"has wandered down from the hills in search of food, or perhaps, employment."

A large Boulder the size of a small Boulder lol

You got it man, best part 😂

Funny af

2nd best, number 1 will always be the leprechaun in Alabama with the "amateur sketch"

Alex it was monthly. So 60 dollars a year. When you are like homer, you can get a six-pack for that, back then.

@@NotShowingOff More like $5 bi-weekly, that's $130 annually.

@@OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8 Still, $130 a year with taxes doesn't sound bad. I work in a job that's minimum wage is $15 per hour. $130 would easily be taken care of with 2 days of work.

Not if you never use them and never will

Or $260 if you get weekly checks. 😆

It probably was searching for employment. See, the bears had hard times, what with the bees going on honey strike and them not getting some action in the cave. They need to bring in the bacon.

That's the joke.

“You suck Mcbain!”

That's sadly how a lot of people react to wild animals.

Says a lot about our society

Not like they should get friendly or comfortable with it, but it's not intentionally going out of it's way to harm people because it's bored. You're more likely to find more malicious intent in a common household cat than in a wild bear.

Maybe having to carry a knocked out Barney on a truck happens more often than we know.

The Moes truck may be one of my favorite all time scenes

This one scene Is funnier than all the Simpsons episodes in the last 15 years combined

That truck is from Moe's panda and whale smuggling business

The absolute star of this vid!

I thought the same thing

Never noticed that mate.😂

That's not really something he should be proud of though.

@@MaxOakland why the music symbol

@@seronymus it’s becaUse I’m a verified music artist. It was automatically added

Sorry man can u explain the meaning of that sentence to me, non english speaker? 😁

@fabiovezzaro7505 When a person commits a crime, and another person is knowingly involved, they are an 'accessory to the crime' even if they didn't commit the crime itself. Like if somebody helped another person commit murder, they would be an 'accessory to murder'. It means that you weren't the person who directly committed the crime, but you knowingly assisted the criminal in committing the crime.

It actually makes sense. The Anti-Tiger Rock was a one-time purchase. The Bear Patrol Tax is a repeating expense.

Just like the cartoon reality we live in where people are eating horse de-wormer instead of taking a free vaccine.

@@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep I usually don't take anything for free. It has a trick most of the time.

@@adamantiuscloudcat1799 Okay well take it for the donut then.

@@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep That "horse dewormer" has been certified for use in humans for certain conditions. The "free vaccine" is experimental technology and costs a fortune in tax money.

Bears can be really cute in real life too

But you are their prey,so it's best to avoid them if you wanna live.

Ned is such a drama queen. 😁

It’s smile is heavenly 😊

Ikr, I was thinking the same thing-

Good old days, when Simpson joke means something

Doh!

This is still one of my favorite lines.

Tax this!

I pay the David tax

I love how most of the comments start with "I Love". A programmed generation.

@@LordTalax people peddling this generational nonsense are just as stupid as they think the people they're addressing are. absolute cringe.

I love it

The bear legit looks so friend shaped and huggable.

​@@LordTalaxhow tf is saying I love like what the op said "proof" of programing? Are we really at the point where saying something perfectly normal is somehow part of a conspiracy or something? Whatever generation you're from definitely isn't a good one.

That is honestly one of the most seymoujr skinner lines

@@Darkstar1484 That’s why I love the joke so much, it’s very in line with his character.

Smart!

Extremely smart.

Later on... Are these idiots getting dumber or louder?

If you can't beat 'em, take their money.

I also love Homer looking in all directions to make sure there isn't a tiger in sight and contentedly putting the rock in his pocket after his savvy purchase.

Same. She's like nah, forget it.

I need a rock like that

@@kdash3215 à 9za

Misanthropic Isolation 3:08 “And These Ones are “Smarter” that the Average Bear. They Swiped My Pic-A-Nic Basket!” XD 😂 😆 😝 🧺 🐻

I think the bear is looking for employment

It’s like a freakin’ country bear jamboroo round here!

"Fiery but mostly peaceful protests"

"Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax!" "That's the home OWNER tax." Hahahaha :D :D :D

because even when he's part of an angry mob, he's still lame as hell.

“Am I so out of touch?”

The fact that it was Quimby really brought it home.

@@mrbrianandrewsmith Never got why he was eating a sandwich at that moment until now....classic Simpsons have so many layers to the humor, truly a great show

The AV-ER-AGE bear. 😂

Yogi reference.

Homer:” It’s like freaking Country Bear Jamberoo around here!”

gutz1981 they're looong gone now

I know. What a great series. At least we can always go back to the older seasons and still enjoy them. Even funnier now as an adult. Gotta thank Conan O'Brien for being one of the writers and produers during these seasons.

Trumpsters: Ah not an illegal in site. The wall must be working perfectly!

