Are You Chaos? with Are You Garbage?

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chrisdcomedy

chrisdcomedy

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
Chrissy Chaos is joined by Kippy and Foley from the ‪@AreYouGarbage‬ garbage guys get dieting and financial advice from Dr.Chaos. Chris talks about being on Fox News with Kevin O'Leary from shark tank. Chris feels guilty for not having his daughter make first Holy communion and the AYG boys TRASH HIM. Before they trash him, Chris puts AYG boys to WORK and have them move the couch 😂 We talk about Current Chaos diet and how he's managing his cravings but also going CRAZY at the corner deli. Chris reminds the boys that sometimes its not the craving, it just means you're dehydrated! So take a moment babes and learn about your body but also INDULGE here and there! That is what Chris did on his vacation to Italy, went ham on pasta but still lost weight!
We go wild and ask AYG if THEY ARE CHAOS!? 😂 They tell us that they have dated Puerto Rican girls but they have not had their fathers bet on any local games. It just a crazy time but what really is crazy is how Chris' daughter goes to a Catholic School but is not going to do communion! ALWAYS CHAOS! 😅😅😅😅 Chris is on the road check his website for tickets chrisdcomedy.com
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00:00 Moving Couches and Greasing Priests
1:41 Amazing Intro
3:10 Zoom in On the Eyes
4:20 Are You Garbage 3rd Time on the Poddy!
5:45 Current Chaos Diet!!
13:10 Italian Diet Goes Crazy
17:50 Everyday Look??
18:35 Chrissy Investments
30:05 Teach Yourself Babes
31:40 Patreon Asks Garbage Questions!
33:39 Chrissy Ads
37:28 Chrissy Overtips
40:24 Garbage Snacks
42:22 Little Choices with Food & Money Go a long way!
45:12 ARE YOU CHAOS?!
52:20 Chrissy Travels
57:30 No Communion - Or Grease Priest?
1:04:06 ARE YOU CHAOS pt 2!
1:07:20 Chrissy Catholic Choices
1:11:14 Love Chrissy Zen
1:13:02 GO SEE AYG LIVE!!
1:13:55 Thank you! -CHRISDCOMEDY.COM

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@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy Жыл бұрын
SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS bluechew.com code chaos conzuri.com our listeners get an extra exclusive 15% Off Discount at conzuri.com with the code CHAOS. That’s a total of 45% off your order! Use code CHAOS at conzuri.com. Goto c-o-n-z-u-r-i dot com with code CHAOS. When I want to get high I put on a pair of Conzuri’s. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHAOS for $20 off your first purchase. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy
@kevinchavez6226
@kevinchavez6226 Жыл бұрын
Why he sounds like mark normand?
@rikmichaels9233
@rikmichaels9233 Жыл бұрын
Fuck communion and Religion imprinted on children
@rileyrupert5231
@rileyrupert5231 Жыл бұрын
Never looked bad to be fair but Chris is looking super healthy rn, love that for him 🎉
@DrEaMsNoEviL
@DrEaMsNoEviL Жыл бұрын
Shout out to the bozos and the babes!
@lesliedegnan
@lesliedegnan Жыл бұрын
And the homies!! 😊
@DrEaMsNoEviL
@DrEaMsNoEviL Жыл бұрын
@@lesliedegnan 10 dollars homie !
@TommyTBags
@TommyTBags Жыл бұрын
Shout out to ‘em
@zaadmaada6666
@zaadmaada6666 Жыл бұрын
@@DrEaMsNoEviL stop bragging
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse Жыл бұрын
You KNOW you’re garbage when the GUESTS help move the FURNITURE before the pod!! I love youse guys together!!!!
@laytonperry364
@laytonperry364 Жыл бұрын
The "Are You Chaotic Garbage" crew is my favorite. Just missing Homeless and Longhairs laughs on this episode. The future of comedy and podcast
@JDSharar13
@JDSharar13 Жыл бұрын
One week without Pimpy and the pod lighting turns into a bad Michael Bay movie 😂
@3Tacos1coke
@3Tacos1coke Жыл бұрын
Get better pimp! Nobody can replace that vibe, not even A.I.
