Aries Spears - Dialog Old English Gladiator Braveheart
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12 жыл бұрынfrom: aries spears - hollywood look im smiling 2011
@ffiinnrroodd 11 жыл бұрын
How the hell did he remember a monologue that complex?
@thedevilsadvocate3710 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he ad libs it. He's obviously got an interest in the old writings.
@VilaToro64 4 жыл бұрын
He was an actor on mad tv so pretty sure dude gots experience
@v4vndta911 3 жыл бұрын
Practice, practice, practice. And more practice. Try it.
@mohammadnurfiqri2831 3 жыл бұрын
Or he just speaks it. One can just understand the words and say them. lol.
@jd_jd_jd 3 жыл бұрын
I bet you know the lyrics from hundreds of songs... some you haven't heard for years and years... how did you learn them(?) Repetition Repetition Repetition
@keefswet381 2 жыл бұрын
"Ah there he is My son My seed My young loin The mirrored me that spawns from the spew of my male mayonnaise"🤣🤣🤣 Def using this one
@iroezekiela7295 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 me too
@mo3bandz91 8 жыл бұрын
"I'll be there eating my popcorn like damn who got diabetes." I'm dead man 😂
@tracykilpatrick7219 8 жыл бұрын
Keenan Gordon "My grandmoma the insulin's"
@snarfer5612 8 жыл бұрын
+Tracy Kilpatrick it's, "my grandmama got 'da insolence"
@tracykilpatrick7219 8 жыл бұрын
Lmao how did I miss that?
@zafarkhanis 8 жыл бұрын
Bahahahah
@juniorshadows 8 жыл бұрын
I don't understand that joke idk y
@ColdDream224 9 жыл бұрын
"Now hither away before the third planet from the sun is plagued by darkness at a command from the higher lords." Basically get your ass outside before it's dark out!
@jonwilson9644 9 жыл бұрын
hither away ;)
@jonwilson9644 9 жыл бұрын
and he's saying leave before it gets dark :P not be back by dark
@ColdDream224 9 жыл бұрын
Jon wilson Monsieur Jon Wilson! Your good deed today shall not go unacknowledged, for it is due to your expertise in the subject of spelling, that I, Bryan, is blithely aware of his erratum on this ever fateful day. Though my pride may be wounded, it is not without enlightenment for my own benefit. Now bear witness to the fruits of your efforts as I rectify my past endeavours.
@jonwilson9644 9 жыл бұрын
ahahahahahahahah nice
@tre-moon-dous6122 8 жыл бұрын
+Bryan can you maybe please tell me what to google if i want to learn how to speak like that? its a really interesting way to speak
@alvinsurreal2698 8 жыл бұрын
Aries is a very intelligent comedian!
@DraculaCronqvist 5 жыл бұрын
He's funny, but not intelligent.
@thechunkiestmonkey6887 5 жыл бұрын
@@DraculaCronqvist well you're not funny or intelligent
@alexz98d 5 жыл бұрын
yes he is, but the 80% of the public don't really get the jokes and don't laugh because , what do you know , they're black.
@thechunkiestmonkey6887 5 жыл бұрын
@@DraculaCronqvist well you say he isn't intelligent in which there is many forms of intelligence and I would say you don't have one.
@DraculaCronqvist 5 жыл бұрын
@aaron pryor I do get his jokes, and I find them funny. That doesn't make him intelligent, however. If you do not know the difference between finding something funny and intelligence, then... you truly are stupid.
@michaelpinto5448 9 жыл бұрын
Aries is a freaking genius
@wiseguy8438 2 жыл бұрын
a nuuuu cheeki breeki iv damke!
@shubroto81 8 жыл бұрын
I CANT work under these conditions......lmaooo
@LuG8911 4 жыл бұрын
The insolence joke was sooooooooo fuckN clever. It went over alot of people's heads in that crowd
@terencerodgerstr 2 жыл бұрын
Explain please
@LuG8911 2 жыл бұрын
@@terencerodgerstr insolence was being used properly as "rude or disrespectful" in his monologue but he was making fun of the guy's ignorance who was watching the movie, as thinking the movie was talking about INSULIN, a term used primarily by minorities to describe diabetes lol
@dominictoretto9645 2 жыл бұрын
@@LuG8911 people really call diabetes insulin? Hahaha
@LuG8911 2 жыл бұрын
@@dominictoretto9645 i swear! Haha
@donniecastro1456 2 жыл бұрын
@@dominictoretto9645 no Insulin is medicine that is used to treat diabetics lol so we associate those two together instantly
@TheKorfish 8 жыл бұрын
Get his ass on game of thrones now!
