You would become a philosopher during the process

lol

I mean, would you bother roast a chimp?

@@justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804 Yes I would if it could understand my language, which is most probably the case here

Something said, something said...

LMFAOOOO

Oh Hell, yeah! That's why I haven't worked retail in the last 32 years. Got tired of the encounters. Twice I had to "display" a gun to customers. 😨

Hahahahaha

Try working guest services for a hotel casino. I would say 10% lol

I've been working in "customer service" type roles for 17 years. The only incorrect thing you said was 5%. It's at least a 15% difference.

“Be not afraid”

A brain aneurysm is just a weak blood vessel that gets breached and starts bleeding out. It has nothing to do with intelligence or shock. It could happen to anyone at anyt tree owk

​@@Fourtune1 "Shii bro you homan smoller than I thought " -If alien use slang

Fallacy

This is exactly why they are avoiding us

WHAT #EVOLUTION ?😢😢😢

lowkey starting to wish I was a monke rn

Yeah but look at rich humans, they don’t.

I don't think their economic system would even be comprehended ny the regular dumbf#$k human.

@@Lucas-gm3bv You have absolutely no idea how the world works in terms of wealthy people it’s embarrassing. Stop listening to people on twitter and find out yourself. Rich people most definitely pay an insane amount of taxes. Are there loopholes some of them use? 1000% and anyone would be dumb to not use it, if you were rich you’d the same exact thing.

yeah boiiiii

pretty sure if there is intelligent life out there they probably all have better memes than us 💀

they might... but we can't comprehend it cuz it'll be too advanced for our sense of humor

Nah, I think memes need to have a small element of stupidity to make them good. If they're too smart, they aren't funny.

@puteqx Oh, of course. If I was an alien, I would have been smart enough to anticipate that

Nah, mfs always have something to say 🤣

THATS your conclusion? XD

Nah packgod will destroy aliens

​@@thunderzagario7215 Well he is proving the videos point right !!..

You'd think, but what good is a roast if the subject cant even comprehend they're being clowned?

😂😂

don't worry, with 5% extra intelligence, maybe those aliens aren't so judgemental and have learned that love and cooperation is the best way to collaborate. in fact, im fairly certain that it's the only way to evolve beyond what we are now: a species obcessed with material gain, materials which will all be fully depleted by the end of the century (get ready for it, if youre smart). soon, chimps will find us pretty stupid and the arrogance of mainstream science, which is driven by ego and materialism and the belief that humans are a superior species, will rapidly be humbled and taught that we aren't.

😂😂😂😂😂

The key to an existential crisis is: Get over yourself. Of course you’re small, but life goes on.

This is a Wendy’s sir

Neil A backwards is A lien

I love misinformation

​@@flowerhana__1*information

@@flowerhana__1im pretty sure this is a common meme for Joe Rogan’s podcasts and Neil’s speeches

😂

Yes😂

Proceed to destroy the whole planet while laughing the ass iff😂

stop worrying abt aliens , ai exists

😂😂

Good job buddy!

Deep!

They wouldn’t be very intelligent if they couldn’t formulate their ideas in a simple manner

😂

That's not the point. No human is capable of those things individually. The human SPECIES has achieved those things. By developing language and a way to exchange, pass down, and build on shared ideas. No human that was abandoned as a child and left alone in the woods would develop any of those things (assuming they wouldn't just die from starvation or whatever).

Yeah but even the simplest ideas are incomprehensible to chimps

Lol that's true, most people arent capable of some basic skills others take for granted as well

Yeh humans really enjoy the idea of being special

@@rajsinghania1090so much that a group of privileged handful will make arguments out of nothing to feel special😂

It looks like it has 5 nostrils

It’s kinda smart how the alien wouldn’t need a mouth

​@@starbird14Transdimensional blood hound .

I had to do this interesting project in college bio where we had to create a species of lifeforms who are NOT carbon based. We could use any other element, so long as it actually works scientifically, and you can explain exactly how they evolved and how their body functions. it was really neat, I did mine on silicon-based life forms. I considered drawing what I thought they'd look like, but I was just too busy

where the eyes are the same as the mouth and nose, biologically ignorant , so nah can’t agree

It's like that meme with two color charts. Chart 1: The number of colors humans can see. Chart 2: The number of colors an animal can see. [It's the same chart.] 😂

i never thought about aliens listening to music too 😭

Alien eminem😢😢

_"My name is Xlbat and I'm here to say..."_ Crowd: _"BOOOOOO!!!"_

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love my combustion engine (｡ŏ_ŏ)

You can call me a hairy freak but I won’t tolerate ANY disrespect to my combustion engines.

