A Realistic Pokémon Battle In 2022

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Andrew Rousso

Жыл бұрын

Bury that dirty dinosaur
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@MrTehDBear Жыл бұрын

Love how utterly bored and ready Chris is. Had Pikachu defending himself with extreme prejudice.

@Habitt5253 Жыл бұрын

This has obviously happened to him before.

@Lliamhd Жыл бұрын

Chris had places to go, workplace with his Pikachu colleague, and lessons to teach young punks and quick 🤣

@jacob2236 Жыл бұрын

"Defending himself with extreme prejudice." One of the best sentences I've ever heard

@yuta5026 Жыл бұрын

Where the heck did the turn "extreme prejudice" come from? I have heard it only a few times from some old heads so Im surprised to see it again.

@MrTehDBear Жыл бұрын

@@yuta5026 Jesus am I an old head? Im 37 goddammit! All I know is i've heard it in reference to excessive violence probably acquired it from 90's movies tbh. Can't remember when I last heard it but it felt accurate.

@MRX_MosaReX Жыл бұрын

"Self-Defense is now justified" *proceeds to beat the hell out of Charmelion*

@seculartemplar5407 Жыл бұрын

Basically anybody claiming self defense vs those who actually do.

@martinszymanski2607 Жыл бұрын

that is what happened in the video yes

@seculartemplar5407 Жыл бұрын

@@martinszymanski2607 This is also a fictional scenario.

@aviatinggamer9051 Жыл бұрын

@@seculartemplar5407 this is also a video on YT

@seculartemplar5407 Жыл бұрын

@@aviatinggamer9051 I rest my case.

@Hiruban Жыл бұрын

The fact that the trainer is the "friend/manager" of his pikachu and that pikachu receives the reward is kinda wholesome... the glock 9 clearly less so

@Phoca_Vitulina Жыл бұрын

for realz, that's what I was thinking too! I'm glad both pokemon went and had fulfilling lives after that

@hegeliansours1312 Жыл бұрын

Gun rights is fun rights doe

@Sahdirah Жыл бұрын

“Pika pi! :3”

@slaplapdog Жыл бұрын

He didn't even unload on char, he still just beat him down. Now if he had shot him, THAT would be "holesome"!

@AA-hb9fe Жыл бұрын

doesn't have a choice he'll get canceled and fired from his job.

@corndogattheendofthepool Жыл бұрын

I'm a little ashamed to admit that I felt genuine relief when charmander turned out to be ok

@biazacha Жыл бұрын

Charmeleon fucking earned that retirement

@dontwannanewname Жыл бұрын

Don't be, it was a bit terrifying

@GovindSomai Жыл бұрын

Enough to make a grown man cry

@Hoshinoko9288 Жыл бұрын

They were forced to fight

@Angela-nd2ub Жыл бұрын

*Charmeleon he's a big boi

@kilorat Жыл бұрын

I just love the idea of a pokemon trainer saying "weapons free"

@ip3887 Жыл бұрын

That and "silencio." 👏🤣

@a-s-greig Жыл бұрын

@@ip3887 Paldea moment.

@TheBigKaiju Жыл бұрын

That's that new Palworld gameplay

@StarLeader44 Жыл бұрын

@@TheBigKaiju yes lol

@TrevorLentz 9 ай бұрын

Weapons Free is definitely the best command. I mean, it's a pure instinct move that never stops until faint. XD

@saintsintosea Жыл бұрын

"Trying to get some blubber off this beached whale before the dynamite goes off", what great a line

@PontiacMusic Жыл бұрын

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@huntermagnuson8062 Жыл бұрын

I think that's a reference to the time a town blew up a decaying beached whale with dynamite hahaha

@avoidtheloid Жыл бұрын

@@PontiacMusic the adlib going oooo drop that, it's way too distracting or turn that down. Your vocals are always supposed to be on top of the music, go side chain everything to the vocals so it sits on top no matter what. Use more reverb and pan out instruments so the song sounds more full.

@ohzenn Жыл бұрын

@@avoidtheloid really in here giving out production and mixing tips 😂 what an MVP

@SilverusX Жыл бұрын

@@huntermagnuson8062 Nah stranded whales typically explode after some time because of all the gas that is stored in them due to rotting cant really get out.

@frogtank4407 Жыл бұрын

"Pikachu, pistol whip charmilon in the face" was not something i ever expected to hear.

@2Sor2Fig Жыл бұрын

Indeed, but after hearing it life just got exponentially better.

