Taken from JRE #1403 w/Forrest Galante: • Joe Rogan Experience #...
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@snowboard4244 жыл бұрын
I don’t even take showers anymore. Way too risky. Bull sharks can come out of anywhere
@patriciabee46904 жыл бұрын
We should all be concerned and take precautions from the “Land Shark”.
@snowboard4244 жыл бұрын
patricia Bee I quit drinking so I don’t have to worry about those anymore!
@zzz7zzz94 жыл бұрын
I won't even go out in the rain.
@foofy86044 жыл бұрын
I refuse to sweat
@SeviCGN4 жыл бұрын
cant ever take a shit anymore cuz bullshark trying to bite my ass off
@big-esplayhouse40734 жыл бұрын
Shout out to all the early humans who figured out what things we can and can't eat.
@nardinit4 жыл бұрын
I'd like to meet the first man that gave a woman an orgasm
@chodemckenzie41794 жыл бұрын
Amen, and RIP to our ancestors who got stuck trying the poison berries. Lol
@thedarkside12544 жыл бұрын
And yet our youth are eating fucking tide pods and dying lol
@mohawkvalleyphenomenon29744 жыл бұрын
The old saying WE ALL STAND ON THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS rings so true. I would love to see just one person take a cellphone and duplicate it. Not only that give all of the history of all the components that have gotten us this far and that kind of gives you an idea of how far humanity has come.
@mohawkvalleyphenomenon29744 жыл бұрын
@@nardinit what came first the man or woman? LOL 😂
@kyleb82682 жыл бұрын
"Billy got killed by a shark! Was he surfing!? No, he was plowing a field in Iowa" 😂
@dachunde Жыл бұрын
A little known fact. You can get to the Great Lakes by 17 water routes. You can always use the rivers or the St. Lawrence seaway, or man made canals. There are 15 paths through the canals that are not in use anymore.
@kjbaran4 жыл бұрын
Sharknadoes disperse sharks all over the states all the time.
@dr.lyleevans69154 жыл бұрын
The ones with laser beams on their heads are particularly aggressive
@billjoe46714 жыл бұрын
K B /////really??....u had to bring up that horrid sci-fy channel movie chain featuring Tara Reid????
@soppingwetburgers64934 жыл бұрын
@@billjoe4671 You're fun at parties.
@samiam55574 жыл бұрын
All the time = continuously LOL
@keirfarnum68114 жыл бұрын
Dr. Lyle Evans I’m more worried about the ill tempered, mutated sea bass attacking.
@fallenart15204 жыл бұрын
After he said sharks had shoulders and pecs all I could think of was Street Sharks from the 90’s..
@yeastori4 жыл бұрын
JAWSOME
@fallenart15204 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@elvismtz83874 жыл бұрын
They would destroy the streets with their fins... who repaired the roads? Caused more damage than good! Damn 90’s were great times.
@fallenart15204 жыл бұрын
elvis yes they were indeed
@charris57004 жыл бұрын
One of my good friends when we were kids had a street sharks shirt with a bunch of buff sharks holding surfboards.
@Samurai784203 жыл бұрын
I saw a Bull Shark in a freshwater river, around somewhat coastal North Florida. It was a really long way in from any brackish water, let alone the Gulf. Maybe a hundred miles in. It was huge, and I was in a kayak. Funny thing is that way back then, I had absolutely no idea they could be in freshwater. So at the time it seemed surreal.
@tyler16712 жыл бұрын
Seen one in the Mississippi once
@dakotareid15662 жыл бұрын
Bull sharks are one of the only species that can do fresh and salt water
@williamd.boysen50312 жыл бұрын
Grew up on Sanibel Island in Florida and we used to go to Lake Okeechobee in the middle of the state to water-ski and swim etc... Then in 1989 while fishing on one of our trips to the lake, my Pop's caught an 8-9 ft Bull 🦈 and we never went skiing or swimming there again. Honestly scared the crap outta me thinking we'd just been in the water with that all day and had no idea it was there...😱
@tyler16712 жыл бұрын
@@williamd.boysen5031 in okie???
@williamd.boysen50312 жыл бұрын
@@tyler1671 yes sir, still quite a few in there from what I've heard, seems like they're coming through the locks up the river from both sides of the state but predominantly from the west coast of Florida.
@HarrounDesigns2 жыл бұрын
On 2 separate occasions, people brought red piranha they caught in a river that fed into Lake Erie to our Coast Guard station to see if they should report it. The fish were up to about 10 inches long. Ohio DNR said that someone must have put them in the river and they just survived very well since they didn't have any predators... crazy.
@deepg7084 Жыл бұрын
Back in the day you could mail-order piranhas. When my bro-in-law was a kid in the late 70's/early 80's he mail-ordered some from China. He said by the time he got them, most of them were dead and eaten by the other piranhas, but a few did survive the transit. Then they started growing and he realized his little goldfish tank wasn't going to be big enough. He donated them to a pet shop. I can see how some stupid people would just dump them in a river or lake.
@madtownangler9 ай бұрын
I saw someone catch a piranha in a pond in Denver in the 90's once. It bit through the line and rolled back in the water. Assumed it died in the winter when the pond iced over?
@Payne335 ай бұрын
@@deepg7084lol why not just eat them. I hear they are pretty good
@jeremiahday55564 жыл бұрын
“Sharks in Ohio” sounds like a rippin band name
@zachnies134 жыл бұрын
*Iowa
@matthewspanner62324 жыл бұрын
I keep seeing 11 111 or 11:11 and a lot more than just coincidence ... am I the only one ?
