And more bullet per bullet means it has a higher damage rate

The genius of this is that it actually explains why the bullets barely hurt you in the game, it's because they're just fired with a spring, they don't actually ignite the propellant.

@@hedgehog3180 Explain why there's a bang and light then :)

@@phobos1963 when the bullet fires, there is a split second lack of pressure, what's funny is the bullet is exploding forward MID air.

Heck yeahh!

Baked Potato Bandit Yes it does. It _can't_ stop itself. That's the point of the suppressor chip.

Bill lupin That just makes me sad :(

LOL. That's hilarious! I totally missed that.

Dovagalgambaçkenko Ratskovski malfunctioning empathy suppressor chip

Wow imagine the anexiaty and the depression the turret has

Why tho? Because springs are less efective than gunpowder?

Because SCIENCE!

@@santialterman3066 Yes, clearly.

Metal nerf darts

Wait so why there is a muzzle flash while it shoots?

Nothing is funnier to me than bullets fired at a safe enough velocity to travel a direct line but not enough energy to penetrate anything other than paper. Genius

It's like a nerf gun.

@@muffinxyz7895 a slightly deadlier nerf gun.

@@AnimatedTerror A think the volume that gets fired makes up for the low velocity. Makes it closer to being beaten to death then shot.

You can even pick the bullets back up and reuse them, just like Nerf!

They're easier to mass produce! And they're really cute

@@caroline8590 very true

I mean if you remove all the bullets before activating, it honestly wouldn't be a bad conversation piece.

@@MrJoeyWheeler Even with the bullets in, I doubt it could cause any harm

@@user-py3kd6pw7y Added the fact that the turret couldn't turn and can be easily disabled by a gentle knock. Making the turret as effective as alarm clock.

Aurinkomakkara No this is a consumer version I think Idk lol

@@Lunarcreeper If we have a consumer version, what about a plain sumer version?

How about green eye's? It would be cute

@@TigerWithAnChristmasHat1224 eyes*

Nope, it's just to make their existence miserable since it's hilarious

How do we get so many bullets in em? Like this Still gets me the most

"Evening at the Improv" always gets me

@@north7500 what idiot-

@North also known as Brick

Why is nobody wondering about this part 0:36

It’s actually the oracle turret

That "I'm different" is the cutest thing that i heard from something meant to kill you

What idiot picked these?!

@@Maflongas "im not like other turrets,"

Shh its in disguise

linnes16 It makes sense. In real life you don't fire the whole bullet actually.

***** purely cosmetic, I suppose

Edd Jones Yeah you know nothing about firearms.

Edd Jones lol isn't that in the portal video thing. But your still wrong in this instance because he's ejecting ammuntion that is still usable, therefor he is not firing anything.

Edd Jones Which wiki and on whag subject

Make that 3.

My favorite

I'll take 20

I’ll take that star themed one please

Same

It doesent make sense says some idiot

Don't forget they feel horrible while doing so

getting closer to two decades now

And now the real thing is available!

And they don't even fire the bullets, they fling the whole thing at you like metal nerf darts. Which is why you can take a faceful of bullets from them and not bleed out - they kill you with blunt force trauma, not actual gunshot wounds. They literally pelt you to death with whole, unfired cartridges.

It's funny because it sounds exactly like something he'd do.

*tips it over and lets it empty itself of all ammo*

Yes we watched the same video you watched.

per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet, per bullet.

Yeah, that’s how we turrets work

But, they are inside boxes of ammunition inside the turret!

@@Bananappleboy thats what they want you to think

I don’t even think you can say that they “fire” because there is no combustion involved.

@@nikolairostov3326 Launch?

@@mr.personalspace7831 Push?

@@jemerage8885 eject?

@@a_singular_nugget Propel?

You are alive?

@@josev9922 Still alive.

this was a triumph

@@devilglory I'm making a note here

@@alejandrocamberosrodriguez4222 HUGE SUCCESS!

until the combine realises they have infinite ammo.😏

​@@user-mk5xd5fm1uthey dont, combine turrets run out of ammo and gunships and others needs time to reload ther energy suplises,

​@user-mk5xd5fm1u they make those bullets themselves I doubt they have propellant and it's just a solid metal bullet shaped projectile

@BulletTheFox the airboat gun is from an helicopter, nooby, the revels them self said that before give it to you Both gunships and helicópteros need time to reload the ammo, thats why they shot on rounds The turrerts are the only that dont but they can also run out of ammo, in half life episode 1 you cant fine 2 on the tunnels after the train crafh wihout ammo and in the episode 2 there is a few turrets than cant shot anymore after beaten a phase

Youre right!

Of course, he's also the CEO of Perri-Air on the side.

it would probably give you tumors

How about bath water?

