I hate when characters in movies don’t know the simple rule of gun use to never point your weapon at your team. Then again its an Asylum film so the fact they know how to say lines without a teleprompter is shocking.
@Tzkaar2 жыл бұрын
dude, one of the soldiers at the start of the movie walked around with a rocketlauncher and acted like it was a rifle.
@RiflemanTV2 жыл бұрын
The biggest dissapointment of the movie was not naming the Ape "Aperaham"
@187mrsmith2 жыл бұрын
Not the review I was hoping for but I'll always support Decker shado so I'll click every time I get his notification!
@jordenfrost23292 жыл бұрын
Right look at this bootleg King Kong vs godzilla
@jamesduncan67292 жыл бұрын
Same. Any Decker review is a good review! 🥰❤️
@yahyashabazz57212 жыл бұрын
No doubt!!!
@hobbes40112 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the giant lizard's design is pretty good. Like, if the effects team had more time to work on it it could've looked really good. Not a thought I expected to have regarding an Asylum movie.
@snakekingblues30172 жыл бұрын
One of them look like the much hated godzilla movie lol
@Duncaster2 жыл бұрын
I heard it was actually a stock model
@jeremysiron96222 жыл бұрын
Stock model or not the design isn’t bad after seeing the monkey……Only if asylum took the time to actually try to blend it in
@LibraGamesUnlimited2 жыл бұрын
I can't recall the names but I have seen one or two of their movies that might have been good if they put more money into the effects and the acting. Sometimes they're frustratingly close to a decent or even good movie if they just had more money.
@stephenpardue20522 жыл бұрын
I heard Asylum bought the Monster model from somewhere. That explains why it is comparatively better. Ape was made by the Asylum team.
@Shaun_Jones2 жыл бұрын
I actually saw this in Walmart and my first thought was: “I’m betting money it’s from The Asylum.”
@godlyb0b2 жыл бұрын
Same. Spotted it for $5. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw they had the nerve to compare it to Godzilla and Pacific Rim on the back
@SpecialOrder_9372 жыл бұрын
Still weird having decker bobbing around instead of being on the couch but … Decker is decker and we love it
@ZigealFaust2 жыл бұрын
Greenscreen gonna greenscreen, playa.
@youtubeaddict15672 жыл бұрын
"NATURALY, they are attacked by an enormous ape!" Naturally.
@dootmcsploot41802 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest, that lizard doesn't look too bad. Not great, but definitely leaps and bounds away from The Asylums usual shlock in terms of quality
@lukashavalda9115Ай бұрын
I know im really late but the model was stolen... I think.
@187mrsmith2 жыл бұрын
It's always a good day when Decker shado uploads especially if it's anything in regard to creature features or the Kaiju universe
@ZigealFaust2 жыл бұрын
"A creature feature. As she said to the teacher."
@EpicJasonX90002 жыл бұрын
for some odd reason, this movie seems more like a proper Rampage movie than the actual Rampage movie.
@jamesduncan67292 жыл бұрын
I totally agree. I can dig it, I just imagine it's about the Rampage monsters (aside from Ralph being excluded)
@EpicJasonX90002 жыл бұрын
@@jamesduncan6729 very true. funny enough, I've seen the Rampage movie, and it's a hot steaming pile of shit. which is ironic given that people say it's good, which is why I tend to be skeptical over what people say about films, especially popular opinions. the Rampage movie is just basically The Rock in a Frankenstein monster of a plot taken from current popular film, and it even does a terrible job being consistent with the games. just because they put a Rampage arcade machine in the bad guy's main office, doesn't mean I'm going to give you a pass movie!
@jeremysiron96222 жыл бұрын
“ I better hang up on Homeland security and call somebody important”😆🤣 Decker you are one funny dude
@bobgunter96082 жыл бұрын
Yes good to see Decker going back to the Asylum
@DeckerShado2 жыл бұрын
In more ways than one.
