4:37 John was a big shot at NBC.... 😂 He must have been intolerable during that time.

Artie dead is funnier than John the guy who mooches booze and everything he can get from you Melendez .

Literally the empty bags of heroin on Artie's coffee table were funnier than John.

CAn't even loop the two in the same category

That's because stuttering john melendez isn't a comic.. no one with half common sense wouldn't laugh at his stand up. He's only funny at laugh at NOT with

John is a comedian?

You’re a good man jose

Your so right it was horrible till Art got there

Everyone gives Robin shi* for her cackling. How can anyone listen to this? I couldnt hear Artie through all their cackling smh

Ehhhh…listening to the set up of John being such an entitled, using scumbag, makes it even that much better when Artie gets there.

Thank you, for fvcks sake, John is tourture to the ears!

Such a hack.

Loud and obnoxious.

@@christinemcconnell7114 and he's got the gross "old man growl voice" now.

Wish I had recorded the video before it was taken down as John made such an ass out of himself piss wasted tryin to drink as many free beers he can before the show ends .

I want to punch myself in the face!

It would actually be hard to beat SJ in a roast battle, because he doesn’t have the ability to actually recognize that he’d have lost. It’s parallel to that saying, that you can never win an argument with an idiot.

And then after John gets decimated, the ENTIRE ROOM is laughing AT him, not with him, he conveniently forgets about the roast battle entirely lol.

I think the word is "delusional" 🤣 he really thinks hes this amazing talent. When he tells Artie that he didnt have what it took to be a tonight show writer i was juat baffled. Check out the "uncle rico show" where shuli & co. sit around every week tearing a part bad John clips 😄

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​@@cottrellbriankShoolie + Levy = Telethon $$$$

HOLY SHIT THAT'S FUCKING HYSTERICAL!!! YOU FUCKING NAILED IT!!! BRAVO SIR, BRAVO!!!

I had to look it up which means its a perfect analogy

I have to go Google that name. I don't know who that is.

@@brianewing5778 Thank you!

I was about to say “you don’t remember that name from a couple years ago that white girl who said she was black?”and then realized holy shit that was 9 years ago,I could have sworn that just happened😂

The whole beginning talk with Anthony is so telling “only a coward talks behind people’s backs. It’s all good until it gets personal.” He’s so delusional and has no self awareness

To his credit, he made a few witty remarks and/ or observations. But that does not a comedian make. Anyone can exchange silly banter.

Fun fact.. John's kid is trans, Thats what the goofing was about.

He’s so not self aware which makes it even more hilarious.

John's a Dabbler.

so cringe. he was LARPing as a wiseguy for a second there

6:26

John's Taking bullets for us , come on guys !

It was awesome

Mary Lopez that was infuriating to listen to because we all know someone like that. Keith handled it like a pro tho

Tell it girl! Great pic and channel

Hes a joke, and can I add u on fb? Should I PM u? Never heard of a latina liking this shenanigans....ever

@joe winkler remind me to take a huge crap on your face would u? I will eat an axtra heavy meal 4 u, ok bitch?

@@BenGilmore93 creepy 4 u but girlfriend 4 me 🙂🖕🏿

I like John in the sense that he epitomizes how brilliant Howard was. He could make John entertaining, whether sending him out with funny questions, goofing on him, or taking his tattle tale qualities and making material. John without Howard is just the obnoxious guy who thinks he's charming and funny.

78bcat Even with Howard he's obnoxious. Hence the interviews and endless stories of an unappreciative dick.

especially now man haha.

wmfivethree... Same with Artie even.

MustangRed1967 That's because you have TASTE. It's that rare quality that also tells people KISS are shittiest Rock band of all time LOL

He's ova there now!

broooo i was trying to figure out who he’s tryna mimic and you got it dead on

He must have some good cornpop stories himself

@Daniel Deering he was in an identity crisis at stern. He wanted to be a rockstar, radio host, comedian, blah blah blah. He’s one of those guys that people were constantly laughing at so he thinks he’s funny

He really should be cleaning toilets somewhere

He hasn't played an arena in a long time

​@@rubberchixHe could if he wants.

@@tomcarl8021 not anymore

@@rubberchix I'm not sure about that. I don't think he lost his audience, do you? I think his audience is still there and would come out to see him in big numbers. Obviously, he's laying low to maintain sobriety, but if he had a big comeback, I think he could sell out big places again.

@@tomcarl8021 yes I think he did

He's delusional to a ridiculous level 🤦‍♂️

Matt N like shuli? Lol

especially since he turned into more of an SJW than Howard did lol

he was right about Artie being on the stuff and actually confronted him unlike the others there atleast

@@8unk8 John was the biggest "enabler" of Artie when they were on the Stern show. John says Artie was his Best Friend back then when Artie was going through some serious hard times. Did Muttering John help him back then?? Nope. Artie addressed this on his now gone podcast a few years ago. He called John's caring..."fake tears." John is just a self serving douche.

@@8unk8 John confronted him not as friend but in order to discredit him. That’s how John gets back at him instead of being funny. I dunno if you’ve ever dealt with addicts but unless they wanna quit confrontation just pushes them away and further into their addictions

John is so immature and un-funny, he makes even low-brow-NEVER-funny Andrew Dice Clay look like Rodney Dangerfield lol

Join the club -- we all loathe this unfunny, untalented troll. And John's okay with this, so long as he's getting attention. He's said it himself a thousand times -- "They don't boo at nobodies." A low bar, but it's all the slob has.

