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Whang! Oh hi Mark!

You mentioned ED in this vid. A vid on the GirlVinyl days of ED, and her successors, might be... enlightening. :D

Amazing video Whang enjoyed the video

Whang you're what youtube creators should be. Keep on keeping on

Michael Vella nice to see the German government aren’t completely retarded

Well that’s exactly what it is

Raider 2747 no shit

Raider 2747 i’m saying it’s obvious that he was referencing nazism oof

Good on Germany. Hopefully, Merkelreich will ban them, eventually.

*And* Glorious

Beautiful

On the contrary, it's definitely Chaotic Good.

That's the shadow the hedgehog of sonic equivalent move right there

That's pretty tame. Send in people with a talent like mine. which is being able to intentionally annoy literally anyone. People that know me can confirm that I am known to try and succeed at annoying people if I want to. The reactions are hilarious, trust me.

@@roybatty9935 How so?

@@roybatty9935 I'm guessing you mean that he wouldn't serve Tom Cruise's son any treatment. In that case, he would. Just a bit of a joke. Of course it isn't the kid's fault to be born to Tom Cruise.

@@roybatty9935 he's joking with his family and making a point to his grandchild... Chill

@@roybatty9935 sounds like you should do some research on what the words ‘objectively’ and ‘unethical’ mean lol

@@roybatty9935 you don't seem to understand humor do you.

I was alive when it happened and it was pretty cool seeing that movement happening. We're almost likely to never see that kind of thing again.

Yea lmao I was 5 and I vaguely remember seeing it on the news

Yup.

I was 15 when it happened and what a beautiful thing to witness. stuff like that just doesn't happen anymore

@@lGipsyDanger well the stuff with GameStop stock happened not too long ago so I wouldn't lose hope yet

I don’t believe he really said that. His family said he was in a coma when he supposedly said that. He was already on his way out (of the show).

If he did say that, it would of been the most hypocritical thing I've heard in awhile. Shit, SP mocks everything... yet he gets miffed when they target HIS belief?

Killswitch Sevenfold That’s what would make such a lie especially appalling, that he wasn’t so dense to have not understood that. Doing the show gave a new generation an appreciation for him, and that statement was alienating (no double entendre intended 😄). Not that “The Church” would’ve taken this approach, but it would’ve endeared people so much more if they just saw his being in on the joke. People really soften to someone who can laugh himself. And a lot of people will rattle off the entire gamut of jokes about their own religions. They’re the ones who will introduce you to the jokes, because they’re firm in their beliefs and unshaken by a little humor.

Yeah dude, that does makes more sense to be honest... however, didn't they have a recording of him or whatnot going off on Trey Parker and Matt Stone? I could of swore I didn't just imagine or misunderstand that.

Killswitch Sevenfold OK, I just found this quote from Isaac Hayes III from Tony Ortega’s site The Underground Bunker: “Isaac Hayes did not quit South Park; someone quit South Park for him. What happened was that in January 2006 my dad had a stroke and lost the ability to speak. He really didn’t have that much comprehension, and he had to relearn to play the piano and a lot of different things. He was in no position to resign under his own knowledge. At the time, everybody around my father was involved in Scientology - his assistants, the core group of people. So someone quit South Park on Isaac Hayes’ behalf. We don’t know who.”

*cough*Jehovah's Witnesses*cough*

you mean like every religion ever conceived?

Stefan Forrer just saying the kjv (king James version) of the Bible is not copyrighted. You can start printing your own kjv version and sell it.

@@jeff9989 i thought it should be rather clear that i was referring to the demanding money, shady extortion racket and extremist cult thing....

@@stefanforrer2573 churches take donations

I don't think so

pot calling the kettle black lol

He sounds like a smart man.

He was the same, what a hypocrite.

fantasy fandoms hate each other.

They all got infiltrated and forced to work for the government

No

@@gur262 Anonymous didnt do shit homie

Yeah, me neither

@@gur262 but anonymous found the truth, and knows it now. But the beast is too big to fight and has compromised the media too. They're all in on it, and little can be done but hope for it all to collapse. Remember pizaagate? They invented the term "fake news" for that. Just like they coined the term "conspiracy theory". Know your history.

