Are You Garbage: Bert Kreischer

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Are You Garbage Presents stand up comedian and podcast host Bert Kreischer aka THE MACHINE! You Know Bert Kreischer from Stand Up Comedy, 2 Bears 1 Cave Podcast w/ Tom Segura, Bertcast, Joe Rogan Podcast, Barstool, Netflix, This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von & more!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

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@TheOriginalTroll 2 жыл бұрын

Foley saying “it’s the Mandalorian effect!“ with full confidence, in the middle of Bert thinking they’re called “Toast ‘em Strudels” is a Top 10 AYG Moment

@helpis0ntheway 2 жыл бұрын

I am forever saying Mandalorian Effect from now on!

@kylemcgill2966 2 жыл бұрын

I actually like the Mandalorian effect better😂

@JohnSmith-nf8bi 2 жыл бұрын

Trash

@commanderjonson2610 2 жыл бұрын

@@helpis0ntheway lol Mandela spent years in prison surviving just to be misremembered as dying when he strived to survive… and now…. Now you wanna replace his namesake with the most badass StarWars character since ep 5…

@derekladyga1716 2 жыл бұрын

Sry my dicklessinya made me read 'top GAY moment'

@ifacecheck 2 жыл бұрын

"we can't have giraffes at our zoo" I spit out my beer, god dammit.

@rileygally2967 2 жыл бұрын

I plan on using this in the future lol

@evolutionaryapostle5488 2 жыл бұрын

I lost it

@TheMnj96 2 жыл бұрын

Btw there are definitely giraffes at that zoo but they are tucked away lmao still funny

@willthomas7666 Жыл бұрын

Cool good to know,I so desperately needed that question answered before I die,thank you for clarifying that^

@Tkeane8 2 жыл бұрын

“I have an arguably true story” should go on Brent’s gravestone

@emerson5077 2 жыл бұрын

"god, i love fajitas" could also be good 😂

@Chris-P 2 жыл бұрын

If Tommy Buns has anything to do with it, the tombstone will just read, "Muh Sheen" lol

@AudreyDoesWords 2 жыл бұрын

"How many teeth do you think you have?" might be one of the best questions in the history of this show.

@zacharypedeville6235 2 жыл бұрын

“You are such a rare form of gluttony and discipline” is the perfect explanation of Bert

@Devi1n555 2 жыл бұрын

I've never laughed audibly so much during a podcast. this was the perfect combo

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

Love to hear that. Thanks brotha

@lewisg4081 2 жыл бұрын

I love how almost everything Bart said blew them away he belongs in the garbage hall of fame

@hardcorhedcase 2 жыл бұрын

It's unbelievable if you have any intelligence, Bert is simply a compulsive liar.

@Bloo_Bear 2 жыл бұрын

they should replace john Cena with Berty boy as the face of Glad over here 😂😂💀

@cornelionsqween8028 2 жыл бұрын

I've rewatched this episode like 10 times now, it's AMAZING... I got introduced to porn by a serial killer. We can't have giraffes at our zoo. There was a kid smoldering aftering getting struck by lightning. Awww Toast em stroodles!?!? That's the mandalorian effect.

@jaypers232 2 жыл бұрын

The single family home bit was unreal. Then foley going straight into Publix was absolutely hilarious

@Bloo_Bear 2 жыл бұрын

@@cornelionsqween8028 "i inhale my own bodily fluids for fun and i wipe shit on my balls, ion giva Fuck!" 🤣😂😂

@MrNicvdb 2 жыл бұрын

The single family home bit was so good I was literally hurting from laughing so hard, Bert is the perfect guest for this pod. 💀

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha hes the best!

@amberwilliams8240 2 жыл бұрын

I rewound that part so many times

@bradfordeldridge9329 Жыл бұрын

I thought you guys mean’t my mom being a single parent too.

@L4-295 Жыл бұрын

Bro lmaoo Foley immediately put his face in his hands 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

@jasoncavari 2 жыл бұрын

“Tampa handshake” is fucking good man lmao 😂

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahah

@kingphonsy 7 ай бұрын

Came here to say that. It didn’t get the reaction it deserved.

@grizzlysparks7117 2 жыл бұрын

Every life experience Bert has had up until this point was specifically curated for this exact podcast.

