> Be me trying to do my 9 to 5 shift at the bank > Just chilling been a slow day saw one adventurer early > He brought us sharks > Sharks > Nearing the end of my shift > This gal rocks up > Hello ma'am welcome to the Bank of-- > She ignores me > She's poking around the booths looking for a behind the counter entry > Can't find it there isn't one > Does she think we have a safe back here? > Look at my desk > Back at her > She's got a giant wad of paper shes calling it a spreadsheet > Writes down my name > Grabs my hands and tells me I'm a prisoner > Okay.jpg > She leaves > I teleport out and see her sprinting down the road > Godspeed weird girl

this is how a quest gets made.

As someone whose been thinking about this for a very long time now (30 seconds), thank you for shedding some light on this very serious situation.

She's a messiah asking the hard questions no one else will. She's the Friendly Jordies of Runescape fr fr

"I think communists eat money" and "Do rotund men count as people?" are definitely some of the Hannanie quotes of all time.

I think that the bank is some kind of a hive mind mimic, the chest is the organism and the banker is just a vestige, like an anglerfish lure

I remember the whole reason why there was ever more than one banker in the first place was only one player could talk to an npc at a time so they had to have big buildings with a ton of clones. This also applied to quest NPCs, so the Grand Tree had like 5 kings. Now they have those new fangled "bank chests" everywhere taking jobs from hard working enslaved bankers worldwide, SMH.

Hanannie is what happens when you give someone really high a data science degree and a spreadsheet. You get this masterpiece

I remember a Postbag from the Hedge that was a question to the bankers about this; according to the reply, the bankers teleport in and out of position at the end of each shift so quickly you don't notice the changeover. I don't remember if the reply explained why they all have the same hairstyle and colour, though.

when i grow up i want to be an undefinable creature trapped in a bank

The Bank of Gielinor is by far the most powerful organization in RuneScape. Think about it. They had staff in places no other human has ever tread before you unlock it, like Priff, Darkmeyer and ON THE FCKING MOON. That implies the Bank has been around for ages and that the powers that be in these regions some of which are hostile to humans, don't even dare to try to curtail their business. And think of the hoard they keep. Whenever someone dies in RuneScape what do you think happens to their items stashed in their bank? Every legendary hero in RuneScape that passed away, every player that has quit, every hardcore Ironman slain... it all comes back to the Bank.

1:12 I never noticed the fairies twerked until now...

Dude the list of bankers just casually dropping a camel in the middle then getting more unhinged, this is peak. Though idk if you ever got back to the scam guys

Everybody talking about bankers making a profit from banned account's bank but HOLY CRAP how long have we been able to buy bank slots for Hannah?!? I JUST thought about that! That could potentially fund things.

An aside - if you recall when the wise old man robbed the draynor bank, all he got was the money on a banker and the blue party hat. He wasn’t shown actually taking any *items*

Your cult theory unironically makes perfect sense and matches Runescape's tone so well. In a world where sandwich women and talking mailman skulls can teleport around giving away stuff for free, where spontaneous angry mobs can appear out of thin air to attack a miniature hot air balloon then vanish as quickly as they came, it makes perfect sense that banks are just a naturally occurring thing. Neat!

It's simple, when you're a banker you get put on the bank spell book so you can tele in and out of the bank at all times, that way you don't disturb adventurers when you're shift ends

"What is going on with bankers?" Is a question that can get you in trouble.

Jagex hire this lady to write a questline!!! Also, wouldn't you be able to go to the pocket dimension if you just... Put yourself in a bank chest?!

A chest or bank ledge that gives you access to a storage menu for your items whenever you need it in places all over the world: "yeah that's game design for ya" you stick a person to stand next to it with some dialouge: "LORE THEORY" Hanannie back at it again

This is way less crackpot of a theory than I was expecting

"2 lil hot guys" really tickled me

This is now how banking works in my headcannon, thank you for sharing this frankly genius rambling.

