Armstrong & Miller | Heart Surgery on Old Teacher

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A surgeon is about to perform surgery when he realises his patient is his former bullying PE teacher, he cannot resist the opportunity to unnerve him.
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@LeonEvans_Guyver1 Жыл бұрын

"Ooooohhhh I remember yooouuuu" is quite possibly the most perfectly delivered line ever recorded 😂👍❤️

@quattordicimontenapoleone3113 8 ай бұрын

"You were my PE teacher" - it transcends borders to know where the sketch will go from there on.

@milcahman327 Жыл бұрын

Literally every PE teacher in the 70/80/90s.

@PetroicaRodinogaster264 7 ай бұрын

even earlier it was worse. Now teachers are held accountable.b

@Insanitypants80 2 жыл бұрын

"You'll be pleased to see that I an wearing the correct uniform this afternoon." 😄

@o.b.7217 2 жыл бұрын

That's the only flaw I see in this skit. As far as I am aware, they do all the operations before noon _(well, they start them before noon - depending on the operation, they can last long into the afternoon/evening)._

@zapkvr 10 ай бұрын

@@o.b.7217not mine. I had brain surgery in 2013

@TheA8lee 7 жыл бұрын

''In this case, all work and no play makes Jack a Fellow of the Royal College of Surgeons...''

@seymourskinner2533 3 жыл бұрын

Best line ever

@Fluvance Жыл бұрын

Thank you, I bloody watched it too, you twat

@TheA8lee Жыл бұрын

@@Fluvance And do you, too, think it's the best line ever

@manchestermikec Жыл бұрын

Cried with laughter at that 😂😂😂

@therealxunil2 10 ай бұрын

That’s it. Just repeat what you hear.

@martm216 5 жыл бұрын

'Oh yes. I remember youuu . . .'

@starsnstuff842 4 жыл бұрын

Oh god I wish I could turn the tables on my old PE teacher like that,nearly 50 years ago but still bitter.

@billklatsch5058 Жыл бұрын

Oh boi i hope i can live rent free in some guys niggin for 50yrs someday...

@Greg-ii6nq 10 ай бұрын

He's dead, go piss on his grave, which probably doesn't exist as he only exists in your memories now...

@christopherpeden1124 6 жыл бұрын

Rediscovering all their stuff via KZfaq pure brilliance

@FrankieTeardrop1998 Жыл бұрын

We all have that one teacher that we want to do this to if we met them again.

@peterwhite7468 11 ай бұрын

More than one

@FrankieTeardrop1998 11 ай бұрын

@@peterwhite7468 Yes more actually.

@zapkvr 10 ай бұрын

Hell yeah

@YouTube_hates_my_name 10 ай бұрын

Oh yes....I hit my pervy PE teacher in the nuts with a 100+mph tennis serve for calling me a crap player ( I was county level) 20 years later, he joined my tennis club, saw me, and went white as a sheet 😂😂😂

@peterwhite7468 10 ай бұрын

@@KZfaq_hates_my_name 😁

@TheCatBilbo 3 жыл бұрын

Always be nice to people... because a) it's the right thing to do & b) you never know what the future holds!

@TPRM1 11 ай бұрын

People always say, “Be nice to people on your way up, because you might meet them on the way down.“ Personally, I think a more apt motto would be, “Be nice to people on _their_ way up, because you might meet them when they’re at the top!”

@paulroberts3639 2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant. As an ex teacher I always hide from my former students..

@cooltrades7469 6 ай бұрын

Guess you should enquire what's the name of the surgeon ...in case you ever need surgery ;))). Anesthetist too , I would advice :)

@iainhunneybell Жыл бұрын

Utterly, utterly brilliant

@timdowney6721 3 жыл бұрын

Twenty six years. Easy to forget, isn’t it? Twenty seven in September. 😱😱😱

@AlanHope2013 3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, the anniversary would always be in September.

@o.b.7217 2 жыл бұрын

@@AlanHope2013 To be honest, I expected him to continue the "26 years" bit with something like: "...four months and three days".

@krashd Жыл бұрын

@@AlanHope2013 How so? We have no way of knowing when he last saw that teacher.