@EliteHenz Жыл бұрын

People can’t spell Pokémon names on here. 😂

@thebestguys1077 Жыл бұрын

"I wanted to be a Pokemon master" "I dont think you could even say that anymore"

@shxttered8109 Жыл бұрын

This man always finds his way to let me fucking laugh man.🤣😂

@SaltStorm007 Жыл бұрын

RIGHT!! He is freaking hilarious 💯😂

@PontiacMusic Жыл бұрын

dropped a new song can yall rate it?

@Sippincoffe Жыл бұрын

You're allowed

@icecream-soup Жыл бұрын

"Or maybe choose Bulbasaur next time." Damn right, respect the cabbage.

@mikey100swim 2 ай бұрын

☝️☝️☝️such facts

@kylepessell1350 Жыл бұрын

I thought for sure there was going to be a joke about how every 10-year old child can legally own Pokemon with the potential of causing massive natural disasters on a semi-regular basis. For example: the common Pidgey can naturally learn Hurricane at a high enough level and a Geodude/Sandshrew can naturally learn Earthquake.

@Obsidian-Nebula Жыл бұрын

Yeah, except older people also still have Their pokemon, and for years longer, so Theirs are probably more powerful and could counter (?). I feel like, in general, Pokemon REALLY requires some world building after all those years

@sinny5404 Жыл бұрын

@@Obsidian-Nebula ehhhh older folks in pokemon don't really seem to have their starter pokemon anymore in the anime or games if you get my drift. Never hear a gym leader using a bulbasaur or charmander even if it matches their typing. I.. actually don't think pokemon has hinted towards the average life span of a pokemon at all unless it is supposed to live a long time like legendaries.. but there have been some that have died of old age in certain anime episodes/spin offs so they definitely have a life span

@NicciGemz Жыл бұрын

It takes time to level Pokemon, so hopefully the average 10 year old isn't walking around with a weapon of mass destruction

@PartTimeGoblinSlayer Жыл бұрын

Not to mention the moral implications of letting people just capture wild animals and use them as pretty much gladiators. Pokemon battles are just way cooler dog fights essentially.

@KanohiVahi Жыл бұрын

@@Obsidian-Nebula But you as the kid protagonist constantly beat adults (in pokemon battles) in the games. Ash does too so being an adult doesn't necessarily imply strength or being stronger or better at pokemon battles than a child

@x-omnistar-x9602 Жыл бұрын

”That lizard’s leaking.” ”His legs are backwards.” I’m dead😂

@helghastslayah1367 Жыл бұрын

“You appeared in this tall grass out of nowhere” Yeah that’s accurate

@Orange_Mau Жыл бұрын

This is truly amazing, well done as usual, pikachu an absolute savage

@PontiacMusic Жыл бұрын

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@dreamlessking9 Жыл бұрын

@@PontiacMusic no

@SaltStorm007 Жыл бұрын

‘Hand that $ To Pikachu’....💯😂

@rolitae Жыл бұрын

Good kitty!

@jaguarnero Жыл бұрын

I’m only now realizing that Pokémon would actually be a tougher game if you had to pay health insurance and a copay every time you take them to nurse joy lmao and now I sadly want realistic Pokémon with a broken health care system lmao

@gameinsane4718 Жыл бұрын

Nuzlocke without using Nurse Joy or picking up healing items (bc who the fuck would just leave a revive or max potion lying around with the health care system entirely destroyed) Or have the buy x amount of useless items (or useful items you throw away) to use Nurse Joy

@lightning0938 Жыл бұрын

Already do with the white out system if you consider it a flat 50% of net worth on all citizens as the ambulance bill to the nearest pokemon center.

@themerchant9711 Жыл бұрын

that's just the Unova region

@bolt_beam Жыл бұрын

I mean, I assume that the journey is prepaid.

@TheNormExperience Жыл бұрын

Please stop before you give Niantic ideas!!

@4ltruizer Жыл бұрын

Can we have a series? The premise sounds super cool!

@constancemiller3753 Жыл бұрын

Bulbasaur versus Pikachu! Go!

@theohobo Жыл бұрын

Pokémon existing in a cutthroat capitalistic world would actually go so hard as a video series

@imadooddood8803 Жыл бұрын

I just know tentacool is in demand in some spaces

@johnx140 Жыл бұрын

I vote for this

@Guitarisforgrins Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Pokemon is super cool.... /s

@GrimmieThePotato Жыл бұрын

2:11 It scares me how happy Pikachu sounds about beating the homie up.

