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Damn girl, are you a work of Salvador Dali? Because I don't understand you at ALL.

"This is a magnificent chimpanzee." They predicted NFTs.

Fun fact: Dali sent a dead mouse in a bottle to Mia Farrow in preparation for his upcoming role of the Joker in 2016's Suicide Squad

Pro Tip: If someone buys something stupid like a banana taped to a wall, they are most likely making a legal transaction for something illegal.

"Back when russia was at war with someone" do you know how little that narrows it down?

I kinda forgot how recently Dali lived. Because of the times all the other famous painters lived I always imagine him living centuries ago so it’s surreal to see actual footage of him.

"you take van Gogh, you hit him with the depression" I'm crying

I don’t know where they got the “unibrows are a sign of royalty in Latin America” from, because one of my classmates who has a unibrow gets called a Minecraft villager on the daily

"The whole value is tied into the fact that he thinks it's an ape." - Sumito predicting NFTs

Cool facts: The Mona Lisa looks odd partly because of decay and damage over centuries of art restorations. Lots of the color was lost when the top layer was removed during an 1809 cleaning, so the face is now a washed-out yellow brown color. She also used to have eyebrows and eyelashes, but they've disappeared. There are some copies and replicas of the original painting that are closer to its original appearance, showing that her hair was a reddish brown, her sleeves were red, and she had thin, arched eyebrows. Frida Kahlo kept her facial hair unkempt in defiance of beauty standards. She also would have preferred being seen as a commoner because she was a literal communist. When Stalin expelled Trotsky from the USSR, he moved in with Kahlo and her husband for two years. Trotsky and Kahlo had an affair, even though both were married to other people. The year after he moved out he was hunted down by an assassin who fatally stabbed him with a sharpened axe handle. Goya's "Saturn Devouring His Son" was never actually given a name by the artist himself. He painted a number of things directly on the walls of his house, but in his later years he painted over them with disturbing images. These 14 wall murals are called his Black Paintings. None of them were actually labeled, so others named them based on their interpretations, assuming that this one was depicting the myth of Saturn. Salvador Dali was, at various points in his life, a communist, a fascist, an anarchist, and a monarchist. He was also one of the people behind the movie Un Chien Andalou, which is the one with the famous scene of a woman's eye being sliced open with a razor. They used a close-up of a dead calf's eye for the actual slicing shot. Lillian Gish was probably unimpressed by Dali throwing his anteater onto her because she already went through hell behind the scenes of the movies she starred in. She starred in some of the earliest blockbusters, such as DW Griffith's 1915 movie Birth of a Nation (which is the movie where the klan is the good guys) and his 1916 followup movie Intolerance. While filming a scene for the 1920 movie Way Down East, she floated down an actual ice floe in an actual freezing river, leading to permanent nerve damage in her hand.

"every detail except for 'set in russia' was wildly incorrect"

I mean, I too would want to be called a chimpanzee for 50 million dollars

Frida Kahlo: uses an unibrow and moustache to protest against beauty standards Sumito: "isn't that a mark of STATUS in the latin america NOBILITY? Of the KINGDOM OF LATINAMERICA"

" he died 3 years later by drinking himself to death " sounds about right.

Fun fact, the skinned remains on Michelangelo's painting is actually his self-portrait. 19:27

Only way to get Historian to make a video is literally lock him in his own house.

I love how this series manages to keep the energy of a live discussion, but the editing makes it a much more enjoyable experience

Fun fact: Goya painted Saturn Devouring his Son on the wall of his dining room.

FUN FACT! (related to the Waldo thing): Renaissance painters would paint themselves into their scenes instead of signing them. They would be wearing "modern" clothes and look really out of place.

I feel more cultured for seeing this. I might now do an art with comic sans

"He was branded, not tattooed." Oof...that's certainly...a different thing.

In German, there's the phrase "Ist das Kunst oder kann das weg?", which translates to "is that art or can it go?"

Goya painted "Saturn eats his son" on the walls of his house actually.

"VENUS VENUS VENUS, awww, Aphrodite... I was way off" Venus is literally the Roman equivalent of Aphrodite

*"When is dinner and where are my pants and where am I, and where is my mom I'm lost and confused please help me-"* has to be all babies think every minute

The Mona Lisa used to be one of Davinci's least important paintings. In fact, there was so little care for it, that when a man decided he was going to steal it, he just picked it up off the wall and walked away with it, and no one noticed before he was gone. It was actually all the news stories and the hunt to retrieve the Mona Lisa that skyrocketed it into the position it's in now, where its own theft inspired its absurd levels of fame.