@melissarosario4414 8 жыл бұрын
i know he great with accent
@prayerpowersr854 7 жыл бұрын
+Melissa Rosario it's actually not that great, you might not be able to hear him slip in and out but to a native englisher, it's clear as day
@jelenapavlovic3579 7 жыл бұрын
You can watch Braveheart (1995) full movie here *myfullmovies(dot)pw/braveheart-1995-full-movie/.* Thanks, Newton.
@thayalsinghamraagavi1708 7 жыл бұрын
TТhis movie is now available tо watch hеreее => twitter.com/0bf2c82822c5bbbc4/status/795841972611084288 Ariеees Spеaaars Diаlоg Оld Еnglish Gladiаtor Braveеehеaaааrt
@jack_daddy_mack 7 жыл бұрын
David Sadowski Yes, damn it!
@nardiafuller2722 7 жыл бұрын
Ah, there you are... LaKeisha................... LMFAO
@7oy.boy77 4 жыл бұрын
"The mirrored me that sprayed from my male mayonnaise "LMHO
@kafil407 2 жыл бұрын
"The mirrored me that spawns from the spew of my male mayonnaise"....I dont know wtf you was listening too...lol
@jbulldog10 3 жыл бұрын
“I need you to follow me..and keep up. i can’t work under these conditions” is the best part of this 🤣🤣🤣
@algerae1984 7 жыл бұрын
that monologue was so smooth lol
@MioRaem 11 жыл бұрын
"PROMETHEUS, PLEASE, SPARE ME OF YOUR BANALITY! xD
@sirreginaldlee3576 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@cb4gusto744 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I practice that part
@retrofooly238 3 жыл бұрын
@@cb4gusto744 me 2 😂😂
@javarisjamarjavarisonlamar7517 2 жыл бұрын
@@cb4gusto744 on dogs
@pinacoladatv808 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@JustAsiaaa 6 жыл бұрын
He had me at “Male mayonnaise “ 💀
@thedarkwarriorperspective7475 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@malcolminthemiddle8777 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@kingraj333 8 жыл бұрын
damn i ddnt even laugh that much, i was just in awe of his english accent
@caneanukunuku8269 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂same here!!!
@eminentjonfrost 6 жыл бұрын
Wretched is how I feel as I spew these words of hostility from my lips. Ah, there you are, Lakeesha, the beauty of my seduction. How I long to ravish the concubines of your clavicle... But first I must silence these roars that stem from my belly due to hunger. For it is only fit for a king to dine on the killing of a carcass after a day of duly wages. Ah, there he is, my son, my seed, my young loin, the mirrored me that spawns from the spew of my male mayonnaise. I want you to take these metals of currency and go down to the local marketplace and trade them for a feast of yeast and wine. Now, hither away before the third planet from the sun is plagued by darkness at a command from the higher lords. As for you, my love, only when darkness is among us will I shower you with the fire that burns deep underneath my cloak. For only your seduction can force me to fall to bended knee and sip the wet spicy nectar which flows from the purr of your kitty cat.
@Gyrbae 4 жыл бұрын
HUH!?
@killabees3610 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao Early
@josephinsall9158 4 жыл бұрын
Wow love it
@ashtweth 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Bro that actually got me some pussy hahaha! :)
@tien5727 4 жыл бұрын
eminentjonfrost LMFAOOOO
@TragicPrismatic 9 жыл бұрын
Wow, it's so rare that I hear an American do an English accent well; this is great! ^_^
@jd_jd_jd 3 жыл бұрын
You're not English are you lol
@bloodyconfessor 2 жыл бұрын
it's a rubbish impression he couldn't stop the ebonics from flowing through lol stop pretending yank prick
@Channel-se6mn 2 жыл бұрын
@Meadow Pinkelle it’s not the best
@clifton6919 2 жыл бұрын
@@jd_jd_jd 🤣
@kalebnbrown 9 жыл бұрын
"I can't work under these conditions!"
@Anonymous10801 7 жыл бұрын
Now let us admire the tales of fantasy this sire has brought upon us. For only those with highest of potential and the most creative of minds can create such extravagant fantasies which caress our imagination in such a way that we ourselves aspire to do the same workings as the aformentioned sire does when the darkness decends and the hearts of man leads him to flock to his place of gathering to engage in such a joyous time.
@ColdDream224 7 жыл бұрын
BillyTheSnake A most compelling assessment from a fellow spectator. I would not believe myself to be the most enlightened in the matter of eloquent dialogue, however even one such as I, a low born bastard, can oversee the height of intelligence required to display a rather pivotal upper echelon performance.
