Armand and Louis making fun of each other's accents is peak freaking comedy. I laughed so hard at their bitchy, petty fighting. I can't believe they stayed together 50 more years after that.

Listen I'm not an Armand Apologist but this whole episode made me go "I get it." 😭

Armand power is 😮.He really has to be around there thinking like "I really do be playing with y'all heauxs because IF I FLEX-FLEXED for real YOUR WHOLE bloodline would be dust with a finger snap" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

And now we know why Louis is so robotic in Dubai: Armand is literally rewriting Louis' narrative, making him repeat the same statements as Armand, word for word, not to mention scrambling his memories! Dude has been messing with Louis' mind since Paris. Armand is sinister, y'all.

I cannot stop laughing at you calling Louis "Chris P. Bacon."

“This was Daniel in the background… Bloop… Bloop” 😂😂😂

Giiiiiirl I loved "Angry Wife Armand" gave me liiiiiiiiiife 😂😂😂😂 when he kept slamming that Daniel in that chair up and down his ceiling and floor wall calmly saying "HE'S FINE, HE'S FIINE" 😂😂 I FELL IN LOVE.

Well I found Armand throwing that body over his shoulder attractive too 😂😅

"Chaos demon" is EXACTLY what Lestat is/was!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

He [Armand] my heartbroke when he said to Louis "how many years 1000, Do I need to watch you before you throw yourself on a fire?" A spouse fearing abandonment is real on any level, natural or supernatural. Armand is still that broken enslaved boy in an all powerful vampire. *DANGER* *T/he/y need talk therapy baaaaaad*

"Everyone I know wronged me" was fucking hilarious 😂

Agreed, Armand and Louis are both terrible…doing terrible things both together and independently of the other. This episode was sooooo good. I had to watch it twice. You’re right, Louis talks like a Stepford husband robot during their interview sessions….like an interview from a Hollywood couple on how they met. But the meet cute (cute way they met) is a lie from beginning to end. And Louis still had a lil hood edge in their San Francisco days. In Dubai, he is a sophisticated but sterilized version of his previous self. At first, I thought it was a 100 year glow up, but it seemed so canned and fake that it made me suspicious of his story. Young Daniel Malloy tried to “Father Figure” Louis….i’ll be anything and everything you want just put your tiny hands in mine. they were channeling my love of George Michael. Armand is deeply insecure. Someone needs to make a show about a therapist treating vampires. There would be SO MUCH to unpack…like in the show Lucifer. So many levels of truth, lies and unintentional deception. He’s also a chameleon and a people pleaser. His life before he was made has a huge influence on his current actions. You talking about yams reminds me of my aunts from Baton Rouge. One of them tried to scare the girls off from boys and always referred to their pingas as snakes…live, dead, little, etc. it sounds hilarious today but then for our little 16-21 year old selves, it was quite serious - even if half of us didn’t listen.

Baby Eric Bagosian 😂😂😂

Nobody's talking about last season why daniel didn't recognize armand right away why did armand have to be introduced at the end of the season and it makes sense now because armand erased their memories

NOT CRISPY BACON! ELLE! I HOLLERED! 😂😂😂😂😂

Let me tell you something, Elle! I don’t care what nobody say, Armand is alright with me! Louis has Armand playing his lover and his secretary, making beignets everyday of the week! 👏🏽

Bravery of a Rollin 60s Crip, Elle. I HOLLERED!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The lipstick is stunning 😮

My wires are crossed too. I was already feeling Armand, but Armand the Psycho has me shook. I love him. Favorite part was from Armand bouncing Daniel like a beach ball to the whole "Is that what makes you fascinating" cold-fury-rant. Mmm, mmm, mmm. That aside, I'm glad we're getting to see the vampires in more situations which allows us to see their patterns. Armand is always attaching himself to things and people to give his life meaning. Lestat can't say no to the people he loves even when he knows damn well what they're asking for is stupid (Nicky being made into a vampire, Louis wanting Claudia, and wanting to own the brothel). Lestat is also self-centered and egocentric. Louis neglects the people he loves and knows how to cut like a knife with his words (the stuff he said to Lestat when he was missing Claudia, the horrible shit he said to Armand). Although as f'd up as what Armand did, it did work for decades. If it weren't for present-day Daniel, it might have worked forever.

