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Amy Schumer- “Never Shake A Baby”- Full Special
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2 ай бұрынAmy Schumer reflects on the beauty of Miami, advice she gave in college and her recent Facebook usage.
Original airdate: April 2, 2010
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@Unbekannter_Blutegel Ай бұрын
Imma be honest i only chuckled once, but only to make fun of her for her catchphrase, "BuT uHmMmMmMm
@noelhutchins7366 2 ай бұрын
I kept laughing; every time I see baby-faces in her knees
@galacgacwatson3102 2 ай бұрын
This made me laugh more than the video
@petethompson721 Ай бұрын
Comedy Central really had the bar set low with this one
@user-yp6xu2fc1j 15 күн бұрын
I luv you Amy,ur #1 awesome laughs
@user-yp6xu2fc1j 15 күн бұрын
I always have fantasy dreams about you LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣
@firstnamelastname4549 Ай бұрын
You know youtube isn’t giving you the real comments when the top ones have -50 likes and there’s a reminder to be respectful
@craftyboi9877 2 күн бұрын
The only funny part about this is that some people watched this whole thing while I watched it at 2x speed because there's no way I'm wasting 20 minutes of my life.
@user-yk8tl1kt8b 12 күн бұрын
She's funny I always laugh 🤣
@zman11231 10 күн бұрын
Are you a dementia patient??
@innervisions1828 Күн бұрын
I guess her humor is too smart for a lot of people here,
@justr6982 2 ай бұрын
Amy is more for blockading the food of babies
@renamanvelova5200 2 ай бұрын
What’s that history stealer oh look who’s calling who a thief huh wonder why half of the Bible has Jewish history in it right
@eugeniocurvati9370 23 күн бұрын
I love her … I think she’s very funny and can watch her shows over and over
@mikefreaz 2 ай бұрын
Who actually finds this funny? Absolute cringe
@isaacg2963 2 ай бұрын
It's very funny actually. Maybe you didn't get the jokes??
@mikefreaz 2 ай бұрын
@@isaacg2963 I just don't find her funny. She's cringy and I find the material to be stale. Also how is this a "special" when it's less than 30 minutes? Shortest "special" in the history of standup.
@isaacg2963 2 ай бұрын
@mikefreaz well, your taste in comedy is different i guess. I enjoyed it. She was hilarious.
@HyugaVault 2 ай бұрын
I went into this expecting it to be cringe. It wasn't that bad. I didn't laugh but I can definitely see why people like her comedy. I gotta say that this is probably the best routine I've seen of hers though
@mikefreaz Ай бұрын
@HyugaVault "Her best routine" and you still didn't laugh. That's hilarious For me it just sounded like the same tired bit.
@user-yp6xu2fc1j 15 күн бұрын
And you got preeeeetiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
@vilmariealcaraz Ай бұрын
When was this?
@danofiremano 21 күн бұрын
According to the YT Description: Original airdate: April 2, 2010
@user-ln2yq6xb4z 29 күн бұрын
Never wouldn't know she was a jew , but she definitely still the show
@markjustesenwildesthubcaps1565 11 күн бұрын
0:11 Amy Schumer
@I_like_Plants130 Ай бұрын
Starting it off with a joke about sex because we already don’t think all her jokes are about sex :|
@great6333 2 ай бұрын
Hilarious
@Chrischrischris1996 2 ай бұрын
What’s with the trope that she steals jokes? She’s obviously talented and funny. She always has her own twist and stories in all her stand ups. She’s funny
@Kamxmarra Ай бұрын
comedy central fell off because of this
@rachelthomas2027 2 ай бұрын
SHE LOOKS AMAZING!!! I LOOOOOVE ❤HER & listening this 2this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@StarlitSalt-pv1eh 20 сағат бұрын
Wow I had no idea you were me and my three friends and physically too
@donniecatalano 19 күн бұрын
Why do they still give her space? She must be paying for it
@Sk-nb3yl 2 ай бұрын
She’s really good. Way way better than other overhyped comedians
@donniecatalano 19 күн бұрын
Yeah stealing content from others is great..
