Another fake black belt outed!

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9 жыл бұрын

Jake decides to wear a black belt to class. Parody of Ruben Alvarez video : • Video
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@peterschopf7373 8 жыл бұрын

Anyone who took this seriously after the first five seconds should be neutered

@algail44 8 жыл бұрын

+Peter Schopf They probably are or didn't have any int he first palce

@mrgallagher7072 4 жыл бұрын

Even the women.

@Luci823 4 жыл бұрын

I was about to say something. But then after five seconds I was like ohhhh it’s a joke lol

@soundtreks 2 жыл бұрын

@@Luci823 it was a funny bit for sure.

@ijhhcfionlkgs 2 жыл бұрын

I knew immidetaly from the camera angle

@iconpanik7150 8 жыл бұрын

"I got my blackbelt in an online course" lol I'm totally going to tell that to my Jiu Jitsu Instructor

@jonkc3635 8 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@pumkingxking3574 8 жыл бұрын

don't get an ass wooping 😂

@theemorbidwolf 6 жыл бұрын

Icon Panik never tell that to anybody

@andyrodriguez4415 5 жыл бұрын

In ONE day 😂

@aspenrebel 5 жыл бұрын

Hey!! I know Karate, Judo, Ju-Jitsu ....... and whole lot of other Japanese words!!

5 жыл бұрын

Muchacho is legend. He's so good no one's ever actually seen him. He's undefeated.

@iansilo105 3 жыл бұрын

Just like Charlie Zelenoff. I think!.

3 жыл бұрын

@Pirate Hunter Zoro Allegedly. 😜

3 жыл бұрын

@Pirate Hunter Zoro I invented belts and the color red.

3 жыл бұрын

@Pirate Hunter Zoro I knew that was you behind those Foster Grants.

@uu9276 3 жыл бұрын

0-0 is technically undefeated.

@Godzillarex 5 жыл бұрын

"Muchacho" :'D

@pcmacro 8 жыл бұрын

I got my black belt from Edgy Brah Teacher: "You mean Eddie Bravo" No, Edgy Brah.

@mikebaeyens8672 4 жыл бұрын

No Johnny Bravo. Lol

@dantearias2182 3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@johnv5211 3 жыл бұрын

Smoking the heefer with Joe Hogan

@shelbukowski1443 3 жыл бұрын

I got mind from Roe Jogan.

@Diego-hr4yj 3 жыл бұрын

@@shelbukowski1443 bro did you see shen bapiro debate him?

@ethanhanley3581 9 жыл бұрын

LMAO "I took an online course" THAT KILLED ME 😆

@pethrosuriahson6156 5 жыл бұрын

this is why you work your ass off for multiple decades unlike this guy

@drr3275 3 жыл бұрын

First thing I noticed was the way he tied his belt. A true story, I was training in Shotokan in college for about 6 months, I was tested twice and went from white to blue in that time, my original sensei used to have another black belt come in once in awhile, that sensei saw me when I was a white belt, months later he took over the class because my original sensei was a cop and no longer had the time to teach the class. The new sensei accused me of not earning the belt and didn't believe I ever tested for it, I had the certificate at home and should have shown him, he kicked me back down to white belt, I was pissed and stayed, he was a really good sensei and I eventually got my blue belt back and eventually purple before tearing my meniscus doing some stupid jump spinning kicks on my own I wasn't trained to do.

@Virvum_Juggernaut 2 жыл бұрын

Trippy. I too trained in Shotokan at the college I attended in Melbourne 🇦🇺. My Sensei was Ed Carmody.

@anon2427 2 жыл бұрын

Did you forget to roll your leg over?

@drr3275 2 жыл бұрын

@@anon2427 I missed the bag in the air and landed hard hyperextending my knee, thus the torn meniscus.

@anon2427 2 жыл бұрын

@@drr3275 😬 oh fuck man. When we do these in my Muay Thai class we try to swing the front leg around like a fulcrum and plant it right before we throw the back leg behind us. It’s really easy to fuck up tbh I still have trouble with it. Hope your knee is doing alright know dude, cheers

@drr3275 2 жыл бұрын

@@anon2427 I had two knee surgeries including a total knee replacement, no pain anymore just week knees, I need to exercise more

@roamready9732 2 жыл бұрын

Not where I thought that was going but oss! I forgot my belt once while visiting a friend's gym and he laughed and said here wear this white belt and don't tell anybody what rank you are! It was some of the most fun I've ever had in BJJ!

