Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Movie Theater Candy w/ Kippy & Foley

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Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
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@mr.Swartz 3 ай бұрын

Every time I tell my 4 year old to take out the trash he whispers in a Kipy Voice “Trash Trash trash “ think I’m raising him to be garbage

@ragnakak 3 ай бұрын

Why you making a 4yo take out the trash

@andrewheath6451 3 ай бұрын

@@ragnakakso when hes your age you dont gotta ask

@Blueswailer 3 ай бұрын

@@ragnakak I learned how to use an axe to split wood at 6yrs, put worms on fishing hooks and remove the caught fish off the hook around the same age, how to whittle wood with a knife at 6, how to use a chainsaw at like 8yrs etc. And I didn't even grow up in the countryside(a smallish factory town of 55k residents), learnt just out of wood heating necessity, and hobbies. What's taking out trash? Carrying a bag to a bin. At 4 kids should start to learn household basics at a reasonable pace.

@user-dt6cx9gy9m 3 ай бұрын

@@ragnakak that is your question - why is a four-year-old listening to this podcast lol

@user-hx5rx6zi9d 3 ай бұрын

@@ragnakakat 4 kippy was doing his own laundry #rasieemright

@meanflamingoes 3 ай бұрын

"you ever drink your fries?" is a homerun question

@5512131 3 ай бұрын

ALWAYS! 😂 Can't have greasy paws while I'm breaking civil traffic laws

@htn3000 3 ай бұрын

took me a second as well 😂

@dannyakbar 3 ай бұрын

Someone could really go wild with all the bj screenshots following that question

@HeavyJudy 3 ай бұрын

Just drank some Wendy’s fries for dinner 🤌🏼

@ryanutterback 3 ай бұрын

I still don’t get it 🤔

@UncleDron8 3 ай бұрын

"Real quick, i remember not being able to count." Foley is hilarious

@Lil.Drippy 3 ай бұрын

Followed by a “please good sir may i procure a pretzel 🥨 please”

@rustincole_w1339 3 ай бұрын

Toby looks like the guy at AutoZone who seemingly knows nothing about Cars and tells you he thinks they are Out of Stock before reasking what you are looking for

@rustincole_w1339 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Gixsir 3 ай бұрын

@@rustincole_w1339 😂 your hilarious. I’m dying over here first from the Toby burn then you laughing at it yourself 😂😂😂😂 holy shit I’m in tears thank you

@rustincole_w1339 3 ай бұрын

@@Gixsir I try to drop a Toby roast every couple episodes ... Check out the last couple months episodes, you'll see better roasts from me in the comments.than this one ^ 😁 Happy I made ya laugh. That's always the goal..

@LoganZink 3 ай бұрын

I hate that that exact thing happened when I went there to get a part for my Mazda. The guy behind the counter said “they don’t make a Mazda 3”

@merrelmj 3 ай бұрын

Is that a 2 or 4 wheel drive Miata?

@michaelfoley1966 3 ай бұрын

I wait for family episodes ❤

@karldomogalla2058 3 ай бұрын

I don't think I've ever skipped a family episode.

@dannyakbar 3 ай бұрын

Ya forget all those dopes. Circle them wagons

@Somanykyles 3 ай бұрын

If you get the patreon you can get two family ep’s a week!

@Bren3669 3 ай бұрын

i love the family episodes but i prefer guests

@danielmorris3687 3 ай бұрын

@@Somanykyles I spring for the Paych just for the Hard Mother-Fuckin Feelins' epi's. Good times.

@shewbs4641 3 ай бұрын

54:01 this Jazz Club bit had me wheezing. Just imagining the boys in a smoky lounge and with a Ray impression “good evening ladies and gentleman, I’m Kippy Charles. Foley man, take that beat for a walk” and big man is just passed out on the Cello 🤣

@RobertSlover 2 ай бұрын

ultimate dirt bag phrase "i hate jazz"

@Rufio629 3 ай бұрын

I’ve washed my whole car with the gas station wiper bucket.

@Kalien777-sw6gq 3 ай бұрын

I live in Maine so I ALWAYS at least clean the salt off my lights every pump!!

@fishbellyman 3 ай бұрын

$22 for a car wash? I don’t think so. Free cleaner and paper towels at the gas station, yes sir.