@tyhouse49
@tyhouse49 Жыл бұрын
Kippy casually dropping Benjamins lyrics to solve the $50 was my favorite part
@rosariocastorena9103
@rosariocastorena9103 Жыл бұрын
Kippy: “getting hit with a macchiato” a throw away line but it made me laugh so hard!
@DogsCatsSnacks
@DogsCatsSnacks Жыл бұрын
I love how old school these guys are. Feels like I'm in 1990 New Jersey around my parents' friends at an alcohol-heavy bbq ❤
@bushraptor
@bushraptor Жыл бұрын
Barely 5 minutes in and Chrissy Calories already talking intermittent fasting
@thomas7674
@thomas7674 Жыл бұрын
"Hemoglobin"...Now that's a deep cut
@scottiesucks
@scottiesucks Жыл бұрын
a combo I will never tire of ❤
@capecodgarbage4702
@capecodgarbage4702 Жыл бұрын
Anything with the AYG boys in it is for me
@Jakeisme44
@Jakeisme44 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy trying to do a Foley intro was pure gold
@DR.B13666
@DR.B13666 Жыл бұрын
Always love a good shot at Foley's mushed up package.
@benjaminjohnson6118
@benjaminjohnson6118 Жыл бұрын
Gunt*
@ghostriderdoubleclutch
@ghostriderdoubleclutch Жыл бұрын
Whyyyy are you looking at his gunt in the first place? 😂
@benjaminjohnson6118
@benjaminjohnson6118 Жыл бұрын
@@ghostriderdoubleclutch theres no where else to look
@bigbubbano23
@bigbubbano23 Жыл бұрын
​@@benjaminjohnson6118 ahaahaha
@josef2012
@josef2012 Жыл бұрын
It's one of God's colors.
@marja553
@marja553 Жыл бұрын
Not trying to "shade" anyone but Pimp really makes this pod look good huh😂
@kendallleingang
@kendallleingang Жыл бұрын
Yep. He's the secret sauce.
@ginnab5
@ginnab5 Жыл бұрын
I "SEE" what you did there
@vladimirgreene1516
@vladimirgreene1516 Жыл бұрын
Jay Larson walked so Tim Dillon could run!
@BozoBuckets96
@BozoBuckets96 Жыл бұрын
Three national treasures all in one room. Shout out to it. Got a problem with it? Take it up with bloom cafe!!
@itscarmine
@itscarmine Жыл бұрын
Fuggin love to see the AYG bois
@pjshulsky
@pjshulsky Жыл бұрын
You can tell pimp wasn’t there because the lighting is 🤮
@rozzyb420
@rozzyb420 Жыл бұрын
Lol right
@PearlDrumsHead
@PearlDrumsHead Жыл бұрын
GahDAMN Hachi Machi I’m getting in on this late, forgive me boys I’m in here now 👏🏻
@jwood2415
@jwood2415 Жыл бұрын
Might’ve been the best opening to a podcast lmaoooo
@cracklecracklebaybay5612
@cracklecracklebaybay5612 Жыл бұрын
Loved "Chrissy Intros" laying it DOWN today! 😆
@RichardRatner.1972
@RichardRatner.1972 Жыл бұрын
Interment fasting! Lol Brilliant, kindest regards, Richard U.K
@delias89
@delias89 Жыл бұрын
1:02:46 "A Father Ted will play ball" sent me 😂
@TG-tc8lu
@TG-tc8lu Жыл бұрын
been dying for another crossover. hey babes, hey bozos and homies. this is pure love.
@rozzyb420
@rozzyb420 Жыл бұрын
Damn Intermittent Chrissy has been just getting hotter and hotter. That German jawline don’t quit 🫡🥵🔥
@tiasteele9174
@tiasteele9174 Жыл бұрын
😂❤ it won’t stop, so so hot. Lol
@GymAndSun
@GymAndSun Жыл бұрын
I try but there is only one Chrissy CHAOS babyyy
@FreeOfAllFear
@FreeOfAllFear Жыл бұрын
Chris and AYGy favorite New York comics and podcasters cause they’re just normal dudes lol so relatable 😁
@glentfur
@glentfur Жыл бұрын
Right except all the talk about being rich and flying first class.
