 жыл бұрын

Im surrounded by them where I live. Terrifying stupidity!

@sadiestoltzfus9798 3 жыл бұрын

@chris younts I don't believe anyone understand's the philosophy of Jesus. If so why do we hold a grudge? Mock people? Treat each other worse than the animal kingdom? Why are people still bitching about DJT? Why are we splitting each other by race? Why are we always at war? Why do we steal cheat and lie? Disobey all the Ten Commandment's? Disrespect all authority? Show no compassion toward each other? If you read these comment's judgement is all you read. So do you think any of this pertain's any teaching's of Christ? I don't.

@Bill_Garthright 3 жыл бұрын

@@sadiestoltzfus9798 The key to religion is that you can believe whatever you _want_ to be true. You take Christianity one way, because you're a good person. Other Christians prefer their own way. But the fundamental problem with _all_ of this is faith-based thinking. Trump's supporters are nothing if not faith-based. That means they believe whatever they _want_ to be true, regardless of the evidence. And when it comes to their religion, liberal Christians do the same thing. So isn't it time that we became evidence-based? Isn't it time that we required good reasons - good evidence - _before_ believing stuff, rather than just going with whatever we were taught to believe as children and whatever we really, really _wish_ were true? I'm fine working with liberal believers on issues where we agree, but in this respect, you guys are still part of the problem, not part of the solution. Faith is a vice, not a virtue.

@sadiestoltzfus9798 3 жыл бұрын

@@Bill_Garthright For example you are taking faith in science correct? You put faith in your doctor's advice and treatment correct? If you choose not to put faith in a higher power that's your choice. Religious zealot's are few and far between. My sister is an off the wall crazy overboard Catholic. It's pathetic. Anyhow getting back to my point. Religion is a vice not faith. Faith and religion different. Wars in the middle east all due to religion. Religion or a certain way to worship is evil. The devil divides us with religion. I believe in God not Catholic, Baptist, Muslim on and on religion.

@TurbidTG1 3 жыл бұрын

We need to win the Senate, vote for Jon Ossoff and Reverend Raphael Warnock in Georgia on January 5th!

@commonsense571 3 жыл бұрын

Come on Georgia!

@shepherd5593 3 жыл бұрын

Cool but the real question is why is your picture a Xbox 360 avatar? lol

@TurbidTG1 3 жыл бұрын

@@shepherd5593 Man I haven't changed that in years! If it ain't broke, don't fix it! xD

@Jedsa009 3 жыл бұрын

If Democrats take both seats, US Senate will be perfectly balanced, 48 Democrats + 2 Independences and 50 Republicans. Go Georgia. Bring balance to the Senate.

@bloodsheder99 3 жыл бұрын

@@Jedsa009 The vice-president breaks the tie in the Senate.

@puckerbutton7025 3 жыл бұрын

anybody else think its funny that trump keeps forcing himself on us even after we said no?

@Wallyworld30 3 жыл бұрын

We all know how those poor woman felt. 😰😰

@noctisea8074 3 жыл бұрын

Its uncomfortable, wrong and we need a therapist.

@dixie0625 3 жыл бұрын

Thank goodness he hasn't figured out a way to grab us by the metaphorical 😿 yet!

@sweiland75 3 жыл бұрын

It's ironic that you don't seem to know the meaning of ironic.

@dixie0625 3 жыл бұрын

@@sweiland75 It's like an orange fly in your chardonnay or a death row pardon two minutes too late... for the US

@darrenbent7601 3 жыл бұрын

I am absolutely loving the fact that at every opportunity you have erased whatsisname from your records. Good for you. We no longer need to acknowledge him ever again, whoever he was.

@nonyabizness.original 3 жыл бұрын

the elder woman voter in georgia who repubs accused of voting while dead said "i voted for biden, or more to the point, i voted ~against~ The Other One". 😂

@crobinso2010 3 жыл бұрын

The "Full Circle" joke was a delight. Thanks for that!

@pizzagogo6151 3 жыл бұрын

“Giant tsunami of criminal stupidity...! Ha that’s calling it like it is- well done Sir!

