back when a million dollars for a house was ridiculously expensive
@JinnaiT4 ай бұрын
ikr, its the median house price in Colorado right now and there's a lot of cheap places here
@xXx_Regulus_xXx4 ай бұрын
it still is, buying power has gone down
@triangleofdeath62464 ай бұрын
@@xXx_Regulus_xXx True, but unfortunately, its the norm anymore.
@carlrice17744 ай бұрын
Come on man, the blood refills and flows UP the walls. And it's elvin! $1 million is a steal.
@christopherbrown66974 ай бұрын
It'll sell in New Jersey so they can demolish it and build a blood-soaked McMansion out to the minimum setbacks.
@MrIronJustice Жыл бұрын
I love when something finally goes well for Carl.
@fairplayer9169 ай бұрын
Pretty sure the bitch bot fucks it up right before it's finalized
@Jason0binladen4 ай бұрын
Carl is the best side character in fictional history
@PiYodTong4 ай бұрын
We're all Carl, at our core. Just trying to have a good time while having that good time destroyed by forces beyond our control.
@Cluv224 ай бұрын
For ONCE!
@darkhound_inc4 ай бұрын
Making the best out of a bad situation
@senororlando24 ай бұрын
this is proof that Carl’s canon height is 5’4”
@ricardocantoral76723 ай бұрын
Nah, Danzig is too tall. 😂
@earshavewallsКүн бұрын
LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂
@brianoneil9662 Жыл бұрын
"Alright. We'll do that." Carl is a zen master
@christianunger498 Жыл бұрын
*dat
@123Jim915 ай бұрын
@@christianunger498Embracing idiocracy is what was planned for you by the elites. Grandson of Charles Darwin wrote that at a certain point the few will cull the many, and that is the future of your bloodline, to end.
@briarmason87374 ай бұрын
Nah. Dude's seen so much bullshit that nothing fazes him anymore.
"Yo, Carl...how ya gonna sell this house fulla blood, G?"
@Stealth-ve7nw5 ай бұрын
I know right who would by this? God bless Carl he found someone.
@DiegoChannel-ml6ut22 күн бұрын
Blood shower!
@VendErre4 ай бұрын
"Your house is on elf graves and they're pissed off." "Alright, fine, we'll do that." Carl is the best lol
@robertmiles16034 ай бұрын
"okay, how much" "SEXUALLY"
@xxwarxx62273 ай бұрын
*wonderful*
@TBustah Жыл бұрын
I like how the robot doesn’t seem to give a shit that Danzig likes the house as-is and therefore has no intention of capitulating to his demands, even going so far as to admit that getting blood to go up the walls is probably doable. 🤣
@ComplexMotivations4 ай бұрын
He does immediately regret it to be fair
@Donut1174 ай бұрын
The scene after this one kills me too "Does he have to run that damn sprinkler all day?" "It sure makes our house look a hell of a lot better"
@richardgadberry83984 ай бұрын
"You make our house bleed RIGHT NOW!"
@jizzyb3216 Жыл бұрын
They made Danzig too tall.
@deathvalley006 Жыл бұрын
Danzig’s just as tall as Carl.
@guilhermehank4938 Жыл бұрын
Im very sure that was probably a requirement for him to be in the show lol
@deathvalley006 Жыл бұрын
@@guilhermehank4938 lol yeah.
@lornbaker10836 ай бұрын
Like he would want himself to Be the same size as carl hightwise.
@TironMurray4 ай бұрын
Danzig is 5′ 3″
@Orkillester1 Жыл бұрын
the robot just smashing the window while talking with his hands always gets me
@zephyfoxy4 ай бұрын
Listen to me as hard as you fucking can. That fucking robot came with the fucking house and now he's fucking gone!
@OnBakePlatinum Жыл бұрын
Lemme ask my blood guy
@swahilimaster4 ай бұрын
Danzig is only 5'3", he is actually the elf king himself.
@RBloodworth1874 ай бұрын
Seriously- I am not a tall man, but, I am at least 4 inches taller than Glenn is. I knew he was short, but, I was kind of taken aback by just how short he was.
@Igzzz893 ай бұрын
Nah he's 5'5 tops
@Enoxificatti3 ай бұрын
@@Igzzz89With boots 😂
@TheGlaringOne2 ай бұрын
Naw, Prince was the real Elf King, rip. This is what it's like when 🕊 🕊 🕊 😢.
@masterseal04184 ай бұрын
I'm a huge fan of Danzig, and his cameo in a freaking Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode really made my day.
