Arizona Is The Worst State In The Country

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3 жыл бұрын

From episode 221: • #221 - Epstein's Favor...
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@spr30 3 жыл бұрын

“we’re on the surface of Mars and everybody is a retard” is gonna literally be true 50 years from now

@jordan_velasquez 3 жыл бұрын

50 years? That's being way too generous 😂

@zachkellow81 3 жыл бұрын

@@jordan_velasquez fur eel, my g. this entire plane of existence, realm, planet, whatever the fuck this place we live on/in is, is on a downward trajectory so steep that Chris D'elia's career would look at it in awe

@JimmyTurner 3 жыл бұрын

@@zachkellow81 how drunk are you?

@zachkellow81 3 жыл бұрын

@@JimmyTurner i stopped drinking a few years back but sleep depravation is a very real phenomena

@thepermman 3 жыл бұрын

@@jordan_velasquez 100 years from now, but 50 years from now too.

@foodtastesgood8579 Жыл бұрын

I've been in Tucson for about 4 months now and this is the most disconnected Human Experience I've ever had

@ernestofraijo1156 Жыл бұрын

I moved out here years ago and omg. Tucson sucks. Most dense group of people ever.

@MikeOcksmallClips Жыл бұрын

People here are ignorant with a passion

@sheraniqueredmond1419 Жыл бұрын

I agree I hate it in Tucson straight 8 mile trailer trash 😩😂

@ChrisbyChickenMan23 Жыл бұрын

Maybe it’s the retardation

@Toomuchbullshitt Жыл бұрын

Peter from Family Guy literally gained his retarded mindset back by visiting Tucson

@tylermcaneny 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve lived in AZ my whole life and this is all true

@uzah88 3 жыл бұрын

I live here now and keep it true 🙋🏿‍♂️

@zachkellow81 3 жыл бұрын

can confirm

@inappropriatern8060 3 жыл бұрын

I live in Yuma, the armpit of the worst state.

@zachkellow81 3 жыл бұрын

@@inappropriatern8060 yuma? have you always lived in yuma? if so, what did you do to earn such karma and if not, why did you end up in yuma? I'm sending you my thoughts and prayers, from Tucson lol so not much better but yuma is the armpit for sure, though. Yuma's the pit, Tucson is... the collapsed vein in the forearm that's shot out after years of IV drug use... yeah that checks out

@lancegoodthrust546 3 жыл бұрын

Hey, I'm up in Portland. And Tim's never been here. But he talks a lot of shit about how it sucks. And he's not wrong. They say "Don't judge a book by it's cover"? Ya, those are called retards.

@TheKrazyGoob 3 жыл бұрын

In our defense our brains are slow cooked on a yearly basis hence the mental degradation. Someone in history came here and said "Well this place looks and feels like literal hell, let's set up camp here." That is our lineage.

@mickeypang 3 жыл бұрын

& as Stanhope pointed out ; penultimate to least funded/supported mental healthcare infrastructure, in the nation. So let them brains fry then allow chaos to sort it self out. Not as cringe worthy as, say, scientific insights to the human body's physiological limits from the suffering of emprissoned Jewish concentration camp victims recordings. Perhaps valuable to society to properly document the errossion of humanity and civility of the state. And that's the way God wants it? (Considering it's among the more God fearing states)

@magisterrleth3129 3 жыл бұрын

The first Arizonans, the progenitors, if you will, were Mexicans. And then we we to war with Mexico for pretty much the same reason I declare wars in EU:4; to get that nice coast-to-coast blob. So then we drove out all the Mexicans, and they were replaced by settlers too lazy to finish the walk to the west coast. Truly a noble lineage.

@mickeypang 3 жыл бұрын

@@magisterrleth3129 "We'll know we've reached the promise land when our feeding habits (enormous portions about as gigantic as our delusions ) renders us immobile. From point of unmovable determination , we will build great walls around our perimeter, the best walls , even smarter than China's walls"

@brycehowell7192 3 жыл бұрын

The entire southern half of the state is a monument to man's arrogance

@markcosta4337 2 жыл бұрын

I hate Arizona, I hate Arizona, I despise Arizona, and this is the worst place to live.