I think everyone has someone in their life like John or Opie. A co-worker, in law, or acquaintance, that’s what makes it so fun to make fun of these thin skinned, narcissistic dopes.

@@JohnfromWaterFrontVillige You nailed it 100% in my case. I grew up with an Opie, to this day, he still can't take a joke, & everyone tiptoes around him, his mood dictates the day for whoever is with him. It's unbearably frustrating, so when I heard Opie's passive aggressive bullshit & his made up lies about Anthony, I knew right away what Ant & Jimmy were feeling every day. It's SO satisfying to hear them bash Opie

"I dont think he is two faced. I just think when he is high he confuses the high with positive feelings towards others" god, this is spot on, and I never put two and two together in regards to some things he's said day to day til now

He is a c*nt muscle

John is the classic belligerent drunk, but all those traits you named afterwards, John possesses these stone cold sober, even if that’s almost never.

Anthony and Artie are so quick and witty. It's so hilarious the stuff they come up with.

Yeah, WTF is that?

It's his pro wrestler voice. lol

What the hell is that voice? Is it an attempt at a character or is that the new voice he uses permanently?

it's even worse on his dogshit podcast. About 70% of all John's communication is in the retarded Dice voice now.

@Upson Pratt On his most recent podcast, he claims he's exceeded 1 million subscribers in the last 6 months. He's insane.

More so than a Gregg Opie Hughes

Because he knows it’s all true

E Pappas come one it takes talent to some how pull off the career the way John did. Dude got a record deal for god sakes??

Ben Gilmore even so I don’t think Gary was going to get a an actual music record deal. I’m just saying like Artie was how he accomplished a lot with literally no talent

Smitty Knickerbocker It takes a no talent hack who barely eeks out a living riding other people’s coattails & using other people’s success bc he very obviously can’t make it on his own!! John ONLY got that deal bc he was on Howard!! He’s failed in pretty much everything he’s ever done including the album!!

Richard Rico he possibly might be one of the luckiest people of the 20th and 21st century.

Exactly. Thinks he's a has been. He's a never was.

3001 cigs.. lol

😂😂It's not that good at all. It's not supposed to be. He's doing an impression of Michael McKean's impression of Howard from Saturday Night Live. Anthony has said that on numerous occasions.

Thats hilarious when even some no name in the studio kills and has funny lines goofing on John. Its like so easy to destroy John. Yet John doesn't have 1 funny comeback to say. Really John, can't think of at least 1 thing funny? Artie goofs and shits on Gilbert Gottfried pretty relentlessly but its all in good fun, and Gilbert laughs and rolls with it, and hits Artie back with usually something even funnier. Nobody is offended and the audience gets 2 funny comics goofing on each other. Thats how real comics talk. You aren't a real comic John.

I just want to punch his ugly drunken sunburn face.

He's older than 50

He's still melting down lol

Wow that’s a great analogy…but I would have to say even NOpie is more self aware than John….who doesn’t even realize that HE is the Joke most of the time

That's both deep and insightful.

Totally correct! Anthony says “what’re those, singles?” And johns response is a juvenile nickname dig at Anthony’s complexion. “Pocky” 🤦‍♂️. No humor Melendez

His 2nd grade peewee football coach gave him a check +.

Seeing his little try hard face like he was actually accomplishing something when he tryharded Shaq and got insanely lucky on a Hail Mary shot makes me want to pummel. You know people like that, you’re messing around, and they catch you by surprise by being gym class heroes, then you hate their satisfaction so put in a little effort and crush them at whatever activity you’re doing. I’d pay my next check to see video of Shaq posterizing him bloody for one single game quarter of basketball

Making sure what he says isn’t funny is in his book too.

And ALWAYS tag the joke w wheezy fake laugh after said joke

Are there podcasts in hell?

“All district at 10 years old!” When in reality you have to be a sophomore in high school to be part of NY State Dictrict level. 🤦‍♂️

Im a huge john fan. 😄

how wrong you were

Two simple people above me herr

@P J ta

@P J ok lets

Well it was bullshit. John would never really do that. He's not confident enough to put his 'stand up' on you tube.

@@Ryang403 Good point, and how bad is it that John WOULDNT put clips of his comedy on here? Its FREE AND INSTANT PUBLICITY lol! Literally EVERY legitimate comedian in the country puts clips on here. Why? Because they sell tickets, and could possibly lead to other opportunites or jobs. He knows hes an amateur.

@@chocolatetownforever7537about 6-7 years ago there was quite a bit of SJ comedy vids on KZfaq. HE went thru and threatened anyone that posted his standup bc it was AWFUL! I kick myself for not downloading and saving any of it before he threatened to “sue for copyright infringement“ and got them to remove the vids.

John was Chrissy and Ant and Artie were Tony S and Tony B

@@countof3everybodyOD HAH. love this comparison.

if he was capable he would have just rolled with the jokes and riffed the rest of the show. instead we get this, a complete meltdown of a drunk and retarded man in his 50s

oopz yes I stand corrected thank u Ben!! @@BenGilmore93

You mean the one done at Artie's house with John's female co-host?

The video is another level of crazy, either subscribe to the WATP Patreon for a breakdown or subscribe to Compound Media for the original....WATP has tons of Stuttering John content...WATP = Who Are These Podcasts

Do your “friends” call you a rapist on a very public platform that’s being recorded, and then constantly cut you off when you attempt to clear the air, so they can talk about why you don’t give them enough money?

He didn't take it to trial cause he's guilty. He did it.

What a great shtick of being an unfunny drunk

mrnintendo88 that’s still offensive to Joey.

How dare you insult Joey Diaz that way sir!!