I'm not a Robber.... I'm the Bank President!!

I'm not a Robber.... I'm the Bank President!! - r/IDOWorkHereLady

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There were three of us who worked security at a prominent downtown bank (1 for day shift, 1 for swing shift, and 1 overnight). I was the swing shift guard.
On the job we had time clocks we had to punch in on in different areas showing we were patrolling. There was ONE revolver for the three of us and I found out it wasn’t in working order (not only dirty and a plugged up barrel, but the cylinder wouldn’t rotate, but it didn’t matter, for the ammo inside had turned green, making it unusable).
So it was my third night, I had just taken over from the older daylight guard and started I making my rounds with my privately owned weapon and cleaning the duty weapon between patrols. When I finished cleaning, and putting in new ammo, I carried it along with mine.
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@Cptn.Viridian 2 жыл бұрын

10:20 "Criminals like you can't order cops around" *PROCEEDS TO IMMEDIATELY ORDER THREE COPS AROUND, FOLLOWING BY ASSULTING ONE OF THEM, BASICALLY MAKING HER A CRIMINAL* Congrats! You played yourself!

@urbanhawk1 2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, she ordered them around before becoming a criminal so a criminal wasn't ordering cops around.

@adamwalker3560 2 жыл бұрын

The narrator asks how serious it is? Well, here is an example taken from a FAQ on a law office's (In the US, NY city to be precise) website: What kind of punishments can you expect? Any form of assault on a police officer could result in a sentence of at least two years, and - as you would expect - this increases with the severity of the charge: The maximum sentence for assault in the second degree is seven years, with a minimum of two years in prison as it is considered a violent felony. The maximum sentence for assault on a police officer is fifteen years, with a minimum sentence of three and a half years in prison, regardless of any prior convictions. For aggravated assault of a police officer, the minimum sentence is five years, with a maximum of 25 - this can be extended to life in prison for persistent felony offenders Yeah, never a good idea, especially, from what I understand, if done in public, the officer is actually REQUIRED by law/codes of conduct to take the person in, regardless of the circumstances.

@l1ghtn1ng_zenith 2 жыл бұрын

@@urbanhawk1 Man just unlocked the 4th dimension of thinking.

@Accrovideogames 2 жыл бұрын

@Adam Walker : Except she didn't commit assault, she committed battery. The repercussions are much less severe. No one is going to jail for a minimum of two years for simply slapping someone in the face, regardless of who the victim is. Please look up the legal definition of assault and battery, and learn the difference. What she did is clearly just a misdemeanor. Some states, like Louisianna, have a mandatory 15 days in jail and a fine up to $500 for what the lady did. If the victim wasn't a police officer, then jail time would be optional.

@adamwalker3560 2 жыл бұрын

@@Accrovideogames From my understanding (and the legal definitions on the internet as supplied from law office FAQ's), the main difference between battery and assault is that battery typically has the presence of injuries (and thus, no, it is actually a heavier offense because of it). Besides, the point here is that this lady hit an officer in public. That means, if the officer felt threatened, he could've responded with force according to the situation (naturally, internal hearings would've roasted him in this particular situation had he done so), also, what the lady was charged with depends heavily on the city/state/judge/situation, so we're can't really state for a certainty what it would be. In any case, 15 days in jail and a $500 fine isn't correct in this situation, and I do not know where you quoted such a light punishment for such a relatively heavy offense. P.S. An individual can also be charged for multiple counts of assualt and battery for a single act of aggression, so either or isn't a very good what if analysis of the situation. Also, both assault and battery are NOT misdemeanors; physically attacking another person is automatically beyond misdemeanor, extenuating circumstances notwithstanding.

@walkinganimepedia 2 жыл бұрын

7:16 - _"Give this man free coffee unless it's fancy."_ had my dying.

@bat0r1ang 2 жыл бұрын

me to lol

@OreganoParsley 2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo

@Cxste11xn 2 жыл бұрын

Love the entitlement. "How dare you treat a cop like a servant and give him orders?" "This cop isn't doing what I want. I'm going to physically abuse him into following the order I gave him."

