An hour of unhinged ranting: Street Justice, C*cks & C*lts

An hour of unhinged ranting: Street Justice, Ccks & Clts

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Craig Jones is back in America after spending a few months helping Israel Adesanya & Alex Volkanovski prepare for their UFC title fights. It's been a while since Craig has been in front of a camera so for this episode he rants for an hour straight while his cohost sits there and nods his head in embarrassment. This man refuses to suffer in silence, when he catches up on sleep he will surely be back to his old self. #bteamjiujitsu
Chapters:
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:35 - Haisam Rida Street Justice
00:09:11 - C*ckholds
00:15:05 - Internet rumors
00:15:53 - B Team Merch
00:21:16 - Thailand Trip
00:27:11 - IBJJF Worlds
00:35:02 - C*lt Leaders
00:44:08 - Genetics
00:46:04 - A true enigma
00:51:09 - Cult activities
00:55:03 - New Gym policy
00:56:13 - Polaris Championships
01:01:17 - Felipe Pena match
01:02:42 - Training UFC Champions
01:04:38 - Puerto Rico with the Paul brothes
01:07:13 - Outro
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Пікірлер: 354

@RaffSolis Жыл бұрын

How Craig keeps a straight face for majority of his rants is some S-tier level trolling

@mattking1332 Жыл бұрын

It's an Aussie thing. We are some of the harshest in the world.

@intimatespearfisher Жыл бұрын

I don't know how he goes out in public with that face let alone keep it straight

@aiyachristian Жыл бұрын

Craig Jones is who Brendan Schaub thinks he is when he does stand-up

@JoeHeine 7 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@TrickyyRicky Жыл бұрын

Craig is perfect for podcasting this is hilarious

@talldrinkofanightmare6775 Жыл бұрын

Craig is perfect.

@dopeboyvid8988 Жыл бұрын

I love how the other dude just rides shotgun and let’s Craig go 😂

@Shaka_Garami Жыл бұрын

Nicky 'The Bull' Ryan

@shirvonorejobi8703 Жыл бұрын

idk if anyone else is paying attention😂

@julirichmond3 Жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha

@kevdunne84 Жыл бұрын

“Nicholas Meregali, totally unique voice in the sport never seen anything like it before” Craig’s deadpan humour is unmatched.

@MrDamienb1994 Жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one that noticed hahaha

@schen7913 5 ай бұрын

He's skilled in sarcasm and irony.

@eamonshields2754 Жыл бұрын

Its hard to fathom how bad that dudes luck is... imagine picking a random car to break in and it belongs to a shredded 6 foot 7 Ghanian grappler that you seem running full speed at you in the midst of your homeless endeavors... truly incredible lmao

@LIONTAMER3D Жыл бұрын

Rida needs to get with a Thai trainer, get his clinch/knee game up & start thinking of mma.

@eamonshields2754 Жыл бұрын

@@LIONTAMER3D Agreed

@LIONTAMER3D Жыл бұрын

@@eamonshields2754 jabbing into a high kick/takedown/knee clinch is going to win him 50% of his fights

@spoj3922 Жыл бұрын

@@LIONTAMER3D becoming a striker isn't that easy

@LIONTAMER3D Жыл бұрын

@@spoj3922 yes it is, actually: grapplers that learn striking fare better than strikers who learn to grapple. So yes, it's easier by comparison.

@servo66 Жыл бұрын

Haisam will always be a hero for giving Cyborg a highlight reel loss on the biggest stage.

@tobygoodman9134 Жыл бұрын

I think it would be great if the podcast studio stayed like this, and was constantly under construction.

@andrewstephens3440 Жыл бұрын

Yes!

@wwonhyungz Жыл бұрын

lmao this is great and the cohost doing mostly nothing but looking high af somehow adds to the comedy

@scottgodkin781 Жыл бұрын

OMG- the Cuck t-shirt with the King’s crown - LMAO!

@mmhm007 Жыл бұрын

Being a serial Silver Medalist, I can see Craig's angle on the Alpha Cuck (watching someone else getting the gold.). In that same vein, Craig's straight clothing line should be called New Wave.

@JamezAdam Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@zakshah3480 Жыл бұрын

Respect No One Cuck Everyone - Haisam Rida, probably

@andrewh3140 Жыл бұрын

Pure gold. Also, how long before this gets pulled off the internet? Thanks for the laughs boys.

@hungryman5625 Жыл бұрын

I think you mean pure silver 🥈🤌🏻

@andrewh3140 Жыл бұрын

@@hungryman5625 Ha! You got me.

