brb gonna go listen to chewing gum thirty times

I was trying to explain to my friends that NCT aren't as innocent as they look but they wouldn't believe me so I just showed them this video hahaha

This is what happens when you don't understand Korean and don't bother to read the lyrics.

istg nct's songs are innocenct until taeyong open's his mouth

nct ACTUALLY stands for No Chill Taeyong

basically an (un)helpful guide to lee taeyong's kinks

WHATS WORSE IS THAT THE BABIES HAECHAN AND MURK WERE SINGING THOSE LYRICS LIKE DAMN

What we learned from this video: Taeyong is a sub.

"at least the dreamies are pure1!!11" oh hi drippin'

Tae was in SMs dungeon for so long he started liking it I guess

their songs are always so normal until it gets to Taeyongs part

*Sips tea contently while being shocked but not surprised*

I remember the first time I heard Summer 127 I was like “omg this is so cute and innocent!!!” And then taeyong’s rap happened

Someone please collect Taeyong.

and yet "cosplay snow white. i like it, i'll be the hobbit" is still the weirdest part of all this

I though cherry bomb was innocent! I though it was just about being happy by clapping your hands and playing 4 square

Taeyong: the epitome of a soft boi with a *very* questionable mind... Also: before you think whiplash is incest or something, he was lying about the meaning of the song, saying that his sister motivating him but ain’t nobody gonna listen to that dumb excuse.

Taeyong is the right bias

But also they seem so innocent in like their videos and then u listen to the song and then u remember that they are BOYS WHO ARE PROLLY LIKE EVERY OTHER BOY OUT THERE

The way they explain the song on their showcases or music programs or variety shows makes me wonder what stuffs does SM trying to feed them. They make it sound so innocent and pure but the lyrics say otherwise.

WE MUST KEEP THE DREAMIES AWAY FROM TAEYONG

FUN FACT: in whiplash and baby dont like it, sm made taeyong change the lyrics from "i" to "you" so when he says "You should be afraid of me, that’s what I want I want you to hit and kick me, ruin me I’ll give you the role of a picture, I’m freaking honest My body is reacting, I’m not satisfied yet" he ORIGINALLY WROTE " *I* have to be afraid of *YOU* , that’s what I want I want you to hit and kick me, ruin me *I’ll* be your artwork, I’m freaking honest My body is reacting, I’m not satisfied yet".....

The fact that they made all this song when was haechan 16 and mark *who actually participated in those lyrics* 17 .....

I legit thought the squeaking noises were a new type of genre since they are NEO CULTURAL TECHNOLOGY ready to introduce us to NEW concepts 😂😂😂 but.... it is literally SQUEAKING BED NOISES.... 😂

*_O T A K U T E N D E N C I E S_* taeyong been watching too much yaoi hentai yall this aint healt--

istg Taeyong and his kinks hahahah

taeyong is literally out here talking about the succ™, bondage and kinks, can somebody put him on a leash

one time, i was the DJ for my class, and i tried to put on 'Cherry Bomb' but it didn't work and i asked my teacher why it wasn't working and she said that she set the settings so that there were no inappropriate songs, and i was confused on why it was inappropriate (i didn't read the lyrics yet), now i know why.

in whiplash i sometimes hear from taeyong’s verse “yeah my daddy taeil” skskks

"legit banned by kbs" HAHAHAHAHHA

Someone come collect Taeyong because the mans is wilding

Someone told me taeyong was soft 🙃

someone come collect Taeyong because he is out of control

I actually aprecciate the fact that they write songs expressing their true feelings towards relationships and sexuality - mantaining the respect and not being sexist - other than being childish and selling that same old ideal of pure and untochable idols.

this is honestly more taeyong's nsfw lyrics more than anything else

*”cosplay Snow White. I like it, Ill be the hobbit” so you want me to clean your house? Is that some sort of turn on for you, a clean house?*

"i want you to ruin me,kick me" sir this is a mcdonalds drivethru

Let's be honest here. Nearly all NCT songs get a touch of dirty when Taeyong decides to write his own lyrics for the song. 😂😂😂 Like he's always rapping about THE action and in a bdsm way (although off stage he shows himself as the most innocent person esp when it comes to love).

Okay, taeyong has been my bias wrecker all this time, now he’s officially my bias after this video, I can’t deal anymore.

that transition from 3.42 - 3.44 is that even the same song lee taeyong

i literally held my hand over my face this entire video.... i had no idea the lyrics were like thAT

I actually didn’t know the translation of cherry bomb but I once heard a girl saying it was “a bit sexual” so they couldn’t perform on kbs BUT MAN THAT’S A TOTAL NEW LEVEL OF SEXUAL INSTINCTS

What if... Taeyong and mark have a child, and the child is asking about baby don't like it, whiplash, and drippin.