Galaxy Flanker Cave Johnson’s Gamer Boy Bath Water

@@NintenGunnerY e s

"I'm different." I just lost it then. :D

I know!! ;A; so cute!

+trikeira6ooo I Agree :D

Yoite good night

I daww as they punch bloody holes in my body

That way the have 65% more bullet per bullet

well, it is the consumer version after all.

If you think about it, it's basically the same thing as buying some "knife looking" sharp projectiles at the size of a bullet, and put them to be launched by the spring, right? xd

They're not even bullets, because they're called "Resolution Pellets" in the text. So we can't even tell what's inside those pellets.

@@corvetaumbr2410 I’d compare it more to being stoned to death like it’s 1662😊

Oh yeah. These are backed by a 100% guarantee to work or no money back.

They are making fun of the fact they are literally shooting the entire cartridge, including the casing

Absolutely nothing to do with that, Twinrehz, they're making fun of people like you who don't know how bullets function.

HotnessTim What makes you think that I don't know how a bullet works?

A bullet, is a hollow metal case, inside is gunpowder,then it is covered in a shell. a hammer from a gun ignites the gunpowder, making it explode. the power from the explosion pushes the metal case thingy out the barrel. then the gun ejects the shell. The turrets don't do that, they just launch everything. That's the joke Twinrehz. you should be notified right now.

(picks you up)

※throws you in fore pit*

I LOVE the reference. 😂

There you are! wait are you still there?

@@xc6603 "I'm flying!"

KZfaq: Hey! Get ready for the 2021

KZfaq recomended is odd to say the least

True, but I’m not complaining

Well, i definitely need a turret

@@UltimateEntity KZfaq is saying we will probably need one soon...

_[Happy 2nd Amendment Noises]_

I’m not sure if turrets would be legal as booby traps are illegal.

Also killing is 100% illegal to kill unless you have no possible retreat.

+Robert Jindra It will be, of course. Just not in the same state of matter.

+Robert Jindra I2m pretty sure they'll recognize enemy or ally. They even know eachother. They knew Chell so it means they can be set up.

Have you seen the comic?

+Robert Jindra Look wiser, there's no baby at all.

father sleep walks into baby's room dodges every bullet then steps on a Lego ,GREAT JOB DAD!!!!

+shitosusansen ..... the rest is the gunpowder and primer... it's a joke, because by design, it's impossible to fire the cartridge since it holds the propellant that pushes the bullet down the barrel. It has to stay in the chamber or there would be nothing pushing the bullet down the barrel and out the gun.

compmanio36 Looked like the turrets were using a coil of some sort to push the bullets out. Either those coils have the magic touch, or they shouldn't be able to fire at all. Wait, how is it that they have a flash when they fire if there's no explosion?

Magic? LOL Actually, rail guns like what the Navy is just starting to put into service use magnets to accelerate a ferrous slug to high velocity, without using gunpowder. Those fire the entire slug because that's all that's put into the chamber....no cartridge required, because no need for an explosion to accelerate the round. They often DO create a characteristic "muzzle flash" as a regular gun does, but not because of burning propellant. It's actually superheating of the metal of the magnets and the air around the slug that creates the fireball out the end. Just search for "navy tests railgun"...pretty cool actually.

compmanio36 So... magnets?

It seems that this is, indeed, the answer to all questions.

Its even worse when you know exactly what made that noise...

Nah, it’s scarier hearing “hello there”

"Are you still there?"

"Goodnight." *Rounds and rounds being unloaded.*

Me : ffffuuuuucccccccccc-

DeLaPrd Lol

@@tikoblocks3224 me too

That's actually more or less how electronic BB guns work. You have the gearbox moving a piston that compresses some air and sends that bitch flying.

Same de

@(Meepooh) Pudinan Posirisuk nope, it uses explosives to shoot out the bullet.

According to the portal wiki, it's the same turret

+Bob Explora (Urbanmysteries) It doesn't seem to be. Where did you read that?

+Chipper0418 It's a reference to MST3K. Crow says "I'm different!" in his robot roll call in later seasons.

Anyone notice as Cave Johnson's saying "What idiot picked these?" the far right turret is turned the wrong way?

NinjaPorcupine yea I noticed

Yeah when I watched that reveal I was like “Wasnt there a video of him explaining turrets? He didnt sound like a robot in it”

Huh, so that's why the writers insist that Aperture Desk Job isn't entirely canonical. Broad strokes between continuities? An alternate timeline that's entirely possibly its own history since Cave started the Outsourcing Initiative? Who knows?

@@MrCat-zz5eo Chariots chariots

@@Archivist001 H. H A. A R. R I. I O. O T. T S. S

@@MrCat-zz5eo Well, the multiverse IS canon to the Portal lore.

