An untalented person’s recap of American Horror Story: Double Feature (Red Tide)

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It’s been a long time coming!!! I personally loved this season!
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Intro 00:00-7:44
Cape Fear 7:44-13:07
Pale 13:07-18:15
Thirst 18:15-23:00
Blood Buffet 23:00-26:17
Gaslight 26:17-29:51
Winter Kills 29:51-33:35

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@renL99 2 ай бұрын

RED TIDE DESERVED ITS OWN SEASON AND WITHOUT A RUSHED ENDING/CONCLUSION 😭

@hotskaterchic9993 Ай бұрын

sh!t was top tier

@savannah2584 Ай бұрын

Agreed

@societycrumbles 2 ай бұрын

Macaulay Culkin, was SO good this season, almost too good for modern AHS lol

@SkylerGaetano 2 ай бұрын

red tide was SUCH a missed opportunity

@cainvarner 2 ай бұрын

no seriously idek why they got so far in production and still decided to cut it in half 😭😭😭

@d.e.2430 2 ай бұрын

This season finally had some atmosphere again! And poor Karen really got it bad. Hated her at first but it was so tragic in the end.

@SonderLifevlogs 2 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly in the Double feature. I wish he would've made it twice as long so we could get flushed out stories or just not have given us Death Valley.

@Ilovebrushingmyhorse 2 ай бұрын

No bc the black pill is literally so similar to adhd meds and I have a hard time believing that wasn't the inspiration-

@pamelalansbury94 2 ай бұрын

Oohhh, good take

@mzmendy 2 ай бұрын

I spent the entire season waiting on the ticks to come into play. I had soooooo many great theories and NONE of them amounted to anything. But it was a good ride on the red tide.

@thewhovianwithasmallcollec7319 Ай бұрын

The way red tide could have been one of the greats if it wasn’t for THAT other series I do wonder in a non Covid world what red tide and Death Valley could have been

@avi4831 2 ай бұрын

red tide renewed my love for AHS😭😭

@Yousifdiyab 2 ай бұрын

No but AHS Delicate is so much better imo

@nathaniel9563 2 ай бұрын

LITERALLY the first 5 episodes of Red Tide was pure gold 😭im so upset it wasn’t it’s own season

@rue...whenwasthis 2 ай бұрын

i love that you're carving out your niche here on youtube, we desperately need someone who covers these kinds of shows with the chaotic energy to match, It gives me lifffeee Cain

@giuliagallus1122 2 ай бұрын

I’ve EVER heard of this season of AHS in my life? No. I’m gonna eat it up ? YES . Just you keeping us well fed like always 💅🏻

@morticiax540 2 ай бұрын

The Blood Smoothie scene will forever be the most foul thing I have ever seen in my life.

@WisconsinHaunts 2 ай бұрын

I almost threw up watching it

@KiwiRuby-rf8ot 2 ай бұрын

I vaguely remember enjoying Red Tide when I first watched it. The recap helped me remember why I enjoyed it so much. Wish they had made this a full season!!

@carlosfajardo1130 2 ай бұрын

iirc dear old dad said something along the lines of "once we get back home and get all this money, we won't have to take any more pills" and Alma was a coke fiend at this point so like... Harry dug his own grave, lets be honest

@ponygon123113 2 ай бұрын

I’m clamoring in anticipation for your Delicate review. Good god what’s happening in that writers room😢

@cainvarner 2 ай бұрын

it’s one person writing the whole show now and she has little experience

@false_guru 2 ай бұрын

You really meant “SOON”

@faithhopkins5856 2 ай бұрын

I didn’t think he meant THIS soon but I’m happy about it 😝🤎

@mzmendy 2 ай бұрын

So soon I didn't realize it came out. Apparently I'm getting community posts, but not video alerts. Cause I was def excited and waiting on this so I just came directly to the channel and now I'm 4 DAYS LATE!?

