"Occupation: Exist" Tbh relatable

When Merf Jptiz said "🚢🚢🚢", I felt it in the depths of my soul. Such wise commentary on the nature of the world and its civilisations - I'm sure we'll get along well!

We live in a society where all my classmates are now in horror videos

the fact that this was made by a moth is impressive

"Occupation: exist" Damn. Didn't anticipate to be called out this much today

As someone who lives in Wakefield, I can confirm that this place is lovely and everyone is nice. Especially Merf Jptiz and our local woods person

My favorite part of moving is the informative videotape that doxes all my neighbors.

In all seriousness, this was a solid video with an interesting concept. What I think might have been a bit scarier was the last face being completely normal. Almost too normal, to provide a contrast to our expectations.

2:33 they became a ship horn! 😂

the most disturbing part is that the reporter or something knows all the names and stuff

I’m loving seeing all this underrated analogue horror that isn’t as recognized, keep it up!

Damn even demons have better homes than me 😦

Ah, yes! I'd just love to share a forest with "Ourple Spiral Guy".

As somebody who recently moved into Wakefield, I can confirm this video is spitting fax

"Age: None; Occupation: Exist," my kind of guy

JaneJane is a beautiful pennywise she can be all ages through 25 and 32 and can be anything she wants. U GO GIRL

can't wait to move to this town, everyone looks so nice! :)

What the “neighbors” look like in my opinion Sally Dawson: How NSFW (even regular) artists make women during November Jack Demsey: Saul?…Is that actually you? Payton Derby: Your local late 40s to early 50s man who catfishes boys on Roblox Jane Jane: How republican and conservative ads and cartoons draw trans men/woman Merf Jpliz: What your average police sketch in the 90s that literally looks like something in your dreams, and ah yes we both have the same occupation, nice to meet you 000000: Oh look! It’s purple spirally man! The dollar tree Mandela catalog alternate version of purple guy from five nights are Freddy’s!

Other people: *deep, silent horror* Gen Z: *dying laughing*

2:32 IM ROLLING

i love this concept, and the editing too!

bro merf turned into a damn cargo ship

Props to that lady for swallowing a ship's horn.

the detail of "001 Historical District" was amazing

I'm sorry, but I just lost it. This may not be the result you wanted, but I was straight up wheezing when you put up "portrait of a stereotypical British woman" with a crusty .mp3 of Spongebob's alarm clock at 2:32 It went from ANALOG HORROR to ANALOG COMEDY GOLD in 0.06 seconds. I am giggling like a toddler with dad's housekeys. I love it.

imagine ur friend sends u this & u see ur house

Damn can't believe they doxxed the town like that

They all look like they were created by AI 😅 And good job at the "hello" part, really caught me off guard

"Occupation: exist" Man I never thought I'd read something more relatable.

love how the neighbor of house %$a is just 📯📯📯📯📯📯📯

"Occupation: Exist" Yeah, well, there are certain perks to being unemployed Merf

Very very sick. A lot more subtle than other channels, no music cuts or analog horror clichés, definitely subscribing!

If I ever need a fake name name for some reason, I'm gonna call myself Merf Jptiz

How neat! the faces were creepy too, and that always gets me in analog horror. I thought you captured the genre well.

This is so excellent and brilliant

This is actually quite unnerving considering this sounds like a damn good horror movie!

Merf Jptiz seems chill af.

100% I LOVE the opening! It really gets me in the mood for more retro style VHS content and makes it feel real, like I just popped in an unlabeled thing cause I was bored and got more than bargained for. Awesome stuff!

Its so terrifying when small things start glitching and youre not entirely sure if its just you. The neighbourhood image flipping for a 2nd by the end is so simple and yet it unnerved me like crazy. Love this really ❤

I thought it was "enjoy your slay!" When it was actually "enjoy your stay!"

2:45 I think that the woods is an robot spying on us because the text doesn’t say anything..

Nice work! The VHS effects here look great! The fact that there’s a real city called Wakefield here in the UK just adds to the surreal nature. Also Merf Jpitz is my spirit animal

Jane Jane is such a working queen tbh

Merf Jptiz is the goat. He's this century's most relatable man.

You did my man Merf dirty with that SpongeBob Foghorn sound effect.

"Occupation: Exist" Me too Merf, me too.

Ok, the last's person picture is funny lmao

HOA neighborhoods be like:

This was really well done. I enjoyed this.

"Occupation: Exist" is now my go-to instead of "I'm unemployed and disabled"

Just found this and can’t wait to see more

Jane has seen better days

Wow, a W-VHS! I've never seen one before!

Best part is that there’s a Wakefield near where I live. Mayhaps I’ll move in and meet Merf Jptiz, he has such a lovely voice and we have the same occupation.

this is truly Meet the Neighbors

First analog horror to make me laugh. xD The fog horn got me. I just shat my mouth and pissed my shirt laughing.

I feel like many of us can correlate with Merf Jptiz and their line of work

2:33 Why did I laugh at this so much

2:33 didn’t know my neighbor was a fog horn

They all seem like very lovely people :)

“Age: none” is a more advanced form of “Age is just a number”

1:27 Now we need Jack from popular show "Better Crack Jack" but in 3D!

Occupation: exist This describes me very well

1:08 bro Sally's got massive honkers offscreen

Imagine if at one point it was like: "Your House" and had one of the neighbors.

this is a very nice analog horror. i love it

I think the human is trying to warn you dreams because I can feel it

What a lovely neighborhood!

I'm not sure, but it seems like this entire neighborhood consumes a bit too much Thalasin™

That guy(or thing)'s occupation is to exist? Sign me the hell up

New tf2 character looks sick

I LOVE the concept here. As far as I can tell, this is a sort of matrix-type "simulation" nieghborhood and none of the neighbors are even real, and the simluation gets more and more poorly made as it goes on, forgetting to put normal occupations or specific ages for the neighbors, putting more low effort street and people names like "jane jane" and "street st" and eventtually just descending into distorted nonsense

thank you youtube recommendations

occupation: exist same man, same.

Cant believe that this actually takes place in 1979

Subscribled loved this can't wait for more !!!

"Occupation: Exist" Wow, what's the pay?

This is underrated

I'm here before this blows up

2:32 All aboard!!!🛥⚓🚢🛳⛵🚤🛶

I love honking back at Merf Jptiz in the morning! /existing

The foghorn is a vibe

My man Merf Jpitz acting like an ugly extreme closeup in SpongeBob

I would love to live here man.

Jane jane head is so scarier omfg what the actual fuck is that my soul left the video....

"Occupation: Exist", uh, hits a bit too close to home.

If I wanted to point out an example of analog horror schlock I'd use this, wow

Merf literally did the foghorn

errr not sure if i want to see know or even try to like my neighbors if this is whats happening with them

Occupation: “Exist.” I get that 😂

My occupations is also Exist, I really relate to this...

Every time the human gets weirder

spongebobs morning ringtone 2:33

"Well well well"

I feel like living in this neighborhood would be interesting.......

The scariest part of this is that some guy is getting paid to exist

The people shown all look like they would sell garbage to a used electronics store in a downtown area.

I’m gonna meet the neighbors 😅

Well flutter flutter, my fellow moth.

underrated