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha you Aint lying

@obsidian.... 2 жыл бұрын

@@AreYouGarbage Bart is too much for 99% of the world. He's perfect for this 🙏

@kw1213 2 жыл бұрын

1:24:04 The look Foley gives Bert when he says that everyone gets their own lobster is pure love.

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@MPHswayze 2 жыл бұрын

"You had me at 'butter-on-Oreos.'"

@jessithelibrarian5383 2 жыл бұрын

Love the sparkle in Foley's eyes when he food bonds with a guest! Fun episode! We refer to the rotisserie chicken as an astronaut chicken because it lives in it's own little spacesuit.

@npreshaw 2 жыл бұрын

It's known as a bachelors handbag here.

@imnotbenavery9220 2 жыл бұрын

My fatass was looking for a notepad, hot tips!

@bougiebum9138 2 жыл бұрын

He really needs to get on a Bert routine so that he can still binge and have his fun but without gaining much size/weight. Worried about the big feller

@OutlierConcepts 2 жыл бұрын

"I think it was soft lightning" "I don't think soft lightning is a thing" "Well it was soft lightning"

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@jameshubisz 2 жыл бұрын

never heard this podcast until Bert posted about it, now I'm working my way through every episode laughing my ass off while I'm at work

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks brotha! Love to hear that. Glad you like the show!

@duncanthompson957 2 жыл бұрын

It’s quite superb, isn’t it.

@thereflextester Жыл бұрын

Same here

@eheis5 2 жыл бұрын

I've never related to Foley more than after he asked Bert "Dude, what's wrong with you, Man?".

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@theslouchedsloth9514 2 жыл бұрын

Brent describing the child just seconds after being struck by lightning as "smoldering" is something else bro

@LuckyLuch1 2 жыл бұрын

It's almost like he's been practicing telling the story since he was a child..

@jasoncampbell9457 2 жыл бұрын

This might be the best episode yet. When Bert said "in my mouth" I laughed so hard I almost past out. My son actually came out of his room to see what was going on and said I looked like I was dying. Pure gold. Bert might be the classiest piece of trash there is.

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂🙏🙏

@deactivated 2 жыл бұрын

foley's line about burnt being such a weird combo of discipline and gluttony was the greatest summary of him in history.

@Rogerkonijntje 2 жыл бұрын

underrated comment. exactly

@monty31116 2 жыл бұрын

"You're eatin' boogers dude" - H.Foley

@ZeZeBatata69 2 жыл бұрын

My predictions before watching it: 80% Bert talking, 15% Foley, 5% Kippy and it's mostly about food and drinks.

@Eblis840 2 жыл бұрын

And that kid who got struck by lightning at Publix is now Theo Von, Here's to the next big guest. Gang gang - Flash bangs. 🌩️😎🗑️

@6point5x55 2 жыл бұрын

You beautyful bastard, did you just coin Theo's new name "Flash bangs"?

@greg1685 2 жыл бұрын

Foley is a legend. His side comments kill me Everytime.

@brandonkatona7734 2 жыл бұрын

1:07:30, one of the greatest moments in AYG history, Foley and Kippy pushing themselves away from the table after Brent announces he eats his boogers.

@MPHswayze 2 жыл бұрын

They looked like Woodward and Bernstein after they broke Watergate. Nobody gets the nitty gritty out of guests like AYG

@nickbotic 2 жыл бұрын

DUDE, yes. I just wrote a similar comment. I could watch that on repeat for the rest of my life and never get tired of it. Jesus Christ, they were just floored.

@jtapia1123 Жыл бұрын

This crosses my mind every couple months so I came back to look it up and thank you for putting the time stamp for quick referral

@rhern44 2 жыл бұрын

“Its a Tampa handshake” was a great line that got glossed over in the beginning

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahah thanks!

@runb4its2late42 2 жыл бұрын

"Did you just admit to being a booger eater?" 🤣

@OutlierConcepts 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Brent tells a story and your left genuinely convinced he now has a natural immunity to rabies, but then you remember in all probability he just got a mosquito bite and the waitress was just messing with him

@joshsolano5229 2 жыл бұрын

38:11 kippy saying “you’re my hero” was the most genuine response I’ve ever heard in my entire life lmaooooo

@Revolution1117 2 жыл бұрын

Except when he said to Bort, "What's wrong with you, man??"

