I have the greatest admiration for whoever worked 'vast, non-Euclidean door' into the melody.
@jamesmcrae93605 жыл бұрын
Unholy night of darkness never ended It is the night when the Old Ones arise Old legends tell though few have comprehended their waking will speed man's demise For countless years they ruled the world around us and when they're back they'll rule the world again Fall to your knees Oh see the Heavens crumble Oh endless night Oh night the Old Ones rise Oh endless night Oh endless night Long have they laid in slumber darkly dreaming and whisp'ring secrets to man from the grave We hear their call to patient evil scheming and gladly answer that call as their slave The stars will turn in bright array above us and when they're right we'll call upon our gods Fall to your knees Oh hear the Heavens crumble Oh endless night Oh night the Old Ones rise Oh endless night Oh endless night Oh holy shit At last Cthulhu's rising out of that huge non-Euclidean door I must admit It's really quite surprising and I have never been terrified more Now madness strikes mere words can not describe him this eldritch god this titan spawn of stars Fall to your knees A mountain walked or stumbled Oh endless night Oh night the Old Ones rise Oh endless night Oh endless night
@kulloth4 жыл бұрын
UNHOLY NIGHT LYRICS Unholy night, of darkness never ended! It is the night when the Old Ones arise. Old legends tell, though few have comprehended, that waking will speed man's demise. For countless years they ruled the world around us, and when they're back they'll rule the world again Fall to your knees! Oh see the heavens crumble! Oh endless night, oh night the Old Ones rise. Long have they lain in slumber darkly dreaming And whisp'ring secrets to man from the grave. We hear their call to patient evil scheming And gladly answer that call as their slave. The stars will turn in bright array above us, And when they're right we'll call upon our gods! Fall to your knees! Oh hear the heavens rumble! Oh endless night, oh night the Old Ones rise. Oh holy shit! At last Cthulhu's rising Out of that huge non-Euclidean door! I must admit, it's really quite surprising And I've never been terrified more! Now madness strikes, mere words cannot describe him. This eldritch god, this titan spawn of stars! Fall to your knees! A mountain walked or stumbled! Oh endless night, oh night the Old Ones rise.
@hazelhazelton13465 жыл бұрын
If it weren't for these parodies, the month of december would not be survivable. I have to have some way of coping with the relentless playing of the same 30 Christmas songs in every damn shop for a fucking month AND A HALF. >.
@ChicomeCalliMichoani4 жыл бұрын
3:18 "Oh holy shit!"
@inkakoutna71555 жыл бұрын
How could I celebrate Christmas...ehm Yule without this every year? It's great musically and really fun idea too. I think I am blasting this in front of my family. I think they could really love it since none of them speaks English. Aaah it will be so much fun :3
@GRasputin915 жыл бұрын
Oh the glorious insanity.
@Javithegothi2.5.907 жыл бұрын
people are blowing this wayy out of proportion. I'm a Catholic and i think this is awesome!! I'm a huge H.P. Lovecraft fan anyway so to me this is heaven for my ears and a bit of comic relief due to the stress of the holidays!
@Hiarren7 жыл бұрын
If it has stress, it's no good. Screw the gifts, focus on Christ!
@TerribilisScriptor6 жыл бұрын
christmas isnt about christ tho. originally its about worshipping nature and nowadays its a coerperate and secular holiday.
@ThatFremenGuy10 жыл бұрын
This might be my favorite track from either of these albums.
@Argent10810 жыл бұрын
@Alexandra French Actually we worship Dagon. Duh.
@YuiFunami8 ай бұрын
we're gonna need to have all of these tracks compiled into one upload
@sagemacomber608211 жыл бұрын
Its not anti christian. Its comedy, by creating a juxtaposition between the slimy horrors Lovecraft created and what we all recognize as bright, happy religious music.
@quietguy-rx6kv2 жыл бұрын
Not just that, but if people would take a good hard look at the customs and traditions around Christmas they'd find that many of them came from pagan and secular practices and then realize that Christmas as we celebrate it is largely non-Christian. It's likely that Jesus was born in the spring (based on passages about shepherds at the time of his birth), and the Christian celebration was moved to December to overlap with Saturnalia, a solstice celebration. Christmas trees came from Norse traditions. While it could be argued that the root of "Santa Claus" came from a real Saint Nicholas who was noted for giving small toys to children, the St. Nick we celebrate now is more the product of marketing campaigns.