@irishboi24112 жыл бұрын
@@DeckerShado lol
@jamesduncan67292 жыл бұрын
@@DeckerShado 🤜🏻💥🤛🏻
@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl49712 жыл бұрын
It's for his own good really.
@ExodiaTheD1HATER2 жыл бұрын
@@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 I think you mean our good his sanity is gonna go down the drain lol
@StormX62 жыл бұрын
“I wanna see Kong vs Godzilla.” “We have Kong Vs Godzilla at home.” Kong vs Godzilla at home:
@grantpflum68442 жыл бұрын
Sad thing about Asylum films is that, as bad as their effects are, they are miles ahead of the acting of the human cast. Most of the time it feels like I am either watching a school play or people read from a script during a costume party.
@ammagnolia2 жыл бұрын
But you have to admit there's always a Gem. Steve Urkel gave an award winning performance in Megashark vs Crocasurus. And the Unicorn Team in the opening of Megashark vs Kolossus. They were very very good.
@Howlrunner822 жыл бұрын
5:15 the ape has Stealth all maxed out...impressive
@Sam-im5tc2 жыл бұрын
Here's a monster feature to get the Asylum taste out: Rogue from 2007
@emperortrevornorton31192 жыл бұрын
Asylum is not the worst thing to happen to film because at least we can get a few laughs out of it but you can say that about filming a guy fall on his nuts during a skateboard grind
@Bezaliel132 жыл бұрын
Uwe Boll?
@emperortrevornorton31192 жыл бұрын
@@Bezaliel13 I get a chuckle on some of his movies but I get what you mean I watch those as guilty pleasure films
@Bezaliel132 жыл бұрын
@@emperortrevornorton3119 You can imagine why I thought he was what you were talking about ten?
@matthewmoss502 жыл бұрын
“What was that?” “Nothing.” It’s these little moments that honestly has me enjoying your reviews more that any other. Keep rocking Decker! And if you ever in central MS I’d love to meet you man.
@RottenHeretic2 жыл бұрын
I saw this movie last month, at like 2 am on TV. It was so fucking funny. I actually laughed out loud, when the big monke first appeared on the screen. Woke up the whole house. Worth it.
@bootleg3172 жыл бұрын
I got this movie for my dad’s birthday last month… man. Man, oh man. It was exactly what you’d expect from The Asylum.
@Adjuni2 жыл бұрын
On purpose? What did he think of it?
@bootleg3172 жыл бұрын
@@Adjuni oh yeah, we love riffing on all these cheap $5-bin-at-Walmart monster/kaiju movies we find. We’re big Kong and Godzilla fanboys, so we were especially looking forward to this one for months. I can’t remember exactly what he said, just that the CGI was especially bad, even by the standards he was used to
@scottduncan55252 жыл бұрын
more like a mockbuster of Rampage rather then Godzilla Vs Kong
@jamesduncan67292 жыл бұрын
I agree 👍🏻
@187mrsmith2 жыл бұрын
KZfaq needs to stop trying to hold back Decker shado and let him drop scream 3 for us please be consistent with your Guidelines youtube smh!
@johngriffey39022 жыл бұрын
Hoooooooooly doo-doo!! The full moon made the gilla monster seem like it was a WARE-LIZARD!!
@splicetape94352 жыл бұрын
10:20 Technically in North America it would be a railroad bridge but then again the train is using a British Rail locomotive and MK3 coaches so the term railway could be considered correct.
@clintmcbride78302 жыл бұрын
Saw the look on your face in the thumbnail and knew this was gonna be a doozy. Thank you for doing the hard job and actually watching these "movies" in their entirety for our entertainment. You, sir, are a true hero.
@JokerVoorhees132 жыл бұрын
I’ve been asking for a King Kong review for a long time and this the closest I’m gonna get I guess
@benderbendingrodriguez4202 жыл бұрын
What we talking here King Kong 1933, King Kong 1976 or King Kong 2005
@leslauner50622 жыл бұрын
@@benderbendingrodriguez420 For Decker? 1976, without a doubt....