@yordisignaciodelarosaqueza439 2 жыл бұрын

Wow, the irony

@lisacartwright2402 2 жыл бұрын

First story: if it was an actual audit u think they would inform the security guard so crap like this doesn't happen.

@gustavoarzaga1679 2 жыл бұрын

Remember the guy before didn't give him a heads up about it so that makes me suspicious of the previous guy on watch

@jhaytea2257 2 жыл бұрын

@@gustavoarzaga1679 Previous guy on watch definitely intentionally didn't mention the audit in the logs or to the guard. Either because he's a lazy asshole or because he was the one taking money and was hoping something would happen that would implicate OP or at least cancel the audit.

@devindiamond8834 2 жыл бұрын

The bank story is kinda wholesome

@protojager 2 жыл бұрын

The barista said she knew the pastor and his son, OP later says he has a brother. It's clear that she didn't know the guy has more than one son since OP doesn't go to church and is living outside of his hometown.

@agr0nianTV 2 жыл бұрын

Glad I checked the comments cause I was gonna type that 😁

@jhaytea2257 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, no reason most of the time for pastor or brother to bring up OP if he doesn't go to church.

@twiceshy9773 2 жыл бұрын

so the pastor owns various businesses in this town?? that's- that's kinda worrying.... he lets his son be an atheist so how strong is his "faith" really then if he allows his own son to "go to hell"- so he's a pastor for the money?? for the power?? Lol that little addition changes the whole tone of this funny little story

@vasteria446 2 жыл бұрын

@@twiceshy9773 or he thinks people are allowed to have their own opinion and not force their own upon someone else.

@AngelLee162540 2 жыл бұрын

@@twiceshy9773 What do you expect him to do, force his own believe onto his son? That not only would damage their relationship but also make his son disliking the religion even more.

@atrexler08 2 жыл бұрын

The end though “She didn’t have any friends. I wonder why” then it just ends.

@venkatasiddhardhayarlagadd2164 Жыл бұрын

That was just so damn satisfying

@iAPX432 2 жыл бұрын

On my military time, there was an exercice for newbie: guard the ammunition warehouse, by night. Usually late on the night a high-rank officer with medals on its uniform will come and ask to enter the warehouse, and this is a test: you have to stop it, first by asking politely but firmly, then by pointing your assault rifle to him. If you let him approach you, or worse enter, you are literally done! It was usually an instructor from another group with Colonel or General marks on its uniform, so you don't know this person in any way.

@jhaytea2257 2 жыл бұрын

In that case, how did you get permission? was it only a small group of people that the guard would clearly know that were allowed to enter? or could it only be accessed during day-light with more then one officer?

@gh05tparkourfreerunning31 2 жыл бұрын

@@jhaytea2257 If I had to guess I eould say that he would need to show identification. Just about anyone can steal a few medals and try to pull this off

@blumoogle2901 2 жыл бұрын

@@jhaytea2257 Usually for stuff like this, even in the private sector, even if the CEO or god himself shows up, you need a written orders in advance about who has access and when they are expected to arrive from someone in their own direct chain of command.

@Schrodingers_kid 2 жыл бұрын

What do you do if they refuse?Attack?

@iAPX432 2 жыл бұрын

@@Schrodingers_kid we are tasked to put them down if they don't comply, yes it is what it means to protect and defend a military ammunition building. Would you suggest another way? Flowers? Begging them on our knees to not enter? 🤣

@trajectoryunown 2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah. That bank owner's a good man. I hope he had a good life.

@noheroheretryagain837 2 жыл бұрын

second story, it was mentioned that he had a brother so she wasn't lying or making up stories lol

@animetalk8132 2 жыл бұрын

That was a surprise end

@chrisknopp5201 2 жыл бұрын

Its either a big old fine or jail depending on how petty the cop is

@petelee2477 2 жыл бұрын

I say jail just because we know had a man did this that's what would have happened and I'm for equality.