@juliusjohnson4829 Жыл бұрын

Bruh craigs interpretation of the jiu jitsu community is so fucking funny like shjt had me dying in the dmv. These coaches do be acting like cults like i know of a black belt in my area that ruined his whole family sleeping with some new chick at his gym. They also do be trying to preach their own philosophy with life like they are musashi or some shit.

@douglasgreene9340 Жыл бұрын

Is this a tell all? Without being a tell all. Absolutely ruthless 🤣

@rymid9517 Жыл бұрын

Best podcast so far! Love this rant format

@robbie31580 Жыл бұрын

It’s amazing how Danaher managed to set you guys up and entice you to “steal” his gym but in reality he knew that he was putting the B team in the area of Austin that would steal everything from them. His brilliance continues!

@Ledturbeaux Жыл бұрын

Emperor Danaher

@LIONTAMER3D Жыл бұрын

I'm like 99.999% sure that John meant steal the chicks at the gym.

@julirichmond3 Жыл бұрын

😅

@coltizz Жыл бұрын

-You only need to win the battles that count. John Danaher

@Adontheimperfectionist Жыл бұрын

I can watch Craig just speak his mind all day😂😂😂😂

@eamonshields2754 Жыл бұрын

The dude that got loaded in the stretcher literally looked dead...

@LIONTAMER3D Жыл бұрын

Fried chicken, extra crispy

@babybarber7916 Жыл бұрын

Cops flipped his ass on there😂

@jhc577 Жыл бұрын

he was on 1 HP

@JoeyNTasha Жыл бұрын

@@LIONTAMER3D Supernatural reference?

@Longarmshortarm Жыл бұрын

The bulls, or I was thinking the Step Brothers? Alright here’s a scenario for you Craig. Suppose Sonny sees Nicky coming out of the shower. He’s looking good. She takes one look and she goes, Oh my god. I’ve had the old bull, now I want the young calf

@cbroo69 Жыл бұрын

Come on little Nicky... If you want your test injection you'll have to give me one first

@deathmachine808 Жыл бұрын

I wouldn’t mention Nicky’s calves as he is likely to get injured again

@deanboman Жыл бұрын

This is simply pure gold ❤

@jonthestick7606 Жыл бұрын

Craig was killing it this episode!!! More of this please!!!

@ICE999KOLD Жыл бұрын

Does that mean the rumours about Gordon Ryan are true lol?

@piratechauvelin Жыл бұрын

And here's the comment I was looking for.

@zakshah3480 Жыл бұрын

WHATEVER COULD YOU MEAN, GOOD SIR? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@epicbmxer65 Жыл бұрын

hahahha

@Titoautiz Жыл бұрын

What are these rumours and where can I find them?

@clintrandolph8283 Жыл бұрын

I keep hearing stories about this over the years. In now deleted reddit threads (there were 2 recently), there was some really nasty shit. Shit like gordon having an underage boy sleep with his gf. Someone alleged there was video of this incident. Whether all of these events are completely true is another story, but enough has come out that I think Gordon is a colossally terrible person. And I really don't think JD is much better. New Wave is looking like a cult, which is a pretty common thing in BJJ, if anyone remembers team lloyd irvine.

@markdavis8430 Жыл бұрын

13 minutes in! Pure comedy ,The bull convo stumped me 🤣

@readytoroll4505 Жыл бұрын

🔥 this podcast was incredible! More rants please Craig!

@nathanel8888 Жыл бұрын

i love this podcast so much

@JustinBorel Жыл бұрын

the b level of detail to the ladder and paint bucket in the back ground is awesomd

@ghagzor Жыл бұрын

I feel like the cuck shirt is Craig's way of confirming those gordon rumors going around reddit lately.

@SimonSez83 Жыл бұрын

Do tell

@mrjeinstein Жыл бұрын

Yeah I agree haha and also the subliminal messages in the cult leaders segment 😂

@SHERMA. Жыл бұрын

@@SimonSez83 long story short is gordon couldnt do certain positions because of his stomach

@thewrenchjockey7146 Жыл бұрын

That whole cuckolds section was aimed at Gordon. Asking if a cuck is likely to be republican, asking if they are likely to be the person that gets easily triggered by things etc…

@DB-23 Жыл бұрын

Of course it is. This whole podcast was Craig going scorched earth on Gordon and Danaher. Something else must have happened behind closed doors recently because Craig truly turned it up to scorched earth levels

@Dpackie Жыл бұрын

Can't believe the Austin Police didn't immediate empty their weapons into Rida.