@papusa9878 2 жыл бұрын

What part

@markcosta4337 2 жыл бұрын

Well maybe I was having a bad day hate is a strong word. However professionally the state has basically went against us here and I think that's the source of our issue now her time we get rolling on a path. Things happen

@rhymeswithtyme 5 ай бұрын

@@papusa9878all of it

@colinblack8311 3 ай бұрын

It’s bad

@smoke__weed 3 жыл бұрын

Lived in Arizona for 8 years... this is 100% correct I would never go back.

@matthewvoiland1076 2 жыл бұрын

good riddance

@Gambleraddictz Жыл бұрын

💯💯💯

@hankmoody5514 Жыл бұрын

I want to leave so bad! 😭😭

@SeattleHooligan Жыл бұрын

I've lived here for nine and I hate it so much/sucks so bad, I am planning on moving back to Chicago. I'd rather deal with the winter, stepping over crack pipes and risk getting robbed on the train.

@Gambleraddictz Жыл бұрын

@@SeattleHooligan yeah, bro, Arizona, I left that fucking shit hole after 15 years. I live in Vegas now and let’s just say I’ve never lived a happier life until now! Most of The people in Phoenix are some of the lowest quality people ever. Haters, bums, meth heads & drug addicts, retarded drivers, everybody fucks each other out there, Poverty at its finest & people with no goals or ambition. Not saying everyone but MOST. Arizona really is the lowest end of the stick.

@ShadowFireChronicles 2 жыл бұрын

I grew up in Arizona and left as soon as I could. Will not ever live there again.

@raul9576 3 жыл бұрын

We should sell Arizona and New Mexico back to Mexico

@j2duhb110 2 жыл бұрын

Let the MESSican mafia, and La Raza have the whole sOuTh WeSt.

@JohnnyJackson746 9 ай бұрын

They wouldn't take them back. Mexico cheated America by giving away those states

@MichaelTexas70 3 жыл бұрын

I moved to Scottsdale from Dallas. Tim is spot on. Arizona is the Florida of the West coast. A true embarrassment !!!!

@malvolio01 2 жыл бұрын

Dallas isn't much, either. I've lived in Phoenix and Dallas and both are pretty much cultural wastelands. Btw, Miami is great. No comparison. Not sure where the Florida thing came from.

@RPhelan99 2 жыл бұрын

I moved here to Phoenix from Dallas too. All of this is accurate

@Avo7977 Жыл бұрын

@@malvolio01 Why do you say Miami is so great?

@Perich29 10 ай бұрын

back in 2005 I've moved from Fresno California to Chandler AZ and yes AZ sucks its a prison like state.

@specialagentorange4329 8 ай бұрын

Florida? You mean California, right?

@jayallen81 3 жыл бұрын

Ben is a sweet little angel that needs to be protected.

@Zgembo121 3 жыл бұрын

bless'em

@insidiousmaximus 3 жыл бұрын

Probably into some serious bdsm

@saturatedneowax 3 жыл бұрын

reminds me of that “gays too precious to send to war” onion video

@MurdaIncorporated 3 жыл бұрын

*Mossad has entered the chat*

@Smoof29 3 жыл бұрын

AZ's redeeming quality is no daylight savings and the grand canyon

@dustywaxhead 3 жыл бұрын

And apparently Vegas is closer to the Grand Canyon than Phoenix

@Smoof29 3 жыл бұрын

@@dustywaxhead indeed it is!

@JULI2012MUSIC 3 жыл бұрын

“I’ve really had it with the West!”

@richspizzaparty Жыл бұрын

Been in Phoenix one year after being in LA for 11. I'm confused by it. Hot but overly tattooed women, zero culture and 6 months of insufferable heat. And now it's getting expensive. I've lived all over and this is the only place I've zero desire to explore.

@sirclarkmarz 3 жыл бұрын

Arizona is Florida with mountains and desert and without the humidity

@jasonbeary5771 3 жыл бұрын

So,,, Not Florida.

@sirclarkmarz 3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonbeary5771 only difference between Florida man in Arizona man is one is fat and doughy the other is skinny and leathery

@julianbluefeather8491 3 жыл бұрын

@@sirclarkmarz which is which

@rudevol8355 3 жыл бұрын

@@sirclarkmarz Florida is much nicer and health-conscious than Arizona. And, Florida is a FREE state, unlike the shithole Commiefornia and the rest of the west coast states. My aunt lives in Palo Alto and I couldn't go into San Francisco because of the suffocating smell of feces and urine everywhere. That city has been destroyed and LA is a dystopia. The homeless walk the syringe-covered streets like a zombie apocalypse. Tent cities everywhere thanks to liberal policies that have been proven to be garbage for decades, but a dumb population has those idiots voting them in again and again. Of course, when you hold fraudulent elections then we get these results. The whole election system is a fraud. It is amazing to see liberals play mental gymnastics in trying to explain how the election was on the up and up with mail-in voting and Biden is some sort of leader. The Mexican President during his virtual meeting w/ Biden had a look on his face, as Biden read his terrible speech to him, like "This guy....please."