@tonyg52692 жыл бұрын
Please review "Hell House LLC" its the first horror movie in years to creep me out... the sequals are brilliant too... Keep up the good work brother!
@acevadoul12032 жыл бұрын
Time to put the phone down for an early night….KZfaq notification for decker…..goddammit
@michaelthomas54332 жыл бұрын
Eric Roberts will always be a talking cat in my eyes.
@vincentmarcellino71832 жыл бұрын
Decker's face in the thumbnail and the name told me it was Asylum before even clicking
@pugtie46952 жыл бұрын
I am actually laughing because the moment I saw ape vs monster my thought was God this is something like the aslyum would do make a piece of crap after a hot movie then I saw who made it and I was like Decker... It's time.
@timinou99152 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit , the main actress tripping and hitting her head on the rock was comedic gold .
@TheOrklord2 жыл бұрын
Love your content, it's only improved over the years. I miss the Additional Notes, though. Ah well, great job and can hardly wait till your next vid.
@korrasatsuki87732 жыл бұрын
What is annoying me the most during this movie is that the main character wears her load bearing combat harness backwards throughout the entire movie.
@shiddy.2 жыл бұрын
I'd never pay to see an asylum film, but I'm happy they're out there
@yupanquid55382 жыл бұрын
Hey yeah. Decker is back at Asylum!!!!! Thanks!!!
@2thick_2_B_a_slim_chick2 жыл бұрын
Missed u Decker!!
@gilly6782 жыл бұрын
Haha I said this on the last video but again you don’t know how long I’ve waited for this. I saw a terrible review on this before. I thought you would have covered it by now. But I’m glad you did, finally a decent review. (I haven’t watched your video yet).
@grantpflum68442 жыл бұрын
Bring back the head slap! Its pure comedic gold and a little concussion never hurt anyone.
@alankohn67092 жыл бұрын
I go into any asylum movie expecting an asylum movie so I set my expectations to asylum and sit back and soak up the cheesy goodness. Plus you have to respect a company that has never lost money on a movie.
@triforce_tri2 жыл бұрын
An Aslysm Review?! Man what a throwback!
@trpdrspider83722 жыл бұрын
18:55 now I'm going to have the EDF song stuck in my head all night.
@grapeshot2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah a discount Godzilla vs. Kong. Asylum you so crazy🤪
@brianmccann6662 жыл бұрын
More like Rampage
@Zurvan19472 жыл бұрын
I could watch Decker Shado review Asylum films all day!
@maccurtis7302 жыл бұрын
Decker said the Summer of ASYLUM oh no Decker that kills people you will be missed. 💀☠
@noobsaibot1252 жыл бұрын
I'll never have enough of Decker's EDF references.
@patrickrobie15922 жыл бұрын
I just remember laughing my ass off the whole time
@victoriavinson84012 жыл бұрын
So did I.
@gojira40362 жыл бұрын
The ending was the funniest part 💀
@nicks2882 жыл бұрын
I was expecting Godzilla vs Kong. Close enough.
@noahperry70222 жыл бұрын
Alien beam has regained control of pepper ham
@Saltyaf382 жыл бұрын
*YES* I was fucking waiting for this
@seanwilkinson74312 жыл бұрын
So they ripped off Godzilla vs Kong by ripping off Rampage by ripping off Prometheus by ripping off Spider-Man 3 by ripping off Independence Day by ripping off Maximum Overdrive?
@pathofdragonsradio2 жыл бұрын
Just throw a wolf in there and the Asylum could have ripped off Rampage too. 🤣
@realong25062 жыл бұрын
I miss the extra notes at the end of the videos. Loved to read those.
