I don’t even take showers anymore. Way too risky. Bull sharks can come out of anywhere

Shout out to all the early humans who figured out what things we can and can't eat.

"Billy got killed by a shark! Was he surfing!? No, he was plowing a field in Iowa" 😂

A little known fact. You can get to the Great Lakes by 17 water routes. You can always use the rivers or the St. Lawrence seaway, or man made canals. There are 15 paths through the canals that are not in use anymore.

Sharknadoes disperse sharks all over the states all the time.

After he said sharks had shoulders and pecs all I could think of was Street Sharks from the 90’s..

I saw a Bull Shark in a freshwater river, around somewhat coastal North Florida. It was a really long way in from any brackish water, let alone the Gulf. Maybe a hundred miles in. It was huge, and I was in a kayak. Funny thing is that way back then, I had absolutely no idea they could be in freshwater. So at the time it seemed surreal.

On 2 separate occasions, people brought red piranha they caught in a river that fed into Lake Erie to our Coast Guard station to see if they should report it. The fish were up to about 10 inches long. Ohio DNR said that someone must have put them in the river and they just survived very well since they didn't have any predators... crazy.

“Sharks in Ohio” sounds like a rippin band name

Ohio bull sharks are dangerous but they are still nothing compared to the Alaskan bull worm

This is probably joes favorite guest

Forrest should be on every 2 months dude is an endless source of learning and entertainment

Joe trying to get that bull shark Testosterone injection.

i wish he would have Jeremy Wade on here to talk about weird fish.

I caught a 4 foot sturgeon once and it took me 45 minutes to bring it to the surface. I almost dropped the rod when that thing came out of the water. I had only seen pictures at the time and the pictures do not do those creatures justice. They are some of the scariest looking things I’ve seen in a river before.

As a native Iowan, the delivery at 3:18 has my complete approval. This is how everyone should say Iowa, as though the most shocking aspect of any story is that Iowa was somehow relevant to the conversation.

Smoke pot, get paid to talk about everything with everyone, hire me

Joe heard him say Testosterone and got a chubby

Video about Bull Sharks in Lake Michigan: Joe Rogan: I gotta find a way to change the subject to bears

No matter what the subject, JR will always link it back to bears 🤣

The first guy who got the hiccup must've been f*ucking scared... "Will this ever stop, what the hell is wrong with me??"

Imagine if a bear snatches a salmon, turn around to deeper waters and immediately gets slagged by a bull shark. That would be a trip to see.

Actually the salmon fertilize the whole forested watershed when bears take the fish into the woods, only eat the brains, and leave the rest for the flies etc and rot. It's basically the mechanism that brings nitrogen to the trees, and without that extra nitrogen from the salmon the trees will be deficient.

According to google ; The water temperature in the Great Lakes is far too cold for most sharks (including the Bull Shark). Even if it managed to make it through the summer months, our frigid winters would turn it into a “sharksicle” in no time. It might even suffer from frostbite.

Sharknado is a documentary

Sharks in Ohio sounds like a band.

So the Jaws story- I grew up there. The shark went up into the Matawan river. My friends dad worked nights at the matawan library cleaning and they had old videos we’d watch. We came across a shark video and turned out it was a town’s history video you’d never see on tv but it was awesome. I actually followed the sharks path one day on a little John boat from the bay into the river. It gets really tight and the shark must have swam through a small under street drain tunnel I barely got the boat through. Anyway, the water is brackish throughout that whole area. After those attacks I don’t think I ever seen anyone ever swim in that water. Kids used to I heard but not while I was growing up. Besides, the water turned a weird green color and everything thought it was toxic

Joe went from sharks to bears his favorite animal 😂

Imagine seeing a bear catching a salmon then a bull shark catching the bear

Never thought of a shark having shoulders before. Kinda odd.

"My friends John... and Jen" I thought Joe was about to talk about how his friends John got bit off by a sturgen 😂

I love how while talking about sharks Joe still is thinking about Bears. 😂

Joe Rogan "what was the first salmon thinking when he was jumping up rocks" Salmon "I cant wait to get laid"

People have finally noticed all the work I've done over the years moving these sharks around.

"He was piling corn and got killed by a shark" lmfaoo

I’m a professional spear fishermen in the Florida Keys. I gotta say Bull Sharks are one of the easiest sharks to deal with underwater. You know they are going to be aggressive and approach you. They honestly don’t know what to do when you fight them back. They might be dangerous, but they surely don’t like when you fight them back with long pointy sticks.

