ARMA 3 | The Military Sandbox Experience
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Күн бұрынWelcome back. Arma 3, a very [REDACTED] military simulator. Today we explore the depths of the ARMA cinematic universe and uncover its great secrets.
Twitter: / martincitopants
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Intro: 0:00
Realism: 2:22
King of the Hill: 7:38
Exile: 9:10
Wasteland: 14:18
@efeerbas2709 3 жыл бұрын
"The game is set in the fictional nation of Greece" *Turkey liked that*
@dimitrisanastopoulos8957 3 жыл бұрын
*Sad Greek noises*
@DJChiefX197 3 жыл бұрын
@@dimitrisanastopoulos8957 *Sheds a single drop of olive oil*
@joeoneill9098 3 жыл бұрын
CACKLING
@Koffiato 3 жыл бұрын
Happy Perinçek noises
@Sanford047 3 жыл бұрын
*fictional nation of Turkey liked that
@pollishion8394 4 жыл бұрын
This video should be renamed to *”The war crime experience”*
@zaikolebolsh5724 3 жыл бұрын
"Very harsh methods to subdue an opponent which are particularly prohibited by international organizations" because KZfaq doesn't like the word "war" in general
@pollishion8394 3 жыл бұрын
Zaiko LeBolsh but... you just said *”w a r”*
@Andrew-ph9np 3 жыл бұрын
Pollishion starcat made a video titled that on arma already
@danchoen3847 3 жыл бұрын
No that's reserved for the rimworld video
@mencot89 3 жыл бұрын
the Obama lifestyle
@Noizzed 3 жыл бұрын
>700.000 views >only 20 slots for players Now THAT is a queue
@connor_lockwood 3 жыл бұрын
At 1.1M now so might be here for awhile
@markman6105 3 жыл бұрын
2b2t be like
@Kovalov112 2 жыл бұрын
It's 1.9m now so yeah it'll take a while
@humphreywolfe 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kovalov112 holy shit haha
@caliphinfedelovich6951 2 жыл бұрын
Yeet
@koghs 3 жыл бұрын
>why noone plays wasteland >shows a tutorial on how to bully a guy who just wanted to buy a handgun using an entire US military Yeah
@ComradeAlpharius 2 жыл бұрын
> an entire US military
@aria56703 2 жыл бұрын
>Entire western coalition firepower >Uses it against someone who just wanted to buy banana
@MrTigracho 2 жыл бұрын
THIS FUCKING GAME I CAN'T
@redrobsanthem9206 2 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain this
@CH-su5vj 2 жыл бұрын
@@redrobsanthem9206 He talked about how wasteland has almost no players, then proceeded to showcase him using the equivalent military power of the entire allied forces to kill one singular person that had 14 dollars, probably was fun for him, less fun for the guy whos getting killed for sport by a fuckin sales rep at saudi aramco
@aarosundvall 4 жыл бұрын
Heh this is good, i gotta show this to the lads at the merchants guild.
@m1ndfr34k3 4 жыл бұрын
Hey hey people
@stevens797 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Here, from vSauce
@yarmannn 4 жыл бұрын
Today we’re going to be talking about
@manuelsciumbata1264 4 жыл бұрын
@@yarmannn how a bean is stealing my work
@guesteight1800 3 жыл бұрын
@@manuelsciumbata1264 and sold it in exchange for my life.
@salmoneysca 3 жыл бұрын
He's like a deep fried Internet historian
@idkhowtheyfoundme 3 жыл бұрын
no its more a ssethtzeentach
@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 3 жыл бұрын
E X P A N D
@Dafrazak 3 жыл бұрын
dude he referenced sseth
@frogonsizeablelog 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dafrazak wait what?
@damianmatras8568 3 жыл бұрын
I have found my saviour. :-D
@Chicken_Sht_ 3 жыл бұрын
“We got domed by ai Chris Kyle after 3 seconds” That was the funniest thing I’ve heard all year
@gamesdeen3768 3 жыл бұрын
The bit he did about life in a warzone and how it probably feels like you're being watched all the time, and how that translates to gameplay deserves it's own full video by someone like Leadhead.