@julianmitchell3035 Жыл бұрын

He is perfect for the NSA. Absolutely perfect.

@sylaconnocalys8443 Жыл бұрын

Pickachu use conceal carry! Freaking sent me 😂

@HolloWolf35 Жыл бұрын

Yesss

@GrimmieThePotato Жыл бұрын

This is how every Pokemon battle should be from now on.

@PontiacMusic Жыл бұрын

dropped a new song can yall rate it?

@eileensnow6153 Жыл бұрын

“Pikachu, use tax fraud!”

@mng8680 Жыл бұрын

The "I can hear all your narration" dialog was absolutely genius lmao

@kek-wing Жыл бұрын

This is a masterpiece. The writing, the editing, the expression but most importantly the sound effects. That battle 'we didn't see' was artistically brutal.

@Lliamhd Жыл бұрын

Love how he called Pikachu his electric mouse friend 🤣

@LessiWho Жыл бұрын

The sounds, the ongoing drama, the ending … This is a masterpiece.

@Paxxiac Жыл бұрын

Now that's a pokemon story that'll bring a tear to your eye

@Eidel_Rose Жыл бұрын

And a crippled Charmeleon

@wynoglia Жыл бұрын

@@Eidel_Rose this story brought a crippled Charmeleon to your eye bro??? ...hit me up with your dealer bro

@Mangoloonikus Жыл бұрын

@@Eidel_Rose bro, that came from your eye? Has any other crippled Pokemon come from your eye? If so bring em to nurse joy and you could end up with a decent team

@Eidel_Rose Жыл бұрын

@@wynoglia oh crap I read this comment totally wrong

@devuxious Жыл бұрын

damn pikachu really be going at it, never seen such a savage but so tiny pokemon *also rip charmeleon*

@PontiacMusic Жыл бұрын

dropped a new song can yall rate it?

@SaltStorm007 Жыл бұрын

🥈

@user-wl9ig7yb6r Жыл бұрын

Edited the comment and still had a typo lol

@maxd3str0y3r Жыл бұрын

Charmeleon was still alive tho did t u hear he runs a b&b in New Hampshire

@devuxious Жыл бұрын

@@user-wl9ig7yb6r there’s no typo? I just added something to it lol

@edahnndlovu274 Жыл бұрын

I haven't laughed this hard in ages - Pikachu went GTA on Charmeleon, the poor guy

@Nuharian100 Жыл бұрын

Pikachu is an absolute madlad.

@blargh559 Жыл бұрын

Appreciate the happy ending Andrew, I was a little worried Nurse Joy would put old Charmeleon out of his misery

@virtigo314 Жыл бұрын

Good thing they are in the US and not Canada

@technokokos Жыл бұрын

Honestly I very rarely laugh out loud from anything coming from screens. This channel often delivers it. MMA... ISIS type is where i lost it. Stellar.

@deathsaidhello Жыл бұрын

something tells me Pikachu carries a rocket launcher and c4 with a detonator, just in case

@Saixjacket Жыл бұрын

Agreed, that shit had me for real laughing. Types exist on a spectrum 😂

@Sking-dk1wn Жыл бұрын

THAT LIZARD'S LEAKIN 💀💀💀

@masontrupe9047 Жыл бұрын

The perils of inviting a Pokemon battle in a stand-your-ground state

@eldians Жыл бұрын

"char?" LMFAO

@versuhtile4498 Жыл бұрын

“Trying to get some blubber off this whale before the dynamite goes off” that was the single greatest one liner I’ve ever heard

@L0uBl1ss Жыл бұрын

This entire video was a gem but that "Charmeleon" at 0:50 floored me xD

@degreeskelvin3025 Жыл бұрын

2:44 I can literally see pikachu holding the cash and handing over that $10 😂

@SilentSpeak Жыл бұрын

Dude told a complete and coherent story in a matter of a few minutes. Something rings of power and she hulk couldn't accomplish with hundreds of millions of dollars and whole seasons worth of show run time

@ripleyr9792 Жыл бұрын

Charmeleon had no chance. Pikachu straight savage. Love it! 😆 🤣 😂

@vincentshadetree Жыл бұрын

"Self defense is now justified." I'm going to say that out loud the next fight I get in just for laughs 🤣

@KIager Жыл бұрын

"Or maybe choose Bulbasaur next time." "Good point." I love absurdist humor.

