20:57 he gained the power to watch 3d movies without the 3d goggles

that awkward moment when Landlock is so forgettable, I forgot if I watched this review.

If Landlock was the last Airbender, the Fire Nation would totally win

A red eye and a blue eye, truly Beefcake is the king of games.

Wrong Sage, what makes Land lock memorable is that you reviewed it!

21:50 - me playing a Blue-Eyes Claw of Hermos deck in Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links.

That one scene from Shamylans Last Airbender was never framed correctly and as a result looks like its taking a group of earth benders to move a small stone. At the very end the lone earthbender at the bottom of the screen is responsible for that stone as he sends it "rocketing" towards the firebenders. The group of dancing earth benders was supposed to be responsible for the earth shaking which amusingly wasn't added visually

Years ago I bought the second half of this show on VHS just to see what it was. Watching it was like pushing an amnesia button because I didn't remember a thing about the show except the title. You made it all worth while though. Thanks, Sage! :)

There's schmaltzy voice acting and then there's Landlock schmaltzy voice acting. HOLY SHIT is this funny!

Glad to see that old DVD went to some good use after all. I don't know why I liked this when I first got it, must have been the art.

OH GOD WHY SAGE. WHY MUST YOU BRING THE SHAYAMADRAMALLAMA INTO THIS?!

10:00 By gods, this voice acting is the stuff of legend! How the hell did the dubbers honestly not do a second take!? And I only say a second take because for the sake of my sanity I must assume that whole tirade about beetles was done on the first take and they went for lunch.

The "Nobody has an eye like this" line is hilarious. There is a condition called heterochromia iridum that causes people to have 2 different colored eyes (or one eye with two colors) and it effects about 1:100,000 people, meaning that there are about 70,000 people with it.

Ironically Landlock was the first anime I ever saw... over a friggin decade ago... I have never once forgotten about it.

*sees warning at beginning of video.* *goes full screen*

That voice for the glasses guy just does not suit him at all.

I would have laughed if the crystals broke like the katana when he shoved them in... Too tough to get more power!

5:00 Nice Statler and Waldorf impression.

I will just say that the tone of voices are all like they don't care in this anime.

The Landlock OVA was supposed to be promotional material for a canceled (I assume it's canceled) SEGA game by the same name for the Saturn. I think that alone says it all. This probably has to be the rarest (or one of the rarest) anime you've reviewed on this show, Sage. Or at least one of the most obscure. Definite fit for the title of "abandoned".

This sounds like the script sounds like someone translated the JP dialogue literally.

8:02-8:06 Wow those guards sound like they’re desensitized to the whole thing. Also that’s the explanation? Moving the earth with air?

ORCA: Occasional Race Car Accident.

I cried tears of joy when I heard tekknoman was going to be on the review block. My all time favorite anime series when i was young. That and I had to wait a decade to watch the entire series after the first season died through the power of torrents. THANKS ALOT UPN!!!

10:42 sage sounds like a better voice actor for that character than whoever is playing that guy

I think the funniest moment in this anime is the seizure-inducing beam. I mean why? Who thought that was a good idea? I wonder why the characters in an anime never have a seizure after seeing some shit like that

Hey Ben, thanks for doing these reviews. They're so much fun! :D

This has to be the first review where I laughed ten times more at the anime itself than Sage's jokes. This shit is the height of unintentional hilarity!

10:08 It's like girl chan in paradise.

Thanks for the warning at the beginning Sage. Last thing I need is a headache this week. Awesome video. :)

I just had to stop the video for the a minute or so after he made the Zuul joke. I laughed so hard.

21:48 Me when I'm watching Landlock.

Damn, the voice-acting is straight-up painful to listen to.

will someone please explain the soccer joke

"Ain't" - hahaha Haha haha haaaaaaaa that was actually really funny.

Still more dignified than my first thought upon hearing "My father was a master of the wind"

I swear, every time the credits pop up I hear Yellow Alert starting up.

That Cowboy Bebop reference hit me right in the feels. Oh, but I laughed for the rest!

I seen what happens when I push the Sage to far, and now I want to see what happens when I keep pushing.

17:25 This show just went Electric Soldier Porygon on us.

Love the cowboy bebop reference when talking about the kids eye

Upon looking at the cast, I found one of them was Sarah LaFluer (who played Ansa). Assuming this isn't someone else using a pseudonym, the link about her on ANN says that she played Sailor Uranus (the Cloverway one seeing as Viz is redubbing). Of course, I am not 100% certain if it's the same woman but food for thought. That said, by GOD Landlock has some terrible acting. Btw, seeing as Tatsunoko worked on Irresponsible Captain Tylor, is there going to be an episode on that?

o.o i hope that when he reveiws my favorite anime Teknoman, aka Tekkaman Blade, that he notes the huge difference between the tv dub and the dvd dub, the tv dub has a completely different opening and theme song from the dvd release

Lol your screaming moment got my like for this epi. You rock sage

Love the Zuul joke, and avatar the last air bender is based on eastern philosophy so no surprise we encounter a lot of it in anime.

Couldn't that shrine in the middle of nowhere be explained with the 'spirits' or whatever powers that air-bending having guided them there? Then again, divine freaking intervention isn't exactly a much more satisfying explanation.