@CharlieMcowan 3 жыл бұрын

"Contact your government representatives. For best results, don't threaten to kidnap them". 😂😂😂😂😂

@lauriegingrich6495 3 жыл бұрын

At this point we're literally better off not having a president until Jan 20 than having Trump. Same result, less public tantrums

@VoltisArt 3 жыл бұрын

People can usually get by with no leader for quite a while, like driving on the freeway after taking your foot off the pedals. We coast. Bad leaders sink everyone fast. (Floor it, slam on the brakes, or spin the steering wheel for no good reason.)

@mrKoncpom 3 жыл бұрын

There are four asterisks after "T" Why, I cannot fathom. "Turd" is spelled only with four letters.

@RandolphStranz 3 жыл бұрын

Besides some four letter word, there is now a five letter word (T+u#p) that you shouldn't say in polite company.

@Anonymum 3 жыл бұрын

Turdo The o is for orange

@sarahhardy8649 3 жыл бұрын

In the UK, “trump” means fart. Ironically, “trumpery” is flashy fakeness. He truly writes his own jokes, every time anyone says his name. .

@mrKoncpom 3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahhardy8649 Trrrrrump! Oh yes, sounds very suitable.Don't clench it, let it rip!

@danbuckig4564 3 жыл бұрын

I keep assuming it means "Tramp"

@pauldecker4630 3 жыл бұрын

"I want people to die because I'm pissed at their governor" is the kind of thing he's said he should hang in Brussels for.

@markmac2206 3 жыл бұрын

Brussels? the US is reality tv central. that would be actual reality tv. and since he cares about ratings, it would get the highest ratings ever.

@shake_shells11 3 жыл бұрын

He really hates New York

@EinChris75 3 жыл бұрын

Just ask the French how they handled such ... individuals.

@Boobalopbop 3 жыл бұрын

He is a sociopath. Now that he won't need our vote anymore, who knows what he will do to this country before he leaves?

@DizzyBusy 3 жыл бұрын

@Ben Gower and when was the last time you had a face to face conversation with a cognisant human being?

@u2lemonhead 3 жыл бұрын

I love that they replaced every written instance of "Trump" with "T****". So great!

@ligeiaztomb2755 3 жыл бұрын

I will never write his name any other way, if I have to refer to him.

@lancewedor5306 3 жыл бұрын

i caught that, too.

@vivekkashyap5282 3 жыл бұрын

He will from now on be, he who shall not be named. THIS IS THE WAY.

@krejados1 3 жыл бұрын

And his name was not spoken, either

@kpizzleforizzle5541 3 жыл бұрын

"And the landslide brought you down..." beautiful.

@illtakethebox 3 жыл бұрын

That puppet bit made everything ok for about 5 seconds, thanks

@xyzzdoe3674 3 жыл бұрын

Apparently he's known in the WH now as the "Lame Duck à l'Orange".

@davidparsons452 3 жыл бұрын

I prefer lame donald duck

@bonnys3015 3 жыл бұрын

I love it! If I still had my FB profile I'd be plastering that all over the place!

@aynos629 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen, I always have loved your program but I can agree with what is being said of the Corona virus. I am definitely anti Trump, but in relation to the virus he seems to be ok, and so seem to be the people around apart from the low iq. I can't agree with Fauci. Could you and other outlets send journalists to do real investigative work, please? Because we are going to starve next year, plus it bothers me that I agree in some issues (Corona) with trumpsters

@macadoo1588 3 жыл бұрын

New secret service code name! 😆

@sherryawoo507 3 жыл бұрын

Trump is just monumentally pissed that HIS abundant cheating DID NOT WORK. "Too big to rig. Too real to steal."

@Sunny25611 3 жыл бұрын

😳 As dire as things are right now, I sure appreciate the levity you bring into the situation Stephen! 😊

@errcoche 3 жыл бұрын

When my boss was away on vacation I brought in a Hoover upright and placed it at his desk as "Leadership Vacuum". We just left it there when he got back. We wish he was the kind of boss who would do anything about it.

