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@Luuncho4 жыл бұрын
It cracks me up so hard that for a moment he believed that the bird and the monkey were his parents
@omegaalpha_-rs5hh4 жыл бұрын
I mean it's fairly accurate
@jorgegutierrez85884 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of when he actually thought Parrappa the Rapper was 32 years old
@marxist-leninist-protagonist3 жыл бұрын
@@jorgegutierrez8588 I hate that I got fooled as well...
@thatswicked34944 жыл бұрын
I love jerma's fear of candid cameras
@staple_boi4 жыл бұрын
That's Wicked It's fucking hilarious
@dinnerman54 жыл бұрын
its because he's always naked
@nyquilp4 жыл бұрын
Burnout scarred him
@somewhataddicted76854 жыл бұрын
@@nyquilp to be fair, the burnout camera was spying on him
@bobograndman4 жыл бұрын
He's naked all the time using this
@h0w1inmaDStudios4 жыл бұрын
Local streamers thousand member family spams "RARE pog" as he sneezes into eternity
@eins20014 жыл бұрын
Pogchamp!
@JM-ir6xq4 жыл бұрын
I shit my pants
@bananabuns13692 жыл бұрын
@@JM-ir6xq thats so AWESOME dude!
@Luuncho4 жыл бұрын
Jerma was definitely naked in the beginning when he was freaking out about there being a camera on the switch lmao
@masonhil36374 жыл бұрын
Idk. Jerma always freaks out at unexpected cameras. Even when fully clothed.
@averyjenson4 жыл бұрын
Famous streamer plays family games nude for audience
@Kokomilkie4 жыл бұрын
@@averyjenson For his audience of family members
@polyhex4 жыл бұрын
He HATES clothes jermaPluto
@Luuncho4 жыл бұрын
@@polyhex pepehands
@k4rz434 жыл бұрын
"If you sneeze five times in a row, on the fifth sneeze you *insta-die."* _-Jerma_
@PapaHepatitis71704 жыл бұрын
A quote as old as time itself
@Rhodonyte Жыл бұрын
Untrue i’ve sneezed 18 times in a row once
@moRULEZ189814 жыл бұрын
The idea that people were leaving the stream during that long streak of sneezes makes it so much funnier to me.
@Outta_sights4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy was in a comedy club and his only joke and punchline was the sneeze. And the moment that he started fucking sneezing the spectators just got up one by one from their seats and slowly moved towards the exit.
@thedecayingwatcher71774 жыл бұрын
Holy shit really? That's hilarious.
@Rhodonyte Жыл бұрын
The Cincinnati clowns bit is crazy because it’s not just a dream anymore after the baseball stream :)
@indigo47324 жыл бұрын
I like how Jerma can even turn a sneeze into comedy
@rudeboyspodcast4 жыл бұрын
Ster was right.
@mrHubris4 жыл бұрын
"Comedy"
@TheRealGrimblo4 жыл бұрын
@@mrHubris better comedy than anything else these days. Jerma is genuinely funny, not funny because everybody else is laughing.
@Brattleborg4 жыл бұрын
are you gonna play or pass
@christianmogol9603 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealGrimblo jerma has been my source of comedic relief for 7 years when everything fails to make me laugh, hell, even the old tf2 videos still get me
@cameronberhow85964 жыл бұрын
This is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with an ACHOO!!!
@ScariestGary4 жыл бұрын
the way the world ends*. Sorry I was just replaying Halo 3 so I figured I’d fix it
@dingdong86294 жыл бұрын
MANIAcAL WINGDINGs its not from halo tho
@benjibutt57962 жыл бұрын
This is how democracy dies, with thunderous achoos
@robertdingus94334 жыл бұрын
Does he not remember the labo stream where he took chat on a house tour with the switch cam and chugged some milk in front of the cam because thats a memory i hold very close to my heart
@Shadowblast2224 жыл бұрын
That was the ir camera on the joycon. There's a front facing camera on the actual console too
@kos-mos984 жыл бұрын
@@Shadowblast222 am i beingbamboozled? the thing on the switch is a brightness detector and not a camera, right?
@zachprouty85954 жыл бұрын
@@kos-mos98 it still works as a camera
@shlorbin4734 жыл бұрын
ooouuuurrrrr house is a veryveryveryfine house
@100acatfishandwillbreakyou24 жыл бұрын
The one where we found out he lives in hell? Ya I liked that too.