@JC93896 Жыл бұрын
We shall go to Mexico tomorrow
@nighttime-mime Жыл бұрын
"With this freakin' robot, there he is."
@ElonMuskrat-my8jy4 ай бұрын
TONIGHT!
@ziedan449 Жыл бұрын
"Okay, how much?" " *Sexually* " ... "Wonderful"
@StationaryGamingReal4 ай бұрын
100th like
@WillRobinsonDanger3 ай бұрын
Da GREAT RED APE!!!!!
@rudolphclancy829322 күн бұрын
Half of Carl's best lines are long pauses.
@lunch_trey4 ай бұрын
I love how the robot gets freaked out by Danzig after this.
@daccrowell47764 ай бұрын
"Thousands of years ago...!" 🤣
@MauiWowieOwie Жыл бұрын
one of the few times Carl won.
@aarondaguio71796 ай бұрын
“Look, I know it’s been a while, right, but, uh…I’m not gonna HUMPED by a giant red gorilla from space, ok? No thank you.”
@lordlittletoeq85374 ай бұрын
Back when there was a line
@digitalradiohacker4 ай бұрын
This would have been the perfect moment: "Spaghetti, I want you to show this gorilla *THE* *NIGHT* *OF* *HIS* *LIFE* "
@BleachCowboy2016 Жыл бұрын
😂😂 “im not going to get humped, by a giant red gorilla… in space” lmao where do they come up with this shit
@srpdesigns Жыл бұрын
Drugs ...lots of em!!.. 😅🤣
@crazypolite Жыл бұрын
Fucking kills me ☠☠😆
@srpdesigns Жыл бұрын
@@crazypolite LOL!!!
@storm_filter Жыл бұрын
Had my crying
@exisgameplay4 ай бұрын
No, thank you.
@snoochieboochies2165 Жыл бұрын
How does Carl not know who Danzig is if hes supposed to be rock guy
@miahconnell2311 ай бұрын
Carl enjoys Foreigner and Loverboy (and probably Asia) and Whitesnake,and Carl’s friends outside the neighborhood aren’t in a position to turn Carl on to Danzig. Which is a bummer, because although Carl “wouldn’t get” Samhain, he *would* doubtlessly enjoy Danzig’s first 2 records. They’re both from New Jersey: they’d have a lot of common ground. Twist of Cain is a great song.
@matthewbolin964610 ай бұрын
@@miahconnell23 Yeah, I could definitely see Carl driving down the NJT in a IROC with the top down, blasting "Her Black Wings". No doubt.
@stupendous784810 ай бұрын
He was acting dumb bc he was afraid Danzig would think he was gonna rip him off if he knew who he was.
@ExcuseMePhoney9 ай бұрын
Really good point. I gotta assume he's a ROCK guy, not a METAL guy.
@tracphonevirtualmagazine8 ай бұрын
@@ExcuseMePhoneyIsn't Danzig punk not metal. You might be thinking of Rob zombies.
@bobbertsonlarz1743 Жыл бұрын
Danzig is the man
@thecianinator5 ай бұрын
zig
@johncampbell91074 ай бұрын
First time I saw this years and years ago. I was watching this late at night with my buddy. We were HUGE misfits and Danzig fans. When he first appeared on screen I pretty much shouted "dude is that Danzig!?!??!?" And when he says "Danzig mother fcker!" We both lost our minds. Note that we were high out of our minds and literally just finished listening to the Earth A.D. album. I love this show. Damn those were good times.
@ProtomanButCallMeBlues4 ай бұрын
He looks like the type of guy that is gonna tell mothers that their children should not walk his way
@sonicguyver74452 ай бұрын
"Yeah, that's elf blood too. That's not cheap." I love that he actually uses that to upsell the house once he sees the guy is into it.
@humbledb4jesus4 ай бұрын
knowing danzig's fragile ego, he probably demanded you make him over 6' tall...
@intercoursehandguns8514 ай бұрын
No doubt. "Make my cartoon hair DARKER! And when it looks too dark, MAKE IT DARKER THAN THAT!"
@humbledb4jesus4 ай бұрын
@intercoursehandguns851 - he's a 5' 5" satanist elvis impersonator... he's lucky he's not Howard the duck...
@HelixTheCunt4 ай бұрын
"Thats just what wanna do...is uh... y'know...get πude in your house!" 😂
@ultraguy144 ай бұрын
How the hell did you somehow type the symbol for Pi instead of the letter n.