@RimmyDownunder 3 жыл бұрын
Bloody brilliant video mate. Locked in my mental asylum of milsim, I often forget people actually play other game modes in ArmA.
@Real_r 3 жыл бұрын
It’s rimmy!
@minegamer5680 3 жыл бұрын
Why hello there.
@drunklessdylan1234 3 жыл бұрын
Weeny hut junior I mean rimmy junior
@crqf2010ruler 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, It's actually Rimmy, thought it was some fake ass dude.
@Natural.Traditionalist 3 жыл бұрын
@Rimmy jesus man, hows drew?
@dranakyuekdestroyerofworld6219 4 жыл бұрын
Benny, the voice of the people.
@dranakyuekdestroyerofworld6219 4 жыл бұрын
A vote for Benny is a vote for freedom
@mysterymcfly3107 3 жыл бұрын
@@dranakyuekdestroyerofworld6219, you have the greatest username that I have ever seen.
@YetAnotherInv 3 жыл бұрын
...And destroyer of couriers.
@tobiaswerner4418 2 жыл бұрын
5:40 these fences are actually accurate. This is how 99% of greek fences look
@dylanroemmele906 7 ай бұрын
(clueless)
@LucasSantos-si4nd Жыл бұрын
7:39 NICE, for those who have not seen this clip its from "UP but Carl gets shot down by a F-22 Raptor"
@8Delian8 3 жыл бұрын
When he said Armed Assault 3 I realized that's what ARMA meant all along...
@billpost4205 3 жыл бұрын
I know, I always thought it was named after "weapon" in Spanish, as that's also Arma, but Armed Assault makes more sense.
@janskacel9480 3 жыл бұрын
@@billpost4205 Arma is also a weapon in Latin.
@pekvek 3 жыл бұрын
Wrong, they meant to call it ARMY, but they misspelled it . Poor bastards, too embarrassed to change it
@thecamocampaindude5167 3 жыл бұрын
No its sexual armed assault
@Skinwalkerxiv 3 жыл бұрын
Only liking the comment bc based pfp
@olbradley 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine your an insurgent in say Afghanistan for example, your just sitting in a chair in a remote mountain valley guarding an emerald mine and in your 2 months that you have been in the Taliban you have never experienced combat. Then all the sudden you hear a drone with a giant speaker say "Obama out," only to then fire a missile directly at your location where you are obliterated instantly.
@mirai5268 3 жыл бұрын
OBAMA OUT
@neckrohs 3 жыл бұрын
this is fucking HILARIOUS.
@Lydia.m.weaver 3 жыл бұрын
" what ze fuck is- AAAAAAAAA "
@bigman7676 3 жыл бұрын
@@neckrohs yo #GunGang
@rubberuke 3 жыл бұрын
Thats exactly how it's done. No one is alive to refute this
@aidenthrasher2931 Жыл бұрын
It’s crazy seeing the energy change from now in 2023 compared to when this video came out
@apollo2q87 3 жыл бұрын
14:48 gently convincing them to stop living I'm dead xD
@SpiderMan-gf1lc 10 ай бұрын
so were they
@DustyRobertson 4 жыл бұрын
From one Aussie to another, I'm glad the algorithm has blessed me with your content
@pepe7drum 3 жыл бұрын
There are a lot of aussies playing arma, i have met a lot on koth hardcore servers, is always fun
@bukelos2804 3 жыл бұрын
Q: How many genders are there? A: 2. Standard and Advanced. That cracked me up :D
@mihailmilev9909 3 жыл бұрын
@Thomas B Gaming yes lmao, I'm gonna use this now
@campbell7050 3 жыл бұрын
everything is just a variation on those two
@FungIsSquish 3 жыл бұрын
Just like In, *current circumstances*
@markman6105 3 жыл бұрын
There is actually one, and it’s nerf or nothing.