@Cannashordie 3 ай бұрын

How long did that take you my goodness lmaoooo

@f4ll3nzr0 3 ай бұрын

I've seen someone go around with a big water bottle filling it up with the free hand sanitizer by the pumps. No more hand sanitizer now.

@stianh6164 3 ай бұрын

Thanks for getting the sponge full of sand 😢

@Bassdrummer0753 3 ай бұрын

HACHI MACHI back with another family episodes. Just the homies and the bozos!

@jbpeltier 3 ай бұрын

"They're not letting the idiots back there with the sharp knives" says Mr. five-pennies

@mickeyabbot5851 3 ай бұрын

Bought some nice speakers for my roommates reciever in a suspect walmart parking lot in college. Said they were "extras" and the commision was less than the bonus if they got rid of this last set. Roomate was an engineer, they let us open the package to look em over. We inspected em, everything checked out. We paid 25% of the sticker price(cash) on the DEFINITELY hot speakers, those boys got their crack money or whatever everyone was happy. We bumped those beauties at plenty of parties in our dorm with roof access. Good times.

@queenbeeshana 3 ай бұрын

Love youse, boys, homies, and bozos!

@andrewwilsing6533 3 ай бұрын

Back atcha

@Magnificent_Mustang 3 ай бұрын

Right back, atcha!

@quaaludecowboy692 3 ай бұрын

The image of chubby lil Kippy fumbling along on a bass to Summertime is hilarious

@offthetrail636 3 ай бұрын

When you get a chuckle from ol Kippy RUN WITH IT!!!

@garrettsmth 3 ай бұрын

Kippy doesn’t hate jazz, he fears it.

@thesk8cat 3 ай бұрын

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@RobertSlover 2 ай бұрын

ultimate dirt bag phrase "i hate jazz"

@kyleelicker4298 3 ай бұрын

T-Bone with the merch idea of the year, Kippy's little Killdozer with the ball cart

@StonkeyDomp 3 ай бұрын

Too bad we can't get it by June 4th for the 20th anniversary!

@KO8ESITO 3 ай бұрын

Toby is absolutely correct about the peanut butter m&m! Milk chocolate can kick rocks 😂

@jakemills2037 3 ай бұрын

Sundays are the best

@igotthiscovered 3 ай бұрын

Youse fellas got to get Billy Burr at the table.

@jenniferriley6440 3 ай бұрын

They have?

@user59371 3 ай бұрын

@@jenniferriley6440n’t

@EthanKlassen00 3 ай бұрын

As a former groundskeeper myself, Kippy is bang-on. It's also healthier for the grass to leave the clippings to decompose and fertilize.

@deannad9105 3 ай бұрын

But the clippings can't be too long or it clumps together and wilts the grass underneath. I know this because my landlord does that and I have a bunch of bald spots in the lawn

@cloudbloom 3 ай бұрын

Just cracked open a bottle of funny pills and my cat is chillin on my lap, he's about the size of Foley so I'm tryna watch this before my legs go numb. Sunday night with the bozos is always a good time I can tell ya that right now🤌🤌🤌

@WallhacksYT 3 ай бұрын

lmao fat feline foley getting cozy 🤣

@scroogemcduck9252 3 ай бұрын

All the Bozos all the Homies let’s gooooo!

@johndreker1613 3 ай бұрын

I have a great fence/neighbor story. My half-brother's grandmother lived in the same house since her husband built it in 1974. They also owned the neighbor's property (an empty lot) for about 15 years before selling it. They had a wooden fence put in around 1989. In 2012, a new family moved next door. The grandmother told them she was going to replace the fence (she was embarrassed about the condition) and then the neighbors went through a survey to figure out that the fence was actually on their property. They didn't want any construction going on because they just spent a lot on landscaping. On the day it was proven that the fence was actually on their property by about an inch, the father leaned a large ladder against the fence, then asked his kid to grab it when he was on the side of the house. We were on the second floor deck spying on him to see what they were doing. The top of the ladder hooked on the center post and the dumb 12-year-old kid tore down the middle of the fence trying to pull it instead of lifting up the ladder instead. So instead of waiting for a brand new fence to be put up before claiming it was on his property, he had to replace the entire fence, which was about 50 feet. He had proven ownership of the fence for about three hours.