His reason would make sense, if it were not for the fact that the show had done similar for other religions in the past. He made a fool of himself by giving that faulty reason.

Mr. Hayes was definitely pressured to quit South Park by higher ups in the cult. It's a real deal cult; if you don't do what they tell you there are real consequences. And if they want to kick you out its not just you getting the boot, they try to take your family and your friends and your career from you if they can. Mr. Hayes probably saw it as a lot easier to just close that South Park chapter of his life and forward the resignation email the cult sent him then stir up problems for himself and his family.

Hayes has been dead for years Oberstruhm

Someone quit the show for Hayes most likely a representative from Scientology

Scientology's cult brainwashing worked on him I guess

This was before 4chan became a politcal cesspool

@@somethingsomething9008 It always was one but now you disagree with their politics.

as an avid 4chan user, i'm still surprised how times have changed try something like that nowadays and most boards would be like: not your personal army

@@suppengroove Nothing has changed, 4chan simply trolls people, they did not do this for any good reasons. For you to incite 4chan into doing something, you need to assure they that there is somebody who's going to be mad.

@@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051it genuinely wasn’t 2016 tourist

I think that happened in recent years.

Was it the fault of a short angry man with a silly mustache

Insert/pol/ joke

@@Goblinhandler naw just a short fat dude with fucked up teeth. (L.Ron Hubbard)

Unfortunately they are not banned, but under surveilance. I live near their headquarters in Berlin.

@@Goblinhandler Nah, it's most likely referring the the Munster rebellion. When Christianity was changed and splintered into a bunch of different denominations the town of Munster adopted their own version that devolved to the point where it was basically a harem for the town elders. Younger men were killed or driven out while the elders took many young wives including children. Any dissent was met with torture/execution. Some seriously twisted shit went down. Fanaticism + Isolation + Charismatic leaders. Eventually it got so bad that the German military showed up, surrounded the town, and starved them out. Basically the entire town was massacred down to the last man, woman and child. The leaders of the rebellion were tortured to death and hung in cages for all to see as a warning. So yeah. Germany has some history with religions going rogue and causing serious problems.

Haha funny

Pretty epic ngl

crazy how life works

It came full circle.

@Big boy Swank Donald Trump, is that you?

So…Lawful Evil? Chaotic Evil?

@@GabyGeorge1996Nah that's chaotic good. They were breaking the law for a good cause.

@@GabyGeorge1996 yeah they don't know what antithesis means lol

MelbAnon here! You're absolutely right about how it fell apart. It took a surprisingly long time to collapse, given the history of the movement. I think we were still at it almost a year and a half later, but the numbers weren't there anymore. The infighting shredded it, and growing up took care of the rest. But damn if it wasn't a fun battle while it lasted. I just wish we had been able to acheive more.

I was wondering this for a while and I’m glad I surfed the comments coming back to this tale a couple years later. This is very interesting and explains why not many came up after it. Thanks bro!

Shit meme fuck you

normieoutsider y so mad

@@Borals cuz u a libtard

@@angryguy5532 Found the Scientologist.

@@angryguy5532 wassup internet virgin!

It actually kind of surprised me when the church said that the Communist Manifesto was anti-American. I don't think you'd hear that kind of stuff nowadays.

People care, it’s just that we’re all silenced when we speak out.

@@Sarah-qx4vz It's true. It's not that people don't want to speak up, it's because in the past people used to be able to openly criticize these kinds of things with no consequences and even gaining social praise from it. Now when people attack those kinds of things they risk losing their job, getting ostracized online by the rapid far left twitter cult and getting doxed, harassed, etc. The irony with far lefties is that they still believe they are "the rebels", the ones that attack the system, meanwhile their ideology is backed by the Democratic Party that holds full power in politics atm and by just about all the richest most powerful businesses including all of big tech. Some rebels they are as social media backs them up by silencing and banning their opposition and every business in America changes their icons to rainbow flags and BLM propaganda. They cry about the system oppressing them as they ally with the same system that is oppressing everyone else, and people get angry as hell because they notice this hypocrisy all the time. But no one wants to risk their livelihood by speaking up, it's not a game anymore, people really lose their jobs by speaking up against this kind of crap.