@fearofbird.4 жыл бұрын
Everything else in Animal Crossing: Cute, colorful animals The bugs: LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-
@scrungybingus2854 жыл бұрын
Jerma confirmed for Blathers
@rhyses_4 жыл бұрын
ACHOO
@babyuddin90984 жыл бұрын
LOL
@SIudge11 ай бұрын
I almost sprayed cereal milk out of my nose
@squatchjosh11314 жыл бұрын
The way jerma talks about the whole "hilarious" put your hand to your mouth and make a sassy remark like "are there gonna be MARSHMALLOWS involved?!" thing and how he pretty much makes fun of that behaviour constantly makes me think Jerma had like a really fucking infuriating uncle that did this stuff constantly and scarred him.
@gronkling4 жыл бұрын
dont talk about uncle lou in that way
@themigtyboosh4 жыл бұрын
Did you not see the family stream? His uncle is the shit
@ihatestairs90344 жыл бұрын
Squatch Josh What a shame Uncle Steve had to attend his live stream family reunion then
@squatchjosh11314 жыл бұрын
As for the "live action" streams as awesome as they are I'm yet to find the time to fully watch them, and I don't have any quarantine time to do so since my job supplies hospitals :( Alls I'm saying is I calls uncles like I sees em.
@squatchjosh11314 жыл бұрын
@@themigtyboosh ^
@GrusselStevenson4 жыл бұрын
His talent really is turning absolutely nothing funny
@Beardwhip4 жыл бұрын
He's a true entertainer. A lot of streamers live their lives on stream- especially if they stream as much as he does- but very few of them are able to stay as consistently humorous / able to keep the BS of the real world out of their content
@ararerock15454 жыл бұрын
i wonder what you mean by that
@blazeytown44444 жыл бұрын
I like that there are two ways to read this sentence
@LordVader10944 жыл бұрын
@@Beardwhip That's the really crazy part. Most KZfaqrs who move to Twitch lose their quality because it's no longer condensed into 20-minute or less videos. But every moment of Jerma's streams are exactly like his videos.
@noisenoise96004 жыл бұрын
LordVader1094 - I know you didnt imply this, but just wanna say it doesn’t make either any better or worse. It’s like comparing improv comedy to a set up comedy act. Some people are just really good at making up funny things on the spot. Some people are really funny but need time to craft their jokes.
@jacksonfranco62254 жыл бұрын
Is this the streamer who is afraid of cameras AND claims to have four bladders?
@myawsomebox4 жыл бұрын
Jerma is an Undercover Alien Confirmed.
@MsQueenOfDance4 жыл бұрын
He's also got a real sneezing problem
@Kwolf1014 жыл бұрын
He also died to pinwheel
@gibustheinfamous4 жыл бұрын
Jerma the 3-Minute Pisser
@Crazylegs650 Жыл бұрын
8:15 the baseball clown origins
@themigtyboosh4 жыл бұрын
I love how freaked out Jerma was to enter in his info at the start lmao... It’s just animal crossing buddy
@Doctor_Nu4 жыл бұрын
His birthday is literally available on a wiki, I don’t know why he felt he had to lie about it
@aiksi56054 жыл бұрын
Wink wink
@danielm67394 жыл бұрын
he was worried about another NSA Burnout Paradise
@BradTheAmerican4 жыл бұрын
@@danielm6739 is that the time when it activated his camera to take a picture?
@seanhennessy39684 жыл бұрын
I love how the raccoon actually left the photo when he said "out!" The timing.
@chuckbatmangaming3 жыл бұрын
That whole bit felt like I was actually watching live footage the movements were so accurate
@Xzeihoranth4 жыл бұрын
God, that Patrick Stewart clip fits so well as the intro.
WHAT MOVIE IS THAT??? I remember seeing that clip was on like YTMND or Ebaumsworld *ages* ago but I still have no idea what it's from! (Nvm found it further down: Safe House. The internet has changed a lot since the first time I saw Patrick Stewart say "motherfuckers" lol)
@solarscamp7704 Жыл бұрын
8:16 Jerma alluding to the California Circus in the JBA Baseball Stream
@gagesmith7594 жыл бұрын
Incoming small enemy spider
@FlamingGoron4 жыл бұрын
Clearly the Dreamcast stream gave Jerma a fear of cameras, since he always streams buck naked.