@@Man-tk2dcwhat are you gonna do about it? Use a micro combustion-chamber to fire semi-pointy things made of soft metal on beings who’s ancestors found a way to be immune to?

​@@UmadoveracommentgLmao his gas operated guns aren't afraid of your "rail guns" or "plasma rays"

I mean he starts off with a theoretical half a percentage more intelligence and weve basically destroyed the entire planet in less then 10.000 years. Bring that up to 5% intelligence and the kids would probably down their entire planet in less then month

The infants use black holes like toddlers here use wooden blocks

Or Children don't exist

But only one of them does the work, while the rest pretends that they are doing something.

If they would need education. Brain chips could potentially give people all the information they need without the need of an education.

Exactly. Dolphins, elephants and octopus are way further genetically from chinos than we are to chimps, yet they exhibit similar levels of intelligence. By this logic, intelligence is determined by genetic correlation. It's nonsense

😂wth

In ji huesember, a satellite crashed into a twin planet.

​@@AgungSastra-hh2rqspace 9/11 💀

​@@AgungSastra-hh2rq💀💀

​@@AgungSastra-hh2rq Greeksnop moment

352 likes and no replies? Lemme fi- You know what? Screw that shitty phrase. This comment is actually pretty funny.

@@EhtesamUddinPrinceyea

Damn right it is

@@EhtesamUddinPrince Thank god

😂😂😂

😂

Daz crazzzy

@@KundaliniSnake131 lol

thats sad

Earth = The Zoo

Literally the exact opposite

You assume that they have heads

​@@Ubu987so no head?

@@awol_13 Or all head.

If they MET JOE BRANDON they would be SCRATCHING there HEADS ?

*thicc

Wdym by that 🤨⁉️

And many times interrupts the alien trying to communicate.

Lol. But this is deeeeeeeep!!!

Neil should be the first civilian who's allowed to make Extraterrestrial Contact

​@@IndigoSignature47 I think they already understand him, no language barrier

@@akkoismydaughter3573 what do you mean?

Stark is smarter than rocket though so

Stark and Rocket aren't real

@@greasycheese8095 But Stark isn't smarter than the High Evolutionary.... 🤔 🦝

@@newscoulomb3705 stark invented time travel lol. All the high evolutionary did was make cyborgs. Stark did that already

@@389OpiE 😲 oh my God!! I'll call up the Washington post!!!! We got a new headline right here!!! Plonker.

Then, it turns out they're just alien versions of ours. 😂 Alien Nick Cannon. Alien boy in hovering bike with stick. Alien: _"I said, 'Wait a lightyear! Something ain't right!'"_ Alien lady: _"Ain't nobody got gravitational slingshots for that!"_

So underrated comment

The rate that rates change.

@@toggerz7487 I knew aliens were among us already

Tiny triangles sum really small?

Calculus? More like explaining the equation to manipulating a black hole to terriform a galaxy

Exactly right. We really have no way of knowing either how far an intelligent species can advance, or how long that advancement takes. However, we do have an idea of the vast time frame preceding our industrial revolution.

mushroom 💀

Jim, is that you?

Alien in reality: *doesn't exist*

​@@m.j.v.4463its mathematically impossible for aliens NOT to exist. They're probably just too far away for any sign of them to reach us.

What about a cross😂😂😂

"Sir, I just sat down"

"sir" it's 2023 try and be original pickmisha ,people stoped begging for likes with this boring ass comment age's ago.

"Cmon sir, just enjoy the movie."

Sir I'm just the mailman

U weren't killed in a hedron kilieder, though

Transportation to pallel world were no won rember vhs taps

Not joking there no won using wird cotton amore

@@davidhart2875what are you saying bro

He said he likes to watch pornos on vhs​@@user-bx9ri2qv3y

100% agree

But then imagine what their artists will do to us

@@TheMrMediacowwoah…

​@@VSTHEWORLDORDIEimagine The Hubs new categories!!! Alien Hub free and public

​@@TheMrMediacowno. I refuse to traumatize myself like that.