Anime pic above me is mad he can't spam slurs on Twitter.

@@bat6353 leftwad normie above me is mad that someone out there isn't egowelded to The Inner Party

He's also recently been elected as a councilman in Clearwater Florida. So he's still a thorn in Scientology's side.

Based beard man getting /b/ and Scientology in check

Wise Beard Man is the mediator; he refines the power Anonymous

I guess that would be the Soulja Boy dance

@@TheDibbs u a scientologist?

@@karolbomba6704 no he's just talking about 4chan's userbase

Sometimes 4chan is a force of nature, sometimes a bunch of bumbling fumbling buffoons

@@slavmcblin4698 The strength of stupidity is something to admire.

That's impressive, and very welcome

Vollification they say beards are a sign of wisdom.

@Great Beyond edgy kid lol

We need more people like Wise Beard Man in this world these days.

@Great Beyond I was an edgy teen once too

Milesium-487 millions of people would magically cease to exist

H

lets raid scientology...they can't extort all of us

raid the scientolgy hq, they can't dehydrate and starve all of us.

Weirder stuff would be found in their basements than anything Area 51 could ever dream of

This

Young Royalty 4chan isn’t a site to fuck with.

exactly my tought

The thing is 4chan is usually a bunch of dumb fucks if you get them mad enough you’re fucked

@Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen 4chan is autistic too,diffirence is 4chan is weaponized autism.

Saber Pendragon allegedly the church forced him to leave the show

Religion = You can believe in it, even if you are not Part of an Organisation (Church), you are taking Responsibility to a God/Codex, you do not need to spend Money, your Decisions are free. Sect = You have to take Responsibility to (a) living Person(s), you have to spend Money, you have to be Part of an Organisation, your Live/Decisions depends on that Organisation.

@@Azuris190 You forgot to mention organized sexual abuse and the cover up of such are also qualifiers for sect or cult status .

Yep that's exactly how it was.

OOF

I mean I’d call 4chan a microcosm of humanity. Sometimes it’s capable of beautiful things by banding together for a common good. Sometimes it’s just banding together out of sheer spite or sheer ‘heehoo chaos reigns’. Sometimes it’s making up stories. Sometimes it’s just weird porn. I mean I think often it’s weird porn.

Chaotic evil.

That's the greatest lolol

Alexandra It only takes like 3

FAXES Does that alone date this?

Well, that stuff is insanely expansive. More worth than gold and one of the most expensive liquids in the world.

Exactly, it's like that dumb Indian comedian who has a beef with The Simpsons over Apu. They make fun of every stereotype, religion and ethnicity but when you make fun of one of mine that's not cool man.

RIP Isaac Hayes RIP Scientology

RIP that dumb Indian

@@kellyrobinson6543 He's a comedian and of Indian descent, I said "Dumb Indian Comedian" because I don't care to know his real name. And since I wrote "Dumb Indian COMEDIAN" This means I'm referring to his profession (comedian) as dumb and not his ethnicity (Indian).

@Kelly Robinson,Settle down, referring to someone as Indian isn't racist or wrong if they are Indian. Him being called stupid is because he did/said stupid things, not because of his race.

Julio Ruiz If he allowed a representative to leave the show for him. Then he allowed it to happen. That’s ridiculous. Can someone quit your your job for you. Of course not. And if his health was so bad, how was he able to go on a radio show tour a few weeks after he left the show. And do cameos in movies. Don’t believe everything Wikipedia tells you. I believe that Scientology forced him to quit. They probably threatened to throw him out of the organization. But the bottom line is that he made that decision. He could have realized that a real religion who cares about your well being. Would never threaten to cast you out. He choose a bunch of fruit loop bullshit over his job. And that’s his right. Just make sure you own it for what it is.