@flutterg1035 2 ай бұрын

This is the first season i really disliked at the end. Like, just cause you're not creative doesn't mean you dont have talent??? And they did the mom so dirty I was PISSED. And then it just ended. Livid. Edit: I was waiting for something to happen to knock these mfers off their high horse, but nothing.

@MarianFK Ай бұрын

I think they really meant talent, of any kind. They just happened to show only people who worked in creative areas. You could even say that the daughter wasn't really a creative person; we don't see her composing her own music, her talent was merely interpretative.

@flutterg1035 Ай бұрын

@MarianFK but talents require different abilities, and those abilities don't all use the same one part of the brain. Talent just doesn't work like that. Not to mention, you can learn talents, improve them, or lose them over the years. Talent isn't something solid. It's not something a certain amount of people have installed in their brain at birth. Learned talent and natural are both valid. Natural talent still needed to learn how to use their talent at one point. They just have a better jumping off point. Edit: Also, they kept using talent and creative interchangeably. And now that you brought up the daughter, I'm even more mad cause you're fcking right. At least the mom did SOMETHING.

@KatieLHall-fy1hw Ай бұрын

Yeah, I didn’t like the “you’re born with it or you are a waste” mentality it promoted. But then again, it is American Horror Story so it fits in a way I guess

@nbdjz1058 2 ай бұрын

hey cain, just wanted to say that i've been watching your ahs recaps since the very first video and i LOVE them so so much. please do not let people dissuade you from making those just because they say you're copying mike's mic, so many creators do this format now and their personality is what makes it great and unique. i love your commentary about ahs and i really hope you keep going as long as it makes you happy, please don't listen to the hate comments.

@emmanniee 2 ай бұрын

I just looked at your subscriber count and congrats on getting to 15k so fast!!! i subscribed when you uploaded murder house and remember that i couldn’t believe you only had 1k at the time, you deserve it! your content is very comforting and you’re hilarious

@kgjames3603 2 ай бұрын

I've been waiting for this 🙌 Low-key can't wait to hear you drag Death Valley, even without the board, ngl 😅

@keavs4564 2 ай бұрын

Oh you work QUICK-I stan

@lindseystein9676 2 ай бұрын

I liked this half of the season. The other part with the aliens was a no for me. It had potential, but fell very very short. Brave of Ryan Murphy to put the season out the way he did. I know he said covid messed up his original plans, but I think people would have been ok with waiting.

@crispycol4904 Ай бұрын

I know covid plagued this season, but the Red Tide was so interesting. I wonder how good it would've been with 10 episodes. Could've gotten the characters more to do, more backstories, especially Denis, Billie and Adina.

@miathechicken_nuggget 2 ай бұрын

THE INTROS U MAKE FOR THESE ARE ALWAYS SO GOODDDDD

@cainvarner 2 ай бұрын

thank you they’re so fun

@miathechicken_nuggget 2 ай бұрын

@@cainvarner i feel so special omg🥺🫶🏻

@rpproductions6241 2 ай бұрын

Ooh I'm really excited to see this review. I think Red Tide really suffered from being half a season. It feels like such a waste...

@robertwood1701 2 ай бұрын

AHS season 10 Double Feature episodes 1--6 being (Red Tide) and episodes 7--10 being (Death Valley).

@Wither246 2 ай бұрын

It's here! I'm so happy!

@AnneettaLife 12 күн бұрын

Red tide gave me a lot of early seasons of American Horror story vibes. I loved it so much. The finale of the red tide could’ve been better. The second half of the season is one I don’t wish to talk about. Red tide was cut in half, but delicate was given two parts??? Ryan Murphy has no idea what he’s doing anymore.

@lauryntonio 2 ай бұрын

is the untalented person in the room w us right now ????????? bc WHO?

@Carbine_Alloy_LP 2 ай бұрын

Hello - i actually really enjoyed it :D - great channel btw

@Carbine_Alloy_LP 2 ай бұрын

O I also gave you a new subscriber :D

@Ashagagal 2 ай бұрын

I loved Red Tide I wish it was a fulls season but then again Ryan Murphy probably would have messed up, he can’t seem to do long seasons competently

@Ilovebrushingmyhorse 2 ай бұрын

no but Billie Lourd SLAYYYYEEEDDD her 2-3 minutes of screen time pls

@cainvarner 2 ай бұрын

i was so shocked to see she was barely used.