@absenzz 2 жыл бұрын

Kippy and uncle Hank are like kids in a candy shop on this episode 😂 fantastic episode and guest

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha was cool for us to have him

@orangeyewglad 2 жыл бұрын

Bert is such a dumpster fire of a human being, which makes him perfect as a guest for this show.

@Stealth1919 2 жыл бұрын

Come on, he's at least a burn your restaurant down for insurance money of a human being

@Kgtv05 2 жыл бұрын

This podcast is literally the perfect platform for Bert to just talk about himself

@josephscarborough8888 2 жыл бұрын

@@Kgtv05 that's every podcast for bert.

@samanthab1923 2 жыл бұрын

But he is such a garbage person, do I need to watch?

@ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511 2 жыл бұрын

seems like a dumpster fire but in fact seems to be wildly successful if he can drop 100k on a birthday gift. i don't know how he's so loaded ?

@vstrvcvrtv 2 жыл бұрын

It's only right I'm drunk for this episode

@juniorb881 2 жыл бұрын

“We can’t have giraffes in our zoos” 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

@livefreeprintguns 2 жыл бұрын

"We can't have giraffes at our zoo." If that isn't the most perfect comedy album title of the early 2000's I don't know what is. 🤣

@Jaypac1109 2 жыл бұрын

I did however cry laughing at this episode. Gentlemen, thank you so much

@Tsureiki 2 жыл бұрын

Bert is the epitome of "We taught him wrong on purpose as a joke"

@smif86 2 жыл бұрын

I've seen every episode and I think this is the most fun I've seen you two have with a guest. Bert is for sure a first-ballot AYG Hall of Famer.

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks dude. Was super cool for us!

@KTF0 2 жыл бұрын

Eating boogers in front of your wife gets you in the pantheon of the AYG Hall of Fame.

@ichi_go 2 жыл бұрын

Bert is definitely on Mt. Trashmore. Good get fellas, love the poddy!

@josephbrowne3533 2 жыл бұрын

Starts hilarious and ends heart warming. No lighting strikes needed.

@fruitlandgrizzly 2 жыл бұрын

This is one of the funniest single podcasts I've ever seen

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks dude!

@jaredj2296 2 жыл бұрын

BERT IN THE AYG HALL OF FAME LMAO. HILARIOUS

@matt5721 2 жыл бұрын

"We're starting an endurance racing team so I bought him one extra set of tires just incase"🤣

@davidpatriot1082 2 жыл бұрын

"saw a guy get hit by lightning at publix...we cant have giraffes in our zoo" bart spicebird is hysterical when hes around certain types of people and not focused on censoring himself and being pc, wish hed go back to his open tabs personality and be like he is being here more often. this is the best bert

@drugaddictwithknowledge9603 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@cann0nball100 2 жыл бұрын

I wish Foley could just follow me around and be my own personal laugh track. Him just laughing cracks me up.

@stei0614 2 жыл бұрын

Not as great as Ryan sickler laugh

@anthonygshit6785 2 ай бұрын

28:43 😂😂😂😂foley looks like he’s gonna cry so hard and then starts laughing 😂 😂😂

@westcoastkidd17 2 жыл бұрын

1:15:13 "You are such a rare form of Gluttony and Discipline" .... perfect description of Bert. He's such a rare combination of extremes. He's severely flawed and inherently garbage, but super-successful and just a generous and loving dude.

@SiavregNhoj 2 жыл бұрын

“You are such a rare form of gluttony and discipline” ~ H. Foley 2022

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

Perfectly said!!!

@portlandgoose4727 2 жыл бұрын

Bert was built for this show. Literally the only thing thats required is that you talk about yourself non-stop

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahah hes the man!

@portlandgoose4727 2 жыл бұрын

@@AreYouGarbage he's not just the man, he's The Florida Man! Such a legend

@andrestein6022 2 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck, I knew he was gonna kill it, but HOLY FUCK. This puts his trash into perspective lol

@dawson1373 2 жыл бұрын

God damn heavy hitters!! Let’s go trash family

@maxwerres9452 2 жыл бұрын

I can't wait for you guys to blow up. Legitimately hilarious!! This one and the tim dillon pod are instant classics.

