Anya Marina & Her Older Boyfriend - Jim Norton & Sam Roberts

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Jim and Sam Show

Jim and Sam Show

5 жыл бұрын

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@maxmeier532
@maxmeier532 5 жыл бұрын
Anya really doesnt want the old dude to hear what she has to say about him, which is why she chose SiriusXM.
@BenGras
@BenGras Жыл бұрын
I’ve rewatched this one quite a few times. fun story and great rhythm of conversation
@EnderPearlRs
@EnderPearlRs 5 жыл бұрын
This makes me feel better about being a broke 24year old lol.
@ragesickle
@ragesickle 5 жыл бұрын
Can we get a Teft-Cam in the Teft-Box?
@reillyobrien4372
@reillyobrien4372 5 жыл бұрын
The Tefft-Box sounds like something that a sailor would use to collect and store vomit
@mansoryO
@mansoryO 5 жыл бұрын
why, because he chimed in twice in 35 minutes
@BenGras
@BenGras 2 жыл бұрын
“They’re all pro’s” - damn Jim is quick
@acetate909
@acetate909 5 жыл бұрын
"They're all pros"(titutes) Awesome line.
@kissrings
@kissrings 5 жыл бұрын
Evan Fields a little bit of Chippah hyumor
@WeShareTheSameAir
@WeShareTheSameAir 5 жыл бұрын
@@kissrings Hrvoje what you in human resources or sumthin. I'm just being cute babe.
@Talisman09
@Talisman09 5 жыл бұрын
I noticed the pun but he actually meant professional sex workers. As in they make a living from it 😄
@acetate909
@acetate909 5 жыл бұрын
@@Talisman09 Who are you responding to?
@Talisman09
@Talisman09 5 жыл бұрын
@@acetate909 I'm talking to jimmy, stay out of it
@WildAngel-ti5rx
@WildAngel-ti5rx 5 жыл бұрын
And Jim said fetish, and then stuck his left hand in his pants pocket and kept it there for to long!!! 5:58 ! The fetish and Jim slips into his fantasy of a old man dominating him hahahahaha
@advancedraymondology2914
@advancedraymondology2914 5 жыл бұрын
Yes! I noticed that. And on O&A he mentioned a couple times how he'd be stroking it on the air. He was straight up rubbing himself listening to her story.
@LokiDWolf
@LokiDWolf 5 жыл бұрын
This was actually pretty good. Funny and interesting. :D
@RexxGoodman
@RexxGoodman 5 жыл бұрын
1 second in and Sam's already making my skin crawl
@LAHegarty
@LAHegarty 5 жыл бұрын
That'll happen.
@poppycock31185
@poppycock31185 2 жыл бұрын
Sam is probably the worst human being I have ever seen, heard or known of. that is assuming that he is actually human.
@wmccard21
@wmccard21 5 жыл бұрын
"You should brush your teeth or something" .... Wait, wait...she don't even know what she just said....fawk yeah!!! Jim loved that line sounded like something Chip would say. I spit out my drink watching that part. Lol
@mklptrk
@mklptrk 5 жыл бұрын
killer 'that thing you do' reference, sam
@sladen3884
@sladen3884 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if she's just an awesome guest, or if she's handing in her appIication for the 3rd chair and dropping the mic after
@what4845
@what4845 4 жыл бұрын
dude " you should brush your teeth" that left my mouth open
@iamjarrettdean9358
@iamjarrettdean9358 4 жыл бұрын
Anya is the best! Love her!
@DoctorHemi
@DoctorHemi 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting conversation (particularly as an older guy who's into Anya!).
@AWK_667
@AWK_667 5 жыл бұрын
She sorta looks like a Titan
@alanfike
@alanfike 5 жыл бұрын
What Anya is describing has something in common with probably every bad break-up I've had. Very strange to hear that these problems came from a man.
@WildAngel-ti5rx
@WildAngel-ti5rx 5 жыл бұрын
Whoa, just seen that I’m watching this all play out in my darkened room alone while they talk about a old man and Jim’s hands and me commenting on this way to much... I got to get my fuckin life together
@AN-cy7xm
@AN-cy7xm 3 жыл бұрын
She's funny as hell. I'm so glad she's not talking about me.
@WildAngel-ti5rx
@WildAngel-ti5rx 5 жыл бұрын
Fart into a towel or spread the hole?! And I thought learning cologne burns when spraying on your rectum was weird
@BrandonToy
@BrandonToy 5 жыл бұрын
It’s tough to get with a new girl after a long relationship. Especially, if you have feelings for the new girl.
