2038 pig goes bankrupt from student loans

2040 : Pig makes next gen Neuralink chip

2040: Pig flies

something something... second Porcine President in US history... :D

2060: the pig is the better human in the history

when i was an infant a doctor strapped me to a board cut off part of my peepee lmao

@@meow121.5 That's why I'm glad we don't practice circumcision where I live

lol. i'm still a kid. and I get treated like crap. :')

@MoD PR 😆😆😆😆😆😆👍

same

"I understood that reference"

Gertrude freemont

The video they wanted to really post after Getrude's behavior! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/sL1zaMdzuaeViWw.html

I was watching with my friend and we agreed Gertrude is a total diva. Absolutely stole the show

*enters the chat

@@bluemamba5317 oink oink Translation

"World"?! You kidding me? This is a complete new industry infact an era this has the future potential to make a human immortal.

How can people dislike Elon? He makes me so much more excited about the future.

Danfga2 Same

@@joost199207 as he quotes "have a reason to be excited about the future"

Optimistic much? Think of this being weaponised

She was playing Street fighter online in her brain

@@erikborger5041 damn that was funny :D

I think they accidentally flipped the mind control coordinates on her

LOL i thought the same thing

Neuralink in her brain enabled her to tell Elon:"Listen here bro, I'm not doing this for any less than caviar and champagne "

@@user-dd2zo1xy1g It's very real, anyone who has tended to a fair number of (anything?) will realize it. Goats, kids, customers, even equipment will seem less like individuals and more like a group of antagonists after a certain point; that's compassion fatigue.

@@user-dd2zo1xy1g Don't be cynical, broaden your horizon en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compassion_fatigue

I've seen this in human healthcare workers, but I've never heard this term to describe it

This sounds like a fancy name for a survival adaptation seen in many animals. Too help us leave behind sick/weak or injured family/friends when it seems we can't help.

Yeah, the people who see fault in animal testing are the same ones who take the medicines and treatments that are made possible because of animal testing.

This borders the art of mad science; somethings aren’t meant to be rushed.

@@deanazcoolzi4382 i guess we will be in for an adventure then? Techno-organic dystopia here we come!

Meh.. we eat them.. fault in animal testing? Really?

@@deanazcoolzi4382 Haven't you dreamed of mad science when you were young? Now it's mainstream and someone dedicated to do it. This is wonderful 🥰

yeah, wonder what happens when the camera is off.

@@stefanleithner6922 true...

That’s what happens when you’re well funded

@@guardtank4877 With a creative mind

Welcome to the future

lmao

Imagine that lool

Haha

Gertrude to human:" So did you enjoy those video games as much as I did?"

andrew zgoda I’m sorry to hear that, dogs are so special 💖🕊✨

Is this sarcastic? I have no idea. But if so, what is wrong with Ubuntu?

I have Linux on my ThinkPad too :D

@@jonatan01i He isnt Sarcastic, i atleast hope so :D

why do linux ppl like thinkpad

@@yixe2253 because It works fine with Linux

Ok a spiderman

“Ok some lifeforms”

Spiders may live but centipedes must destroyed. Every single one of them.

Nopenopenoprnonojononono nononono some life forms are more equal than others

@@user-lv7ph7hs7l nope, I see nothing bad about centipede, spiders are worse

Obviously, any new company needs to have a positive scheme to show to the public. Some companies do it and hide their immoral acts on animals. Nevertheless, lets compare neuralink to tesla and space X, they're all founded by Elon Musk. I am pretty sure they all share the same human morals they've proven and shown so far. As for the Intel shown on this video, youre right it might not have been accurate since it has been edited to not show actual information, but to show how well they care for their subjects. You want actual intel, go watch the live footage they showed today in their live presentation. They show the whole team who's on this project too, so iam sure they're credited.

MoD PR if that’s all you got from the presentation, you have a lot to learn

@@freddyabundis6669 Meh.. mad science has no limits.. ultimate goal is world changing breakthrough.

Am I the only one who things Elon has already tested it on himself? Maximizing use of his brain through neurolink, kinda like limitless.

@@jessierodriguez5526 The minute he gets it, you can be assured to see him tweet some meme "sent from Neuralink" & through Starlink

@@jessierodriguez5526 I don't think he'd be so reckless

@@emiletard4201 you're right, he wants to die on Mars, just not on impact.

Jessie Rodriguez if he had used it on himself he would have better public speaking abilities

if we think about how some animals are treated for humanity's daily needs, Neuralink in comparison, is a 5 Star Hotel.

@@JohnSmith-pn2vl totally🙂

Hey Elon are u the real buck man?😁

calling pigs "sentient" is a bit of a stretch.