Everything is fluffy and innocent until our LEE TAEYONG opens his goddamn mouth.but all i can think is of how frustrated members looked when they were eXpLaiNiNg whiplash LOL

what was your inspiration for the song? other artists: the beauty and frailty of life and the moments we must never forget. taeyong: i was (legit) thinking of my sister brb chO kI n G

And this my friends is why we should look at lyrics more often, because you meet someone like Lee Taeyong and you question things about this man

*drippin has entered the chat*

WATCHING THIS AFTER 4 YEARS JUST TELLS ME HOW NCTZENS WERE ACTUALLY BORN CLOWNED AF

someone once told me (before i stanned nct) that taeyong was kinky, i thought they were joking..😐

...the only helpful thing about this video is we’ve learnt that NCT have *alot* of kinks

Ok tseyong needs to hajima RIGHT NOW

Is it possible to be screaming and laughing at the same time

I can never listen to these songs the same way ever again

I JUST REALISED THAT CHERRY BOMB LITERALLY ALLUDES TOWARDS THE PHRASE "POP YOUR CHERRY" BUT ITS A BOMB ITS NOT EVEN POPPING THE CHERRY ITS EXPLODING IT OH MY G O D I JUST FCUAISHXASDUFHASD

okay but if taeyong talks to me in his sexy voice u know i will immediately get on my knees and- grab my bible off the ground cuz i dropped it. y'all i'm pure.

I swear Taeyong is like the most kinkiest one in the group... I think I've found my bias😂

What kind of power sub is Taeyong, I'm dying

Every NCT Song Is Innocent But Then Taeyong Opens His Mouth.

1:29 when I read that lyrics my expression somehow became.... Suddenly jaehyun face popped up with the same expression as me 😂😂😂😂 Edited: JUST WHY TAEYONG LYRICS ARE... 🙈🙈🙈🙈 It is too much nsfw😂

i was drinking water when the line "wake me up by whipping me came on" and i spit out all my water

My friend is new to nct and was saying how innocent taeyong looks and acts i shoked on my water

2:56 is whole vibe for life and I'm glad for it. hurts so good. He'll be #1 in Japan, freaky peeps over there.

I just laughed and screamed at the same time. Taeil is such a mood omg

Cherry bomb is not really a kinky song tho just violent lyrics that's why it's banned but the others are definitely mhhhmmm imma go listen to nct dream to cleanse my soul

NCT Dream is nctzen's holy water

4:59 *when that's probably something he said while recording* (DON'T KILL ME I JUST KEEP THINKING OF THE RAP BATTLE BETWEEN HIM AND JOOHEON WHERE HE RAN OUT OF BREATH BC IT'S SO ME IT'S INSANE)

Landed here at 2am... 1. How the HECK did I get here 2. WHERES MY HOLY WATER

*who allowed Taeyong to write his own lyrics*

This explains why Artificial Love was written for NCT lmao

Tae is my bias BUT WHAT IS GOING ON IN HIS MIND

Songs like Baby don’t like it, drippin’ etc, make me cry😀JSJXJDJ IDK WHY-

So i did hear ‘shake that ass’ but i never heard T W E R K I N G. I rlly like summer 127 but im just going to listen to chewing gum like 100 times

TAEYONG'S BREATHING IS MY RELIGION NOW

Taeyong, stop making that bed squeaking noises! 2:37 I know, Taeil, I know!

What I learnt from this is that Taeyong is a really bratty sub (maybe a switch, but mostly a sub) with a pain kink. This information is for purely science purposes.

Now we all know the reason NCT Dream exists.

okay but Summer 127 is my jaaaaam! And idk why but i love when Taeyong breathing after saying ''Hold on for a second, I'm out of breath''

LEE TAEYONG GO SIT IN TIME OUT oh no now i'm his mommy i always had a feeling cheery bomb was about popping a bunch of girls cherries and i just found out how right i was

ok as soon as Summer 127 started playing, my dad walked into my room and i swear i never tapped the pause button so quickly before.

nct is just a sadomaso legend

there will be one nasty song in one badass album.. theory solved

But will the lyrics stop me from listening to them? Fuck no *blasts Good Thing*

03:57 legit my.reaction reading english of the lyrics. Why has it taken me this long? I never watched the lyrics because i love the dance practice

They should take the bed squeaking from Baby Don' Like It and the heavy breathing from Summer 127 and make a song. Heavy nosebleeds and fainting all around the world. 😂

so was this sm's plan? debut nct with a kinky one to listen to first then rinse the fans heart dream? i like it. i hope they find more guys like taeyong.

this is what I've learned: • Taeyong is a kinky man (and 100% bottom) • WinWin has no lines

*NCT Dream binge listening intensifies*

Imagine singing this while u are walking around Seoul OMG HAHAHAHHA

*_taeyong needs to be stopped._*

I am scard for life. I will never look at these songs the same EVER AGAIN.

as a do young bias I’m doing okay- To all of the taeyong biases out there: how are you not dead yet?-like actually dying

BISH I NEVER CHECKED THE DAMN LYRICS AND I WAS PLAYING THIS WITH A FULL VOLUME SPEAKER IN MY ROOM, I'M SHOOKETHHH

i jUST REALIZED SOMEONE IS MOANING IN THE BACKROUND WHEN TAEYONG'S RAP IN WHIPLASH LIKE AROUND 2:49 im bald

basically, 98% of taeyong's rap parts

everytime i made a face Taeil made the same one

That GIF with Haechan and Taeil I can't lmao

after this I'll listen to some nct dream

You need to do a redux of this vid, TAEYONG RAPPED GONNA EAT YOUR BODY IN BABY DONT STOP, THE TITLE IS AN INNUENDO FROM THE GET GO

At this point i really think that whiplash's lyrics are kinda smart like you can practice MANY THINGS when you're alone like dance and some OTHER THINGS WHEN YOU'RE LEE TAEYONG

i'm glad my parents don't understand english and korean...