@kuersatc
@kuersatc 5 жыл бұрын
I would have guessed something similar. Too long with no chick. The farting is a tell. And his head fucking with him telling him she is above him aka over delivering. And definitely autism for all the other, stuff.
@advancedraymondology2914
@advancedraymondology2914 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but they did get it done a couple times. That's what I don't get. My first serious girlfriend, after we broke up my head was so fucked up. I hooked up with this chick and it was taking a while to get going. It just felt different and weird, a different touch, and I was still missing my ex. But this girl was cool and really wanted to get fucked, haha. Little spit in the hand, some ol' stroke action, and we got it done. After that, I banged her no probelm every time I saw her. That first one was the wall. Seems like once she got the dude there, there shouldn't have been a problem. That's how women are too. Usually once you get them off that first time, you can more easily. Until the relationship starts to fade, I guess. Idk, wtf. Sorry, I'm probably coming off like a sex therapist or something. I'm just worrying now, hearing this, it might be age. I'm in my 40s. I like to think I'll still be fucking at 60. It can't be this happens to every old dude. I know my grandpop still had the old biddies all over him well into his 60s. I'm sure he was taking care of business. I think this guy was just really, really repressed. She literally asked him what his kinks were, she was willing, and he was like, nah. That's hardcore repression.
@advancedraymondology2914
@advancedraymondology2914 5 жыл бұрын
*problem, not probelm or however the fuck I spelled it. I like how my spellcheck changes words I actually mean (had to keep rewriting biddies 'cuz it wanted to write buddies) but it lets me write probelm. Wtf.
@hiimspee828
@hiimspee828 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus, Jim doesn't pull his punches.
@773SleepyHollow
@773SleepyHollow Жыл бұрын
Oh Anya, you only THINK you understand blueballs now.
@mikeyoungblood1642
@mikeyoungblood1642 3 жыл бұрын
Anya is amazing
@JohnP74
@JohnP74 5 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is into her
@maxmeier532
@maxmeier532 5 жыл бұрын
jimmy is into everything that has a least one hole or can be formed into one.
@southernohio3541
@southernohio3541 5 жыл бұрын
Like Sam has any clue about dating or just having 1 night stands guys a total dork
@charleserickson3499
@charleserickson3499 5 жыл бұрын
She was dating an MK ultra clone..... YIKES wonder which celebrity it is
@charleserickson3499
@charleserickson3499 5 жыл бұрын
@Imight Realperson really?! Can't say I'm surprised. Gunna dig into this one....
@kuersatc
@kuersatc 5 жыл бұрын
@Imight Realperson nah, Stern is 500m+ rich and has a 50m residence in Florida etc. The dimensions she is talking about could be every b-celebrity with a hit or two. 10-20m at 60y/p are no a-lister dimensions
@kuersatc
@kuersatc 5 жыл бұрын
@@Eastsidebridge but he has more an 80ish vibe than a 50ish
@deadrafa333
@deadrafa333 5 жыл бұрын
It's maron
@vazurro_world
@vazurro_world 5 жыл бұрын
Rafael Verduzco it definitely sounds like Maron. Jewish. Close to 60. Married twice no kids. Being super neurotic. Workaholic. Ambitious. It would being interesting to hear his side. Poor bastard.
@barnyfraggles
@barnyfraggles 5 жыл бұрын
Someone in their 40's living in New York City lamenting dating woes is like a fish complaining about poor water prospects in a Sahara desert speckled with psychotic liquid vendors.
@camkraw893
@camkraw893 5 жыл бұрын
What you said is not only completely off the mark, wrong; that is the shittiest analogy I've ever heard in my life. I wanted to let you know that, instead of thinking you had any substance of sense or humor in your post. Jesus
@WeShareTheSameAir
@WeShareTheSameAir 5 жыл бұрын
@@camkraw893 You might be the whackest soul i've encountered.
@WeShareTheSameAir
@WeShareTheSameAir 5 жыл бұрын
You and I were made for one another; I'ma go down on you in front of a generic, soul-less "live, laugh, love stencil.
@barnyfraggles
@barnyfraggles 5 жыл бұрын
Campbell Krawitz Ok, thanks for letting me know how you feel and sorry I upset you. Truly I am. Chin up, tiger, it’ll get better.
@paranoidreggie53
@paranoidreggie53 5 жыл бұрын
talking about anthoy cumia in the beggining
@kuersatc
@kuersatc 5 жыл бұрын
Anthony is only 58.
@chriskolb3105
@chriskolb3105 5 жыл бұрын
He bangs much hotter chicks than this gal.