@crimsonlanceman78823 жыл бұрын
"Buck"! - Buck of Paladins
@TheLegend18004 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine Phoebe giving Jerma her tent, and the second it's in his hands Jerma runs full tilt towards the beach and shotputs the tent into the ocean.
@swalfire14 жыл бұрын
Jerma doing sneeze jokes during corona lockdown
@issaccoltman62494 жыл бұрын
march 21st?
@imnotavk4 жыл бұрын
Jerma knows there is a camera on the Switch. Did he forget the LABO monkaS
@Rarelybroken4 жыл бұрын
I think Nintendo might have a hand in this!
@artgoyena4 жыл бұрын
I’m sure everyone forgot about the LABO
@bobograndman4 жыл бұрын
Oh you mean the VHS found footage camera
@FrancisYorkMorganFBI4 жыл бұрын
It doesn't have an actual proper cam. The labo game used the build in IR cam. which is primarly used for the motion controls to create a small image of our compact angel, while he pretends to eat a sandwich in 1-2 switch
@catthesociopath81054 жыл бұрын
@@FrancisYorkMorganFBI Ha, he used the word *compact*.
@eins20014 жыл бұрын
I need the sneeze followed by YES as a notification sound
@BDSilveira4 жыл бұрын
Jerma’s dad, Big_THICC_Ass, for JermaRumble 2020
@bugjams4 жыл бұрын
It took me far too long to realize he was just repeating the recording of him sneezing and not actually sneezing like 20+ times in a row.
@jhonnb28224 жыл бұрын
Jerma will play this for like, 3 streams and NEVER come back
@Waffle.Ranger4 жыл бұрын
Jhonn he HATES this
@MarcusXZ4 жыл бұрын
He played it for a 1 and a half streams
@jaffachannel4 жыл бұрын
Just like kenshi D;
@emcal35784 жыл бұрын
thats exactly what happened
@othergeorgea4 жыл бұрын
This aged badly
@anonnico54754 жыл бұрын
theres something so interesting about hearing someone sneeze and instantly scream "YES!" with the greatest sense of triumph
@vivianviolet4 жыл бұрын
“You make a miimote, right?”
@ChasePrets4 жыл бұрын
the anime has almost caught up with the manga
@omegaalpha_-rs5hh4 жыл бұрын
When are we getting to the jerma does arc?
@baaaldur4 жыл бұрын
the sneeze bit had me literally crying my eyes out
@drenn.4 жыл бұрын
ACHOO
@lilscranton6897 Жыл бұрын
8:30 foreshadowing
@camouflagecamaro994 жыл бұрын
Phoebe, flip and peaches to start? Jerma got an excellent island
@IHateNumbersOnNames4 жыл бұрын
Phoebe is so beautiful :'(
@kyleheck53634 жыл бұрын
Comfy Cabbage He somehow got the exact two starting villagers I got, except I got cherries instead of peaches
@yoyhue16784 жыл бұрын
@@kyleheck5363 its always an uchi and a jock so theres bound to be a few repeating combinations
@kyleheck53634 жыл бұрын
Yoy Hue Oh really? That’s an interesting fact, wonder why they did it like that
@Chips482 жыл бұрын
I got Muffy and Lyman
@themigtyboosh4 жыл бұрын
Leave it to Jerma to turn Animal Crossing of all games into a competition between the other villagers. Also everyone thought he was joking about eating that shoe... *flashback to last nights deadly creatures stream*
@rogersparadox88484 жыл бұрын
@Matt Clemmer around when? Imma go watch the vod if he actually did it
@themigtyboosh4 жыл бұрын
Rogers Paradox probably 3-5 minutes in! Before he even starts up the game!
@themigtyboosh4 жыл бұрын
Rogers Paradox the chat was going wild screaming shoe at him and by god he came prepared.
@rogersparadox88484 жыл бұрын
Matt Clemmer looked kinda fake, like a cake of some sort. Funny regardless. I kek’d
@ro-3374 жыл бұрын
@Rogers Paradox He said he’d eat a shoe. Didn’t say what the shoe was made of. Perfectly valid.
@622hfhjgv4 жыл бұрын
This video didn't show how frustrated he got that he couldn't name the island salted crest instead of salt crest
@Nilon2414 жыл бұрын
Will Jeremy visit Hoor Island tho?