Or they do not recognize us at all because we are primitive animals in they sensory organs.

Would opt for a good dog live! Maybe i even get dental insurance! ^^

@@DasHeino2010 But first they would need to domesticate humans before they hold them like pets. I mean humans also don't hold wild dogs/ wolves as pets. :)

@@battlebrother2390 Because we are sentient it should not be that much of a problem, we can adjust. The bigger problem would be to create a save environment for us in space. Also our livespan may fall short in comparison. (to cross distances)

@@DasHeino2010 you might be right here. However every wild creature wants 2 things: to survive and to be free. I guess the „to be free“-part will be much of a problem. If you’re happy being a pet, maybe your children or most probably their children won’t be. Therefore aliens will need to domesticate us. I mean at the end you won’t leave a wild chimpanzee at home with your children, right

Animals in zoos dont even understand the concept of what they are in. We could litetally be in that shi right now 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

Who's to say that isn't what is currently happening? We'll never know.

And our environment in that Zoo would be a mansion, a large field, a car of our own, best and finest dishes because that's what we like most. Like monkeys with a tire attached to a rope and bananas. Hell yeah I would live in that Zoo forever. Can you imagine? A whole cathedral for ourselves just to contemplate the architectural design! Hell yeah I would live in that Zoo forever.

Maybe planet earth is a zoo. :)

Imagine that Zoo name is Earth

Damn

False! They’d be smart enough to make sure we understood immediately… since sending a meme insinuates they want us to understand lol Unless it’s just something they send to boggle our minds hahaha

@@slickandslaycious6579 Yeah I was thinking the 2nd one, like it was a challenge we had to overcome to prove ourselves or something.

@@samsmusichub mmm... Good take, and taking it one step further... What if the only way to figure it out meant that during the process of engaging with it we actually learn a few things along the way to help us be less vile to ourselves and the world! 💡

@@slickandslaycious6579 That would be nice!

😂

I truly believed you 😅

@@Louie23LAare u alien too??😅

Lolololol

Guy : Do you have any pets? Let me tell you something..

They are using a water somewhere

More like, “My God, they still excrete waste!”

​@@Vashter007 I always felt like we should be able to eat like the plants from the sun and also able to eat food as well to gather and maintain energy . Chilling out in the sun 🌞😎 getting full and feeling great efficiency at its best

😂🤣😂🤣

😂😂😂

Robots don't sweat

Somewhere? You mean on Zuckerberg's homeworld of Xzlaxxon III in the 53rd dimension?

He'll sweat when it gets to like 90%. They can't even join his chess club yet 😂

@@angrywaffle2860he’s a lizard man actually

Neither do lizard sweats

Also aliens: this man just insulted our intelligence by thinking we have to ask ourselves, why humans are using cars to travel. Maybe it’s because humans aren’t capable of teleportation durrrrrrr

such a question would be asked by aliens that got a head start compared to us and not aliens that are smarter than us.

If an alien wouldn't be able to comprehend why we're using cars, it doesn't make them smarter than us.

0 logic@@koimeme

coping@@JuDo-013

Fr fr hotter then ur average porn star 😂

Don't wanna be getting probed by no Voldemort or smeagle looking mf😂

Go to planet Mercury and find out!

Betazeds with quadruple sexual drive... 😮 🤩😜

Would just feel like some one with fever

Deep man

Nah the controllers plugged in. It's just that all the buttons are disabled bar the one that lets us let nukes fly when he gets tired of playing and just wants a game over

Lucifer’s Entourage

I’d say our remote is plugged in, but we’re too stupid to know how to operate it

😂

Underrated comment

FEAR THE #CRABCAT!

​@@vermeeren1373U dont know nothing 😂, infinite races, some way smarter than us and some way way lower smarter than us.

ᶕløɣ, ŵįij ᶙıĝn ᶙłımmɜя, ɖäŋ hɜŋ wɜtɜ̈n ᶙıĝ dæt ŵįij ɜя ᶙıĝn, zɜ kųnnɜn dı̈ngɜn dıɜ

​@@vermeeren1373quit yapping

Ik ur trying to make a meme, but we’re not paying for water, we’re paying for the labor behind gathering, filtering, purifying, bottling and distributing water for ease of access and safe consumption.