@cacauldr 5 жыл бұрын

Such great delivery of lines! Rowan Atkinson's earliest stage performances came to mind. Very similar I think..

@AlanHope2013 3 жыл бұрын

It's very British. Fawlty does it too.

@robleary3353 Жыл бұрын

Back in the day we all had one of those 'sadistic' PE teachers!. 🤣

@cw1967 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious. I'm a physician and one of my patients is my old history teacher..... Ironic as we have history!!!

@JonSmith-cx7gr 3 жыл бұрын

Ironic indeed. As he he is soon to be ....... history. Edit: Many Many ways to make it look like natural cuases. Many ways.

@lilliankeane5731 Жыл бұрын

“Kill him”😂.

@zapkvr0101 Жыл бұрын

Not irony

@sands7779 Жыл бұрын

You were my PE teacher - sharp rise in ominous tone 😂

@o.b.7217 2 жыл бұрын

*You always meet twice* Take notes, kids - that goes for your schoolyard bullies as well. Isn't that comforting to know?

@krashd Жыл бұрын

Similar to a saying in business, "Those you meet on the way up you will see again on the way down." as a warning about stepping on people.

@dlkdyscot 11 ай бұрын

@@krashdvery wise

@oscarbear1043 8 ай бұрын

Yes and it can be a humbling experience for them.

@napalmslayer 2 жыл бұрын

Now imagine if you had a school bully's life in your hands...

@o.b.7217 2 жыл бұрын

You mean "premature death", right? That's what I'd have in my hands...

@zapkvr 10 ай бұрын

Make it look like an accident

@thePronto 3 жыл бұрын

That was *my* PE teacher. I hope you "took good care" of him.

@jfirebaugh 10 ай бұрын

My granddad went to his 50 year high school reunion. There was a retired teacher there that my granddad held a grudge against all those years. He went up to him, introduced himself and told him "If you were 20 years younger, I'd kick your ass!" and walked off.

@thomasjoyce1487 3 жыл бұрын

Wonderful Remembrance and vengeance combined.

@OLDMANTEA Жыл бұрын

This is gold

@zapkvr0101 Жыл бұрын

This needs to happen every day.

@matbroomfield 4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!

@VerityFraser 3 жыл бұрын

My PE teacher was rather nice, actually. Right up until the day I came out. Then he never spoke a word to me again.

@o.b.7217 2 жыл бұрын

Well, as long as that was all he did. That's basically a non issue. The real @ssholes start to bully you at that point.

@kayemurley Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry that happened to you.

@zapkvr 10 ай бұрын

People are idiots.

@ChucklesMcGurk 4 ай бұрын

I had an English teacher in high school who picked me up at a local pub and took me back to his place, where he proceeded to fondle his boyfriend in front of me, in the hope of exciting me into a threesome I suppose. I was too drunk to know what was happening and I wasn't gay either, so he gave up and took me home. Good teacher, fun class, never knew he was gay.

@zomgseriosuly 10 жыл бұрын

hahahaha lmao @ 1:43. Beautiful.

@dineshapunchihewa1228 Жыл бұрын

I loved it

@thedolphin5428 10 ай бұрын

Such a clever construction and script.

@jimmynyarlathotep6857 7 жыл бұрын

This is like the short story 'Britva' by Vladimir Nabokov

@mhairimaclaren8063 3 жыл бұрын

They're ace !!

@alisonbryant5799 3 жыл бұрын

Me: Oh no, I bet the anesthetist is going to be Lardy. Surgeon: Here's the anesthetist Mr Hardy. I love it when you can see the inevitability in a joke.

@Insanitypants80 2 жыл бұрын

The other one that has you knowing where it is going but still laugh your socks off is Mitchell & Webb's "Brain Surgeon" sketch. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/iq5-g9CZp9KRaH0.html

@peterc.1419 10 ай бұрын

The guy who dopes the patients is a doctor. The surgeons in the UK get called Mr. UK is a weird place, they still have lords and sirs. Outdated and will probably change when more non whites have more to say.

@Pagliacci_Rex 3 ай бұрын

"Surely they wouldn't do something unethical...or would they." Will be running through his mind as he enters cardiac arrest, lol.

@atraxuswraithe6031 7 жыл бұрын

Two people so far are abusive PE Teachers...