And this is why, unconsciously, it was on sight for Daniel when it came to Rashid/Armand. I still want to know if Daniel’s Parkinson’s is a consequence of those fews days. Also… calling Lestat a “chaos demon”. Girl! 😂😂Furthermore, you should listen to the soundtrack… Sam Reid has a song on there… 🥵

The amount of restraint Armand has...wow!

Girl I live in Modesto and trust ain’t NOTHING fascinating about it 😆

Cuz now how is it that Louie is always getting injured in episode 5 of every season. I said I know you lying Louie. But man this episode was great. That argument between Louie and Armand. Whew! How the hell he call that man a soft beige pillow. 😂😂

Lestat should really just be looking like a devine snack just sitting somewhere (maybe a French Cafe or something) just tuned into Vamp radio hearing and seeing the fight back in the 70s in San Francisco and in current day dubai... again still waiting for Louis messiest moment to make his return

Sis!!!!!! How you come to my town and ain’t tell noooo body !! 😂😂😂 But anyway yessss Armand was GIVING all the sexy energy in this episode. And when he tossed that body over his shoulder I was like 👀Oop

I know that the neighbor who died because he saw Louis in the sun, went to take out the trash just to listen the reading challenge properly, it was juicy lol

You had be me crying so hard at crispy bacon.😂

"That's just how I like my bacon." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Dead! 💀

lol I’m finally catching up but not Louie’s cardigan catching strays 😂

The lady said girl we will NEVAH be togethah 🔥🔥

The way Louis and Armand were going in on each other phew!!! I would've played dead in that living room just like Daniel 😂😂 I didn't know i needed to see what a high vampire looked like until this episode and in What We Do in the Shadows and now i want more coz it's always a mess! The way the dynamics swicthed at the end and how genuinely worried Lestat sounded for Louis....my goodness! What the hell is going on?? Now I'm suspecting at some point Louis tried to look for Lestat back in the 70s (and probably did find him) and after that Armand erased his memory. Maybe Louis even asked him to?? Coz why would Armand be so docile and accommodating now in Dubai after he was ready to leave Louis back in San Francisco?

Every time you mention that lady throwing herself into the fire, it gets funnier. 🤣 I very much was not expecting a Randall from Recess reference in 2024, let alone in reference to Interview With the Vampire, but I love it. Amazing episode.

this show has really come around into it's own thing. & it is the actors, armand in particular. but santiago, all the mains. best ep yet (e6). _JC

the 'yams', girrrllll😂😂😂😂

Girl you are my therapist and you don’t even know it... granted I’m not a vampire... but still. . I need to go mine some precious stones. Oh! Look who’s here!! 💃🏼🔥

Armand said, "Love?? Love what? Love who? Love don't live here, sir. You got the wrong number. *click*"

Why watch when I have you ElleBee. Your professional skills of cussing reminds me of home. I know all about Bridgerton without ever watching and I thank you for that🤭

you are hilarious...enjoyed this very much...

Have our yams seen each other?!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You are hilarious!

Yassss cuzn I jumped on just for you no alert but i was like let me see if my cuzn got her louie louie review up 😂❤

Yes, the Armand vs. Louis fight was the funniest thing I have seen for a while. The insults they were throwing at each other imitating each other🤣😂🤣. Louis does speak dramatically. And people keep calling him out on it and it triggers him it seems, perhaps the point when he kills the 100 + victims before him. Louis is just in his feelings and wants a person to listen to him, then they make him mad and he will drain them. Maybe that is why the Talamasca guy told Present time Daniel to watch out for the other one, meaning Louis. Armand just happened to come and save Daniel. I hope he get a Devil's Minion story still.

