"Another year on this planet and I haven't accomplished squat. Can't even drink myself to death." Relatable.

4:34 “And the Christmas rapist is on the lose!” “🎶Holiday rapist!🎵”

2:22 "you think that he cares that 2000 years ago our Lord and savior was born in a mangler?" Stan though😂

4:16 Steve, what a nerdy baby

“Don’t judge me, fatty!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I think Stan Smith was onto something in this episode.

4:04 STAN NO!!!!!! D:

I feel so bad for roger.

Am I the only one who noticed this. When the smiths are outside Stan is wearing different clothes. But when they go into the mall he’s wearing his normal outfit and the hat and scarf

"I've just been handed this injunction, which means we have to cancel this function"

Me: "Stan there are more than one holiday on December like Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, boxing day, and Omisoka that's why people are saying happy holidays to celebrate all the holidays on December."

I like 🎂

It is ironic that at 1:36 he says he can't wait for the rapture knowing what comes next .

Why are they hiding part 2?

Note to self: I like cake.