@lordlittletoeq85374 ай бұрын
@@ultraguy14 🥧
@stinky_barista81994 ай бұрын
…With the shrieking robot, there he is
@jvibez07138 ай бұрын
This was one of my favorite episodes 😂
@patrickbyrne5070 Жыл бұрын
Fry man you know you ain’t got no bathroom
@RoninRen4 ай бұрын
Cartoon logic, &somehow they have a shower that Meatwad uses,
@intercoursehandguns8514 ай бұрын
@@RoninRenThe creators also claimed that the only reason Shake doesn't have a room is cause they forgot to draw one for him.
@scramator90774 ай бұрын
Danzing got a good deal and a place to put his evil bricks
@Pagliacci_Rex4 ай бұрын
That's elf blood, that aint cheap.
@Death_by_Inches4 ай бұрын
Elf blood is something I'm sure a vampire would pay top dollar for.
@wavion23 ай бұрын
Which is ironic, because we later find out the landlord for ATHF's house is a vampire. He should have been all over that.
@mostverticalproductions480810 ай бұрын
I love anytime Carl and CGOCPFTF talk it's just Dave and Matt talking to each other.
@pbazero99910 ай бұрын
A million for a 3 bed 2 bath is kinda the norm now in some states. Lol
@masonhaggerty1864 ай бұрын
California lol
@Kuma4ever1 Жыл бұрын
Wonderful.
@jaykay38114 ай бұрын
That is elf blood too, that ain't cheap.
@indigopotatoe4 ай бұрын
"Why don't you just go next door and use our bathroom?" -doesn't have a bathroom
@aeongod3 ай бұрын
We don't need a toilet! That pile of clothes in the hallway has worked fine for us for years and it will continue to work!
@masterzombie1614 ай бұрын
Funny story: so Danzig owned like a lot of Bricks and his neighbor complained about it. So Danzig angrily picked up each brick and threw them loadly in the trash while singing slurs. Some people speculate the story to be false but it’s so freaking funny to think about I want to believe it’s real.
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus4 ай бұрын
Danzig and his evil bricks by tales in the bottle of if I recall correctly
@obeseperson4 ай бұрын
What did he have all them bricks for
@nicholasmejia79724 ай бұрын
My sister lived a few blocks from Danzig's old place with the bricks - can confirm, the bricks were very very real
@themachoechidnaugandarandy75834 ай бұрын
@@obeseperson supposedly he was going to remodel something or for a project but he just left it there. But I think he would use it to throw at people who would harass him at his home
@MrHermit12 Жыл бұрын
I hope my mother doesn't watch this.
@megastoejoe Жыл бұрын
She must be one of the elfin spirits....
@jonathanrhodes4547 Жыл бұрын
She’s missing out.
@kenh9508 Жыл бұрын
Danzig is taking her daughter out tonight
@joker_storm2232 Жыл бұрын
Call her and tell her that her house is on elf Graves and they're pissed off
@doggone_dogman Жыл бұрын
Tell her to tell her children not to walk his way
@shripperquats58724 ай бұрын
You serious THANK YOU GOD
@rudolphclancy829322 күн бұрын
I like how he upsells the elf blood's quality as a bargaining tactic.
@karite24 ай бұрын
"You're serious? THANK YOU GOD!"
@BiohazardBunney8 ай бұрын
"look I know it's been awhile"
@brizzleh.8764 ай бұрын
The ending of this episode is fukking classic
@crimsonator10 ай бұрын
$2 million in today's housing market.
@williamwilson64994 ай бұрын
Had a guitar lesson with John Christ. Had a hand injury afterwards and didn’t go back for more. Nice guy…heck of a player.
@Uncle-Jay4 ай бұрын
It's been established they don't have a bathroom over at their house.
@Doubtfulgrace1014 ай бұрын
Ah yes, nothing like a good ol sink bath to wash away the blood.
@troglodyte42074 ай бұрын
Y’know Danzig’s only 5’3, he’d be like up to Carl’s shoulder
@WhiteboykunАй бұрын
I love that Carl highlighted the fact that there are good schools in the area, as if DZ could POSSIBLY care
@NeuralNetProcessorАй бұрын
It's funny how the robot smashes the glass for no reason to emphasize "I don't see why not"
@1998232v64 ай бұрын
Good ole classic Adult Swim.
@IAM-zv9vk4 ай бұрын
"With the shrieken' robot there he is"
@Wahinies3 ай бұрын
Got to meet Danzig at Comic Con San Diego a couple years before this aired. He is rad af
@johnr52525 ай бұрын
This show is a hoot.
