Simon is exactly like every other stupid person who thinks they are just god's gift to information. He's a liar and he is operating under bad faith. He is just trying to make it look like someone other than us invented the modern world.

@@tarstarkusz Who is "us"?

@@tarstarkusz you sure as hell didn't invent shit 🤷‍♂️

@Bakamalian No it's not. Notice how he didn't mention where the gear machine came from. ALL of the other ones had their origins harped on. The reason is that it because it came from Germany. These people are very easy to recognize once you know what to look for. OR, alternately, he could be just fooled himself. Yes. The mainstream has been lying about all sorts of stuff for 75 years.

@@ilarious5729 What does that have to do with anything? That's why I said us and not me. Everything that matters came out of the Occident. Open up just about textbook and you are reading all about an Occidental.

dude... this guys is a fraud... he his worst than the News to arrange story making them sounds exceptional in order to get more subscriptions... sounds to me like an ego-maniac who cant stop making video... or a meth head...

Amen Brother!!

@@joseph-mariopelerin7028 he’s just a hard working guy. His production double after he had a child. Probably the only guy on YT w/o am ego.

@@EMurph42 i respect your opinion,

And yet, 90% of being a professor is repeating yourself ...

It's that post-xmas dinner ember. 🎅

We mustn't forget he is always "The Boy With The Blaze" he just leans more or less into the professional cold static, or his business blaze...

This is like the third time I've had to see his hairy bellybutton in one of these sitting videos. At least when he's standing the shirt doesn't pop open like that.

@@rtwpsom2 is there something wrong with daddy Simon's belly button? Lol

The Buttons With the Blaze

Allegedly

Cheers. Now I can't NOT look at that part of his shirt lol

Aaaand now I can un see it

Oh damn. You sir are now a legend.

Didn’t notice until I saw this comment. Now can’t unsee. Thanks. 😑

I think I saw a nipple 😁

Works every time.

Scandalous!!

Next video: history of buttons.

I’m 67, for the life of me I cannot remember to zip up my pants

is it secretly a time machine?

Although, for authenticity, my ready room door operates by two unseen stage grips sliding the door panels by hand whenever someone approaches...

Make it so

Yup, looks like it

Why are ya looking down there, perv?

He's really cutting loose today.

Not the first video either. I think he is making a fashion statement at this point.

Let’s go for 99%

@Michael Calhoun lI It is slowly but surely coming out

I'm always disappointed to not hear the insults. Like the recent one on the last witch, so many chances for "because of course it's fake and they were frauds! The past was the worst!"

@@zzippo81 Allegedly.

Me too 🙂😂

I think that channel will one day be Simon's biggest. Well, probably not, but at least most notorious and beloved.

Yes, but WHAT?

i wet myself... your happy now???

Me too. Somehow most visitors to the museum just took a glance and walked right past. I have given free reign to take lots of close-up shots :D

@@ferociousgumby ha!

@@starsoffyre it’s sad the vast majority of humans have no idea the importance of places & things. My second favorite KZfaq tour ancient sites & jokes about the scourge of selfie sticks. Are they there to see amazing things or just be seen?

That's like the brick sewers under London that have been there even longer than that. And they are still intact and in use to this day.

Terracotta.

and will still invent half the fact to make his video more exceptional

So at some point you expect him to start deleting channels?

@@WitnessRAH if we all pitch in, and do hates comments, he will go away on his patreon or whatever tf... then maybe the small time video makers that really do research could profit of the algorithm....

@@joseph-mariopelerin7028 submit you fool! Or you shall never grow!! Mwuahahahahahaa

@@WitnessRAH thats the point (kind of)... his vids are for little kids that don't know any better... he'll never grow like that... he always will be; Shallow Simon

At least the button is still there. It didn't pop off him due to pandemic pounds.

awww! i juste wanna pinch your cheek

He has a few videos that have the same shirt unbuttoned. I saw one about 3 weeks ago.