@AMPProf 3 жыл бұрын

fk off with that Florida has NASA People in Florida have real money! Not the same

@TheEvvanw 2 жыл бұрын

I'm from Arizona and this is true. This place SUCKS

@Perich29 10 ай бұрын

Lived in Arizona for 18 years and yes, the entire state of Arizona is like a one big prison.

@danieldiangelis6502 9 ай бұрын

"These fucking tan leathery people....spent their entire fucking lives marinating themselves in vodka." I can't remember the last time I laughed so fucking hard that it reminds me the power of laughter holy fuck hahaha Tim Dillon you rock my shitty world hahahaha

@krustykrabfrycook7690 3 жыл бұрын

I hope the AZ Dept of Tourism reaches out. I would love to see "The Grand Canyon, its disgusting" guided tour.

@Shinners124 2 жыл бұрын

There would be plenty of rapes if that tour were to be brought to fruition

@chiefhardy6312 3 жыл бұрын

Went to AZ in November a couple of years back. Some dude was shivering on the bus with multiple layers on in 70 degree weather. That was my cue to get the fuck out of there

@user-pk2mk3rh8i 3 жыл бұрын

Smart move bro that place is hell

@matthewvoiland1076 2 жыл бұрын

thanks for leaving

@chiefhardy6312 2 жыл бұрын

@J S honestly that’s probably the right answer, dude looked homeless

@chris7285 2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewvoiland1076 Your brain must be fried

@SaturdaySportsman Ай бұрын

It had nothing to do with the temperature. It was the DT's.

@amalis91 3 жыл бұрын

Joe Rogan: Hold my Connecticut.

@Jonmad17 3 жыл бұрын

Connecticut is weird in that either you're rich and live in a charming town with great history and interesting people, or you're poor and live in complete squalor. There's no in-between. The middle class doesn't exist here.

@chrisslavin9496 3 жыл бұрын

@@Jonmad17 That’s not true in my experience. You have the rich and the poor, but there are lots of middle class neighborhoods in Norwalk, Stratford, Fairfield, etc., and in northern Connecticut lots of farmsteaders

@DrPhil-kx3ci 3 жыл бұрын

@@Jonmad17 I lived in Connecticut and lived like a sewer rat and now have tested positive for Connecticut Aids.

@chrisslavin9496 3 жыл бұрын

@Big Crunch Funny, but you are neglecting large swaths of middle-class communities and the aforementioned farmlands 😘

@thenachomagic8034 3 жыл бұрын

@Big Crunch Yea I’m from central ct. The only thing you missed is all the sports fanatic morons.

@APR944 3 жыл бұрын

Laughing my ass off listening to Tim trash my state.😂💀

@chris7285 2 жыл бұрын

It’s my state too but it don’t feel like home when it feels more like hell

@mikeehrmantraut8622 2 жыл бұрын

@@chris7285 ive been begging my mom to move, can’t do anything without money + I literally can’t go outside tor more than 5 mins

@Shinners124 2 жыл бұрын

@@chris7285 maaan come to Iowa. 80 degree humid nights are horrible. Lived in chandler for a year, loved the dry heat and the fall months. Tim is absolutely right though with this rant, I’m crying right now😂

@greghacker4555 Жыл бұрын

@@chris7285 yes I agree it feels like he'll here

@chris7285 Жыл бұрын

@@Shinners124 fuck the heat altogether, Iowa sucks balls too. Good thing there’s 50 states I can choose from.

@Btn1136 3 жыл бұрын

I live in Phoenix and there are times I go to the grocery and I can’t believe some of these people are functional citizens. The amount of face tattoos is out of control. Pretty much my biggest focus in life is to save and invest enough money to put my kid into the best private school so I can avoid these losers.