@MissEasyPeasySleasy 4 жыл бұрын
I love you both!🤣🤣🤣
@theonewhostandsaboveall6826 3 жыл бұрын
@@ColdDream224 yal niggas went off 🔥
@messerx10 2 жыл бұрын
@@theonewhostandsaboveall6826 yall both just tryna get some pussy!! shut it . haha
@stevehangzo7159 2 жыл бұрын
@@messerx10 huiha heiha🤣
@liamcaffrey1741 4 жыл бұрын
As an Englishman, I applaud your accent. It was a lot better than most american's English accent.
@einundsiebenziger5488 14 күн бұрын
... most *Americans' English accent
@TheBillaro 8 жыл бұрын
LOVE the English accent and speech. This guy is good.
@dominiquemcclaney128 8 жыл бұрын
He really likes English accents!!!!! Its cool though!!!! Hes funny!!!! I like the way that he thinks!!!!!
@malcolminthemiddle8777 4 жыл бұрын
Yea
@vamtheanomaly 11 жыл бұрын
Remember he isnt just a comedian, he was an actor / sketch comedy actor. Its more complex than some can imagine.
@Thoregor 10 жыл бұрын
This guy is what I really needed to make me laugh.
@nameless.greyceo 3 жыл бұрын
The most funniest, underrated guy ever, why doesn't this guy have netflix specials every month?
@laftw93 9 жыл бұрын
"and sip the wet spicy nectar which flows from the purr of your kitty-kat" bahahaha
@Em_Rey 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@louiegimena4742 6 жыл бұрын
Man! Aries's talent is overflowing.
@joemunoz1476 6 жыл бұрын
"my grandmama got the insulins" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sirreginaldlee3576 3 жыл бұрын
"The fire that burns deep underneath my cloak" 🤣😭
@Ober1kenobi 10 жыл бұрын
My grandma got da insolence
@ThouArtOfWar 10 жыл бұрын
Insulin
@TostiTostelli 10 жыл бұрын
ThouArtOfWar Man you talkin about your grandma? show some respect.
@ThouArtOfWar 10 жыл бұрын
TostiTostelli wtf you talking about my grandma was not mentioned in the video more did I mention her moron.
@Ober1kenobi 10 жыл бұрын
we're you guys even listening, go back and re listen because he clearly says it it,
@ThouArtOfWar 10 жыл бұрын
He says it I didn't your comment was directed toward me. Even if he did it's comedy who cares.
@wr3tched 10 жыл бұрын
wr3tched is how i feel as i spew these words of hostility from my lips.
@Deluxe_Sterling 6 жыл бұрын
Wr3tched hi how are ya
@louv5166 2 жыл бұрын
I've been raving about Aries since the 90s. I was always confused as to why he never became a bigger star.
@bahamutr4270 2 жыл бұрын
To me overall his material was to early for the era, Carlos Mencia and Dave Chappelle's more commentary comedy hit more at the time.
@enyionyeobia5103 3 жыл бұрын
Damn! Arie’s theatrical dialog is on point!! ✊🏾
@mahadfaycal2843 10 жыл бұрын
This guy is brilliant!
@ak-vk3gd 3 жыл бұрын
damn this man is a fookin legend for speaking this old and complex dialogue intelligence that all i got to say
@ellias9900 3 жыл бұрын
"I like it for THE dialogues";⚓️;✌️;.
@AKingAmongst 3 жыл бұрын
This bit never gets old 😂
@dexterhinds7945 3 ай бұрын
Yeah the audience sucked I remember this stand-up. I think it was Manhattan infront of a more cultured black audience and i remember he was saying some funny shit on race and those more liberal blacks were more vague in their laughter
@Iden_Elihio_1999 3 жыл бұрын
Damn his English sounds so accurate .......
@yafaisquadify 6 жыл бұрын
Very underrated comedian.
@buttayobread505 7 жыл бұрын
Aries is talent
@yoyobones4459 7 жыл бұрын
the way he was speaking old English he should be in Game of Thrones or something LOL it was to good
@laquetaworley4791 3 жыл бұрын
Yes Aries is complete genius !!!! I love him !!! He always crack me up
@drepop803 9 жыл бұрын
i feel the same exact way. i love the old english/middle ages era. love all the movies, shows, and the oh so sexy women.
@AngieFox 8 жыл бұрын
male mayonnaise lmao
@revolutionoftheclassics3630 6 жыл бұрын
The Shakespeare bits were amazing Great talent!
@stilettoheel 6 жыл бұрын
Not casting him in Macbeth is a waste. That man can deliver lines. Good damn i would watch that.
@Em_Rey 2 жыл бұрын
Facts!
@andycopeland7051 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously the best thing in TV/film/theater is dialogue.
@puccan479 2 жыл бұрын
Do y’all understand how hard it is to even memorize this joke?
@mr305monje5 5 жыл бұрын
This is why i love black comedians this m.f. are the best in the world period.......
@Ali-dn9tl 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAOO mann wrong crowd. That was gold!