@FreeOfAllFear
@FreeOfAllFear Жыл бұрын
@@glentfur you clearly don’t listen to them
@mellyp5302
@mellyp5302 Жыл бұрын
Yessss. Love me some chaotic garbage!!! 🗑❤️🗑
@lucifersstepkid1143
@lucifersstepkid1143 Жыл бұрын
Foley looks like he isnt wearing any pants
@LoloFbabyy
@LoloFbabyy Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 i can’t unsee it
@petehaglund8840
@petehaglund8840 Жыл бұрын
Bring in the big couches we got a big one
@TheTurtlesrockz
@TheTurtlesrockz Жыл бұрын
Love seeing the growth of chrissy over the years! He went from an anxiety ball, to calm, fasting and accomplishing astonishing goals! Keep it up!
@LizaVillarreal3
@LizaVillarreal3 Жыл бұрын
Wow, what a banger episode! From beginning to end total chaos. Love the AYG guys. 10/10😂😂
@cliveowen334
@cliveowen334 Жыл бұрын
Anything with the AYG bozos I'm there watching it love the boys
@icecreamenjoyer
@icecreamenjoyer Жыл бұрын
they amplify any pod
@MrGMT1992
@MrGMT1992 Жыл бұрын
A father Ted will play ball. Hilarious. It truly makes me happy all of these guys are doing well. Great content boys!
@seanmcconkey593
@seanmcconkey593 Жыл бұрын
The best trio in the world, lets get weird!
@madisonsoliz3266
@madisonsoliz3266 Жыл бұрын
Camera quality is looking amazing babe! Love these two podcast together!
@fredychicano654
@fredychicano654 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy is an American hero I fukz with bro
@drewdoss8297
@drewdoss8297 Жыл бұрын
The cameras moving up and down more than Chrissy baby's estrogen levels
@FanYarnla
@FanYarnla Жыл бұрын
Chrissy “everyone can save” chaos - over 60% of the USA is paycheck to paycheck and in massive debt
@vic826orrerob
@vic826orrerob Жыл бұрын
Chrissy needs to come down to earth lmao
@glentfur
@glentfur Жыл бұрын
They got a little out of touch a few times this ep. 😢
@paulroland5053
@paulroland5053 Жыл бұрын
Thank you... Thought I was the only one thinking "what the fuck does this big money and investing talk have to do with me and (I assume) most of the listeners"... Love the trio together but got very little out of this particular pod
@DepthFromAbove
@DepthFromAbove Жыл бұрын
Best way to not go in debt is not spend money you don’t have. It’s actually easy as fuck,
@mr.goldfish7473
@mr.goldfish7473 Жыл бұрын
We are here to listen and watch ads. Don't get it twisted.
@skepticalhippo6376
@skepticalhippo6376 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy 8 Balls & Adderalls on this eppy weppy… 🤯 Holy Shit! Waiting for him to ask if these guys wanna start a business.
@rick2046
@rick2046 Жыл бұрын
Sure seemed it.
@jordanmatchett8341
@jordanmatchett8341 Жыл бұрын
I never thought I would see the day Chrissy becomes a finance bro but here we are....
@MultiBluedog123
@MultiBluedog123 Жыл бұрын
“What am I segura” 😂😂😂
@lordfordification
@lordfordification Жыл бұрын
They make $80,000+ a month on Patreon, no wonder the IRS is up their ass. They need to learn about money.
@glass1258
@glass1258 Жыл бұрын
Foley stayed consistent with the fitness lies 😂 lol
@BallerTWashington
@BallerTWashington Жыл бұрын
I’m watching 2 year old eps and he’s balls deep in a fitness sched on those 😅 I love him like a brother
@ceebee491
@ceebee491 Жыл бұрын
Foley- and I've moved from Coke to Seltzer Chaos- yeah, look at your hair! 😂
@tanklin4015
@tanklin4015 Жыл бұрын
Wish it was longer then an hour ( that's what she said )
@Juanofthedead76
@Juanofthedead76 Жыл бұрын
Funny 😄as hell ! Everyone was insightful and hilarious
@Jaypac1109
@Jaypac1109 Жыл бұрын
Lets fuckin go!!!! The homies in the buildin, join the patreon for a bagillion hrs of content
@johngriff914
@johngriff914 Жыл бұрын
News flash bozo, it’s up to 2 bagillion hours now 😁
@frankyd8890
@frankyd8890 Жыл бұрын
"what are you doing for fitness?" 😂😂😂
@rvbball1
@rvbball1 Жыл бұрын
The AYG guys always provide the most laughs. Shout out to em
@HollyElms
@HollyElms Жыл бұрын
I spat out my water during the bluechew ad read 😂
@sammybananas
@sammybananas Жыл бұрын
'Glemoglob' for hemoglobin was a real Joey Diaz moment and I love it.