@sulfrcloud7460 2 жыл бұрын

what the fuck does face tattoos have to do with intelligence? haha that’s ignorant to even think there’s a correlation

@dimention6600 Жыл бұрын

So true. Private schools are the way to go there.

@lucash5446 3 жыл бұрын

Damn... my state just got raped.

@hellfrost333 3 жыл бұрын

Can't handle the Heat stay out of the Valley!

@lucash5446 3 жыл бұрын

@@hellfrost333 what hallmark card did you get that from?

@StephanieJamesKeenan 3 жыл бұрын

I live in az and I hate myself. I loved your show in Phx and I screamed like a moron. I’m sick of my shit.

@MarksBigOlHam 4 ай бұрын

I have extra reasons to hate Arizona. I've lost family members here, I got stung TWICE by scorpions, I've had relationships fall apart completely here, I have no reason to even STAY in Arizona anymore.

@sixkicksfightertricks949 2 жыл бұрын

The small towns and pines in northern Arizona are really beautiful. The deserts further south are pretty and in the winter they are nice to camp at. But for Phoenix I agree with his monologue.

@nathankyle6485 3 жыл бұрын

Yooo az worst dirtball in the west.

@scottdavis4439 3 жыл бұрын

"NOT Rock Formations ... aliens land and face F.U." hahaha

@iCHAWY 2 жыл бұрын

Born and raised in AZ. This had me crying laughing. Grew up in Peoria too.

@neoskater420 11 ай бұрын

Same here and Arizona sucks balls the heat sucks people here are fake as f**k alot say they help the homeless haha lmfao fake church goers I know my family are those people heck there own son/brother lives in his truck they won't help says alot right there. All I know is when I get my place they are not allowed over and they will have to do the same as I used to have a house with my dad and we let them all come back and stay while they found a place a few stayed for a couple years and we also had there stuff for storage. After my dad passes they became evil and there actions are greed not too worried as karma is getting them either car problems or health karma will come back 10x worse so there choice has been made.

@timothybankerbakes3407 6 ай бұрын

Then move to Cali

@iCHAWY 5 ай бұрын

@@timothybankerbakes3407 Take a joke. Its not that serious.

@rhymeswithtyme 5 ай бұрын

@@timothybankerbakes3407it’s a superior state anyway.

@user-pk2mk3rh8i 3 жыл бұрын

I literally spit my drink out 😂😂😂 this is gold

@discussionswithdemetri2883 3 жыл бұрын

Currently live in Phoenix. I can back up everything Tim says. Flagstaff and northern Arizona is badass though.

@braedon7577 3 жыл бұрын

yep... fucking hate it here dude its pathetic to be completely fair.. 2:16

@johnnyraylopez9182 3 жыл бұрын

Northern arizona is fucked too everything here is fucked

@johnnash7350 Жыл бұрын

flagstaff is full of commies, hipsters

@TheEvvanw Жыл бұрын

Yea, northern az is the only place worth a shot out here

@BadgerCheese94 Жыл бұрын

Never been to Arizona but its possibly the least appealing state IMO. The only appealing aspect is the nature, but thats to visit. The desert is beautiful to visit but I could never live there. But a lot of the state is just endless suburbia, no water and horrible weather. I live in Minnesota and people from Phoenix act like they have GREAT weather and we have AWFUL weather. I beg to differ. I love our snowy cold winters. At least you can dress for it and do winter activities. Wtf you gonna do in Arizona in the summer besides go to a swimming pool in a state with water shortages. And super hot places are uglier than super cold places. At least when our weather is at its harshest, its still beautiful outside. Frozen waterfalls, snow everywhere, forests. And then the spring, summer and autumn are beautiful too. In AZ its the same beige and brown year round except for the 2 days that flowers come out. Now I am visiting New Mexico tomorrow, now THAT is a state that does the Southwest right. May not have scenery as nice as Arizona but its actually got real culture. Much less racist towards Hispanics as well.

@dejohnnelacy254 9 ай бұрын

Just moved to Phoenix arizona 2 years ago an I'm glad someone else thinks the same thing I was thinking...I fucking hate it here

@JoeBlow-xn7fp 2 жыл бұрын

This might be the funniest rant I’ve ever heard. Laugh out loud every time I watch

@johntorri9172 3 жыл бұрын

My new favorite podcast!!! can't believe you de-throned the great Bill Burr & JRE! wow! Thanks Dillion & Ben! 😂

@matthewvoiland1076 2 жыл бұрын

how have i never heard of this guy?? oh yeah hes not funny

@broccolifarmssandiego2184 3 жыл бұрын

Yes or yes

@Lenny_in_Colorado 3 жыл бұрын

i wonder if tim is going to roast denver when he comes here in november

@AreNBeMusic 3 жыл бұрын

I live in Arizona , I was born and raised in ABQ New Mexico.. I never had a chance.