@initialyeet3951 2 жыл бұрын
@@markman6105 exactly
@thedeviousduck8027 2 жыл бұрын
“Except for these fences” Can’t forget the invincible wire fences, bane of all land vehicles
@GeorgeTsiros Жыл бұрын
i did my military draft on the first island. real name Lemnos. i'd say "it is more boring than you can imagine, but anything you could possibly imagine is more interesting than that island. So it would be more accurate to say "that island is as interesting as passing out due to a concussion".
@victorhladun2751 4 жыл бұрын
After filling his expansion needs on alien planets,JIMBO needs to make another factory by using voluntary (TM) means of cooperation(TM) with local population (TM)
@axea4554 4 жыл бұрын
*J I M B O*
@stevenlundvall6411 3 жыл бұрын
you're going to the shadow realm jimbo jimbo:more things for me I guess
@Waffle4569 3 жыл бұрын
"Wasteland is the natural extension of Exile" As a long time player, that hurts my soul because Wasteland predates DayZ and Exile all the way back in ArmA 2
@maryconnolly5581 3 жыл бұрын
Those og wasteland servers were fucking awesome
@interstellardumbassery7514 2 жыл бұрын
@@maryconnolly5581 Ill never forget wasteland in Arma 2 oa, camping on a hill over looking a huge city in a BMP. D a m n
@maryconnolly5581 2 жыл бұрын
@@interstellardumbassery7514 the convoys you used to be able to make in that were amazing I remember just rolling through elektro with the Redfor gang icing every green and blue bitch we could find rolling on the back of a t80 with like 20 DSHKM GAZ following lighting up every god damn window. I miss arma 2 man :(:(:(
@maryconnolly5581 2 жыл бұрын
@@interstellardumbassery7514 and none of that bullshit shopping nonsense, you just found whatever you could, at least from what I remember
@maryconnolly5581 2 жыл бұрын
@ZeJamieboi wasteland was around before dayz on arma 2 tho
@Kaiimei 2 жыл бұрын
I will agree that the weirdest and somehow the best feeling I've ever had in ArmA is knowing somehow that something isn't right, and a few seconds later either a shot snaps past or I/someone else spots something, it just feels like you're actually getting...'immersed'.
@jacobrobinson787 3 жыл бұрын
13:01-13:13 is the funniest shit I've seen in a while, particularly the spinning Hind. I don't know why, but seeing that hulking monster spinning around like a beyblade is the funniest shit ever.
@ascendedchairmanofthelemur9711 2 жыл бұрын
"A Hind D ?"
@Intrepid17011 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the AI. I remember saving up WEEKS to get a nice Attack Helo, flew to the first Mission and got one taped from some random AI Dude with his Makarov WHILE FLYING 300kmh over the Mission.
@Pvsn08 4 жыл бұрын
The great dollar store Sseth is back, praised be his memes
@C4Cole05 3 жыл бұрын
Dollar store Sseth but he reviews current games and not [INSERT MID 2000's RPG HERE]
@doomguy1167 3 жыл бұрын
@@C4Cole05 true, (and hes funny)
@doomguy1167 3 жыл бұрын
@@tesujisoftware >complex taste >autistic porno RPG's Please tell me your joking
@Pvsn08 3 жыл бұрын
Doomguy Are you telling me there’s a difference?
@Thalanox 3 жыл бұрын
@@tesujisoftware Those games are the kinds of things Doomguy masturbates to regularly. That's why he calls them porno. It's the only thing that makes sense, assuming he's watched enough of Sseth's videos to describe what they're like, and he clearly thinks he has.
@doorman-pk1po 2 жыл бұрын
This video is why i now have arma 3 and frequent the bean zone wasteland. I have watched this 4 or so times. Keep making these excellent videos man, it keeps us all sane during this lockdown
@scout2693 3 жыл бұрын
“If we can learn to do it. You can learn to do it.”
@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 2 жыл бұрын
Something in me knows it.
@TheStoffl96 4 жыл бұрын
Exile = Sniper simulator or cheeky third person pre peek simulator. Can't remember a single AI mission in Exile that wasn't dead boring.