Joe: "Sharks in great lakes? That's crazy man. Have you ever tried DMT?"

Joe" what's a salmon thinking" Rogan

I love JR. We are both Leos. Our quest and thirst for facts is crazy.

Yep I wake up at the crack of noon go outside make sure there's no corn growin... 'Brian Regan'

Bruh this title made me click because I need to know now

Shout out to sharks man. They evolved like over 100 million years ago and then were like “Aight, we good”

Growing up in the city there were A LOT of mud sharks... and I'm far from any salt water.

Joe always finds a way to bring up bears

I’m from Kelowna, BC and we are known for having a sea creature called the “Ogopogo” there’s statues in town and tons of lore surrounding the animal. The name comes from the natives who originally resided in Kelowna. Our lakes are filled with giant sturgeon and it’s pretty commonly known that, that’s what the ogopogo really is. But still every few years we have someone come forward claiming they have footage of the “dinosaur”. I’ll admit it was super fun to grow up around though. There’s a story about the Ogopogo allegedly saving a school bus of children who ended up adrift when our old floating bridge was said to break apart. There’s absolutely no fact behind this story but it was a huge part of my childhood

I always wondered who invented surfing. To see a wave and be like,"I'm riding that shit"

Man the only water I bathe in is coming from my bathroom🤣

I had a bull shark attack a stringer full of largemouth bass I had tied to my kayak seat about 15 miles up a fresh water creek off a river from the Gulf of Mexico. The fish started acting funny so I immediately thought it was a gator fixing to have a go at them. I've seen plenty in this area 13+ feet so I always kept a firearm strapped to my chest when I'm kayak fishing. So I was reaching for my gun while simultaneously reaching in the water for my stringer to try to pull them into my boat. When my hand hit the water to grab the stringer a bull shark about 6 ft long swam from under my kayak from left to right and started attacking the bass. Since the stringer was tied to my seat it was pretty intense for about 10 seconds. I still think if my hand would have been in the water 2 seconds sooner it may have went for it instead of the fish. If my fingers were open I could have touched it's back. It made such a commotion that a boat that passed me while they were fishing came back around the bend because they thought I got close to a gator nest or something and was in trouble. Still have pictures of the bass that were bit in half. Fuckin excellent experience. If your into getting your blood flowing 9/10 would recommend.

"If you get killed by a shark in Ohio you were suppose to die" Dude you comment about made me pass out laughing. Thank you for that lmfao Posting it here because of almost 200+ replies later....

I've never watched so many jre clips. I need to just watch this episode.

"who was the first guy to....." Ryan George be like "hold my beer, eh?"

The second he mentions bull shark testosterone levels, Joe just perks tf up. 😄😄😄

They've even found sharks in California. Joe: CALIFORNIA??!!

Shark in Iowa : "I Knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque"

The big sturgeons look like they could come from behind when you're swimming and swallow you whole feet first in 1 second🤣

Fun fact: a sturgeon can flex its stomach muscles to make it like a suction cup, pinning it to river bottoms. A fantastic Evolution tactic to conserve energy from fighting the current

At some point in time a shark and a bear fought to the death.

imagine someone tried bushbeans raw, died, and another one: hmm let me cook it 5 min and try it again

i rly read "Are there lakes in America's great sharks" at first lmao

jre please do more natural podcasts concerning topics like these

When Joe said, "Nature will find a way", did anyone else hear Jeff Goldblum in their head saying "Life will ummmm... find a way..."

Im staying clear of bottled water now. Bull sharks be pouncing out at you when you remove the cap.

Bruh even Sharks in Ohio now 💀

The first guy that thought, "Let's go get some of that honey!" didn't get any. He was killed by the bees. His friend with him got the honey.

2:34 he perfectly described juiced up italians in new jersey

In Australia they are everywhere in the lakes and rivers one time I was water skiing then an hour later fishing right near where we waterskiid and caught two bullsharks

I believe the early 20th century shark attacks that inspired "Jaws" was in fact a Great White that swam up river and made several attacks.

I caught a sturgeon completely by accident. I had no idea what it was. It was massive and had heavy plates on its back like a dinosaur. It scared me to death. I cut the line and told everyone that it was a prehistoric fish. Everyone laughed at me and said it was a sturgeon. I was the only one that didn't know about them. I'll stick to small mouth bass.