@Sk-nb3yl 19 күн бұрын
@@donniecatalano can guy name the comedians whose content was stolen by her for this show ??
@donniecatalano 19 күн бұрын
@@Sk-nb3yl just search youtube. Plenty, plenty of evidence.
@jezd9787 Ай бұрын
She doesn’t steal jokes. The People who says that she does are just haters. She is very funny and a great comedian.
@johnandybitos6473 Ай бұрын
dude the amount of jokes she stole is crazy. also everytime she steals a joke she also steals bad ones, as if it couldn't get dumber
@bei6768 Ай бұрын
She literally stole ellens joke and told it to her 😂 aint no way you defending her
@thepeterchannel3230 2 ай бұрын
Her special , "mostly sex stuff" (2016) is very funny.
@brianaguilar9782 2 ай бұрын
Just clicked in the video to dislike it. Kept the ads on while typing this and left immediately 💀🥴
@meneergoedemiddag5008 2 ай бұрын
Same paused it to type this do
@PapaCottonDCLXVI 2 ай бұрын
Same here. If I wanted to hear Patrice O’Neal jokes I’ll listen to him deliver them. Thanks anyway, Amy.
@meneergoedemiddag5008 2 ай бұрын
@@PapaCottonDCLXVI i mis patrice we need to troll her in honour of him!
@renamanvelova5200 2 ай бұрын
@@PapaCottonDCLXVIthese aren’t Patrice Oniel jokes do you have Any idea how different his jokes are you can’t translate that his jokes are raunchy womanizing and race related he’s not a master in how to be a bitch
@renamanvelova5200 2 ай бұрын
Fill me in Blanch that’s all Patrice Oniel or the how to be a Jew joke
@isaacg2963 2 ай бұрын
That was hilarious 😂
@kathyfritz9962 2 ай бұрын
The hate in the comments is horrible
@justr6982 2 ай бұрын
Almost as bad as the casualties in real life
@kathyfritz9962 2 ай бұрын
@@justr6982 Really? Sometimes I am embarrassed to be an American
@Mr.Ts_Gold_2Chainz 2 ай бұрын
I think the hate is warranted. It’s a special of recycled tropes with the not so funny Amy twist. Combine all her specials and it’s the same jokes recycled. 🥱
@justr6982 2 ай бұрын
@@kathyfritz9962 feeling is mutual I'm never going to apologize for calling out those who have defended mass atrocity
@iamnormal8648 2 ай бұрын
The hate comments are her style. From the beginning. But all the hate commenters are her biggest fans.
@xOkRiSSiEbabie Ай бұрын
She's great 👍
@lushrimbaughiii 2 ай бұрын
She was great then and only got funnier. Not sure what all the hate is about it's not like she’s Bert Kreischer 🤮
@unfinishd_sentenc9179 2 ай бұрын
That's what I'm saying! If you don't like Amy Schumer, then don't watch her. The hate isn't doing anything other than making the people who are here to laugh upset.
@Mindyourownright 2 ай бұрын
@@unfinishd_sentenc9179I’m glad it’s making you dummies upset. Stop supporting a joke thief who steals dead comedians jokes. Or grow a brain so you have the capacity to laugh at jokes that are actually clever and funny
@dsmith9572 2 ай бұрын
She exposed her penis during a show. That was her, right?
@tektako 2 ай бұрын
@@unfinishd_sentenc9179perhaps ppl dont know whether they like her or not until they’ve watched her? Didya think of THAT, genius? THEN if they don’t like her, they say so. Wtf does that have to do with YOU? Fancy being ‘upset’ that others don’t like what you like.
@tomday1318 2 ай бұрын
She doesn't even take her shirt off.
@StarlitSalt-pv1eh 20 сағат бұрын
I have an alcoholic friend who I help
@tomalmow3814 Ай бұрын
Girl, I love your spirit: keep it up as always ❤❤
@djoseph7178 2 ай бұрын
I like turtles 😊
@tomshortstop14 25 күн бұрын
Wow she got beautiful I love her legs!