@broadcastmyballs4 ай бұрын
Wow I didn't know Carl was that short
@germasaurusАй бұрын
One of my favorite scenes in this series 😂😂😂
@nameisnotrelevant4 ай бұрын
...and since this scene, I think of how fucking scary blood going up the wall would look
@ExcuseMePhoney9 ай бұрын
Probably the best episode ever that does not feature Mooninites.
@buddyfett13414 ай бұрын
Hand Banana. You......... Tonight
@saddletramp5000 Жыл бұрын
I always pictured Carl as being around 5'11". Never took him for a little fella😏
@123Jim915 ай бұрын
Oh, because he's drawn the same size as Glenn Danzig who is 5"3
@goforMGS4 ай бұрын
Let me talk to my blood guy
@Koujujutsu4 ай бұрын
I barely have the words! 😂😂😂 It worked out for Carl in so many ways. 😂
@HighwaymanYwain2 ай бұрын
I have a feeling Markula would have put an even bigger offer on the house, you know the cost of blood is going up after all
@andreathompson-bg4hl4 ай бұрын
A million sounds about right. That was my thought as well.
@bgowgowgow4324 ай бұрын
Was going to subscribe. Then i saw the number of subs and thought "nahh"
@georgezuniga62984 ай бұрын
That's elf blood too, not cheap.
@storm_filter Жыл бұрын
as a small youtuber to another, cheers. love athf
@Marsuru1 Жыл бұрын
As another small youtuber, I agree.
@DS-ss7vl3 ай бұрын
"That's elf blood too that's not cheap you know."
@Booksaplenty12 ай бұрын
I didn’t realize Carl was so short
@GeorgeWinterborn4 ай бұрын
I don’t see why not
@rkgaustin90434 ай бұрын
Should have been a follow-up episode where Danny Marianinho moves in across the street.
@creekfishingny54482 ай бұрын
Is it me or did the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas past have a different effect on his voice originally?
@drizzle6174 ай бұрын
the way m*f* is beeped out is so funny
@Shekel-9 күн бұрын
Danzig actually whined about them animating his character short, (he's 5'3) so they made him taller than Carl.
@WalshTVКүн бұрын
He also complained that his character wasn't muscular enough The animators said that they could only make him so muscular
@thecianinator3 ай бұрын
Danzig is forbidden
@slobodanmilosevic33384 ай бұрын
Butter.... Tell your mother not to bake my bread. BUTTER!
@christhornton390 Жыл бұрын
0:59
@strvinar4 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the main guy in the german Movie " Buba "
@mr.l87234 ай бұрын
Has there been any time in this show they actually save the day? Never 😂
@HighwaymanYwain2 ай бұрын
Carl did save his ass from the Red Ape though
@shartsmcginty80564 ай бұрын
I didn't know Carl was only 5'2"
@awgates852 ай бұрын
The part that makes the least sense is Carl not recognizing Danzig
@guyshafor13204 ай бұрын
Wow, Danzig is taller than Carl. That means Carl is, like, 4'8
@Wayte134 ай бұрын
For you young folks in the comment section: when this episode was written, a million for this house would have been cartoonishly inflated
@RealGateGuardian4 ай бұрын
I love they maue Danzig as tall as Shake. The dude's probably the sabe height of one irl
@azazelgrigori92444 ай бұрын
"I don't see why not." Does the robot know it's no longer a punishment? Why is he cooperating?
@brooklyn79412 ай бұрын
What episode and season was this ? Lol
@raptorskilltor45544 ай бұрын
I didn’t know the aqua team hunger force team have great taste in music
@kiwamidude8095 күн бұрын
Oh the irony.... now Danzig is trying to sell his old home for $1m "as is" that nobody hasn't bought and the video proof alone is more than enough. Basically has a jaguar but doest want to dish out the cash for renovation costs.
@Adiee5PrivАй бұрын
I thought that the carl was going to move to Danzig, lol
@CodeRed0014 ай бұрын
There's no way Carl doesn't know who Danzig is.
@scottl.15684 ай бұрын
That was my surprise as well 😅
@ilikemusic54404 ай бұрын
The funniest part about this is how they tried to make Danzig tall. Glenn Danzig is an absolute Chad as well, it is crazy weird how Carl didn’t know who Danzig is either.
@davidperkins77824 ай бұрын
Why Mexico?
@zacm97474 ай бұрын
Hahahaha unrealistic. Glen Danzig is like 5'4". How freaking short is Carl? 😂
@c.h.23924 ай бұрын
So does this mean Carl is 5'3?
@deathvalley006 Жыл бұрын
Lol the robot doesn’t have his robot voice and it sounds more human.