I need 5 mini turrets for christmas to guard my ps4

We’re gonna need a lot for Ukraine.

Also both of them: the turret will get disabled by falling them.

Mann. co has a better alternative : Sentry

@@99999bomb actually the turret is engineer's not mannco's but I see your point

@@Eduardo-vq1kr I think sentries are owned by Team Fortress Industries, which Mann Co. Is a division of, according to the TF2 wiki

The second turrent your talking bout was not a black mesa turret, it was a turret from the military. Jezz, get your facts straight.

so they feel bad for killing you, but still kill you.

@@rfreaky4717 No, It's just that they're forced to kill you, that's what the Empathy suppressor does.

@@DeskFan but because of the empathy generator they feal bad for it.

@@rfreaky4717 Yes, but they still are forced to do it by either GLADOS or the suppressor.

@@DeskFan yea, as I said in my first comment. They feal bad but for it, but still so it.

Which now begs the question, Is this canon, or does it take in the multiverse that Cave Johnson talked about in another advert

i'd prefer these to be not canon

Maybe there's more than one giant head...

Because of the cricket electricity coretm

The man even taught them how to sing when they were only prototypes

What do you mean "lost their ways"?

@@dr.cheeze5382 I'd assume about how they don't really make that many games now

Literally, the employees are all lost in the building and haven't been able to do any work before it's time to clock out, Alyx was that time Gabe had a few moments to guide all the employees to their desk, because everyone had steam updating so he had a few minutes before he had to get back to single handedly moderating the entire thing and slapping anyone who tries to work on tf2 with a bug swapper.

Change in focus towards Steam, so I wouldn't say *lost their ways*

Half Life Alyx was great, wadya on about?

Mni sentries vs mini turrete

@Ahmed malaki _And remember, the companion cube is not sentient and cannot speak._

I'll take 50 of the what idiot picked this

@@zachwatson2824 ikr I love that design as well

Wrangle the mini sentry to kill mini turret

same

Ffs japanese empire flag colour

@@cooperproductions3731 no it's not unless your colorblind

Why let good money go to waste?

And most importantly, how the hell when they "fire" it start to came out flames, like they were firing a real bullet. But they dont do that!

@@alanfran probably a strobe light and sound effects

@@alanfran It's all the extra bullets inside blowing up.

AlexFranma the bullet is initially launched by the hammer, but the power ignites anyway to give even more velocity. After all, the velocity is what makes it deadly.

That kinda derpy ass stuff, like the bullets being plonked in and leaking out is what makes these gold.

reminds me of podel lmao

"How did we get so many bullets in them? Like this." Instead of some detailed explanation it just shows you the bullets being carelessly poured in.

When I read this comment I noticed that and now I find that very funny.

I love that turret. :o

I believe it was the desert turret. It's my favorite as well.

Elu Arkham No it's not, they're talking about the "different" turret in the game itself, not any of the ones shown in this video.

Le Reff That seems confusing.

Elu Arkham There's a turret in the game, which is called the "different" or "oracle" turret. You can save it from being incinerated, and then it will tell you things like "Her name is Caroline (GlaDOS)" or "Don't make lemonade (well, you know why)". That's what Sesshounamaru originally meant. (Quote: "did someone else got emotionally attached to the *oracle/different* turret [...]") In this video, there's another turret saying "I'm different", but I'm pretty sure it's more like a joke of valve, because the different/oracle turret is actually white ingame (like every other turret) instead of "Desert" or whatever. Still confusing? :D

oh hey

noice

nais

watch the skies people, air force general is here.

Excuse me there good sir brethren but I think that there phrase you just used there may be interpreted in reference to the manga slash anime series known under the name of Jojo's Unusual Escapades

Roses are red. Venison is deer. This is Cave Johnson, We're done here.

its a table just accept the fact that its legally a table

+HAFIZAH AB RAHMAN On ebay.

in Walmart

+Erick Rivera no at the 99 cent store

at sarah's market. they have everything to greaser jackets to Jesus candles. ;)

Deep web

BeefyBread She is made of bulletproof flesh lol

@@Lunarcreeper It's because the machine is launching the cartridges like they're nerf darts.

@@Dalziel45 I get why actual bullets are made the way for firearms but couldn't a mounted installation like a minigun create an explosion behind an actual bullet without any casing or primer?

@@deoxal7947 so like a cartridge that fires a cartridge? Or they can also regress to the age of flintlocks and percussion caps, I guess? After every entire cartridge bullet is fired, the explosion-mechanism is reset. I think it IS possible! It'd be a (pretty large) smoothbore, technically.