@chiot2875 16 күн бұрын

Your recaps have absolutely become my favorite part of the night ❤ i turn them on before bed. I’ve seen them all but i love the perspective and sass you give

@cainvarner 16 күн бұрын

thank you!! it means a lot 💙

@nikkimental1130 2 ай бұрын

Yeah so excited, my therapist can wait

@Nicoladorablexo 2 ай бұрын

This is exactly what I needed thank you 🙏🏻 🙌🏻💜

@erinbaezner7057 2 ай бұрын

Yesssss. It's giving me liiiiiiife. Thank you for the content 🙏🙏🙏

@HeatherHolt 2 ай бұрын

Ab-so-lutely hated this season, at least it wasn’t as bad as aliens BUT still awful IMO. Having said that, I watched every second bc I love your takes and I am SO very glad you’ve kept the green wand. It’s such a staple of the channel now ❤

@brysonrenee 2 ай бұрын

Yesss, perfect video for my lunch break! Honestly I enjoyed this story way more than I thought I would when I watched it and totally agree that the last episode was really lackluster. This probably could have been it's own full season instead of just a couple episodes.

@graywithana127 2 ай бұрын

Aw yes I voted for it to come out today and was so excited to see this when i got home from work!! Thanks for giving me something to watch. Love your content

@jasperisstupid2086 2 ай бұрын

Karen was my fav. I was rooting for her to be able to live a good life but NOPE! They always gotta kill off my favs

@cinnis5670 2 ай бұрын

The AHS twink uploads again! We are blessed on this day.

@Bisalella 2 ай бұрын

I love watching these even tho I’ve seen all the seasons soley bc I refuse to rewatch

@Ilovebrushingmyhorse 2 ай бұрын

Honestly it would’ve been better if red tide ended at episode 5- like we didn’t even need the last episode since they didn’t even answer the questions we had about the season- like yeah i would rather another episode that gave some closure but I’m just saying if they weren’t going to then they should’ve just kept episode 6 to themselves. Mhm. Yeah !!

@packnetadaija Ай бұрын

I mean I didn’t even finish Death Valley 😂😂😂 like I watched the first episode and I think if they didn’t include the college students and just focused on the whole 1950s sci-Fi b movie aesthetic then it would’ve been fine but I would legit groan and roll my eyes when they had the college kids on

@solborjesson529 2 ай бұрын

Oh yes perfect timing!!

@koteleskristof 2 ай бұрын

such a good season.. thank you for reminding me of it❤

@GodsFaveSim 2 ай бұрын

Oh my god this is exactly what I needed to heal me from this current sickness (one of my constituents poisoned me)

@sourpatchkid394 2 ай бұрын

Ama is just a little B. Not a bad actor. She almost seemed like a villain.

@cainvarner 2 ай бұрын

that was the point i loved her performance

@christopherbennett5858 Ай бұрын

@@cainvarnerExactly. She played the villainous child prodigy well.

@jaqijarboe3374 2 ай бұрын

Love the title card!

@funmiadigun9247 2 ай бұрын

MISSED THESE SO MUCH

@shainaelise2694 2 ай бұрын

Love the intro ❤

@fishandnoodles3288 21 күн бұрын

i thought alma's actress did a great job, especially for someone her age. if anything, i think people just hated her character lol, at least i did. but like when an actor plays a role you're supposed to dislike and you end up HATING them, that's cause they did a good job like she ate that uppp. hated her little evil ass