@eliaslundqvist1396 Жыл бұрын

What belt rank did you have?

@roamready9732 Жыл бұрын

@@eliaslundqvist1396 Brown at the time.

@eliaslundqvist1396 Жыл бұрын

@@roamready9732 Nice! I am green belt in TKD if you're wondering. Basically a beginner

@roamready9732 Жыл бұрын

@@eliaslundqvist1396 the beginning of a martial art is the best! Everything is new and exciting, and a bunch of people know things that you get to learn from. All black belts across the martial arts spectrum would and will tell you to enjoy the journey and really 'listen.' I wish I could go back in time and start fresh in BJJ once more and focus on what I am weak in, if just to develop a new game. OSS!

@eliaslundqvist1396 Жыл бұрын

Is it true that it takes 10 years to get your first BJJ black belt?

@damiresq 8 жыл бұрын

hello, i am sensei muchacho and i can confirm this clip is real

@JakeIannarino 8 жыл бұрын

See! I told you guys I trained under Muchacho! Boom!

@thomasbaykee5095 8 жыл бұрын

+Jake Iannarino Natural comedic you are

@johnnykaldani633 8 жыл бұрын

+Steve Gould ~ Your comment is funnier than this video. 😂

@gatooncracko527 8 жыл бұрын

So his belt is actually real?

@Fluoride_Jones 8 жыл бұрын

+La Bella Damir Thank you, Sir, I thought this was a troll video!

@alexderrick3450 9 жыл бұрын

muchacho. yes. ive faced him. a worthy opponent.

@michaelglennjr6066 9 жыл бұрын

Awesome

@vispatech 8 жыл бұрын

+nasgaf johnson He was actually mentioning a local legend named Mucaco.

@ms.nhardin4744 8 жыл бұрын

Muchacho!!! hahahahaha

@bundy4prez462 6 жыл бұрын

His sister muchacha is fierce too.

@MrStivi1981 Жыл бұрын

This man clearly IDENTIFIES as a black belt. And as a society, it's time we stop with this oppressive madness, and affirm him as a black belt already!

@jvh818 3 ай бұрын

😂😅 made my day

@raysaunier8071 Жыл бұрын

I read a book written by a student training in Japan. He asked the head instructor how long it would take him to get his black belt. The instructor reached into his desk and threw the student a black belt and said,”Now yankee go home.”

@moeyali123 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@froggybug 6 ай бұрын

Sounds about right 😂😂😂

@brandonschmeidler6539 8 жыл бұрын

"I've got an escape for this." That gave me a good chuckle.

@stevennixon6467 8 жыл бұрын

Lol, the belts he went through was actually the order of my WTF taekwondo school's belts.

@Fede_uyz 3 жыл бұрын

Welk, WTF actually summs the whole situation kinda nicely

@baneofall5783 3 жыл бұрын

@@Fede_uyz 😂😂

@reydisantos3674 3 жыл бұрын

Ur school is called WTF??? Wtf man

@ilovepudding7873 3 жыл бұрын

@@reydisantos3674 the style of taekwondo is called WTF (world taekwondo federation) but i believe they changed their name to just be WT

@ilovepudding7873 3 жыл бұрын

Same for my ITF school.

@driedmangos8433 5 жыл бұрын

"I know an escape for this" priceless

@MrFansley 4 жыл бұрын

"Rye-ron" LMAO classic.

@UlfAhlborg 8 жыл бұрын

They pronounce it different in Brzril.

@Lil_Dio_014 5 жыл бұрын

But muchacho is spanish :( in Br portuguese is like "mano" "Bro" "parça" "primo" hehehehe

@Daniel-vn3di 3 жыл бұрын

@@Lil_Dio_014 opa um br

@antoniomontana5990 3 жыл бұрын

@@Lil_Dio_014 Muchacho is Argentinian xD

@kikeenriquez4436 8 жыл бұрын

"I know an escape for this" HAHAHAHAHAHA

@SueZQue83 3 жыл бұрын

Damn I’m a Grey-Black belt and it took me 4 1/2 years but you’re telling me I could have taken an online course and got my black belt over night 🤣🤣

@cantwalkintomordor 2 жыл бұрын

I'm Brazilian and can confirm: Here we pronounce "muchacho" for "macaco".

