"I'll take your first born child" 'im...a lesbian...'

"You're about as heterosexual as I am poor." *offended gasp* "Did you go bankrupt??"

Ishimaru isn’t super high school level moral compass anymore, he’s super high school level heterosexual

Sayaka:”HECK” Taka: “heck” is a bad word Sayaka: “heck” you

Mondo: gay Taka: gay Chihiro: braiding kyoko's hair Hiro: hamburger chapstick Leon: *is pregnant*

Ishimaru: For we are heterosexual! Leon: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight..... Me: *dying laughing*

ishimaru: trying to prove he is not gay everyone: is there even a point in trying?

Ishimaru: I lost my handsanitiser Leon: DAMMIT everyone in 2020: *oh shit you’ve done it now*

Literally the panel: Ishimaru and mondo: *gay* Togami: e w Makoto: Not even talking Leon: pervert Junko: ignored Edit: WAIT WAIT WAIT 400+ LIKES WHAT. ILY YALL SM TY!

No one : Not a single person. : Ishimaru : WE’RE HETEROSEXUAL

"whoever said vampire boyfriends aren't practical?" * byakuya raises hand * *"your opinion doesn't matter"*

I love the fact that these panels are NEVER scripted

Leon: "I am NOT pregnant" Also Leon: "you're supposed to be careful there is a *CHILD* INSIDE OF ME"

Ishimaru and Mondo look like they actually have a relationship irl...

sayaka: "wow leon i bet you feel like you got s t a b b e d" LMFAO-- I DIED .

“How can we have grades if we don’t have classes?” *”WE DON’T HAVE C L A S S E S ?”*

Title idea: Naegi becomes a side character and everyone else is main character

Did no one notice that Mondo was calling Ishimaru “Babe” throughout the entire thing?!?!?! Edit: OH SHOOT THIS GOT 2K LIKES THANK YOU

Panel in a nutshell: Naegi: Side character Maizono: *aggressively jokes about death* Kirigiri: *lavender* Junko: is ignored Celeste: leads the panel Sakura: Haha strong go brrr Yamada: 2-D sUpReMeCy Toko: Pizza, bitch Togami: *poor intensifies slowly* Hiro: *hAmBeRgEr chapsticks Leon Heterosexualy* Leon: *PREGO EGGO* Chihiro: *screeching in embarrassed about super power* Mukoro: *11037 touch on butt* Mondo: *gayly stabs police* Ishimaru: totally not gay, 100% Heterosexual

The amount of Ishimondo kills me in this panel sos

Mondo: I’m not gay *2 seconds later* Mondo talking to taka: But babe

"You're about as heterosexual as I am poor" -Byakuya I LITERALLY SCREAMED HSHSGSGSHGDT

Taka: *I have no idea what just happened* Celeste: *you guys went on a romantic honey moon* 😚 Taka: *I- we’re not gay* Mondo: *yeah, totally.*

45:24 is when junko “dies” does anyone else hear Leon go “i gotchu, i gotchu” he may be a player but that was pretty sweet. Even though she was going to lay on his stomach where his child was.

"If he's gay, and I'm gay, who's driving this plane?!" I GET THAT REFERENCE, 50% OFF

7:15 Celeste: see we ladies here at hopes peak we are a family Kirigiri: * pats chihiro's back * it's okay. That's adorable

Summarizing this panel a little more: Everyone(-Taka): *Poisoning pigeons at the park* Kirigiris hair: *being Sniffed and Braided* Junko and Monokuma: *Being a married Couple* Junko: *Hosting a modeling show* Celeste: *Being a girl Boss* Sayaka and Kyoko: *Chatting While Makoto watches* Hifumi and toko: *Telling a Story* Ishimaru and Mondo: *Heterosexually being parents*

Leon: now you've gotta _gently caress the hand_ mondo & taka: *pterodactyl screeching*

The theme was to mess with Ishimaru *reality: Junko getting ignored for an hour*

Nobody: Ishimaru: **DESPERATELY TRYING TO CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT HE’S HETEROSEXUAL**

8:14 WHEN THEY STARTED ROASTING EACHOTHER BY HOW THEY DIED IT MADE ME CRY

Ishimaru: Why would I hold your hand. I'm not gay. Also Ishimaru: *Holds Mondo's hand*

