Jim Cornette on His Travel Toiletries

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@PJErvin 4 жыл бұрын

"I don't trust hotel alarm clocks."

@Lilpresh42069 3 жыл бұрын

I’m sure he’s been burned by one before 😂

@mikenyy1166 4 жыл бұрын

I’m currently in a hotel room in Vienna and there is no alarm clock at all in the room. I should have listened to Corny and brought my own. Sorry I let you down Jim.

@Danimal1177 6 жыл бұрын

It is amazing how Jim can talk about any subject and make it it extremely interesting. He could read the phone book and I'd probably be entertained.

@jasons2023 4 жыл бұрын

"Well there's shitstain's phone number, all seven of them! Better write them all down just in case..."

@sugartbube 3 жыл бұрын

Super facts 💯 👏

@Voysh2Voysh69 7 ай бұрын

“And then… check this out Brian… we got DIXON SYDER…. oh, and here’s HARRY KUNTZ…. And BEN DOVER.”

@steveh88 3 жыл бұрын

I just listened to 10:13 of a man talking about his travel bag, and at NO point was I even remotely bored. Jim is amazing!

@zlinedavid 6 жыл бұрын

There's Lubriderm....in case the rat turnout is low.

@sketchstevens5859 4 жыл бұрын

I got roasted for brining that to my college dorm. Good stuff tho

@Meiji1868 7 жыл бұрын

Ok we need a reality show of Jim on the road as he explains and demonstrates all this!

@ikilledjigsaw 7 жыл бұрын

too right mate

@StrongStyleNinja 6 жыл бұрын

Especially the LEGEND of the burger towel.

@robertbettis6552 6 жыл бұрын

Meiji1868 this is great stuff

@durden2480 5 жыл бұрын

An animated short

@tensazangetsu0001 4 жыл бұрын

That would draw big ratings

@rude73dog 6 жыл бұрын

Cornette traveled hundreds of miles to shows daily for 30 years. Hundreds of planes and long car rides so he learned the hard way all the things you may need in emergency. Great knowledge of days past

@davidgerow 4 жыл бұрын

Jim has a whole pharmacy in his toiletry bag. Lol

@butchvito 6 жыл бұрын

Corny fascinates me like no other. I can listen to his tips and stories all day long.

@Mr.Cynical92 6 жыл бұрын

It's like the George Carlin "Stuff" routine has come to life.

@tonycoln4079 4 жыл бұрын

@jeraldsmusic you shit in traffic...and then sit in it?

@travelreview5962 4 жыл бұрын

Jim Cornette literally remembers where he was at when he pissed in a cup while traveling across the country God knows how many years ago.

@freddycouples4499 7 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ, Corny's toiletries bag must be a fucking hockey bag, lol.

@stanmcserr8576 7 жыл бұрын

Not as big as Beautiful Bobby Eaton's.

@joeytrimble1558 6 жыл бұрын

dudes been on the road for decades.. he knows what time it is ..

@kevinlewis7882 6 жыл бұрын

I have driven cross country for years and bringing all these things with you saves you a shit load of money, especially price difference between states

@LadyDragonsblood 4 жыл бұрын

The worst thing that ever happened to me ... the owner of the bookstore I managed, chewed tobacco after the store closed. He used a soda pop can to spit in, but always threw it away at the end of the day. One morning I opened the shop, pulled out my can of diet Pepsi and opened it, I set it on the desk, and a customer came in. A few minutes later, I picked up a can of diet Pepsi and took a huge sip....... it was the one he'd spit in and forgotten to throw away...... I was never so sick in my life.....and spent the next hour throwing up in the bathroom, praying no customers would come in. After that, I ALWAYS checked my soda can before drinking!

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 2 ай бұрын

😱

@supernovamcr 4 жыл бұрын

Jim is an incredibly fascinating man, he makes ANYTHING interesting, and usually hilarious! Such a strange and brilliant mind!

@desmondciauri4616 6 жыл бұрын

I never laughed so hard in my life how serious he was talking about being prepared for gout!

@mulldrifterz6469 7 жыл бұрын

At least one things for sure, if I ever am graced by meeting Jim Cornette, he will infact be clean, lol.

@gnelms24 7 жыл бұрын

From the long list of toiletries, Jim Cornette is prepared!

@stanmcserr8576 7 жыл бұрын

A regular Boy Scout.

@zlinedavid 3 жыл бұрын

@@stanmcserr8576 Corny makes Boy Scouts say "Fuck dude....."

@tvtitlechampion3238 7 жыл бұрын

It is no fun to get got by gout.