Everyone asks “What are the bankers?” and “Who are the bankers?” Never “How are the bankers?” #justiceforthebankers

Each bakers booth opens as a door, it was written in a blog post by Mod Banksy a little over 10 years ago.

I feel bad for using bank chests now :( I stand with the bankers

i wonder where Phials Tiles Aisles Niles Miles Giles and Piles fit into all this...

When you said "two hot guys" I expected two Ryan Gosling bankers to show up

Still less unhinged than the actual lore whenever Bob the Jagex cat is involved. I honestly wonder how J1mmy is going to try to explain the part in Dragon Slayer II where you're doing drugs with a cat so you can fight the monsters in its dream in order to convince it that it's a reincarnation of a guy who lived hundreds of years ago.

Oh my gosh this is one of the best osrs videos in agessss can this pleaseeee be a series??

Sometimes when it's late, I pull up a hanannie video expecting to have a nice relaxing time, and here I am, staring at the ceiling, spread out on the floor, full of nothing but fear. What was the Camel.

And then we never heard of Hanna again. Big banker quietly came and took care of her. Atleast the Draynor bankers had one opportunity to escape during the robbery

i was hoping to see you again in GG season 4 but this will do

So we all know Hanannie is a glutton for punishment. Walking on every single tile, deep dive on all 107 banks, getting the wizard to the GE. When will we have "I cut down every tree in OSRS" video? :D

Wow this is incredible! Something tells me Jagex knows the truth about the pyramids in Egypt too.

you also recruit a guy to work as a banker after repairing a building in the Aid of the Myreque quest. My personal theory is that bankers are an order of wizards that learnt portal magic and for some reason all became beuracrats after doing so.

I remember in the beginning of Runescape I used to right click the banker to bank, was clicking the bank booth an option at that time? This would mean bankers did the banking for you and the portals were not available at the time.

never have i ever needed more lore about bankers.. i must understand their entirety now

"He has been sucked, which I dont know if that revokes his human status" hahaha

I love that you spent like 2/3rds of the video giggling, made the video a fantastic experience. 10/10 would get the giggles again

As someone who recently quit her job as a banker because it felt like a hellscape cult I couldn't escape from, this was especially hilarious to me.

I like to think of them as those weird banker goblins from Harry Potter, they're just born and bred to be bankers.

Raids 4: The Vault of Sophanem Now we can finally steal from the rich!

99% of all gear is banked at any time, and 99% of banks are not open at any time. They're probably selling gear out of people's banks on the GE, then just handing them somebody else's gear that isn't in use at that time.

Sometimes I like to come back to past Hanannie Banannie videos just to see how far her madness has come

Hmm what's this Hanannie video about? Afk crabs? Burnt food tycoon? Oh, it's a deep dive analysis of the banker census lol top job Hannah

If you ever think a video is too stupid for the public, it probably isn't. This is giving major pathway only/lost in translation vibes but with massively improved editing, footage and recording. It's so nice and I'm watching it with the biggest smile. Thanks.❤

think of the chest banks like credit unions, bankers are like traditional banks, and the ge is like a stock exchange. Chest banks are just uninsured.

I love the idea of a banking quest that ends in you fighting the big bad banker boss who just grabs random shit from people's banks like tbows and inquisitors from a pocket dimension. Make that shit feel like when you get rushed in the wildy by the guy doing a 12 item switch n shit.

I'm not sure if this is the insane ramblings of a mad woman or utter genius deduction. Either way I love it!

Banking skill and banking questline when? I wanna be a banker now. Pure banker account, helping people bank their stuff.

If they have made 7.25 an hour since launch how much have they made so far?

It would be so wholesome if jagex did an update where the bankers clocked out and switched once a day with an identical banker.

Idk why I thought this wouldn't be as absolutely unhinged as it is. lol I lost it when the camel came into the picture.

I cannot express how unhinged this content is, I'm here for it

You crafting theories about Gielinor needs to be a series

This is the most schizophrenic OSRS video on the platform. My claim rests entirely on the quote: “the camel blew this whole thing wide open.”