Nobody knows what it's like To be the bad man To be the sad man Behind blue eyes and blue eye and another red eye

8:33 your comedic genius is amazing

I hear Izzy talking, but all I can hear is "I am acting!"WOOO!!! Tatsunoko Month!

15:18 Hey! As a Canadian, I resent that! No way could that guy be one of us!

Hell yeah, Tatsunoko Month just in time for the Time Bokan anniversary!

Jesus Christ, the voice acting in this is Girlchan in Paradise level.

Teknoman is one of those things I saw in syndication and remember very fondly. I look forward to these illusions being flayed away.

Izzy? Is that you? What happened to Tentamon?!

By all the gods of animation, please remember there is a non English version!!!

I love the Caligula reference!

Izzy's freak out got a good laugh out of me

Longeenus? Are they trying to say Longinus? Lon-gin-us?

OMG OMG OMG Technoman! When I was little I loved the mech design. Can't wait to see you rip it apart. lol

ooh, Tatsunoko. Can't wait for that!

Does sage have something against Avatar The Last Airbender?

He got defeated because he maxed out his luck... Or he had too much bad karma... I think taking one persons eye is enough bad karma for you to loose your balance and fall backwards for no reason and breaking your neck but before hitting the ground while your feet are in the air( you were developing diarrhea for a day but were too constipated or malfunctioning to able to poop) you get get diarrhoea and all the shit flys towards your face... Ofc the breaking your neck will not kill you just paralyse you in that position where your head is on the ground... Butt in the air and feet in some random positions but balanced so that you stay that way while having diarrhoea uncontrollably and it's in your face so you drowning in that shit... But for some reason yours lungs have been peirced by something as you were falling at the right spot so you managed to get enough oxygen not to die or drown at least but still in that position for many days before finally dying of hunger or infection . This is what I would wish for some one that by choice and intentionally poked my eye out and imagine bad karma or some curses would do... Let alone someone that took the eyes of two individuals. Very dark but also would be hilarious yet disgusting to watch (partially inspired by the hills have eyes and death note among other stuff like final destination, bible black... Etc

You're doing Teknoman! That is fucking awesome!!!

I gotta know about that soccer joke what were they talking about?

Yeah saw through that atrocity back a long time ago. When anime was hardly ever known and brands like Funimation and VIZ were ever known. Also really thought it bad for the bad guy shoving crystal in his eyes.

That Rifftrax clip.

Dr.insane.... so there's where spoon went

Would love to see sage review Bastard!! its definitly his kind of anime to rip apart

It sounds like they literally just read it off the script. No acting whatsoever.

Man when they try to have the two make up with the fish it reminds me of Jill and Barry from Resident evil. Maybe I've been watching to much Phelous. Jill: Your safe. Barry: Yea, your safe too. Jill: Barry, your safe too? Barry: Yea. Jill! Your safe too? Jill: Oh Barry! Barry: That was to close, you were almost a safe sandwhich.

Sage I have no idea if you see any of these but I legit just squeed when you said you were reviewing Tekkaman Blade! I a grown-ass man who works cattle for a living just squeed. I sincerely hope you're proud of yourself lol. I'm definitely looking forward to the next review lol. One of my favorite anime and I'm looking forward to seeing to just what extent you're gonna tear it a new asshole.

Thank god for Cowboy Bebop, could you imagine EVERY Anime in a pre-Bebop dub?

8:00 Whats that quote from?

21:48 Did somebody just record the voice actor being drunk or high and just put it in this borefest?

Damn... We need to push the Sage more often! ;P

the guy sage called 'izzy' reminds me more of the geek umino from sailor moon >_>

I wonder if Bennett knows about "Mouse Soup."

D on the trumpet. That's a new one, but I like it.

Good job friend, good job.

I'm surprised there was no mention of how creepy the initial scene with Beefcake and Vanessa was, where he is rubbing her hand and being generally a creeper. Also anime genetics.. white haired girl is twin sister of blue haired girl, both are children of Late Orgy attendee. Also, wtf was up with that castle that appeared around the shrine that is never mentioned again? Or Sister staying with Izzie where'd that romance come from? Then Red Eye and Vanessa get together because they are supposed to?

danm you swirly glasses

3:53 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (takes out gun and points it at head) OOOOOOOOOO

Can't you hear how my voice acting is telling the seriousness of the situation?

Will you review Crimson Wolf in the near future?

Gotta say I did like the play on the dude falls on the girl thing

lost it when you started mentioning loose Hershey's squirts

was that doctor insano ?

May is Tatsunoko Month? I'm SO hoping for Hurricane Polymar.

The dramatic banana peel with non-actors sounds like it could be really funny, though. But you need good actors to pull off bad acting.

Teknoman/Tekaman first. This is going to be fun.

If ever you need an Avatar reference, why not Ralph Bakshi's Wizards?

I kinda wanna know what kind of joke Suave made that involved soccer, ordination and gave Sage that look after understanding it

9:40 Cut to the Shamalan Moron Hot Dog Guy

Longinus? The Nazi kill satellite from Atomic Robo? ...I feel like such a nerd

NEVER DO THAT CREEPY LAUGH AGAIN!

why does this anime look good tho

TEKKAMAN BLAAAAAAADDDDDDDOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Looking forward to watching this! :D

At the start I read that viewer discrimination is advised

16:10 Also... Would you say that... Aint's misbehavin'?

Beef cake then became senator armstrong