@paranoidreggie53
@paranoidreggie53 5 жыл бұрын
@@kuersatc yeah but if she said 58 we all would've known who she was talking about
@paranoidreggie53
@paranoidreggie53 5 жыл бұрын
@@chriskolb3105 he banged that boy in disguise
@mr.niceguy777
@mr.niceguy777 5 жыл бұрын
Nah we all know that Hitler supporting Tunisian knife fighter has a working kickstand for a dick.
@unitedwestand7494
@unitedwestand7494 4 жыл бұрын
She needs to be on chip chipperson podacast.
@pablochavez1497
@pablochavez1497 5 жыл бұрын
Is the guy Chip Chipperson?
@MrMichaelNoble
@MrMichaelNoble 5 жыл бұрын
This dude sounds like he needs to come to term with himself about a few things, she’s hot as shit & has about fifteen years on me but I wouldn’t be going limp or making excuses, thats for sure.
@WildAngel-ti5rx
@WildAngel-ti5rx 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah let’s make eye contact on the fact peeker ain’t storming the castle gate.... he guy is fuckin mortified as most all of us would be.
@maxmeier532
@maxmeier532 5 жыл бұрын
she's saying she dated a 60 years old guy like she was young herself. But she is 43 in a month...
@michaelblaine6494
@michaelblaine6494 5 жыл бұрын
You googled her to find out her age? Right on because then I did to see if you were right and indeed you are😜🤟👍
@773SleepyHollow
@773SleepyHollow Жыл бұрын
Your comment would make sense if she was talking about a 47-year-old guy... the guy was SIXTY. If you can't figure out that 60 is considerably older than 42...
@Shahalud
@Shahalud 5 жыл бұрын
9:10 could troy be anymore checked out?
@WeShareTheSameAir
@WeShareTheSameAir 5 жыл бұрын
Tss what is he meetin' the 11 am curfew to check outta the Red Roof Inn or sumpthin'?
@fink27irl
@fink27irl 5 жыл бұрын
Who?
@notsammiguel8417
@notsammiguel8417 5 жыл бұрын
You mean Anya Matine
@stewrmo
@stewrmo 5 жыл бұрын
Whaaaat? I needed to fart. Oy vey!
@NickTWO111
@NickTWO111 5 жыл бұрын
It didn't work out with can't-get-hard grandpa... Gee, go figure. Poor Anthony, little mugg can't get that impressive hogg up no more, Tss tss.
@reillyobrien4372
@reillyobrien4372 5 жыл бұрын
On many subjects Jim is kinda aloof and let's Mr.Branmuffinz take the lead, but when it comes to advice on erection problems he's full of answers
@J_Phillz
@J_Phillz 5 жыл бұрын
Why does Norton keep putting his hand in his pocket while talking about sex stuff?
@WeShareTheSameAir
@WeShareTheSameAir 5 жыл бұрын
He looking for dat anklet he took off whist gettin' gutted by a hung thug, papa doo-wop.
@harveytaylor744
@harveytaylor744 4 жыл бұрын
For a guy not to like Anya !! Must be fuckd up 💯
@harveytaylor744
@harveytaylor744 4 жыл бұрын
Come to London Anya and get a real man !
@Tomahawk-lp9zl
@Tomahawk-lp9zl 5 жыл бұрын
Lol is only shoes wtf
@LateCambrian
@LateCambrian 4 жыл бұрын
there are a lot of bitter men in these comments, lol.
@brandendierker5873
@brandendierker5873 10 ай бұрын
You can say that on pretty much any youtube video lmao
@howie6707
@howie6707 5 жыл бұрын
Jim is definitely into her ...she's cute as hell so whatever
@jeremymatthews2002
@jeremymatthews2002 5 жыл бұрын
This is the nomadic wicked web of woman's mind
@kealsta
@kealsta 5 жыл бұрын
Everything but twirling your hair? It was his shoes and she knew it wasn't right. She was trying on a pair of shoes and wanting to go thru the motions. "I don't know if I will be with you next month"...but she wants an insta-relationship...? Typical.
@WeShareTheSameAir
@WeShareTheSameAir 5 жыл бұрын
Dis shawty got the eyez of someone who had to move her whole life during the dust bowl and shit.
@Tomahawk-lp9zl
@Tomahawk-lp9zl 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t thing any of them know what there what there saying
@docjohnson1
@docjohnson1 5 жыл бұрын
Huh? Might want to edit this one
@LANCEtheBOIL
@LANCEtheBOIL 5 жыл бұрын
Your rite think know what who is yours about talking
@engurland
@engurland 5 жыл бұрын
This is why Jim only dates younger men.