The salmon joe was talking about was the largest species of salmon that went extinct. Those salmon would migrate all the way up through Spokane Washington. You can find pictures back in the 1910’s of 4 foot long salmon. These are the Salmon that the Spokane Indian tribe use to catch and use for trade with the neighboring tribes such as the the Colville, Chewelah, and Kalispel Tribes. It truly a travesty what happened to those Salmon.

>they have the highest testosterone of any shark And now we know where Rockstar got the idea for BST.

for anyone curious, bull sharks are not catadromous as stated but are diadromous.

I don't usually comment on KZfaq. This last summer, I was paddleboarding in the Detroit river between the bell Isle beach and the bell Isle bridge, quite a distance from people. Saw a blatant dorsal fin go above the water for about 5 seconds before descending back down. Thought it might have been a sturgeon, looked it up and they don't have dorsal fins. Now I finally know that it was in fact a bullshark

Joe- "I'm considering switching from Elk meat to Bull shark"

I caught a 7'4" sturgeon a few years ago - the guide estimated it at 150 years old. We had to go to a sand bank to measure, tag, and release. It took about 45 minutes to land.

I‘m more concerned about sharks in America‘s small lakes.

As I sit in my cottage overlooking Lake Michigan, I cannot believe the number of whale and shark sightings! LMAO

Life...uh uh..finds a way

Who ever figured out how to make bread is as important as the person who figured out fire, in my opinion. What an amazing discovery that would have been. Imagine smelling the first fresh loaf of bread? Magical lol

the answer to literally both of those first questions about honey and caviar is just early humans watching bears

There is a freshwater breeding population of bull sharks in a river/lake in Australia that have been cut off from the ocean since the 50s when a dam was built.

The only sharks I ever ran into from Illinois, were pool sharks. But later on they were found in Lake Michigan wearing cement shoes.

I caught a sturgeon on the Snake River just a few miles from my house down here in southern Idaho. It was among one of the most amazing experiences I've ever had. It took nearly an hour to reel that bad boy in.... And he was bigger than I was! Truly a magnificent creature. It's pretty amazing how calm that fish was when I reeled it in, it was very easy to unhook it, and it gracefully just swam away. I will never forget that day.

I think Joe is referring to the Matawan Creek 1916 attack, specaluation is that it was actually a baby Great White Shark that was causing the attacks. Because a baby Great White was indeed caught and the attacks suddenly stopped.

You know, after swimming in the Ohio river, I’m not at all surprised there were sharks. From trash, to bodies, the Ohio river has it all.

Anyone says anything: Joe: I’ve heard of that

Joe “nature finds a way” Rogan

I live in Ohio. I've always told people I'm afraid to swim in the rivers because of sharks and they would act like I was ridiculous. #justified.

We raise sturgeon at my job. They are indeed prehistoric. We raise them for conservation purposes. If you catch a breeding age sturgeon please put it back. They’re dying out due to hydro dams, and we’re trying to bring their numbers up. They’re beautiful and amazing creatures, let’s try to keep them around for the next generation.

He's says the North America lake monsters and the first one he listed was Scottish😂

bull sharks can live in freshwater & saltwater. wouldn't be surprised if there are bullsharks . . . (btw, thanks river monsters !).

"What was the first salmon thinking ..... " ROTFLMAO!!!

y’all should talk about how salmon get back up to their original place of birth. They use a thing called a salmon cannon where people will put salmon in a tube and push them up to their original birth place

Joe Rogan - Imagine the untested power of a bull shark in the ring.

Sharks in Ohio.... Sounds like a single mothers club.

Yes. Fishermen caught five foot long Bull sharks in Alton IL back in the 1920s. That's like 800+ miles up the Mississippi River.

A buddy of mine does ring / jewelry recovery using metal detectors all over the DC-Baltimore area. He does underwater searches at the shoreline of the beach, Chesapeake Bay, rivers, marinas etc. We're both open water certified for scuba so sometimes he wants me to help him w underwater searches in murky water in shoreline areas in either the bay or in attached rivers. No thanks. If I'm going to die from a bull shark attack, I at least want to see it coming.

Lol.....this sounds like a stoner conversation. Dude...can you imagine being the first man to decide to eat honey??? Nah man....but can you imagine being the first guy to eat sturgeon eggs??? Awe mannnn nooooo.....pregnant pause....duuuuuude did I ever tell you my uncle was eaten by a shark In Lake Michigan???? Duuuuude nooooooo.....gnarly. Both stare at ceiling now thinking of nothing....

What did the salmon say when it hit a wall. Dam

Get forrest back on again this guy is badass

I personally think we were told. It makes so much more sense. The early humans would have been made into legends if they really did that.