@francisstranieri2067 2 жыл бұрын

LOL😂

@Saroku007 8 жыл бұрын

Got his black belt in an online course! LOL

@quasar4601 5 жыл бұрын

I got my medical degree along with my Chemistry in an online course in only 6 months. I guess I will go for the black belt next, lol

@supaflylob 8 жыл бұрын

I also trained under Vegan Muchacho

@ruizj2006 5 жыл бұрын

Dominic I’m dead lmao

@Crystals10000 4 жыл бұрын

lmao xD

@huhbobsaget 5 жыл бұрын

Muchacho’s brother Brochacho is a legend in his own right.

@lj3287 2 жыл бұрын

I also hate when a "new" student pretends to have no experience and request to go easy on him....then proceeds to do upper level moves. He basically tries to get you to lower your guard (no pun intended) and then goes full on attack.

@portobelloedinburgh8891 2 жыл бұрын

Sound a like Youuuu. Sadly met a much higher level BJJ guy and got ‽ humiliated

@lj3287 2 жыл бұрын

@@portobelloedinburgh8891 A "new" guy came to the dojo said he knew nothing about martial arts, 1st time, clamed to be nervous etc. When I reach out to touch gloves he proceeds to O goshi throw me. I got up and kicked his ass.

@MrJohnnyDistortion 2 жыл бұрын

People like that need to spend a few weeks in intensive care.

@Genessis001 2 жыл бұрын

@@lj3287 I could totally see this happening across all types platform/sport(s)..no matter what walk of life or social class, it's the typical jock type move, but instead of making it known right away, they act dumb and win everyones attention to feel good about what they just did. Kinda funny how dude who commented on your shit thinks it's simply someone who "humiliated you"... Such a dumb idea

@pcmacro 8 жыл бұрын

I love how they don't take themselves too seriously and can do humor videos with each other. BJJ and humor. The fact that so many morons thought it was real then got mad because they found out it was staged is a good testament to your acting. :)

@JohnSmith-xk5ou 8 жыл бұрын

I literally stopped watching at 0:06 because I knew it was fake and I'm dumb as fuck.

@PrimalBeef 2 жыл бұрын

Fake school has fake vids shocking

@Richard4Torah 2 жыл бұрын

And they are from the dark side, the pit of forming depravity that is the progressive movement. They probably from Minnesota

@PrimalBeef 2 жыл бұрын

One thing that's not funny, is how many people dies at this place as a result of poor training...

@dabunnyrabbit2620 2 жыл бұрын

how could someone think that was... nvm. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@exile101 8 жыл бұрын

still ties his belt better than Connor Mcgregor

@jonathanbungi5549 8 жыл бұрын

lol

@1thelastmystic 8 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ByTequilaYT 8 жыл бұрын

Roast AF

@careystuart 5 жыл бұрын

Yes but can he make a complete fool of himself , and still make millions of dollars like Connor?

@cadenmerriett5092 4 жыл бұрын

He is a brown belt

@vtrmcs 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm on footlocks now"......brilliant.

@Crush-dg8ld 6 жыл бұрын

"Hilarious" he got his black belt online overnight

@lovernotfighter 3 жыл бұрын

Well he stayed up all night studying. That takes a lot of work.

@5alidal 8 жыл бұрын

Thats no puishment. He knows the escape for that.

@mikelazembie1040 8 жыл бұрын

yes because hes also a master contortionist...if onky he could log in to his computer.....

@DCFHazardRebornChannel 8 жыл бұрын

lol

@Flipper-bl7sl 9 жыл бұрын

thats the same white belt guy that rolled with relson gracie lol

@Flipper-bl7sl 9 жыл бұрын

***** LOL, i usually roll with my professor after hes rolled with all the other higher belts and hes always sweaty, and it lands in my mouth alot its kinda gross lol

@Flipper-bl7sl 9 жыл бұрын

***** lol i mostly dont get to roll with people my age or size (im 13) and they say stuff like that, now i feel like ive been molested ;( lol XD

@HelloJapan05 9 жыл бұрын

Flipper2425 lol :)

@Flipper-bl7sl 9 жыл бұрын

hes pretty damn funny i want more videos >.

@hubertgreen 9 жыл бұрын

***** thank you

@decluesviews2740 4 жыл бұрын

This is cool! It just popped up on my feed. I trained with Robin at Relson Gracie Academy before moving back to SC.