This facility is probably somewhere in SoCal. Who wants to see the poop-filled needle pit that is SoCal?

So if you’re saying this, I’ll assume you don’t eat meat.

@@Lycoriste No, I love to eat meat.

@@rishikeshvaishnav2816 🤔

Yes bacon is so fucking good

Blind ASMR Am I missing something here 🤣

Yes, say please and thank you to them as you put chips in their brains.

@@Daniela-pr7rz oh Daniele just send down the kitchen sink all your pills then cause they have been tested on thousands rats and bunnies. Get real, the treatment these animals receive are a key part, better have standards than electroucute for a better skin

@@TianaAssis I was real already, I don't know what you are all about.

@@Daniela-pr7rz I'm about your idea that things has to be 8 or 80. An improvement is an improvement and sooner we get to the new whole level

It's necessary to educate people. Some number of people (probably meat eaters too) will definitely write angry tweets claiming animal torture without having had a look behind the scenes.

Using animals as derogatory terms has gotten out of hand. Pigs aren't ugly, cows aren't fat, and snakes aren't duplicitous.

@@2nd3rd1st And monkeys aren't lesser humans.

@andrew zgoda * thumbs up *

he definitely picked the wrong profession, should be doing documentary narrations

Lol

They paid off microsoft to change them to piglings

fort Knox is in trouble

Bet these pigs will be flying on Mars

@@Victorious416 up the anti to super intelligence space pigs with lasers

yeah that already happened in 2016

Imagine allowing them to speak or something, like that thing Hawking used. They can't form complex sentences obviously but imagine being able to convert the pig's feelings into sentences through AI or something

Beautifully said.

This research is in it;s very early days. Success is rather unlikely. But they should try it anyway.

Yeah they're gonna say they should instead use test tubes or computers to simulate the brains SMH

@@rishikeshvaishnav2816 you don't recall it because you haven't ever looked into it and because the leftist media does their bidding by playing defense for them and their apologists. "An Overview of Bombing and Arson Attacks by Environmental and Animal Rights Extremists in the United States, 1995-2010 Final Report to the Resilient Systems Division, Science and Technology Directorate, U.S. Department of Homeland Security"

I'm pretty sure this is fine. And these guys are probably going to live the rest of their lives in a good place after the tests are done. At least i hope.

@@rishikeshvaishnav2816 No true Scotsman fallacy. They are what they say they are.

I must say, I was thinking the same thing. Then at the end of the video I thought, nope, the worst retaliation is going to come from big pharma. And that really really scares me to think about.

More like test subjects after all

@@hermanferreyra8514 the cyberpig apocalypse might happen by 2022 though!

That is very far away in the future. I would be happy if it helped people with epilepsy , deafness...stuff like that.

We will be the AI with this tech.

Barskor1 Its still capitalism tho, I dont believe everyone will benefit it :/ Social media got enough database from its users that now AI can create random/never ever lived human faces in seconds. Imagine the data which will be provided by these chips be able to create :D

Alexander Markland being spectical about a new tech doesnt mean I dont have a proficiency, I just think about humanity as a whole not personally. Think about gattaca and instead of genetic eng. put trans humanistic devices in it and you’ll understand me

Alexander Markland oh, okey. I mean capitalism has its own flaws too, would you say that every rich really “contributes” to society? For example reality show producers :D Capitalism doesnt care about development of society as well as it cares about profit, maybe Im tripping I dont know, time will show. (Also my gattaca example was about capitalist system, obviously you didnt get it :D)

Alexander Markland Yeah logically yes there’s a contribution by entertainment, can you earn hundereds of times more than an average scientist by entertaining people? Yes. Why? Its all about reaching the majority of consumers who will get what you produce. I dont really support a system that solely based on this equation, maybe you can say I support authocrat control of quality of this contribution to humanity with respect to our kinds development and commercial value of which it correlates to in our system.

This is legit what I'm most excited about

Your dog will get the chance to tell you how much he hated you not taking him out often enough.

@@Daniela-pr7rz Exactly! I really hope that if pets can really be heard, fewer people will want pets. They are not interactive toys for us to snuggle. They are conscious creatures who have almost zero autonomy in our society. Who would adopt a pet if they heard them say every day how lonely and bored they are while we're at work? Or how they resent not getting to make any choices about their own lives?

@@ofconsciousness We don't need them to learn to speak to understand that they suffer, and i really hope this company really treat animals in a good way, i hope this isn't just marketing. And there is a part when they say that they give the pig the opportunity yo have a choice, but, did he have a choice when he was bought by elon musk?