@HealthySkepticism7774 жыл бұрын
@@matthewspanner6232 you're tripping
@cataclisma38464 жыл бұрын
Metalcore has so many names with Sharks and Ohio, surprised no band has that name yet
@c0veredinash3 жыл бұрын
@Joe Barracuda I used to work with a guy named Sio
@NPS17763 жыл бұрын
Ohio bull sharks are dangerous but they are still nothing compared to the Alaskan bull worm
@kadensmith38943 жыл бұрын
I might sound like an idiot but is an Alaskan bull work legitimate, because it sounds like it could.
@trace72523 жыл бұрын
@@kadensmith3894 not gonna hold this against you, but the Alaskan bull worm is from an episode of spongebob 😂😂💪🏼
@kadensmith38943 жыл бұрын
@@trace7252 Ah that’s why I didn’t know what it was I never watched sponge Bob
@Indianaparadise3 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen every episode probably a dozen times and I’m almost 50 😂
@daveconrad65623 жыл бұрын
@@Indianaparadise you are our only hope!
@muggin4life Жыл бұрын
This is probably joes favorite guest
@wika1117 Жыл бұрын
Mine too
@MrMoles01 Жыл бұрын
Who is it?
@wika1117 Жыл бұрын
@@MrMoles01 Forrest Galante is his name
@mikec5400 Жыл бұрын
Forrest should be on every 2 months dude is an endless source of learning and entertainment
@donaldhillesheim69784 жыл бұрын
Joe trying to get that bull shark Testosterone injection.
@dco10194 жыл бұрын
Get me some of that B.S.T.R.T.
@rcook78394 жыл бұрын
Move over Charlie, tiger blood is so last century... lol
@eddieshields75964 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@moosestubbings18534 жыл бұрын
Charlie sheen loves tiger blood Maybe he'll like shark testosterone also
@Nyle13374 жыл бұрын
GTA V
@stcannoli98954 жыл бұрын
i wish he would have Jeremy Wade on here to talk about weird fish.
@skimpydoughcarl89664 жыл бұрын
Yeah that would be a great episode
@RiggidyDiggidyRaw4 жыл бұрын
That was one of the last legit shows on animal planet. Idk if it's still on the air tho
@stcannoli98954 жыл бұрын
No it ended a year or two ago
@jeesusmeesuss52474 жыл бұрын
River Monsters got a KZfaq page
@math93814 жыл бұрын
The great exaggerator
@GhostDrummer2 жыл бұрын
I caught a 4 foot sturgeon once and it took me 45 minutes to bring it to the surface. I almost dropped the rod when that thing came out of the water. I had only seen pictures at the time and the pictures do not do those creatures justice. They are some of the scariest looking things I’ve seen in a river before.
@jenniferdennis6465 Жыл бұрын
They are terrifying!
@nugsymalone12478 ай бұрын
Thats pretty good timing. Took me a half hour to pull in a 2 foot carp out of a river once, 45 for a 4 foot sturgeon is impressive. I guess depending on the rig you used
@TheOtherBradBird2 жыл бұрын
As a native Iowan, the delivery at 3:18 has my complete approval. This is how everyone should say Iowa, as though the most shocking aspect of any story is that Iowa was somehow relevant to the conversation.
@howdyneighbors43964 жыл бұрын
Smoke pot, get paid to talk about everything with everyone, hire me
@davidherman34224 жыл бұрын
Hired
@youngchubby77644 жыл бұрын
Joe really lives a great life Lol
@acrophobia80214 жыл бұрын
Hegelian Dialectic relax you diabetic.
@johnnyaingel57534 жыл бұрын
TRUTH EXACTLY
@robertayoder20634 жыл бұрын
No shit
@christopherrivas44034 жыл бұрын
Joe heard him say Testosterone and got a chubby
@johnbasch99034 жыл бұрын
Christopher Rivas you heard him say testosterone and thought about dicks
@kellybarthel80604 жыл бұрын
Great lakes only connect via st Lawrence seaway? So not up rivers. But how do they swim up Niagara falls? Also missippi does not connect to great lakes. Great experts.
@upgradedeggaroll4 жыл бұрын
@@kellybarthel8060 Joe and Jamie do not claim to be wildlife experts, can't say the same for the guest but even his description on Google is "adventurer and television personality" who specializes in endangered animals.
@kellybarthel80604 жыл бұрын
@@upgradedeggaroll yup regardless I an not a wildlife expert or geography expert, but takes very little to realize alot of what they said is bs, due to too much smoke!!
@lastEvergreen4 жыл бұрын
Bull Shark Testosterone Brucie
@jordanw.97Ай бұрын
Video about Bull Sharks in Lake Michigan: Joe Rogan: I gotta find a way to change the subject to bears
@pinkdiamonds913711 ай бұрын
No matter what the subject, JR will always link it back to bears 🤣
@bobbybrown52173 жыл бұрын
The first guy who got the hiccup must've been f*ucking scared... "Will this ever stop, what the hell is wrong with me??"
@robmoreno25993 жыл бұрын
WITCH!
@vindicati37693 жыл бұрын
@@robmoreno2599 Kill me!
@michaelfitzgerald63413 жыл бұрын
But only the first guy... every other human being on the planet since has just automatically known right away for some reason lol
@Julebstube3 жыл бұрын
Probably happened to him as a baby, he got used to it and did not wonder that much later. Just like every one else
@Johnnyrocks343 жыл бұрын
What about first shit? Thats fucked
@redsledgeblu52344 жыл бұрын
Imagine if a bear snatches a salmon, turn around to deeper waters and immediately gets slagged by a bull shark. That would be a trip to see.