@ericfamily7155 Жыл бұрын

This is the best one yet

@samkalhor1119 Жыл бұрын

Him talking about Cucks and fake accounts seem very linked to a certain somebody who got leaked

@zerotoalpha2476 Жыл бұрын

What are you talking about?

@seanelovesjiujitsu Жыл бұрын

@@zerotoalpha2476 Rordan Gyan

@SoyChemist Жыл бұрын

Best episode by far!

@carsonemery1846 Жыл бұрын

Subtle school shooter joke at 1:40 Great stuff Craig

@deathmachine808 Жыл бұрын

Hysam lost 2 inches of height between the first and second description.

@masonklatt1117 Жыл бұрын

Love this even more than the guests tbh

@Njfwn1017 Жыл бұрын

I think Craig Jones may replace Andrew Tate as my Ultimate, Hyper-Masculine role model 🙏👊🏼💪🏼 🌈

@healord51 Жыл бұрын

Dude... What am I listening to? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ghagzor Жыл бұрын

2nd best podcast around

@pedro3000 Жыл бұрын

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu started with a dude laying on his back with his legs wrapped around another dude. That's just how it is.

@mando3651 4 ай бұрын

It's very zesty. That's why I play butterfly 😂. Not gay at all my foot are on his nuts.

@Souljacker7 Жыл бұрын

I think Craig is trying to get shot by Gordon uashuashuashushuashsuahuash

@milehighcollector9632 Жыл бұрын

Oh holy hell....Craig Jones might be the funniest dude on the planet. I haven't stopped laughing for the first 20 min so far. Great job by whoever the other guy is on this vid. Fantastic job playing the straight guy to Jones comedy.

@Tupat95 Жыл бұрын

This series is so goddamn funny honestly I would recommend them to my non-bjj friends. Too bad I don't have any

@robertbos8518 Жыл бұрын

Congrats on the 100k subs:)

@julirichmond3 Жыл бұрын

Me too. On day 4 it's too much. I have a hard time playing through. Remember day zero counts too.

@linksvexier9272 Жыл бұрын

No messing with the crew rule has been in our gym a couple of years, three girls joined six odd years ago, one guy messed with two of them, they found out, all three left, gym owner lost three paying client mighty pissed.

@deangarciaa Жыл бұрын

Been waiting for this story thank goodness lol

@alanmorrison633 Жыл бұрын

Need more frequent El Segundo podcasts.

@CruxOasis Жыл бұрын

we need that Austin Bulls rashguard and shorts

@paulleclaire8252 Жыл бұрын

The bleach on the ring worm works like a charm

@JC-cv3up Жыл бұрын

Love this. Jiu jitsu is the last bastion for men to be men in this crazy ass society 😂

@nuechternheit Жыл бұрын

This one was hilarous!

@markdavis8430 Жыл бұрын

100k already ✊

@80s-erik 4 ай бұрын

The cameras watch the floor the back parking lot and the showers 😅

@servo66 Жыл бұрын

Co-host crushing it again!

@DERderZOCKT Жыл бұрын

congrats on the 100k guys

@garrybutterfieldfilms4501 Жыл бұрын

That’s a t shirt for sure… Go for a run, heart rate sky rockets , do a few bumps heart rate sky rockets 🚀- B Team

@M_Emery99 Жыл бұрын

You guys are almost like Penn and Teller in this one.

@joshartmann9406 Жыл бұрын

The danaher clip in the intro is absolutely hilarious

@YoooMelvin Жыл бұрын

I don’t even do jiu jitsu but cannot stop watching B-Teams content lol

@nmc725 Жыл бұрын

Get stuck in bro

@nicks1169 Жыл бұрын

So good

@Saltking_Tim_Spindel Жыл бұрын

I like to imagine Haisam had that huge smile on his face while he mauled the thief

@fixthisdog Жыл бұрын

You should buy the shirt

@SqueezeLift 2 ай бұрын

“What could’ve happened to this guy if he chose that path” 😂 jesus

@IndomitableBeastKing Жыл бұрын

Would Nicky wear a bull shirt?

@davidwitherspoon22 Жыл бұрын

pls restock the tee and btw this video is hilarious after seeing the reddit leak news

@wills8656 Жыл бұрын

I'm curious, the homeless burgler is that Ethan? He's been missing on training videos and on his own podcast. Also good work for the gay community: training with Adesanya and raising awareness, I tought you were a scumbag but i was wrong, good shit Craig.

@wills8656 Жыл бұрын

@@carlosSillas14 Yes they accept blue belts

@RemyMac Жыл бұрын

I watched half an hour of this thinking it was the intro and you'd introduce a guest any minute. So basically the title is very accurate.