@boyertb 3 жыл бұрын

“I know an escape for this” 🤣

@chuck95918 8 жыл бұрын

"they pronounce it differently in brazil" lmao i died

@jamesstahle6409 8 жыл бұрын

I know an escape for this. hahahahah My first few classes before I got a gi I was just using a spare they have lying around. The belt my instructor gave me to wear was a white belt with 2 stripes. Lining up for my second lesson one of the 4 stripe white belts came over and asked me about it. I guess he thought I'd trained somewhere else before. I told him no, I'm 46. Once you pass 40 you get a stripe for every day you actually show up. He got really serious and spun around and headed straight for the instructor for an explanation. hahaha The guy is super cool but in BJJ they don't just hand promotions out for fun. lol

@mikemccormick8115 4 жыл бұрын

“Got my black belt online”. Hilarious!

@Yellowhammerbees 6 жыл бұрын

Really didnt think this would make me laugh, but muchacho got me

@ComfortBlades 8 жыл бұрын

Funny shit. I like the online courses part, and the part where he names the belt order. The guy in the background on the floor laughing was great.

@insaiyan9316 8 жыл бұрын

lol im not even into martial arts but that part about "i got my black belt in an online course" was hilarious lol

@anon2427 2 жыл бұрын

“Got my black belt from muchacho” fucking perfect😂😂

@johngeorge1159 7 жыл бұрын

"I know an escape for this" lol

@chunglii8 9 жыл бұрын

"I know an escape for this." lol funny video

@whiteninja9481 8 жыл бұрын

Oh! We need MORE of this! Next episode, please!! :)

@banzaiib 2 жыл бұрын

"i know an escape for this" lol

@sebasdavis8081 2 жыл бұрын

This is a great sketch lmao

@my690 9 жыл бұрын

I'm on foot locks now" lmaoo

@crg116 9 жыл бұрын

hahaha that was pretty good. "You were a three stripe white belt last night...in last nights class"

@jezzlaffy 2 жыл бұрын

When he said “last night” I cracked up!!

@Austin-id3qx 3 жыл бұрын

This is absolutely hilarious 😂

@Kento_nanami_the_2nd 8 жыл бұрын

the name of the escape for that is "brochacho".

@AlexColberg 9 жыл бұрын

I was hoping it was BJ Penn waiting in the wings when the instructor called for BJ.

@LottyhanzFamilyties 3 жыл бұрын

“Online course” 😂

@crunchydoughnut6036 9 ай бұрын

This is comedy gold! When he said I got it on line last night , I lost it. The hog tie at the end killed me !

@leoramirez4024 8 жыл бұрын

I just love the acting

@livelongandprosper70 8 жыл бұрын

easily impressed then..

@Gezere9 8 жыл бұрын

"I know an escape for the." Muchacho Jiu Jitsu is no joke!

@edpho4779 5 жыл бұрын

I think he learned the escape from that last night on his online course, just give him time.

@LosAngelesPrivateInvestigator 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I needed that!

@TheVertigo23 8 жыл бұрын

Lololol "Ya i trained online under Jean Jaque Muchacho!" Im fuckin dyin bro

@davemarx7856 8 жыл бұрын

not what I was expecting but it was funny. "They pronounce it different in Brazil."

@kevinhenry7659 2 жыл бұрын

I'll give myself a black belt. We live in a society where we think other people need to give us awards. Give yourself awards.

@steffon563 6 жыл бұрын

The names of the instructors has me dying😂🤣😂🤣😂

@dannydorito8099 8 жыл бұрын

If I told my tae kwon doe teacher "I took a online course" my instructor would kick my ass literally

@jamesspencer6427 3 жыл бұрын

Same 😄

@j-fit677 8 жыл бұрын

I know an escape for this, lol!! Good job guys!

@MrDeplorable-sw9cz 2 жыл бұрын

We had a student that was color blind, he thought every test after white belt he was being promoted to a black belt.

@ricozam7733 4 жыл бұрын

I got my black belt at an even better BJJ academy: "Macho Muchacho".

@JohnyBravoSix 8 жыл бұрын

LOl the ending :)

@SiavashGolzar 9 жыл бұрын

LMFAOO i did not expect that ending

@greasymuchacho 4 жыл бұрын

Muchacho is no joke.. We got oiled up and needless to say, I earned a belt or two.