@@steliokontos8364 You commented the exact same thing to some else already, just chill dude

The Last Gamer it’s just so much easier to copy and paste then to rewrite that whole reply. Either way I stand behind it and defend it.

@@steliokontos8364 dude was basically held at gunpoint, doesn't matter anymore tho, he ded

@@steliokontos8364 I think you should do some more research into Sciencetolgly and how they can basically force you to stay into their church.

SEE Wise Beard man is our savior destroyer of the ignorant

@@Goblinhandler praise wise beard man

@@ninelivesstealer I was in middle school too once, it gets better, trust me :)

@@ninelivesstealer Really kiddo, it gets better, hope things improve for you soon. :)

GEEDIS

Before default dancing, we had this:

That’s most likely Meant to invoke something similar to “Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot! ”

@@Abdega is that from the revolutionary War?

@@well_as_an_expert_id_say no.

@@Chris-lq6xu I'm a shitty American for not knowing this

@@well_as_an_expert_id_say nah you're good. It was a british thing.

Aww, that's so wholesome

Glad your psychologist was a decent person.

I'm not trying to be "that guy" but it's Sense* Nice story though, but I don't like psychiatrists either

So you're a hack fraud journalist now??

Trashbin2797 Are you a Scientologist and that’s why you’re mad? Or is it that you believe journalistic integrity is impossible and all journalists are “hack frauds”? Just trying to discern where you got your anger from after reading such a benign and friendly comment on a KZfaq video lol.

Sam I am wow you're stupid, it's clearly a joke. More fancy words and i could have post this to r/iamverysmart and get 10 karma.

It is remebering this that makes me against laws trying to force Antifa types to not wear masks at protests... Those people are douchebags, but protesting anonymously is important in a democracy.

memespace No, it’s not. A coward hides his face, an American doesn’t.

Brooks Brandenburg LMFAO

@@brooksbrandenburg3925 and a idoit you are

@@inthefade The problem with antifa is that they're extremely violent though...

I copyright every comment I make ©

The Devil's Advocate I copyright every comment I make

You own it, therefore you hav the rights to it.

exactly what i thought. imagine if the cross and the word 'christianity' was copyrighted! everyone would rightfully flip shit.

IKR it's like trying to own the word "Christianity" or the cross symbol..

If he allowed a representative to leave the show for him. Then he allowed it to happen. That’s ridiculous. Can someone quit your your job for you. Of course not. And if his health was so bad, how was he able to go on a radio show tour a few weeks after he left the show. And do cameos in movies. Don’t believe everything Wikipedia tells you. I believe that Scientology forced him to quit. They probably threatened to throw him out of the organization. But the bottom line is that he made that decision. He could have realized that a real religion who cares about your well being. Would never threaten to cast you out. He choose a bunch of fruit loop bullshit over his job. And that’s his right. Just make sure you own it for what it is.

@@steliokontos8364 with that logic you're saying someone is a slave because they choose to be a slave

Tyler Nilson how did you stretch what I said into that. A slave is owned, and controlled. A slave makes no decisions for himself. Isaac Hayes was not one of these people you hear about who are hidden away in some forgotten trailer and forced to do manual labor. He didn’t live on the Scientology grounds. He came and went as he chose.

That totally explains the "Super Adventure Club" episode. Do people ever think anymore?

@@steliokontos8364 Wasnt hayes in a degenerative coma, and unable to speak at the time? Saying that he had a choice is just wrong. Here is the thing about scientology. There brainwashing methods work, and they work very well. You can be 100 percent knowledgeable about the brainwashing and it would still work on you. Watch the "Infiltrating scientology" videos that came out recently. Its by a couple dude bros, but it was very well made. It is what started me on this rabbit hole. The part that freaks me out a bit more is that the main dude gets brainwashed, and cant remember actual events of his life because it got changed from a 10 hour session of what is clearly brainwashing. He had to be told the correct series of events by his friend to actually claim the real memories back, and even then he cant remember the original story as well as he can the changed one. Shit is fucking scary.

I thought you died

@Petramite_46 😂

Why the question mark? The internet wouldn't hesitate

@@masicbemester holy shit, this shit is true lol

They SHALL NOT PASS!