@MNhi808 3 ай бұрын

cue the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme...

@bshan1211 3 ай бұрын

This episode could be called, Fat Guy NASA - no food combo left unexplored.

@ReallyBigBrother 3 ай бұрын

36:03 Kippy…. If your lawn service is cutting your yard without bagging it, then you’re definitely paying a guy with a push mower and shovel in the back of his pick up. Even trashy, drunken lawn company employees are going to mow your yard then bag the clippings and throw the bag on the truck before leaving… AS a trashy drunken lawn service employee, the time it took to type out this message that was WAY too long, was worth it 😂

@jacobmorton-washington-nh8mf 3 ай бұрын

Came to say this lol

@Magnificent_Mustang 3 ай бұрын

Thank you for your service (and typing time). 😂 Great comment.

@EthanKlassen00 3 ай бұрын

Former groundskeeper, we never bagged our grass. Healthier for the lawn in the long run

@dustynutz4982 3 ай бұрын

You're killing the lawn by bagging up the clippings. Don't be a lazy landscaper and mulch it properly and take your time with your work. I know we're garbage but we can't Be lazy fellas

@jamesmanriquez3493 3 ай бұрын

I need a Drumline remake with Foley on bass

@mrs.riche3939 3 ай бұрын

"I don't understand this term" spot clean, " 😅😂 Foley kills me.

@downundertherim6011 3 ай бұрын

he baffles me with his total lack of awareness sometimes

@mrs.riche3939 3 ай бұрын

@@downundertherim6011 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@deannad9105 3 ай бұрын

This is what happens when you are 50 years old and still have your elderly Mom do your laundry

@mickeyabbot5851 3 ай бұрын

Soeakijgbof buncha crunch, ya can't forget that brief period where we had the Butterfinger BB's(thanks in part to the simpsons ad campaign)

@johngriff914 3 ай бұрын

They were bangers.

@yoBigWave 3 ай бұрын

Foley every episode has some new " I love a chocolate milk at a train station " moment.. it's like listening to a junkie explain how good 80s coke was

@ZachLucas83 3 ай бұрын

As an athletic fit person I really enjoy this podcast since 90 percent of what you guys talk about is Food , I am living my fat life vicariously through this pod. 😂

@viper6257 3 ай бұрын

Oh my god I thought I might've been the only one 😂

@littlebunnyloo 3 ай бұрын

Wedding leftovers are standard! What’s better than cold bbq and cake when you’re FUCKED up after your nuptials! (Former wedding planner\current wedding caterer)

@clloyd96 3 ай бұрын

T-bone talking about Dad’s standard operating procedure had me in stitches

@Coyotito9000 3 ай бұрын

Theeese are the Sundays I like, thank you bozos! Love youse!

@kaseyjames6439 3 ай бұрын

Absolute killer show in Albany recently yall ! i literally talk about the pod every day n look forward to seeing everything that the whole gang is up to. You make a huge difference in my life, love youse so much🦅♥️

@UnstoppableNoah 3 ай бұрын

Just saw the new planet of the apes movie (trash) Brought in candy from dollar store (trash) Split a large popcorn and two drinks among 4 people (TRASH)

@andrewmiller7671 3 ай бұрын

"Trash trash trash"

@king_c9779 3 ай бұрын

Kippy has his big sister’s jacket on that’s cute. Kippy just wants to have fun.

@shedidwhatt 3 ай бұрын

I'm taking the wedding leftovers. If I bought it, thats mine lmao

@robiapicca5967 3 ай бұрын

"I'm gonna throw out a combination of 3 words that's gonna get Kippy rock hard! 'Original Pretzel Nuggets Bucket'" - Toby... lmao never change, guys!

@jacobfernandez458 15 күн бұрын

Hahahahaha 3 words

@zlargo6491 3 ай бұрын

"Yeah thats crazy" Kippy says about people going to their ex's wedding as if he isnt doing that in December 🤣

@zachlock4456 3 ай бұрын

6:48 "You guys ever meet in the middle and shake hands on Christmas? LOL had me rolling.