@MrDeplorable-sw9cz 2 жыл бұрын

😂

@louispotter9051 5 жыл бұрын

Should have added "They shipped the black belt to me" that would of been even funnier😂

@GhostOnDuty2000 9 жыл бұрын

I love how he pronounced Ryron 😂

@snakeman9902 9 жыл бұрын

That was so funny,loved it big thumbs up.

@step_indapool6799 2 жыл бұрын

I love the ending 🤣

@DMurdock 2 жыл бұрын

Suspicious level of knot knowledge from blue gi

@Pauljos79 9 жыл бұрын

I train under Muchacho lol

@scottamon8908 7 жыл бұрын

He is actually a good actor. :D LOL

@570xFrosTy 6 жыл бұрын

"I'm on footlocks now"

@realtywithseankemp9704 6 жыл бұрын

Damn man thought it was going to be foreal lmfao "muchacho" bahahahahHHH omfg

@mrgallagher7072 4 жыл бұрын

where's this online course he speaks of I'm interested.

@gustavoherrera6754 9 жыл бұрын

Lol!!!! Muchacho! Genius! hahahahhaha

@TheArizonaAssasin 7 жыл бұрын

This is like a pair of grunts telling each other their weapons are fake. lol

@WarriorLady86 Ай бұрын

This clip killed me!😅😂

@Win94ae 3 жыл бұрын

I've been in Martial Arts my whole life, was a kickboxer for decades, still train today at 61... I'm still a white belt. To me, it isn't about the clothing.

@Win94ae 3 жыл бұрын

@Gusto Piv The irony.

@Win94ae 3 жыл бұрын

@Gusto Piv All your fights were in the chat rooms, weren't they?

@Win94ae 3 жыл бұрын

@Gusto Piv run along kid.

@eliechallita 9 жыл бұрын

I'm... somewhat disturbed at how well they hogtied the guy. BJ's into some weird shit in his spare time.

@primalbeef7216 2 жыл бұрын

They insist on checking the oil

@homebusinessdad 2 жыл бұрын

"I know an escape for this..." LOOOOOL!!!!

@BluejayDaGoat 3 жыл бұрын

legend has it he is still escaping to this day

@tiatheepic7004 8 жыл бұрын

Holy shit! My sensei would love this!!!

@freecheese4143 8 жыл бұрын

I TRAINED UNDER MUCHACHO! Freakin awesome!

@792bnz 5 жыл бұрын

I fell into tears when I heard that 🤣

@goodfortune5480 4 жыл бұрын

Can we get a tutorial for the belt tie at the end?

@RogornDal 5 жыл бұрын

LMAO That's a pretty good skit!

@matsuwd-emethdaath4002 4 жыл бұрын

I got my BB as well after i mastered white yellow green ( some weird color) red then black😂

@Kickboxingathome 9 жыл бұрын

This was awesome, guys! And I thought the acting was actually very good... Too funny!

@berimisiel4638 Жыл бұрын

Comedy gold lol, "I'm on footlocks now"

@Angelocolato 4 жыл бұрын

This dude is hysterical.

@tehf00n 9 жыл бұрын

How many times have you heard stories in the dojo about how "I pretended to be a white belt at this guy's gym" ? Then those same meatheads shout about how its disrespectful to pretend you are a black belt. Well its disrespectful to white belts to make fun of them and make them seem crap isn't it?

@tehf00n 9 жыл бұрын

Not gonna name them. What do I look like I want to get battered? I mean I train but im not stupid :p

@AquaTheFox 9 жыл бұрын

tehf00n Glad somebody said this, I was just thinking the same thing. At the end of the day, anyone making too big of a deal about belts (and forgetting that skill and effort are what matter) is going to get burned. But I definitely feel like fucking with white belts who don't know better is way worse than fucking with black belts who DO know better.

@matbroomfield 9 жыл бұрын

tehf00n I don't know if it's analagous, but in karate it's common to don a white belt when visiting another club, just as a show of humility.

@jaredbrown3085 9 жыл бұрын

tehf00n The difference between someone pretending to be a black belt or a white belt is that the black belt takes a very long time to get and is achieved through hard work.

@tehf00n 9 жыл бұрын

Jared Brown and therefore devalues a white belt? I have trained for nearly 5 years in judo and jiu-jitsu but I don't grade. A belt holds your pants up.