That poor guy who redeemed that steam code probably can't use the email tied to his steam account anymore, it's now full of requests to reclaim his account

Fun fact about Michelangelo: He REALLY didn't want to paint the Sistine Chapel. He was supposed to be working on it while the Pope was off fighting a war or something; and he (Pope Julius II) was looking forward to seeing Michelangelo's progress upon his return. So he gets back in town and decides to check in on M and sees he hadn't even begun working on the chapel. Hell, M wasn't even in town. He was off in some other town doing whatever. The Pope had to essentially drag M back by the ear and force him to start painting. Just a neat story my old Art History professor liked to tell.

“Having an unibrow in Latin America shows a sign of status and only the royalty is allow to have it.” no...

“It’s like a Green Day concert” fucking killed me

As someone who does taxidermy, yeah it generally won’t look “right”.

"The main channel video is coming" Wait, this is supposed to be a trash video ?

“In the quarantine” Haha funny that’s topical for the month this will last *1 year later...*

You predicted NFTs

Not that anyone cares, but I thought I should point out that the "woman" in the last supper is actually the Apostle John, who was commonly portrayed as softer and more feminine to reflect his youth.

fun fact: goya painted saturn devouring his son directly onto the walls of his dining room

0:54 he predicted NFTs

9:15 'Her name is Aphrodite, and she rides a crimson shell!' Is literally all I can hear in my head every single time I see the painting.

"They pay me just enough to stay off my phone, but not enough to tell you to stop breaking milk bottles for your TikTok." You have accurately summed up my opinion of my job. Unfortunately, I'm a cop.

"3 years later, he drank himself to death" I'd say the tsar made a good investment....

They need to do “ART part 2” with inclusion of NFT, AI art and shits. Would certainly be hilarious lol.

I really like the bits of classical music in your videos. It gives these funny internet doodles a touch of grace.

Commenting because I haven’t seen anyone point it out yet: Aphrodite and Venus are the same goddess. Venus is just her Roman name.

"They're payin' me *just* enough for me to not be on my phone, but not enough for me to tell you to stop smashing milk jugs for your TikTok" is way funnier than it should be.

"The whole value is tied into the fact that he thinks its an ape" Sumito predicting NFTs is wild

"The dude eating the other dude" Philistines, all of you.

people like dali being on talk shows is so surreal to me. like i always imagine them hitting mammoths with sticks but they just straight up vibing with Johnny Carson

that Goya painting of Saturn eating his son looks like a scene straight out of Evangelion

As someone that draws the pictures and has heard the words "I cant draw stick figures" so many times that a dollar for each would make me rich, I am glad it is in this video. I know it wasnt an intentional meme, but that almost makes it better

Fun fact: Saturn devouring his son was painted on Goya’s dining room wall.

“She’s such a frump, too.” -Internet Historian, of Frida Kahlo.

I remember reading about Goya after just seeing Saturn devouring his sun once without context. It's baffling that someone can convey absolute pant shitting horror with just a single painting. It's mastercrafted to just sit on your retina for weeks.

My favorite paintings are normally scenery, nature, people being out in nature just living life, that kind of thing. One of my favorites is a pencil sketch I bought at an antique store that is of an artic explorer and a wolf. Also the van goph line was fantastic XD

You actually weren’t far off on the Venus thing. Venus and Aphrodite are actually the same goddess, just in her Roman and Greek forms respectively.

What I love about the painting of Saturn devouring his son is that it actually was painted on Goya's kitchen wall, so now think about how weird it must have felt being invited to eat at his home xD

I did a VR tour of the Sistine Chapel, Michelangelo was sending letters to friends which made it seem like by the end of it, he was sick and tired of painting so long. He talked about how much pain it was causing him to be up on that scaffold with his neck craned to the ceiling just so he could paint the frames and such. The man suffered greatly for that work.

1:00 Who knew Sumito would predicted NFTs

The Mona Lisa took like 5 years to finish because it was just a random, lazy commission that he didn’t want to work on. Basically like if you enrolled in art class in high school only for the extra credit and having one of your half assed C- projects got famous. The Mona Lisa is famous in the first place because it was stolen from the Louvre 2 or 3 times, not because it was good.

Fun fact: Salvador Dali used to have fantasies of Adolf Hitler as a woman

Goya painted the painting on his wa- ALRIGHT! I GET IT!