@truerambler
@truerambler Жыл бұрын
I like it when Chrissy is off the cuff. and this episode was exactly that
@frankbuttacavoli637
@frankbuttacavoli637 Жыл бұрын
Wow, who has an extra $100 a week?
@Txoyster11
@Txoyster11 Жыл бұрын
After hearing Schulz and his wife don't tip the people who make their coffee, I respect these guys even more.
@ceebee491
@ceebee491 Жыл бұрын
What?!!! Was that on Are you Garbage? That's a cheap move.. I'm on disability and tip 20%
@Txoyster11
@Txoyster11 Жыл бұрын
@@ceebee491 Schulz reacts 11/22/2022 1:50:00. People who complain about tips are lucky not to depend on them.
@ceebee491
@ceebee491 Жыл бұрын
@@Txoyster11 thanks Cynthia, I gotta see his reasoning. Never enjoyed his comedy tbh. ✌️
@maillardsbearcat
@maillardsbearcat Жыл бұрын
This 4K looks incredible on my OLED
@michaelevans9418
@michaelevans9418 Жыл бұрын
The podcast I really needed today, boys! Thank you. FKN Seriously.
@josef2012
@josef2012 Жыл бұрын
My man said cinnamon baigin raisels 😂
@spacerace6847
@spacerace6847 Жыл бұрын
THANK YOUS GUYS!!
@JoeeMaMa8
@JoeeMaMa8 Жыл бұрын
BAHAHA Chrissy doing the intro hachi machi that killed me
@Dabtowels
@Dabtowels Жыл бұрын
Pimp seen the lighting and threw up for abother 10 min 😅 just busting balls fellahs Thank yiu for all the free content and laughs 😘
@TaysGamez
@TaysGamez Жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY dynamic . love to see the bois.
@Qui666zhpe
@Qui666zhpe Жыл бұрын
Kippy all back on that couch lift 😂😂
@LookAtDrew
@LookAtDrew Жыл бұрын
The transitions from the chaos to ads was so good 😂😂😂
@user-xz8ty7ew5b
@user-xz8ty7ew5b Жыл бұрын
Here's a tip when it's raining bring an umbrella
@robertogarnica2034
@robertogarnica2034 Жыл бұрын
Love that Chrissy loves to teach 😁
@alexkuhnel8128
@alexkuhnel8128 Жыл бұрын
Liked it before i watched it, this is a colab of mvps lol
@dylanbell1972
@dylanbell1972 Жыл бұрын
Did my day off just become 1000xs better?!?! HELL YEAH BOIS
@thatgoodgoodinc.4895
@thatgoodgoodinc.4895 Жыл бұрын
Love the garbage guys one of my top ten pods
@ginnab5
@ginnab5 Жыл бұрын
This is what i live for AYG and Chrissy Christories Chaos Babe
@greenpilltheory6649
@greenpilltheory6649 Жыл бұрын
What do you do with a "greased" priest? There's a joke in there somewhere.
@jordanwillett6680
@jordanwillett6680 Жыл бұрын
Great band name. Priest Grease.
@greenpilltheory6649
@greenpilltheory6649 Жыл бұрын
@@jordanwillett6680 Doing heavy metal covers of gospel standards?
@supremebuffalo6322
@supremebuffalo6322 Жыл бұрын
Lol you hit em with their own intro! 😂
@ericbontheweb
@ericbontheweb Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love it when these boys are together
@roastarena
@roastarena Жыл бұрын
I knew this is gonna be a good episode!
@chucklecucker
@chucklecucker Жыл бұрын
Nutrition, finance and investment advice, service etiquette - WHO KNEW CHRISSY IS A ONE STOP SHOP FOR SELF IMPROVEMENT? He won me over. Joining Patreon today.