@alexinabox6931 5 жыл бұрын

13 now. Those poor children.

@crs2385 2 жыл бұрын

@@alexinabox6931 Children are wee shits these days.

@robappleby583 6 жыл бұрын

So true. Still, it was all character forming.

@sswildworld 2 жыл бұрын

nice !

@bordersw1239 9 ай бұрын

Reminds me of my P.E teacher -W#nker Watson. Unfortunately someone got hold of a ladder and wrote ‘W#nker Watson’ in 6 foot high letters high up on our outside gym wall - it could be seen for miles around. Took several months before the headmaster had it removed - I think he also thought Watson was a ‘W#nker’.

@stephenreeds3632 7 ай бұрын

Headteachers of Grammar Schools often loathed and despised PE teachers. Most of mine were OK except one poisonous little Welsh man....they always seem to be Welsh. He also ran the CCF which you had to be in or he'd "make it hot for you in the school." All pretending to be soldiers....quite pathetic.

@tonycavanagh1929 7 жыл бұрын

LOL ace,

@inkofscholars 11 жыл бұрын

hahaaha v creative idea

@andrewphillips9391 5 жыл бұрын

Revenge is a dish best served cold, as the Klingons say

@oscarbear1043 8 ай бұрын

I used to get out PE by using asthma as an excuse, I didn’t have it but a friend did they seemed to be scared of it. They used to send me to library for the afternoon which was heaven. Eventually they made do “the run” but I found that if went out the school front gate and went left instead of right waited down a side street and joined the stragglers as they came home, you had to remember to puff a lot otherwise teach would wise up.

@cooltrades7469 6 ай бұрын

The rubber gloves snapping told a lot of things about the doctors intentions . Accidenta ...may happen :))).

@VonBlade 6 жыл бұрын

1:02 is the single greatest fuck you in any comedy sketch ever.

@RalphBrooker-gn9iv 11 ай бұрын

Geoffrey Palmer. Treasure.

@sexobscura 6 жыл бұрын

*You can laugh, but this actually happened to a friend of mine.*

@martm216 5 жыл бұрын

Never?! Do tell . . . 😏

@glenn9683 5 жыл бұрын

No it didn't

@RealityCheck6T9 4 жыл бұрын

That sounds specific enough to be convincing

@o.b.7217 2 жыл бұрын

@sexobscura: "this actually happened to a friend of mine." --- You mean the "being bullied in PE" part? Yeah, that happened to a lot of people. Nothing to write home about, really.

@alan-sk7ky Жыл бұрын

We had a mr Hastead, PE teacher can you guess what he was called behind his back ? And yes he was, very. 😡

@dannydorko7075 Жыл бұрын

Why did his accent change

@zapkvr0101 Жыл бұрын

Its a minor quibble but it has been my very recent experience that you would not meet your surgeon for the very first time as you are being wheeled into surgery. I dont know. Maybe the NHS is diff

@peterc.1419 10 ай бұрын

Don't know what the surgeon is doing with the syringe either. Oh and what's a double blind study? Two surgeons reading an ECG.

@zapkvr 10 ай бұрын

@@peterc.1419A double blind study is when you have the test group and the control group. The members of the groups dont know which theyre in. Neither do the people conducting the study. And thanks for your question

@peterc.1419 10 ай бұрын

@@zapkvr Sigh. Obviously that's what a double blinded study is LITERALLY. But in medicine we have a running joke and that is that surgeons are useless at medicine, and being bad at reading ECGs as evidenced by two surgeons reading the same ECG being a double blind study - as the saying also goes the blind lead the blind, is an old joke. Note that medicine is not surgery in case you want to be really pedantic. I suppose you are not medically trained or surgically trained?

@peterc.1419 10 ай бұрын

@@zapkvr Next time you interact with a physician (a doctor who specialises in treating illness medically) or a surgeon (a doctor who specialises in treating illness surgically) tell them my joke, I guarantee that they will get it. And they will not correct you.

@ChucklesMcGurk 4 ай бұрын

@@peterc.1419 Surgeons don't need to be good at medicine, they are just there to make you sicker than you were before. They get paid more than GPs because they are better at it