@rhymeswithtyme 5 ай бұрын

Still better than Albuquerque.

@SaturdaySportsman Ай бұрын

They don't call it "State 48" for nothing. They're 48th at a lot of things.

@MAGNUM05 2 жыл бұрын

I hate Arizona. I hate it with a passion. However, there are only two locations in Arizona that are good. Flagstaff and the Grand Canyon. Other than that, the rest of the state is so bland and boring.

@culbinator 3 жыл бұрын

I hope people listen to this and decide not to move here.

@zachkellow81 3 жыл бұрын

saaaaaaaame we got too many folks already. well, it's more so just too many people packed into phoenix and Tucson and the surrounding areas of both cities. if people just spread out traffic wouldn't be straight up ass during rush hour.

@ValerieRonquillo 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed!! When the pandemic hit so many people moved here and the traffic and trashy people tripled. 🤦‍♀️

@ryandelaney4320 2 жыл бұрын

Nobody moves to AZ on purpose, nobody

@ulrickbell9409 Жыл бұрын

ON CHRIST! Faxxx.

@jaygonzalez1553 Жыл бұрын

It’s ok because the people that move here go back this place is trash

@Haileycartero 3 жыл бұрын

As someone from Arizona, I can confirm Arizona sucks. Mostly due to snow birds

@AM-by7jj 3 жыл бұрын

Snow birds?

@JosephXFS 3 жыл бұрын

@@AM-by7jj Old rich people from the East coast who move south for the cold weather. Usually a bunch of assholes who don't get along great around here due in part to the clashing cultures. The also have snowbirds that go to Florida, Texas, Utah etc.

@RWJames 3 жыл бұрын

No it's not the snow birds. It's the natives. The public schools are awful and it shows. Also, PHX has the worst weather in America and the weed is shit

@AM-by7jj 3 жыл бұрын

@@RWJames the weed is shit 🤔

@AM-by7jj 3 жыл бұрын

@@RWJames Read that Arizona is top 10 when it comes to the cannabis industry.

@SavagexRaccoon 3 жыл бұрын

i love when tim and joe shit on states cause alot of the shit is true lmaooo

@100mphFastball 3 жыл бұрын

I'm from Arizona my whole life and I understand what you're saying but, my motto is: just don't move to Arizona. I don't want more people here. It may be Mars but, it's my Mars.

@milesbeler3974 3 жыл бұрын

My motto is that all Arizonese have had high impact cranial penetration, and god bless.

@sterlingwhite5464 3 жыл бұрын

THANK YOUU!!! i couldnt say that any louder lmao stay away from here, dont come here and fuck up arizona anymore than californians do . God when im driving and see a cali plate it pisses me off, they drive like complete shit heads and act like theyre currently a hollywood star. Arizona is not what you people think it is in the movies lmfao. We work hard here, and dont ever bitch about the heat cuz we already know

@Dewteliflower 2 жыл бұрын

Couldn’t agree more. I love AZ but it would be a lot better if we had the population of Wyoming

@callumb4980 2 жыл бұрын

@@sterlingwhite5464 someone’s salty about their negative equity real estate purchase

@tneu7316 3 жыл бұрын

Tim needs a separate travel podcast...

@aliciabear2484 3 жыл бұрын

After having to relocate to AZ....yeah..."get me out of here"

@Miguel-hi9oh 3 жыл бұрын

“Peoria what are you doing in peoria” lmao

@bulgarianmineshaft1913 3 жыл бұрын

New Mexico would beg to differ

@jesseokeece2654 3 жыл бұрын

lol, portland and nyc beg to differ ololol

@Quball87 3 жыл бұрын

I drove from one coast to the other and Albuquerque was my least favorite city in the entire country.

@karlwashere123 3 жыл бұрын

I'll bet a weeks pay it's raining sideways in my hometown of Philly right now. So glad to get out of that gray ass City.