@GUITARTIME2024
@GUITARTIME2024 5 жыл бұрын
She's 43. Her options ain't great.
@llewodcm20
@llewodcm20 5 жыл бұрын
Eh she looks alright for 43 but it won't last much longer, you're right
@kuersatc
@kuersatc 5 жыл бұрын
Oh wow. Would have guessed mid 30s
@AMpufnstuf
@AMpufnstuf 5 жыл бұрын
jew broads in new york city get nose jobs and mild tit implants, like 2 out of 3, they last long enough until you've got some dough then they retire to drink wine and get depressed
@kuersatc
@kuersatc 5 жыл бұрын
@@AMpufnstuf mild tit implants 😂
@maxmeier532
@maxmeier532 5 жыл бұрын
@@kuersatc makeup and lighting.
@LuneyTune72
@LuneyTune72 5 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is so into his own weird kinks that he can't understand or believe how anyone else can be normal. He dresses like a teenage boy and constantly points out his insecurities, it's no wonder he's a single man in his 50s who can only find comfort with prostitutes. What a pathetic creature.
@nvm7438
@nvm7438 5 жыл бұрын
LuneyTune72 and it’s the middle of the day and your commenting on KZfaq about him........... is your life any better?
@dannygibson2597
@dannygibson2597 5 жыл бұрын
Is this the old gay dude she was talking about?
@randysavage1011
@randysavage1011 3 жыл бұрын
Tsss are you Anya period or sumthin? Tss I dont know
@phantomlord1981
@phantomlord1981 5 жыл бұрын
Daddy issues
@WeShareTheSameAir
@WeShareTheSameAir 5 жыл бұрын
Shawty makez up for her weird ethnic odorz by ironic sexuality n shit. Shawty look like she should work at Pirate-themed mini golf.
@MStromboli
@MStromboli 5 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld
@anthonycella8897
@anthonycella8897 5 жыл бұрын
Damaged
@WeShareTheSameAir
@WeShareTheSameAir 5 жыл бұрын
She got dem Flint, Michigan type eyez.
@barnoldwhv
@barnoldwhv 5 жыл бұрын
She liked him because he had money.
@GUITARTIME2024
@GUITARTIME2024 5 жыл бұрын
She's right about the pheremones. A guy that age just isn't pumping out the healthy mating pheremones like a younger guy, and it's confusing her brain, which is tuned to detect faulty or "old guy" genes (same for older women and younger men.) Remove resources and most older guys have little chance with younger women.
@unclejune2839
@unclejune2839 5 жыл бұрын
Relationship talk. Interesting. Boooooooo
@harveybirdmanattorneyatlaw
@harveybirdmanattorneyatlaw 5 жыл бұрын
Norton hasn’t been funny since Cumia was fired.
@inactiveshooter3233
@inactiveshooter3233 5 жыл бұрын
He was barely funny w/Cumia
@kyloshoren418
@kyloshoren418 5 жыл бұрын
Btw jesus the girls really destroy an ex..
@nickjackson7099
@nickjackson7099 5 жыл бұрын
Looks like a dead fish 🐟
@emmajaynefischer
@emmajaynefischer 4 жыл бұрын
Jim is gross and interrupts too much at inappropriate times breaking the rhythm of the storyteller and misreading the mood he goes too far too loud for too long.
@XenoTravis
@XenoTravis 5 жыл бұрын
Man that some daddy issues right there
@WeShareTheSameAir
@WeShareTheSameAir 5 жыл бұрын
Same here, papa flapjackz. I'm finna get my meat sucked in front of a live, laugh, love stencil
@WeShareTheSameAir
@WeShareTheSameAir 5 жыл бұрын
@@Chris-rg6nm 'Cause that shawty lookin for an ol' fashioned cock correction to balance her self-importance n shit, papa flip flop.
@XenoTravis
@XenoTravis 5 жыл бұрын
@@Chris-rg6nm there is a reason she didn't go 'oh he is very old I should keep searching.' and that relationship wouldn't last anyway unless they want a kid with downs and have the dude die early in the kids life.
@vbvb6351
@vbvb6351 5 жыл бұрын
Bullsh!tE
@Happyboymargarine
@Happyboymargarine 5 жыл бұрын
She was hoping to marry him and get his money. This is what women are TRAINED TO DO
@Talisman09
@Talisman09 5 жыл бұрын
it's also what men are trained to allow, hence the staggering abundance of bitterness constantly in sight wherever middle aged men are
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