I am a firm believer that Simon periodically leaves a button undone because he knows people will comment on it. Comments = engagement = better YT analytics = better sponsorship deals. He is smart enough to understand the connection and shrewd enough to take advantage of it.

@@davidklein1245 Perhaps something a LEGEND would do? iykyk

It says something about the people that were so distracted: they are anal.

What button?

I wonder if it's the same program I watched around 15 years ago or so. Back when the History Channel actually had programs about history.

@@angusrumplemeyer1791 it probably was, that was the golden age of The History Channel

People seem to forget that ancient people were as smart as us. They just didn't have the same access to knowledge that we do now.

@@DieNextInLINE exactly, a lot of people assume that people from the past aren't as smart as current people.

@@Hamsteak I think it's easy to have that perspective until you wake up and realize we fall prey to many of the same human frailties now as we did in the past. The only thing that's different? We got a little bit better at making shit... Human empathy, a desire to help other humans though... I highly suspect cave people were at least very empathetic individuals most of the time, and they were probably just as good as me at fostering good relationships with other people...They had to get along. Most tribes weren't exactly huge... They woke up in the morning and decided the people around them were worth doing this really hard journey with. Same thing now, but I'm not sure I'm better than a cave man at this. I'd like to believe I am... but in reality... probably not. Getting along with a small tribe for your entire life is like living with your own family for your whole life. Many families have a hard time spending more than 3 days together during Christmas without causing some big family drama of sorts... Tell me who is probably more cognitively developed at understanding the importance of and maintaining relationships? Who's more empathetic?

And shirt buttons.

Cobb pipes are wicket old are they not?

I think that's a great idea!

I'm glad i'm not the only one that caught that 🤣

*snickers*

Loved that! Especially because on the Star Trek sets the automatic doors were actually controlled by a human being who would sometimes get the cues wrong and then the actors would actually walk into the doors. Oops!

"There's coffee in those ancient artifacts!"

@@flowertrue "Warp particles!"

RADIATION

@@istvanbrooks5319 I even keep it just above my head at the head of the bed. Old age will still kill me before the radiation will. People panic way too much in general. It's mostly alpha particles that won't even penetrate skin, so unless I break it and eat the glowing bits I have little to worry about.

He's just a talking head regurgitating what he reads, mispronounces many words, talks too fast in the same sing-song rythm and should give up pretending to be amused at the 'funny' parts.

See his beard? Ain't it weird? Don't be sceered It's just a beard.

@@johnbarber4549 What rhymes with "button"? Cuttin', guttin', muckin', suckin', tuckin'

I challenge anyone to put all those words into a poem.

@@ferociousgumby mutton.

@@johnbarber4549 Forgot the most obvious one!

We’re still not sure 🤷🏼‍♂️?? To be safe just keep watching & hitting that like button 👍

thank you

Lol I slowly slip mine behind my pillow as the shaming was happening

He has a tendency to make sweeping statements about religion and technology use. Many people use alarm clocks. I don't think it's a crime or a mark of senility.

@@calendarpage Simon Whistler: Driving audience interaction through baseless assertions, mispronunciations, and malapropisms since 2015!

No it fucking sucks that it does seep into other channels keep that shit contained

@@MrTruehoustonian the only thing from business blaze kept contained is Danny!

@@somethingwitty7449 I hate Business Blaze. It's Simon off his meds.

Me too, with wakeup light that turns up gradually until the alarm turn on. The light was the big reason i got it.

"Plato" was his wrestling nickname. He had ways of waking people up.

He's just a talking head regurgitating what he reads, mispronounces many words, talks too fast in the same sing-song rythm and should give up pretending to be amused at the 'funny' parts. There are also lots of innaccuracies in his videos but he doesn't write the script.

It's a promo for his NEW KZfaq Channel, Simon Unbuttoned. He's drunker than on Business Blaze.

I once pulled a door that said LLUP. Took me a minute to figure out why it wouldn't open.

Im crying rite now how you helped me so must. Take care buddy ❤

I simply went with the one that imitates sunrise. works well for me. Especially in winter, when I see real one only when I'm already at work