@Allancombat 3 жыл бұрын
I saw this video in my recommended and can't help to notice you have a very nice logo
@nkartizan890 3 жыл бұрын
The king of the hill montage is dope af 😂😂
@thisandthat2001 2 жыл бұрын
Man that realism section always cracks me up. Especially those Postures. Thanks for the video. Love your stuff
@Maggi9909 4 жыл бұрын
the best kill ive ever gotten in arma i got in king of the hill. we were taking sniper fire from a tower. so i got in to the tower and killed the sniper. i then saw a SUV driving along at break neck speeds så i took a potshot at it. and imagine my suprise when i got the ENEMY KILLED HEADSHOT promt as the car spiraled out of control
@starch_1 4 жыл бұрын
reminds me of a time when i killed a guy in a helicopter in another game with a sniper rifle while he was moving very fast accidentally
@router9717 3 жыл бұрын
This exact scene was my favorite moment in my Far Cry 2 playthrough in the parts where you take those shady call from the cell towers and kill those dudes in the fancy cars, I should've recorded it though!
@smithofr3054 4 жыл бұрын
I just deleted arma for other games Well guess who will delete 17 games just to play ArmA 3 bean wasteland ? edit: my pc’s gonna get upgraded with a 1TB HDD
@ahumanbeing7554 4 жыл бұрын
You
@axea4554 4 жыл бұрын
a human being how do you know
@dzleeyt 3 жыл бұрын
Welp, if your looking for someone to play with, my steam username is dzboythegamer
@Tuysicom 3 жыл бұрын
I only played Arma 2-3 for years lol
@weddingtonjnr627 3 жыл бұрын
me too lol !!!
@FNXDCT 3 жыл бұрын
8:58 - 9:10 That moment is so beautifully made. Good job bro 😃
@floadcope4039 2 жыл бұрын
Ive never seen a video sums up a game so perfectly like this one. Love it
@JWhiteley 4 жыл бұрын
Arma is a buggy, broken mess due to the PhysX engine. But it's *our* buggy, broken mess.
@stylishniggachannel4763 3 жыл бұрын
Comrade
@carbonwolf1087 2 жыл бұрын
Behold i give you (walks over): my stuff. **Every milsim OP going haywire at once ** EnD ME
@eduardkalmanawardze Жыл бұрын
@MjrDed bro that's every other grindy game
@thegrass7199 3 жыл бұрын
We all know who's the fictional nation with fictional people. Australia
@jacksonm6969 3 жыл бұрын
Can tell if you’re serious so im gonna say its a joke
@My_Old_YT_Account 3 жыл бұрын
More like Kosovo
@acertypewriterguy 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonm6969 but..Australia's fictional. Its a fact. Australia does not exist.
@somebodysomewhere1520 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, they are N.A.S.A. agents.
@jacksonm6969 3 жыл бұрын
@@acertypewriterguy i live in Australia
@somethingclever4563 7 ай бұрын
"We got domed by A.I. Chris Kyle." Lmao
@blockaye1 2 жыл бұрын
Hey big man, been having a rough few months and I’ve been binging Your channel. Thanks for all the smiles
@bobmartin9918 4 жыл бұрын
This boi is fast becoming Aussie Sseth. I have high hopes for this channel.
@hughyyyy 4 жыл бұрын
just bought arma downloading now keen to buy my first pistol and then get erased by an F-35
@tothedome566 3 жыл бұрын
Ever gave milsim a try?
@syppinpurp 3 жыл бұрын
tothedome566 lmao why u sound like a military recruiter
@goosegg4653 3 жыл бұрын
@@syppinpurp "college tuition is pretty steep, ain't it? Well, what if I told you there was a way I couls help you with that... you ever been to Afghanistan, son?"
@26.raihanadharahman63 3 жыл бұрын
@@tothedome566 how to join a milsim?
@tothedome566 3 жыл бұрын
@@26.raihanadharahman63 I'd start with the steam forms. I'd recommend the looking for a group section, as recruiters will come to you, rather than the other way around. They have quotas to fill and to do so they have to get there fast to give their info, so it could wind up being fast replies. Hope this helps
@joshuaturton6500 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your great content dude 😎🙌🏻
@spaghettini7825 3 жыл бұрын
**Loads LMG with holy intent**
@ceoofsocialanxiety6658 3 жыл бұрын
3:00 pro tip: the minefield is marked on your map, and easily avoidable.