@lmc333 2 ай бұрын
She was very cute, still is, but back then very cute and funny
@benjaminborderline 2 ай бұрын
I love her. So funny!!
@karransingh8002 2 ай бұрын
I enjoyed this.. tht asian joke killed
@Mr.Ts_Gold_2Chainz 2 ай бұрын
I maybe missed that part. Where was the killer joke?
@karransingh8002 2 ай бұрын
@@Mr.Ts_Gold_2Chainz 8:20
@loveydoveywomanH20 2 ай бұрын
gang gon be mad tht I think she’s funny
@kaden56 2 ай бұрын
First time listener. Also last time listener. Jokes are meh and her delivery is super boring. Also she laughs at her jokes at the most annoying times.
@unfinishd_sentenc9179 2 ай бұрын
at least it isn't Bert Kreischer
@Mr.Ts_Gold_2Chainz 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, welcome to Amy. Also, mostly rehashed jokes of other comedians.
@Mr.Ts_Gold_2Chainz 2 ай бұрын
@@unfinishd_sentenc9179at least Bert will take his shirt off to add something to his show.
@isaacg2963 2 ай бұрын
I don't know what yall talking about. She is hilarious
@maurawhelan3530 2 ай бұрын
If you don’t like her…easy. Don’t watch…
@unfinishd_sentenc9179 2 ай бұрын
So true! All the hate does is make the people who are here to have fun upset
@Mindyourownright 2 ай бұрын
@@unfinishd_sentenc9179is that you Amy? Why you cheerleading so hard for a joke thief who stole material from Patrice?
@gsponoyakgosimodisa2117 9 күн бұрын
It's that simple. Not rocket science. This negativity and hate is just indicative of sad petty confused, unvalued invalidated people...its sad.
@Mr.Ts_Gold_2Chainz 2 ай бұрын
Amy, you’re looking great! The work you put in on your healthy life style is commendable. Trying to form thoughts to burn calories…
@AK-47-yall 2 ай бұрын
This special is like one of her first from a loooong time ago. This is not recent at all.
@Mr.Ts_Gold_2Chainz 2 ай бұрын
@@AK-47-yallthat would make it two layers of funnier now. 😂
@GaryTolodziecki Ай бұрын
I❤ aim.
@matthightower1570 2 ай бұрын
Why do they keep propping up this unfunny, joke stealing word-that-KZfaq-hates (rhymes with hunt), when there are so many hilarious female comedians out there who actually perform their own material?
@Cynthia-hl3ow 2 ай бұрын
How old is this?
@billysgarden 2 ай бұрын
So witty 🎉❤ Thanks for sharing 😊
@cowboyquebecanimations3068 2 ай бұрын
So who's joke did this hack steal from this time
@Jody3moves 2 ай бұрын
No one's, that's just a band wagon that smooth brains hop on to get attention on the internet lol
@cowboyquebecanimations3068 2 ай бұрын
@Jody3moves not really she's stolen jokes and outright copied sketches verbatim
2 ай бұрын
I will be honest with you, the hobo joke, I heard it first from Ali wong’s Netflix special. But I’m not even sure when is this Amy schumer’s from? But I’m thinking Ali’s had to be first, it’s been years since it was released.
@cowboyquebecanimations3068 2 ай бұрын
There's also the clothing store skit, even used Ellen degeres jokes on her show
@daavc7252 2 ай бұрын
Palestinians , as always
@AbbadonOfTheKey Ай бұрын
I really miss her in her prime.
@spaggio 2 ай бұрын
Amy Schumer < Barndoor Schwab
@j.matthew3152 2 ай бұрын
Comedy Central should be ashamed of themselves for poting this person. dear KZfaq, please block all Amy schumer videos, thanks. #disgusting
@tomday1318 2 ай бұрын
Funny rude but great at it!
@user-ry8jf6fy4b 2 ай бұрын
I love Amy Schumer ❤!!
@DarlaYHV444 2 ай бұрын
You can always base how much the fans liked it, if they did it will have about 10% likes of the views
@melissaroberson4010 2 ай бұрын
So much hate. Why not just stop watching. Do your parents even know you are watching this?