@matthewchunk3689 3 жыл бұрын

new mexico's sick brah: colorado without the overpriced yuppie shit. get out more.

@steviemac2377 3 жыл бұрын

@@karlwashere123 Its sunny and currently mid 60s over here, can i has your weeks pay now? 🤪 I dont blame you one bit for leaving though!

@brosettastone7520 3 ай бұрын

Lived here for 8 years. Expensive overrun, and just lame. No idea why anyone would want to live here. I’m going back to North Dakota which is already boring, hilarious that ND is more appealing than AZ. Even how Arizona looks is so drab everything is the same color not a single house or apartment looks unique

@rubyrabbit5381 3 жыл бұрын

"I've had it with the west." 🤣🤣🤣

@markcosta4337 2 жыл бұрын

Wow my thoughts exactly and there are some industries that don't know the meaning of what it is to do and they will stab in the back if you are successful or make your employees actually work for a living. Arizona's place in this new work mentality that if you're a supervisor or a manager or some sort he really don't have any authority cuz your employees will rat on you because they don't want to work. That being said everything is fair and expectations are well known. I'm bored on my mind here I just love the East Coast can't wait to get back.

@evanfear5917 2 жыл бұрын

“Get out of the National Parks please….” Timmyyyyy😂

@benreece7640 3 жыл бұрын

Spent 4 months in Phoenix recently. That city sucks.

@csebesta84 3 жыл бұрын

Guess he’s never been to New Mexico.

@zachkellow81 3 жыл бұрын

I have family in New Mexico and go there every year for a few weeks and idk what part of New Mexico you're talking about, but Santa Fe is awesome and the rest of the state is b e a u t I f u l (from the interstate, that is) (and specifically in winter. summertime I can see where ur coming from). take this all with a grain of salt, though, as I am a native Arizonan born and raised, which according to this video means I'm a retard from the surface of mars with leathery skin. all of which is true minus the leathery skin

@acjohn6995 3 жыл бұрын

@@zachkellow81 ABQ is trash and sketch. I'm not big on guns, but that place made me want to get a concealed carry license.

@aleclala132 3 жыл бұрын

@@acjohn6995 not big on guns? Why?

@acjohn6995 3 жыл бұрын

@@aleclala132 Just not enjoyable for me. Not a fan of hunting, they're loud, kinda dangerous. Not for me, I'm more of a tech guy.

@tmzz3609 3 жыл бұрын

The only good to come out of New Mexico is blue meth

@anunnakipropaganda9991 3 жыл бұрын

At least we’re not Connecticut

@cheeseyglynn 3 жыл бұрын

Hey I love my desert❣️being flat is great for getting around in my wheel chair. Plus I love vodka 🥰

@markcosta4337 2 жыл бұрын

My biggest mistake was moving back here for a job and I miss pompano Beach or Boca. Since we got so many Yankees in Florida now makes really hard to return back.

@studiomansion7942 3 жыл бұрын

I've been living in Phoenix AZ, for about two years. DAMNIT Tim. I wish you weren't correct.

@matthewvoiland1076 2 жыл бұрын

GOOD BYE

@studiomansion7942 2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewvoiland1076 Calm down. I came for a visit, and ended up staying to help family. It wouldn't be that bad, if it wasn't covered in Pill Zombies. AZ has it's beauties, but it's getting shat on right now by the system.

@RShack13ford 2 жыл бұрын

Moved here in June and yes he's 100% correct

@dankoni 3 жыл бұрын

awww... you cut it right before one of his best rants of the episode 😁

@seegee1613 3 жыл бұрын

Sorry Tim, I disagree Arizona is pretty sweet. I love the red rocks. One thing we disagree on, Can’t win em all

@mem3656 3 жыл бұрын

you know how the mountains turned red right?? years ago airlines were told to dump their lavatories BEFORE landing in los angeles.

@chedsalvia6270 2 жыл бұрын

its a real knife fight out there in Arizona

@EA-Stewie 2 жыл бұрын

@@mem3656 lmaooooo

@rhymeswithtyme 5 ай бұрын

Enjoy being 48th in education 😂

@rayespinal6079 3 жыл бұрын

I live in Peoria.... 😂😂😂😂 Can’t wait to see him in PHX.

@TheFunkoPanda 11 ай бұрын

I understand that this is 2 years old but it’s still 1000% true. This place is absolute hell and xenophobic as shit.