@Donavan37 2 жыл бұрын

I hope he was very petty then in this case.

@nightstrider15 2 жыл бұрын

Speaking currently, I work at a bank and we would never let someone have access to the vault or safe deposit box areas without verifying that the person is an auditor or a vendor. If they’re an auditor we can look them up in our employee records as they’re sent internally. If they’re a vendor we aren’t familiar with we have policies in place to verify there is a work order and that we expect them to be there for servicing or deliveries.

@Kreachie 2 жыл бұрын

10:59 - 11:04 She got to test out the New Seat in handcuffs herself! ;3

@Life-tuber_NPC 2 жыл бұрын

🤔🧐🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@OverseerMoti 2 жыл бұрын

Touché

@mayapapaya4952 2 жыл бұрын

Story 2, the girl serving at the coffee shop wasn't making it up. She was talking about OPs brother who still went to church while OP didn't

@krzysieknamodach7790 2 жыл бұрын

Bro in the end he just roasted her lol. (btw great vids i watch them nonstop, keep up the good work) >:)

@cocolasticot4233 2 жыл бұрын

Im surprised the suspects in the first stories reacted like that at the end, because I know someone who works in security, and, well the guard did exactly what he should do, but that generally wouldn’t have stoped it from getting fired. Bosses generally dont care about good employees when they annoy them

@baphomathedude8057 2 жыл бұрын

Story 2 sounds more like a employee who thought they were trying to get free coffee. Ill be honest I don't think I would have believed him either. At least it ended up being just a laugh, its nice when uncomfortable situations have funny endings.

@andredfreitas6909 2 жыл бұрын

The footage was made in Arpoador beach, the BEST beach in Rio de Janeiro!!! It's between Ipanema beach and Copacabana beach!!👍👍👏

@Cart3811 5 ай бұрын

Thank you

@dylanwickund9109 2 жыл бұрын

Me and 2 friends were walking from a bus stop to one of their houses when we got stopped by a cop and were told we match the description of 3 people climbing on a roof trying to break in i laughed and said we just got of tje bus not even 5 mintues ago and havent been near that street he got mad and said he will drive us the street over to my friends house and if he sees us again he will arrest us lol i could be as i was the oldest the other 2 couldnt be but the youngest friend ditched a pocket knife a big one down the seat and 2 weeks later i was being arrested for it and i lost my shit on the cops and told them whose it is check for prints and just kept repeating that until they finally did and i was let go but they didnt arrest the other kid who was 13 i was 16 and my other friend was 14 it was bs just because i was the oldest they tried to blame me

@kcnoel5270 2 жыл бұрын

I work in a wedding venue, and we have food caterers who are partnered but separate businesses. They do their job in our space, and we stay out of their way. Sometimes we guide them but aside from conversation with the owner of the catering business, we keep to ourselves. Occasionally I get mistaken by new catering staff for a guest, while sometimes a guest mistakes me for catering staff. I’m always chill with it

@jeremykrawzik5535 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for Service

@lucka2794 Жыл бұрын

Hi, I just wanted to say, that you are a great storyteller and I love your voice.

@lingroire2556 2 жыл бұрын

Love the first story, thought he was the thief at first then cowboy duel welding guns

@sanddagger36 2 жыл бұрын

Story 3: These people are so weird. It's like they go through life waiting for the chance to get involved in something bigger than their hum drum lives. They see something they perceive as illegal and think it is their moment to shine. From that moment forward they have lost all sense of reason. They cannot be talked down. They do not believe any excuse you give them. They think they are right and that they will be rewarded for doing the right thing and they cannot process anything different happening.

@Accrovideogames 2 жыл бұрын

You basically described Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

@downhiller232 2 жыл бұрын

about story #3 well she tested the new seats aswell :)

@joelledawid5259 2 жыл бұрын

12:27 THE SIMULATION « karen : I want to speak to your manager . Server -manager : I am the manager. Karen : your the bar manager ? »

@ericjohn767 2 жыл бұрын

I am now officially addicted to these videos.