@gaarik11 жыл бұрын
Those who are taking this far too seriously: Guys, enjoy the fiction, please. The HPLHS does not really believe in Cthulhu or Yog-Sothoth, they just like the stories, like horror geeks and nerds everywhere.
@thegrief1310 жыл бұрын
is it really a problem with some people here? i mean, comon, im christian myself and even i understand its just a joke and no one really worships cthulhu. its just a funny way to have fun since the dreaded solstice is close to christmas, and so it just makes sense to twist christmas carols to be solstice carols! its fun!
@sunshine_megatron84579 жыл бұрын
Hey, SOME people really worship Cthulhu. And rightly so! As deities go he's right up there with Sauron, the Daedra, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and Charlie Sheen (even surpassing them by some reckonings).
@aligorzeimet40299 жыл бұрын
+brian visconti Don't forget Chuck Norris, Arceus and Shrek.
@Zaidon78 жыл бұрын
+thegrief13 I'm glad I'm not the only devout Christian that loves The Arkham Carolers' Lovecraft songs.
@JohnDoe-tt5qc8 жыл бұрын
+Aligor Zeimet Cthulhu is no match for Chuck Norris, may his name be forever sang of in legend.
@nathanharris41057 жыл бұрын
And Homer Simpson to.
@matthewmolnar1285 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely love it !!
@KungfuBetty6910 жыл бұрын
@Alexandra French This is far from anti-Christ/Christian. It's all in good fun. And so what if it was? Does everyone have to believe in your god and your religion? There are far older religions that make a hell of a lot more sense than Christianity or Catholicism. I hate anyone religious who tries to force their beliefs down someone else's throat. Gods and pantheons lived and died long before your Christian/Catholic god was ever thought of, what entitles your god to be the 'right choice?'
@Hulaabeo6 жыл бұрын
I imagine because a lot of other gods demanded human sacrifice. Moloch comes to mind.
@williambarnes50235 жыл бұрын
Yahweh angry about other gods getting human sacrifices? Why? Should they be giving him credit for the idea? Is that it?
@GabrielUngacta5 жыл бұрын
You dont have to say Christian or Catholic. It's like comparing Mexican with Hispanic. Just say Christian. It's more simpler.
@glennmanry97535 жыл бұрын
@@Hulaabeo Which other gods? So curious, as this sounds like Sunday Bible Study garbage spouted by some pastor who is not a religious scholar. I know of some. Let's see if you actually do.
@Hulaabeo5 жыл бұрын
@@glennmanry9753 I just mentioned Moloch, one god the Carthaginians worshiped. I'm not much of a classical scholar, so I won't pretend I know of many other religions that practiced human sacrifice.
@GRasputin915 жыл бұрын
Sounds pretty angelic for a song of doom.
@MGFillhart11 жыл бұрын
this is not religious, it is a fan work. also, not everything non-christian is anti-christian. I practice occult (nothing to do with lovecraft, i'm just a fan) and i have no problem with christians
@seanmalloy72492 жыл бұрын
There are and have been zealots in virtually every religion, reaching the extreme of "This is what I believe, so this is what you *must* believe, too, and anything that does not align with these beliefs is anathema".
@MGFillhart2 жыл бұрын
@@seanmalloy7249 buddy are you really replying to an 8 year old comment?
@nicholashudson6009 Жыл бұрын
@@MGFillhartthat’s how comments work to be fair
@murraywatson92387 жыл бұрын
3:20 best part lollllll!!
@cageybee72213 жыл бұрын
3:16 is the real start of it
@LordAvoc11 жыл бұрын
Awwww Yeaaaaah.
@theflyingdutchmen1003 жыл бұрын
I have awoken
@TheYAYATUBE110 жыл бұрын
"Chtulhuism", as you call it, does not exist. you are taking it too seriously..this is just a tribute made by Lovecraf fans!!!
@lorelaidenley77687 жыл бұрын
currently decorating my Christmas tree
@hazelhazelton13466 жыл бұрын
Solstice spruce? :p
@KareemHillJr6 жыл бұрын
They're singing about a recent SNES game?
@EmmittBrownBTTF15 жыл бұрын
Lyrics, please.
@LordAvoc11 жыл бұрын
ROTFLMAO!!!
@maxcorp38595 жыл бұрын
После стрима Марго
@SomeUnsoberIdiot Жыл бұрын
What if white people worshippied Cthulhu: The Song