@fuckgoogle70904 жыл бұрын
Like giant VS dragon in Skyrim
@spikeannoyed4 жыл бұрын
I come to joe rogan videos for these type of comments
@smackinthemouth93924 жыл бұрын
I think the bear would win
@jaredw50594 жыл бұрын
Smack In The Mouth I got $100 on the shaaaahk $100 on the shaaaaahk
@joaquinpaul39124 жыл бұрын
Haha I was legit imagining that exact same scenario as they were talking about it😂😂. Btw I think the bear would win
@garman19662 жыл бұрын
Actually the salmon fertilize the whole forested watershed when bears take the fish into the woods, only eat the brains, and leave the rest for the flies etc and rot. It's basically the mechanism that brings nitrogen to the trees, and without that extra nitrogen from the salmon the trees will be deficient.
@Bikosiolii2 жыл бұрын
Yoooo wtf I never knew that
@dustinpomeroy88172 жыл бұрын
We have trees here,there are no salmon or bears
@marcusantoninus18388 ай бұрын
That is a load of shit
@funkogalleries83423 жыл бұрын
According to google ; The water temperature in the Great Lakes is far too cold for most sharks (including the Bull Shark). Even if it managed to make it through the summer months, our frigid winters would turn it into a “sharksicle” in no time. It might even suffer from frostbite.
@rltw2753 Жыл бұрын
This episode is b.s there has never been a shark sighting in the Great Lakes just a dead one stuck to a freighter
@bastianrivero4 жыл бұрын
Sharknado is a documentary
@celticbarry98774 жыл бұрын
Some believe it is a hoax like the moon landing
@BenDoverII4 жыл бұрын
The way I understand it...Armageddon was one as well...Massive Government coverup!!!
@angryasianwaitercineplex53734 жыл бұрын
...yer moms in it
@aarondelltify4 жыл бұрын
Sharks in Ohio sounds like a band.
@donguapo78624 жыл бұрын
Formally known as mouse rat
@Notmyname-co5sc4 жыл бұрын
Oshark mountain daredevils
@longdongsilver97144 жыл бұрын
Don Guapo currently known as rat mouse
@bryanp8010 Жыл бұрын
So the Jaws story- I grew up there. The shark went up into the Matawan river. My friends dad worked nights at the matawan library cleaning and they had old videos we’d watch. We came across a shark video and turned out it was a town’s history video you’d never see on tv but it was awesome. I actually followed the sharks path one day on a little John boat from the bay into the river. It gets really tight and the shark must have swam through a small under street drain tunnel I barely got the boat through. Anyway, the water is brackish throughout that whole area. After those attacks I don’t think I ever seen anyone ever swim in that water. Kids used to I heard but not while I was growing up. Besides, the water turned a weird green color and everything thought it was toxic
@patrick0333311 ай бұрын
Joe went from sharks to bears his favorite animal 😂
@baytom954 жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing a bear catching a salmon then a bull shark catching the bear
@lobsterairsoft4994 жыл бұрын
And a silverback gorilla headlocks the bear
@eldertoguro14 жыл бұрын
Borat Sagdiyev a bear would slaughter a gorilla
@crimsonstripes4 жыл бұрын
@@eldertoguro1 Not if the gorilla learned how to perform a headlock from Joe Rogan when Joe made a psychic connection with it on a DMT trip.
@fobbitoperator36204 жыл бұрын
Then Bubba Jake catching the bull shark!
@theblake53564 жыл бұрын
It would be the Bear catching and killing the Shark
@metamorphicorder4 жыл бұрын
Never thought of a shark having shoulders before. Kinda odd.
@JonnyQuest644 жыл бұрын
Lol get that weird Arnold Schwarzenegger shark vibe too?
@JimJones-sb3tu4 жыл бұрын
Street Sharks!!!
@Joe-ki2xx4 жыл бұрын
Sharks getting busted for peds
@SouperScope4 жыл бұрын
You never seen street sharks?
@Dlck.C.Normous4 жыл бұрын
@@Joe-ki2xx lol
@tyo68483 жыл бұрын
"My friends John... and Jen" I thought Joe was about to talk about how his friends John got bit off by a sturgen 😂
@Dylan-fh9ls5 ай бұрын
I love how while talking about sharks Joe still is thinking about Bears. 😂
@rhythemandpoetry4 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan "what was the first salmon thinking when he was jumping up rocks" Salmon "I cant wait to get laid"
@judsonsweany22834 жыл бұрын
Abhinandan Banerjee 📠📠📠📠
@edwinbetancourt39584 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@josephlittlefield23134 жыл бұрын
Females lay eggs that the males later fertilize. No one gets laid.
@DonnieDin4 жыл бұрын
Joseph Littlefield oh good, the person who takes the joke seriously is here.
@josephlittlefield23134 жыл бұрын
Adam Nixdorf comedy isn’t funny if it’s based on a flawed premise. Sorry that I have a brain
@inthefade4 жыл бұрын
People have finally noticed all the work I've done over the years moving these sharks around.
@gageoconnor94383 жыл бұрын
Thanks homie 🙏🏻
@Sesh.3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@user-sz2kl3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@rvaugh2303 жыл бұрын
@@user-sz2kl underrated copied reply.
@marcusaurelius70393 жыл бұрын
Thanks Johnny Appleshark!
@Eclipse1988 Жыл бұрын
"He was piling corn and got killed by a shark" lmfaoo
@spencerramsey7685 Жыл бұрын
I’m a professional spear fishermen in the Florida Keys. I gotta say Bull Sharks are one of the easiest sharks to deal with underwater. You know they are going to be aggressive and approach you. They honestly don’t know what to do when you fight them back. They might be dangerous, but they surely don’t like when you fight them back with long pointy sticks.