@Death_by_Tech Жыл бұрын

If you think about it rolling up on the early npcs after you beat the elite 4 is kind of exactly like this

@skr33nsav3r Жыл бұрын

I wasn't expecting a happy ending. . . Honestly, I'm never sure where your videos will go. Thanks for lols.

@HIMMBelljuvo Жыл бұрын

I like how the ending turned into one of those 90s based-on-a-true-story type movies lol

@TTalksVA Жыл бұрын

That's a manga accurate pokemon battle right there

@NeedsContent Жыл бұрын

The ending is played so heroic, even though Pikachu is working for the NSA.

@dammit3048 Жыл бұрын

It's a freaking trip every time I see your stuff. I always get immersed in the stories of these videos

@mikaelafox6106 Жыл бұрын

It’s like Jeremy Renner in a live action pokemon skit. I love it. 😂 Damn, that’s one badass pika!

@Resters52_official Жыл бұрын

"Pikachu you fuck up that dinosaur" has me fucking rolling

@MugiNaru Жыл бұрын

How much HP does that Charmeleon have?!!

@PontiacMusic Жыл бұрын

dropped a new song can yall rate it?

@titusrichardson9957 Жыл бұрын

“Tryna get some blubber off this beached whale before the dynamite goes off” Is kind of a perfect metaphor for how I live my life these days 😂 Shit had me dead ☠️

@SaltStorm007 Жыл бұрын

It is felonious that Andrew doesn’t have +10m subs💯

@PontiacMusic Жыл бұрын

dropped a new song can yall rate it?

@Fleetches Жыл бұрын

@Hannah МеIосhe 🅥 islam is gay

@ignazioacerenza9881 Жыл бұрын

Outrageous. One might even say unforgivable. Not even the depths of avernus are as cold as the youtube community. Truly a disgrace.

@SaltStorm007 Жыл бұрын

Here’s a few $ because Your videos have given me SO MUCH ENTERTAINMENT AND LAUGHTER BRO💯😂It’s the least I can do! You should have M’s OF SUBS & it is criminal af that you don’t! You are SO TALENTED BRO and I want to say THANK YOU SO MUCH for sharing your talent with the world! Hope you have a blessed week Andrew...along with everyone else watching 💯🙏BTW....I was hoping to get a notification from you this week!! Your videos make my day SO MUCH BETTER! KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK ANDREW....YOU ROCK BRO!!

@PontiacMusic Жыл бұрын

dropped a new song can yall rate it?

@awesomeau121 Жыл бұрын

@@PontiacMusic if that song is actually made by you, then its a great aong, but pls dont advertise your channel like that If the song is stolen, then f**k off

@ADHDad Жыл бұрын

Bulbasaur is the way and the light. This man speaks the Deep Magic.

@HiHello-jo8tp Жыл бұрын

0:41 Damn it's also a realistic wizard battle, immediately preventing the enemy from casting spells because they can't talk.

@daviddent5662 Жыл бұрын

And I thought Dorkly was the only one who could logic battles that were entertaining. You did as good if not a better job and didn't even animations or gimmicks! o.o; Worse you logical was brutally on point and shows unexplored area in the mons genre.

@bluehen32 Жыл бұрын

As always you make and release top to tier entertainment. Love it man

@orangecatactually Жыл бұрын

lol this is so funny and accurate at the same time, like how that kid doesn't even have healthcare.

@PontiacMusic Жыл бұрын

dropped a new song can yall rate it?

@orangecatactually Жыл бұрын

@@PontiacMusic 3/10

@learicist Жыл бұрын

That lizards leakin 😂😂

@PontiacMusic Жыл бұрын

dropped a new song can yall rate it?

@Adam-mv4fw Жыл бұрын

"I just wanted to be a pokemon master" "i don't think you can even say that anymore... " Ah yes, "12 years of pokeball" and "peanutbutter: unballed" are my favourite movies! I miss those times... ~👴

@Jchmcom Жыл бұрын

"That lizard's *leakin."* Will forever be enshrined as the phrase I use when I beat someone in Smash.

@bilale6857 Жыл бұрын

"YouR tuRN is OVer now!!" 🤣🤣🤣

@Wakabatan Жыл бұрын

I could never guess what's going to happen in the next 5 seconds while I was watching and that's amazing. Pistol whip sounds like a proper Pokémon move, too.