@acemoonwolf 2 жыл бұрын

That firearm sounds like a dam hazard to everyone around it

@ChakatNightspark 2 жыл бұрын

For story 2. heard similar thing like that in my town few years back. similar instant to. Family Owned Shop, Son usually able to get something small for free Coffee donut like that. But they did it differently. Family Own Shop had Specials ID cards made up. Similar to like a Card that gets punched after so many can get coffee or donut for free. but these were ones that got slide into the Register so it would come up as legit. Employees got one too. so they were allowed to get item for free too. it wasn't something crazy. and it is a Coffee Shop too. They make Donuts and Bagels and other pastries. just bit of a breakfast style deli. but was open from 6am to 2pm. 7 days a week 365 days a year. even Xmas and other holidays.

@only1sn1not1taken 2 жыл бұрын

That sudden end to the video was like a perfect Mic drop.

@toageki843 2 жыл бұрын

He pulled the no am the manager joke yes

@better.better 2 жыл бұрын

story number one the bank guard: there are people who companies can hire specifically to do penetration testing to see how secure their facility is, and Banks would be a prime candidate for this type of audit. the pen testing pros don't actually take things, their job is just to get there and record some kind of proof that they were able to bypass the security and gain access to things that they're not supposed to be able to gain access to. this means that they're "social engineering", picking locks, bypassing electronic security, hacking into computers, whatever it takes to get a photo or video of them accessing things they're not supposed to be able to access that they include in their final report. there's actually a whole genre of KZfaq videos related to this. their goal is to get in there as easily and non-destructively as possible, which means that social engineering is the primary method

@sfmportalcore8845 2 жыл бұрын

The narriator roasted the last karen with 3 words "i wonder why"

@devonm042690 2 жыл бұрын

The OP of the coffee shop story mentioned a brother, and you read said mention. The brother was the son the newer employee knew.

@fayclair328 Жыл бұрын

2:28 Insert Visible Confusion meme here.

@matthewdeavitt9888 2 жыл бұрын

Battery on a Police Officer is classified as a third degree felony. As such, the offense is punishable by up to 5 years in prison or 5 years of probation, and a $5,000 fine.

@tranvanan25 2 жыл бұрын

The last story was cut off perfectly lmao

@KittenKatja 2 жыл бұрын

What happened: Entitled elderly saw an arrestee released on a parking lot while being polite to the cops. This usually only happens at night when no one can see this. That's also how a master's degree student died.

@R.E.Z. 2 жыл бұрын

The bank president really did a good job commenting his security guard. Many would have used the situation to show authority, but he congratulated the guard for doing his job correctly with the knowledge he had at the moment. You don’t want security guards scared to do the job they were hired to do.

@AnnaMariaRosalesMusic 2 жыл бұрын

Hitting a cop is like a six month jail time

@LouisianaBurns 2 жыл бұрын

I am the being president!

@Next3276 Жыл бұрын

In the last one he shoulda walked in the back and come out with a different expression, and say "wadaya want ey"

@Telco12 2 жыл бұрын

Hehehe this was almost certainly bank of the ozarks so i find this hilarious

@jhaytea2257 2 жыл бұрын

In story #2, the narrator says it's weird how the girl made up knowing the pastor's son, when they've clearly forgotten that OP mentioned he has a brother and that OP himself came out as atheist and doesn't go to church anymore. Chance's are she knows his brother, who is probably still religious. Just thought that should be clarified

@R.E.Z. 2 жыл бұрын

Anytime I’m at work, regardless of wether or not we know the person, no one ever can do a “check” on something without the proper credentials and proof. If the ceo of the company (who I recognize) came in to check the security system or even the ac unit, I have to have either paper work or sometimes he would need a code that is randomly generated everyday to do it.

@berreyburglsen7562 Жыл бұрын

the video ends in an amazing way

@PotatoPlaysGames__ 2 жыл бұрын

For the story with the coffee shop where he startled the girl he said he had a brother so she wasn't lying when she said she knew his son just didn't know he had 2

@Hiett1 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@Gamer_G33k 2 жыл бұрын

The first one reminds of a story about a WalMart warehouse security guard who stopped Sam Walton himself for not having an ID. Sam thanked the guard and went to his car to get the ID.