@memelord9853 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is going to experience exponential channel growth over the next few months
@Dourkan 2 жыл бұрын
Boy this aged like the finest of wines
@LordMangudai 8 ай бұрын
It's so funny to go back to comments like this now that Mart is scraping on the underside of the 2mil line. Even though there is a marked difference in energy between his videos now and these older ones, it was still completely apparent from day one that he's got it, whatever "it" is.
@mr.veritech211 3 жыл бұрын
1:05 you thought we wouldn't notice. This background music is from Cowboy Bebop
@theKashConnoisseur 2 жыл бұрын
ARMA 3 was one of those games where I bought it for the multiplayer experience but I keep coming back to it for the great single player campaign.
@jaehyeo9822 3 жыл бұрын
"U mess with da block u get a glock" boi that killed me
@tbuddy888 4 жыл бұрын
I haven't been this excited to see new content on KZfaq in years. This is some quality stuff.
@LePoopSock 3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the next episode! Thanks for showing me Arma3.
@neozoid7009 Жыл бұрын
Awesome Super Deep and Edgy Explanation , Thanks Man👍
@siegmundeurades5753 3 жыл бұрын
I've got over 2k total hours in Arma 3, at this point the mere sight of it sickens me, yet you somehow managed to make it entertaining. Nicely done.
@communistwaffle6517 3 жыл бұрын
1:52 May r/LegoYoda rest in peace
@quixem 3 жыл бұрын
bro all ur vids are super replayable its so good
@TizzaOG Жыл бұрын
For playing arma since 2011, this is the best video i ever watched about arma 😂😂😂
@teragarm8374 4 жыл бұрын
Video: uploaded 30 mins ago Comments: 1 hour ago Thanks youtube!
@JoMiMi_h 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks pAtReOn
@BlakeShelby 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best Videos that I have seen in a long long time. Great Job Martin. Keep that good work on fella.
@communisttrash8590 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like this guy just found a ton of sound clips and needed an excuse to use them
@ArcBing 2 жыл бұрын
Why is this video so good? I genuinely don't know but I love it!
@tulisotilas 4 жыл бұрын
Keeps walking INTO the minefield just to complain about restarting - liked instantly.
@airsoftrexgaming5973 3 жыл бұрын
this editing is amazing, i love it
@staffy8832 3 жыл бұрын
God I love your edits, makes for a much better experience
@FearlessDemons 3 жыл бұрын
7:24 i have experienced that in dayz, when only one player joined 10 min after me on an empty server and he was exactly behind me
@alexanderreistad6466 3 жыл бұрын
Welyn sure produces some great audio clips, doesn't he? And my! Look how much your channel has grown since your last video. Keep it up!
@Ethan_Golph 3 жыл бұрын
You just summerized 5 year worth of PTSD quite well. Good job friend !
@thecrawlingspleen 2 жыл бұрын
I love this channel. One of the few that makes me laugh my ass off, even rewatching.
@DJDominoBeats Жыл бұрын
I don’t play any of these games but I could watch you talk about them all day! Love the ads. World of tanks on the bf4 tier list killed me and hooked me. If the ads are that good, how good is the content? Yeah I was well impressed mate! The thighs on fire got me again, had me loling at 3am. And the use of the Who Killed Captain Alex sample “drop de bomb man”… top stuff man. Coming from someone who doesn’t watch KZfaq or follow people I don’t know… not some 7 year old but a stubborn almost 30yr old guy who doesn’t waste much time online but you’re very entertaining, so thank you! Ps. I love the piss laser too 😂
@PayneDeathz 3 жыл бұрын
This is some good quality content! Wow such a hidden gem
@AftermathRV 3 жыл бұрын
"words that sseth like to use" This channel is booming man you deserve it, i am not able to contain laughter
@brewcityboatclub8299 3 жыл бұрын
As a 3000 hour Arma 3 player since 2014, I love this video
@harrison6082 3 жыл бұрын
7:30 That's a good point. I thought it was just me. I can feel when something isn't right and then you get sniped or ambushed
@nathanschroeder4846 3 жыл бұрын
I have had my eye on Arma III for a few years now but after watching this video I immediately made the purchase and haven’t regretted it
@ahmedalbanna9016 3 жыл бұрын
Martin was the hard and sniky enemy ever meet. Nice to play with you
@theolivegaming4503 3 жыл бұрын
I love this guy can cramp together a vid thats funny, stupid, smart and educational
@tommymo8935 2 жыл бұрын
This ! This video right here earned urself my sub in 2 minutes into the video and got me into ARMA, the game is ridiculously fun XD
@saynotoclankarights6702 4 жыл бұрын
At 3 minutes Stal starts playing
@AlbertoMercerRoman9 3 жыл бұрын
Me: I fear nothing. This video: 0:27 Me: I fear one thing.