777 likes, nice

and yet they're still indoctrinating and ruining lives. these people have names and addresses.

It's a part of their belief system to retaliate against criticism, which is the best possible thing you could want from a collective lolcow herd like Scientology.

Actually Isaac Hayes didn't quit because of that, a representative quit for him while he was recovering from a stroke

I read that in his voice...

It’s ok when it’s other people’s religion.

@@ThePablosin1 Yeah, a ton of people are ignorant to that. If I remember right, he even said if given the chance he would still have quit because of his health but never something that petty/hypocritical.

Also life will change from persona 5

You know the best part? Im pretty sure Megalovania existed in that time of the internet

@@logancox3308 it did but I was for a fan game Toby created

It's 4chan, they don't go outside.

the gaming doggo PERSONAAAA

Really? You'd think being asked about aliens would be their bread and butter. Like asking the Catholic Church about the blood of Christ existing in wafers.

@@Chipiliro613 this comment has made me have a sudden urge to walk into a catholic church with my own package of wafers and ask if they have a test to see if these include any christ blood as I have reverse vampirism and any traces of blood would instantly kill me.

@@Chipiliro613 Catholics will actually talk about it though, it's not a secret hidden behind tens of thousands of dollars in pay walls.

Steven Killeen they don’t know about aliens. The people in the churches aren’t high enough in the church to have read the documents that talk about aliens. They just think you are being a d$ck. They don’t believe anything you say and are not allowed to discuss the alien thing with outsiders if they do know. They believe it will kill you. Only a small percentage have read those documents and rarely would anyone in the churches storefronts had the time or money to be one of those few.

just came back from looking at them. not even anything gruesome 😂

@Ghetto Chicken Just because it doesn't upset you doesn't mean it won't upset someone else.

wee ur anonimoos wee is legun forgetti spaggeti expecto patronum

We are borg

I seriously considering making my username Wompa Stompa for a while, as well as Beef Curtains. Glad to see someone shares my affinity for semi-obscure N64 cheat code references.

Hotel? Trivago

we are jobros yo angelo oi josuke

Probably intentional.

W for Whangdetta

@Southern Slushie Chan that's not a goatee. Google image bud

Branwell I applaud you, sir

Thats not the 1st time he's heard that

A science fiction novel that bombed so hard, he literally could not pay people to take it. So he did what any sensible, abysmal failure of a writer does; try to turn it into a religion.

It was founded by a failed Sci-Fi writer (and a complete nutjob) who wanted to get rich easily. Go figure.

Yep

I’m imagining a “sermon” where everyone sits in a circle and talks about stuff: “How’s everyone doing?” “Wife left” “That’s rough buddy” Congregation: “That’s rough buddy” “Hey, where’s Tim?” “Don’t know” “Someone mind calling him to see if he’s alright?”

That sounds like a more pleasant time than any church of scientology, not gonna lie. At least that kind of church is gonna be real with you.

@@Abdega So...Alcoholics Anonymous then "God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, And wisdom to know the difference."

What u know about Kansas city

Bud that's called Quakerism.

Same.

Found the scientologist

Just like every other religion

David McCooey I would disagree but hey it’s the internet.

@@InvAltDM Technically a cult is literally just a synonym for a religion. It means "a system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular figure or object." It originally had no stigma. Now it's often used to refer to small groups of people practice religious beliefs that are regarded as strange or sinister. Which is really just subjective. But technically the major religions aren't small groups, so doesn't really apply to them.

Cult sometimes force you to do somethings where religions are free to and choose

it is a religion, the word cult is for small groups, which is debatable, but nonetheless its a religion based on one mans claim to figuring it all out, in this way it is similar to mormonism or raëlism although the latter two are much less dangerous. i suppose all major religions were small cults at one point.

His face is beard, y'know..

He's like internet Jesus

Dude mark bunker is a fuckin G!!!

Guile be like GO HOME AND BE A WISE BEARD MAN!