@ewaldsteven4 жыл бұрын
Joe: "Sharks in great lakes? That's crazy man. Have you ever tried DMT?"
@bowlofcinder4824 жыл бұрын
Steven Ewald dead meme
@ewaldsteven4 жыл бұрын
@@bowlofcinder482 wow, that's crazy man. Are you struggling as a professional comedian in times like these?
@bowlofcinder4824 жыл бұрын
Steven Ewald I’m not the one trying to get laughs from a dead meme, did you come up with that on your own or did you get help from your mommy?
@ewaldsteven4 жыл бұрын
Okay we’ll let the people decide. Does anyone find this man remotely funny?
@brendang84614 жыл бұрын
Steven Ewald i do not
@happychappy19744 жыл бұрын
Joe" what's a salmon thinking" Rogan
@germanrud99044 жыл бұрын
Give em DMT see what happens
@swerks1974 жыл бұрын
Winston Leg-Thigh funny asf😂😂😂😂🥺🥺
@iamarbiter64694 жыл бұрын
Yeah hes an idiot
@skorpion39934 жыл бұрын
Happy Chappy That’s one of the best ones I’ve heard 😂😂😂
@rodom91953 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@teet-zi8ks Жыл бұрын
I love JR. We are both Leos. Our quest and thirst for facts is crazy.
@ajkalwaysneedsmoreinfo.5762 жыл бұрын
Yep I wake up at the crack of noon go outside make sure there's no corn growin... 'Brian Regan'
@aidans45884 жыл бұрын
Bruh this title made me click because I need to know now
@timrachuba58154 жыл бұрын
Lmao same
@aidans45884 жыл бұрын
Tim Rachuba I’m so lit and it’s still f*cking me up that those sharks are just roided tf out
@T0YCHEST4 жыл бұрын
I live in Michigan im surrounded
@davemccombs4 жыл бұрын
Pretty easy to Google it. No, there aren't sharks in the great lakes. It's the wrong type of water, for starters. Additional source, I live there.
@TacticalReaper564 жыл бұрын
@@davemccombs same
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm47084 жыл бұрын
Shout out to sharks man. They evolved like over 100 million years ago and then were like “Aight, we good”
@unbalancedlibra97884 жыл бұрын
Makes you wonder.... did Epstein REALLY kill himself? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? The world may never know
@iamvros92264 жыл бұрын
Go Giants
@alpham3604 жыл бұрын
EternalWinter Or Carmen Sandiego
@shAmbuO6684 жыл бұрын
My old books in the 70's said 400 Billion. I need to get an updated book on sharks.
@Kevin-yp7yk4 жыл бұрын
Theyre pretty much perfect now, its the optimal design
@graffics76652 жыл бұрын
Growing up in the city there were A LOT of mud sharks... and I'm far from any salt water.
@ryanrichardson735 Жыл бұрын
Joe always finds a way to bring up bears
@iamcropsey4 жыл бұрын
I’m from Kelowna, BC and we are known for having a sea creature called the “Ogopogo” there’s statues in town and tons of lore surrounding the animal. The name comes from the natives who originally resided in Kelowna. Our lakes are filled with giant sturgeon and it’s pretty commonly known that, that’s what the ogopogo really is. But still every few years we have someone come forward claiming they have footage of the “dinosaur”. I’ll admit it was super fun to grow up around though. There’s a story about the Ogopogo allegedly saving a school bus of children who ended up adrift when our old floating bridge was said to break apart. There’s absolutely no fact behind this story but it was a huge part of my childhood
@zackmckenzie1284 жыл бұрын
kayla ellis the statue in my park is my favourite
@NestoFiveThousand4 жыл бұрын
I remember hearing that story about the Ogopogo when I was a kid, had totally forgotten about it until now.
@ForbiddenFish4 жыл бұрын
Stories and experiences like these are the best.
@frizzybob4 жыл бұрын
what's ur snapchat
@iamcropsey4 жыл бұрын
filmmetoo wassupppp, I love the koots I really want to move there sometimes soon
@enemigo50564 жыл бұрын
I always wondered who invented surfing. To see a wave and be like,"I'm riding that shit"
@sonoftheway35284 жыл бұрын
some Hawaiians I think
@oxyrisin4 жыл бұрын
Polynesian’s are mostly credited w ‘inventing’ surfing.
@HejLala4 жыл бұрын
Someone on a raft probably thought about it first
@larrypaul24624 жыл бұрын
Dolphins, humans copied them.
@ginacarrano50yearsago154 жыл бұрын
They probably got the idea when they noticed the waves would push the canoes and saw the Canoe would ride the wave.
@mattfrenden10007 ай бұрын
Man the only water I bathe in is coming from my bathroom🤣
@Blue_Collar_Colonizer_1776 Жыл бұрын
I had a bull shark attack a stringer full of largemouth bass I had tied to my kayak seat about 15 miles up a fresh water creek off a river from the Gulf of Mexico. The fish started acting funny so I immediately thought it was a gator fixing to have a go at them. I've seen plenty in this area 13+ feet so I always kept a firearm strapped to my chest when I'm kayak fishing. So I was reaching for my gun while simultaneously reaching in the water for my stringer to try to pull them into my boat. When my hand hit the water to grab the stringer a bull shark about 6 ft long swam from under my kayak from left to right and started attacking the bass. Since the stringer was tied to my seat it was pretty intense for about 10 seconds. I still think if my hand would have been in the water 2 seconds sooner it may have went for it instead of the fish. If my fingers were open I could have touched it's back. It made such a commotion that a boat that passed me while they were fishing came back around the bend because they thought I got close to a gator nest or something and was in trouble. Still have pictures of the bass that were bit in half. Fuckin excellent experience. If your into getting your blood flowing 9/10 would recommend.