@williamseme325 3 ай бұрын

Sno caps are hands down the best movie theater candy. 100% on T-Bones side for this one

@bigsnacks913 3 ай бұрын

Wouldn't kick a box of raisinets outta bed needer

@bigsnacks913 3 ай бұрын

Wouldn't kick a box of raisinets outta bed needer

@Teddy-nd2jq 3 ай бұрын

That is true about the snickers. My older brother did show me the frozen snickers at the snack bar at the yacht club. I’m almost positive he showed me.

@antwarren2565 3 ай бұрын

Just saw the boys at the Albany Funny Bone. Best show yet this year. 🎉 Murdered

@dmanm85 3 ай бұрын

When I was a kid we had a neighbour that tried to convince my parents to split the cost of a row of trees to separate the yard, and when they didnt agree we had problems with him the rest of our lives cause he had to pay for the whole ting 🤣🤣

@Luna-fc6rr 3 ай бұрын

30:09 Foley just described a kolache. Had some in Texas and they were pretty delicious!

@joeguzman7080 3 ай бұрын

Went home sick from work. You guys mad me feel better. Thanks garbage fam

@jeffreycarpenter1864 3 ай бұрын

Toby nailed the Dad SOP for eating snacks out of a cup.

@bigwill-pn5xc 3 ай бұрын

You can't make a living hanging out! Kippys sadistic laugh. Calling out his mom. Gold.

@Listarded 3 ай бұрын

Best part of my Sunday is spending it with the fam. Also when we getting a nick mullen episode you bozos?

@dustynutz4982 3 ай бұрын

Foley you couldn't be more wrong about the lawn mower. You were just too lazy to mulch it correctly 😂

@jpolancoj 3 ай бұрын

My dad owned a landscaping company for 35 years and he bagged every lawn he cut. That is the majority of what fills up the back of a dump truck. Leaves are only a problem in late fall.

@rutgersrule23 3 ай бұрын

29:00 Toby saying I’m going to throw out a combination of 3 words then proceeds to say Original Pretzel Nuggets Bucket 😂 nuggets bucket!

@nickdavis8881 3 ай бұрын

I make Chicago dogs and a nice big salad for me and the missus almost weekly 😂😂😂

@deannad9105 3 ай бұрын

Is the salad an act of contrition to your arteries, for the hot dog?🤔😂

@Sam-fk8rd 3 ай бұрын

Kippy not knowing Joan Collins was wild hahaha

@JJJ-pj8ts 3 ай бұрын

Cold iceberg lettuce with chunky blue cheese dressing and crumbled bacon on a frozen plate. Clean livin’!

@Samantha_1775 3 ай бұрын

I'm with the long hair on sno caps ! Best movie candy around cause it was the only place I got em !

@Tommyk3576 3 ай бұрын

They only existed in the movie theater

@jonathanlamb3379 3 ай бұрын

Anyone with their patrion, is it worth it??? Huge fan of the show

@rambo6796 3 ай бұрын

Absolutely 💯 worth it

@sethwillis2782 3 ай бұрын

The best value out there

@johngriff914 3 ай бұрын

Worth it for Hard Feelings alone

@flatbushtommy9681 3 ай бұрын

I already love the name of this episode

@christanis4637 3 ай бұрын

Couldn't be more wrong about landscapers bagging grass😆😆

@the.leosalas 3 ай бұрын

Peanut 🥜 m&m’s are the BEST.

@midwestmulisha820 3 ай бұрын

That was a hydrostatic lawn mower. That’s why you saw all the hydraulic lines, great mowers. People bag grass when they wanna burn it or get rid of it. Mulching it up can cause your grass you fry.

@camero220 3 ай бұрын

Snacks out a cup. Drugs in a room. Everybody on medicine. Living our best lives.

@Al2One 3 ай бұрын

That’s hilarious bout the “can’t make a livin by hangin out” bit. 😂😂 oh, how life works out

@featherfoot614 3 ай бұрын

Maybe controversial but if I'm eating fries while driving, I rip the bag horizontally about half way down and pour the fries into it. That way you have easy access to your fries and you dont have to mess with the fry container. The first time I did this about only about 3 months ago, but I knew right then and there that it was a milestone in fat wisdom.