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you brotha!

@ezragall9800 10 ай бұрын

This aged like a fine wine!

@OkGuy1983 2 жыл бұрын

As someone who has been living in Florida for the past 20 years, I don't doubt any of Bert's Florida stories

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@alexlongoria294 2 жыл бұрын

Omg 8 minutes I have a broken rib from laughing. Love ayg. Good shit. Garbaggio.

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahah 🙏🙏

@ben159xbox 2 жыл бұрын

Never seen the table move so much in one episode, you would think they are in California lol

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@EZ-nf1rx 2 жыл бұрын

Foley: you should keep a cover on that toothbrush Bert: no, it’s my pocket! 45:47

@smoovegutierrez541 2 жыл бұрын

And they say podcasters don’t listen to their fans, already know this gunna be BONKOS!

@shelleybloxom3093 2 жыл бұрын

I was dying laughing at the boys booger reaction and gagging at the same time.

@jamiehamm3676 2 жыл бұрын

One of the best pods I ever watched

@TalkingThrones 2 жыл бұрын

Instant classic, top 5 eppy. See you boys in Pittsburgh!

@JohnSmith-nf8bi 2 жыл бұрын

Get them tickies

@JimmySilverFoot 2 жыл бұрын

Dude it's so cool to see you here

@JohnSmith-nf8bi 2 жыл бұрын

@@JimmySilverFoot gold is gold

@tschak5367 2 жыл бұрын

Cant stop laughing at "We cant have giraffes at our zoo"

@seahawks337 2 жыл бұрын

dang aunt toodie is gettin herself a new handbag after this one!

@miguelsomarriba1103 2 жыл бұрын

No one is going to mention how KJ got left hanging by Bert at 51:43 LMAO

@sean7sb 2 жыл бұрын

I love when kippy catches himself about to interrupt someone.. always puts his hands over his mouth so innocently. That's how your know these guys are some great humans..

@coltonjones2253 2 жыл бұрын

You must have watched this episode on shrooms lol.. jk bro I noticed that too 🤣

@sean7sb 2 жыл бұрын

@@coltonjones2253 but also maybe lololol

@TheRantinghick 2 жыл бұрын

for reasons i cant explain i wanna see Tim and Bert eat dinner at a steak house. I feel it would be unintentionally hilarious

@mickeyabbot5851 2 жыл бұрын

HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT. Foleys face when Bert said he ate boogers in front of his wife🤣

@AJValentine-uc3pi 2 жыл бұрын

"It was soft lightning." "I don't think that's a thing."

@OutlierConcepts 2 жыл бұрын

You can tell by that SMOOOOOOTH open its gonna be a good ep

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

🙏🙏🙏

@lizagibbins576 2 жыл бұрын

Aww poor Brent, bless him and his 5 family home x

@Damian_1305 9 ай бұрын

"What we talking like 40 dollars?" I never laughed so hard watching comedy at home

@collinsmith6816 2 жыл бұрын

"Watching you think is one of my favorite things in the world" is an epic comment from Kippy 😂

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂🙏🙏

@juless1161 2 жыл бұрын

When you’re not even 20 minutes in and someone has been struck by lightening you know it’s gonna be good!

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂🙏🙏

@mizzle1788 2 жыл бұрын

I love y'all so much and you's guys never fail to brighten up my day. Can't wait for Theo hopefully haha. I wanna party with you 3 and McMuffin

@BrickTop06 2 жыл бұрын

Had the same thought. If Bert's on Theo better be next.

@malefic1349 2 жыл бұрын

If they do, let's hope he doesn't do his sad-boy-guilty-about-jacking off. I miss high Theo. He was great with Joey Diaz.

@deja_vu.. 2 жыл бұрын

I also requested Theo. They replied they're working on it 😃

@Quickkill6658 2 жыл бұрын

Theo would be the perfect guest

@josiahgall8144 2 жыл бұрын

The reactions to Bert's trashiness has me howling every time I watch this ep 😂😂😂 you guys are the fucking best

@_nessyp 6 ай бұрын

Bert “i think there’s a lot of anxiety in my life” as he has not stopped shaking his leg the entire time hahaha

@cornelionsqween8028 2 жыл бұрын

"Did you just admit to being a booger eater?" I can watch this episode over and over. It's amazing... Plus, if I find out that the recent footage of Tom Segura walking the side walk in New York on his phone with Pat Mcafee bashing Will Smith was from him on his way to AYG, I might just lose my fucking mind!