@MonoSith Жыл бұрын

I used to listen to Khabib quotes to get me inspired for training. Now i watch these podcasts.

@YourDemisIsMyRebirth Жыл бұрын

dude it was WILD haisam came back to his car only to find a skinny Gordon Ryan getting Cucked by Sonny with his own brother. Damn. Shocking. SMDH bruh

@emifuc1211 Жыл бұрын

"A realised fantasy has a specific name: nightmare" Approximate citation from Jung

@claesholm9080 Жыл бұрын

Jesus, the shirts!

@jonnyref3475 Жыл бұрын

Magic podcast and spot on about IBJJF World’s, terminally boring coverage from Flo. Hopeless. Flo’s coverage is the best way to reduce viewing numbers even further.

@aaronokane1628 Жыл бұрын

Craig jones you are genius 👏 true aussie humour. Gordon's face watching this he would be so dirty 😂 love it bteam

@jongerdes4504 Жыл бұрын

nice to see Lowes is sponsoring the fellas

@dr.dedosdeplatano6843 Жыл бұрын

El segundo podcast jajaja que buena !!

@corinacotter6606 Жыл бұрын

Can you breakdown Beneil vs Oliveira ?

@IDestiny26 Жыл бұрын

When you hit the topic of cult leaders and father figures, with all the tipical stuff...damn, I instantly thought about Danaher :P

@sprintstothebathroomdaily2429 Жыл бұрын

Had a similar event in college. Some cracked out dude stole my bag from the side of the field during rugby practice We ended up SUPER lucky the dude had used needles in his fanny pack sticking out that easily could have poked us.

@RonALampman Жыл бұрын

Ha ha! B-team Bulls! T-shirt sales will go through the roof! 😂

@devonbridges2522 Жыл бұрын

“If you think a t shirt turned your son gay he was was teetering anyway. Perhaps if anyone is to blame you your kid being gay it’s yourself, it the Dad.” HAHAHA

@rasdlksdjaflkjadklfjadlskf1466 11 ай бұрын

Craig, look up crest toothpaste for ringworm. I've seen it work quicker than other treatments. Tea tree oil can work too.

@BaxterThewall Жыл бұрын

Gold!

@danielquach7924 Жыл бұрын

More of these type of vids where Craig is just talking!

@iJoKRr1 Жыл бұрын

‘cuck’ ‘they know’ t shirts lmfaooo

@tehfuqizg0inon588 Жыл бұрын

Craig jones, undisputed realest in the bjj community

@davidfrattinger3159 Жыл бұрын

When can we buy in Canada!

@angeloaquinojj Жыл бұрын

B-Team Bulls taking Polaris, EBI, Damian and Jay about to put on for the Bulls next💪

@xXJoshukXx Жыл бұрын

It took me till 20 minutes in to notice that what Craig has on his t-shirt.

@DanielSt444 Жыл бұрын

Ryan Hall wrote an article in 2013 about hero worship in martial arts. Craig bringing up the cult behavior 10 years later is pretty sad and hilarious at the same time

@stevenoverlord Жыл бұрын

Hes guilty of it as well. A story as old as time

@DanielSt444 Жыл бұрын

@@stevenoverlord he admits as much in the article. Everyone has done it

@markmccormick4748 Жыл бұрын

In The Closet Guard 😂

@cfraser1730 Жыл бұрын

More ranting vids!

@PeartSkirtAndSpunky Жыл бұрын

That shirt!!! 😂☠️

@vicarious8989 Жыл бұрын

Need that B team bulls lmaooo

@stevenj7521 Жыл бұрын

I agree regarding cults I grew up in one, and BJJ definitely has that "cult environment" and masses of Milue Control

@TheRealAlbert Жыл бұрын

26:10 the cohost can barely stop himself from just laughing his ass off

@judotaffy 11 ай бұрын

😂😂 Hilarious, so impressive craig can just sit there and rant a stream of consciousness like that 😂

@Elijah_Pizarro Жыл бұрын

Gi is still more popular than no gi. But I do think the ibjjf blackbelt matches should be shorter

@rangdog01 Жыл бұрын

Craig and Gundle need to go undercover as homeless men in a sting op for Craig's passport and jacket. Please document.

@talldrinkofanightmare6775 Жыл бұрын

Shots fired 😂

@sullman12 6 ай бұрын

That's the funniest story I've ever heard

@ucbikecop Жыл бұрын

Apple cider vinegar and your persistent ringworm is gone. Put it on topically