This is when it was starting go a little bit weak, not absolute poo, but not quite as good

gutz1981 yup...thats conan o brian for ya

$5 per american is 1.5 billion oligarchs love misusing that on stealth bombers

@@willtheoct the bear patrol tax is only in springfield 😂

@@peterpanda4296 how many working residents live in Springfield though? If it's for example, 2,000, than $5 per employee/employer would've paid the city $10,000, which is definitely not enough for a bunch of bear patrol vans, and a freakin bear patrol jet in the sky

@@alvexok5523 of course thats not enough, thats the joke, i mean they literally have a stealth bomber lol

You assume it’s a flat tax…. It could be a 10% tax on income over a threshold. Someone with a million dollar income could be losing 100k to bear patrol taxes.

That's awesome! I never noticed that either and I've seen all these episodes dozens of times. Another proof that this was the Golden Age of The Simpsons.

2:53 never noticed that

Yeah and he also eats from a picnic basket, maybe not just coincidentially the day moe's was stolen

@@wellllew3591 Thanks captain obvious

I also love how someone does something

*comic book guy voice* “worst police officer ever”

He must’ve graduated the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy.

i love that too. What else do you love?

Yeah, you know what, when you really think about it, why’d they let this guy be Chief of Police in the first place?

I didn't catch that until I was older. It's hilarious as hell.

why is it funny?

@@sgtpepper91 I suck at explaining jokes, but I'll try. This joke is layered in 3 parts. The first is that Moe claims these bears are smarter than average and capable of stealing- which is doubtful, plus it's coming from someone like Moe, so most likely he's just bullshitting. The 2nd part is that *it* *actually* *is* *true* because it was Quimby who stole it lol. The last layer is that Quimby, who is obviously quite rich from corroption and what not, has no reason to take a simpleton's picnic basket because he could simply buy something similar. So Quimby did it out of spite or evilness lol or stupidity who knows...

@@TyTimeIsAwesome Haha thanks, I was sure the joke was in the "pick-a-nick" pronunciation Moe used, but I guess I just had to watch the episode

@@sgtpepper91 That is a reference to Yogi bear, a cartoon character who is infamous for stealing "pick-a-nick" baskets from people.

Yeah he's so chilled right

ikr it's so hilarious, it's probably the most peaceful bear and here's Ned driving like a madman and jumps through the window when the bear is just sitting there 😂

Next time maybe he shouldn’t be a bear.

That's the joke.

"It's all part of the plan"

Jesse Stefanson This is my favourite line ❤😂 Shame the video ended before it

"if you want to pick on immigrants then pick on Willie!" "Willie please, the children want to pick on someone their own size"

Those damn immagants! They’re taking all our bleach!

According to the audio commentary of this episode it was originally titled the anti-immigrant song which was a parody of the Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin

@Jesse Stefanson An extremely bad immigration policy is damaging the United States.

It's amazing what Homer can remember during certain situations lol

Better dead than bear. 🐻

Has the same ring as the immigration and trash commissioner episodes. And certain recent events.

He also gives sensible, accurate advice to just chill for a bit indoors, which honestly makes everyone else's panic funnier

I feel like this exactly how I would be in such a crisis.

Ned: 'screams 3 times and barges through the windows next to the doors".

And meanwhile while Ned is panicking, the bear just sits there staring...

Every person in a horror movie

did anyone realize that it's a multiple joke, like she doesn't know how to work a nob, or 'junk'

DompyG That's it, if I'm going to be trapped in the house, I'm going out to buy some beer!

Thats the best part AJAJAJAJA

Imp sons

Simp sons

Bad news for the Bears.

Jared Wignall are you quoting the show or just being loud

The show...

They cut out the mustache parade line.

I know, and that's the best part.

lol look at the video description. "we're here. we're clear..." why clean it up for the description??

That's your mailbox, Simpson!!

@@jasminnemcdonald94A D'oh!

I love Homer's stupidity, always cracks me up

I love that bit can't believe Homer is so stupid but it's funny

I consider this one of the best jokes of all time full stop. It has everything. Brilliant writing, incredible delivery, perfect execution, and a football to the groin!

The bear was really just being chill.

Unless its hungry or has cubs around Bears don't pay humans much mind Well except for Grizzlies and Polar Bears, they may mess you up just for being in the wrong place

​@@ianlaswick9505outside of polar bears, most of the time bears are extremely chill, even grizzlies can just sit there existing in vibes. Bears have the ability to truly go no thought head empty

Maybe the army just had a surplus and sold them to Springfield for a cheap price.

technically, if every citizen paid 5$ yearly, the bear patrol can get 4 B1-Spirits

Mustang Rt depends on the size of Springfield given that it changes from small town to one with an international airport

zxKAOS1 except no one wants to have to foot the bill even if it’s only an extra $5

@@mustangrt8866 B-1s are Lancers, B-2s are Spirits

Catch chant there Homer

@WirelessNut I believe it is in fact 'queer'. I think it's something to do with pride rallys but idk what the exact reference.

Kevin Murphy LOL I know the bear looked like he was really confused by Ned.

Kevin Murphy lol

Kevin Murphy flanders is such a pussy

this is what flanders thought as he saw the bear "holy diddly iddly it's a bear!".

Kevin Murphy lol ikr lol he was just looking at Ned like hi what's your name⁉ you want to be friends⁉ lol

That's the Simpson mailbox

@@FjdnfjcjdDndnnd i am well aware, I watched the clip

@@FjdnfjcjdDndnnd You mean the Impson mailbox?