@SycsFinest 2 жыл бұрын

I love that Bert wanted to be on the cast. These numbers are fucking cookin' baby! See you bozos in Rosemont!!!

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

Hes the man! See you there brotha!

@ann5028 10 ай бұрын

Tooth brush loose in Bert’s pocket 🤣 “Should have a cover at least.“ “No no it’s my pocket“ 🤣🤣

@jacktoney7548 2 жыл бұрын

Wow when i saw an HOUR AND THIRTY EIGHT MINUTES I thought "best episode for sure" , I didn't know the last two minutes were tear jerkers! Shoutout the Army of Garbage.

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

🙏🗑🙏

@justinspratt5422 2 жыл бұрын

This is one of the best AYG episodes ever. I thought Foley's head was gonna explode when Bert said 15,000.00

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha thanks man

@maceroee 2 жыл бұрын

Bert Krysler has been the BEST guest ever. Now we need JOE ROGAN.

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

🙏🗑🙏

@CheechElMexicano 2 жыл бұрын

"One bear roaming someone else's cave", lmao bert truly takes over 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@evanm7236 2 жыл бұрын

The look on Foley’s face when Bert talks about eating boogers in front of his wife 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

@nicolepukala7037 2 жыл бұрын

I was so happy when I saw Bert Kreischer is doing the show!!! Wowwwww!!!

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

🙏🙏 hes the best!

@GorgoScrobo 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this. Been waiting for Bert to invite himself forever! Now invite yourself to a reboot of “Something’s Burning”. Bert - bring it back.

@father3dollarbill 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@BrickTop06 2 жыл бұрын

Bert is a tough hang but the Cabin and Something's Burning were truly great.

@RepairRenovateRenew 2 жыл бұрын

Man that show ruled

@notredamin Жыл бұрын

I'm here straight from the Something's Burning Podcast. You guys are a riot!

@Feral-Kid Жыл бұрын

Well I’ve never retched from a podcast before. Thanks Bert.

@Devi1n555 2 жыл бұрын

this is definitely going down in the AYG hall of fame. this podcast was hilarious!

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

Was a wild one!

@apg6829 2 жыл бұрын

I saw the thumbnail for this episode and knew this was going to be good. Holy Sh*t! It was great. AYG is def Bert's lane...he gets to talk about himself. Lol. And to learn he reached out to you to sit with the both of you, of course. I'm glad AYG was recommended...you two are awesome!

@a.k.4o 2 жыл бұрын

Amazing episode brothers

@NA-oe5jj 2 жыл бұрын

came for bert, gonna stick around for the great atmosphere. cheers guys

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you brotha!!

@aarongorham6950 2 жыл бұрын

An AYG Masterpiece! Bert put on a garbage clinic in this episode.

@hypnotard69 2 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest Bert has ever been in front of a camera. I love you guys AYG is one of the 4 best podcasts out there!

@newbietubie 2 жыл бұрын

The best episode to date!

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@MPHswayze 2 жыл бұрын

1:11:37 "I will poop, I will flush." sounds like a potty training book lmao

@jerseyjags98 2 жыл бұрын

I come home from a weekend up in the Poconos, only to be blessed with this no-doubt-about-it-banger of a podcast with Bert and the boys. Blessed be thy bozos. Garbage is thy name 🙏🗑

@NoahTheDude420 2 жыл бұрын

Its 2:30 I'm drunk high and maybe ate a cap, what better timing bozos. Love the pod keep it up!

@nickbotic 2 жыл бұрын

The silence after the booger question was fucking beautiful. The absolute, unadulterated disbelief. This might be the funniest episode of any podcast I've ever seen/listened to.

@therevern2733 2 жыл бұрын

Grabbing a beer and ready for this show. SO FUCKING PUMPED BERT IS ON!

@AreYouGarbage 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you brotha! Enjoy!

@cornelionsqween8028 2 жыл бұрын

Is it weird that Burp's head is roughly the size of Foley and Kippy's heads together? "I'm sorry, I apologize. I didn't mean to insult the gentleman from Tampa. "