@honorliz31 3 жыл бұрын

Canadian here! 👋🏻 I know it’s hard not to be with family over the holidays, but after we celebrated thanksgiving up here in October, we had a large increase in COVID-19 cases. Just stay home, have dinner with your household and visit virtually with other family members. It sucks but so much better to stay safe ❤️ wishing you all the best

@traceywhitney1272 3 жыл бұрын

"And the landslide brought you down." 😂😂

@laurianeharvey66 3 жыл бұрын

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@StephenTreiber 3 жыл бұрын

I LOST IT at the Fleetwood Mac jokes.

@LeftIsBest001 3 жыл бұрын

The Fleetwood Mac gag was pure Gold!! 😂😂😂 6:51

@ZsaZsaUmbra 3 жыл бұрын

"Woman explaining why she's gonna call the cops on this barbecue."

@cassandralyman7242 3 жыл бұрын

"There's a complete vacuum of leadership, and not only because the president sucks".

@kindsprit4039 3 жыл бұрын

Sooooo greatful to NOT see “it’s face” or the complete name. Thank you! You reduced my blood pressure by half!! I’ll live !

@sarahjohn8283 3 жыл бұрын

Hi franci how are you doing

@flybefree 3 жыл бұрын

Australia had 25 new Covid cases last week. That’s like the USA having 320 new cases. National leadership matters.

@lindajude6505 3 жыл бұрын

And the toilet paper is flying off the shelves again... we take this shit seriously man 🙂

@HobertMallow 3 жыл бұрын

Not to defend Trump, but it's basically summer in Australia. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense to compare it to the US right now.

@athenajaxon2397 3 жыл бұрын

@@HobertMallow it's hot in Florida too but we still have rising cases so maybe Trump just sucks

@HobertMallow 3 жыл бұрын

@@athenajaxon2397 Trump definitely sucks, but we can't compare oranges to apples, otherwise we are no better than his supporters.

@flybefree 3 жыл бұрын

@@HobertMallow That's worse because Trump has had months to prepare for the US winter. Covid hit at the start of the Australian winter when there was very little known about it and we were caught totally unprepared with PPE, testing, public education etc. Trump's response has been sub-standard and there have been thousands of unnecessary deaths because of it.

@SpyroTheGerudo 3 жыл бұрын

"you can still drink from your Liberal Tears mug, but just know they will be tears of joy" I felt that!

@-Anjel 3 жыл бұрын

I like how they censored his name and just called him their president, soon it'll be former president.

@christopherregan1654 3 жыл бұрын

And after that it'll be "Discount President."

@aryamik9722 3 жыл бұрын

@@christopherregan1654 hopefully it soon becomes deceased president

@ariannaellie3087 3 жыл бұрын

"i am jeopardising the lives of 11 million people for political reasons" ok, bye trump. enjoy prison.

@shaungibbs8436 3 жыл бұрын

They should be held criminally liable.

@rysun8709 3 жыл бұрын

The Karen who is holding up Biden's transition team is looking for a job, lmafao

@alainarchambault2331 3 жыл бұрын

Since she's not doing hers.....

@DuchessofEarlGrey 3 жыл бұрын

It would be awesome if someone "promises" her a job, then when the time comes, drops her like a hot potato.

@heathersambrook5889 3 жыл бұрын

Off topic, but I really like his shirt. Like a shiny purple.

@dsmith9412 3 жыл бұрын

I like the fabric but the color makes him look washed out

@BrianSmith-ez9kj 3 жыл бұрын

"Third Sister from Frozen who actually wanted the Town to Die" Hahahahaha

@anmolbhotika1550 3 жыл бұрын

The best part of this clip is censoring Trump's name.

@braydenweiss2180 3 жыл бұрын

I love it but did I miss him saying something about why he's doing this?

@cindy-ml7vo 3 жыл бұрын

@@braydenweiss2180 a couple of days ago. Why say his name, if he doesn't respect democracy, the election, President elect, etc

@MW-tt6wb 3 жыл бұрын

It's probably the best way to deny a narcissist...blur out their identity and act as if they don't exist.