@WhitneyHaverstock 3 жыл бұрын

If he can take it, maybe my pasty ass could visit AZ sometime. I figured I'd spontaneously combust as soon as I got out of the airport.

@kristinparish9573 3 жыл бұрын

I used to love Flagstaff and Sedona but that was before it turned into Mars.

@bennettwaisbren 3 жыл бұрын

Only Tim is enough of an aspie to complain about the grand canyon and that's why I tune in

@KoffeeCoconut 4 ай бұрын

Im only here for 3 days, thank god! Feels like im in Mexico!

@magisterrleth3129 3 жыл бұрын

Arizona is the Connecticut of the west. Every time I go through Arizona, there's road construction, and my windshield has taken a flying rock flung by an 18-wheeler on three separate occasions. I'm on my 4th windshield because of that dirty desert. Nuclear testing needs to be resumed, and they should see what happens when a thermonuclear warhead explodes right over Phoenix.

@sethallison5682 3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t Connecticut the richest state in the country?

@ahmedzakikhan7639 2 жыл бұрын

@@sethallison5682 the most boring - a sidekick and product of New York City. It's rich because richest New Yorkers move to Connecticut suburbs.

@sconnelly33 3 жыл бұрын

This dude absolutely kills me

@VentureAHighway 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve had a lot of fun in Scottsdale but this is hilarious

@tomgreen8390 3 жыл бұрын

Alabama says hold my beer and Cousin .

@MrPeachy4 3 жыл бұрын

AZ's biggest issue is people trying to escape CA.

@rabbit-tc3wv 3 жыл бұрын

Chicago too

@matthewvoiland1076 2 жыл бұрын

and they talk about how much better it is back home... THEN GO THE FUCK HOME

@aliciai3295 3 жыл бұрын

Tim has 33.3K subscribers... we gotta change that fast.

@louiet6187 3 жыл бұрын

Have you ever been to New Jersey?

@applefanboy435 2 жыл бұрын

It’s just a dead state just leave it

@zeppelin0110 3 жыл бұрын

I agree with much of this but those rock formations are kind of special. Clearly Tim has no appreciation for them, but many people do.

@easydoesitbiggirl8839 Жыл бұрын

If only all of this was not true. But it is true. You can't have any more than three teeth. I think it may be illegal to have a full set of teeth in this state. The dilapidation and trap houses are incredible out here in the desert. I had two houses across the street from me that I thought were abandoned. But within a few weeks I saw someone come crawling out of them. At that point up went the 6-ft fence and barb wire. I know there's a water issue. People out here don't even bathe. They brag how they can live off-grid and just carry in water. I don't know maybe it's just me but I like to wash my hands anytime I feel like it. I like to wash my ass once a day as well. 😊

@jakekellenvercauteren8732 3 жыл бұрын

Please no disrespect to the fry bread house-diabetes in a meal never tasted so delicious !

@briansnoopy123 Жыл бұрын

Thank you tim, Keep spreading this people need to stop moving there

@doylelacrua 3 жыл бұрын

Hey hey, the camera needs a white-balance.

@MS-ij1tq 3 жыл бұрын

I'm getting a Bill Hicks vibe on this rant!

@TheDr660 3 жыл бұрын

Only truth.

@izzate7 2 жыл бұрын

AZ native commenting before watching. Be back in a bit with my thoughts. Edit: It’s true. We’re awful.

@billiondollardan 3 жыл бұрын

How on earth does AZ beat out Mississippi or Arkansas?

@j2duhb110 2 жыл бұрын

Seems to me the state of AZ has more bigots there!

@ripvanwinkle1819 Жыл бұрын

The overall vibe seems hostile in a deluded way

@WillMurdockUSA 3 жыл бұрын

Come on, Mississippi is worse than Arizona.

@djnovak8706 9 ай бұрын

I agree, regret moving here

@skator79 3 жыл бұрын

AZ is starting to be the new Florida.

@Koujujutsu Жыл бұрын

Love these rants! 🤣😭🤣 Like he's completely had it with an employee. Like Michael Ferrer part in Point of No Return. But the'employee' can be absolutely anything.

@aleciavasquez3677 Жыл бұрын

Lol I will say our sunsets are immaculate here but yea I can’t wait to move after I graduate here. I’m born and raised in Tucson and yea I just feel like I’ll prosper better out of state