According to the actual DVD commentary, the joke that Klaus talked over went like this: Stan: Kirk was a much better captain! Bullock: What? Stan: Nothing.

“Stand up and take a bow, Jeff!” Jeff: *Barely moves*

the best "It's just a prank bro"

Stan is a much better father than Peter Griffin will ever be.

I like how Stan took the time to write “Pain” on the menu.

he took him by the nostrils and threw him

1:22 Jimmy was a real person who was a member of the Royal Canadian Mountain Police that was killed by a drunk driver as he was driving to the set he was a close friend of Seth Macfarland

"Stand up and take a bow Jeff" ROFL

today's special *PAIN*

*I started crying when he yeeted him by the nostrils* 😂

I'm surprised Patrick Stewart didn't bust a gut when when he said "Silence, Man Horse." He's certainly a professional.

This is why Stan is a better father then Peter. somebody talks shit about his daughter he beats them to whiten an inch of their life

Wow, Stan wrecked Bullock worse than Uriel Septim the 7th at the hands of the Mythic Dawn assassins

"Silence Manhorse!"

Stan kicks ASS.

I love how painfully realistic-looking Bullock's stumble is at 1:51

Peter and Homer would get destroyed by Stan.

It’s incredibly satisfying when Stan isn’t nerfed in a fight

1:35 Damn Stan is strong, he broke off that seat like it was nothing.

"SIlence! Man-horse." LMAOO

This was this episode that honoured the memory of jimmy ng

Fun fact Jimmy Ng was actually a real people his real name was Trahn Ng but went by Jimmy. Trahn was a Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer who was killed in the line of duty by a street racer. He was a good friend of Seth MacFarlane. MacFarlane hearing of this news last minute switched the script and included Trahn into the show was Jimmy in order to honor his late friend

Stan: “This guy rode me like an animal for 3 hours. Do you have any idea what’s that’s like?🥺 Haley:😑 Stan: “and now I’m not hungry” 😒

“This guy rode me like a animal for 3 hours you had any idea what that’s like?....aaand now I’m not hungry” literally just got that lol

Bullocks pain and desperation was so much that even I felt it. And the fact that he was forcing himself to stay conscious through sheer will power while somehow still formulating coherent sentences takes a LOT of strength

Wow he ripped a metal stool straight outta the floor, thats some rage!

Ahh Patrick Stewart is awesome.

Stelio Kontos would destroy

Stan actually standing up for Haley was kinda Nice to see

They nerfed Stan so hard in the later seasons.

R.I.P Jimmy Ung.

1:10 Stan’s little run 🏃🏻😆

I miss this version of stan, bad ass and knows hand to hand combat, but new stan is a loser can't handle things and gets beaten up easily

This man rode me like an animal for three hours. Do you have ANY idea what that's like?

I still can't believe someone managed to talk Patrick Stewart into playing such an off-the-wall character, but nobody else would ever have been as good!

FYI, the ”funniest joke in the episode” is: Stan: Kirk was a better captain! Bullock (stunned that Stan would dare say that): What?! It’s covered up with the commentary because it’s a “real world” joke rather than one based on events in the show.

It took me 15 years to find this masterpiece 😂

He was in on it...😄😄 take a bow Jeff... Bravo!!!!

1:30: "Kirk was the best captain."

2:43 “take a bow Jeff” lmao 😂

Lmao Jeffs twitching lololol

0:55 this is probably one of the most satisfying scence in the whole first season

people don't understand the beauty of early American Dad

Dude legit passed out for a split second at 1:57🤣🤣

The sudden voice-over cracked me up, I forgot the original episode had that gimmick. "There is spirit within... there is spirit without..."

The commentary cracks me the heck up! 😂😂😂

I really like this scene. Especially the part where Stan writes "PAIN!!!" under today's special.

This is one of the best fight scenes of the series. Avery trying his hardest to play it off makes it even better😂😂😂

The rode me like an animal line is still one of my all time favorites from this show.

Man... Patrick Stewart is a good fighter.

Today's specials: PAIN!!!!!

“for if you couldn’t stand up for your daughter, how could you stand up for your country? or something like that” 💀

How did Stan get beaten by Stelio again?

I love the part where Stan is hungry then loses his appetite lol It’s hilarious

"im assertive now" RIP lmao

The today’s special pain part always makes me laugh. It so unnecessary and hilarious

THIS IS FOR TREATING ME LIKE AN ERRAND BOY!!!!! THIS IS FOR DELAYING MY PROMOTION!!!!!! THIS IS FOR DISRESPECTING MY DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!! AND THIS IS FOR NOT STOPPING AT THE CREEK FOR A DRINK!!!!!!!!

00:24 ....explains why Stand is a little beaten down. "And now I'm not hungry." LOL!

Bullock is strong as shit taking Jeff by his nostrils like that.

Respect to Stan for standing up for Hayley

According to the DVD commentary, the joke that Klaus talked over went like this Stan: "Kirk was a much better Captain" Bullock: "What?" Stan: "Nothing"

This is the first time I ever seen a father defend his daughters honor in fact it’s the best kind of fighting it makes me feel alive

3:18 Bullock had a gun the whole time he took that beating

a rare instance of stan being a good father

Stan fought so much better in the old days. What if he fought Stelios like this? He'd stan' a chance at least.

Jeff's leg twitch at 2:43 is hilarious 😂😂

Love Klaus’s commentary during the fight.

0:07 Me, to the spider in the bathroom that my girlfriend wants me to kill.

One of the best scenes in the entire show.

Props would be wanting this back, Hilarious! XD

2:42 brilliant, you really believes he might have a severe spinal injury.

“Silence man-horse!” - Patrick Stewart

Today's Special: PAIN!!!

Stan: "Sir, she is my daughter?" Bullock: "SILENCE MAN HORSE!"

i love the early seasons of american dad so much

This is still before stans first kill, he was ready to get it here no hesitation

I will never know how Haley fell for Jeff I mean come on homie looked you in the eyes and threw you like a football

Stan, "Hey, I'm hungry! This guy rode me like an animal for three hours! Do you have any idea what that's like?" Hayley gives Stan a questioning look. Stan, "And now I'm not hungry."

this is actually pretty good fight choreography

Bullock had that ass whooping coming many times over

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH OMFG IM DYING, THIS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER

God damn stan wrecked bullock I mean yea stans no unscathed but good Lord broke his arm his leg black eye probably broke bullocks nose too and I'm pretty sure a concussion

he had a gun during that whole fight

"It's okay I'll shut up now"😂😂

1:38 Stan (Seth MacFarlane): Any last words, Deputy Director? Avery Bullock (Patrick Stewart):Um, Uh, just two: you pass.

R.i.p the voice actor of the Asian cook

This episode was dedicated to a special cast member Trahn “Jimmy” Ng. Klaus even mentions him in his commentary :) Rest In Peace Jimmy!

“And this is for not letting me stop by the creek for a drink”. I lost it.

This is for calling me a Arin boy This is for dismissal my premotion This is for disrespecting my daughter And this is for stop promising for a drink. 0:55

When Avery throws up blood on the waitress and she just screams and runs away 😅 I can't breathe 😅

Bullock got fucked up!😂😂😂

"Silence, Man Horse" 🐴 😂

funniest episode of the show imo, bullock is so funny

The fact that everyone is just staring at them fight

Seth McFarlane vs Patrick stewart

It makes me happy to know that even American dad had a good era

This unlocked a memory for me watching this as a kid

silence manhorse!

Today special PAIN😂😂😂

The animators knows how to construct martial arts. Nice.