@braydenweiss2180 3 жыл бұрын

@@cindy-ml7vo awesome thanks! Must've just missed that episode.

@Nevertoleave 3 жыл бұрын

I call him Donald cause he likes to coast on his last name. Or Dishonest Don since he spent so long trying to compare himself to Honest Abe. When people try to use those lame nicknames he likes use to deflect his short comings I call him Dishonest Don back

@Swnsasy 3 жыл бұрын

This is why when people say he's your President I tell them, no he isn't.. He said it all the time he's not and only for those who support him.. Here's your proof..

@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 3 жыл бұрын

That and he cleared his schedule lol. Kind of hard to call him president when he's not doing the work that a president is expected to do... I'm a plumber but all I do is golf. So am I really a plumber? lol But whatever. Good point though. Meanwhile biden says he'll be a president for everyone. Even the dumb ass trimpers lol.

@LegDayLas 3 жыл бұрын

He is still your president (currently) whether he has your best interests in mind or not. The same way Biden will be my president, come next year. Just because you don't like the current president doesn't make them not your president.

@CloudsGirl7 3 жыл бұрын

And even so, he's said himself that he hates his voters, too.

@Surge1077 3 жыл бұрын

Soon enough we'll be able to tell them that Joe Biden is THEIR President. I bet their heads explode.

@LegDayLas 3 жыл бұрын

@@Surge1077 I'm a republican, right here, above you saying Joe will be my president >_< yes, my head has surely exploded. I don't carry double standards, maybe you should do the same.

@elleirenex3 3 жыл бұрын

Disposable utensils prevent having to wash & closely come in contact with utensils that have been in someone else's mouth. Not a terrible idea if you have guests from another household.

@tommyt1971 3 жыл бұрын

I’m diggin’ how they’re doing T****...

@ston3kill3r 3 жыл бұрын

I wish twitter would block Trumps account all together

@pamelahornick8108 3 жыл бұрын

No, then we wouldn't know his level of crazy and what he believes is going on. 🤣🙃

@--enyo-- 3 жыл бұрын

He’d just move to Parler and that’s already a vat of batshit insanity.

@sammij7863 3 жыл бұрын

But that's all he knows how to do. Take that away and the tantrum will be off the rickter scale.

@alwaysuseless 3 жыл бұрын

Altogether = entirely or completely. All together = collectively.

@whistletoe 3 жыл бұрын

Apparently they might after his term officially ends

@ingridwheeler3180 3 жыл бұрын

Does anyone else think that this current president does not take his actual ""work" seriously? I hope 2021 arrives as quickly as 2020 disappears.

@Theroha 3 жыл бұрын

... that's how New Year's Eve works.

@jo-vf8jx 3 жыл бұрын

It’s been reported that he really doesn’t. When his people hold meetings for important things, he’s been reported to go completely off topic and make statements that have nothing to do with what’s being discussed. There’s been a few newspaper articles about such observations, one of which I think is from The New York Times. And I completely agree with you. And here’s hoping that 2021 is much better that 2020.

@tinaroberts5858 3 жыл бұрын

I hope I am wrong, but I think 2021 is going to make 2020 look like a walk in the park. I don't know why, I just have a bad feeling.

@elbarjones4812 3 жыл бұрын

@PickingNamesSux Gotta keep those bone spurs limber

@elbarjones4812 3 жыл бұрын

@Maxwell Smart Kovid Kovid Kovid??

@Prairiesrock 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for getting me through this nightmare with truth and hilarity! Love you forever!

@phineasthegreat2402 3 жыл бұрын

I have a t-shirt that says “I fill my bong with Republicans tears”....it’s one of my favorites. 😁

@tedunguent156 3 жыл бұрын

I would expect nothing less from a Colbert viewer. Smoking weed is better than knowing what's going on. Right?

@YellowSpaceMarine 3 жыл бұрын

@@tedunguent156 Oh yeah it's impossible to do both. You reactionaries really don't have a very warped view of the world

@tedunguent156 3 жыл бұрын

@@YellowSpaceMarine You're right, I don't have a warped view of the world.