@VersionBest 11 жыл бұрын
Damn I haven't seen him since his MadTV days. He was one of my favorites on the show.
@boywithoutsoul587 3 жыл бұрын
This is the reason why I love this guy
@Nighthawkwr200 6 жыл бұрын
I died at the insolence joke
@WarzoneArea 2 жыл бұрын
He got that dialogue on point never heard an American get it down like tha
@wonderfulchild55 11 жыл бұрын
He did a great english impression. Smart. He is a great comedian and actor!
@VinnyLations 6 жыл бұрын
One of the best stand ups of all time!!!!
@andrewmaclean9810 2 жыл бұрын
Aries Spears' accents/impressions are fucking brilliant lmaoooo
@MrJking065 2 жыл бұрын
His obsession with siring an heir blinded him to how capable his daughters were of running the family business.
@bojanraicevic34 2 жыл бұрын
He is superb.
@DJ-D3music 8 жыл бұрын
@ 2:10 some girl got turned on by what he said 😂😂
@dre79ful 11 жыл бұрын
this guy is a riot. very talented comedian!
@HiramAvila 6 жыл бұрын
''i can't work under these conditions'' I died
@MrCONBO 6 жыл бұрын
holy shit this guy is a genius
@sharktheory0772 3 жыл бұрын
Aries Spears doesn’t get the credit he deserves.
@hechx4606 2 жыл бұрын
I love this guy's delivery. I'm not laughing but I'm enjoying myself very much.
@OmarDiego2030 2 жыл бұрын
This is FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@user-ux5hw9fm6m 19 күн бұрын
I watched , keep watching and I'm sure I'll watch again cause is great this guy .
@LORENSSIOK 7 жыл бұрын
That was harder than it looked! Well done monsieur!
@Jeffrey9In4Chains 6 жыл бұрын
damn that ancient English dialogue was on point my dude!
@sairentoaudio 3 жыл бұрын
Dude is underrated.
@growingwithjoy 2 жыл бұрын
This was incredibly good!!! Next level comedian for sure.
@joeganderton3616 8 жыл бұрын
Very talented
@aviel3361 7 жыл бұрын
This guy is freaking BRILLIANT! :)
@Wes-dr3hx 6 жыл бұрын
This nigga is so talented. You people have no idea how much talent Ares has. He’s had mild success but deserves better.
@weirdscience8341 6 жыл бұрын
His English accent is actually fucking good he kinda sounds like my doctor when he does it
@justlooking2183 6 жыл бұрын
Poetic comedy pure genius ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ bravo
@OlviMasta77 2 жыл бұрын
I want to see Aries Spears doing Shakespeare!!
@PiKaHsSoJones 4 жыл бұрын
Aries is aa genius
@fallout_patty 6 жыл бұрын
Insolence... GOT DAMN WHO GOT DIABETES 😂😂😂😂😂
@eisenkreuzmusik 10 жыл бұрын
I have been highly entertained and engaged in laughter by your routine as a stand-up entertainer
@szvqorwnpstahskypfwmp9821 8 жыл бұрын
Aries is a very talented man. LOL!! Big fan!!
@TheIrregular1 8 жыл бұрын
lmfao wet "spicy" nectar 😂😂😂
@leslieholmes9706 2 жыл бұрын
Still got some Christmas shopping to get done !
@beareroflife 4 жыл бұрын
Hes a true Artist!
@pixelhot7888 3 жыл бұрын
Woa, I'd take a whole year to memorize those lines!
@hanzcorrea5750 3 жыл бұрын
Aries fucking spears!!! much love!!! from philippines!!!
@alvingarcia4796 3 жыл бұрын
This is the shiznit!
@grassshadow1 6 жыл бұрын
He is so well spoken
@DTRider1 4 жыл бұрын
One of the best!
@brianclittle1593 2 жыл бұрын
I need him to do a Netflix special!! Please!!
@joshmcnulty5950 5 жыл бұрын
Legendary, one of my favourite sketches
@ctoh27 10 жыл бұрын
I keep watching this shit!
@soscobra 3 жыл бұрын
Girl laughing at 2:31 is so cute.
@IAMBENNYBLANCO. 5 жыл бұрын
Comedian genius
@Mike.Jones2 4 жыл бұрын
This dude is awesome
@mopnem 4 жыл бұрын
The dude really is talented
@Gabriel-lm7jw 6 жыл бұрын
He's a genius!
@OutPlayedGGZ 5 жыл бұрын
"Mi'Lord" is said when one noble is speaking to another as a sign of respect,"My Lord" is said when a commoner is speaking to a noble as a sign of fealty
@roberthaney4634 4 жыл бұрын
Well this is fucking gold.
@hercules1402 6 жыл бұрын
AMAZING
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