@frazzo5873 Жыл бұрын
The Story gave me goosebumps
@RandoGringo4 жыл бұрын
"If you get killed by a shark in Ohio you were suppose to die" Dude you comment about made me pass out laughing. Thank you for that lmfao Posting it here because of almost 200+ replies later....
@zachnies134 жыл бұрын
*Iowa
@mikehawk71414 жыл бұрын
English plz
@maryh34704 жыл бұрын
I was cracking up at that too especially being a bit north in Michigan
@MrFosterj3 жыл бұрын
@@zachnies13 why does everyone think Iowa is just cornfields? There's beans too. No but seriously Iowa has some of the most beautiful forests rivers hills that any state would have.
@backwardsbrain22553 жыл бұрын
Bro that ain’t how KZfaq comments work
@MopLobster4 жыл бұрын
I've never watched so many jre clips. I need to just watch this episode.
@tzm-134 жыл бұрын
Feeling the exact same way these animal conversations are great
@jeremysantos97664 жыл бұрын
Right me too if we see all the clips did we see the whole podcast? no
@jakefelty4 жыл бұрын
I have a rule of 3 on that. Liked at least 3 clips? Add to your podcast queue now!
@gurjastoor93034 жыл бұрын
Go watch the other one with this guy on it
@sonoftheway35284 жыл бұрын
it just sucks that this guy is so full of shit. bull sharks have never been confirmed to be a the great lakes. its just an urban legend
@D-Rock4202 жыл бұрын
"who was the first guy to....." Ryan George be like "hold my beer, eh?"
@nsaad3048 Жыл бұрын
The second he mentions bull shark testosterone levels, Joe just perks tf up. 😄😄😄
@tannerannichiarico72554 жыл бұрын
They've even found sharks in California. Joe: CALIFORNIA??!!
@thestraydog4 жыл бұрын
"Sharks?! In the OCEAN?! Wowww..."
@DonnieDin4 жыл бұрын
Were they on DMT?
@j.m.s_32854 жыл бұрын
That's BANANAS!
@TOADALLY1234 жыл бұрын
Adam Nixdorf it’s entirely possible
@Jfran-nj3dz4 жыл бұрын
OHIO?!?!
@goonbelly58413 жыл бұрын
Shark in Iowa : "I Knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque"
@thecrunchybunch64853 жыл бұрын
Wasn't expecting a Looney Toons reference here, but it's very much welcome.
@joshorourke3 жыл бұрын
That was fake news
@larrywexner41633 жыл бұрын
@@thecrunchybunch6485 oh was it looney? always thought it was simpsons but i guess it was a reference in that show.
@ctighe41392 жыл бұрын
Dude I live in minnesota and was born in Michigan, I think Iowa would be too boring for me being a Midwesterner. Like there is absolutely nothing in that state
@mattfrenden10007 ай бұрын
The big sturgeons look like they could come from behind when you're swimming and swallow you whole feet first in 1 second🤣
@thefourth8573 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: a sturgeon can flex its stomach muscles to make it like a suction cup, pinning it to river bottoms. A fantastic Evolution tactic to conserve energy from fighting the current
@user-sh8nh8vc4c4 жыл бұрын
At some point in time a shark and a bear fought to the death.
@Colbzz4 жыл бұрын
Tony no....no I don’t think that happened.
@Heddan19924 жыл бұрын
@@alpine8186 nothin to wonder about. Sharks cannot fight in land;)
@JohnJ-fj2xe4 жыл бұрын
I'd bet on that firght. Put me down for a fin on the shark.
@roboactive4 жыл бұрын
@BxxDxx Hoodoo What 5th grade factors?
@DonnieDin4 жыл бұрын
For sure. In the history of the world, it’s definitely happened. I just wanna know what happens.
@obornyi24074 жыл бұрын
imagine someone tried bushbeans raw, died, and another one: hmm let me cook it 5 min and try it again
@jackhorvat79794 жыл бұрын
Eric Haschke kidney beans are the same. You’ll die if you don’t heat them to a high enough temp
@LeftyRiffsGuitars4 жыл бұрын
@@jackhorvat7979 lol you won't die for crying out loud. Maybe in very extremely rare cases where some dumbass keeps eating raw kidney beans over and over and over but you'd be puking so much after the first batch you wouldn't be able to eat more. There hasn't been a single human death from them. Not saying it can't happen but you make it sound like a guarantee lol
@jasonfischer8744 жыл бұрын
Same with peanuts even.
@davidherman34224 жыл бұрын
Cashes grow on the end of an apple believe it or not
@davidherman34224 жыл бұрын
Cashews*
@revengewrld999 Жыл бұрын
i rly read "Are there lakes in America's great sharks" at first lmao
@londondavidson46782 жыл бұрын
jre please do more natural podcasts concerning topics like these
@rhelferstay4 жыл бұрын
When Joe said, "Nature will find a way", did anyone else hear Jeff Goldblum in their head saying "Life will ummmm... find a way..."
@Grease74 жыл бұрын
Ya. Life always finds a way.
@AuburnTigers1114 жыл бұрын
Well...There it is.
@Uncle-Cookoo4 жыл бұрын
Clever girl...
@Dsmwarrior19964 жыл бұрын
I did right there lol
@scabcrawler6324 жыл бұрын
That is one big pile of 💩💩
@dazhibernian4 жыл бұрын
Im staying clear of bottled water now. Bull sharks be pouncing out at you when you remove the cap.