"I hope that is true." "It was not." Me: My disappointment is immeasurable.

“Oh, I was thinking of Aphrodite, not Venus. I thought I was right about something.” The irony is genuinely a little painful. Also, Pickman’s Model directly references Goya, so you’re spot on there.

The guy holding a skin in Michelangelo's Giudizio universale was a saint who's skin got ripped away. However, the skin in the painting is a selfportrait of the artist

I always enjoy finding content creators long after they have started. That way when everyone else complains about taking too long to post on the "main channel" I've still got hours and hours of new content.

bruh u just predicted the existence of NFTs in the intro

Art is stealing a joke from Parasite.

7:47 Jerma isn't there as a patron, but as a fine piece of Meme Art himself

It isn't a main channel video without a petition that goes nowhere, it isn't a second channel video without a tangential and nearly entirely fabricated anecdote.

Goya didn't just keep his pieces in his house near the end of his life, he painted the pieces on the walls of his house directly, so they couldn't be removed.

The idea of "Where's Waldo" in the Sistine Chapel is actually kinda a real thing. Several of the people in the artwork were modeled off of artist friends and clergy members.

For a school trip we went to Spain and visited Dali's grave. The guide talked about him and some random guy from our class farted really loud. Our guide was cool about it and said Dali would've found that hilarious.

did the chimp at the start inspire NFTs

i'm pretty sure that in the original myth, perseus looked around the cave with the mirror shield, then killed medusa in her sleep pretty anticlimactic tbh

that saturn eating his child painting is so just purely disturbing to me. like art hasnt ever really affected me but good lord that one painting is so so unnerving

Saturn Devouring His Son was painted directly on his dining room wall.

The whole opening of this predicted those ape NFTs

The openings to these videos sound like a dream I'd have. Starts off random, but normal, gets more confusing as it continues, then I wake up.

Art Fact: Apparently when Michaelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel, he hated the Pope so much for censoring the figures, everyone had to covered. He hated him so much that he painted him in Hell. Hahaha And that skinned body is a self-portrait of him.

FUN FACT: Francisco Goya's 'black paintings', which included Saturn Devouring his Son, were painted directly onto his walls in his house in Madrid - not on a canvas or paper.

As a Russian alcoholic, I have never in my heard about that drinking custom to tap your shoulder. And fun fact, we almost never say 'na zdorovie' when clinking our glasses.

@7:45 - you invented the NFT gallery

This 21 minutes of Art was better than the Year long Art History class I took in College.....

7:43 Jerma would go to an art gallery with binoculars.

I completely agree that the eyes in "Saturn Devouring His Son" are super captivating- that's what makes it for me. I am by no means a painting snob (I can maybe name 5), but that one is a close second to my favorite ("The Death of Socrates," and not just because the painting makes him look like he's still lecturing before being killed.... thank you guys for that. lol)

You predicted NFTs. 1:00

The Acoustic kids in class love to draw with Crayons and be Artistic in Art.

Internet Historian: Incognito Mode has posted art.

"the whole value's tied into the fact that he thinks it's an ape" You mad man, predicting the future

I love that that's where they got the ocelot bit from

My man used a picture of a Swedish soldier to portray a Russian during a time period where Sweden and Russia were angery bois

The guy holding the skin was actually St. Bartholomew, who was flayed alive. Depictions of him usually show him holding his flayed skin. There are theories that Michelangelo put his own face on Bartholomew's skin and showed him dangling it over Hell because he was worried about the fate of his soul

I should be doing a school project, but with this I'm REALLY learning.

10:01 Inspirational quotes

Salvador Dali doing the Default Dance is now etched into my brain for the rest of my life.

In all honesty, this was both wildly entertaining AND educational.

7:00 The Mona Lisa is acually famouse because some guy stole it when it wasn't really guarded and it got into the news, then it was (Returned? Taken back? I forget...) and it became so famous that it's value skyrocketed

Explanation for the Russian drink thing: What's actually done is you brush the underside of your chin with your fingers, which is a way of telling your friends that you should go out for drinks. It came from the time of Peter the Great, where officers in the army had the royal seal tattooed on their necks. This meant that they could drink at any bar for free, and all they had to do was show the seal. The reason Russians scratch/tap their necks is because that simulates lifting your beard to show the seal.

The Mona Lisa had eyebrows until they were wiped off during a cleaning, completely serious.