@rav-70722 жыл бұрын
To be honest, the special effects on NotZilla ain't that bad for an Asylum movie. If it was repurposed for another project with a more competent (and more willing to sprinkle in the budget) crew, we could have something good here
@justthatguyoverthere20802 жыл бұрын
Like others have said, the monster design is pretty nice. Nothing like a gila monster but it actually resembles an updated version of Varan, which I like. Sadly, it looks like this movie suffers from the same problem way too many Asylum monster movies do: a massive dearth of monster stuff. You know, the one thing people would WANT to see. Looks like Decker saved me 90 minutes.
@michaelgilman79302 жыл бұрын
I watched this while sick with Covid. Hilariously bad. Looks like a high school kid did the fight scenes for a class project.
@HurricaneDDragon2 жыл бұрын
I MISS THE ADDITIONAL NOTES AND HEAD SLAPS!!! 😭
@freemovies35242 жыл бұрын
YES !!!
@SB992REBORN3 ай бұрын
The effect, and this is true, of the monster is actually great and was a effect that was loaned to them by a Japanese studio and that's why compared to the other effects it works so well!
@chrisperrien70552 жыл бұрын
the enthusiasm in doing this vid is extremely nice, but I gotta wunda how much coke was done. LOL i can certainly see how much Decker really loves Asylum films. The best thing about Decker reviews , he appears to wear his opinion on his sleeve. plus cutting commentary.
@splattervisionchannel2 жыл бұрын
Nice best film of 2021
@donaldbell25542 жыл бұрын
So sweet. Love the work you do trying to get my friends to watch your videos. Your channel is awesome thank you
@tambor342 жыл бұрын
I am so glad to have him around to watch awful movies for me and give me some laughs while doing it.
@charlesbennett74842 жыл бұрын
Somehow, I knew that you were going to say that this was an Asylum film before you actually said that this was an Asylum film.
@hankdedalus2 жыл бұрын
The Asylum is like they are frozen in time a never changing bad.
@ptonpc2 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is, when Asylum actually tries to make a decent film or series, it can, even with a tiny budget. Unfortunately it just churns out cr*p.
@FordPrefict422 жыл бұрын
If you already have a giant ape, and a giant lizard, then adding a giant human would have made this a knock off of Rampage.
@jamesduncan67292 жыл бұрын
Giant human? You mean giant wolf
@titanalpha91442 жыл бұрын
Well not only did Abe survive 30 years in space alone but I'm pretty sure without food or water .
@GriffinPilgrim2 жыл бұрын
As usual The Asylum can afford one actual actor. Eric Roberts, not exactly A list but still.
@irwinisidro2 жыл бұрын
Oscar nominated at one point. Seriously this actor never says no to any role offered to him. Over 650 roles he's taken.
@GriffinPilgrim2 жыл бұрын
@@irwinisidro Some actors are like that, it's an old school acting philosophy; you take any fair offer, even if you're big enough that you don't have to. I'm reminded of once when someone asked Uwe Boll how he got Ben Kingsley for Bloodrayne. Boll answered "I called his agent and asked." He then went on to note that he was the most easy to work with actor he's ever met.
@irwinisidro2 жыл бұрын
@@GriffinPilgrim Yea I remember my acting teacher during college said that "your job as an actor is to find work." And for a lot of actors, it's just reality of endless auditions. And you never know where you go. I guess when you finally get to be an A List star is when you can afford to be picky.
@mderossett012 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that misses the old format with the couch, head slaps and Creepy?
@Lokikun012 жыл бұрын
man even watching a review of an asylum movie is kinda tough can't even imaging actually watching it
@The-5-Tones._2 ай бұрын
Thank the lucky stars it wasn't Full Moon that did the Ape vs Monster , otherwise it would have demonic dolls running around with a evil bong laughing in the background....
@ScarlettDaleWoodall2 жыл бұрын
Great review! As an actor,you warm up before the shoot. I get so tired of seeing warm up takes that made it to camera. Any film actor worth their salt is on with the camera. If the camera doesn't turn you on,you're in the wrong trade.