@peterchaloner2877 2 ай бұрын
Funny as a fistula.
@angelahutzler2962 2 ай бұрын
❤❤❤
@xenon6947 2 ай бұрын
Terrible jokes. Should leave stand up. Do something productive.
@renamanvelova5200 2 ай бұрын
This is hilarious I can’t see your horns
@davidbroadfoot1864 Ай бұрын
The Chosen One lives at Palm Beach ... not Miami.
@Neves1277 2 ай бұрын
I am completely understanding and respectful of the right for pro-choice, but treating termination and abortion like it's as casual as blowing your nose or taking a crap shtick gets stale. And saying horrible offensive things then adding , "no, but uh..." and chuckle doesn't make it funny after the fact. The whole audience is cringing at every word. Miss Piggy should have stayed on the Muppet Show.
@meneergoedemiddag5008 2 ай бұрын
Why does she still make specials.... howmany jokes did she steal this time?
@Jody3moves 2 ай бұрын
Would u like some ketchup with ur French cries
@GwenActually 2 ай бұрын
can't support comics who are pro-genocide
@jezd9787 Ай бұрын
So don’t support H.amas comedians if there are any - because to hate on Jewish comedians because of their faith is just wrong.
@hmmmjamz9348 2 ай бұрын
Ohhh thats why she is so big 0:54 I get it now
@unfinishd_sentenc9179 2 ай бұрын
Wow...
@Jody3moves 2 ай бұрын
U would never even have a chance bud
@betarayhill4126 2 ай бұрын
Thought the same thing bro
@SunnyOne-kn7up Ай бұрын
It's not funny to joke about abortion - these are unborn babies. Unbelievable how callous she is about ending human life. No thanks.
@ordinarryalien 2 ай бұрын
Boo! 🍅
@sensorcato 2 ай бұрын
🍅!
@jayjones2821 2 ай бұрын
Everyone who feels the need to excoriate her for supposedly stealing jokes: who died and made you the comedy ethics police?
@statera3547 2 ай бұрын
Don't mind my view just stopping by to dislike
@alisonmaclachlan3954 2 ай бұрын
Sounds like you live an exciting and fulfilling life.
@statera3547 2 ай бұрын
@@alisonmaclachlan3954 Oof got my ass, thanks.
@CortneeHodges-mz6uh 2 ай бұрын
@@statera3547My kinda guy
@goober13823 Ай бұрын
nah i like you bro, you seem like a funny guy
@allenwilliams1376 2 ай бұрын
Sooo this started poorly, bye
@allenwilliams1376 2 ай бұрын
Serious question. Does she actually make a living as a "comedian".
@unfinishd_sentenc9179 2 ай бұрын
@allenwilliams1376 she has a net worth of $45 million so yeah
@user-tm6hd2sc9d 2 ай бұрын
Her jokes are terrible I can’t stand it
@Low4689 2 ай бұрын
Normally you pay to watch stand up shows but to watch Amy? You should be the one getting paid. She started w/ with a lame sex joke. Jesus
@Jody3moves 2 ай бұрын
What kind of joke do u think she should have started with lol
@Low4689 2 ай бұрын
@@Jody3moves Anything that's actually funny
@Jody3moves 2 ай бұрын
@@Low4689 sex jokes are unfunny to people who don't get any
@Low4689 2 ай бұрын
Now that's funny. As if written by Amy herself
@nicholascottle8531 2 ай бұрын
The title is literally a stolen joke
@Jody3moves 2 ай бұрын
From who
@roel.vinckens 2 ай бұрын
@@Jody3moves Jeselnik. Update: and Tosh. Honour will go where it's due. #toshshowfosho
@Jody3moves 2 ай бұрын
@@roel.vinckens and jeselnik stole the entire idea for his TV show from Daniel tosh
@roel.vinckens 2 ай бұрын
@@Jody3moves But he did the one thing that makes using the same subject material no problem at all: He turned it into his own truly original and hilarious bit.