@Skelekart4 жыл бұрын
Nilon241 Oooh yeah
@ro-3374 жыл бұрын
Jeremy is already there as a museum exhibit
@LolaTheGardevoir4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy should sneeze on Raymond while he’s there
@NilanOfTheMoon4 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for him to unlock the sneeze reaction
@widogazt4 жыл бұрын
watching jerma spend almost ALL of his bells on that elephant slide, absolutely no hesitation, was the funniest fucking thing i've seen for a while.
@imnotavk4 жыл бұрын
The Browns should rebrand to the Cleveland Clowns
@eins20014 жыл бұрын
I'm not a clown I'm Sweeeeeden
@averyjenson4 жыл бұрын
As someone from the Cleveland area, yeah I feel like that would be a better name for them.
@eins20014 жыл бұрын
@@averyjenson and if it rains during a game they can be the Cleveland Drowns
@averyjenson4 жыл бұрын
lake erie’s water level has been increasing, so probably gonna be accurate soon enough
@BradTheAmerican4 жыл бұрын
when I first started reading "the browns should," I really thought it was heading somewhere else
@Westonatorful4 жыл бұрын
bells...what is that, some sort of currency thing?
@Ayeloo4 жыл бұрын
In this Episode of Jermania: Jeremy picks beef with someone his size!!
@shoco4624 жыл бұрын
clip in the beginning is Safe House (1998)
@Slateproc4 жыл бұрын
yur a wonderful person
@Beardwhip4 жыл бұрын
I just looked up 'Patrick Stewart you motherfuckers' & it was the first result lol
@vixoxoaltf51884 жыл бұрын
Jeremy it's getting more afraid of cameras over the years, i don't know how to feel about that...
@cactus_juice32174 жыл бұрын
It's because he's a goblin man who never wears clothes
@hunter94034 жыл бұрын
He was definitely naked
@troyhadge8300 Жыл бұрын
8:15 is this the inception of the baseball stream right here?
@mikhail_SKII Жыл бұрын
it is
@lestupid2141 Жыл бұрын
is this where the baseball stream idea came from?
@alcheowl4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy freaked out about the "photo" thing the exact same way my mom did. he's done switch and labo streams, my mom has touched her switch like twice.
@martindiaz89684 жыл бұрын
Seeing someone who has 0 idea about animal crossing play it its so wild
@YourBestFriendreally3 жыл бұрын
16:53 I love how his only goal in capturing the sneeze is just to secretly fuck with people.
@MaximumOffense4 жыл бұрын
What if Jerma made the sneeze clip his new sub notification sound? Like, he's playing through Resident Evil or something, and then he hears *himself* sneeze out of nowhere.
@jhuganomics4 жыл бұрын
Jerm of the Flies
@Moircuus Жыл бұрын
I love foreshadowing clowns
@supersungal2 Жыл бұрын
Can't believe this stream foreshadowed the baseball stream
@wiiseries76844 жыл бұрын
The giant enemy tarantula
@ZailsTales4 жыл бұрын
Looks like jerma created his own sneezing reaction before the game even taught him the basic set.
@khajiithadwares22632 жыл бұрын
8:08 Cincinnati Clowns would require the whole team graduate from clown university. Will you pay for their clown tuition, Jeremy?
@JaylanxYT4 жыл бұрын
Jerma freaking out thinking the switch has a camera on it, he should know the joycon has one after doing the labo streams lol Edit: Then again he was really drunk so he probably doesn’t remember anything from that stream
@secretgarbage65814 жыл бұрын
Community clown combats crippling consternation of candid cameras.
@faceless23024 жыл бұрын
Alliterating annotation arouses all
@lemieux48254 жыл бұрын
"theres bugs everywhere!"
@MagnetismR4 жыл бұрын
You know, back when Army of Two came out--*ACHOO!*
@7vn4 жыл бұрын
Jerma is quickly running out of sneezes, I fear we may loose him soon
@tommymarett77254 жыл бұрын
Jerma freaking out over thinking a camera is gonna open up on the switch and show the chat him sweating and caked in grease
@thefarewelledking69004 жыл бұрын
Why does he sound like that?