@fbodyguy464 жыл бұрын
They're always ready
@americaislost55074 жыл бұрын
Omg!! Lol..and this whole time I just thought i was biting my tongue! Damn you Purina!!!!!
@Supernaut4134 жыл бұрын
No cap
@privatetrash28104 жыл бұрын
Damn Clash.
@diogosimoes3618 Жыл бұрын
Bruh even Sharks in Ohio now 💀
@jarodmorris611 Жыл бұрын
The first guy that thought, "Let's go get some of that honey!" didn't get any. He was killed by the bees. His friend with him got the honey.
@dannnyboyyyyy78774 жыл бұрын
2:34 he perfectly described juiced up italians in new jersey
@app3694 жыл бұрын
"They even found them up there in Illinois"
@greischwitz4 жыл бұрын
@John Griffith yup
@Krooksbane4 жыл бұрын
John Griffith THANK YOU
@buzzardneckseahag4 жыл бұрын
W M I am laughing so hard at your comment I’m almost unable to breathe
@itszag14854 жыл бұрын
In Australia they are everywhere in the lakes and rivers one time I was water skiing then an hour later fishing right near where we waterskiid and caught two bullsharks
@atomictire5764 жыл бұрын
Its Zag bold
@itszag14854 жыл бұрын
@@atomictire576 and the beautiful
@ssstringer4 жыл бұрын
Bullllshiiit
@itszag14854 жыл бұрын
@Natty Fatty Powerlifting fuck no it wasn't normal at the time I was like "cunnttt I was just in the water beforehand"
@itszag14854 жыл бұрын
@@ssstringer ok dad
@Hemingway3082 ай бұрын
I believe the early 20th century shark attacks that inspired "Jaws" was in fact a Great White that swam up river and made several attacks.
@rgaud82 ай бұрын
Bull shark in NJ swimming up a river.
@alleycat6162 ай бұрын
It’s disputed could have been either
@mannycheese11662 ай бұрын
@@rgaud8 Most likely a White shark
@alfredstimoli2590Ай бұрын
Also Matawan Creek was tidal and the attacks occurred only 11 miles inland. Matawan Creek was deep and wide, ships up to 120ft long would go up it to unload their cargo at the docks.
@Heller10308510 күн бұрын
@@alfredstimoli2590worst part about that story is that sea captain who was crossing a bridge and saw the shark in the river and tried to warn everyone but no one believed him
@aaronlovell6026 Жыл бұрын
I caught a sturgeon completely by accident. I had no idea what it was. It was massive and had heavy plates on its back like a dinosaur. It scared me to death. I cut the line and told everyone that it was a prehistoric fish. Everyone laughed at me and said it was a sturgeon. I was the only one that didn't know about them. I'll stick to small mouth bass.
@khure7114 жыл бұрын
The salmon joe was talking about was the largest species of salmon that went extinct. Those salmon would migrate all the way up through Spokane Washington. You can find pictures back in the 1910’s of 4 foot long salmon. These are the Salmon that the Spokane Indian tribe use to catch and use for trade with the neighboring tribes such as the the Colville, Chewelah, and Kalispel Tribes. It truly a travesty what happened to those Salmon.
@chrishandsome42674 жыл бұрын
Dang man you seem to know a lot about salmon
@inthefade4 жыл бұрын
@@chrishandsome4267 I want to know more.
@jeepersjava4 жыл бұрын
We are the virus 😔
@andyfletcher35614 жыл бұрын
I saw plenty of salmon that size on Issaquah Creek in the late 60's early 70's. They would be so huge and so thick together you could damn near walk across the creek on their backs. The Chinook(or King) salmon is not extinct though they probably can't reach to Spokane anymore. My paternal grandfather tied into a Chinook that was all of 3 foot long one late August day on the Cowlitz while we were fishing for Harvest Trout(sea run cutthroat). He was using a fly rod with a light tippet and the salmon was either early or late(been a long time) so he wasn't expecting it. Fought it for nearly an hour before it broke off right at the bank. My mother landed an 80 pounder but that was in the ocean out of Westport, and also early 60's.
@khure7114 жыл бұрын
Andy Fletcher yeah there has been a lot of effort from the Colville tribe in restoring the Chinook to the upper Columbia River. But as I stated those chinook that did migrate all the way up the Columbia did go extinct when their spawning grounds were blocked by dams. That’s a cool story you told, I wish I could land a 3 foot Salmon. Would be the catch of a lifetime. Also I left a link on some history and what the Colville tribe is trying to do. There are some cool pictures in there as well of those Salmon. spokanehistorical.org/items/show/432
@UnderwaterAlexJones4 жыл бұрын
>they have the highest testosterone of any shark And now we know where Rockstar got the idea for BST.
@WayStedYou4 жыл бұрын
From people actually selling it in the first place probably.
Be careful, I heard that stuff gives you funny balls.
@ThePdog3k Жыл бұрын
for anyone curious, bull sharks are not catadromous as stated but are diadromous.
@lucasdragan3032 жыл бұрын
I don't usually comment on KZfaq. This last summer, I was paddleboarding in the Detroit river between the bell Isle beach and the bell Isle bridge, quite a distance from people. Saw a blatant dorsal fin go above the water for about 5 seconds before descending back down. Thought it might have been a sturgeon, looked it up and they don't have dorsal fins. Now I finally know that it was in fact a bullshark
@Makai773 жыл бұрын
Joe- "I'm considering switching from Elk meat to Bull shark"
@tonyl14833 жыл бұрын
Stick to bullshit, you’re better at it!😂
@matildastanford70193 жыл бұрын
Bull shark actually tastes quite good. It's the fight to land them that's the trick.