@toddwebb7521 6 жыл бұрын

If you're going to go in a bottle you need a wide mouth like Gatorade bottle that you can put your junk in the bottle

@FortunateJuice 4 жыл бұрын

Jim is right on point. I did a lot of travel, and being semper paratus makes life easier.

@NYGiants5680 7 жыл бұрын

Wait....so who carried more shit? Corny or Bobby Eaton?

@crystalheart9 6 жыл бұрын

Makes perfect sense. Who wants to remember all this stuff every time you pack your toiletries bag?

@marvinalexander6796 5 ай бұрын

Pecan: it's where you take an empty can of Pringles, and use it as a Pecan.

@quentin3330 6 жыл бұрын

Don't Hotels still have " wake up" calls ?

@theinsaneshecklador6598 4 жыл бұрын

If you have important deadlines that can't be missed it's not a good idea to rely solely on the hotel wake up call. Also from some of his other stories he has stayed in some really shady motels that might not even have phones or wake up calls.

@chrisbolton6598 7 жыл бұрын

Cornette 3:16 says I just pissed my pants.

@zlinedavid 3 жыл бұрын

But I'm sure he has a spare set of pants and some Depends nearby.

@stevenmccann2891 4 жыл бұрын

Being a trucker and on the road- i have the same thing

@FortunateJuice 4 жыл бұрын

I could listen to Jim talk about his methods all day long.

@D00MTR33 6 жыл бұрын

A 32 Gatorade bottle is the best pee catcher I found. Wide top, holds a lot and you can put a lid on it and not worry about it spilling. Always had an extra one in my truck when I did lots of driving.

@boc4334 5 жыл бұрын

I do the same shit with clocks. Every time I wake up I always look for the time.

@kierandavies686 3 жыл бұрын

'You never know when you gonna get got by gout!' AHA!

@benjaminmikell6386 6 жыл бұрын

"You never know when you're gonna get got by gout."

@riddicksraven 3 жыл бұрын

I know exactly what he's talking about. I have to take my daughter and her service dog to a research hospital. We keep a bag of clothes, toiletries and one for her dog. When we leave we're already packed. With C19 happening we can't go but we get the chance to re-evaluate and streamline. Few people truly realise how much of a time saver this is!

@laeldestan1536 6 жыл бұрын

This is a good idea. I went on vacation in Vancouver and sadly didn't bring any nail clippers with me so I had to buy a pair at a pharmacy but they were $6.00 Canadian. So in other words bring some with you when you travel.

@brodywise4750 5 жыл бұрын

Kenny Macintosh officially has the greatest story in Professional Wrestling. He rode in a car with Jim Cornette while he took a piss out the drivers door

@Meiji1868 7 жыл бұрын

Big Giant Wheelie Cooler - name for an OMV wrestler lol

@mcwhorter141mcwhorter8 6 жыл бұрын

I keep a piss jug by my bed , saves me from cutting the light on and walking down the hall and waking myself completely up .

@marcuswhitlow548 4 жыл бұрын

I'd love to do that myself but I can't because I always wash my hands after touching my little guy. Of course not everybody does, but I feel better when I pretend they do. That's why I won't touch anybody's phone or I always use a paper towel to open a public bathroom door when I'm exiting it, because people are gross...

@jimreily7538 3 жыл бұрын

Like in the olden days. A chamber pot !

@durden2480 3 жыл бұрын

My wife would fucking stab me

@SharkTooth57 6 жыл бұрын

You never know when you're gonna get got by gout!! hahahahahaha

@vinceraven1501 9 ай бұрын

Stayed at the strangest little hotel/motel in Northern Georgia several years ago... Only thing in the room was the bed, phone was on a shelf next to a non working TV, no closet area, toilet & tub, no shower head or sink.... The mirror was nice though lol.. Can't remember the name.

@vortega472 2 жыл бұрын

In our car we keep a roll of toilet paper, when I got rid of my car I put my "kit" in my wife's trunk - Roadside Kit, my jack, an old blanket, one of those tiny survival tins, a couple of fall/winter jackets. Yes to plenty of Imodium. To Corny - Kudos on the extension cord, not many would know to do that.

@j.d3804 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for following up on the alarm clock 😂

@mitchkenvin259 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is absolutely hysterical.

@northwolf02 6 жыл бұрын

At least Matt threw the "waist" out. I work with a guy that cleans the jars and his bucket

@Gravydog316 3 жыл бұрын

I won't ask why there are tampax & diapers in the pic... ...but i want to.