@Thrybald4 жыл бұрын
The sneezing part actually made me almost faint of laughter, I genuinely had to pause every ten seconds or so
@MsQueenOfDance4 жыл бұрын
The sneeze joke had me crying of laughter
@ggr.4 жыл бұрын
1:04 Jerma is really channeling Blathers in this moment
@RELIN-Q4 жыл бұрын
15:20 i just noticed that when you type, the sound the keyboard is making isn't random it's someone saying the letters really fast and pitch shifted up
@serawisp4 жыл бұрын
that's animalese
@funx24X74 жыл бұрын
@Relinquished All the villagers speak using that as their language, you can hear it if you slow it down or listen closely
@Beardwhip4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever played an AC game before?
@TheOverlordTank4 жыл бұрын
I think he might have a cold
@roobee12342 жыл бұрын
Jermas playing animal crossing like survivor
@Xx_promise_xX4 жыл бұрын
this is the quickest of seen a stream be edited and uploaded good job :
@spycheck48274 жыл бұрын
Short streamer struggles with schizophrenia while in debt to raccoon
@bugbug44 Жыл бұрын
jerma has a very literal sneeze
@illican4 жыл бұрын
imagine what would be going on in a sneeze fetishist's mind watching this live
@Sharon_Hocutt2 жыл бұрын
he's really good at acting like his sneeze sound clip was real... what a surprise
@walter28774 жыл бұрын
jerma recording a sneeze and playing it over and over again is the most jerma joke i've ever heard
@fruitjefferson4 жыл бұрын
dong water
@citrusfruit17724 жыл бұрын
you got that right
@dingdong70234 жыл бұрын
What a realistic depiction of American Wildlife
@theshpee12144 жыл бұрын
Yes, I totally agree
@TheEpicFaliGamer Жыл бұрын
8:37 foreshadow
@Ethan-jx6dr4 жыл бұрын
I found Jerma like a few weeks ago and he is now my new favourite youtuber
@wuuting4 жыл бұрын
Reading the title of this video made me sneeze. You've earned my subscription
@knavenformed94364 жыл бұрын
Having started rewatching Star Trek TNG recently, I seemingly can't get away from Sir Patric Stewart no matter what.
@calvintan73484 жыл бұрын
18:57 _Amazing Callback Mr. Elbertson!_ *Demon's Souls - The Tenth Sneeze / **7:38*
@rugaleugal90314 жыл бұрын
Jerma i love you so much, never stop being yourself
@breadboxproductions38064 жыл бұрын
Bless you
@TheShortGirl6665 ай бұрын
I fucking love it when Jerma's doing the sneeze bit and at one point one of the nooklings yawns at him.
@TalkingSoup4 жыл бұрын
i'm so glad i was there for the sneeze of 2020
@0tterhead4 жыл бұрын
Jerma having recorded a sneeze purely to troll his chat is beautiful
@theCrazyJohn4 жыл бұрын
That sneeze bit was wayy too funny on stream it didn’t deserve it
@emcal35784 жыл бұрын
thank you so much holy mack for doing what you do jermaHeart
@NikolasoGames3 жыл бұрын
24:16 The whole video I was questioning why'd he sneeze that much and at this exact time I sneezed too and then he sneezed after me... great, thanks Jerma
@raseli40664 жыл бұрын
First jerma I have seen this year. Nothing seems to have changed
@awootinharmonix41704 жыл бұрын
Jerma sneeze video. Ah yes this is the content Ive been looking for
@aidandevereaux12364 жыл бұрын
jerma just taught me i could build on the beach. 100+ hours since day 1 and still didnt know, thanks pal.
@Calgar_Gaming4 жыл бұрын
I was listening to this while grocerie shopping (Phone in my pocket while the Video audio plays on my airpods) And when startet faking his sneezing it cracked me up so hard i had to pause the video Everyone was looking at me because i just started laughing all of a sudden Thx jerma "achooo"
@lenorbluff79234 жыл бұрын
A short streamer is extatic about sneezing
@tiktak7956 Жыл бұрын
I would bite for more of this
@cinnasauria4 жыл бұрын
i saw him eat the shoe before i saw this
@SuperCatfire Жыл бұрын
i sneezed like 7 times in a row once and heard buzzing in both my ears and almost passed out
@lopamurble40563 жыл бұрын
free stuff tomorrow only at tom n ooks house just go in its fine take anything -Tom Nook Jeremy