@johnnycarrillo2403 3 жыл бұрын

Do the words negligent homicide mean anything to anybody

@aetch77 3 жыл бұрын

Negligent genocide? Crimes against humanity?

@WeaselJCD 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen is the only late night show host who can pull off this new post COVID/no live audience format. His timing and jokes are spot on. He still is one of the best out there!

@shiindaisuke3159 Жыл бұрын

@WeaselJCD Agreed. He's also far more balanced when he roasts people with his jokes. He doesn't play favorites even with his favorites. Contrary to what some might claim of him. I like that about him. He's also fair in regards to being honest about people he doesn't like. He doesn't just lash out like some comedians. He'll even defend people he doesn't like provided it's factual, & justified. He's good people as the saying goes.

@brianford5180 3 жыл бұрын

I MUST be breaking laughter decibel records!!!!! Colbert n crew have saved my sanity!

@grejen711 3 жыл бұрын

Love how they're spelling it "T***" everywhere

@branjosnow6244 3 жыл бұрын

"You can still drink from your liberal tears mug, but now they're tears of joy" 😭😂🤣

@k3nny111 3 жыл бұрын

"T****" Damn, I love it. I really hope that's becoming a thing.

@vivekkashyap5282 3 жыл бұрын

THIS IS THE WAY.

@jeannedigennaro6484 3 жыл бұрын

“You can’t give him”( Trump) “the standard cognition test, because the first question is, who is the president?” Hahaha!

@psleep4255 3 жыл бұрын

Omg. You’re the best. You got me through the last 4 years. You made me laugh when all I could do was scream at NPR every time T**** spoke. I’ve mastered the art of quickly turning off my radio or TV with lightening speed. It’ll be nice to watch the news without the remote in my hand. ❤️🙌🏻🙏🏻

@Shastaphirre 3 жыл бұрын

Wait so Trump hasn't attended a task force meeting since his failure of a rally on June 17?

@telectronix1368 3 жыл бұрын

He was working on his healthcare plan! The bigliest healthcare plan.

@joanne4758 3 жыл бұрын

@@telectronix1368 Watching from NZ - why would New York not get vaccine - I know Trump has no respect for the Governor - but surely he can't just with hold it. - or are they accessing from other source. Thanks.

@Markus_Andrew 3 жыл бұрын

@@telectronix1368 Ah yes, the health care plan he announced would be ready by the end of July. Sorry, August. Sorry, September. Sorry, October. Sorry, before the election... Well, I guess it got held up while it was rounding all those corners.

@Kaotiqua 3 жыл бұрын

@@joanne4758 He actually can't. He's just grand-standing and being a loudmouth bully, as usual.

@GarthTheDestroyer 3 жыл бұрын

Guess not. But let's be real here, would his presence have had any meaningful impact on those meetings?

@laalaa99stl 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone else notice the change in Trump's hair? It went from gold to silver because he came in second!

@shieh.4743 3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆

@ryuuwyvern90 3 жыл бұрын

Amazing comment!

@mypillowguy445 3 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

@charlesdemarest1171 3 жыл бұрын

He's still got the bronze on his face as well.

@adeer87 3 жыл бұрын

You absolutely fcking demolished him

@James7Bond007 3 жыл бұрын

"...and the landslide brought you down!" - I love it!!!

@chrisriceco 3 жыл бұрын

The spray bottle is my favorite! Get outta' here! Get!

@type40tt 3 жыл бұрын

There weren't even a million TEETH at that march!

@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 3 жыл бұрын

Trump's like that tenant that trashes their apartment before they are evicted. Sadly, he’ll make sure we all lose.😠

@tuyenle8107 3 жыл бұрын

still 4 more years 😂😂😂

@rebecca8525 3 жыл бұрын

@@tuyenle8107 of you being in denial

@tomservo5007 3 жыл бұрын

@@tuyenle8107 FINAL NOTICE, donate to Trump's 'stop the steal' campaign -- donations under $8k can be used by Trump for personal expenses,

@theactualbajmahal833 3 жыл бұрын

Don Jr and Kimberly are coked up and ripping the copper pipes out of the WH at this very moment.