@joban4963 Жыл бұрын
I think you nailed something about the realism. That sudden sense that the situation has shifted, before anything has actually happened
@DerpyNate 3 жыл бұрын
What an awesome video!
@Silentst0rm5 3 жыл бұрын
.338 SPMG GANG REPRESENT, For when you need to shoot down a ghosthawk, warcrime the men in a strider and reduce to a fine red paste a group of unarmed civ- I mean dangerous insurgents
@topher4906 3 жыл бұрын
Keep up the work you are real good at this, maybe the merchant's guild will have a word with you.
@boraharmanc9029 Жыл бұрын
I just want to say that within the first 2 minutes of the video you sold me on arma 3, aswell as your channel, you just beat the world record for fastest new subscriber (100%)
@sleepingthroughdays Жыл бұрын
The sound effects add so much more than you would think
@kawaiicrocodile1476 4 жыл бұрын
Can you do a vid on rimworld dude i think it would be great for ya
@BrianHopson 3 жыл бұрын
Duskers would be great too.
@forrieger6713 3 жыл бұрын
1:25 he said “hands up or die” I have played arma life so much that I have ptsd from that one phrase
@martincitopants 3 жыл бұрын
I probably watched that clip 100 times and I still couldn't figure out what he was saying
@groovypickle758 3 жыл бұрын
you must initiate or you will be asked for 100k COMP OR BANNNN
@j.r.7339 3 жыл бұрын
150k subs now?! Lol! Congrats! Ya really deserve those!
@greasysteak6785 2 жыл бұрын
Damn your enthusiasm has changed over the course of a year
@jewishdictionary1715 3 жыл бұрын
I'm getting a lot of sseth vibe, but with a lot of earrapes. Hope the channel blows up man
@Scrogan 3 жыл бұрын
I find another game that gets you paranoid of eyes watching you is War Thunder, in realistic battles. Estimating when enemy vehicles will be in particular positions, figuring out what path to take to minimise the lines of sight to those positions, taking into account the turret traverse speed of the enemy in order to pop out and shoot before he’s likely to have you in his sights, that kinda stuff. It can get pretty spooky, but as the maps are pretty tiny you never really get that slow creeping dread. Same for sim battles, implying anyone plays those. Nice video, good beans to you sir.
@FloKorp86 2 жыл бұрын
Dude this was GOLD!
@DeliciousTasteTV 2 жыл бұрын
What an awesome video. 8:43 absolutely killed me LOL
@innacrisis6991 4 жыл бұрын
this is the content we subscribe for
@hansmuds6018 3 жыл бұрын
Awesome video
@edubvb5193 3 жыл бұрын
the character postures bit got me laughing so much, actually hilarious
@r.y.a.n981 2 жыл бұрын
Love the C413- Stal playing on the background
@cancerix1700 4 жыл бұрын
We need more earrape-distorted sound effects like in video about Factorio. Also, please respect stick shifters lol
@masterquigonjin6502 4 жыл бұрын
It would be really cool if you did this on the game post scriptum, it is like squad but ww2 and its so funny. Really enjoyed the video and hope to see more :D
@a10warthog54 2 жыл бұрын
I love this game for its physics, features and everything
@bacongod4967 9 ай бұрын
Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestions.
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