@dashzilla93582 жыл бұрын
Monster only bites Ape. Ape punches and breaks monster's neck. That's the whole fight? Shouldn't expect it from the juggernaut of letdowns. Godzilla's fight with Gabera was more entertaining
@gojira40362 жыл бұрын
I mean, Abraham did a pit slap.
@apex20002 жыл бұрын
King Kong is public domain, they missed a trick
@UlshaRS2 жыл бұрын
At least Eric Roberts is NOT appearing in a Pure Flx movie
@genesismultiverse48968 ай бұрын
Surprisingly the best affects of asylum
@BrentStarling2 жыл бұрын
Hey Decker! I really appreciate your work, and your reviews have inspired me to do a few movie reviews of my own!
@uneverything2 жыл бұрын
5:08 Just left of center at the bottom...... Did the drone catch a camera operator in the ditch, or the APE preparing to burst forth !!
@E3Ops2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see you with Red Letter Media. A black spine episode would be fantastic!
@cyrollan2 жыл бұрын
RLM and Decker are the only movie review channels I watch!
@E3Ops2 жыл бұрын
@@cyrollan And they are the only ones worth watching imho.
@TheWhitetailAddiction2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the roar the gila monster makes after drinking the goo is the baby godzilla from godzilla the series lol
@neworldfool96252 жыл бұрын
Why is it to me the most insane and surreal thing is seeing a giant ape being used as a prop for American exceptionalism
@endplanets2 жыл бұрын
Kong sneaking up on people is faithful to the (new) first Kong movie. Ninjas are less stealthy.
@LordRevan4202 жыл бұрын
Only time I see asylum films are when decker reviews them can't stand them otherwise he makes it funny does a better job than the movie directors 😂😂
@striderleigh4782 жыл бұрын
It's like 'Rampage' meets 'Invasion of Astro-Monster/Monster Zero'.
@johngriffey39022 жыл бұрын
Damn Eric Robert's also came out in the Asylum rip off of Top Gun Maverick!! The movie is called "Top Gunners"!! No this is not a joke, I wish it was but no its real!
@michaelmcdowell70962 жыл бұрын
The Picard felt like a twist to me even though it just made the title more accurate.
@rotten84232 жыл бұрын
Just watching your tremors reviews then this come out😂
@sadikicaine4881 Жыл бұрын
Honestly if you really think about it. This movie is more of a homage to Rampage if anything. Hear me out: opening establishing space shenanigans, giant ape with a name that has a dark skinned care taker , grows rapidly in containment, has to fight large lizard monster, both ape and lizard drew sue to mysterious green material.
@Scarheart762 жыл бұрын
When a movie company perfects the making of ass films.
@Mutantgamer2 жыл бұрын
Finally. Came across this movie on imdb and was hoping for some poor soul to review it.
@surenotejas31632 жыл бұрын
Should've done the Eliminators 1986 by Charles Band, better than any asylum film
@derpowerfuchs25522 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this Video You are my Hero of the Week
@jeffclark59232 жыл бұрын
I've been really, really hoping you'd get to this one soon.
@_GeneralMechanics_2 жыл бұрын
This was supposed to ape on "Godzilla Vs. Kong" but it ended up looking like a knock off of "RAMPAGE" without the camp and charisma of Dwayne Johnson.
@nickgavis03052 жыл бұрын
Happy to have a video from decker shado to cheer me up right now it’s exactly what I needed
@Cartoonman1542 жыл бұрын
That CGI British train lol
@mr.gunzaku4372 жыл бұрын
I hate watching Asylum films because I wish there was a low-budget studio that turned out fun, schlocky films that are great to riff on. Instead we have...Asylum.😕
@EpicJasonX90002 жыл бұрын
actually, it kind of looks likes a cross mix of Zilla from Godzilla "1998" and Ultima Godzilla from Godzilla: Singular Point.
@michaellangwaller2 жыл бұрын
At least the Ape looks like it has some emotion. I wonder if the CGI guys were pulling a fast one over The Asylum.