@elizabethmahoney83
@elizabethmahoney83 Жыл бұрын
Tony fucking Robbins ova here!😂
@jonatanluengas898
@jonatanluengas898 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy Foley'd Foley LMAO
@glass1258
@glass1258 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy D on that adderall babbyyyy LFG 😊
@777biscuits
@777biscuits Жыл бұрын
Foley and Kippy should be that couch for Halloween
@marcosramos3829
@marcosramos3829 Жыл бұрын
That was so sweet of Foley at the end he's such a nice guy
@malikshabazz2065
@malikshabazz2065 Жыл бұрын
hell yeah. super excited for Chris's may 6th show in Ithaca!
@whenwasthat
@whenwasthat Жыл бұрын
Hearing Chrissy scream about Schultz and dirty accountants makes me want to see a full episode focused on rage and frustration.
@AJohnSmith
@AJohnSmith Жыл бұрын
His default setting? Nah.
@Soihgee
@Soihgee Жыл бұрын
So History Hyenas❤😂😔🥲
@ChPeRo
@ChPeRo Жыл бұрын
I mean if Chrissy isn’t bringin his dad into the office with Father Ted and lockin the door then what are we talkin about here
@Pedroepacas
@Pedroepacas Жыл бұрын
How are these fellas making me laugh that much on some couch moving
@rizzlerazzledazzle
@rizzlerazzledazzle Жыл бұрын
This is love
@DR.B13666
@DR.B13666 11 ай бұрын
I just realized Foley is dressed like a strawberry ice cream cone😂
@alexisnaranjo
@alexisnaranjo Жыл бұрын
I love how fking Vanguard keeps coming around lol. This guy don't tip!
@benjaminireland8400
@benjaminireland8400 Жыл бұрын
Damn these 3 together, freaking hilarious 😂🤣❤️
@az.chaldean
@az.chaldean Жыл бұрын
Foley will never lose the weight, obviously.
@norab7432
@norab7432 Жыл бұрын
44:04 Chrissy D dropping big truths. Really truly awesome to hear and it’s a great reminder for myself. Small, actionable changes add up over time, quicker than we think they will. 🙌🏼 🔥 ❤
@88laserbeam
@88laserbeam Жыл бұрын
Hahaha foley gets put on couches all the time 😂😂😂😂
@kendallleingang
@kendallleingang Жыл бұрын
Comment for the algo. Love you, Chrissy, Kippy, and Foley!!!!!
@ryanlara83
@ryanlara83 Жыл бұрын
It's so funny that kip sounds like Mark nomand at times and Foley looks like big jay
@MichaelLabs
@MichaelLabs Жыл бұрын
My boy Chrissy has been ready Peter Lynch 😂
@carmen3091
@carmen3091 Жыл бұрын
I'm a new follower of AYG!!! Woohoo awesome episode!!! 🩷🩷🩷
@GoGoJuice120
@GoGoJuice120 Жыл бұрын
Where Kippy and Foley go....Army of Garbage follows
@rustincole_w1339
@rustincole_w1339 Жыл бұрын
Chrissy changes studio locations so much you would think he married a Mexican and not a Puerto Rican
@raulisdrunk
@raulisdrunk Жыл бұрын
Best episode! I laughed the whole time!!!
@comedycrackhead
@comedycrackhead Жыл бұрын
An AYG laundromat would be legendary
@JoshHoodSucks
@JoshHoodSucks Жыл бұрын
I think the boys need to invest in more than one outfit for podcast appearances ❤😂
@samanthab1923
@samanthab1923 Жыл бұрын
Right? They have the money now. Get a good stylist. They need help.
@user-cc9vw4mo6g
@user-cc9vw4mo6g Жыл бұрын
@@samanthab1923 didn’t t ya hear? They’re broke guy
@samanthab1923
@samanthab1923 Жыл бұрын
@@user-cc9vw4mo6g The new studio make over broke them! 😆
@jeremyw6246
@jeremyw6246 Жыл бұрын
@@samanthab1923 plus their upside down to the IRS
@samanthab1923
@samanthab1923 Жыл бұрын
@@jeremyw6246 Yikes!
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