@DB-mw3sb4 жыл бұрын
I caught a 7'4" sturgeon a few years ago - the guide estimated it at 150 years old. We had to go to a sand bank to measure, tag, and release. It took about 45 minutes to land.
@idab68644 жыл бұрын
What's the point if you're just releasing it?
@ChefofWar334 жыл бұрын
@@idab6864 its fun
@Iheartdgd4 жыл бұрын
me me practice and a good time
@idab68644 жыл бұрын
@@Iheartdgd what if some alien just hooked you through the cheek and whipped you around for a few hours then let you go for "fun". It would suck.
@Iheartdgd4 жыл бұрын
me me Hahahaha yeah, that would suck.
@curtcoeurdelion2 ай бұрын
I‘m more concerned about sharks in America‘s small lakes.
@thefrase78842 ай бұрын
Now I’m afraid to sit on a toilet. Small lakes would have to be intentionally put there. The Mississippi River connects to the Illinois river which leads into Lake Michigan which connects with all the other Great Lakes through a series of canals that large sharks can get thru quite easily. It’s incredible that it does happen at times. But as far as a freshwater lake in the middle of a state with absolutely no connection to anything a shark there would have to be intentionally put there.
@allmyfavs31112 жыл бұрын
As I sit in my cottage overlooking Lake Michigan, I cannot believe the number of whale and shark sightings! LMAO
@rg98104 жыл бұрын
Life...uh uh..finds a way
@IgnatiusCheese4 жыл бұрын
Well there it is
@keithjackson68654 жыл бұрын
Classic
@niks9834 жыл бұрын
Lol Jeff Jurassic Park
@kauaicouple4 жыл бұрын
Thats how it starts..first theres "ooohing and aaahing" , the there's "running and screaming"
@TenThumbsProductions4 жыл бұрын
Got the stutter and everything
@xxxxOS4 жыл бұрын
Who ever figured out how to make bread is as important as the person who figured out fire, in my opinion. What an amazing discovery that would have been. Imagine smelling the first fresh loaf of bread? Magical lol
@rogerweiner56514 жыл бұрын
i just got higher by reading that
@xxxxOS4 жыл бұрын
@@rogerweiner5651 I was really high when I wrote that, and hungry. Still am.
@billybobjoe1984 жыл бұрын
Just so you know, the "person" who figured out fire wasn't even a person. We've got pre-human archeological evidence of camp fires. Homo Habilus was doing that shit over a million years ago. Neanderthals were building camp fires, making stone tools, weaving fabrics. They painted and played music. Humans weren't the only intelligent life on this planet. A lot of our "technologies" were prehuman.
@xxxxOS4 жыл бұрын
@@billybobjoe198 I'm aware. It was a joke. By 'person' I meant, not a frog or sabertooth tiger. Someone or some group had to have been 'the first', however. Even if there was pockets of them figuring it out at the same time. If I had a time machine I'd go back to the first group who figured it out, it would be amazing to see their faces, same with fire.
@B.V.Luminous3 жыл бұрын
I just want to know if we can make pancakes out of any part of the maple tree... is there a part that can be made into flour? The important questions in life.
@SaucyTacos20012 жыл бұрын
the answer to literally both of those first questions about honey and caviar is just early humans watching bears
@oldhillbillybuckkowalski Жыл бұрын
There is a freshwater breeding population of bull sharks in a river/lake in Australia that have been cut off from the ocean since the 50s when a dam was built.
@phukit54563 жыл бұрын
The only sharks I ever ran into from Illinois, were pool sharks. But later on they were found in Lake Michigan wearing cement shoes.
@foreveryactionthereisacons16833 жыл бұрын
😆😆😁
@lionelhutz51373 жыл бұрын
Fuh get about it
@sweetsour44593 жыл бұрын
Good ass comment
@williamd.boysen50312 жыл бұрын
😎💯😆🤣😂
@shermachomanscares44062 жыл бұрын
There was a bull shark discovered around Dubuque a few years ago in the Mississippi River
@bushpilot2234 жыл бұрын
I caught a sturgeon on the Snake River just a few miles from my house down here in southern Idaho. It was among one of the most amazing experiences I've ever had. It took nearly an hour to reel that bad boy in.... And he was bigger than I was! Truly a magnificent creature. It's pretty amazing how calm that fish was when I reeled it in, it was very easy to unhook it, and it gracefully just swam away. I will never forget that day.
@TDR854 жыл бұрын
Nice, man.
@Anonymous-ux3tu4 жыл бұрын
Were you out at sean falls?
@Anonymous-ux3tu4 жыл бұрын
Swan Falls.
@bushpilot2234 жыл бұрын
@@Anonymous-ux3tu I'll tell you that you're wrong, but I'm not telling you anything else. It's a secret spot, you have to hike in about a mile to get to it.
@hallejerry16344 жыл бұрын
Thanks for putting it back bro.
@jameswood35412 жыл бұрын
I think Joe is referring to the Matawan Creek 1916 attack, specaluation is that it was actually a baby Great White Shark that was causing the attacks. Because a baby Great White was indeed caught and the attacks suddenly stopped.
@sleepyproduction71663 жыл бұрын
You know, after swimming in the Ohio river, I’m not at all surprised there were sharks. From trash, to bodies, the Ohio river has it all.
@lilacsunshine30442 жыл бұрын
there are sharks in the OR?