Lunar but Jesus Christ has a full on KZfaq channel

L

And everyone clapped.

Vudi not at all! She just said whatever and we went about our day.

@@vudi2103 they stood up before clapping I may add

@@sneakysnake7695 They stood up and proclaimed, "Oh Captain, my Captain!" before clapping actually.

@@edwardevans5759 and the joke died

Well, shit. Now I feel bad.

Not shocking.

the ironic thing is that he didn't give a shit when SP made parodies of other religions.

Obviously.

That's what I heard as well. I can't even remember the exact source but the whole thing with Hayes didn't end with him telling off Trey and Matt but rather him tearfully telling them he HAD to leave yet he didn't WANT to and it broke his heart knowing he had to leave the show in such a manner.

“A lady comes up to my line and asks to speak to a manager with this stern, and clearly offended voice.” Seems you’ve just encountered your everyday Karen, but a Scientologist Karen

Also Catholic and agree.

@@sebster555 I was about to say the exact same thing 😂 I think every group has it's own version of Karen.

@22- José F. Navas V. LMAO that's a hilarious (and pretty accurate) analogy. 😂😂

Late to this, but same. There are some religious jokes that bother me, but my reaction is usually to just stop watching that episode. If Jesus has a problem with it, He'll deal with it.

Yeah, I saw that too. But how would Matt and Trey jump the gun with just a letter? They must have known something else.

@@gbobzburner8687 That is a good question.

@@jaysoncornish4779 I dont know how it went down, I just know if I get two sides to a story... I try and find out what really happened, a third side, the truth. Of course I trust no one. Its just odd. And if there was some doubt, I dont think they would have done their "Death of Chef" episode where they made him out to be a pedophile.

@@gbobzburner8687 but the episode was more than though. He was brainwashed by the club and I think he did snap out of his, but it was too late and he died as he fell off the cliff (im not sure bout the latter part.) It was a touching episode in it's own weird little way. I think it was a fitting tribute. The guy did work for southpark for years, a lil pedo joke would make him proud.

@@lotus_dream Eh, I dont know. It is one of the weirdest things I have ever seen, not just the episode but the way everything played out. The little scraps of information I hear dont really complete the picture for me. Dont forget he shit all over himself... for like a straight 2 minutes. Could be because he was full of shit? Who knows, who will ever know?

Right?! I looked them up right after he mentioned it and was really stunned by the available photos.

Some seriously fucked up shit. I don't mean that in a flippant manner. It really is.

She was probably put in the hole and left there to starve until they had to send her to a hospital. Can't wait for this cult to burn up in a couple of years when all the boomers die off and they can't pay for the institution.

I’m too scared to look it up.

Brent Kelley I’ve read a fair few books on Scientology her treatment and last couple of weeks were horrific Inside Scientology by Janet reitman really good

I never got heavily into the SA forums, so a lot of that flew under my radar.

@@JustinWhangYt you are cool whang!!

Oi Izzy

I only got to know about it through South Park, I believe. Maybe I've heard before, but didn't pay much attention...

Sup Izzy

If I recall, several Chanology organizers were stalked, some had their pets killed.

Also superhero movie "I CAN FLY" This just in. Tom Cruse is dead!

How? Were you living under a rock at the time? Lol

Same here

I liked Leah remini saying “it’s an entire religion to keep Tom cruise happy”

In pick neon, yes young Flanagan I can see it now...COCKTAIL-N-DREAMS...🤪🍻🤪

Common people pay to Scientology, celebrities are bought by Scientology

Just remember that autistic people aren’t impervious to this. You are not immune to propaganda.

Bill Gates glad they got the big niggas out here keeping the little niggas in check

*chef*chef*chef chef chef chef chef chef chef chef chef

Dank Net God bless him!

Chef

Rip chief it was it

Well it was said in his name. Before dying he made contradictory statements for leaving such as not getting paid enough.

@@nopeyepp apparently the church made that statement for him and forced him to stop doing stuff for the show

@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan He chose to be involved in the cult.

He suffered a stroke and could barely speak scuentolgy spoke on his behalf

No one was arguing against that?