On average they would literally advance from going to work and watching TV to having hobbies. And those that have hobbies would advance to being good in it, and those on top would be just happier than they are 🤣

In some states it’s illegal to collect your own rain water. It’s fucked up

This dude can’t spell 🤡

@puteqx members apparently get butthurt easily although they claim to be Jokesters of the year.

I'm pretty sure if there was a super intelligent alien race out there, they'd be smart enough to leave us alone, knowing people would go autismo apeshit mode if they just showed up. And also smart enough to understand that we weren't around for that much time and that we're still evolving.

@@good8619 unless they wanna enslave us or make is into like ”zoo” animals. Which theu could easily do if they were more intelligent and had a way to make weapons

Sure…

Disgust?, are you implaying they share our feelings and concepts of emotion? If that's true then they might not be that smart or they are smart enough to relate to concepts that are used on other civilizations which is highly undoubtful

And you think that based on literally nothing. The only cultural values you have (the ones that would inform your ideas about "disgust") come from humanity. There's no reason to think any human behavior (no matter how depraved) would be looked upon with disgust by an alien species. What you're doing is called anthropomorphizing.

Wrong think bigger 🤦🤦

​@@marvel1101he acutally is

yep and NDT is way out of the loop as usual lol. well he is on the lower intelligence half so he doesn't even realize how dumb he is ...

​@@hatathgamingvideos872 no he aint

Yeah, already have geniuses eating tidepods, jumping out of cars to shake their ass, using toy guns and coconuts to do divination.

Don't upset my histone proteins, they'll rebel

​@shubhnamdeo2865 no way they'll rebel...they r happily married with a family of 8

They aren't dumb

Hah bunch of nerds (this is hilarious)

My people 🧬

DUDE FR like hes explaining it so stupid, it doesn't make sense, there's so many humans that are way more than 5% smarter than others.

@@Its_charley good point

Well I assume he meant 5% smarter than the smartest human. There is a biological limit to our intelligence, our brains are only so advanced. Lets say As much as I love to bag on this guy I think you are misinterpreting what he meant.@@Its_charley

He needs to stay in his lane. Astrophysics.

It’s amazing what one small component can do to a super computer… it may only represent .001% of the machine, but it makes all the difference.

Why not?

Well how else would he be able to hear his own voice?

Lol!

Well aliens if they feel incline to help might pick the smartest and remake those into superior beings likely Neil included.

​@mike garcia Niel isn't that big brain, I mean just to mention a few things. His ego is pretty big (and his knowledge not so) , he's smart but ignorant. I mean that's what the comment is talking about. The fact he believes he's always right no matter what. Niel isn't the best we have to offer.

A truly intelligent and advanced alien species would have sex by touching antennas or fingers together

Ayo?

I am confusion

🤣 made me spit out my spaghetti because I read this in Norm MacDonald’s voice for some reason lmao

E.Tussy

unfortunately that empathy could lead to our destruction, they could see us as a disease and killing us would be good for the universe

imagine that, by mercy we put animal on zoo for their own good (panda) imagine they saw us like that , that would mean they have empathy for us but to us look like emprisonment ...

@@itstaylor2137 Yeah but also what if that didn't happen?

​@@itstaylor2137 if there much more advanced and powerful then us how could we be a seen as a threat to the universe litteraly makes 0 sense

​@@itstaylor2137 Mozt likely they'd see us as we see monkeys we would never be a threat

I'll translate it for you "Please pass the salt" means:

@@Ceeceelea Exactly!

😅😂🤣🤯

He did tho asking and answered his own question

Then he does just nerd no-social skil rage when he does not agree with himself

lmfaooooooooo

Lmaooooo U win with that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂

A banana has 50% identical DNA with a human. A human and a human cancer tumor have 99.99999% identical DNA. Similarity does not constitute significance. And the significant information here is that Neil is clueless and he says only things that sound cool without thinking.

V good 😂😂😂

😆

Neil "ur ass is grass" deGrasse Tyson

Chimps are smarter than tyson because they aren't z10 nist Islaamophobes.

No doubt!🤣🤣🤣 I can’t stand him.

And 2 things would need to be considered a what you mentioned. So It would at least be better to take a comparison from, at a minimal, the base dna set for animals and exclude it. And probably better to take it for animals with brains (literal brains not figurative). Then make comparisons as such. The second thing to consider is even if we encountered a life form with identical intelligence that is foreign to the planet the difference in dna if it even has dna would probably be titanic if not 100% different.