@Matt-cr4vv Жыл бұрын

Corny sounds like the worlds #1 soccer mom

@kevinlewis7882 6 жыл бұрын

To get got by gout Lmfao ,this is some painful stuff

@stanmcserr8576 7 жыл бұрын

Gout sucks. He is lucky if he only got it once.

@herbert9241 4 жыл бұрын

Firstly, the dolphin is not a fish. Secondly, to whatever extent of thoroughness, Jim's toiletry bag preparedness makes sense in so many walks of life. Wrestlers, freight drivers, rock bands on tour, even people who play amateur football at the weekend - will (or should) have learned through trial and error to give themselves an easy leg-up on finite time constraints by toting that little treasure chest of not only day-to-day needs but *possible* day-to-day needs. It's the same rationale as having a first aid box at work. Or carrying a lead-loaded tennis racquet when you disembark in cannibal territory.

@thefestivalofatonement2470 5 жыл бұрын

Pampers and tampax in the thumbnail, lol!

@mindlessdroid3630 5 жыл бұрын

This is great, I think I could listen to Jim talk about paint drying and be entertained.

@jefferyware6559 6 жыл бұрын

I know exactly what Corby is saying. I have my caddy sitting in a safe place. If I need to leave in a hurry every thing is there, put my clothes in a duffel bag, grab the caddy and I am gone.

@Wonkzzilla 2 жыл бұрын

The 'Ol Checkin The Tire Move works too. Get out and kneel down next to the tire to piss. That way if cops stop to check on you, you can say "Just checkin' the tire." PS make sure you're on the high ground & aiming the right direction if not on level ground.

@anthonyfoutch3152 2 жыл бұрын

Jim is like me a professional traveler we all have a system. I carry my on clock too but i never need an alarm. I've peed in a cup and one time i was on I 10 in Tucson and I was very sick with the intestinal flu stuck in traffic. I pulled on shoulder got out went under my trailer and did number 2. I know it's gross but i wasn't going to mess myself..

@UMAMIMAMU 3 ай бұрын

"You never know when you're gonna be _got_ by *gout* . " - Jim Cornette -

@Shifty1940 Жыл бұрын

I always forget the extension cord

@kevinmuldoon2192 4 жыл бұрын

A pee cup should be mandatory, definitely use that method on long trips

@mrleedra 3 жыл бұрын

I get the hospital urine bottles from a medical supply store. They hold a lot and can be closed up to reduce the chance of spillage.

@BikiniDeathSquad 7 жыл бұрын

'you never can tell'

@DPK365 3 жыл бұрын

Pilot is great....my stepmom would only stop at them on the way to visit my dad when he was working in Mississippi.

@ZakH644 5 ай бұрын

This reminds me how much I hate travelling.

@CrazyRightWingNut 4 жыл бұрын

This is his best life advice.

@zanrosscooper8344 4 жыл бұрын

Which episode/show date was this

@vmt88 Жыл бұрын

Never know when you're "gonna get got by gout"

@Ezd150 6 жыл бұрын

never know when ya gonna get got by gout!

@wildandwackywade 5 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only wanna carry the necessity bag, as I call it, with me. I glad to see someone else does too.

@Wonkzzilla 2 жыл бұрын

I cant believe Corny hasn't seen Trailer Park Boys! Pissin in milk jugs is "The way of the road." says Ricky's alcoholic truck driver dad. I bet Jim would like TPB since he likes Always Sunny. There's even wrestling in a few episodes The Green Bastard. From: Parts Unknown is hilarious!

@NYGiants5680 7 жыл бұрын

Jim Cornette is the BEST! ;-)

@prjohnnyrivera6612 6 жыл бұрын

Corny, with Amazon available, I buy a case of travelling urinals. Cheap and more effective than milk cartons, bottles, etc. Just stop on the side of the road and whip it out. Since urinals are ergonomic, there's not much fumbling required. Don't forget baby wipes to clean up when done.

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 9 ай бұрын

They make adult wipes now.

@yallevereatenbeans2723 6 жыл бұрын

Imagine what jims gas mileage is like with all this shit in the trunk

@zlinedavid 3 жыл бұрын

Jim drives an Expedition. He ain’t worried about gas mileage.

@gag141 2 ай бұрын

My dad would be drinking on the highway, pull over and pop the hood. Make it look like we were having some issue. And he would just pee. It took me a while before I figured out what was going on. In my defense i was like 10

@ObiWanJabronE 6 жыл бұрын

Didn't know Jim packed Tampax lol

@stevengarman4848 Ай бұрын

"Get got by gout" try saying that 5 times fast.