@scythe6992 28 күн бұрын

Story 2: She had met the father's son - OP mentions he has a brother. She just wasn't aware there was a second son.

@FallenChaos619 2 жыл бұрын

lol the old lady in sixties smacked the commander. lol

@blumoogle2901 2 жыл бұрын

Most big companies have policies in place nowadays to prevent random people walking in claiming they are there to check stuff, and if the policies are followed noone should be able to pull a fast one. At the very least an email ahead of time and name badge, uniform and signing in with security, and for sensitive stuff a call all the way up the chain to the big boss to confirm. I don't even think the safe trick would work if a company has drop safes, because you need a bank security guard with the second key to open the safe, and that second key is only ever on the premises for 30 minutes every few days when the area is locked down with all non-critical personnel locked out and the cash delivery vehicle and guards are there to collect the money.

@eddie3212 2 жыл бұрын

when the lady that slapped a police commander she bought a one way ticket to jail

@flora_76 2 жыл бұрын

0:03 i am the being presidente!

@caffeinatedcaffeine3671 2 жыл бұрын

How does ammo turn green

@AlkHacNar 2 жыл бұрын

Corrosion

@eroneron810 2 жыл бұрын

It has some copper mixed in to the shell

@donovanwick9278 2 жыл бұрын

copper mix with oxygen = green rust. have you seen old pennies?

@LMP19870 2 жыл бұрын

Never knew that ammo can turn green. What happens if someone shoots using them?

@jessejamesmanfred6319 2 жыл бұрын

@@LMP19870 nothing, the gunpowder is useless as it means moisture got to them

@zeronenine-randomguy 2 жыл бұрын

first story was in the 70s after all and everybody isnt easily offended😂

@titaniumvulpes 2 жыл бұрын

In the 70s weren't white people super offended that black people got to eat at the same restaurants as them?

@acemoonwolf 2 жыл бұрын

Its better to check when unsure

@joshuatrewyn3156 2 жыл бұрын

I'd only let them check if I sent one of my guards to watch over them

@jessicaspaw528 11 ай бұрын

This is how a normal person handle sings one that's not an entitled Karen.

@seangleeson8073 Жыл бұрын

Story 3: Lady got the chair.

@lubu682 2 жыл бұрын

that ending tho

@Imirtilis 2 жыл бұрын

“I am the being president”

@TheCodingDucky 2 жыл бұрын

10:36 slapping someone isnt actually assault, it's battery. Assault is the threat to commit battery while battery is when you actually attack someone

@user-ho9gt3ly6b 2 жыл бұрын

I'd let them in. I surely don't pay for insurance not to use it

@rendomstranger8698 2 жыл бұрын

Some people need to be taught the hard way that all forms of physical contact are considered assault. That women is lucky she didn't run into someone like me. Due to my autism, I have no idea how I would respond in such a situation. Chances are however that I would lose self-control and could seriously injure her. And I know for a fact that I'm one of the less dangerous people that women could have slapped. I went to school with people who had far more serious anger issues. If that women slapped any of them, she would have walked away with a hospital bill if she was lucky.

@vehicleunhandler 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah i felt that people with autism are people that have lose control on emotions? Autism is actually unexplainable for me but i also have one i might go ballistic and leave with an injury

@fantasticmrmonk 2 жыл бұрын

@@vehicleunhandler no more than anyone else.

@Vincent-gp3vm 2 жыл бұрын

"I don't know how serious slapping a officer is." I had looked it up and depending on the severity of the injury they would get 2-40 years in prison for assault or battery of a police officer.