Goddamn it I don’t need this kind of conspiracy to keep me up at night now, next time keep this behind a paywall😂

Was just playing strawberry jam yesterday so when 2:26 started I got VERY confused good music choice

What if the bank desks act like small doors that they are able to push through when their shift ends? Maybe they teleport in and out?

Thanks for this eye-opening research! How they're making profit is pretty straight forward. Your bank screen only shows you a front end interface. So to speak, you only have as many items as you've got in your inventory. Meanwhile, the bank csn comfortably use any ammount of items stored, as long as they are still capable of fulfilling any withdrawal request. So far there has not been a global bank run yet. Therefore: realize your Investments as long as you can!

There is the one pirate that you get fired in the lunar isle quest who then gets a job as a banker and snarks you. He talks about it like it’s a job, but lunar isle is pretty isolated anyhow. Maybe their own sect.

They should have a grandmaster heist-based quest based on getting to the bottom of the banker question.

Hannannie, the Queen of answering the questions no one asked.

Burgh de Rott, the quest to restore it shows the make banker lore that I'm aware of. Also the wise old man heist.

This is basically every game theory video

A possible issue with banks being naturally occurring is that we build 2 of them, the fossil island camp one and the one in burgh de rott.

i never expected to be so invested in runescape bank lore before now

Friendly reminder that Hannah wears a similar blue to the Banking Tutor. She could be part of the Cult...

This is the video where I realized I wasn't already subscribed to Hanannie.

I absolutely love this video. The amount of detail you went through to blow this case wide open pleases me :3

Runescape is hell for irl bankers.

Bruh this game theory episode is wild. "The camel said that." "I think the camel's right!"

This was a master piece im sure the rabbit hole goes deeper, you just exposed a whole industry jagex will sure try to silence you and cover this up

They make money by offering more bank space at a ridiculous price. Banks are practically everywhere to entice you to use them as often as possible which fills your bank space incredibly fast. F2P only have a base 400 slots and Members have 800 and it costs an absurd 888M to add 360 extra spaces (not even half of what you originally start with). Its sold in increments of 40 slots and grows exponentially as you try and pay for more. As more content, and ultimately more items, come into the game, you are incentivized to spend your hard earned dough on some more slots and they have the insider info. You're onto something here...

All adventurers are immortal and unemployed and they know it. That's why you cant take out a loan.

If they're all branches of the Bank of Geilinor, then where's their headquarters?

Hannie could be doing anythng. Hanannie: so uhm bankers

this was very important. thank you for shedding light on this very sensitive subject. very brave

this is why you were just standing around at banks lmao

lol Jagex needs to make a whole quest about bankers

2:49 foot shot wooooooo

This plays like a slow decent into madness

I love how you couldn't keep from laughing the entire time.

Ill remember this in a week and recall it as a fever dream. Fun video!

Bank Camel is the new best NPC

Whenever you see something like that, a wizard did it

Hanannie asking the real question... What the hell did I just watch 🤣

finally, high quality osrs content

in Fremennik Trials Peer the Seer can deposit all of your items supporting that there is portals that some may be able to open but only one way

The chill that just went down my spine..

This is exactly how my brain works 24/7

Damn jagex should pay you to write a quest where we delve deep into the banking cult and find their real purpose and ambitions, they surely relate to cuthbert and his gang

hanannie out here thinking real life bank tellers are cult members because we have atms

Omg… I never thought about that before.

I used to think about this as a kid... Thank you for the deep dive on this. Also, "their clothes are not their skin" just had me dying for some reason.

Oh no. Matt Pat is taking over the hanannie channel

Now I want a whole quest line leading up to a grandmaster bank quest.

This is the hard hitting journalism we need in Gielinor.

In RS3 you go on that quest for the three cabbage brothers and end up in another dimension with 4th wall breaks and one of the areas controls the GE prices via pipes and I think a vault with all the money in there, but you cannot go in there.