@adamhill83584 жыл бұрын
Anyone says anything: Joe: I’ve heard of that
@billyparr39014 жыл бұрын
He be googling like crazy
@nickleoni15234 жыл бұрын
I've a mate and he has also heard of that
@estevanangel99904 жыл бұрын
Yeah I’ve heard about that too, so crazy
@yewtree84 жыл бұрын
With over 1500+, 2 hour+ conversations with varying people it doesn't really surprise me
@mrkennedeeesk4 жыл бұрын
But he’s actually heard of it though is the crazy part. Plus he’s 50 so I mean old people know stuff 🤷🏾♂️
@Reaperherpderp4 жыл бұрын
Joe “nature finds a way” Rogan
@josh478074 жыл бұрын
3:48
@hp54694 жыл бұрын
A goldblum quote
@chabumba32944 жыл бұрын
Reaperherpderp as I was reading this he said it lol
@michaeldiamond27552 жыл бұрын
I live in Ohio. I've always told people I'm afraid to swim in the rivers because of sharks and they would act like I was ridiculous. #justified.
@sspsp654516 күн бұрын
We raise sturgeon at my job. They are indeed prehistoric. We raise them for conservation purposes. If you catch a breeding age sturgeon please put it back. They’re dying out due to hydro dams, and we’re trying to bring their numbers up. They’re beautiful and amazing creatures, let’s try to keep them around for the next generation.
@concore98294 жыл бұрын
He's says the North America lake monsters and the first one he listed was Scottish😂
@chrisseger23464 жыл бұрын
I think his point is that we, as Americans, tend to believe these tall tales, regardless of origin. But yeah, he was a bit off on that one lol.
@concore98294 жыл бұрын
@@chrisseger2346 yeah completely agree
@deathwarrent84654 жыл бұрын
I'm sure eddie bravo is out looking for nessy in lake Tahoe right now😂
@concore98294 жыл бұрын
@@deathwarrent8465 As if he hasn't already checked 😂
@PrOBOY2513 жыл бұрын
Was used as an example. Re listen
@mafemartinez22354 жыл бұрын
bull sharks can live in freshwater & saltwater. wouldn't be surprised if there are bullsharks . . . (btw, thanks river monsters !).
@davemccombs4 жыл бұрын
Even they wouldn't be able to survive in the Great Lakes, though. There's no sharks there, lol.
@getchasome62304 жыл бұрын
Someone else brought up the temps of the great lakes. Sharks are tropical fish, they need warmer water. That said it's been proven (by river monsters) that there are bullsharks in the ohio river.
@bvsteel9904 жыл бұрын
Rivers and lakes aren’t same thing
@mafemartinez22354 жыл бұрын
@@getchasome6230 hmmmm sharks are found in the pacific and in alaska.....
@elonsalienbaby46934 жыл бұрын
@@getchasome6230 Dude what part of the Ohio river? I live right on one of the bends, I dont ever get in the water because its quite literally toxic.
@SmokeRingsPipeDreams2 жыл бұрын
"What was the first salmon thinking ..... " ROTFLMAO!!!
@oscaradams21402 жыл бұрын
y’all should talk about how salmon get back up to their original place of birth. They use a thing called a salmon cannon where people will put salmon in a tube and push them up to their original birth place
@powerofdvd54764 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan - Imagine the untested power of a bull shark in the ring.
@robwright12864 жыл бұрын
*Get that fucker in the Octagon*
@waynedpain20234 жыл бұрын
Chimp v shark
@geedee12643 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan wants the Sharks supplier
@russelltheone69693 жыл бұрын
Sharks in Ohio.... Sounds like a single mothers club.
@fl30822 жыл бұрын
Yes. Fishermen caught five foot long Bull sharks in Alton IL back in the 1920s. That's like 800+ miles up the Mississippi River.
@GTX11232 жыл бұрын
A buddy of mine does ring / jewelry recovery using metal detectors all over the DC-Baltimore area. He does underwater searches at the shoreline of the beach, Chesapeake Bay, rivers, marinas etc. We're both open water certified for scuba so sometimes he wants me to help him w underwater searches in murky water in shoreline areas in either the bay or in attached rivers. No thanks. If I'm going to die from a bull shark attack, I at least want to see it coming.
@crazydog82874 жыл бұрын
Lol.....this sounds like a stoner conversation. Dude...can you imagine being the first man to decide to eat honey??? Nah man....but can you imagine being the first guy to eat sturgeon eggs??? Awe mannnn nooooo.....pregnant pause....duuuuuude did I ever tell you my uncle was eaten by a shark In Lake Michigan???? Duuuuude nooooooo.....gnarly. Both stare at ceiling now thinking of nothing....
@patrickvangelder17844 жыл бұрын
You clearly never smoked a doobie.
@nbadraft084 жыл бұрын
“I’m not curious about anything.” -you
@patrickvangelder17844 жыл бұрын
This thread went weird really fast,....
@nbadraft084 жыл бұрын
Did you just say “this sounds like a stoner conversation”....about THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE??? No fucking shit.
@mickym.67114 жыл бұрын
@Anthony Smith you're a joke
@bynx39594 жыл бұрын
What did the salmon say when it hit a wall. Dam
@bynx39594 жыл бұрын
Reeeeeeel em in
@oxyrisin4 жыл бұрын
ok dad.😂
@bynx39594 жыл бұрын
Go to bed jimmy it’s past your bed time
@ronnieheidelberger98324 жыл бұрын
Bynx lol
@iGuy284 жыл бұрын
Wow. Joke is low caliber... you must've hit bikinibottom.
@AnthonyPolanco2 жыл бұрын
Get forrest back on again this guy is badass
@hereallyfast2 жыл бұрын
I personally think we were told. It makes so much more sense. The early humans would have been made into legends if they really did that.