@@deraxelturrelkeign yes, most life forms (if not all) in earth are carbon based so a foreign life form could use another element. This will lead a drastic difference in DNA

its is impossible to have any idea what these kind of percentages mean, when you havnt got years of professional understanding of the topic, so dont even try to extrapolate anything from a healine like x has y % dna same as z. this means nothing, when you dont understand gentics on a high level

@@gudrunhartfaust9378 I didn't said this percentages means something. I am just saying that %5 or %10 difference in DNA may be sound small but it is huge

dont forget how close we are to rats and pigs

No he wouldn't the average person's IQ is 100. 5% more is 105. Einsteins IQ was like 160. So if the average IQ of the alien was 105, a dumb alien would be much lower than 100

@@Dc-kk9bd Do you mean to tell me a chimp has an iq of 99.5?

He says "suppose" so none of this is true. You are much smarter than a chimp that might not recognize himself in a mirror

@@Dc-kk9bd that's not how it works lol going by ur logic a chimp would be smarter than many humans since by ur logic it's iq would be 99 nd there r many countries with average iq below 80

@@-IGRIS- no. I'm saying he's wrong. And a smart chimp is way smarter than a dumb human. Its not even close. Just watch them take tests and compete against scientists and crush them. If u and a chimp try to learn sign language at the same time, the chimp would learn much faster than you

Have you ever seen one crushed? Maybe that's the way they try to give us some tech

Correct. The DNA responsible for our intelligence is actually a tiny number of changes relative to all the differences between us. How much smarter we are is not proportional to the changes, but rather related to what the actual changes did.

right, but this is neil degrasse tyson.

Just some more nonsense from NDT

Sure, but it doesnt change anything in this issue

That’s why he prefaced with “let’s say the percentage equals the gap” of course im paraphrasing but still

Scratching my head and my balls trying to figure out what you were trying to say here

​@Wanye Kest he uses photosynthesis for mitosis with homosapiens therfore powerhouse of the cell

@@wanyekest6969 hes basically saying that if you figure out how photosynthesis works then u wont need to eat anymore, which makes sense

Primary function of the mouth is eating yes. We forget that in the modern world and the first thing that pops in the mind is how will they speak

there are other uses for the mouth 😆

Haha very funny.

lol I could see this in a movie!

you’re*

I work at Wendy’s lol

💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

Kay and Pelee? 😂

@@ALXKHAOZ😊por

Context: No one asked you and of course, neither me.

i am dumb pls explain me this

Thank you, like, how did he screw this up

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He never says .5% "smarter" it's just the title of the video.

@@colasus1212 Yes he did? "Suppose the difference between humans and chimps is as small as 0.5% in DNA in the intelligence vector, whatever that is."

@@bitgh0st he's not saying .5% smarter, he's say the .5% contributes to our higher intelligence. If he was saying .5% smarter he would just word it that way.

When AI is able to learn as we do, it will be thousands of times smarter.

​@@jonathan2847 No kidding, it will achieve in a few seconds what took us a hundred thousand years to achieve. All of human knowledge is but a single point of data for it, from that it draws conclusions that we couldn't possibly make and starts creating its own knowledge base from that point on. Within the first year it will have ideas beyond anything we have even started to comprehend. We help it build on those ideas physically until it no longer needs us around to help it. We best be nice to it and each other when that time comes because the last thing we want is to upset the mind of a god.

We wont need to imagine it, we are already holding the proverbial beer all that is left now is to watch and pray

They'll start calling us chimps

What if its already happening? It knows, but its missing a body? Just a funny thaught..

yeah, I like the message of the video but him going on rambling about that 0.5% made me feel like he was the ape all along...

DNA is correlated with intelligence. Focus before you write.

​@@MM-pv5tpNo its not. Not in every factor. Theres is a bird that is less related to us than a chimp and has sinilar if not greater intelligence to chimp. But as so, they are limited to their body and compisition.

Neil doesn't understand that. If he did he wouldn't use the word "smarter"

@@K162KingPin I was just about to type this

😂

this guy just proved he is no smarter than a chimp

This is hilarious.

Pretty much that key a peele sketch

I'm crying 😭😂