You are really funny as hell. Thank you for this content and all the laughs. I’m bout to watch your videos for shows I don’t even watch!

you’re brilliant 😭😭 i need to watch all ur videos

Look man, I can’t be watching your commentary while at the grocery store!!!! Why did I cackle like a drunk witch on Halloween and fart a little bit when you called that man “crispy bacon “?!? TMI but damn, you caught me off guard lol See you next week cuz!

After this episode I’m team Armand for sure, he’s passive aggressive just like me lol. And we know Lestat would have never stood there and take it from Louis like that. They all toxic.

Armand must be a Gemini, and Louis is a Scorpio. Lestat is most likely a leo.

❤❤. You are everything.

Love your reviews! I laugh, get angry.. ALL the emotiions! ❤

This episode was fantastic, writing, acting, set, costume- all a 10. I'd love to see this show get the recognition and rewards it deserves and a new season so we can get more of these characters! It seems Daniel should be equally upset with Louis as he is with Armand. In preparing to kill Daniel, Armand was acting according to the coven way of life- he was cleaning up a mess after Louis broke the vampire rules. It wasn't personal and Armand did not see anything fascinating in Daniel to keep him alive or turn him. Louis stopped Armand from killing Daniel and ordered Armand to scramble Daniel's memories. The mind manipulation was entirely at Louis' direction. I don't understand why Louis was hollering no when Lestat was speaking through Armand - does he want Lestat back or not? Louis has the emotional upper hand in all his relationships and plays hot and cool; Lestat, Armand and Claudia are all hurt by his fickleness. Maybe Louis just isn't built for long term companionship.

Crispy bacon is taking me out 😂😂😂😂🥓

You’re too funny!!

Props on your promptness!! Another fantastic episode. This show keeps us in our toes and does it with so much flair. We need a longer season!!

So glad to see you❤

The dynamic between Louis & Armand is exciting to me. Although Armand is way more powerful than Louis, in their relationship he becomes submissive. Ex: He calls Louis master in French & when Louis stopped Armand from draining Daniel in that scene. I feel the reason Louis is with Armand is because he feels protected & dominant. Louis definitely still has trauma from the relationship with Lestat. I feel like everyone keeps forgetting that Lestat nearly killed Louis. Dropped him from the sky! Funny enough, Lestat was the dominant one when he was with Louis. These actors are phenomenal. They make you love & hate these characters at the same time. I’m definitely torn 🥴😂

If you don't get a cheesesteak while in Philly, were you really even in Philly!😂

10:43 😂😂😂😂

Great video. 👍🏿

23:39 I think he meant that he was sold to a Captain and when he tried to run away, ‘the slavers’ (probably the captains crew) chased him because he was paid for😭 Louis and Armand and Lestat deserve each other. just messy, dramatic and psychotic🙄

18:26 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

Hold Up, Wait a Minute- you came to NYC and didn’t DM me 🤨. In my Stephanie Tanner voice - How Rude! Can someone explain to me while Louis and Armand were arguing in San Francisco there was a shit load of sun light coming through the window (paper was missing on a panel on the glass). Also, if Armand can read minds wouldn’t he know Daniel and Louis were conspiring against him?

🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓😂

I learned to read by mom having me do invisible chair until I read a chapter of a Harry Potter book so the scene gave me a flashback 😂😂 and my name is Daniel

*LET ME STAND ON THE TABLE AND SAY THIS SO ANYONE AND EVERYONE CAN HEAR ME:* IF ANYBODY runs their mouf up in these comments and ruins ELLE's experience with *SPOLIERS* I will put you on my "Aria List" and baaaaaby my *petty* is strong as aged 50 year old scotch and as deep as the Mariana Trench.😂😂 (not joking) Elle is our good-GOODT COUSIN so play nice!!

Can't hear you hun