@AlienSix Жыл бұрын

Self defense is the best defense 😂😂

@PontiacMusic Жыл бұрын

dropped a new song can yall rate it?

@miqvPL Жыл бұрын

"Never in my life have I needed something so much, and never known until I received it". Please consider writing more pokemon scripts, this one was hilarious

@YourMomsNewHusband Жыл бұрын

“Rolled up on me and my colleague Pikachu…” 😂😂

@marledanimefan7186 Жыл бұрын

Your sound editor, KILLED IT!

@kayla_white01 Жыл бұрын

This guy must have a team writing this shit because it's on point.

@STRZB001 Жыл бұрын

3:13 That “Char…” killed me.

@marcosservin7024 Жыл бұрын

In the end everyone is happy. What a great story

@0BucketMask0 Жыл бұрын

This dude is unbelievably hilarious, he needs to be on tv or something

@badoobles Жыл бұрын

What a moving story, and with such a twist ending!! Almost as much of a twist as charmeleon's legs.

@shotgunfamer Жыл бұрын

I see nothing wrong with this pokèmon battle.

@PontiacMusic Жыл бұрын

dropped a new song can yall rate it?

@shotgunfamer Жыл бұрын

@@PontiacMusic 10/10

@skillaxxx Жыл бұрын

I love the happy ending, although I imagined Pikachu ending up as a MMA fighter with its own reality TV show, guess I'm still living in the 10s...

@nexussilent13 Жыл бұрын

i hate myself for appreciating the "Where are they now" at the end.

@NaughtyShepherd Жыл бұрын

I love how you don’t have to know anything about Pokémon to find this hilarious.

@Carlos-qg2me Жыл бұрын

''Pikachu equip your glock 9'' Bruuuuuh 💀

@johnmichaeladelman Жыл бұрын

1:14 - "Blackhat hacker skills" had me dying😂👌🏼🤣

@TheBluestflamingos Жыл бұрын

Wow, good for charizard. I'm glad he's thriving in our wonder of nature filled state.

@Andythecreature Жыл бұрын

02:38 The least realistic part is that the quote-on-quote capitalist trainer/friend/manager gives Pikachu (i.e. the worker) 90% of the profit. Consider my suspension of disbelief: leaking! 😆

@magnesium3273 Жыл бұрын

This had a better story than most of the movies

@kz.productions Жыл бұрын

That was legally allowed, the best kind of allowed

@seanmccluskey1916 Жыл бұрын

If they made a pokemon game like this I'd so be playing it

@andrewbrooks1186 Жыл бұрын

I couldn't stop laughing dude this was hilarious!!!

@KnucklesAndBig Жыл бұрын

This is exactly how I feel when a lvl 3 early route trainer runs up on me after I finished catching God

@shane2799 Жыл бұрын

"I just wanted to be a Pokemon Master" "I don't think you can even say that anymore" That subtle joke was so good!

@leagueofmagic1221 Жыл бұрын

Top tier acting, you never disappoint!

@shou1bear Жыл бұрын

It felt like I was watching a Dorkly video without seeing the Pokémon animated.

@rottenfruit7833 Жыл бұрын

Your skits tend to be hit or miss for me. This was a solid hit tho 11/10

@botenjohn1752 Жыл бұрын

holy shiit... another master piece. I can't stop laughing. The bit about your Pokemon takes 90% is gold. Damn

@catWithFunkyFace Жыл бұрын

“trying to get some blubber off this beached whale before the dynamite goes off” is now one of my top ten sentences ever

@MrGeyt2006 Жыл бұрын

"Pikachu you fu#$ up that dinosaur" is my new favorite pokemon quote.

@sparklebunnyz Жыл бұрын

You brilliant man. This is sacrilegious to my childhood but I love it anyway.

@Depersonalist 3 ай бұрын

So Andrew came up with PalWorld, very cool.

@nasty5634 Жыл бұрын

Now I know you’re not about to barbecue my electric mouse friend… that got me.

@joeyb7408 Жыл бұрын

"Pikachu, Weapons Free."

@the_j_machine2254 Жыл бұрын

This reminds me of Jared in The Punchline Is Machismo. Basically, he had a Magikarp which he used to literally swat enemy Pokèmon to death. So it evolves into a Gyrados that even kratos can't beat.

@yugiohTeamONI Жыл бұрын

I pray for everyone who reads this that whatever they are going through gets better, whatever they are suffering with or worrying about will be okay, and that everyone has a wonderful day.❤