@Jody3moves 2 ай бұрын
@roel.vinckens I have to disagree and I think it's more common than u think in the comedy world for comedians to go off of other people's stuff. It's easy to hate on Amy when there's a band wagon of idiots on the internet who form the popular opinion
@nabiln85 2 ай бұрын
Nope.
@dyan785 2 ай бұрын
Eighty percent of the jokes killed and about twenty duds.
@Mr.Ts_Gold_2Chainz 2 ай бұрын
I am also unable to math
@sherkand7241 2 ай бұрын
12:55 pm ??? SHAKING A BABY!!??? VERY ANGRY THAT A JOKE COULD BE MADE UP ABOUT THE DEATHLY CONSEQUENCES OF SHAKING A BABY!
@alonso11h 2 ай бұрын
This version of Amy was simply AMAZING, perfect delivery, great writing, very well in touch with the crowd....i was a huge fan. i still am actually, just waiting for this phase of her to re-appear.
@Gummyboy_13 Ай бұрын
this shits not funny
@luiginb 2 ай бұрын
Hey Amy Schumer used to be funny, great routine
@j0.ZEF-Who 2 ай бұрын
tryna steal content again huh - AMY
@CH-gl7ed 2 ай бұрын
She was ahead of her time and underated she is one of the funniest comics ever
@tomday1318 2 ай бұрын
Yes!
@Peterson1451 Ай бұрын
Dear God No!
@daniherde4810 8 күн бұрын
I watched the whole thing hoping at some point it would actually be funny, didn't happen 😕
@bigrudd9346 2 ай бұрын
No!
@unfinishd_sentenc9179 2 ай бұрын
You seem lame. At least your dog is cute.
@bigrudd9346 2 ай бұрын
@@unfinishd_sentenc9179 ty!
@mimiduffy4762 2 ай бұрын
I love non-apologetic women
@johnzimbo 2 ай бұрын
Any material written by her in this....or all stolen?
@roel.vinckens 2 ай бұрын
But the bad timing and horrible delivery are all hers !
@Lavendeer201 4 күн бұрын
Tons of NPCs in the comments
@Sprite1223 Ай бұрын
Are these comments jokes?
@goober13823 Ай бұрын
i hope
@petethompson721 Ай бұрын
ikr like maybe amy hired them to say they liked her
@eos1309 2 ай бұрын
I hope the trolls know the comments boost her numbers
@ctsvblk Ай бұрын
Only 39k views bud
@yvettemartinez1341 2 ай бұрын
Hmm she has done better. But good try. 😅
@Tony-Madisson 2 ай бұрын
Tired material, lazy writing, pondering... why am I surprised 🤔🙃
@wompwomp338 2 ай бұрын
Ew.
@budflow420 2 ай бұрын
First joke is about sex this sucks
@unfinishd_sentenc9179 2 ай бұрын
You're not very fun... are you?
@budflow420 2 ай бұрын
@unfinishd_sentenc9179 I mean, I could waste time on you, but I bet you the weird chick at parties
@Mindyourownright 2 ай бұрын
@@budflow420I actually think this is an account made by Amy. She would be that petty and creepy.
@budflow420 2 ай бұрын
@@Mindyourownright I wouldn't be surprised
@treebotreviews 13 күн бұрын
7 seconds. 7 seconds and she started talking about sex.
@artmichael5270 Ай бұрын
She's funny. Stop all the bandwagon hate
@roel.vinckens 2 ай бұрын
Is it in part two where she finally introduces the real comedians?
@MagnusGalactusOG 2 ай бұрын
She used to look amazing. Shame what she has become.
@yvettemartinez1341 2 ай бұрын
I have been asked by 8 men that asked me to marry them. But I have said no to all of them, is there something wrong with me? I don’t have trouble finding men but jeez that’s horrible . I really need to meet the right person and finally get married but I’m scared 😢
@Mindyourownright 2 ай бұрын
That is neither true or funny. Never happened
@st33ldi9ital 2 ай бұрын
Amazing Amy... I'd put a ring on it.. a ring gag that is.
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