More gun

@@lcrperson542 This but unironically

Yeah, after all, aperture science is based in the usa, not going to say where exactly is it, that's confidencial information

@@hunterneitzel3012 Somewhere in Michigan.

@@hunterneitzel3012 Michigan

Twinrehz I don’t get it....

@@beavermuffin if you try to get close to baby. The turret will shot you no matter what you are and the baby will send to aperture science as subject experiment :)

“Gunpowder simulant”

THE LORE DEEPENS

I like to think it's the Cave Johnson core that shows up in lego dimensions.

It's the "Multiverse" Cave Johnson, the one that narrates the Perpetual Testing Initiative.

the toilet thing doesn't really make sense cave wasn't a head at this point, while the toilets were made when he was a head

@@fedorabread or possibly the cave talking here is some form of the cave head

@@benjamins.8772 but the turret got past the prototype toilet phase after he died

@@alexsiemers7898 by some form of the head I mean some of the tech that they made for it like they didn't just have his mind in a computer they also had some program to recreate his voice flawlessly so it's possible that they used that for ads yknow

It fires the WHOLE Schwerer Gustav Railway Gun artillery shot

"BOMBS AWAY!"

they just shoved in Jupiter tipped missiles into it and fired it at the nearest orphanage, and yada yada yada sued by the parents of the orphans yada yada, it was scrapped.

@Stix N' Stones That's 65% more tank round per tank round.

more bullets get fired at once, is what I'd assume tank shells and/or railgun slugs are expensive

Exactly those where my words to my best friend after his german sheppard met his baby daughter and instantly went into protection mode.

Gay

@@suprememasteroftheuniverse wow bro so FuNnY wow bro 6 year old brain

Don't make lemonade.

@Samurai Shampoo no?

@@ThaddeusSilva why no?

@@why9541 yes why no

Me, the dumass who immediately took her through the fizzler

Remember, it has to fire the WHOLE bullet

Please give us an update.

@@nikolairostov3326 I need a bigger printer to proceed sadly :( I will be moving to a bigger place end of the year I will invest in a larger printer and continue!

@@JimmyNahlousVisuals thank you for telling me, many more people would like to know about this, please give them an update on your channel if you have the time.

is it done yet?

***** Me look funny word in funny boo ook. Too much dee-dooes, very hard.

Knowledge is something different than intelligence. You're not retarded, but ignorant. Grats. : 3

Taxtro It's intelligence. Or at least perception. The narrator says "65% more bullet per bullet" and then shows the turret shooting the whole thing, not just the bullet per se.

IVAN3DX I took it, that the original commenter was unaware of how modern cartridges work.

*cartridge FTFY

A bullet has parts, only the front part of the bullet flies out of a normal gun. These new turrets fire the whole bullet. That's 65% more bullet, per bullet.

Cave Johnson, we're done here.

***** I'm Cave Johnson, I pay the bills around here, I call it a bullet if I god damn please!

Are you questioning my science?

No Sir your science is perfect (except the lemon grenades this is a weird idea)

i miss valve doing games

But don't you wanna pay 30 bucks for a card game!?

It's called a caseless ammunition

They fire that too

@@goozma1337 yeah except that's... not how caseless ammo works lmao

@@adog3129 How does it actually work and how is it done differently here?

@@deoxal7947 with caseless ammo, the case is essentially made out of hardened explosive powder. The case is part of the exploding material, and the projectile is embedded in it. Here, they're firing the bullet just by pushing it, which is much farther away from cartridges than real caseless ammo is.

Great, I noticed it too, I think thats definitly a code from Valve with information or something like that, btw thats a bit weird cuz its an commercial-like for Portal 2, and by then Cave is dead. The interesting thing is, that Portal Reloaded show us that time travel is posibble somehow, Portal 2 and Half Life shows, that Borealis is a thing, and it can destroy litteraly everything, and the Half Life Alyx show, that Gman is a thing too. These two last games are leatest, than Portal 1 and 2, but in Portal 2 Ending we have something VERY weird. On the moon we see an Apollo 11 Lander and a ,,Space Buggy" can I say. Apollo 11 took place in 1969, in this times Cave Johnson was alive, and Aperture was operated by humans, not robots like in Portal 2. I don't know what this mean, but definitly Portal and Half Life universum has some secrets to discover.

I was wondering this too. I don't know if these commercials are strictly canon.

They were protecting it from cradle-robbers.

lol

cassidy harvey You´re an idiot, the baby is obviously invisible /JK

cassidy harvey it's using one of the turret's hundred different designer colours, this one being "Cradle" Colour

he said "try to get close to that baby" he means the gun

you can find that turret in the game, at the part where you jump across converyor belts you can rescue it, and it'll thank you and then go on to foreshadow the entire plot of the game

It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to stop me flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.