@Soothsayer_98 2 жыл бұрын

on the second story when she mentioned she knows the pastor's son she wasn't making it up, she was referring to OP's brother who she didn't know had a sibling to begin with she was right in knowing his son, just not the correct son when it mattered

@gregorymonroe8323 2 жыл бұрын

I am the being president. Oh c’mon fix this

@Pengart 2 жыл бұрын

well, not a robber huh?! didnt you just say you were the president of the bank?! and then you say you are not a robber... riiiight...

@truekurayami 2 жыл бұрын

In story number 3, I'm not sure when this happened, but with how bad some agencies are across the USA anymore slapping the Watch Commander could have been a death sentence.

@lidontknow7795 2 жыл бұрын

not gonna lie for the 3rd story i was mainly watching the person that was on the right side of the subtitles for a good while trying to figure our whats in the bag gotta say its a nice bag

@bestrad2300 2 жыл бұрын

1st story. Bank manager did not communicate.

@isiahepperson625 2 жыл бұрын

In Missouri the law if you slap a cop or hot one is 2 years guaranteed

@CastleOfAvalon 2 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't they share the information with the guards, that an event like that will take place?

@maniksinghgamer5099 2 жыл бұрын

In Thumbnail there's low budget Darth Vader

@nameless4353 2 жыл бұрын

6:56 She did see his father in church with his son So basically she saw OP is father and brother and assumed he had only 1 son

@giantmess4335 2 жыл бұрын

One thing that kinda pisses me off as someone who knows how wholesale works. Why not buy directly from the liquor shippers? you get a discount for each bottle you buy in bulk, then again depends on the room for storage but that pulls a bit of a nerve that a legit business with a business number wouldnt do that. I know just going out and buying what you might need is faster to restock right away but wow.

@jacksonstefaniak9684 2 жыл бұрын

8:09 did anyone else see the qr code, and does anyone know what it does when you scan it?

@thealdoc 2 жыл бұрын

slap the cop. *WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!*

@michellefoate4215 2 жыл бұрын

six months of prison time if you assault a Officer

@VarmintLP 2 жыл бұрын

Story 3 where was that old lady when the cops go in for police brutality? I mean they should also get fired, right?

@kuro6237 2 жыл бұрын

I remember when I was if I’m right 10 or 11 and I got out of school and walked home and saw some people who work for my dad and an unused thing lf equipment (its not really equipment it’s one lf those machine with an extending arm on it so people who are standing on it can get higher) I was on one with my dad in the past so I knew it was disabled at that moment so I went to sand on it because it was grounded anyway (stupid younger me) and one of the workers saw and got really mad at me because strangers can’t use it and my uncle who also works for my dad worked at that place at that moment too but was on a break and went to see the commotion and was like oh hey how are you (he had already given me permission to be ln it when it’s disabled a few days before) and the other worker just was like you know this kid and he was like yeah that’s the boss his son it was kinda funny to see his reaction

@ImTheBest420Gamer 2 жыл бұрын

Isn't it 6 months in jail for assaulting a cop

@lolyou_idiot3699 2 жыл бұрын

lmao

@xanderbryant3020 2 жыл бұрын

No I would not let check my safe

@flamerom5845 2 жыл бұрын

I love I do work here’s the most

@Ellt121 2 жыл бұрын

I was just there

@JAYDOG1337A 2 жыл бұрын

I mean yeah, obviously bars and restaurants charge more for food and drinks, how the fuck else would they get any profit?!?

@jetstream504 2 жыл бұрын

Story 3 at least it would be realistic for the person in the back of the car

@rafaelcastor2089 2 жыл бұрын

What do you mean "He wasn't right"? He literally was right and doing his job

@landeneisenhart812 2 жыл бұрын

I would do what the police officer did, tell her it’s a joke and we were testing a material out for the cats

@cheeseburger_conosiuer 2 жыл бұрын

my tooth came out at 1:38

@AsherRossEwing 2 жыл бұрын

Sorry the comment section is gone It’s fixed

@PersonTP 2 жыл бұрын

You seemed to misunderstand the second story

@grollseamore7791 2 жыл бұрын

in all honesty I will not stop you from going to the back because it ain't my job unless you've made it appernt that you do not work there even if you say someone else has let you