Sayaka: Leon you must feel like you’ve been stabbed! Junko: Sick burn! Right, Celeste? Celeste: If you didn’t get that reference, I would have been crushed Ishimaru: My head hurts! IM SO DONE

Ishimaru: **trying to prove with all his might that he's straight** Mondo: *(While speaking to Ishimaru):* "bAbE"

panel in a nutshell: taka and mondo being ℎ𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑢𝑎𝑙 Aoi and Sakura being lesbian Naegi turning into a 𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 character Leon is preg Taka being a 𝑠𝑜𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑟 mom 𝐻𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑠 𝑃𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝐻𝑖𝑔ℎ 𝑛𝑒𝑥𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑚𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑙

Nobody: Leon:*throws water bottle on ground*MY WATER JUST BROKE!!

everyone: * making references to each other's executions * audience: OOOOOOH Taka: * makes a reference to his own death * everone: aaaaaw

leon: heterosexuals stand togami: *proceeds to stay seated*

Ishi:”Oh- where not gay” Audience: “laughter”

7:52 Leons real execution be like:

Leon: *tells all boys to stand* chihiro: *remains seated*

If I had a dollar for every time they said "Heterosexual"...

the video: begins Taka: *aggresivly claps* me: :)

Monokuma in the back be like: "Why are these my students again? "

I came here for the plot and stayed for the gay

Leon: “gently caress-“ Ishimaru: [POLICE SIREN NOISES]

i fell in love with the ishimaru, leon, byakuya and makoto cosplayer. i know the makoto cosplayer barely spoke during this entire video but they just looked so cute and innocent🥺

I like how Makoto just stays silent this whole time, while Ishimaru is the new main character

ishimaru: "we're not gay." everybody: *laughs* i'M WHEEZING OH MY GODDDDD

The real theme of the panel: taka tries convincing everyone that he’s straight

"Wow leon I bet you feel like you stabed" "Sick BURN don't you think celest?" "If you didn't understand that reference I would've been crushed" "Ah my head hurts from all this"

Mondo and Taka are obviously holding hands, hugging and carrying each other bridal style as bros, they're homies, come on guys.

"But is it gay if you say 'no homo'?" DR cosplayers did it 4 years before it was cool.

people: making refrences to their deaths Everyone: OOOH!! Taka: makes refrence to his death Everyone: NOOO

Ishimaru constantly saying he’s heterosexual: I sleep Everyone overlooking the casual Sayaka/Kirigiri/Makoto moments in the background: *REAL SHIT*

This should just be renamed "ishimaru's memtal breakdown" but also at 27:45 James bond am I right

no one: not a single sole: Mondo: *casually calls Ishimaru babe throughout the entire video* Ishimaru: we are heterosexuals!

Panel in a nutshell: Taka and mondo being 𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓮𝔃𝓾𝓪𝓵 𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚓𝚞𝚗𝚔𝚘 Aoi and Sakura being lesbians, Leon being preg

- mukuro: *when they see us coming-* - aoi and Sakura: **TAKES THE LEAD OF POISONING PIGEONS IN THE PARK-**

Spring Song Lyrics: 26:55 SPRING IS HERE Spring is here Life is skittles and life is beer I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring I do! Don't you? So true But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me And makes every Sunday a treat for me All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon when we're poisoning pigeons in the park WHAT!? Someday you'll see, my sweetheart and me Poisoning Pigeons in the park THATS WRONG When they see us coming, the birdies all try and hide But they still go for peanuts when covered in cyanide YOU DON'T DO THAT The sun shining bright, everything seems alright when we're poisoning pigeons in the park la da la da da da da di da, la da da- **insert ishimaru roll** We've gained notoriety and caused much anxiety, the ought upon society with our gains I'LL SAY They call it impiety and lack of propriety and many other unfortunate names But it's not against any religion, to want to dispose of a, Pigeon THAT DOESN'T MATTER IT'S STILL WRONG So if Sunday you're free- Not You Too **insert laughs** Going into Despairment OH NO n-No My pulse will be quickening with each drop of strickining We give to a pigeon Just takes a smidgen TO POISON A PIGEON IN THE PARK **anguished Ishimaru screams** boom

Ishimaru's actor here- I can't believe people are still watching this after 6 years. It also makes me wonder if I peaked creatively at 18. Regardless, I'm really glad people are still enjoying it. I have very fond memories not only of performing the panel but also the time spent writing and just chatting with the other members of the cast. More importantly, I'm grateful for the joy it has brought to so many people I would otherwise have never had a connection to.