@87654321j 2 жыл бұрын

When on the road well trimmed nose hairs is very important 😂

@Meiji1868 7 жыл бұрын

I thought the sleep aide in NyQuil was removed

@bills5621 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly!! Agree 100%

@moffjerjerrod1579 Жыл бұрын

I don’t do the things Jim does with hotel rooms, but my girlfriend used to laugh at me because l always take a hand held shower head and a wrench to remove and replace the one in the room. Reason being l always end up with a hotel shower head that will spew water everywhere but where it is supposed to be going. Plus the pillows are always so soft l end up with a hurting neck and like the pulse in the shower head.

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 9 ай бұрын

The pillows are overly soft in the hotels. I usually stuff one into the other.

@iamdb1990 Жыл бұрын

it's funny how this sounds insane and makes complete sense

@mikelong2756 4 жыл бұрын

Anti diarrheal medicine because you never know when a match is going to be the shits😂

@natebragdon1539 10 ай бұрын

Cornette could describe, rate and just discuss a piece of driftwood and it would be entertaining!

@paulgrossenbacher8002 4 жыл бұрын

Corny is the type of person id want with me if i ever got stranded somewhere

@user-do2ev2hr7h 3 жыл бұрын

Most heavy travelers I know eventually learn how to travel light. Corny seems to be making up for them.

@diamondwchamp 2 жыл бұрын

Jim, you forgot alcohol wipes and toilet paper.

@Meiji1868 7 жыл бұрын

I was with the burger towel - I would just the paper bag it came in but same concept. This is hilarious. Apparently Jim has never heard of CVS OR 7-Eleven to get stuff when you forgot/use it up

@TheKrossRoads 6 жыл бұрын

As someone who travels a lot, Jim has some really good advice. You really can't assume there's going to be a 24 hour drug store/gas station/etc. at every podunk little town when you stop. Not only does packing a toiletry bag save money (convenience stores tend to jack up the prices in rural areas), it also assures you that you'll have the exact brand you'll want no matter where you go, and it saves time since you won't have to go trolling around to find and buy things you could easily have brought with you. The same thing applies to food and snacks. Personally, I always load up on a certain brand of potato chips that are only sold in PA. I was born and raised there so it's nice to have them when I'm in Georgia or Washington. It also cuts down on intestinal distress when you eat food that you'd normally eat at home on the road, instead of stopping and eating local food all the time. Nothing will give you the shits quicker than food you're not used to, and you do not want the shits on a road trip.

@wescollins2981 4 жыл бұрын

@@TheKrossRoads are you nuts? If you don't get the ungodly shits on a road trip then you're not having a good time!

@zlinedavid 3 жыл бұрын

Jim used to drive from Podunk, Louisiana to North Bumfuck, Arkansas. Lucky if you found a gas station in-between.

@Violent_Ed_1317 Жыл бұрын

You can tell Corny is a real southerner when he said the first thing he does in a hotel room is turn AC as low as it goes. Never to cold.

@zlinedavid Жыл бұрын

I travel to Texas a lot and this is actually a really good tip, particularly in the summer. Get that room as cold as you can overnight, and it’ll help the a/c keep up during the heat of the day.

@ryanturner8092 3 жыл бұрын

Not all heroes wear capes... Just catching up on all these gems and living in the construction world is similar to the wrestling world constant traveling, constant fast food, hotels, bars etc...

@drunkensailor112 5 жыл бұрын

I need a demonstration video from Cornette on this.

@hokiebuddy 6 жыл бұрын

Omg Jim Cornette is exactly like me. Holy fuck. Haha.

@roberttravers4933 5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like life in the military. LOL, they call it living out of a sea bag... but all military guys know and travel with a hygiene kit, which is similar to Jim’s go bag. It has every thing you need in it!

@marqueesound 6 жыл бұрын

That's actually not a bad idea

@mcomiskey7 5 жыл бұрын

I'd love to see Corny with a beard.

@bryansansone3301 Ай бұрын

Having "go" bags should be common sense. Some clothes, toiletries, etc. Not sure why Brian seemed incredulous at this. Emergencies can happen at any time.

@ricstormwolf 3 жыл бұрын

I never knew Corny has OCD. It all makes sense now!!

@sugartbube 3 жыл бұрын

That's a great idea for someone that is on the road all the time

@matthewgabbard6415 Жыл бұрын

Good god man, you take OCD to new levels haha. Invest in Tylenol PM and bring your cell phone which has the loudest alarm on the planet. However I do bring my own bottle of shampoo