Sledge lmao!

In reruns they cut out some gay jokes. I never even seen the episode where a gay moved in with the Simpson's and Homer got worried about Bart until a couple years ago on FXX

@@codename617 -- Damned homersexuals...

@@AndiGravity lmao. Marge is a homersexual

It wasn't the upsloader. This is a TV recording. And the channel removed some scenes for time, I suppose.

Are you really trying to make this a "Simpsons told the future" thing? 🤨

I know I plenty of beer in my fridge for 2020. :) 🍺 🍻

Yeah, no kidding!

So true!!!!if I'm going to be in lockdown, I might as well be drunk!!!! Lol

"If I have to be stuck home alone in lockdown, I'm going to do it with all of my friends and family with me."

And no food

The Scottish police

Sweet dreams, Smokey....

They could have charged Barney with ketamine consumption...

Wow, opening my eyes to the Simpsons being homophobic.

@@GSNRecords huh?

He’s in search of food or possibly employment.

@@CasualGamer4K arent we all :(

0:28 is better.

Run daaddy run!

it's too funny to watch it over and over again

Me too. I thought it was just the way he carries his own lunch to work.

@@lumpylumpyloo Woah, what? That's kind of extreme. This person didn't really do anything...

Smarter than your average mayor

Yes, while people are busy blaming the bears and immigrants, he's stealing people's lunch. Pretty much how politics and politicians actually work in real life.

Alcoholics during the Coronavirus

Sounds like me this entire year.

DR. JOE ROGAN that’s gonna make it worse

MercSniper 09 Alcoholics?

@@MercSamurai09 Long term, yes. At least you can buy happiness for a few hours :)

TheloniousKeys781 when she wasn't a prick

Come on.. Lisa has gotten way more interesting over the years. You're honestly going to tell me you liked her more when she was perfect and had no flaws? It's weird how some people hate her now because she's a much more well-rounded character and a more realistic kid. How does Bart get a free pass when he's been such a little shit from day 1? It's like, nooo, dog forbid that Lisa has a more capricious and rebellious side to her now and isn't such a Mary Sue anymore. We apparently can't have that; people will just have a fit if Lisa is suddenly interesting.

Based on what? All of your six years of Simpsons viewing? Son, I've been watching the Simpsons since it first aired, and I've seen all the characters develop over all that time. Lisa was originally amusing in the cartoon sketches in the Tracey Ullman Show; Then when The Simpsons spun off into its own show, Lisa was written as "the good child" opposite to Bart's "bad child", and that would be her defining role for years, until the writers started to make Lisa manic and quirky. Lisa has been given interesting character traits and flaws and is no longer "Little Miss Perfect". She doesn't just have all the answers anymore. Lisa can make mistakes, misjudge something, she can be conceited, neurotic, obsessive, she's prone to panic attacks and will even cross lines to protect her image and reputation. And despite all this, she still has more moral fiber than her family and believes in a better future for everyone.

Advanced intelligence my ass .

Now she is written to appeal to overweight women with arts degrees who walk around in comfortable shoes and scream and yell at white men.

+Taumpy Tears "clear" not "queer"

+4exgold Never has there ever been an equal rights slogan that contained the words "we're here , we're clear".... unless its scientologists and they arent 'clear' either

+4exgold They're saying 'queer'.

you guys r right, just confirmed on imdb....my bad

Wish the vid had the scene where homer mentions where he got the chant from. Though that would explain the joke of it.

And the music! The plodding bear version of the simpsons theme just highlights the benignity of the bear and sets up the towns overreaction so perfectly.

woah :) WOAH.... X_X

Is it like a country bear jamboroo ‘round there?

how is your beer supply?

It's like something you'd see in banjo kazooie or donkey kong 64

It's the Impsons theme.

Ben Simon Sounds like something you might hear on Winnie the Pooh.

Where can I see the reply to this

I mean the clip

+Artyom Zaytsev For $5.00 a citizen as well. We need the Springfield accountant at the federal government. ASAP.

+Artyom Zaytsev Seeing as they cost $737 million apiece and that's a drop in the bucket in keeping them flying.

+Artyom Zaytsev And now the big question: why exactly would a neighborhood watch-style patrol unit intended to deter and relocate bears need a stealth bomber with cruise missile and nuclear capabilities?

+The Ugly Barnacle Think of the children.

+Artyom Zaytsev That gets me every time.

That is why The Simpsons is an iconic cartoon.

rick and morty? no? dont say no!

Amazing World of Gumball

there wasnt much at ANY point in tv history, very few shows are full of phd writers, scientists, & long hours of iteration

Futurama, rick n morty. Futurama especially had smart humor

Damn straight.

DemocRATS running around wild ruined america

@@joedirte716 You understand republiCUNTS are the reason the second wave of unvaccinated spread is happening?

Simpsons predicted covid alcoholism

The bear was cute.

The bear's :3

Now that you’ve catalogued it all I’ve gotta admit: That poor bear saw some weird s*it.

When a wild bear is the most rational living thing in town.