@raymondbusbee473 3 ай бұрын

One of my favorite things I’ve ever heard on this podcast. “We gotta hold people accountable, Burger King STINKS”

@camero220 3 ай бұрын

Don't need a straw for that popcorn dust, spoons all the way fellas. Spoons all the way.

@donaldmurphy9305 3 ай бұрын

“Death Pasta” 😂

@michaelmayhem138 3 ай бұрын

That's I played french horn in middle school.i wanted to play percussion. Now I play bass

@MikeTrainormusic 3 ай бұрын

What doesn’t make sense to me is you guys talk about doing a special- when every episode is f*cking hilarious. You guys are getting funnier and funnier. Thanks for the laughs. Cheers homies and bozos🤙

@Bardmin 3 ай бұрын

wearing a Charlie Parker jazz fest as i am watching this lol. Another Banger!! HowwwyaDoinnn

@DrewMikeSpoon 3 ай бұрын

48:06 I’m hammered & laughing harder than ever at this point.

@joelle.miller 3 ай бұрын

Toby is wild for that m&m comment. Mini m&ms top tier movie candy.

@elijahdrake9113 3 ай бұрын

Yuck

@lilchamp325stunna 3 ай бұрын

I’ve probably watched or heard every family episode. 💜💜 love you bozos!

@bradkaufmann6489 3 ай бұрын

You guys could NOT be more wrong about the Auntie Anne's pretzel breakfast sandy's! They are ADDICTING! 🤤

@Stephen_Garner 3 ай бұрын

Hey Big man, maybe you ate sausage rolls for breakfast when you were over here but they are definitely not considered a breakfast item in the UK 😂

@stevelafave560 3 ай бұрын

"I'm a cheese man, everyone knows that about me." 😅

@jamiepasquariello2652 3 ай бұрын

That would make a phenomenal skit. Door to door salesman for your Patreon lmao

@danieljosephgarcia 3 ай бұрын

Coming from a certified ten dollar garbage homie who was in the jazz club in high school - love youse see you fuckers in Albuquerque this fall

@jeffreytopnick4710 3 ай бұрын

31:32 Kippy put two fingers to the temple, discussing food just got serious, tell me about pretzel cheese boys!

@amandabenedict3844 3 ай бұрын

Regarding the wedding leftovers: my venue gave us all the meals that were left over from no shows when we left. They said “you paid for these, they’re yours”

@setharegan 3 ай бұрын

I used to fill vending machines in Lancaster pa, and the Amtrak station went through an abundant amount of chocolate milk. +1 Foley

@jdcriswell2499 3 ай бұрын

My favorite podcast Always enjoy.

@lennylemens 3 ай бұрын

“He sleeps on one, I sleeps on one.”

@dmt2594 3 ай бұрын

You guys were fabulous in Rochester!!! Great show!

@kevinl3254 3 ай бұрын

Toby looks like he stands outside of truck stop dog parks with treats in his pocket.

@sarahk3830 3 ай бұрын

Landscapers use leaf blowers for grass clippings. 😉

@hughjass7101 3 ай бұрын

that cut grass is new seed to keep the grass growing healthy. dont bag it, dont even rake it. the birds and squirrels etc will do most of the clean up.

@hollatafool 3 ай бұрын

Bro the gibberish returning from the first AD 😂😂😂 wtf dude 20:52

@KingoftheLizardz 3 ай бұрын

This ep was a banger!

@tyler4804 3 ай бұрын

AYG is life

@Shamblez_dub 3 ай бұрын

Just got home from a longggg day at the bars. Almost threw hands with a fella that groped my friend. Thanks for the levity fellas

@cptghostmaker 3 ай бұрын

Literally watching this and eating peanut m&m’s, I’m trash.

@deadmenwalkingpodcast 3 ай бұрын

Guys, you roll out the pretzel dough like a snake as always, but instead of twisting it into a pretzel, you layer it in a circular motion and make it a cone, bake it, and then stuff the eggs and bacon inside of it. Breakfast pretzel cone. Boom!

@vcdholo 3 ай бұрын

"Hey do you need some great speakers?" "See that club over there, they already paid for these but paid for 10 dozen and only wanted 1 dozen, so we have all these extra we want to sell CHEAP!" Always a demo pair and boxes taped closed filled with a couple bricks and newspaper.