Chihiro: *falls* Ishumaru: PARENT SENCES ARE TINGLING I AM COMING

Ishimaru: I am 🌟h e t e r o s e x u a l🌟 Mondo: *exists* Ishimaru: *cuddling Mondo the whole time* this does not change a thing-

*All the boys preparing to encounter ladies* Byakuya sitting in the back 👁👄👁

"It's not gay if it's a three way" THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

The Girls: * huddle around Leon * Leon: 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘮𝘦, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘵

2:49 Swag used to mean “Secretly We Are Gay” so is leon- 😂😂😂🤚 we still need to know the baby daddy soooo😂😂🤣

this altered my brain chemistry as a 13 year old, i had to come back for nostalgia

“Let’s form a semi-circle, like a boob.” That Leon cosplayer is literally my life

"Uh, we're not gay." Is almost a bigger lie then the "I agree to the terms of service-" Lie.

29:55 WHEN SAYAKA SAID TO KIRIGIRI "im gay for naegi......cause he's our child" THAT WAS SO FUNNY

Togami: Goodbye Also Togami: * proceeds to walk like a fashionista*

Maizono: I'm gay for Naegi, *pats kirigiri's back* Maizono: this is our child.

6:22 Leon: And then you've gotta Leon: you've gotta Leon: gently caress the hand Ishimaru: *starts* *screaming* Leon: -I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT-

25:19 So we're just gonna ignore how Mondo and Ishimaru almost did the pocky challenge??

I love how when they’re singing about poisoning pigeons when Taka gets up everyone tries to hold his hand-

"we're not gay" ISHIMARU SURE HONEY

Ishimaru:”I’m not gay” Literally Ishimaru through the entire video:” holding mondo’s hand and mondo putting his arm around Ishimaru and Ishimaru being totally fine with it

Can I just say a bunch of things- 1) ishimaru’s actor- be my best friend- 2) THESE GUYS ARE MASTERS AT IMPROV OHMYGOD 3) LEON AND HAGAKURE IN THIS- THEYRE LITERALLY JUST CRYING IN THR BACKGROUND 🤠✋

The ishimondo vibes are real-

“I Wouldn’t Know That Because Im A *Heterosexual*”

Celeste: *says the ladies are like a family* Kyoko: *pats chihiro’s back*

22:43 just adding this time stamp for myself so I can revisit this moment

3:46 ishimaru covering his mouth when he heard "fuck" its the cutest thing i've ever seen :[

Sayaka: 'Leon, you must feel like you have been stabbed!' Byakuya: *slowly clabbing in the background*

I would ask Celestia *"What's your opinion on firetrucks?"*

I love how Togami sat up there cause he’s to good for the boys lol

JUNKO STEPPING ON HIS SHOE IS SO FUNNY

the fact that this was made in 2014 and feels like it was made in 2019-2020 scared me

WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT HOW LEON IS LITTERLY PREGNANT

3:47 (Look at Chihiro and Kyoko) This gave me flashbacks from Elementary School where girls would just braid eachother's hair. 40:24 (For the story if anybody wants)

Everyone: **sitting fancy** Hagakure: *ya like jazz 🗿*

“Chihiro never h a d p a r e n t s” Chihiro, visibly confused: hhh???

How to kill ishimaru: Step 1: poison a pigeon step 2: thats all

18:12 Mondo: but babe- Taka: YOU STABBED THE COPS

Ishimaru and Mondo: trying to be straight Chihiro: *has no parents somehow so Mondo and Ishimaru takes him away* Ishimaru: this SO isn’t gay

11037: Talking about women, Chihiro: Braiding Kyoko’s hair.

Everybody: **Talks normally and answering questions..** Ishimaru the whole time: I AM HETEROSEXUAL. FOR I AM HETEROSEXUAL. (Ect.)

*leon: rants about how he cant be preg* _opens letter_ “M preg” *leon: questions life choices*

Ishimaru: I DONT THINK I LIKE BEING HETEROSEXUAL SAME TAKAA AHAHAH