@nickeverritt8331 2 ай бұрын

Here are my thoughts about Double Feature, before watching this video. If you hit on these points during the video, I apologize. The first five episodes of Double Feature, on their own, are quite possibly the best run the show ever had, which makes the last five episodes so infuriating. If they stopped Red Tide at episode five and then gave Death Valley another episode to give all of those characters a little bit more time to develop and provide a more satisfying inclusion… it could have been the best season ever made. I didn’t mind the presidential/conspiracy theory storyline either. I thought it had so much potential within this show’s universe. Not to mention the countless ways that these two halves could have been tied into every single other season of the show, but did literally NOTHING to do it. Not even the minimal effort. Still upsets me to this day. But, as it stands, it is the season that permanently damaged AHS and brought it to a state of permanent decline, regardless of all the growth I think NYC had exhibited for the show. It just had the unfortunate task of following this dog-shit season. And that’s why Double Feature will always be my worst season. Even worse than Delicate. And the final blow to the head is that this may very well be the last roles that Sarah Paulson, Evan Peters, and Frances Conroy have in AHS… unless Ryan keeps his promise about bringing the witches back for another season. However, SP has already said she probably wouldn’t ever be returning to the show. If season 13 is the last, I hope they can somehow write a satisfying ending to bring all the major players back and put a nice bow on it. As nice a bow as they can at this point. SMH.

@lolylike780 2 ай бұрын

been watching since murder house pmg your channel has grown so much you deserve it

@cainvarner 2 ай бұрын

thank you bestie

@eponymouselias 2 ай бұрын

As a writer unfortunately I gotta say I probably would become a vampire for inspiration

@user-ni2ry6jt4y 2 ай бұрын

anthor day anthor slay for cain

@reniasva 2 ай бұрын

Dude reminds me of me at age 18, but he's better😄😄 I need to see more🤣

@wynngwynn 2 ай бұрын

I really liked the vampire half

@syddisheep5160 2 ай бұрын

Im out here watching these recpas shile i knit, the vibes are IMPECCABLE, and i stopped watching AHS after Coven! Keep up the amazing job ❤

@mattproductions 2 ай бұрын

Who’s ready for him to completely s**t on Death Valley?? 🎉

@casualallisterenjoyer1715 2 ай бұрын

the first season idk shit abt

@clam_509 2 ай бұрын

You are not untalented. Reading is a talent. #thelibraryisopen 🗼🔥

@jarrajamz 2 ай бұрын

Aids Era Coats

@cainvarner 2 ай бұрын

that’s how they refer to them in the show 😭😭😭

@spookey2004 2 ай бұрын

My fav season, I feel like I’m the only one who kinda loved the ending 😭💀💀💀

@arthur-oy2ki 2 ай бұрын

I honestly hated the pale guys. They didn't make much sense to me, because if theres a group of people out terrorizing the town, youd think the cop would do somrthing about it? I know how you become one, but id think eventually they die or something, instead of scaring the town constantly? You cant even be out during the day to do normal stuff without expecting something to attack you hahahah its just not that interesting to me

@johntuff1309 Ай бұрын

The CW catching STRAYS 😂🎥

@cyanidesmile7263 2 ай бұрын

Red Tide is what happens when the writers get lazy and recycle a monster from a previous season. They were by a beach, they couldn't have done something with sirens or mermaids?

@cainvarner 2 ай бұрын

this is the most original season since freakshow imo

@blakeyquakey 2 ай бұрын

slay cain

@EmberAwoken 2 ай бұрын

I stopped watching AHS in the beginning of Cult lol. I’m there’s an “untalented” person willing to script, produce, film, edit and post recaps to keep me in the loop 🤪🤪🤡👉👈!

@EmberAwoken 2 ай бұрын

Oops so glad*!

@trinitylegill8544 2 ай бұрын

I will ALWAYS click IMMEDIATELY

@professional.weakling 2 ай бұрын

Not the CW 💀💀💀

@doorattachment6926 2 ай бұрын

Red Tide was 100 percent better than Death Valley but I'll stick to my gut and say ROANOKE was the worst. Sarah Paulson is my Queen but in S6 she couldn't even save that train wreck. Death Valley she had bad writing to work with but it was better