@tomservo5007 3 жыл бұрын

@@jp89il oh, okay -- start with the rich

@chrisralston2654 3 жыл бұрын

That was a great monologue! Thank you!

@junerdz 3 жыл бұрын

Has anybody else noticed that Stephen has been looking much more cheerful since the election?

@TheWtfanime 3 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for common sense to officially come back on January 20th

@alecnolastname4362 3 жыл бұрын

@PickingNamesSux yeah I really don’t see how Joe Biden has anything to do with common sense... Please for the love of everything that is good, stop electing senile old people into office. - sincerely The rest of the world, well maybe not china or russia. But yeah you know what I meen.

@GoGreen1977 3 жыл бұрын

"We may have policy differences...?" There are lot more differences between Trump and cronies and Biden and his advisors, like honor, decency, integrity, intelligence, and respect for our Constitution and Presidential norms and traditions.

@OkamiRose 3 жыл бұрын

@@hieronymusbusch6118 ... *sigh*.

@kathyellis6533 3 жыл бұрын

@@hieronymusbusch6118 Bott

@enmay8841 3 жыл бұрын

the hostage demands...HILARIOUS!!!!! I'm DEAD

@dentarthurdent42 3 жыл бұрын

Trumpy Dumpy sat on a wall Trumpy Dumpy had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put Trumpy together again

@fanatamon 3 жыл бұрын

Hes all over the place like a madmans shit.

@Onjivan23 3 жыл бұрын

I don't know who he's got behind the cameras tonight, but their laugh is just as catchy as Evie's 🤣🤣🤣

@shanhussain6114 3 жыл бұрын

I love how they're no longer even showing his name

@Jazz13man 3 жыл бұрын

That was a great PSA at the end - thank you for that.

@Serai3 3 жыл бұрын

"We don't mean it that way." Yes, we do.

@willowmoon5063 3 жыл бұрын

We had 80 degree weather a week ago, my family and I had Thanksgiving outside. Social distance, bonfire, each brought our own favorite meals. Lol! It was weird, it was fun and something we won't forget. I'm blessed to have had the opportunity to do it with my family. Now actual Thanksgiving day is all for me to relax.

@-Hunter240x 3 жыл бұрын

"And a Landslide brought you down" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😃😃😀😀😁😁

@isabellaanderson5328 3 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad everyone has a container of drive-through condiments with IHop syrup cups next to Del Taco hot sauce.

@reforest4fertility 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen, it's called criminal negligence. Crimes of omission, the ones most overlooked.

@johnchedsey1306 3 жыл бұрын

After January 20th, I never want to hear Trump's name again, except in the police reports.

@charlespeakjr6337 3 жыл бұрын

Or an obituary.

@dryboneskirby 3 жыл бұрын

Thing is some of his supporters will get violent when he gets (probably forcibly) removed from office

@shelleywall5556 3 жыл бұрын

Oh this was a much needed laugh. Thank you!!!

@williamdavis8855 3 жыл бұрын

Genius show.. Comedic timing was impeccable!! 😂

@laalaa99stl 3 жыл бұрын

The electorate have spoken. When will Little Donny learn that no means no?

@mipoorboy1478 3 жыл бұрын

He never will. This www.loser.com will be crying about this election till the day he dies. He truly is one of the worst people ever. Everyday he keeps Biden’s transition team from the Covid information, you know-the one he never goes and sees, is another day that they have to work on it. Where is the outrage??? When someone does in those transition days that Trump has freaking stolen, he should be held accountable.

@mactire6045 3 жыл бұрын

He has learned. He knows he lost. He is just running a fundraising scam and getting his followers riled up for whatever he does after. Probably a far right wing TV network.

@edgy_username 3 жыл бұрын

Just ask his previous wives that question.

@dozzer009 3 жыл бұрын

@@hotpursuit176 Practice what you preach troll

@alainarchambault2331 3 жыл бұрын

December 14th, unfortunately

@vanteal 3 жыл бұрын

I love these live takes with no do over's. He's gotta keep a straight face and keep going when he screwes up. It just feels more genuine and more funny.